Friday, May 05, 2017

In which the onion muncher continues the crusade and dashing Donners charges to the front ...


The pond loves a donnybrook, heck it even loves the way an uproar, a disorder, a melee, a rowdy brawl, a free-for-all, came from Donnybrook Fair, held annually until 1855 at Donnybrook, a suburb of Ireland ...

Naturally the manly mauler from Manly is leading the charge and has been much out and about talking to the tykes, and tweeting like a Donald ...


 

The pond fees strangely compelled to link to that speech about the merits of Western Civilisation (please, CAPS, please, remember we're talking WC here)... with the onion muncher on a moving crusade ...

...we respect the Christian church even though its adherents are all-too-human, because it turns our minds and hearts and souls to the higher things (like returning the onion muncher to high office).

...Believers or not, they know that Gospel values are the best way to live (unlike leftist Satanists somehow in high office while the crusader roams the wilderness, spending more than forty nights and days in the desert).

Woe unto these unseasonal days, that a brave crusader should be assaulted by a pack of cards ...


When the head of the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet thinks that his decisions may have been tainted by “unconscious bias”, when the newly appointed ABC chairman thinks that his organisation has no objectivity problem, when dozens of big companies are more ready to campaign for same sex marriage than for economic reform, when shareholder activism has intimidated big banks against investing in coal, and when it’s all-but-impossible to discuss race, gender or religion in our universities without “trigger warnings”, the long march of the left through our institutions is almost complete.

And now there's a leftist in the Lodge! It's theological!

When it’s not making excuses for militant unions or welfarism, Labor is consumed by the Green left’s theology of climate change and identity. Indeed, the one senior Labor figure still demonstrative about making it better to work for a living is Mark Latham who’s now more welcome at Liberal Party meetings than Labor ones.

Now some might think they've heard all this before, and it's true that the crusader, being a bear of little brain, mainly knows how to repeat nattering negativity over and over again, but there are some genuine delights, some real nuggets, still to be found ...

As prime minister, I tried to stress what Australians have in common over our differences. I sought to be less a party boss and more a national leader. I tried to avoid giving offence in the full knowledge that, on some issues, offence will still be taken and there is little common ground to find. Often enough, indeed, a leader’s job is to take a stand and to wear the consequences.

A national leader? Talk about taking the front gate as well as a fence ...

Poor old Barners took to ABC radio - why does he spend so much time amongst the cardigan-wearing leftists? - to remonstrate with the onion muncher, but he's been doing that the whole year ... there he was back in January ...


STFU? SWFA chance of that dear Barners ...

Speaking of "welfarism", and special interests and rent seekers, it's not just the mad monk that's extremely anxious about the funding of the tyke propaganda system. The Catholic Boys' Daily continues in uproar ...


It was there in the digital news ...


The cawing Crowe was on hand to urge caution and bravery ...


Will the quivering jelly fish discover a backbone and hold his nerve? Look at the forces arrayed against his buggy 2.0 software upgrade ... talk about very noisy myna birds ...


Dashing Donners and the onion muncher together, as one!

Yes, it's back to 1.1.1.1.C, as the digital opinionistas maintained the rage, and it also brought together Gra Gra and the dashing Donners in solid alliance, because once a man has spent time on the Gold Coast, he's in urgent need of tending to his soul ...


Gra Gra is quickly disposed of. The Gold Coast boating man started off with talk of rent seekers and vested interests ...


How short lived was that? Soon the special interests, the rent seekers and the welfarists were off and running for the rest of the column ...


But Gra Gra was but a precious snowflake up against the heartfelt rage of dashing Donners ...


Dammit, the pond knew he was a leftist, and represented a dire threat to Western Civilisation in all its splendour ... (please remember to always CAP, we're talking WC here).

Now some might think that there's a little pique going on here, what with dashing Donners at one time the onion muncher's visionary who produced an astonishing plan for the future of education, only to see it fall by the wayside, along with the discarded onion muncher ...

But no, this is all singularly scientific and CIS backed ...


Indeed, indeed, and this  is undoubtedly why any sensible parent will skimp on a child's schooling, and rather than waste money on some lavish private school education, will send them to the cheapest, lowest funded joint they can fund.

Let's face it, if a kid can survive and prosper in that sort of jungle, they'll be ready to carve a Fordlândia out of the Amazon jungle ...


Let's face it, there's simply no point in spending too much on education, in much the same way that being born with a silver spoon is no guarantee of anything ...

There's far too much talk of the role of money in education ... 

Now for the love of the long absent lord, just give the tykes that hundred million, because they love the tinkling sound of taxpayer cash in the paw ...


Indeed, indeed, no formal qualifications. 

If only they'd got themselves a gig at a Catholic University ... though strangely, the pond must note that dashing Donners' preeminent connection and qualification is not listed at the bottom of his piece this day ...

Strange that this day dashing Donners connection to the Catholic tradition isn't mentioned ... as if somehow we're not talking about splashing the cash on the rent-seekers and the welfarists intent on maintaining their propaganda system and Ponzi scheme ...yet in other contexts he's proud of working within the Catholic tradition ...


Within the Catholic tradition ...  of treating climate science as a different kind of theology ...and let us not forget, of spurning the odd and the different and the strange and the weird, because of the threat they pose to the WC ...


Never mind, it's all great fun, and the wags were out and about when it came to the onion muncher ...





5 comments:

  1. How did Richardson get into the Labor party, Johns, Latham, and Ferguson have used the Labor party to enrich themselves and they are not on their own, how can we trust the selection process to exclude characters like them.

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  2. Research? No mention by Donners of NAPLAN results, which test every student several times in the course of their education. He relies on papers delivered by buddies in the rarefied atmosphere of sponsored think tanks.

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  3. As they lower his coffin into the cold dark ground, the onion muncher will be either sniping at Malware, or delivering speeches about the attack of the Marxists.

    It will be a hell of an event!

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  4. Funny how Tones, in the linked speech, decries intergenerational theft, after having led a government committed to it because cheap power today is more important than a degraded environment (with all costs that entails) tomorrow. Stupid prick.

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    1. But Tones just doesn't believe any of that, FD. To him, climate is a "natural" thing, so any changes that happen were going to happen anyway.

      But I would like to know why nobody ever mentions intergenerational support: like all the things that my taxes have paid for the the following generations have benefitted from much more than I have. If there is any such thing, of course.

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