Sunday, May 03, 2026

As promised, Polonius takes up the King Donald burden this day, while jihad Jennie continues the Ughmann's war on climate science ...


Apropos of the bromancer and Kimmel yesterday, the pond only caught up with this later... Joe Rogan Trashes ‘Ridiculous’ Backlash to Kimmel’s Melania Joke: ‘Nobody Gave a Sh*t!’

Even the MMA battered, delirious brain of a man who did much to help elect King Donald thought it was a load of hooey ...

... “So it’s on Thursday, and this is Carolla’s point, and it’s a really good point, no one gave a sh*t on Friday. It came out on Thursday, no one cared on Friday, no one cared on Saturday, until Saturday night when there was an assassination attempt and then all of a sudden everyone’s blaming Kimmel.”
Shaffir quipped that it was “funny” how the right had now resorted to tactics that he said were typical of the left.
“It’s the same sh*t!” Rogan said. 

And so on to King Donald part II, with Polonius cheerfully prattling away for the pond's Sunday meditation ..



The header: Reckless ‘fascist’ label against Donald Trump risks fuelling the fire of political violence; Academic Anna Funder has branded the US President a fascist, but such political hyperbole threatens democratic discourse and potentially incites violence.

The caption: Protesters push an effigy of, from left, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, US President Donald Trump and Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. during a May Day rally in Manila. Picture: AP

The pond has taken to heart the Polonial admonishment.

Clearly labelling King Donald a fascist is reckless and needlessly drags Godwin's Law into the morass.

The pond much prefers the simpler, more endearing terms of king or emperor, though on some days it seems as if authoritarian dictator might help. King Donald certainly loves to keep himself company with certified dictators of the Vlad the Sociopath kind, and does what he can to help them, as he's currently doing for Vlad in Ukraine.

There are more than superficial similarities in style.

Apart from that fixation with splattering gold on everything, there's the architecture, up there with anything Speer devised for Adolf, and there's the love of art... especially statues ...




Of course that statue was just another part of the grifter/scam model which does with minions aping their betters... (here)

...It is now in place at Trump National Doral, one of the president's clubs in Miami.
While it is on display at a Trump property, it was bankrolled by a cryptocurrency group named $PATRIOT.
It was made by Ohio sculptor Alan Cottrill, who was locked in a legal dispute with the cryptocurrency group over its use.
Cottrill took issue with $PATRIOT using the statue to promote its business selling a memecoin.
The company paid Cottrill about $A500,000 for the statue.
But despite being on display at Doral, the Trump family has made clear they are not involved in $PATRIOT.

So much grift and so many grifters and so maybe Polonius is right ... maybe Xi, Putin and the Dear Leader Kim are better role models ... or perhaps CEO of "Robber Barons Inc"

Whatever, time for Polonius...

It’s just over two decades since British-American historian Michael Mann wrote this in his 2004 book, Fascists: “As a word usage today, it appears largely as the exclamation ‘Fascist!’ – a term of imprecise abuse hurled at people we do not like.”
I was reminded of this last Thursday when The Sydney Morning Herald carried a story by Jacqueline Maley about the appointment of Anna Funder to a professorship at the University of Sydney. Funder is perhaps best known for her important book Stasiland, about the former communist regime in East Germany that was effectively created by the Joseph Stalin-led Soviet Union.
It is reasonable to expect that Funder, as an authority on communist totalitarianism, would have significant understanding of Nazi and fascist totalitarianism as practised by the regimes headed by Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in Germany and Italy, respectively. But apparently not.
Funder’s new role is to focus on creative writing at the time of artificial intelligence and social media. But she also sees her task as making a stand against President Donald J. Trump, telling Maley: “You can see … how Trump and other fascists I have studied have gone for universities because they are places where the new, important and challenging thinking is happening.”
Funder went on to state: “Trump is a lot more personally corrupt than many other fascist leaders.” And added that the Trump administration was “capitalism with fascistic characteristics” – whatever that might mean.
Maley is no political conservative. But she saw the need to comment that “there is a debate about whether it is appropriate to use the ‘f’ word – fascist – to describe the US president”. Quite so. But Funder was not for turning.

And yet how delusional is the emperor/king? Pretty, pretty gone ...

Trump is focused on becoming one of history’s “great men.”

Had President Trump, we wondered, possibly been reading or at least thumbing through—just maybe—the works of … Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel?
Impossible. And yet. Hegel’s theory of “world-historical individuals,” men who redirected the course of humanity, focused on three figures: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, and Napoleon Bonaparte. Hegel described them as unlikely “heroes of an Epoch” for upending established orders that had previously seemed fixed. They were “practical, political men” who were each condemned in their age for smashing norms and for other conduct “obnoxious to moral reprehension”—as Trump has been accused of, centuries later.
And though Trump has long compared himself to America’s two greatest presidents, we were recently told by two people who are in a position to know such things—a senior administration official and a longtime Trump confidant—that the president had, in private conversations, begun thinking about himself less as a peer of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and more as an addition to Hegel’s immortal trifecta.
“He’s been talking recently about how he is the most powerful person to ever live,” the confidant told us. “He wants to be remembered as the one who did things that other people couldn’t do, because of his sheer power and force of will.”

That's a familiar concept. There was a movie celebrating the notion, Triumph des Willens.

Alexander the Great, Caesar, Napoleon? Why not, so much better than referencing modern fascists.

And so Polonius sees his task as making a stand for the fatted golden Napoleonic beast, and bows at his feet...




Polonius next turned to the topic familiar to readers of the Australian Daily Jewish News...

Before taking up her position, Funder worked at the nearby University of Technology Sydney. As such, she would have had a reasonable idea of what was going on at her new employer. Rampant antisemitism, in fact. Engaged in by academics, students and campus visitors (including some activists from the radical Islamist organisation Hizb ut-Tahrir).
In late September 2024, University of Sydney vice-chancellor Mark Scott told the Senate’s Commission of Inquiry into Antisemitism at Australian Universities that he and the university had “failed” its Jewish academics and students. Scott did not offer his resignation.
Despite this, Funder told Maley “we are lucky to have extremely good universities in this country”.
Well, that’s true. But Funder overlooks the fact that many Australian campuses are dangerous places for Jewish Australians and are taxpayer-subsidised institutions hostile to political conservatives. Especially in the areas of social sciences.
Funder understood the brutality of East Germany’s secret police, the Stasi. But she has scant self-awareness about the intolerance of her fellow members of the left intelligentsia in this country and elsewhere.
In recent times, The Australian has reported that the Jewish Australian Michael Gawenda, a one-time editor of The Age in Melbourne, can no longer get published in the newspaper he once edited.
And Janet Albrechtsen has covered the fact that well-regarded feminist academic Catharine Lumby was “cancelled” after having accepted an invitation to address a What Were You Wearing Australia gathering. Apparently, some members of the left objected to Lumby’s concern about antisemitism in Australia.
Funder has a following at various literary festivals. Anyone who honestly examines the program of such events in Adelaide, Sydney and Melbourne will know they are essentially leftist stacks in which, on rare occasions, a token conservative gets a guernsey.
Whatever may have been true in days gone by, today the political right-of-centre is more tolerant than the political left-of-centre. Moreover, conservatives do not control the debate in the universities, schools and other educational institutions. The same is true in large sections of the media.
Gawenda has identified The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, Guardian Australia and the ABC as comprising the “left liberal media” that failed to accurately report antisemitism in Australia following Hamas’s terrorist attack on Israel on October 7, 2023. Indeed, antisemitism in Australia was on the increase before Israel entered its defensive war in Gaza.
The situation in many Western democracies has come to this. Leading politicians, such as Trump, who support the right of Israel to exist within secure borders and take a stance against antisemitism, are frequently described as fascists or Nazis, while those on the other side of the debate are depicted as “progressives”.

But surely King Donald qualifies as royalty in his own way?

Susan B. Glasser intimated in The New Yorker that there were briefly two kings in the country, but only one knew how to be kingly ...


Two hundred and fifty years into the American experiment, it turns out that it takes a King to tell us how to run our Republic.
On Tuesday, His Majesty King Charles III, the great-great-great-great-great-grandson of George III, the British monarch who lost the Revolutionary War to a bunch of impertinent colonists enamored of Enlightenment ideas about the natural rights of man, spoke to the U.S. Congress. With dry wit and a sense of irony that was surely lost on the host he so subtly trolled, Charles extolled the virtues of American-style liberal democracy now under threat by America’s own leader. What does it say about our current politics that polite British-accented clichĂ©s about the benefits of the rule of law, an independent judiciary, and the strengths that flow from “vibrant, diverse, and free societies” could end up sounding downright subversive?
The King’s biggest applause line was a tribute to Magna Carta, the thirteenth-century compact between an English monarch and his restive nobles, which, Charles noted, has become a pillar of American constitutional jurisprudence, with the Supreme Court citing it at least a hundred and sixty times in its history, not least to establish “the principle that executive power is subject to checks and balances.” It was a telling sign of our dysfunctional times that members of Congress from both parties, having been increasingly iced out of decision-making by a President claiming unprecedented executive power for himself, immediately rose for a standing ovation. There were whoops and cheers and what appeared to be grins of amazement at the King’s cheek.
Did it matter that Donald Trump did not get the joke?
Even as Charles was speaking, Trump’s White House posted on social media an image of the two men with the caption “TWO KINGS. đź‘‘” .
Later that evening, during a toast at a state dinner for his royal visitor, Trump praised his “fantastic” speech and lauded Charles for accomplishing what he could not—getting Democrats to stand and applaud him. He seemed utterly oblivious to why they had done so, and remained apparently unaware for the rest of the King’s trip. “He’s a great King,” Trump said on Thursday, at the conclusion of the state visit. “The greatest King, in my book.”

Of course wannabe kings and pale faux imitations of kings can have fascist inclinations, as Glasser noted...

Trump spent the rest of the week proving Charles’s point about unchecked powers, with his Justice Department indicting the former F.B.I. director James Comey, for a social-media post of seashells—which prosecutors improbably claim constituted a threat on the President’s life—and his Federal Communications Commission ordering a review of the broadcast licenses for ABC stations just days after the comedian Jimmy Kimmel had used the network’s airwaves to make a joke that the First Lady did not like.
So here we are, two and a half centuries later, with a King who venerates the American Bill of Rights and a President who, increasingly, rejects it. It hardly seemed a coincidence that, on the same day as the King’s speech, reports emerged about the Trump State Department’s plans to honor America’s two-hundred-and-fiftieth anniversary with a commemorative passport whose distinguishing feature will be a large likeness of the President. Watching Trump and Charles together this week, I could not help but think of the bizarre contrast between the public modesty of the crowned monarch and the pomposity of the self-styled populist President; of these two, it’s not George III’s heir who is the one planning to erect golden statues of himself in his palaces.

Precisely. The pond has never thought much of Comey, and certainly doesn't have the regard the man has for himself, but for this you might be up for ten years in the slammer?



Then Polonius came up with a grotesque attempt at point scoring:

Among the Western democracies, politically motivated violence on both sides of the political divide is most prevalent in the US. In recent times, this has seen assassination attempts directed at Trump. But not his predecessors Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

Wrong. To cite just one example, Barack Obama assassination plot in Denver (aka things to do in Denver when you're dead).

It turns out, in the bog standard reptile way that it's all the fault of Democrats and lefties...

Anyone who understands real fascism and real Nazism would know that Trump is not a Nazi or a fascist. No political leader can be a fascist in a functioning democracy. And the US is a democracy, despite what some left activists may say.
Trump is neither a dictator nor a king. If he were either, he would not be facing midterm elections in November in which the Republicans could lose control of their majority in the House of Representatives. It’s easy for the likes of Democrats such as Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to cry “fascist!” in the political theatre at Trump. But it’s meaningless jargon.
The problem is that the political hyperbole of a Harris or Walz can encourage a young man such as Cole Allen, who has been accused of attempting to assassinate the US President in Washington DC last Saturday.
Allen’s 1000-word manifesto reads like an extremist leftist tract. Allen knew he could die in the attack that targeted Trump’s “administration officials … from the highest-ranking to the lowest”. The alleged shooter declared he was “no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes”.
Now, Trump is none of these things. But his left-wing political enemies claim otherwise. And so Allen went into self-declared “rage”.
It’s an old saying that words are weapons. Asserting that a democratically elected politician is a “fascist” or a “rapist” are words that can motivate a crime of rage. The real enemies of free speech these days happen to include some who see fascism in others.
Gerard Henderson is executive director of The Sydney Institute.

And yet ...

Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll (*intermittent archive link)

After Donald Trump was found liable for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Carroll, his legal team and his defenders lodged a frequent talking point.
Despite Carroll’s claims that Trump had raped her, they noted, the jury stopped short of saying he committed that particular offense. Instead, jurors opted for a second option: sexual abuse.
“This was a rape claim, this was a rape case all along, and the jury rejected that — made other findings,” his lawyer, Joe Tacopina, said outside the courthouse.
A judge has now clarified that this is basically a legal distinction without a real-world difference. He says that what the jury found Trump did was in fact rape, as commonly understood.

You won't find many common understandings in Polonius or the rest of the reptile pack, though it's noteworthy that Polonius didn't even attempt to slip in a few bromancer style-billy goat butts.

Instead he was all in on the golden fatted Napoleonic/Caesar beast ...




And so to the losers, also rans, dropkicks and others that the pond couldn't be bothered dealing with this meditative Sunday.

Being the Australian Daily Zionist News, the reptiles felt the urgent need to import a Pom...

London left’s anti-Israel obsession endangers Jews in Britain
Progressive activists who condemn minor slights have remained silent as synagogues burn and Jewish people face violent attacks across Britain.
By Brendan O'Neill
Columnist

As previously noted, Brendan was ably supported by garrulous Gemma ...

The trauma we allow for everyone — except Aussie Jews
How can the Jewish community ‘get over’ the Holocaust when modern events mirror 1938?
By Gemma Tognini
Columnist

Sadly pressure of space decided the dog botherer's fate, but here's the intermittent archive link for those determined to catch up.

I’m still not wrong about the voice, but I was wrong about Sam Mostyn
On Anzac Day, the Governor-General showed how to honour Indigenous culture without division. Then came the booing, revealing an uglier truth about post-voice Australia.
By Chris Kenny

And speaking of reptiles who like to disappear up their fundament, Dame Slap was at it again ...

Why every sacked worker now sounds like Jackie ‘O’
Adverse action claims: the new goldmine for disgruntled workers
If you enact laws that represent a one-way bet for the unscrupulous to make money, don’t be surprised if you get knocked over in the rush.
By Janet Albrechtsen

Everyone sounds like Jackie 'O' on a$100 million year package?

Oy vey, we should all be so lucky.

But why do they sound like a woman? Why don't they sound like a Kyle?

You guessed it. Dame Slap prefers to give women a good slapping. 

Perhaps she even keeps a grapefruit near her keyboard to remind herself how that sort of violence should be done..




And so to jihad Jennie, waging her never ending war on renewables, the electro state and whatever else you've got...



The header: Australia on wrong track as energy crisis exposes shocking policy failures;As global shocks hit supply, Australia’s dependence on imports and policy choices are under scrutiny — raising questions about energy independence.

The caption for the snap featuring the sort of installation which produces a state of rapture in your average reptile: Australia’s shrinking refining capacity has increased reliance on imported fuels. Picture: NewsWire/ David Crosling

On the plus side, jihad Jennie could only summon up a three minute read, which is way better than having to endure ten minutes of the Ughmann.

On the down side, jihad Jennie is a pale imitation of a dedicated fanatic of the Ughmann kind.

Perhaps that's why the reptiles decided not to interrupt with visual distractions, and instead left her to maunder along.

The pond didn't have the heart to interrupt either. It's all so heartbreakingly familiar,  such an endless regurgitation featuring the same bees buzzing in the denialist bonnet...

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney recently said “a country that can’t feed itself, fuel itself or defend itself has few options”. It was a simple message with great force, one that provides a benchmark for our energy future.
Once the Strait of Hormuz closed, the unfolding energy crisis exposed our vulnerability. Anthony Albanese travelled to Asian neighbours, cap in hand, to secure additional supplies of petrol, diesel, jet fuel and urea. Trading on our reliability as a gas exporter reinforced the indispensable role of fossil fuels.
Diesel, the industrial fuel, powers freight, agriculture, construction, mining, defence and emergency services. It’s not optional. When diesel stops, Australia stops.
This lesson was lost on Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen, who claimed “there isn’t one country in the world that said ‘we need more fossil fuels’ … that conversation was not being had anywhere in the world”. Bowen is COP’s chief negotiator promoting the phasing out of fossil fuels, and the conflict of interest is clear.
Despite years of demonising fossil fuels, coal, gas and oil still account for 91 per cent of the energy that runs the country. Wind, solar and batteries will never replace everything that’s done by them. The evidence didn’t stop another minister claiming “the world’s moved on in terms of energy security”. It’s why Labor’s wishful thinking, so divorced from reality, left us ill prepared for this energy crisis.
Decisions of previous governments, of both political persuasions, also contributed to our predicament. It began with Australia’s growing dependence on imported fuels. Bowen’s recent argument that “the time to save the refineries was between 2013 and 2022 when they were closing” overlooks an inconvenient fact.
Announcements to close the two NSW refineries occurred on the watch of the Gillard Labor government – Clyde in July 2011 and Kurnell a year later – when Bowen and Albanese were cabinet ministers. Bowen’s suggestion that “it’s a lot cheaper to intervene, to save the refinery while it’s still there than to rebuild one after it’s been dismantled” was not on offer when it mattered most. Perhaps it could have prevented the nation being left with only two refineries and NSW with none.
Back then resources and energy minister Martin Ferguson claimed Kurnell’s closure “will not jeopardise Australia’s energy security”. This was “nonsensical”, according to Australian Workers Union secretary Paul Howes, who said: “If you can’t refine, you can’t run your nation in times of crisis.” The AWU’s proposal for an east coast gas reservation also was rejected. It’s cold comfort that Howes was prescient. Years later both issues are still on the political agenda.
The International Energy Agency requires fuel-importing nations to reserve 90 days of fuel onshore, accessible in the event of global emergencies. Australia hasn’t met this obligation since 2012. Having taken the policy to the 2019 election, the Albanese government was reminded of its obligation in the IEA’s 2023 country report.
With Labor’s commitment to an energy transition based on intermittent, weather-dependent renewables, a strategic fuel reserve should have been a priority. In December 2025, we had reserved just 49 days, compared with an average 141 days for comparable import nations. Australia stood out as the only laggard.
Labor’s attitude to international obligations reflects its ideological priorities. The Paris Agreement is sacrosanct, even though we contribute just 1.15 per cent of global emissions. The billions spent subsidising the renewables transition are often off-budget, kept from public scrutiny, despite Labor’s promised transparency.
Cost factors are the usual defence for not meeting our IEA obligations and losing our refining capacity. Yet the costs flowing from the fuel crisis will be far greater: higher power bills, higher inflation, interest rate increases, the underwriting of fuel purchases and excise cuts. This crisis will leave a long tail.
Business as usual won’t serve our national interest. Doubling down on Labor’s transition plans will lead only to more of the same. There’s now the added issue of our reliance on imports, often from China, for the renewables infrastructure. These supply chains are deeply embedded in geopolitical realities that can’t be wished away.
Reducing our high costs of energy is essential to restoring industrial competitiveness and ending the deindustrialisation cycle. The recent loss of Incitec Pivot’s Gibson Island urea plant and Qenos, our largest producer of polymers and polyethylene, adds to our woes. It makes no sense to extend lifelines to refineries and smelters while hitting them with a de facto carbon tax under Labor’s safeguard mechanism.
We should strive to be energy independent using our coal, gas, oil and uranium, together with rooftop solar, in a balanced mix. Energy security is not optional. It’s the foundation of economic stability and national security.
We have the resources to be energy self-sufficient. What we lack is not capacity but political will and direction. We’re on the wrong track and need to change course. If not, we will face exactly what was warned – a nation with far fewer options in future.
Jennie George is a former president of the ACTU and Labor MP for Throsby. 

It took considerable restraint not to interrupt, but the pond didn't even baulk at lines such as We have the resources to be energy self-sufficient.

Indeed, we do, we have wind, solar, EVs, all kinds of other developments in terms of the electrostate and electrification, designed to cut back on dependency on fossil fuels as a way of avoiding the current shock to the system, and the future shocks that will surely come.

But the pond doesn't expect to find any of that in the lizard Oz, just as the pond doesn't expect to find much justice in King Donald's reign...




In which the chattering classes do their best to cope with the Napoleon who has blessed them with his presence:




Simon Marks also thinks King Donald looks Kingly in the presence of another king, and why not? 

The alternative would see him as a pathetic 79 year old rouĂ© or wannabe rake, a faux imitation Hugh Hefner, desperately trying to downplay his age, and pretend that he's cool by hanging out with his geriatric mates and a chick with big boobs. 

Who'd want to carry that image as baggage in their head?

Much better to think of him as a Napoleonic emperor or a King John, intent on ruining the world's economy as fast as the fertiliser shortages allow ...







Saturday, May 02, 2026

In which there's only room for the bromancer and the Ughmann, and even that's way too much ...

 

Deflection and distraction are part of being a reptile.

The bromancer is a master of the art, and offered a classic example this weekend.

Rather than brood about King Donald - say with the headline "What Trump's behaviour, and his administration's actions - reveal about the mad far right in the disunited States" - he does a convenient shuffle, a step into easy turf ...



The header: What the Trump assassin’s manifesto reveals about the educated left is terrifying; Donald Trump’s physical bravery is beyond question. But Cole Allen’s manifesto reveals something deeply disturbing.

The caption for the opening snap? No need for a caption for that magnificent beast, shown in prime patriotic pose ...

In a way this heavily illustrated five minute magnum opus is an attempt by the bromancer to restore his far right credentials.

If anyone wanted to be terrified, they simply have to look at demented King Donald. But the bromancer is determined to be terrified by lefties.

Of late he's been a tad critical of King Donald, so it's time to balance the books ... beginning with sympathy for the victim.

Donald Trump has now endured and survived more assassination attempts than any previous president. Two involved gunfire – the most recent from Cole Allen at the White House Correspondents Association dinner – three involved guns. In one he was hit in the ear by a bullet millimetres from killing him. Another murder plot, linked to Iran, resulted in a criminal conviction.
This column has its criticisms of Trump, but no one can doubt his physical courage or sense of calm and control in threatening circumstances. However, that’s not the point. What do these assassination attempts say about the social and political divisions rending America today?

Not that much? It's a country saturated with guns and riven with violence, and the easiest solution is to mow someone down...

Rather than indulge in sophisticated analysis of social and political divisions, the bromancer turned to ... Jimmy Kimmel.

The pond is more a Colbert than a Kimmel man when it comes to comedy stylings, with Kimmel inclined to round out his monologues with many more miss than hit comedy sketches, but all the same, it's astonishing he's become such a figure of hate.

The bromancer joined the pile on ...

A few days before the latest shooting, ABC TV host Jimmy Kimmel ran a skit in which he “welcomed” Melania Trump who, he said, had “a glow like an expectant widow”.
Who jokes about widowhood for the wife of a president who has survived multiple assassination attempts? Kimmel wasn’t sacked, refused to apologise and laughed uproariously at his own wit and daring. Could Kimmel say that to any wife if he hadn’t thoroughly dehumanised her first? What effect do such words have on people such as Allen? Kimmel’s attitude is immensely widespread among the moralising liberal left who see themselves as vastly morally superior to Trump. Many liken Trump to Hitler, and you’d kill Hitler if you could, right?
After the US First Lady called for him to be sacked over a "light roast" of her and President Trump, the comedian has fired back.




What's funny about this? 

No, it's not that the reptiles turned Kimmel into their own form of clickbait, meaning that the bromancer didn't even have to bother to explain the how and the why of Kimmel firing back ...(you can avoid indulging the reptiles by going to Variety for that, or to Kimmel's YouTube channel)

Nor is it the bromancer's abject lack of a sensa huma. That's always been a constant.

What's funny is that the President of the United States, in the middle of sundry wars, is obsessed with a minor comedian, still managed to deploy a variation on the same routine in his welcome speech to King Chuck...

“[My mother] came to America at 19, met my incredible father, we loved him so much, we all loved him, we loved her, we loved him: Fred. And, they were married for 63 years,” Donald, 79, said during the live speech on Tuesday, April 28.
“And, uh, excuse me, if you don’t mind, that’s a record we won’t be able to match, darling,” the former reality star continued as he turned to Melania, 56. “I’m sorry, it’s just not going to work out that way. We’ll do well, but we’re not going to do that well.” (here)

Deeply weird, and Melania's look in response would make any straight man in a comedy act bow down in admiration.

Given King Donald's age, that has to be a joke about her pending widowhood, right?

Who jokes about widowhood for the wife of a president who has survived multiple assassination attempts? 

Only in bromancer land ...

Throw in the exquisite agony of the King trying to play handsies with his Queen, getting pushed aside, and then finally getting to clutch her hand so he could walk down the stairs, and it's a wonder that American satire struggles to cope. 

As for Krazy Karoline Leavitt...

Hours before Donald Trump was due to give his first address at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner as US president, his press secretary Karoline Leavitt promised it would be a night to remember.
“He is ready to rumble,” she said in an interview with Fox News.
“It’ll be funny. It’ll be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight in the room.” (here)

It's impossible to make this stuff up ...suffice to say, the guns, the violence, it exists at the most basis levels of speech ...

And after that detour, on with the bromancer...

Allen’s manifesto, posted to family and friends, is not the deranged, extravagant nuttiness of so many would-be assassins. It repeats mainstream left-liberal critiques of the Trump administration and of Trump as “pedophile, rapist and traitor”. These terms are grotesque. They arise from paranoid fantasies about Trump’s association with Jeffrey Epstein, immigration policies and military campaigns.

And yet as noted before, there are stories about King Donald's behaviour in company with Epstein, and a court in a civil action awarded damages for what, on the balance of probabilities, was a form of rape, and King Donald attempted to orchestrate a coup, remarkable for its banana republic incompetence, but still the sort of thing traitors do.

What's remarkable is that the bromancer wipes any thoughts of all that from the record, and blames the left, as bromancers are wont to do ...

That Allen’s language is so unremarkable is its most disturbing feature. There’s a growing acceptance of the legitimacy of political violence in the US on both left and right, but it’s much stronger on the left. A YouGov poll late last year showed 24 per cent of those who describe themselves as very liberal (with liberal meaning left of centre) say it’s fine to feel joy at the death of a public figure they disagree with. Only 4 per cent of conservatives agree.
Some 25 per cent of the very liberal think political violence is sometimes justified. Among the very conservative, 5 per cent hold that view. That’s a stark difference.
Importantly, a majority, across ideologies, oppose political violence. A big majority of Americans think political violence a major and growing problem.

The reptiles then interrupted with the victim of the bromancer's worst descriptor, "nutty" Cole Allen. Picture: CNN; Allen inside his hotel. Picture: AP




Now some be wondering about tales of rats infesting Gaza's tent camps, biting children and spreading disease, but you won't be hearing a peep from the bromancer ...

As the royal commission report on the terrorist killings at Bondi Beach reminds us, as do the stabbings of two Jewish men near a Golders Green synagogue in London, Western societies are experiencing a hateful, culturally ruinous crisis of resurgent antisemitism, the oldest hatred.
This is partly fuelled by broad Islamic traditions of antisemitism and, among a small but deadly minority, specifically Islamist hatreds of Jews and Israelis. This is less acute in the US partly because the proportionate size of America’s Muslim population is smaller than Europe’s.
Left-wing antisemitism, however, certainly among those who consider themselves very liberal, is surging in the US.
Charlie Kirk and America’s factories of hatred
Especially worrying is that antisemitism is stronger among the young and formally better educated. Approval of political violence is also stronger among the younger and better educated.
This is just further evidence of the pervasive crisis of Western universities, institutions that should inculcate reflection, wisdom, dialogue, empathy, but have instead in some measure become factories of hatred. In their exaggerated critique of Western tradition and history, they frequently invert good and evil.
The same cohort that justifies political violence seeks to censor conservative political views. Political violence is valued as a liberating form of speech, whereas conservative speech is demonised as “unsafe”, even bizarrely labelled as violence, and thus frequently banned.
The US is today divided over many issues and many identities.

The pond loved that sub-heading, and the way it managed to overlook the way that Kirk himself was a factory of hate, fear and far right loathing.

Cue Moira Donegan in The Graudian, Charlie Kirk's killing was a tragedy. But we must not re-write his life...

Inter alia ...

...such a description of reasoned, honest, good-faith debate is so inaccurate a description of what Charlie Kirk engaged in on college campuses – in his series of large, staged events where he “debated” untrained liberal undergraduates with cameras rolling – that it reads as willfully naive, if not outright dishonest. Charlie Kirk’s “debates” were aggressive, unequal, trolling affairs, in which he sought to provoke his interlocutors to distress, shouted them down and belittled them, spewed hateful rhetoric about queer and trans people, women, Black people, immigrants and Muslims, and selectively edited the ensuing footage to create maximally viral content in which his fans could witness him humiliating the liberals and leftists they perceived to be their enemies. This was not “debate”; it was not reasoned, good-faith discourse; it was not the kind of fair deliberation that democracy relies on. It was a mockery of those things.
If reasoned debate is a precondition of a liberal democracy, there are other preconditions as well. A state cannot be called democratic if it does not offer equal protection of the law – if not all of its citizens are awarded the same dignity by their government and the same vote, same rights of expression and same prerogatives before courts and elected officials in their attempts to influence its policies and navigate its laws. Civic equality – not just civil engagement – is central to the American experiment, too. It is not to excuse his murder to be honest that Kirk opposed that equality. Some historians and political scientists have argued that the United States did not become a democracy until the passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Act and the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the laws that intended to end de jure segregation and racist voter suppression. But Kirk opposed the Civil Rights Act, calling it a “huge mistake”. He endorsed the racist so-called “great replacement theory”, in which nefarious actors (usually cast as Jewish people) are seeking to “replace” America’s white population with immigrants, saying it was “well under way every day at our southern border”. On his podcast, he hosted a “slavery apologist” and a man who said that after women “got, you know, the right to vote – after that, it all went downhill”. Kirk himself once said that Black women – he named Joy Reid, Michelle Obama, Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson – “do not have the brain power to be taken seriously”. He condemned Democrats for supposedly wanting to make the US “less white”, and claimed: “There is no separation of church and state. It’s a fabrication, it’s a fiction, it’s not in the constitution.” (It is.) And yet Ezra Klein praised Kirk’s “moxie”. One wonders what such a euphemism is meant to obscure.
In the rush to canonize Kirk and revise his history, honest accountings of his life have not only become rare – they have also become dangerous. In the days since his death, journalists, media personalities and others who have not been sufficiently laudatory to Kirk in public have lost their jobs for telling the truth about his life. Matthew Dowd, a Republican political consultant, was fired from MSNBC after saying that Kirk had spoken “hateful words”. In Phoenix, a sports writer was fired for criticizing euphemistic accounts of Kirk’s beliefs. “‘Political differences’ are not the same thing as spewing hateful rhetoric on a daily basis,” he wrote in a social media post. Many of those eulogizing Kirk want to paint him as a champion of free speech, as a man who peddled in honest inquiry, uninhibited expression and the open exchange of ideas. This is a laughably inaccurate picture of the man’s work; it is in these punishments of those who oppose him that we can see a truer reflection of Kirk’s values.

Sorry, ,the pond just wanted a little balance before getting back to the assassin with a riveting illustration ...The U.S. District Court has released a new video showing Cole Allen shoot a U.S. Secret Service officer during his attempt to assassinate the President at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.



At this point the bromancer finally decided to getting around to admitting assassination attempts are more the rule than the exception in the USA ...

It’s important to remember that there has always been an element of violence in US politics. In the 19th century two presidents were assassinated – Abraham Lincoln (killed 1865) and the little-remembered James Garfield (1881). In the 20th century two more presidents were assassinated – William McKinley (1901) and John Kennedy (1963). One presidential candidate, Robert Kennedy, was shot and killed in 1968.
Another, George Wallace, was shot and partially paralysed, though not killed, in 1972.
Three presidents (or ex-presidents) were shot but not fatally – Teddy Roosevelt (1912), Ronald Reagan (1981) and Trump (2024). Martin Luther King, a great civil rights leader and deeply Christian thinker, was murdered in 1968.
Charlie Kirk, also deeply Christian but centre right, was murdered last year.
Two specifically American dynamics are at work. One is the sheer ubiquity of guns and their increasing precision and lethality. In Australia, by contrast, an angry idiot throws a shoe at John Howard. No gun is available to tempt momentary rage.
Then there’s the passionate quality of American political conviction. America is a paradox. I’ve lived there four times. Each time neighbours embodied what Michael Gawenda memorably called “the great American friendliness”.

The reptiles reverted to Kirk, Charlie Kirk minutes before he was shot in September, 2025. Picture: Amy King




And the bromancer continued with his recanting ...

Barbecues, church services, welcome for a stranger, the obligation to be “neighbourly”, co-exist with both intentional and random gun violence unimaginable in Australia.
French philosopher Alexis de Tocqueville, as long ago as 1835 in Democracy in America, identified the singular American civilisational quality as individualism. This allows America to be, even today, the most innovative nation in the world, yet it also fuels the libertarian sense of me-and-my-gun.
As a youngster I delighted in reading Gone With the Wind. Only later did I realise it dishonestly justified the Ku Klux Klan, a racist, violent outfit that hated the freeing of African-American slaves. It also hated Jews and Catholics.
While America is divided today, it has been more divided in the past. The 1860s civil war was ultimately about slavery, and the determination of abolitionists to wipe slavery out. More than 700,000 soldiers died in that war, yet, incredibly, America subsequently came together and built the world’s most cohesive and powerful nation.

At this point, exhausted reptiles slipped in an audio distraction ...



Having just said that the United States became a cohesive nation, the bromancer decided to undercut himself by pointing to a lack of cohesion...

The US was divided in the Depression, even more so in the 1960s and 70s, the era of Vietnam and Watergate. No sooner had pundits finished writing their learned books about US decline than along came Reagan and it was morning in America once more. Under Reagan the US boomed, its society flourished, it unequivocally won the Cold War.
And of course Reagan set a tone of great civility and goodwill, of humour and good humour. The situation today is made much worse by the cyber activities of hostile states such as Russia, China and Iran, all of which are extremely active across social media with the purpose of exaggerating grievance and sowing division. Western intelligence believes the first emanation of the Black Lives Matter movement, which spawned wildly violent demonstrations, came from Russian intelligence. Similarly the algorithms of the net exaggerate and reward extremism.

At this point the bromancer slipped in a considerable admission of an even more considerable omission:

This column has not considered Trump’s own contribution to coarseness and incivility. It’s very great, very great indeed. He has rejoiced in the death of democratic opponents and consistently spoken in ugly, unreasonable, abusive and extreme terms. I’ve often written about this in the past.

But not today. Not when there's Kimmel, lefties and black people to bash.

When has a reptile gone wrong blaming it on black people?

The pond was reassured to be reminded yesterday by the venerable Meade in her Weekly Beast that the lizards of Oz had recently indulged in a jihad.

The pond wasn't being paranoid, the pond wasn't detached from observable reality. She too had observed the phenomenon ...

The Australian wasted no time publishing multiple opinion pieces calling for an end to welcome to country addresses after the widely criticised booing of Indigenous speakers on Anzac Day.
The newspaper has form for leaning into bringing an end to the tradition. During the voice referendum in 2023 the Oz clipped up a comment by the Indigenous scholar professor Marcia Langton and posted it widely on social media.
Janet Albrechtsen asked why Australia should be divided into “our land and your land”?
“Many Australians hate the mere fact they must sit through this kind of mandatory ceremony,” Albrechtsen wrote. “For many of us, the worst thing about WTC is that it stands between us and the footy.”
On Thursday the Sky News host Peta Credlin admitted she herself “boos on the inside”.
“Because your land is my land too and your country is my country just as much as it’s yours,” Credlin wrote. “After all, Credlins have been here for 172 years, worked hard to build this nation and have sent four generations to war to defend it, so being Australian is all we know.”
Louise Clegg, whom the Oz described as having “worked as a barrister specialising in employment law and public law”, said Indigenous Australians who had served should not be commemorated separately.
“But on Anzac Day that service is part of the same story, not a separate one,” she wrote. “The losses are equal. The grief is equal. The remembrance is shared.”
We wondered how many of the Oz’s readers know that Clegg is married to the leader of the opposition, Angus Taylor.
For the record, Taylor said the booing was “un-Australian” but also that welcome to country ceremonies were overused and devalued.

And so to a snap of difficult, uppity black people, balanced by difficult, uppity weird people ... The Black Lives Matter movement spawned violent demonstrations. Picture: Mark Ralston/AFP; Trump supporters stormed the US capitol building. Picture: Saul Loeb / AFP


 


At this point the bromancer wound down with a final gobbet ...

Both sides of US politics have contributed to the spread of political violence and the deepening of divisions, yet this is more structural, more organic, on the left. There are economic causes of division too, a sense in Generation Z that the American dream of home ownership and economic security is beyond their reach.
Similarly, regular politics has been unable to deal with inflation, crime and, previously under Joe Biden, uncontrolled illegal immigration. That failure provokes extreme responses.
But American history demonstrates fantastic capacity for rebound. Maybe we’re on the cusp of sustained violence; conflicting, street-fighting mobs. Maybe not. Whoever the next president is, Americans will want a calmer tone. One big social division is political addicts versus the rest, exhausted by partisan conflict.
In the long run, I still bet on America.

It's somehow all the fault of the left, but at the same time, the bromancer suggests a President with a calmer tone?

He might need plenty of lipstick ...



The pond will bet on the canker at the core ...

O Rose thou art sick. 
The invisible worm, 
That flies in the night 
In the howling storm: 

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

That worm is everywhere, from RFK's brain to golf...(please note the detail of the saw)



And so because the bromancer exhausted the pond and there's even more exhausting work to do, a few intermittent archive mentions ...

First up was garrulous Gemma's contribution to the Australian Daily Zionist News ...

The trauma we allow for everyone — except Aussie Jews
How can the Jewish community ‘get over’ the Holocaust when modern events mirror 1938?
By Gemma Tognini
Columnist

And because the pond isn't certain that the dog botherer will make the Sunday cut, here he is in the intermittent archive for his devoted followers...

I’m still not wrong about the voice, but I was wrong about Sam Mostyn
On Anzac Day, the Governor-General showed how to honour Indigenous culture without division. Then came the booing, revealing an uglier truth about post-voice Australia.
By Chris Kenny
Associate Editor (National Affairs)

Moving right along, the pond has the appalling task, the most onerous of duties, to point herpetological students towards the ugliest reptile in the aquarium... the Ughmann ...



The header: Chris Bowen says no one wants more fossil fuels. The rest of the world begs to differ; While Chris Bowen insists the world is moving beyond fossil fuels, other nations are quietly considering hydrocarbon expansion.

The caption for the image of Satan's little helper, a man loathed by the reptile jihadists: Chris Bowen may be displeased at the re-expansion of hydrocarbon energy that contradicts his public passion for renewables but his claim that no one is looking to increase fossil fuel supply is easily disproved, in Australia and around the globe. Image: Sean Callinan for The Australian

This is a 10 minute outing. The pond makes no apologies even though it's very familiar turf.

You see, the reptiles decided to give it "top of the world ma" status ...




And so the pond simply had to pay attention.

It is of course by a compleat climate science denialist, who has never found a way to doubt the wonders of fossil fuels. Nor has he ever wondered whether comprehensively f*cking the planet (*google bot approved) might be a matter of some mild concern. 

That's for the younglings who come after him to worry about.

Instead he wants to do a full peacock feather display, a full pantheon of praise for fossil fuels, a cornucopia of energy bliss ...

It was another rhetorical flourish full of the passionate intensity only a mind untroubled by doubt can muster. At a press conference at Parliament House in Canberra on April 13, Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen was asked whether the global fuel shock from the third Gulf war might reshape talks at this year’s UN climate jamboree, where he has been given a newly minted role as head of negotiations.
“In all my discussions with my international colleagues, energy and climate, there isn’t one country in the world that said, ‘You know what this fuel crisis reminds us, is we need more fossil fuels’,” Bowen declared.
“That conversation is not being had anywhere around the world. In fact, countries around the world are saying this underpins and underlines the need to keep going with things like electrification and ensuring renewable energy is an important part of the mix going forward.”

The Ughmann couldn't let that stand, so he immediately turned to a German, and not just any German.

If the pond might interrupt with the Graudian ...  Germany’s climate U-turn is the worst possible response to the oil shock

Inter alia ...



The pond interrupted the bromancer far too much, and will try to limit interruptions going forward, but it was essential to establish the sort of company this fossil fool is determined to keep ...

Here let’s cede this space for a moment to include some thoughts from Katherina Reiche, Germany’s Economic Affairs and Energy Minister, published on April 7 in her country’s newspaper of record, Frankfurter Allgemeine.
“We are experiencing one of the most severe energy crises in history,” Reiche writes. “Since the start of the Iran war and the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, prices for oil, liquefied gas and diesel have surged to painful levels.
“This is placing a burden on consumers and businesses alike and is costing us economic growth that Germany urgently needs. Many are therefore calling for an immediate exit from oil and gas. The argument is that we simply need to expand wind and solar energy more quickly – and the problem would be solved.
“Well, it is not that simple.
“Let us look at the facts: Germany has a total energy demand of 2900 terawatt hours for electricity, heating, transport and industrial processes. Just under one-sixth of this is electricity, and more than half of that comes from renewable energy. However, the share of renewables in total energy consumption in 2025 was only just under one-fifth.
“For years, we have comforted ourselves with ambitious targets. Eighty per cent of electricity from renewables by 2030, climate neutrality by 2045 – fine figures that soothe our conscience. But while we clung to these targets, electricity prices exploded.

The reptiles doubled down with a snap of the Reich leader, German Economic Affairs and Energy Minister Katherina Reiche speaks during the German National Maritime Conference in Emden this week. Picture: Focke Strangmann/AFP




The fossil fool gave the German fossil fool the floor ...

“German households pay up to 37c per kilowatt hour – more than 9c above the EU average. Our industry is bleeding. Deindustrialisation is accelerating.
“Yes, wind and sun do not send a bill. But the overall system certainly does: (environmental levies), capacity reserves, grid reserves, redispatch costs, grid subsidies, subsidies to lower energy prices – all of this adds up to system costs of more than €36bn ($58.6bn) per year. That is €430 for every German citizen.
“We pay almost €3bn alone for curtailing wind turbines and solar plants because the grid cannot absorb their electricity. There is no other industry that receives guaranteed financing for more than 20 years and is even compensated when its product is not needed. This cannot continue.
“One fact has been suppressed for too long: an energy transition that ignores system costs will ruin the country it claims to save.”
Well, amen to all that.

Yes, amen to f*cking the planet, what could possibly go wrong.

At this point, the reptiles decided to throw in a couple of snaps.

Terrifying shots of hideous windmills, up against picturesque cows lolling in contented bliss in a field alongside a coal-fired power plant.

A wind farm near Zorbau, Germany, this week. Politicians have reopened debate on domestic gas exploration. Picture: Sean Gallup/Getty Images; Cows graze in a meadow as steam rises from cooling towers of the Niederaussem coal-fired power plants near Bergheim in Germany. Germany expanded coal-fired power production to offset reduces natural gas imports from Russia after he Ukraine war began. Picture: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images





Has any reptile spent any time in the Hunter and Latrobe Valleys?

The Ughmann quickly moved on to the urgent need to flood the world with carbon dioxide. What could go wrong? 

Recall that Germany has long been the energy transition poster child, going hard and early on wind and solar. Bowen must have missed the memo, but Berlin began searching for more fossil fuel before the third Gulf war flared and the current crisis has quickened that quest.
Reiche has reopened debate on domestic gas exploration, while Chancellor Friedrich Merz concedes coal-fired power stations may have to stay on the grid for longer than planned.
Cast your eye beyond Germany and it quickly becomes clear Berlin is no outlier. Once you bother to look beyond governments’ words to their deeds, you see that energy security elbowed its way ahead of emissions cuts in many countries’ hierarchy of needs after the Ukraine war caused a global spike in gas prices.
The hunt is on for more hydrocarbons.

Quick, another distraction ...

After the fallout from the global pandemic, the spike in energy costs as Russia invaded Ukraine, and punishing U.S. tariffs, the war in the Middle East is ramping up the price of key raw materials once again and dealing a major blow to Europe's industrial heartland, where costs are higher than other regions. Diane To reports.




How the Ughmann loves those fossil fuels ... especially coal ...

The International Energy Agency says global coal demand rose to a new record high in 2025, with China leading the charge. The agency likes to headline that Beijing is building more wind and solar than any country in history, which is true, but China is also pouring concrete for more new coal-fired plants than the rest of the world combined.
Detailed plant-by-plant tracking by the Centre for Research on Energy and Clean Air and the Global Energy Monitor database shows China commissioned more than 50 new coal-fired power stations in 2025, the largest wave of completions in a decade. Those researchers expect a similar number of new plants to be completed this year and next as a post-Ukraine war surge of approvals works its way through construction.
China now burns about 56 per cent of the world’s coal but power is only part of the story. Nearly 400 million tonnes a year goes as feedstock for coal-to-liquids and coal-to-chemicals plants that make synthetic diesel, gasoline and petrochemicals.
China also is stepping up conventional oil and gas exploration at home and abroad. Chinese capital is powering a coal boom in Indonesia, with more than 40 off-grid coal-fired plants running nickel mining and smelting operations that feed its electric‑vehicle and battery supply chains.
Vietnam has just commissioned the Vung Ang II ultra‑supercritical coal-fired plant, one of six being built under the country’s official power plan.
India is opening new coalmines and targeting more than a billion tonnes of annual production by the end of the decade to feed new blast furnaces and power plants.
The Philippines, Japan and South Korea have all added new coal capacity since 2020, even as their governments talk up phase-down goals.

The unreformed seminarian went giddy at the vision splendid ...  Reuters energy editor Dmitry Zhdannikov said on Thursday (April 30) that an oil surge, caused by the ongoing war in Iran, will have a "massive" impact on consumers across the world, as "everything will become more expensive."




Oils ain't just oils, they're what fixes everything that ails the planet ...

Oil is central to every nation’s energy security and the scramble for new fields and more production is on worldwide.
In the US, the world’s largest oil producer, Donald Trump is urging companies to boost supply in response to the fuel crisis he spawned, and his Department of the Interior is rolling out an expansive new schedule of auctions for the right to drill for oil and gas in federal waters, which is badged as essential “to promote US energy security and affordability”.
No one better embodies the art of walking both sides of the street than Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, who talks up climate leadership while ramping up oil and gas exports.
In November last year Carney signed a memorandum of understanding with Alberta Premier Danielle Smith to build a pipeline to the Pacific Coast, aiming to expand the nation’s oil exports beyond the US market. He also has fast-tracked the Ksi Lisims LNG export terminal, with an eye on Asian gas markets.
After his recent visit to Australia, Carney went to Japan where he pledged that “Canada is in a position where we can double our LNG exports by the end of this decade, and double again by the end of the following decade”.
This should send a loud message to Canberra. Ottawa wants to lock up the same gas markets we depend on; if we do not supply them, it will.
In South America, Argentina is aiming to produce one million barrels of oil a day by 2027 by fracking its giant Vaca Muerta shale field. If it hits its targets it will make Argentina a net exporter of oil and gas, with the potential to generate $35bn to $37bn a year, as much as it makes from agricultural exports.
Brazil is aggressively expanding its oil exploration, even in the environmentally sensitive Amazon River mouth. State-run Petrobras started drilling just before Brazil played host to last year’s UN climate summit.
Riding the wave of soaring oil prices, Russia is cashing in by stepping up production. The world’s third largest oil producer is pumping more than 10 million barrels a day, and there is no shortage of buyers, collectively pouring hundreds of millions of euros a day into its coffers.
Across Africa, tens of billions of dollars are flowing into new oil and gas projects, with several dozen large gas and LNG developments in countries such as Mozambique, Nigeria, Senegal and Mauritania already under construction or close to final approval.

Indeed, indeed, f*ck over the Arctic, and while we're at it, why not f*ck over the Antarctic, teach those bloody useless penguins a lesson as to what's more important in life... The Arctic LNG 2 above is a key project for the Kremlin and became a target of US sanctions because of the Ukraine war. Picture: Reuters




If Vlad the sociopath thinks it's right and good, that's more than enough for the Ughmann ...

Even the polar regions are in play. In the Arctic, Russia and China are expanding LNG projects, ports and shipping routes aimed at tapping offshore oil and gas and getting it to Asian markets, while analysts see their growing web of Antarctic research bases as positioning for future resource claims. Now throw in critical minerals and consider Trump’s deep interest in Greenland through the same lens.
This is an incomplete global survey but it does tend to suggest that Bowen’s assessment of where the world’s compass is pointing in the hunt for fuel security is, well, a tad wayward. Alas, his analysis doesn’t even pass muster at home, where there is bipartisan enthusiasm for hydrocarbon projects.

And so it was time to go domestic, bash Satan's little helper, and winkle out devotees of the fossil fuell lifestyle ... NSW Natural Resources Minister Courtney Houssos says the NSW government is planning ways to ensure “more gas production” is done. Mr Houssos told Sky News Australia that one of the requirements the Minns government is implementing is gas in NSW must be for “use here in Australia”. “For local mums and dads, for local households, for local businesses.”




Renewables? They don't have that pretty flare of fire. 

Completely useless, whereas Minns is the man, as is the wise LIV and writers' festival loving Malinauskas ...

This week Premier Chris Minns declared the NSW government would open new areas for gas exploration in the state for the first time in more than a decade, “taking decisive steps to secure the state’s energy supply for households and businesses”. As an incentive for prospectors the government has slashed the gas exploration licence application fee from $50,000 to $1000.
In Queensland the Crisafulli government has already extended the life of coal-fired power plants and now wants to unlock “the development of Australia’s first oilfield in 50 years at the Taroom Trough, to bolster the nation’s long-term fuel security”.
South Australia’s Peter Malinauskas knows the limits of a wind and solar-dependent grid better than most. In February he announced a new strategic gas reserve, in a “unique and unprecedented” deal under which Santos will supply enough gas each year from 2030 to power a city the size of Adelaide, locked in for a decade.
In the Northern Territory, Chief Minister Lia Finocchiaro has championed the Beetaloo Basin as helping secure Australia’s energy future. Beetaloo Energy has just raised $66.3m to fast-track a pilot project, aiming for first gas sales by late 2026 and positioning the region as a new source of domestic and export supply.
Western Australia is the most gas-dependent economy in Australia, so it is hardly surprising that Premier Roger Cook led the charge to ensure the federal government did not impose a 25 per cent tax on gas exports, warning it would hurt the state and scare off the investment that keeps its lights, and mines, running.

After those celebrations the reptiles slipped in another AV distraction ... Prime Minister Anthony Albanese rules out higher gas tax on existing contracts in next month's budget. Mr Albanese claims the government is “working through details” to increase fuel reserves rather than implementing tax hikes. “We’re pursuing that because that is the right thing to do.”



By this point the pond had lapsed into a sullen resentment ...

This week Anthony Albanese chose WA to put a stake through the heart of the push for a gas tax. But it wasn’t done at the Premier’s behest. The Prime Minister has been engaged in shuttle diplomacy around the region bartering for liquid fuel with Australia’s hydrocarbon chips of gas and coal. He knows Australia wouldn’t have a gas industry if it had not been financed by those nations and they would have told him that their energy security depends on our reliability on price and supply.
This message has been underscored by the Foreign Minister, Penny Wong. She embarked on her own flying fuel mission this week that included having to go cap in hand to China to try to get it to meet the commercial obligations to this nation that it abandoned when the first shots were fired in Iran. To all but a privileged few, Beijing shut down fuel exports to preference its own supply. Surely this must make any foreign minister ponder her nation’s long-term security on the flight home.

The reptiles also became quicker with AV distractions ... Oil companies in China have begun direct talks with Australia’s jet fuel businesses. Foreign Minister Penny Wong met her Beijing counterpart for diplomatic negotiations on jet fuel sales yesterday. She says the talks were an early, but positive sign of co-operation and is praising China’s response to the nation’s fuel security needs. Australia currently has around 30 days of jet fuel.



How the Ughmann loves to dance on the corpse of climate science. 

There's nothing like f*cuking the planet to bring on a sense of the impending rapture in the unreformed seminarian. Once the planet is comprehensively stuffed, his god will swoop down and save the righteous ...

Japan’s Prime Minister will be in Canberra soon. Sanae Takaichi knows that energy resilience is essential to her nation’s survival and will seek assurances that we remain a reliable, predictable supplier. Australia is learning the hard way that fuel security is national security and we have left ourselves dangerously exposed.
Resources Minister Madeleine King also would have been a loud voice in cabinet urging caution on a gas tax. The West Australian is one of the few in Labor’s ranks who understands energy, and holding your nerve in this unhinged era of energy myopia takes courage.
In 2022, when King made the routine announcement of 10 new oil and gas sites for offshore exploration, she said: “Gas enables greater use of renewables domestically by providing energy security. Australian (liquefied natural gas) is also a force for regional energy security and helps our trading partners meet their own decarbonisation goals.”
An aghast journalist wrote that this boilerplate statement of the bleeding obvious sent “a shudder through the sprawling ecosystem of climate activists and scientists in Australia”.

Because the reptiles never want anyone to leave the hive mind - once you check in you can never leave - those interested can check that last quote in the Nine rags in Australia risks mangling the brake and accelerator on climate (*archive link)

They always disappoint, and that's why the Ughmann loves them ...

Resources Minister Madeleine King is considering activating the 'gas trigger' mechanism after an ACCC report forecasted a potential shortfall in the third quarter of the year. The report warns of a possible 12 petajoule shortfall, including a 10 petajoule deficit in July alone, which is roughly a 10 per cent shortfall on expected supply. The Minister has initiated a 30-day consultation period with gas companies to explore solutions. If not satisfied that shortages can be avoided, she has the power to redirect gas earmarked for export to remain onshore. The move could have implications for international trading partners.



And so to despatch climate science with yet another rhetorical flourish ...

This vast ecosystem of richly funded, self-aggrandising, moralising fanatics is responsible for stuffing Australia’s energy choices into the iron maiden of wind, solar and batteries and pretty much nothing else. This is the instrument of self-harm Germany is desperate to escape. The same ideologues are behind the push for a gas tax. It should be clear, even to a casual observer, that they see this as the pathway to shutting the industry down.
But others should know better. Commonwealth Bank chief executive Matt Comyn has joined the ranks of those calling for a gas tax of between 15 per cent and 25 per cent. It would have been better if he apologised for his company’s role in manufacturing our current energy crisis.
Commonwealth Bank has made a big deal about its goal of ending finance for coal, oil and gas and been as good as its word. The bank’s loans to fossil fuels decreased by 92 per cent from 2018 to 2022, from $4bn to $267m. This performative display of morality has done real harm to this nation.

Time to turn the heat on the CBA ... Sky News Business Editor Ross Greenwood analyses the Commonwealth Bank’s profit and revenue over the past six months with profit and revenue both up six per cent.




Does the Ughmann care about the damage he's doing?

Of course not. He's a fanatic, and he's pleasing his masters in his own fanatical way, and that's enough for him, and to hell with the younglings and the planet ...

As a rule of thumb, this column is opposed to the federal government extracting another dollar from anyone because it will just get thrown on the giant money bonfire. But if more tax dollars must be tapped, then the Treasurer will find his mates at the cosseted, taxpayer-underwritten big four banks present far richer fields than coal, oil and gas.
In 2025 Commonwealth Bank cleared north of $10bn in profit, roughly four times Woodside’s take. If there are super profits to be milked then less harm would be done by slapping a big new tax on the banks than by mugging the companies that earn export dollars, support regional security and help keep the lights on.

More a whimper than a bang to end, that plea to keep the lights on, a message that might better directed to King Donald than to the banks...

And so, despite this battering, the pond carries on... on to a meditative Sunday, where the pond will do exactly the same all over again, this time with Polonius prattling about King Donald and climate jihad Jennie George doing the science ...

So much to look forward to if you lead a reptile life.

And speaking of the King, after those interminable tortures, what better way to end than with a comic?




Is comedy the only hope?