Monday, February 09, 2026

In which the usual selection of Monday reptile suspects turn up ... Lord Downer in feral form, the Caterist keeping quarries safe, and the Major brooding about Pauline...

 

Brownie was the point man this day inn the lizard Oz, taking over from simplistic Simon to downplay the renewal of the marital vows... and give the beefy prime Angus boofhead from down Goulburn way yet another break ...though the only point of real interest was the unerring ability of the graphics department to produce a wretched collage ...




For those who care, the intermittent archive is to hand ...

Newspoll: Ley’s historic low gives Taylor a challenge trigger
The Coalition’s primary vote plunges to 18 per cent as One Nation’s core support skyrockets to 27 per cent, with Sussan Ley now the most unpopular major party leader in 23 years.
By Greg Brown

COMMENTARY by Greg Brown
Ley’s in real danger this week, but the Coalition has bigger problems
Sussan Ley could face a challenge later this week, while the newly reformed Coalition is at risk of losing its status as Australia’s dominant conservative force.

A bigger problem than having an actual leader?

Yes, you see it was little to be proud of man that really attracted Brownie's ire ...

...While it is Ley’s leadership that is under threat, the most damaging Coalition figure in recent weeks has been David Littleproud. Worryingly, Littleproud showed no contrition or regret on Sunday for publicly blowing up the Coalition in a move that has seen One Nation increase its primary vote by 5 per cent in just three weeks.
Instead, Littleproud was full of self-praise and pathetically blamed the tactics of the Albanese government for the circumstances that led to the split.
His behaviour over the past three weeks, according to him, showed “maturity”, “courage”, “leadership”, “strength”, “character” and “principles”.
Littleproud was on the verge of tears in a press conference on Sunday as he described how brave he had been to take a stand on an issue of conscience, given the Nationals partyroom was fundamentally opposed to the crackdown on hate groups. 
This argument ignores the reality that the stoush did not have to play out so publicly.
When Ley accepted the resignations of three Nationals senators who crossed the floor over the hate speech legislation, Littleproud could have absolutely voiced his dismay and declared he was revisiting the Coalition agreement. And those negotiations could have played out while the parties were still together.
Instead, he announced at an informal doorstop on the national day of mourning to victims of the Bondi terror attack that his party was exiting the historic political union.
Seventeen days of chaos and enmity ensued, and the winners were Albanese and Hanson.

The lettuce is so over it. There's only one question: does the beefy prize Angus boofhead have the ticker or not?

Over the weekend garrulous Gemma was also sounding impatient ... and the pond thought it was wrong not to do a catch-up:

Libs need to hurry, or they will lose our votes forever
The sisterhood is fed up with being patronised and insulted by the conservative side of politics. The failure to connect shows Liberals just don’t get women voters, and risk losing their votes forever.
Gemma Tognini

Gemma grated away as she came to this conclusion ...

...I know some of you are waiting to hear me talk about Opposition Leader Sussan Ley. Surely, a woman at the helm of the parliamentary party means there’s no issue. I take a different view.
Firstly, everyone knows whoever is tapped to lead after electoral dismemberment the likes of which happened last time, is just a glorified nightwatchman. They’re Dizzy Gillespie. They’re Nathan Lyon. Sure, they might occasionally score a ton, but everyone knows they’re just marking time.
Ley leadership on life support
I wanted Ms Ley to be a good leader, to succeed, and said as much. She is not, and has not. In corporate life, any CEO presiding over such a disastrous, chaotic, mess would be done. Keeping Ms Ley on life support is just as insulting to women because it’s tokenism. Move her on and find someone else (I don’t say that ironically). Give us a competent leader, with or without a uterus. It just feels like the party is in denial; like a person who keeps their pet alive long after it’s time for them to head to the big farm in the sky.
One friend offered a response to my question this week which I told her I would happily co-opt and share because it speaks to the heart of the thing. It’s not so much conservative or liberal ideology. Rather, it’s the disingenuous actions of the Coalition over the past 15 or so years, attempting to speak for and support women. It felt forced. And it has allowed the untruthful narrative (conservatives hate women) to spread. Historically, conservative policies across a range of areas have overwhelmingly benefited women but this is lost in the mire.
Like me, my friend is a lifelong conservative voter. A relationship counsellor once told me that women typically will give warning after warning. When things are unravelling, they might hint at first, but they’ll soon be explicit. Eventually, if nothing changes, one day you’ll just find they’re gone.

Indeed, indeed...surely there's a song lyric to hand that'll suit...

Someday I'll have a Lib leader
A leader isn't easy to come by
By the time the beefy boofhead's come by I'll be gone
I'll sing my song and I'll be gone

What else?

Well the Australian Daily Jewish News was in expected form ...




Respect? That's a tad hard to come by ...




The pond will probably repeat some of these images for the duration of the visit, but not to worry, assorted reptiles rallied to the ADJNews cause ...

COMMENTARY  by Cameron Stewart
Hypocrisy of protesters creates a more divided, uglier Australia
Those who protest Isaac Herzog’s visit should ask themselves what they really hope to achieve.

A rogue member of the Kelly gang didn't think a little bomb signing was an issue ...

Genocide’ attacks on Herzog only expose the hypocrisy of his accusers
The rank hypocrisy of those calling for the cancellation of Israeli President Isaac Herzog’s visit to Australia is breathtaking.
By Mike Kelly

Marvellous really, how the reptiles love themselves a good old-fashioned ethnic cleansing...

And to be fair, if you want to tear up the rules and indulge in a little genocide or territorial warfare or perhaps bomb Ukraine into freezing oblivions, you just need to invite anarchist Lord Downer to the feast ...



The header: Let’s be honest, the rules-based order never really existed; At the heart of the rules-based international system is the UN. The dewy-eyed multi-lateralists have great faith in the UN, but if you were US president and you looked at the modern world, you’d wonder what the UN was doing to solve those problems.

The caption for the hapless Canuck about to feel Lord Downer's wrath: Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney makes an announcement while visiting an auto-parts plant in Woodbridge, Ontario, Canada.

Lord Downer this day was feeling pretty MAGA ... elbows up, Canada, there's nothing like an Adelaide ponce to show fists of steel and a devotion to the survival of the fittest ...

Mark Carney’s speech to the Davos World Economic Forum a couple of weeks ago was greeted with rapturous applause. The Canadian Prime Minister argued that the rules-based international order had broken down and been replaced by great-power bullying. In response to this, Carney contended that middle powers should band together to rebalance great powers.
This was, of course, a barely disguised attack on Donald Trump. But there are two things wrong with the Carney speech. First, if he wanted to attack President Trump, he should have had the guts to call him out directly; hiding behind anonymous wording only demonstrates weakness.
What’s more, he implied that America was the moral equivalent of Russia and China. Frankly, that’s absurd.
But second, his thesis is based on a false premise. The world has not, as he suggested, operated smoothly and without conflict under an inspiring rules-based international system. Yes, most Western democracies have abided by international law but the trouble is their adversaries have not. China’s claim to contested reefs in the South China Sea and its occupation of those reefs is contrary to international law. An international tribunal concluded that China’s claims have no legal basis under the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea.
The tribunal also found that many of the areas China occupied violated The Philippines’ rights in its own exclusive economic zone. China rejected the tribunal’s ruling and ignored it.

Absurd? He certainly shares similarities with mad Mullahs ...




At this point the reptiles dropped in a snap of Lord Downer's hero, President Donald Trump is photographed by a gaggle of journalists at the World Economic Forum annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland.




That sent Lord Downer into a frenzy of piety:

Then there was the Russian invasion of Ukraine. It’s hard to imagine what basis in international law that had. As for Iran, it has totally ignored international law by funding and arming proxy organisations to destroy the sovereign state of Israel. What’s more, Iran is a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation treaty. Building nuclear weapons, which it has been trying to do for some time now, is a breach of that treaty.
This is the central problem: autocracies don’t care about the rule of law, including the rule of international law, and they have successfully exploited the West’s adherence to it.
For years the West has done very little about these violations. China hasn’t been punished for illegally militarising reefs in the South China Sea. When Russia attacked Georgia in 2008 and sent tanks into Crimea in 2014, almost no action was taken by the international community at all.
Yet when the West has taken military actions, such as in Libya in 2011 and Iraq and Afghanistan following the 9/11 attacks, these were conducted in accordance with international law. It’s true some people contested whether the overthrow of Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq and the Taliban in Afghanistan was legal but the relevant governments all asserted it was.
At the heart of the rules-based international system is the UN. The dewy-eyed multi-lateralists have great faith in the UN, but if you were the president of the US and you looked at the modern world, you’d wonder what the UN was doing to solve those problems.
The Ukraine war has been raging since 2014. What has Antonio Guterres done to try to bring that war to an end? The turmoil in the Middle East, driven by Iran and its proxies, has elicited lectures to the Israelis from the UN secretary-general for defending their country. But nothing else.

It goes without saying that Lord Downer, as well as blaming the bespectacled UN ... United Nations Special Rapporteur on the Rights Situation in the Palestinian Territories, Francesca Albanese leaves a press conference during a session of the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva.




... was completely on board with the Australian Daily Zionist News ...

Indeed, some people working for UNRWA, the UN agency in Gaza, were complicit in the October 7 massacre of Israelis. Between 2015 and 2024, there were 154 resolutions in the UN General Assembly, largely condemning Israel, and only 71 resolutions passed on other countries. It’s hard to believe the UN is playing a constructive role. It is simply being provocative.
The UN special envoy on human rights in the Palestinian Territories, Francesca Albanese, is rabidly anti-Israel and, as many Jews would see it, antisemitic. So hostile is the UN secretary-general and his agencies to Israel that the organisation can play no real role in solving that problem.
When it comes to the South China Sea, even AI can’t find any reference to the secretary-general’s admonition of China’s rulers.
Guterres is particularly weak. He is more a secretary than a general. A former socialist prime minister of Portugal, he tries to avoid alienating the Chinese and Russian leadership. From time to time, he does admonish Trump. But, of course, that would be fashionable within the UN Secretariat.
Now consider trade. Suddenly the Chinese and the Europeans are proclaiming their love for free trade. But hang on: it’s almost impossible to sell agricultural products of any kind into the European Union. It is highly protectionist. And as for China, it’s a remarkable thing that a country with such a history of protectionism has become a verbal advocate of free trade but doesn’t practise it.
The international rules-based trade system has allowed many parts of the world to maintain high tariff barriers and quotas, restricting international trade.

The reptiles flung in another snap to irritate His Lordship ... UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres hold a joint press conference with the European Council President during the European Union Summit.




Lord Downer eventually got around to an extremely mild billy goat butt, of the "I do not always agree with Trump's measures" kind ... but you know when a Downer goat does a butt, it's only so that the butt can be butted away ...

Looked at from Trump’s point of view, the rules-based international system led by the UN – which he is urged by Davos attendees to praise – has been remarkably unsuccessful. True, Trump has disrupted the status quo so loved by the Davos bien pensants, such as Carney, but he has intervened where the UN has failed. That is, to attempt to end the Ukraine war, to neutralise the impact of Iran on the Middle East, and to confront international protectionism, albeit using the retaliatory power of tariffs.
I do not always agree with Trump’s measures, and I certainly don’t think tariffs pass the test of economic rationality. But it is entirely understandable why, in the end, the Americans have just got fed up with the posturing of other Western countries, who have done nothing effective to solve these problems.
The President’s proposed board of peace probably won’t be a long-term answer to the failure of the UN, which continues to talk itself into irrelevance, but something will gradually emerge. In the meantime, let’s face facts: the so-called dreamy, rules-based international system, so beloved by Carney and his like, never really existed. Yes, it might be a great ideal, but too many countries and too many autocrats just won’t sign up to it.

Most of all King Donald, speaking as Lord Downer was of autocrats?

The pond hadn't tagged His Lordship as a devotee of Nietzsche but his "will to power", der Wille zur Macht if you will, is remarkable ...

What a dreamer, what a vision...



And so to the careening Caterist for the day, and up against wacky, zany Lord Downer, he looked and sounded almost staid, with a pro forma column that attempted a Groaning ...



The header: In Chalmers-speak, ‘reform’ and ‘inequity’ are code for tax grab; Envy used to sit at number four, sandwiched between lust and gluttony, on the list of the seven deadliest sins. The Albanese government wants to turn it into a virtue by rebranding it as intergenerational equity, the catchcry of the new class war.

The caption for the source of the Caterist rage: Treasurer Jim Chalmers during Question Time at Parliament House in Canberra. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

The reptiles thought so little of this four minute rant that they only interrupted with one AV distraction, as the Caterist did his best to imitate Dame Groan ...

When Jim Chalmers flags tax reform as the theme of his forthcoming budget, which part of the government’s grasping revenue machine does he intend to improve?
We’ve heard nothing to suggest he wants to make it simpler. There’s no hint that he intends to remove the anomalies and disincentives that prevent individuals and businesses from thriving.
Indeed, there’s precious little evidence to suggest he intends to reform anything in the literal sense of the word. Instead, his chief and probably only intention is to raise more money to buy goodies to hand out to others in the hope of being re-elected – the one thing the government is genuinely passionate about.
Hence, there is no need for detailed economic modelling or extensive consultations. The only calculations the government is likely to make before removing the 27-year-old concessions on capital gains tax will be political. The noble art of reform as practised by substantial governments is invoked as a rhetorical cover for a sordid tax grab.
Labor has revived the politics of envy to persuade us the capital returns from years of sacrificial investment are windfall gains that must be balanced against the windfall losses of others.
It wants us to believe 2.3 million taxpayers, who have gone to the expense of buying and letting investment property, are greedy and unscrupulous landlords stockpiling homes that could be purchased by others. The countless hours spent finding a plumber to fix a broken sink or a tradie to fix a leaking roof without being ripped off are unworthy of reward in this zero-sum game. The secondary effects of this kneejerk policy are ignored. Homes relinquished by investors could conceivably lower property prices at the margins, but it will reduce the stock or rental property leading to a corresponding increase in rents.
Envy used to sit at number four sandwiched between lust and gluttony on the list of the seven deadliest sins. The Albanese government wants to turn it into a virtue by rebranding it as intergenerational equity, the catchcry of the new class war.
Like the old class war, intergenerational equity is a false war, pitching contrived categories of people against one another in a contest for a fixed quantity of resources. From this standpoint, baby boomers are the 21st-century bourgeoisie, merchants and property owners who have gained illicit control of the cultural, social and financial capital.
The new peasantry – gen Z and millennials – have been condemned to work solely for their own subsistence, according to this fatalistic narrative. They have been impoverished by exorbitant rents extorted by the landlord class, with no earthly chance of rising above their status without the government’s benign intervention.
Nominating beneficiaries of social justice measures by class rather than by individual circumstances is fraught with complications that inevitably result in new injustices. Consider the Albanese government’s attempt to address intergenerational injustice by paying off debts willingly incurred by students in pursuit of the presumed advantages of higher education. It meant that taxes paid by a 65-year-old bricklayer living in rented accommodation, with nothing more to look forward to than a state pension, could end up bailing out young lawyers or merchant bankers who, unlike the brickie, may well have had access to the bank of mum and dad.

After that outburst, the reptiles doubled down with a burst of actual AV Caterism, fresh from the quarry of life, Menzies Research Centre Senior Fellow Nick Cater says Australians are seeing political figures as taking the public for “granted”. “These revelations about Anika Wells and others in the party,” Mr Cater said. “They think the political class are taking them for granted.”




What a relief they avoided showing the Caterist. Even an array of heads from the back makes for more pleasant viewing...

As for Wells, best get her coming and not going ...




Sheesh, what a missed opportunity to give her a hard time about going on a junket ... as the Caterist resumed his rant ...

Yet we are deterred from dwelling on these regressive anomalies by the moral force of the social justice argument. To reject the framing of intergenerational equity is to favour inequity, which in today’s unthinking climate is a sin.
To recognise how unserious our government has become, we need only cast our minds back a little over a quarter of a century to the lasting reforms that introduced CGT concessions in the first place. The change emerged from the Ralph Review of Business Taxation in 1999, part of a broader attempt by the Howard government to widen the tax base to make it fair, efficient and less distortionary. Nine taxes were abolished and one, the GST, was introduced. Company and income taxes were lowered.
Many strong economic minds devoted much time to ensuring the reforms were right, and they achieved the higher aims of making Australia internationally competitive, friendly to investors and encouraging to would-be savers. The details were vigorously debated in serious newspapers, including the Australian Financial Review, which supported the measures, urging Treasurer Peter Costello to reform faster and harder.
The Howard-Costello encouragement to mums and dads to invest in shares and property as a means of accumulating a nest egg for retirement was spectacularly successful. Together with compulsory superannuation savings, they have given many who once would have fallen back on the state pension the dignity of paying their own way in retirement.
The reforms created a culture of aspiration, encouraging people of meagre means to save in the hope of being better off tomorrow. Their frugality contributed to the investment that stimulated growth and prosperity. The trillions of dollars sitting in superannuation, pension accounts or tied up in property represent wealth that was created, not plundered.
Twenty years ago, the Fin would have got that. Today it has simply fallen for the spin, parroting the government’s line that the 50 per cent tax discount would “cost” the government $247bn in forgone revenue, as if all our private funds belonged to the government except those it charitably allows us to keep. It recently editorialised about the “unequal distribution of the tax burden” that made “the status quo unsustainable”. Scaling back the CGT discount was “worthy of serious consideration”, it argued.
So this is what it has come to in the post-serious age. Un-serious journalists, poorly educated in economics or the delicate art of policy-making, urging an insubstantial government to continue on its merry way, scavenging the last rotting fruit from the reforms of the late 20th century to invest in its splendid vision of a just society.
Meanwhile, a much-diminished conservative opposition, frightened of its own shadow, stages vaudeville entertainment during sitting weeks, thus ensuring no serious analysis of this shoddy government will ever be published or broadcast. For anyone given to conspiracy theories, it would be easy to believe they’re all in on this – the executive, the opposition and the fourth estate – working together to eliminate the last traces of aspiration from this country.
If the Liberal Party is to survive, it must resist the siren song of the government’s contrived narrative and advocate tax reform that encourages enterprise and engenders hope. The message from the dismal poll numbers is clear: Australians want a reforming alternative to Labor’s economic strategy of managed decline.

Sublimely clueless, but the pond did its duty, even if it would have preferred some other topic...




And so, it being a Monday, on with the Major ...



The header for the Major's despair: Why One Nation’s rise to fill the fractured conservative void could deliver Labor victory; Disunity is poison and the Coalition’s fracture has catapulted Pauline Hanson’s One Nation ahead of the Coalition in polling, threatening to reshape federal politics.

The caption for the new lovebirds: One Nation recruit Barnaby Joyce addresses media alongside Pauline Hanson. Picture: Getty Images

The Major took a full five minutes to celebrate Pauline...

While the Albanese government has forgotten the economic reform lessons of Labor’s glory days under Bob Hawke and Paul Keating in the 1980s and 1990s, it is at least smart enough to remember the one critical takeout from the horror Rudd-Gillard-Rudd years of 2007-2013.
It’s a lesson the Liberal and National parties did not learn from their own horror show under prime ministers Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull and Scott Morrison from 2013 to 2022. It’s the oldest lesson in politics: disunity is death.
Most voters – conservative, Labor or Greens – want politicians to focus on their needs, especially as rising inflation and interest rates exacerbate post-Covid cost-of-living pressures on working families.
Yet, since the November 2007 election loss by four-term Coalition prime minister John Howard, the electorate has been dealt a series of prime ministers and opposition leaders more interested in their own advancement than the nation’s progress.
This is the key to underwhelming Albanese, the first leader of either side to win two elections consecutively since Howard.
And it’s the key to a polling surge by Pauline Hanson’s One Nation.

How the reptiles love to splash snaps of the redhead, Pauline Hanson at her Ipswich, Queensland fish-and-chips shop in 1996.




That sighting set the Major to brooding...

Voters have had 30 years to see what Hanson stands for, as an independent in the federal seat of Oxley or in the Queensland parliament where her party in 1998 won 11 of 89 seats – six from Labor and five from the Nationals.
Even after being jailed for electoral fraud in August 2003 – before her conviction was quashed in November that year – Hanson was able to win a Queensland federal Senate seat in 2016 and again in 2022.
One Nation has four federal senators today and has won upper house seats in state legislatures in Western Australia, Victoria and NSW and a lower house seat in Queensland in 2017.
Voters know what Hanson has always stood for: 

Racism, bigotry, fear and loathing, mindless stupidity?

Of course not ...perfectly sensible policies in line with the Major's vision and all that the lizard Oz reptiles aspire to ...

...lower immigration; opposition to minority rights based on race; criticism of Labor’s renewables policy; and protection for Australian agriculture and manufacturing.
Now a Newspoll here on January 18 and a Redbridge poll in The Australian Financial Review on February 2 show One Nation leading the combined support of the Liberals and Nationals.
Newspoll had One Nation at 22 to the Coalition’s 21 while Redbridge had One Nation on 26 and the Coalition on 19.
Newspoll had Labor down on primary from 36 to 32 after the Bondi Beach terror attack of December 14, but Labor still enjoyed a strong two-party preferred lead of 55-45, although it was down from 58-42 in November.

The Major flung "disaster" around freely, but with selective vision, as apparently the notion that the onion muncher and the liar from the Shire (not to mention Malware's ruining of the NBN) might have been a disaster never crossed his mind,  The Gillard-Rudd-Gillard years for Labor were a disaster for Labor.




That's the Major for you, always ready to reach for a chaff bag ... as at last he turned all truthy ...

This brings us to the truth about One Nation.
We have known since the 1998 Queensland (June 13) and federal (October 3) elections that a strong vote for One Nation helps Labor because One Nation preference flows are not disciplined in the way Greens preferences to Labor are.
So, could One Nation win seats at the next federal election on present trends? You bet. But most would be from the Liberals and Nationals, while any gains in Labor regional seats could be offset by a backlash over preference exchanges in Coalition city seats.
Three-party-preferred votes could easily give a One Nation candidate who polled in the mid to high 20s enough preferences from Liberals and Nationals, plus some drift from Labor, to achieve a 50-plus 2PP vote. As Chris Kenny on Sky News suggested while interviewing Hanson on Wednesday night, a preference deal between the Libs, Nats and One Nation could boost Hanson’s chances.
Former ABC election guru Antony Green on his blog on February 2 named 25 seats in which Hanson would have a good chance if its polling held up, including 12 Nationals seats, seven Liberal and six Labor.
These were just examples and “if come the next election, One Nation polls 25 per cent it will be sweeping up seats all over rural and regional Australia”, Green  wrote.

If the dog botherer says so, it must be true, as the reptiles dragged in a reminder of jailbird days, Pauline Hanson leaving prison in 2003 with her son Tony and stepson Steve Zagorski.




The Major decided to wander back to his glory days, back to the time when he could spot an historian wearing an Order of Lenin medal from a hundred yards away ...

The public can only marvel that Liberals Andrew Hastie and Angus Taylor picked the post-Bondi Albanese slump when the PM’s approval rating fell five points to 42 and his disapproval rating rose six points to 53 to begin undermining the Liberals’ first ever female leader, Sussan Ley.
But Ley fumbled the post-Bondi politics by appearing too keen to politicise the issue. After demanding an early return of parliament to discuss new gun and hate speech laws, three Coalition frontbenchers crossed the floor unable to support what the Coalition was formally backing.
The three correctly quit the frontbench and Nationals’ leader David Littleproud, in an act of childish self-harm, pulled the Nats out of the Coalition.
He has blown up the Coalition twice since its worst ever defeat: it lost 15 seats in May securing only 43 seats in the 150 seat House. This was after losing 19 to 58 under Scott Morrison in 2022.
Littleproud had already fumbled by refusing to give the popular Barnaby Joyce a frontbench spot. Joyce defected to One Nation on December 7.
Voters unhappy with a very ordinary government deserve a coherent alternative. They are considering One Nation.
History signals danger. As Paul Kelly wrote here last week, One Nation voters have inadvertently helped Labor via preferences.
This column watched first hand as editor-in-chief of Queensland Newspapers and The Courier-Mail. In 1996, I published a page one story about a letter written by Hanson, then a federal Liberal candidate, and published in the The Queensland Times in Ipswich. The letter criticised benefits Hanson believed flowed to Aboriginal people.
Howard disendorsed Hanson the next day – and she went on to win the safe Labor seat of Oxley, formerly held by Bill Hayden.
In my 2016 book Making Headlines I detail how hostile media treatment ahead of the 1998 Queensland election, especially national interviews by Ray Martin and Maxine McKew, drove voters to Hanson. This was confirmed by nightly ALP poll tracking leaked to the paper.
Yet Hanson’s wins allowed then opposition leader Peter Beattie’s Labor Party to form a minority government. Several One Nation members later defected and at the next state election in 2001 the party won only three seats.

The Major's gloom was summed up in the caption ... can't ignore that woman, can't talk to her without giving her a boost ... Hostile media interviews with Pauline Hanson have historically boosted support for her party. Picture: AAP




Then it was on to the final gobbet of despair ...

Beattie secured a landslide 66 seats while the Liberals were reduced to a Brisbane rump of three seats after losing nine. The Nationals lost 11 seats to hold only 12.
Kelly’s Wednesday column triggered a backlash from Sky News commentators Peta Credlin and Andrew Bolt, who have advocated stronger anti-immigration and anti-net zero positions by the Coalition.
Howard on Wednesday night urged Ley to reform the Coalition. Nikki Savva, Nine papers’ regular Coalition critic and former adviser to Liberal treasurer Peter Costello, on Thursday morning suggested it might be good for the Libs to go it alone.

The savvy Savva? 

The pond hasn't mentioned her for ages, ever since she defected from the lizard Oz to go to that other place ... and yet there she was ...Ley is toast and the Coalition isn’t just on a break. This bust-up is serious (that's an intermittent archive link).

The savvy Savva was savage, and in strong book plugging form ...

...leadership changes loom. Senior Nationals say David Littleproud is safe for now. Senior Liberals – except Sussan Ley’s numbers man, Alex Hawke – agree she is toast.
If Angus Taylor has the numbers next week, likely boosted by another devastating poll, he will use them. If not, he aims to strike before the budget in May. Like many others, Taylor is in no rush to reform the Coalition. He wants freedom to zero in on the economy – the one issue that can unify the party – without worrying what the Nationals might do.
The right, and certain moderates, hope Taylor can do better than Ley. They stop short of predicting he will succeed. One senior conservative put it this way:“Taylor will be our next opposition leader, but Hastie could be our next prime minister.”
Andrew Hastie has withdrawn from the leadership race and despite requests is unlikely to run as deputy. He needs experience in an economic portfolio – which both Ley and Peter Dutton denied him – and to be ready to run if Taylor crashes and burns.
Ley’s gender and branding as a moderate have little do with her dire predicament. She failed to stand up on policies like net zero and quotas, then mishandled the response to the Bondi massacre. Left and right were exasperated by her passive posture on climate change. One MP described her as no more than a notetaker during party room discussions.
Many of her colleagues see her as an opportunist, driven by concerns for her leadership rather than core beliefs. As revealed in my book Earthquake, many do not trust her. They believed she and/or her office leaked to the media and canvassed votes for the leadership before and during the election campaign.
Ley treated Bondi as her path to resurrection. According to both moderates and conservatives who heard them say it, Ley and her office were convinced it would have the same impact on Albanese as the loss of the Voice referendum. Colleagues were unimpressed by the overtly political nature of her approach.
Albanese’s colleagues say he was poleaxed by the immediate, unwarranted and unedifying blame heaped on him for the killings on December 14.

And so on, and suffice to note that the looming changes are still looming, and the February lettuce is already starting to wilt, as the Major tried to snatch some laughs and good cheer from the karnival of circus klowns ...

There are no good options. The Libs hold only eight lower house metropolitan seats out of a possible 89. The Nationals could be destroyed by One Nation and probably need to move further right on issues that could damage city Liberals.
Yet as Kenny showed in his Hanson interview, One Nation is vulnerable to tough policy questions and does not have the resources to develop detailed policies across all portfolios. Angry criticism won’t cut it as coherent policy in a heated election campaign.
Offering a sensible alternative government looks like a project that could take two terms or more.
Yet the Liberals showed in May that an articulate candidate who can talk about the economy can defeat a sitting teal: former MP Tim Wilson reclaimed the seat of Goldstein from Zoe Daniel, leaving eight federal teals.

Two terms or more of the reptiles raging on the sidelines, howling at the moon, and baying at shadows in the dark?

The pond isn't sure it can take it.

Nor is the pond sure it will survive the next four days ... what with the welcome mat laid over any talk of a future for Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank...





It's always in the details ...




Sheesh, just remember, there are no international rules, and the strong can do what they like to the weak, and it's all good ... and what an Adelaide ponce says must be true ... so come on down Chairman Xi, the pond is sure that Adelaideans will roll out the welcome mat ...


Sunday, February 08, 2026

In which the pond spends its meditative Sunday relaxing with nattering "Ned", prattling Polonius and Brownie ...

 

With a little comedy for an opening flourish ...



(Allegedly)

There were some temptations the pond could easily avoid:

Labor tried to destroy me with lies, but I’m still here
I was silenced by the lies that destroyed my life. I’m fighting back
I was made a villain by lies that had no foundation in fact. Now I’m speaking out, fighting back, and enjoying the support of thousands of Australians.
By Linda Reynolds

Just go away. Go away now. Do not pass Go, do not collect any more court-supplied tribute, just go ...

So over it, so tired of it... why not do what plucked political chooks do and turn into a feather duster? Or head off to Planet Janet and spend a year or three above the Faraway Tree.

And while you're going, take Brendan "just love me some murder in the streets mayhem while railing at the 'leets from my 'leet eyrie" O'Neill with you ...

Drawing the (border) line on elites’ slurs — why celebrity attacks on sovereignty are fuelling a populist backlash
Billie Eilish’s Grammys swipe at border enforcement exposes a widening gulf between wealthy cultural elites and voters who see secure borders as central to sovereignty and social order.

By Brendan O'Neill

Only in the hive mind do reptiles think people can't track the latest polling ...



Just go away, leave the pond in peace to enjoy a Polonial prattle for its Sunday meditation ...



The header: Liberals’ future must focus solely on policies, not personalities; When Robert Menzies helped set up the Liberal Party of Australia in late 1944, he was a person of authority dealing with a political rabble.

The caption for the timeless snap: Prime Minister Robert Menzies takes in the tennis with Sir Norman Brookes in December 1954.

Can there ever be a lizard Oz piece about the Liberal Party without a snap of Ming the Merciless? 

And does anyone remember Norman Brookes? Why does Polonius ignore him?

A dissertation on tennis might have been more interesting than this Ming-infused nostalgia, but  if you're a Polonius with a limited set of references and a keen desire to live in the past, you're certain to produce a dullard sports-free four minute read designed to sooth the hive mind:

When Robert Menzies, with the help of others, set up the Liberal Party of Australia in late 1944, he was a person of authority dealing with a political rabble.
Menzies had become prime minister in April 1939 following the death in office of United Australia Party leader Joseph Lyons. By late August 1941, Menzies had lost the support of the partyroom and he stepped down from office.
However, the first Menzies government had been an efficient administration. So when, after the opposition’s devastating defeat by Labor at the August 1943 election, Menzies resumed as UAP leader he was by no means discredited. The Liberal Party lost to Labor in 1946, but Menzies led the new party to victory in December 1949 and remained prime minister before retiring in January 1966.
The first conference of what was to become the Liberal Party was held in Canberra in October 1944. There were 77 delegates or observers and some 10 different political parties. All wanted to form a new party and all accepted Menzies as leader.
It is likely the Liberal Party will survive in spite of its current discontents. The Liberal Party has an organisation in the six states and the Australian Capital Territory. The Liberal National Party in Queensland is constitutionally part of the Liberal Party of Australia. And there is the Country Liberal Party in the Northern Territory whose representatives in Canberra sit with either the Liberal Party or the Nationals.
It is a difficult task to close down a main political party and set up another. Especially in a situation where the Liberal Party is not a national organisation like the Labor Party but a federation. Moreover, the LNP is in office in Queensland and the CLP in the NT.
The first task of the contemporary Liberal Party is to determine where it stands. Like so many Labor MPs, Treasurer Jim Chalmers is politically smart and also has been active in politics from a young age. His description of the opposition this week, following the collapse of the Liberal Party/Nationals Coalition, as consisting of “three far-right parties” is clever.

When not featuring Ming, it's always good to instil paranoia in the hive mind with a snap of Satan's helper, all the more devious and devilish for sometimes pretending to be "astute": Jim Chalmers’ reference to the Coalition as consisting of “three far-right parties” is astute. Picture: Martin Ollman




The pond knew what it was up for when it signed on to Polonius, and stuck at the game for the sake of a long warrior line of noble fighting lettuces ...

The reference is to the Liberal Party and the Nationals plus Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. However, at the May 2022 election there was little policy difference between the Coalition and Labor. So, if the Liberal Party and the Nationals are far-right – then so is Labor.
Only four Liberal Party leaders have defeated an incumbent Labor government. Namely, Menzies in 1949, Malcolm Fraser in 1975, John Howard in 1996 and Tony Abbott in 2013. All were high-profile with a politically conservative agenda that set them apart from Labor.
The ABC is a conservative-free zone and is all but devoid of viewpoint diversity. However, producers like to talk to former Liberal Party MPs or staffers who have become vehement critics of the Coalition. During the first Radio National Saturday Extra for 2026, presenter Nick Bryant interviewed Niki Savva (who worked for some years in the Howard government), followed by former Liberal prime minister Malcolm Turnbull, now a perennial Liberal Party critic.
Bryant advised Turnbull that Savva has suggested he might lead a new political party on the non-Labor side of Australian politics. Turnbull replied that this was “very flattering” but said he had retired from politics. What Savva and Bryant overlook is that the Liberal Party’s current decline commenced on Turnbull’s watch.
Having replaced Abbott in a party room ballot, Turnbull led the Coalition to the 2016 election and lost 14 seats to Labor. The Coalition survived with a majority of one. Scott Morrison, who replaced Turnbull in a partyroom ballot, attained a net gain of two seats from Labor at the 2019 election.
Then in 2022, under Morrison’s leadership, the Liberal Party lost 10 seats to Labor, six seats to teal independents and two seats to the Greens. Then in 2025 the Coalition effectively lost 13 seats to Labor.

Bored b*tshit (*google bot aware) enough already? 

Able to spot a Polonial error in the litany?

Truth to tell, the pond couldn't be bothered checking. Instead the pond got stuck on that line ...

The ABC is a conservative-free zone and is all but devoid of viewpoint diversity.

Ancient howling dogs and curling cats, does he ever pause and ponder how many times he's resorted to that keyboard short cut, and thereby forced the pond to waste endless amounts of energy noting his doddering decline into ABC-inspired dementia? 

Polonius is an ideas free zone, and all but devoid of tennis.

Now standby for a meaningless snap, The Coalition split has left Liberal and National MPs sitting separately in parliament this week. Picture: Getty Images




The pond supposes it's a relief that the reptiles didn't resort to a graph (oh wait, that's coming down below).

Want more pie in the sky?

Stand by for a last gobbet, a cry of pain and hope...

Writing in The Daily Telegraph on November 5, Perth legal academic Rocco Loiacono put it this way: “Since 2013, the Liberals have lost seven seats to the teals, but also lost another 39 elsewhere.”
In other words, the Liberal Party’s current problems go well beyond that imposed by the success of the teals in some wealthy parts of Sydney, Melbourne and Perth.
Reports emerged again recently about how Fraser, before he died in 2015, was intent on establishing a new political party to take on the Liberal Party. It is sometimes overlooked that the first breakaway from the Liberal Party occurred when Don Chipp quit the Liberals and set up the Democrats in 1977. Chipp let it be known that he left the Liberal Party because he was too much a “small l” Liberal (or moderate in contemporary parlance) to succeed under a conservative leader such as Fraser.
Fraser’s The Political Memoirs, which he co-authored with left-of-centre academic Margaret Simons, is littered with errors. In his book Fraser declined to deal with his decision to drop Chipp from the Coalition ministry in 1975 and got the dates of Chipp’s departure wrong. Chipp would readily fit into the teals these days.
It’s unlikely that what Fraser had in mind will succeed. However, there is a real threat to the Liberal Party and the Nationals from One Nation. Labor should also be wary of One Nation.
It is more than two years to the next scheduled election. The task for the Liberal Party is to win back the seats it has lost to Labor by focusing on the cost-of-living issues and to hope to win a few seats from the teals.
It’s time for Liberal Party leader Sussan Ley and Nationals leader David Littleproud to follow Howard’s advice that it is in the interests of both parties to restore the Coalition. It’s not a time for making non-conditional demands.
Whoever leads the Liberal Party to the next election will need to have a policy platform significantly different from that of Labor. Australians dumped Labor in 1949, 1975, 1996 and 2013 because Menzies, Fraser, Howard and Abbott did this. Potential One Nation voters will only be won back on policy issues.

He really is deteriorating at a rapid rate, getting worse each column ... but it makes for a mellow Sunday, especially as things could be worse ...



And now, as promised yesterday ...



The pond realises that there will have been some greedy gutz, who raced off to the intermittent archive yesterday after the pond provided a link to "Ned's" opus.

But hopefully a few abstained, in order to build up an appetite, because only the famished would fling themselves on this "Ned" feast:

The header: With Chalmers under pressure to effect Labor’s boldest reform, does he have the conviction, will Albanese let him? The catastrophic implosion of the centre-right has given Labor an open landscape on which to build genuine economic reform. Will they prove up to the task?

The caption for the cheesy collage for which unwisely Emilia took the credit: From left, Anthony Albanese, Sussan Ley, David Littleproud and Pauline Hanson have created a political imbalance not seen for many decades. Artwork: Emilia Tortorella.

As noted yesterday, this "Ned" Everest is a bigly 10 minute climb, and as well as the many visual distractions provided by the reptiles, the pond thought it might fling in the odd cartoon - not in any way related to the text at hand, more by way o providing a little relief, a way station on the trudge to nowhere ...

The crisis of the ­centre-right in Aus­tralia has a guaranteed consequence – it is about to reveal the true character and mettle of the ­Albanese government as a sullen public waits to see how Labor ­exploits the virtual free political landscape it is now gifted.
Our politics is being defined by collapse yet opportunity. For the past decade – at the 2016, 2019 and 2022 elections – governments had narrow majorities off tight electoral battles, but that landscape has been swept away.
Anthony Albanese and Jim Chalmers are ascendant with a huge majority in the house, a progressive Senate majority and a ­broken opposition likely to take years to become competitive again.

See how it works: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, whose Labor government continues to benefit from preference flows as One Nation rises. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




Yes, but at least he's not King Donald ...



The pond thinks this 'toon strategy might make the climb a lot easier:

Labor has a discretionary power unparalleled for many decades. How will it exercise such power? Will Labor be brave, or shrink into timidity and merely pocket its huge political gains?
The decisive event is the deepest crisis of the centre-right since Sir Robert Menzies formed the ­Liberal Party – a crisis of structure, culture, conviction and fanned by chronic leadership instability. The bottom line: the centre-right today does not constitute a tenable opposition. There is no ­silver bullet solution given the damage is entirely self-inflicted and has been 20 years in the making.
Consider the debacle. Liberal leader Sussan Ley remains under permanent threat with Angus Taylor now the challenger-in-waiting, a situation where division risks being institutionalised; within the Nationals, leader David Littleproud, a practitioner of the “leadership from behind” method, is the chief architect of the disastrous ­Coalition split as he sleepwalks his party into losing its credentials as a governing entity; meanwhile, Pauline Hanson enjoys an eruption of support, with her ratings in some opinion polls leaping ahead of the Liberals – once an incon­ceivable event.

The beefy prime Angus boofhead from down Goulburn way is still playing the tease? Angus Taylor has not ruled out a leadership challenge to Sussan Ley amid Liberal anger with the Nationals and David Littleproud.




The pond is all in favour of it, because the beefy boofhead is a dumbo of the first water, and his elevation would probably result in a sinking feeling ...



The pond will concede that this tactic makes it hard to focus on "Ned", but the pond would have found it hard without any distractions.

"Ned" in Chicken Little mode is just a bunch of squawks and fearful glances at the clouds:

While the excited populist right praises Hanson for “shaking up our politics”, most opposition MPs know the grim truth: the more Hanson gains support, the more the centre-right will be fractured and discredited and the more ­Albanese will consolidate his political control.
In the current convulsion, the two big winners are Albanese and Hanson. Albanese can hardly believe his luck. The Newspoll three weeks ago showing Hanson running ahead of the Liberals for the first time – 22 per cent to 21 per cent – has reverberated across the ­centre-right. It was reinforced this week by The Australian Financial Review Redbridge/Accent Research poll showing Hanson’s party heading the Coalition 26 per cent to 19 per cent.
Hanson’s revolution is primarily a vote transfer within the centre-right that hurts the Liberal and National parties. It is not a vote transfer from Labor to the centre-right, despite the pretence to this effect from the pro-Hanson apologists. If talks to reconstitute the ­Coalition fail, the centre-right will be diminished in three separate parties – Liberals, One Nation and Nationals – fighting for primary votes. That is a dangerous outcome for the country – it means when voters grow disillusioned with Labor they will baulk at voting ­centre-right, given Hanson’s higher power and media profile in that spectrum.
There is an element of the surreal in all this. On Wednesday night, Hanson told Sky News a three-way coalition government of Liberals, Nationals and One Nation was “the only way to move forward”. That’s political gold for Labor. What’s next? Hanson running the economic critique against Chalmers’ policies?

The obvious rick for a Pauline interruption would have been a 'toon about her ... Senator Pauline Hanson and One Nation SA leader Cory Bernardi. The rise of One Nation is actually weakening the centre-right rather than threatening Labor. Picture: Dean Martin



... but whenever Cory comes along the pond must abandon 'toons and celebrate body ...



Vanity, all is vanity, saith the long absent lord.

"Ned" yabbered on, oblivious to the pleasures of such a cut man ...

While the Liberals have been ­focused on One Nation’s threat from the right, Labor is planning an assault from the left, given the ­signals this week from Albanese and Chalmers opening the door to the May budget reducing the current 50 per cent discount on the capital gains tax. Labor would run on intergenerational equity, easing housing prices to help young people into the market, and striking a blow for tax fairness by cutting back tax breaks for the asset class. It would be a formidable political campaign and an obvious trap that the Liberals and the conservative media are likely to fall into.
This follows the economic ignition point for the coming year – the Reserve Bank’s increase this week in the cash rate to 3.85 per cent, with the far deeper conclusion it implied – namely that Labor’s economic model looks dysfunctional, failing to generate the productivity needed to sustain higher living standards and suggesting that Australia is trapped in a vortex of unproductive growth.
Even the growth the bank forecasts – a dismal 1.6 per cent in 2027 and 2028 – presages a rising mood of dismay and anger in the community unless the Treasurer embarks on a genuine economic reset and more ambitious reforms. Cutting the capital gains tax discount as a stand-alone step won’t do the job and would only highlight the lack of broadbased tax reform.
Economist and partner at Deloitte Access Economics Stephen Smith told Inquirer: “The latest forecasts from the RBA paint a dire picture of the health of the economy and our future prosperity. These are the weakest growth forecasts ever published by the RBA, and growth of 1.6 per cent in 2028 is a full percentage point weaker than Treasury forecast in MYEFO (mid-year economic and fiscal outlook) just a handful of weeks ago.

The reptiles decided to drop in a snap of Satan's helper in Rodin pose,  Treasurer Jim Chalmers is considering changes to the capital gains tax discount, a floated reform ‘essentially about redistribution and raising revenue to finance government spending’. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




It's as if Melania the movie had vanished from mind ...




What's the best distraction from this tale of coalition woes? 

Why it's to do a drum roll about the economy ...

“The RBA is telling us we have a major problem. Below average economic growth, above average inflation, negative real wage growth and soft household disposable income growth all the way to 2028 will extend households’ post-pandemic malaise to almost a decade. The cause is the collective of politicians – federal and state of all persuasions – who have failed to bring about the economic reform required to improve competition, dynamism, investment and productivity in Australia. We are now experiencing the consequences.”
Smith says the logic points to one conclusion – pressure on Chalmers to bring down the boldest reform budget seen so far from Labor. Two questions here: does Chalmers have the conviction? And will Albanese let him? The huge irony is that with Labor vulnerable to an assault on economic policy grounds, the opposition is immobilised and absent from the contest because of its internal crisis.
Professor of economics at the University of NSW Richard Holden told Inquirer: “Albonomics, like Bidenomics before it, just isn’t working. The rise in interest rates reflects an economy which basically can’t grow more than about 2 per cent a year without an inflation spike. This stems from our long-run productivity growth problem matched with excessive government spending at the federal and state level.

Sky Noise rolled into support "Ned",  Sky News Senior Political Reporter Trudy McIntosh says Treasurer Jim Chalmers has been repeatedly “downplaying” the role of federal spending on inflation. Ms McIntosh claims RBA Governor Michele Bullock has been “pretty clear” that rates may move again this year. “If they deem that necessary to get on top of this inflationary problem.”



On the other hand, it could be worse ...



"Ned" did his best to maintain the rage; the pond lost interest even more quickly, with not even an Alice reference enough to stop mind from wandering:

“Federal government spending as a share of GDP has grown strongly and at 26.9 per cent of GDP is at the highest level since 1986 (outside the pandemic).
“This Labor government has made both the productivity and spending problems worse. In the last parliament, then minister for employment and workplace relations Tony Burke took large fistfuls of sand and hurled them into the gears of the Australian labour market. Large pay rises, pattern bargaining, two-year casual conver­sions to permanent jobs, 15 per cent pay rises in the care sector, removing flexibility in the gig economy, you name it. If there was an idea that could reduce productivity, the government tried to implement it.
“We need to return to fiscal rules that both sides of politics had since the mid-1990s. Government spending needs to be curtailed. A pro-growth mindset needs to replace a redistributive mindset. It’s incredibly telling that when asked about inflation problems, the PM pointed to all the government subsidies he’s providing. They’re the cause of the inflation problem but he thinks they’re the solution.
“We’re through the looking glass. In Albonomics, black is white and up is down.”
The key challenge from Holden’s remarks is whether Labor can change its economic values. That’s a hard ask given these values are deeply entrenched under Albanese and Chalmers. The change demanded from the evidence is the shift from a redistributive mindset to a growth mindset, yet the floated reform on capital gains tax is essentially about redistribution and raising revenue to finance government spending.
Tony Barry, a director of the Redbridge polling and strategy group, outlined the risks for the centre-right along with the dangers facing Labor. He told Inquirer: “The Labor government has a lot of problems but the Liberal Party isn’t one of them. The mood direction in our last poll is 55 per cent of people thinking we are heading in the wrong direction. If you go back to the Howard government days, it was 65 per cent right direction in 2007.

At this point, and why not - we're already well down the "Ned" rabbit hole - the lizard Oz graphics department gave up the ghost ... People ‘think the economy is stuffed and they want someone to unstuff it’.



They want someone to unstuff it? 

Why not a man who knows about groceries, and can reduce costs by at least 2,000﹪, while doing a little ballot snatching and stuffing?



"Ned" was, in the end, selling exactly the same kind of hokey blarney as Polonius, the same kind of pie in the sky, castle in the air policy wishful thinking ...

“The mood today is entrenched pessimism. The great Australian dream is that the next generation will be better off than the current generation – but 55 per cent again said the next generation will be worse off. People don’t just think the ‘here and now’ is bad, that this will be a tough year. They think the economy is stuffed and they want someone to unstuff it.
“I’ve been doing focus groups and people are totally despondent, they don’t see any hope or future and they worry about their kids. Parents say ‘my kids are 19 but they won’t be leaving home for another 10 years’.
“Any idea the Liberals can go to the next election getting away with cheaper petrol for 12 months and a few bits and pieces like immigration just won’t cut the mustard. In that situation people will default to Labor, the devil you know, and conclude the Liberals are hopeless.
“People want leadership. The Liberals need to recognise that Australia is an urban electorate, that’s where the Liberals need to make progress. The Liberals and Nationals need a new mindset.”
Extrapolating from Barry’s comments, there are several critical conclusions. First, a smart Labor government could exploit the sense of “next generational failure” as a selling point for more ambitious reform. If, as expected, Labor sticks by progressive redistribution initiatives, that will miss the bigger opportunity begging from the public’s alarm about the future.
Second, Albanese needs to think about refurbishing his standing. The polls aren’t flash for the PM. His authority was undermined in the aftermath of the Bondi massacre. Newspoll has Albanese easily outranking Ley, but his satisfaction approval is minus 11 while in the Financial Review poll his favourability is at minus 10 compared with Hanson on minus 3 and Ley on minus 32. As the economic story darkens, so will Albanese’s ratings. He needs to get proactive. The current economic challenge demands prime ministerial leadership – Albanese can either seize it or lose it.

Cue a politician speaking fluent dog whistling on SkyNoise down under, Liberal Senator Jane Hume says the Liberals need to communicate a “united and credible” alternative to Labor. “There is a recognition that there is no guarantee that the Liberal Party will remain the Opposition forever,” Ms Hume told Sky News Australia. “That is a problem because a centre-right party, a credible, quality centre-right party, is so important.”




There's no doubt that Albo will go at some point, and so will the Labor party, that's the way the election cycle works in what remains for the moment a two party system (and never mind the Pauline rabble), but will Susssan beat the lettuce thanks to the power of "s"?

That's not so sure ... even the noblest Kings can face a little trouble ...



Eventually "Ned's"listicle began to splutter out and it was a relief when he stopped at number three:

Third, the message for the centre-right is about a recovery strategy, whether the Coalition is re-formed or the Liberals and Nationals are into political divorce for most of the term. They need to convert crisis into opportunity. Barry calls it a new mindset. Because they are so discredited, they have little to lose from thinking big.
That means an internal negotiation between the factions to agree upon and roll out new principles. It means getting away from the endless left-right binary that plagues the Liberals when their strategic identity is obvious: they are a centrist party that embodies both the conservative and liberal traditions and that delivers policies inclined to either the conservative or liberal side, depending upon the issue.
For instance, the immigration intake must be cut and reformed, yet the Liberals must remain a pro-immigration party overall – that’s a sensible conservative position. On the economy, the party needs a pro-growth, pro-productivity agenda with a more activist role for government – delivering incentives for the private sector while knowing the difference between enhancing sovereign capability and wasting taxpayer funds on flawed public interventions. That’s a sensible liberal position.
The Liberal Party can hold the government to account only by securing its own internal settlement. It is almost certain the Reserve Bank will increase the cash rate a second time. Both the bank and the government have been exposed for their failures. Chalmers’ extreme sensitivity this week to debunk claims public spending has been a factor in the inflation reversal reveals the depth of Labor’s vulnerability.
Big spending defines this government and comes with guaranteed economic and higher tax consequences. A competent Liberal Party would make the issue of Australia’s economic and social future the central issue of this term. That should be obvious, yet it is far from obvious to many on the populist right.

Cue an entirely meaningless illustration, Economic and social strains on the public mean grievance will intensify as data indicates 55 per cent of Australians already think the nation is on wrong track.




Grievances will intensify?

But isn't the whole point to look the other way?



Still working, or should that be slaving away, for the Murdochs?

Who can blame "Ned" for clutching at straws in these dismal times for reptiles? 

Stand back, give him some hope ...

Labor is already in trouble; witness Chalmers’ claim last year that “the worst of the inflation challenge is now well and truly behind us”, while in 2024 he accused the bank of going too hard and “smashing” the economy with rate increases. The two central economic tasks facing Labor – the two issues on which it will be judged this term – are tackling inflation and rekindling productivity, and there are serious doubts over its management of both – thereby feeding directly into whether living standards will rise, fall or languish. Sympathetic statements that “we know people are doing it tough” have a shelf life nearing its end.
Economic and social strains on the public mean grievance will intensify in our body politic. That will work in Hanson’s favour but it should mean her flawed policies, or lack of policies, come under serious scrutiny – something that hasn’t happened so far.
The ANU 2025 post-election survey found that Labor replaced the Liberals last election as the party of superior economic management, despite cost-of-living pressures and sustained interest rate increases. It is an astonishing outcome, more attributable to Liberal failure than Labor success. But there is no future for the Liberals unless this mantle is regained.
The related finding is that economic issues dominated the election campaign, and it is apparent that economic issues will dominate the current term, notwithstanding the vital role of culture.

At this point the reptiles gave "Ned" a final wretched uncredited collage ... Susan McDonald, Bridget McKenzie and Ross Cadell defied the position taken by Opposition Leader Sussan Ley.




And at this point the pond gave up on the 'toons.

It just wanted "Ned" to end...and so he did:

Finally, consider the sad plight of the Nationals. They have brought the humiliation upon themselves. Three weeks ago, the Nationals engaged in a stance that made no political sense – deciding to vote against Labor’s hate speech laws with three senators breaching the shadow cabinet position. The Nationals went in with open eyes. They could have abstained. But no, they wanted to be heroes, and kept telling us they were proud to do so.
Are they really deluded enough to think that purist free speech is a mainstream, beating heart issue in the regions and the bush, as distinct from the political activist minority?
And what did they get? A busted Coalition, their exile from the ranks of formal opposition, the loss of their prized asset – their standing and authority as an alternative party of government, their big advantage over One Nation. It has been an exercise in absurd and counter-productive politics.
Their leader specialises in “leadership from behind” tactics and history tells us that has two consequences: the leader survives far longer than he deserves, while his party sinks into decline.

The takeaway for the lettuce?

It's worth hanging in for the next month ...

As for a set of appealing policies? Might have to wait a few years, or perhaps the twelfth of never, a long, long time.

And now the pond will keep its promise to feature Brownie, but first a little detour to Parker Molloy ...

Inter alia ...

...If you only looked at the layoffs, you’d think Jeff Bezos lost interest in the Washington Post. But the timeline tells a completely different story. Over the last two years, Bezos has been more involved with the Post than at any point since he bought the paper in 2013. He just wasn’t involved with the journalism.
It started in early 2024, when Bezos brought in Will Lewis as publisher and CEO. Lewis came straight from Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp with phone-hacking scandal baggage and no discernible plan for the Post’s future. But he had one quality Bezos apparently valued above all others: he’d do what he was told. Within weeks, respected executive editor Sally Buzbee was pushed out. Lewis clashed with her over the newsroom’s coverage of his own legal entanglements, and she was gone.
Then came October 2024, when Bezos killed the editorial board’s planned endorsement of Kamala Harris. The board had already drafted it. The paper had endorsed a Democrat in every presidential race since 1976. Bezos overruled them. More than 250,000 subscribers canceled in the immediate aftermath. Three members of the editorial board stepped down. Editor-at-large Robert Kagan resigned. Columnist Michele Norris resigned. Baron called it “disturbing spinelessness at an institution famed for courage.”

What an excuse for a few 'toons ...




In February 2025, Bezos posted a note to the Post’s staff announcing that the opinion section would now focus exclusively on “personal liberties and free markets.” Not as one perspective among many. As the only perspective. “Viewpoints opposing those pillars,” he wrote, “will be left to be published by others.” He told opinion editor David Shipley that if Shipley’s answer to leading this new chapter wasn’t “hell yes,” then it had to be “no.” Shipley chose no.
Will Lewis sent a follow-up memo to staff that made the terms even more explicit. The replacement for Shipley, Lewis wrote, would be “someone who is wholehearted in their support for free markets and personal liberties.” Not someone who’d present a range of views. Not someone with editorial independence. Someone wholehearted. The CEO of a major American newspaper told his staff, in writing, that the next opinion editor would be selected based on ideological loyalty to the owner’s mandate.
The new editor, a conservative, Adam O’Neal, was brought in over the summer. And the opinion section started doing exactly what you’d expect a billionaire’s editorial page to do. In October 2025, NPR’s David Folkenflik reported that on at least three occasions in two weeks, the Post published editorials on matters where Bezos had a direct financial interest, without disclosing those interests to readers. One editorial pushed for nuclear power. Bezos has a stake in a Canadian venture pursuing fusion technology. Another argued that Washington, D.C. should speed up approval of self-driving cars, calling safety concerns a “phony excuse.” Amazon’s autonomous car company Zoox had just announced D.C. as its next market. A third editorial opposed inheritance taxes. Jeff Bezos is worth roughly $250 billion.

And again...




Ruth Marcus, the Post’s former deputy editorial page editor, told NPR: “I think telling your readers that there might be a conflict in whatever they’re reading is always important. It’s a lot more important when it involves whoever the owner is.”
Marcus would know. She’d already been pushed out by then. In March 2025, after four decades at the Post, she wrote a column criticizing Bezos’s new editorial mandate. Lewis killed it. He wouldn’t even meet with her to discuss it. In her resignation letter, Marcus wrote that the new directive “threatens to break the trust of readers that columnists are writing what they believe, not what the owner has deemed acceptable.”
She wasn’t the only one forced out. In January 2025, editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after the Post refused to publish a cartoon depicting billionaire media owners (including Bezos) courting Donald Trump. She called the decision “dangerous for a free press.” And by October 2025, Post opinion columnist Marc Thiessen was openly stating what everyone already knew: the opinion section was now conservative.
In two years, Bezos handpicked a publisher from Murdoch’s empire, pushed out the executive editor, killed an endorsement, wrote a new ideological mandate for the opinion pages, decided the terms under which the opinion editor would be replaced, watched as Lewis killed a dissenting column and let a cartoonist walk, and presided over an opinion section that started publishing editorials serving his financial interests without telling readers about the conflicts. This was the most engaged Bezos has been with the Post since he bought it. He just had no interest in the part that does journalism.

Read the whole piece, follow the links, heck follow Parker Molloy, she sends out handy emails as she casts a baleful eye on those disunited states ...




And now, even though the pond provided a link to Brownie in the intermittent archive yesterday, here's Brownie to wrap up the Sunday meditation ...



Sure, it's just more of the same, sure it's just digital fish and chips wrapping that likely will be made irrelevant in a week's time, but it fills the void, and saves the pond's blood pressure, which would have spiked if Brendan had got the gig.

The header: Liberal MPs brace for Angus Taylor to make his move on Sussan Ley’s leadership; After Sussan Ley and David Littleproud endured another day of fruitless negotiations, Liberals are now preparing for the potential of Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership next week.

The caption for the snap starring the beefy prime Angus boofhead from down Goulburn away (and never mind those hacks sharing the bench with him): Angus Taylor. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

Brownie spent four minutes on this gig and they seemed like a way to measure an ever-expanding universe:

Liberal MPs are bracing for a potential Angus Taylor challenge for the party leadership next week, amid growing expectations the Coalition will go through a sustained separation, after Sussan Ley and David Littleproud ­endured another day of fruitless negotiations.
With the Opposition Leader expected to unveil plans to ­establish a Liberal-only frontbench on the weekend given fury within her ranks at the Nationals’ latest offer to re-form the Coalition, several senior conservative MPs said they believed it was likely supporters of Mr Taylor would call for a leadership spill next week.
This is despite some senior conservatives saying they were not convinced he had the numbers to prevail on a spill motion, which requires the support of a majority of the partyroom.

Susssan got a gig, Sussan Ley. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman



All Brownie could offer was the sort of speculation you might find considering form in a horse race:

Mr Taylor’s backers say all that is required to bring on a special partyroom meeting is a written ­request from two MPs to Ms Ley and chief whip Aaron Violi.
A spill motion at a meeting to be held “as soon as practicable” would then lead to an anonymous vote. This bar is significantly lower than what Peter Dutton faced when he challenged Malcolm Turnbull for the leadership of the Liberal Party in 2018.
On that occasion, Mr Turnbull demand Mr Dutton’s supporters provide a petition signed by a ­majority of the partyroom calling for a special meeting to hold a vote to spill the leadership. This action – in a dramatic week that ended with Scott Morrison becoming prime minister — was against Liberal partyroom convention and prompted the late Kevin Andrews to codify rules in 2020.
Liberal sources say Mr Violi has a copy of the rules formalised by Andrews. Conservative MPs believe he would not be talked out of following them by Ms Ley.

How on earth Kev ended up in this sorry saga was something the pond didn't care to know about,  The late Kevin Andrews. Picture Gary Ramage




Brownie then produced a sign that essence of Angus might be a worry:

In a radio interview on Friday, Mr Taylor said he retained an ­ambition to lead the Liberal Party and had been talking with colleagues about its future direction.
When asked if Ms Ley would be Opposition Leader by the end of next week, Mr Taylor said he had “no plan” to roll her.
“I’m not going to say to you and your listeners that I don’t have and haven’t had leadership ambitions,” Mr Taylor told 2GB radio.
“I clearly have had … that’s why I ran for the leadership last time around. Ambition is a good thing. But most of all, what we all want is a better Liberal Party and a better Coalition. And we need that fast. And if we don’t deliver that, ­Australians will continue to look elsewhere.”
Mr Taylor said he did not think the Albanese government had “protected our way of life the way it should have”.

Say that again?

"protected our way of life the way it should have”.

What on earth does that mean? It's idle, inconsequential blather, and if it's a policy statement, where's the policy?

Is it a concept for a framework for an outline of a plan to protect our way of life, and never mind climate science?

Before the pond could brood too much, the reptiles interrupted with an insight fresh from Sky Noise ...



“The Libs and the Nats can’t seem to come to an agreement to get back together,” Mr Bond said. “National Leader David Littleproud has made it pretty clear that he doesn’t really want to work with Sussan Ley as Opposition leader. “The problem isn’t that they’re too right-wing. It’s that they don’t seem to believe in anything, and they don’t have a coherent policy platform. “Labor has lost nine per cent in the outer suburbs. Add up One Nation, the Liberals and the LNP up in Queensland, and you have 52 per cent of the primary vote.”

Mr Bond? Shaken and stirred?

Surely they have a policy! Why it's to protect our way of life, and never mind what that is, provided it doesn't involve climate science:

“I personally don’t believe that the government is focused sharply on those Australian values that have made our country great,” he said. “And I think some of the concerns about what happened at that terrible tragedy in Bondi have reflected that.”
While some MPs said they believed Mr Taylor would prevail if a vote was held next week, others had doubts over whether he had enough support to blast out the party’s first female MP.
Some MPs willing to shift their support from Ms Ley to Mr Taylor said they had not yet received a call sounding out their support.
Some supporters of Mr Taylor argue it would be better to wait until the March parliamentary sittings to give him time to build more support, while swing voters argue it would be a bad look to move on Ms Ley too quickly.
“Not one person has come to me and said they are convinced that Angus has the numbers,” one senior conservative said. “People are all over the place.”

The reptiles then inserted that graph yet again, and while the pond has done its best to avoid too much repetition, it's an essential part of Brownie's hysteria, a supplement to the snap found in Polonius above ...



Brownie carried on in short bursts ...

Those backing a challenge say a special partyroom meeting for next Friday, after parliament rises, would be the most logical time.
Although Ms Ley beat Mr Taylor in the post-election leadership contest by 29 votes to 25, three people who backed her – Hollie Hughes, Linda Reynolds and Gisele Kapterian – are no longer in the partyroom.
The Right faction’s numbers, meanwhile, have since been bolstered with the entrance of NSW senator Jess Collins, an ally of Mr Taylor. On top of this, Mr Taylor’s backers say there are other MPs outside the Right faction who have shifted their support away from Ms Ley.
“What are we waiting for?” one Liberal said. “When do people think it is going to get better?”

The reptiles spared a moment for the villain of the piece, the man who had little to be proud of,  David Littleproud. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman



Brownie was by now well out of steam - where's coal when it's urgently needed?



Ms Ley and Mr Littleproud met again on Friday afternoon to discuss the terms of a potential Coalition reunification, with the Liberals yet to provide a formal response to the Nationals’ counter offer at 6pm.
Ahead of the meeting, allies of Ms Ley said they did not think the Nationals’ latest offer was “serious” as Mr Littleproud did not accept the need for a lengthy sanction of the three Nationals senators who crossed the floor last month.
Liberal sources said the offer from Mr Littleproud instead proposed a collective suspension for all former Nationals frontbenchers until the end of February while negotiations continued on a future Coalition agreement.

At this point the reptiles dragged in the Bolter to help out ... Sky News host Andrew Bolt claims the Liberal Party got frightened and embarrassed to discuss culture wars. “The Liberals got embarrassed about talking about the culture wars, frightened about talking about culture wars,” Mr Bolt said. “Now they’ve got to learn all over again how to do it.”



Yes, they did so well with the culture wars ... everybody's doing well with the culture wars, except maybe dogs, people murdered in the streets, and the truth murdered on Truth Social ...




And so to a final short wrap ...

While the Nationals are firm on all of its former frontbenchers facing the same sanction given Bridget McKenzie, Ross Cadell and Susan McDonald acted in accordance with the partyroom’s position, Liberal sources say the timeframe for a collective suspension was insufficient.
A senior Liberal moderate, who did not want to be named, said the offer by the Nationals to reunite the Coalition was a “joke” and should be rejected by Ms Ley.
“It is not a serious proposal and that is kind of the end of the road,” the moderate MP said. 

The pond hopes it all ends soon, if only to put a stop to this endless agonising, this relentless introspection, this non-stop navel gazing and fluff gathering to bed.

The tedium, the sense of ennui, is made worse by the way all the real fun - if you can call murder in the streets fun - is happening elsewhere ...



Something for the season...




Fun done, this is the latest sad report on the disunited states in the reign of the demented, deeply corrupt narcissist, racist, misogynist, profoundly peculiar always posting king, determined to make King George III look like a benign sovereign ...who went, to quote Michael Wolff, "went bat*shit crazy" in his latest frothing, foaming rants ...not that you'd know it from reading the likes of WaPo or the both siderist Times...