In which the pond carps along with the Caterists ...

What's astonishing is how the goalposts should have so shifted that the fool McCain is being greeted by reptiles and politicians alike as the sort of astute Presidential candidate we now mourn and miss ...

Yet it was the fool McCain who selected Sarah Palin as his running mate, thereby introducing a level of stupidity into presidential politics that hadn't been seen even in the days of Spiro Agnew and Dan Quayle ... and what glorious days they were ...

From Palin to the Donald was but a short step, and for that lowering of intelligence in American politics, we all have McCain the fool to thank...

But at least Afghanistan has now been sorted and no doubt McCain, always keen on a fight, will be pleased. Thirty extra trainers should see everything sorted by Xmas ...

And now, since the reptiles of Oz still think their best business plan is to trade on the Donald ...

... how better to start the day than to turn to an another, alternative fool blathering on about fools in the inimitable way only foolish Caterists can manage ...

Actually anyone travelling to the United States, and wishing to avoid being made to give up all their digital secrets, passwords and suchlike - not just Muslims - would be well advised to take precautions, as would anyone travelling to a deeply fascist state ...

But that speed bump overcome, it's time to proceed to the foolish Caterist ...

The pond immediately knew the angle.

Here was migrant riffraff who'd landed in the country, and thanks to the obliging fools at the Department of Finance, had managed to make fools of Australian taxpayers time after time ...

Dammit, he must know what he's talking about ...

Indeed, indeed. This migrant riffraff with a minor degree in sociology from a minor university landed in Australia and has been looting the taxpayer ever since. Talk about infuriating ...

And the pond's only mentioned the last couple of grants this migrant riffraff has made off with, as he's looted the taxpayer purse and laughed all the way to the bank.

Throw in blow-in bandits like the Bolter, creating disharmony and disorder every day they speak, and there really is something wrong with the way we let people into the country ...

Here's the thing. Any check and balance on the mutton Dutton, a proto-fascist plod always willing to lock people up, throw away the key and asks questions later, would be welcome by anyone except the Caterist, but then the Caterist has found a legal way to make out like a bandit, and now uses the proceeds of his bureaucratic-facilitated crimes to shout from his bully pulpit at the less fortunate out there in the wider world ...

Meanwhile, speaking of genuine first Australians, as opposed to migrant riffraff of the Caterist kind, Rowe managed to find some humour in Barners, the man who ruined Tamworth and turned it from the centre of the known universe into a hell hole ... with more Rowe here ...

Carp! More illegal migrants of the riffraff Caterist kind ...