Friday, July 10, 2026

In which the narcissist onion muncher, encouraged by "Ned" barely leaves room for the beefy boofhead, Killer Creighton and Our Henry ...

 

With the Islamic Republic of Japan posing a dire, terrifying threat to security, the lizards of Oz showed a stoic indifference this day, and instead did what they do best - put the preening narcissist known as the onion muncher at the top of the digital edition ...



That left the poor old beefy boofhead well down the page, and more of that anon, but first the pond must go with the flow of "Ned's" natter, a relentless promo for his latest tome (the only word to properly evoke his propensity for ponderous pomposity) ...



The header, which somehow managed to suggest that the onion muncher wanted to be sociopathic genocidal ethnic cleanser with a taste for giving South Africa some nukes: ‘Sometimes you’ve got to be a bit Mossad’: Tony Abbott’s bureaucracy battle over borders, MH17 and Barack Obama; The former PM has reveals explosive clashes with Barack Obama over MH17 and defence officials, with his Border Force chief telling him he had to go a ‘bit Mossad’ in his boat turnarounds policy.

The caption for a thankfully uncredited collage, because even AI would struggle if blamed for it: Tony Abbott has revealed his biggest conflicts while prime minister.

The pond has no idea how long this nauseating series of "Ned" book promotions will go on, but offers it as a way of pandering to those who will never fling a shekel in the tome's direction.

Speaking of pandering, this set of insights seems to spend an enormous amount of time contemplating the overweening pride, and self-acknowledged greatness of the onion muncher:

Tony Abbott has revealed a series of conflicts he faced as prime minister including with public servants over his efforts to “stop the boats”, US president Barack Obama after the Russian downing of flight MH17, and the defence hierarchy over his proposal to deploy our troops to Ukraine.
In his interviews for my book, The Twilight of Exceptionalism – the Liberal and Conservative Era 2013-2022, Mr Abbott said the first task facing his government was stopping asylum-seeker boats, but some senior officials were “completely defeatist” and alarmed that Australia would risk conflict with Indonesia.
Mr Abbott said: “At numerous stages, Operation Sovereign Borders could have floundered. The message was, you know, this risks conflict with Indonesia. And I said: ‘Well, so what? That is just the risk we have to run.’ But if that’s your concern, avoiding conflict, you can’t do anything.

Inevitably there had to be a huge shot of the tome's cover, here downsized, The Twilight of Exceptionalism by Paul Kelly.



The pond would have made it smaller if it could have. Won't someone think of the eyeballs!

Now on with the self-congratulations ...

“I mean, this is the problem, you know. Most government policy fails because there are red lines that different people put around it that means it cannot succeed. The red line the officials put around this operation – around this whole desire to stop the boats – meant that you couldn’t actually do it.”
Mr Abbott didn’t want war with Indonesia but he wanted the official mindset to shift in order to commit to his radical military-orientated policy, devised by Scott Morrison as shadow minister. Mr Abbott’s national security adviser, Andrew Shearer, said: “I think there was widespread scepticism whether the policy would work. In parts of the bureaucracy there was a more active level of resistance particularly among some of the government lawyers. For Abbott, this was an existential policy problem, nationally and politically.”

Once again the reptiles interrupted with the very same promotional video, as they kept up the job of separating punters from shekels ...

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Nah, not really, it's more than enough to endure this portion, as the sucker on the teat of Viktor Orbán continued his idle boasting, and "Ned" indulged him ...
Mr Abbott said: “I thought to myself, what would Indonesia do if the boats were coming from Australia to Indonesia illegally? They would just sink them. We just turned them around. But, by hook or by crook, we were going to stop this damn thing. If you don’t have a border, you don’t have a country.”
As PM, Mr Abbott saw OSB as a test of his government’s viability. He wanted all organs of government – civilian, military and intelligence – active participants to achieve the goal. This is what Mr Morrison delivered as minister for immigration and border protection. It was an unorthodox policy with a military commander in charge – Lieutenant-General Angus Campbell – reporting direct to Mr Morrison with strict operational secrecy about events on the water and the boat turnarounds.
Mr Morrison said: “Operation Sovereign Borders was arguably the most compelling aspect of the change of government in 2013.”
In Mr Abbott’s view, he was faced with varying advice from senior officials. The chief of the Defence Force, General David Hurley, later governor-general, felt obliged to tell Mr Abbott the operation must be consistent with international law, provide for safety at sea and ensure that asylum-seeker boats could be safely turned on the water, as well as warning about ties with Indonesia.
“PM, we can do this, but it is not cost-free,” Mr Hurley said. “I cannot guarantee this can be done in a risk-free way.” That was responsible and prudent advice but frustrating for a PM determined to reverse the existing order. 

Then came this startling confession ...

But the official who made the greatest positive impact on Mr Abbott was then Customs and Border Protection Force head Mike Pezzullo, who told Mr Abbott the policy could work, saying “sometimes you’ve got to be a bit Mossad”.

For those who came in late to the story, the disgraced Pezzullo was, in his hey day, a shocking piece of work.

Powerful Home Affairs boss Mike Pezzullo sacked after investigation into backchannel lobbying

Here, have a snap of the miscreant ... Former Customs and Border Protection Force head Mike Pezzullo. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman



Apparently under the Pezzullo "positive impact" and influence, the onion muncher stomped around like an ill-tempered loon...as "Ned's" final gobbet ran on at great length, and the pond decided it would be best left uninterrupted, so other business might eventually get a look in ...

Mr Abbott said: “At one stage we were advised by some sections of the bureaucracy that something we were doing was illegal. I just said to (attorney-general) Brandis, ‘Well, go and get better advice, simple as that’.”
Recalling his visit to Indonesia and meeting with president Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, Mr Abbott said: “I said to him ‘you know, we are going to turn boats around’, and he didn’t respond one way or the other. He just gave me a benign look, as if to say ‘Well, you do what you must’.” Obviously, Indonesia’s president did not give Australia the green light.
Referring to the boat turnbacks, Mr Morrison said: “Angus Campbell’s advice had been, ‘Once you start this, you can’t stop and you need to get it right; if the first test doesn’t work, it’s over.”
Insiders told the author the covert operations by the Australian Secret Intelligence Service, headed by Nick Warner, involving the disruption of the people-smugglers in Indonesia were as effective as the boat turnarounds in halting the trade. In June 2013, before the change of government, Mr Abbott met Mr Warner and raised the issue of what he called “the black arts” – with Mr Warner explaining ASIS did not do assassinations since such activity was outside its defined scope. ASIS was not Mossad. As PM, Mr Abbott raised with officials the capability for final resort action to “take out” the people-smugglers if policy on the water had failed and this was the only means left. Such discussion became academic once the boats were stopped, but Mr Abbott had been interested in a power that ASIS did not possess.
Our intelligence agencies monitored the Indonesian military closely. An official said: “We watched the Indonesian military. At no stage did Indonesia take any military action to counter what we were doing. They never came near the drop-offs for boat turnbacks.” By February 2014 the asylum-seeker boat trade had ended.
But Mr Abbott’s most intense clash with defence and security advisers came after the shooting down over Ukraine of a Malaysia Airlines plane by pro-Russian rebels, with the loss of everyone on board including 38 Australian citizens or residents. Mr Abbott was determined to recover the bodies and soon demanded that Australian troops be sent to the crash site in a joint mission with the Dutch, given a majority of passengers were from the Netherlands.
Three days after the attack Mr Abbott said: “The site is chaotic, it’s absolutely chaotic. The Ukrainian government does not control the location.” During his head of government phone calls, Mr Abbott was frustrated by President Obama, who gave him a briefing.
Mr Abbott said: “I said: ‘Well that is great, Barack, but what is going to happen? A Russian missile has shot down a civilian plane.’ And he said they were following it closely. I couldn’t accept this. I said: ‘This is not good enough, this is an atrocity and what you’re giving me is a whole lot of excuses.’ He got quite miffed and said: ‘No, no, we are doing stuff.’ And I said: ‘Well come on, you know this is just outrageous.’ ”
The bodies were being treated with indifference. Mr Abbott regarded the defiance of the pro-Russian rebels as intolerable: “I kept saying to the National Security Committee: ‘You know, if they were American what would be happening? And they would say: ‘Oh well, the 82nd Airborne would be there by now’.”
When Mr Abbott made his case in the NSC for a Dutch and Australian troop commitment, he met strong resistance from both the new defence force chief, Mark Binskin, and veteran Defence boss Dennis Richardson. Mr Abbott said: “But to me these bureaucrats in uniform, they are not warriors. He (Binskin) was very, very unhappy about the whole thing.”
Air Chief Marshall Binskin had reason to be unhappy since NATO was telling him: “Don’t do anything silly and don’t escalate.” Yet he was facing a PM determined to escalate, saying: “I need a military plan and a military option.” Mr Abbott found it intolerable being told by the defence chiefs there was little Australia could do. An impatient Mr Abbott challenged Air Chief Marshall Binskin directly. Mr Abbott said: “If hostile forces are preventing the recovery of your dead, you have got to go and take them back by force.” Mr Abbott complained in his office about spending $30bn annually on a military budget for no impact when it mattered. At the heart of this dispute was Mr Abbott’s conviction that the defence force must be used more readily and more effectively when faced with a strategic or moral crisis. Describing Mr Abbott, Mr Richardson said: “Tony Abbott was very much a person of action. His first instinct was: What can I do? He was not inclined to stand on the sidelines. That sometimes led him to jumping to a conclusion that was unrealistic.”
Air Chief Marshall Binskin’s caution was warranted. The crash site was controlled by pro-Russian forces located near the border and Mr Abbott was proposing a military intervention in a potentially hostile situation. Mr Shearer said: “There was one meeting where Abbott made it clear he felt he was being stonewalled and was not taken seriously by the defence and military chiefs.”
The proposal was for an Australian-Dutch light armoured brigade to enter the conflict zone and secure the site for the removal of the bodies. The debate within the NSC extended over three days.
But Mr Abbott faced resistance from virtually all defence and military advisers. Throughout the process Mr Richardson systematically outlined the problems with the military option and provided sustained advocacy for Mr Abbott to pull back. At the peak of the debate Mr Abbott rang former defence force chief Angus Houston, whom he had appointed as the government’s envoy in Ukraine. As dawn was breaking over Kyiv, Air Chief Marshall Houston strongly advised Mr Abbott against a troop commitment: “I said a better option is a police commitment – it would be acceptable to all parties and would be able to recover the bodies. I said it was important to eliminate the risk of a miscalculation. We had a long discussion; it was robust but respectable. I was very concerned the Russians would see it as provocative by Australia while a police contingent would be non-threatening. At the end of a long conversation, Tony said ‘okay, Angus, we’ll go with the police option’.”
Mr Abbott was relieved. He said the trauma led to his “most difficult night” as PM. He said: “I kept thinking: Do I really want 1000 Australians to be within 25 miles of the Russian artillery? Thank God, the bodies started moving the next day.”

Sheesh, that's way more than enough, that ensures the pond won't even bother to pick it up at a street library ...

The Twilight of Exceptionalism – The Liberal and Conservative Era, published by Melbourne University Press, is out on July 14.

The pond felt its strength failing ...



Onwards and upwards, but as noted at the start, where did all that onion muncher narcissism leave the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way? 

Almost as a lizard Oz side note, a curiosity, what with his toothless attack on Pauline not nearly as grand as the onion muncher demolishing of Indonesia and the Kenyan socialist ...

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‘Eternity of pain’: Taylor takes on Hanson in major speech
Opposition Leader Angus Taylor says One Nation is a ‘column of smoke’ that will send the country broke, in his biggest attack yet on Pauline Hanson.
By Greg Brown

Oh they tried to make up to him by giving him a slot on the extreme far right, but even here he was at the bottom of the page, what with Killer Creighton top dog...

One Nation wants to fix our country by blowing it up
If you’re considering supporting One Nation, there are at least three reasons to think again.
By Angus Taylor
Contributor

It was just a rehash of a gig at Polonius's palace ...

Angus Taylor is Leader of the Opposition. This is an edited extract from a speech he delivered at The Sydney Institute on Thursday evening.

The speech was constructed in the manner of a school essay, with the beefy boofhead plodding his way through three key points.

As it's in the intermittent archive, the pond contented itself with a teaser trailer ...




By golly, it's not just a hatred of windmills, he's keen to let horses f*ck up the country (*google bot sentient).

No wonder that lettuce is keen to get back in the game ...

What else? Well there was a bog standard contribution to the never ending jihad against the ABC...

Aunty’s man Gavin Fang plays ‘word bingo’ at royal commission
ABC editorial director Gavin Fang dropped every buzzword in the book at the royal commission into antisemitism – but one candid admission cut through the corporate spin.
By James Madden
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And Ben was packing it in his usual way, with Albo at last scoring a reptile nod for doing the dance with an authoritarian Hindu nationalist ...

PM’s all the way with Mr India
Anthony Albanese is all the way with Narendra Modi, as the PM puts faith in Indian leader
Australia needs all the friends it can get right now in a more uncertain and dangerous world. The same goes for India.
By Ben Packham
Foreign affairs and defence correspondent

The immortal Rowe had some thoughts on that one ...



But the pond didn't have the time for any of that because Killer was on the loose, and he wasn't having any of that furriner nonsense, whether curry eater or otherwise ...




The header: How Labor exploits the economic myth of skilled migrants; The greatest mystery is why this economically damaging system, built on the myth of skills, has carried on for so long.
The caption: Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Killer could only manage three minutes but he was at his devastating IPA best.

All the current talk of the joys of having an Indian diaspora in the country clearly sent Killer right off, and he went full nativist, as if born to become member of the Know Nothing party ...

When Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan greeted Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi at Melbourne Airport on Wednesday night, she probably felt a little more confident about her chances at the ballot box in November.
No doubt her confidence was also boosted by the sight of some 40,000 Indian-Australians – a lot of potential and actual marginal seat voters – who packed into Melbourne’s Marvel Stadium on Thursday evening. As one of Labor’s most prominent political strategists, Kos Samaras, pointed out this week, in Victoria “birthplace has become one of the sharpest predictors of the Labor vote”.
“Among Australian-born voters, Labor sits on 24 (per cent). Among voters born overseas, it’s 35. That 11-point gap is Labor’s firewall. Note, that’s 35 with the UK included, which means it’s higher within non-English-speaking background cohorts,” he explained.
It’s no wonder the Premier boasted of how proud she was that Victoria is home to the largest Indian diaspora in the country, at 370,000 strong. Last September she spent a week in China reportedly to demonstrate her solidarity with the similarly electorally powerful Chinese community.

Damn you, you bloody furriners, don't imagine you're welcome, Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan's original post welcoming the Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi misspelled his name.



Killer decided he'd offer a nativist cold shower, an IPA braying of the first water ...

Perhaps our leaders would be justified if Australia’s immigration program were delivering the economic benefits repeatedly promised by governments of both persuasions. The evidence increasingly suggests otherwise.
“Economically, we need immigration. We need the skills,” Immigration Minister Tony Burke said in May, while extolling the nation’s “well-targeted immigration program”. It turns out this oft-repeated claim has been a gigantic misconception for years.
Of 2.4 million permanent visas issued between the 2012 and 2025 financial years, fewer than 779,000 (32 per cent) were actually allocated to skilled migrants, according to new Institute of Public Affairs research, published this week.
That’s because around half of the so-called “skilled” intake – which is around two-thirds of the total – is made up of the spouses, partners and children of the skilled immigrants themselves. In other words, the vast bulk of immigrants coming to Australia were never chosen for their skills beyond choosing dependency wisely.
Job vacancies were 45 per cent higher in May than before the pandemic, according to ABS data out earlier this week, suggesting the massive influx of non-skilled labour over the past few years has done little to plug alleged shortages. Vacancies were 90 per cent higher in healthcare and social assistance than before the pandemic, making a mockery of South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas’s claim immigrants were necessary to “wipe your bum”. That logic would be news to Japan, of course, whose elderly population is doing just fine.

Say what, the elderly in the Islamic Republic of Japan are doing just fine?

The pond had to reach back some considerable time for Norimitsu Onishi's poignant, award-winning story in the both siderest NY Times ... A Generation in Japan Faces a Lonely Death (*intermittent archive link)

Talk about bleak ...




Sheesh, the pond would settle for a foreign born carer every day of the week, in much the same way that the pond's mother discovered that an Islamic from the Philippines came in mighty handy, and was a nice person to boot, in her hour of need.

Quick, a distracting snap ... Immigration Minister Tony Burke addresses the House of Representatives. Picture: Hilary Wardhaugh / Getty Images



Killer carried on with the No Nothing vibe ...

“The end result was that you had a lot of people coming in who there was no way you could describe as highly skilled,” conceded former Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet head Martin Parkinson earlier this year.
Is it any wonder, then, that Australian living standards have begun to rapidly decline? It’s entirely possible a significant chunk of Australia’s non-skilled immigration is a net drain on local taxpayers.
The OECD’s International Migration Outlook from 2021, which included Australia, found the economic contribution of immigrants was “persistently small during the 2006‑18 period … for most countries” and could be negative.
About half a dozen European nations, including Sweden, Denmark and Switzerland, have introduced voluntary financial incentives for some migrants to return home.
“It would be highly unlikely” Australians would ever have agreed to an immigration system that’s led to more than 10 per cent of the population living here indefinitely on temporary visas, Parkinson added.
The idea bureaucrats in Canberra can determine “shortages” of various occupations at all let alone in a timely manner is ludicrous. Auctioneers are on the current immigration “skilled occupation” list, while home building trades are not, despite the supposed housing supply crisis. Only half of skilled immigrants were still working in the occupation they nominated one year after they applied for their visa, according to 2024 Grattan Institute research.

The reptiles slipped in a snap of said Martin Parkinson ...



...but the pond would have much preferred something visual in line with the Killer's No Nothing vibe, such as an 1854 Boston poster found here...



That's more like it, and it was downhill for the Killer after that, with those bloody pesky, difficult, uppity furriners sent packing...

The greatest mystery is why this economically damaging system built on the myth of skills has carried on for so long. Housing costs have increased and the quality of university education has eroded significantly. Polls show large majorities of Australians want a major reduction in immigration numbers.
To borrow from outgoing British Labour Prime Minister Keir Starmer, native-born Australians, especially in the capital cities, appear to feel increasingly like strangers in their own country at the same time as record inflation saps their purchasing power.
The interests of big business and the higher education sector (which profit from ever larger immigration) appear to have overwhelmed the national interest. But mass immigration changes political incentives too.
Brisbane City Council, the largest in the country, has come under pressure from Canberra in recent months to speed up citizenship ceremonies, according to a very well-placed source. Let’s hope that has nothing remotely to do with locking in votes.
Adam Creighton is chief economist at the Institute of Public Affairs.

Exactly so ...



Shouldn't that be "in the marinade in which they come"?

That left the pond with just one final duty, it being, as every herpetology student and Molesworth knos, Our Henry day.

Unfortunately this day the hole in bucket man went for Jew v. Jew action, which while entirely suited to the Australian Daily Zionist News, left the pond indifferent, with the chance of references to Thucydides much reduced ...



The header: Louise Adler distorts history and betrays the Jewish cause; Adler recycles Soviet lies, misrepresents her own father’s work and replaces historical truth with crude left wing ideology.

The caption: Louise Adler appearing on 7.30 following her resignation from Adelaide Writers' Week. Picture: ABC

Ah, it's the old Commie swine Soviet slur ...

Our Henry indulged in a furious five minute fulmination, which might well have pleased Benji and the far right fundamentalists currently in charge of the government of Israel, and which served as a most excellent distraction from the ethnic cleansing currently going down ...

Two days ago, Louise Adler posted to Instagram a 1997 Shoah Foundation clip of her late father, historian Jacques Adler, recalling his participation, aged 15, in the Communist resistance in occupied Paris. The clip, she declared, “testifies to the long history of Zionist collaboration and collusion with Nazis; and the always closely-related tendency to distort and exploit holocaust history”.
Adler clearly believes she is dealing with ignorant fools. But historical reality is less accommodating. For what Adler advances is not a stray remark; it is a categorical claim, stated as settled fact – one serious historians of the Holocaust have spent decades investigating. Their conclusion is unequivocal: Adler’s assertions of “Zionist collaboration and collusion with Nazis” are demonstrably false.
It is undoubtedly true that Jewish organisations, including those of the Zionist movement, had contacts with the German authorities throughout the 1930s, and even during the war, some of which produced formal agreements.
The best known is the 1933 Haavara Agreement, under which German Jews emigrating to Palestine could transfer part of their assets in the form of German export goods.

The reptiles stirred up Our Henry ... A social media post by Louise Adler. Picture: Instagram



The hole in bucket man went historical, but as for Thucydides, forget it, not this time ...

But none of that can be understood outside its historical context. Those who dealt with the German authorities in the 1930s – Zionist and non-Zionist alike – did so believing the Nazis’ objective was to dispossess Germany’s Jews and drive them out of Germany, not to exterminate them. As Frank Nicosia, the leading historian of these pre-war contacts, has shown, Nazi Jewish policy before 1941 was one of “emigration and expulsion”; and given that policy, the Zionists’ aim was to help Jews escape, if possible to the land of Israel.
The alternative was to leave them in a situation where all of their rights were being removed, their livelihoods shattered and their magnificent cultural heritage demolished.
Those negotiations always took place under conditions of overwhelming coercion. The Jewish organisations had no bargaining power: they confronted a regime that could confiscate their property, imprison their leaders and destroy their communities at will. As Nicosia puts it, “to suppose that any Jewish organisation in Hitler’s Germany prior to the ‘final solution’ had the option of refusing to work on some level with the state is fantasy”.
That is why Adler’s language of “collaboration” is not simply inflammatory but analytically incorrect. As historians have repeatedly argued, accommodation – concessions extracted under duress, in the hope of limiting catastrophe – is one thing; collaboration, which presupposes a measure of freedom, a shared objective, or an anticipated benefit, entirely another.
The arrangements Jewish organisations reached were “an avoidance response to threat”, wrote Helen Fein in her classic study of the determinants of Jewish survival during the Holocaust; they were, in that sense, quite different from collaboration, which requires “reward, incentive, or mutuality of goals”. To negotiate with a gunman threatening your life is not to be his accomplice.
Whatever moral anguish those negotiations entailed – and the Zionists involved repeatedly recorded the torment of bargaining with their persecutors – the plain historical fact is that they saved lives. The Haavara Agreement enabled some 60,000 German Jews to leave the Reich, taking with them at least part of their assets, in the years before escape became all but impossible. Likewise, the Kasztner-Becher negotiations, Raoul Wallenberg’s protective passports and the international pressure that halted the Budapest deportations in July 1944 are widely credited with saving tens of thousands of Hungarian Jews.

The reptiles slipped in an AV distraction which continued Our Henry's pogrom (and which offered another chance to add to the reptiles' never ending ABC jihad): Former ambassador to Israel Dave Sharma says he thought the ABC’s interview with Adelaide Writers’ Week Director Louise Adler was “one-sided”. Ms Adler – a Jewish woman herself – discussed Israel’s military operation against Hamas in Gaza on the ABC, saying it is “incumbent upon humanity” to look at what’s happening in Gaza and to say, “we will not accept this, we will say no, not in our name”. “It didn’t present different perspectives on this conflict,” Mr Sharma told Sky News host Sharri Markson. “I thought the analogy of the Holocaust was incredibly distasteful and entirely wrong, factually. “There is one party to this conflict who does want to commit genocide, and that is Hamas.”




Actually Hamas is too inept, too incapable to put together a decent genocide. 

For that you need a proper theocratic state apparatus of the kind available to the current fundamentalist government of Israel, and are they doing it in style, or what?

As for the highly esteemed, full disrespect Sharri? 

Isn't she better off peddling nonsense in relation to restaurant stings?

What to say? All the pond can note is that Jew on Jew action is much more virulent than the average bout of anti-Semitism ...

None of this resembles the “collusion” Adler alleges. It is instead the history of desperate people, stripped of every real source of power, extracting what little safety they could from murderers who relished their absolute control over life and death.
So where does the accusation of “a long history of Zionist collaboration and collusion with Nazis” come from, if not from the historical record? It comes from the Soviet campaign to delegitimise Zionism.
That campaign began in the early 1950s, but, as William Korey and Izabella Tabarovsky each meticulously documented, it gained fresh momentum as the 40th anniversary of victory over Nazi Germany approached. It had a clear purpose: to neutralise the inconvenient fact of Stalin’s pact with Hitler, divert attention from Soviet antisemitism and strengthen the Soviet links with the violently antisemitic Arab states.
Spearheaded by the USSR’s Anti-Zionist Committee, the campaign – which featured pamphlets with titles such as The Criminal Alliance of Zionism and Nazism – was conceived, financed and exported by Moscow through allied organisations across the West, including Australia. Robert Wistrich described the resulting propaganda for what it was: “grotesque Soviet libels”.
It is no accident that one of the campaign’s most prominent advocates was Mahmoud Abbas, the head of the Palestinian Authority. His 1983 doctoral thesis, submitted in Moscow under Soviet auspices, advanced the claim that Zionist leaders had encouraged the Holocaust for their own political ends – a central theme of Soviet propaganda that he helped transform into an integral part of Palestinian rhetoric.
Adler is therefore once again repeating falsehoods manufactured by the Kremlin, transmitted internationally through the Soviet anti-Zionist apparatus and, from there, infused into the zeitgeist of contemporary leftism.
What makes this grotesque, however, is that Adler’s claims are contradicted by her own father. Jacques Adler’s scholarly account of the Jews of wartime Paris shows that Zionist responses to the Nazi occupation ranged from Hashomer Hatzair’s determination to fight alongside the Resistance to Kadmi Cohen’s attempt to secure legal recognition from the Germans.

Cue a distracting snap, A picture taken just after the liberation by the Soviet army in January, 1945 shows a group of children wearing concentration camp uniforms. Picture: AP Photo



Cue a final blast ...

But he is equally clear that Cohen represented a minute fringe wholly disconnected from the major Zionist organisations. And he states, without ambiguity, “no Jewish organisation ever tried to justify ideological ‘collaboration’ with the Germans, nor were they tempted by the rewards promised for such ‘collaboration’ ”. (sic)
That Adler would misrepresent her father’s overall finding – which bears no relationship to the sweeping indictment of Zionism that his daughter now advances in his name – is truly extraordinary.
Yet it is no accident. For what this charade exposes is not Zionism. It is a habit of mind. Adler accuses others of distorting Holocaust history. But she does precisely that herself. She flattens those trapped in the machinery of destruction into ideological caricatures, instead of recognising them as human beings desperately improvising under a gun. Hers is judgment delivered from an armchair upon people in a furnace, by someone who will never have to discover, as Conrad’s Lord Jim puts it, what “can be wrung out of us only by some cruel catastrophe”.
Nor is this an isolated lapse. It is a recurring feature of the left-wing political culture Adler epitomises: the reduction of history to moral theatre, in which what actually happened matters only insofar as it can be mobilised in today’s ideological struggles. History, in this mindset, ceases to be a factual inquiry into the past and becomes a weapon in the politics of the present.
The Holocaust – the greatest catastrophe ever to befall the Jewish people – deserves better. Its realities must be confronted, not conscripted, remembered, not rewritten. That is the obligation its horrors impose on us all. In choosing to ignore it, Louise Adler has not merely devalued her own father’s lifework; she has betrayed the ideals she so loudly purports to embrace.

The pond realises that once Our Henry, a devoted Zionist, gets on his hobby horse for the Australian Daily Zionist News, there's no stopping him.

Sure, it makes risible his blather about being keen on factual inquiry, but whatever ...

Meanwhile, the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and the West Bank goes on, a new genocide is being conducted, and the Greater Israel project continues unmolested, and Our Henry shows an almost infinite taste for the sort of splintering schismatics that made for a great Monty Python sketch ... and all the pond can do is mourn the way that yet another chance for genuine entertainment has gone missing in the lizard Oz:




And now, in the search for mindless, meaningless entertainment, this ...




Thursday, July 09, 2026

In which only "Ned" makes the cut, but there's plenty of fish heads for those wanting to ferret in the intermittent archive bin ...

 

The pond on its return from the big smoke discovered that the lizard Oz had turned itself into a book publicity campaign, with nattering "Ned" imagining that he was some kind of Haberman/Swan down under, worthy of being top of the digital hive mind, ma ...



...except that it concerned that epic dropkick and clap happy loser, Slo Mo, in his Covid days (waiter, put on Miles Davis's Kind of Blue).

The pond gave a deep, wearied sigh...



The header: Scott Morrison’s mea culpa on Covid error that contributed to election rout; Scott Morrison concedes his legal fight against WA’s border closure contributed to the Coalition’s 2022 election loss, adding he now believes the policy was the right call.

The caption for the tedious uncredited collage, heralding a tedious foray into the past: Former prime minister Scott Morrison concedes his legal challenge against former WA premier Mark McGowan’s border closure was a political ‘disaster’.

Who cares? Who gives a FF?

Why did the pond bother? 

Well perhaps someone is curious about the book, and wants just the lowlights as a way of avoiding an actual inspection of the tedious tome itself...

Former prime minister Scott Morrison concedes his mistake in the Covid crisis, saying his legal campaign against the closure of the West Australian border was a political “disaster” and reveals he has changed his mind about the border policy of WA’s then Labor premier Mark McGowan.
In his interviews for my book The Twilight of Exceptionalism – The Liberal and Conservative Era 2013-22, Mr Morrison said he now believed closing the WA border was a sensible move – although his opposition at the time was critical in Labor winning four seats in WA, allowing the West to underpin the Albanese majority at the 2022 federal election.

This is what the reptiles are hoping will make punters unleash their precious shekels? Seems so ...

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In typical clap happy fashion, SloMo cunningly explained it wasn't his fault, it wasn't really anything to do with him, he just went along with the mob ...

Mr Morrison initially supported Clive Palmer’s High Court action that claimed Mr McGowan’s closed borders – which lasted 697 days – were in breach of section 92 of the Constitution guaranteeing free movement between states.
The former PM said he had been encouraged to take action by two WA colleagues, Mathias Cormann and Christian Porter. “It was a massive mistake. But Mathias and Christian advised me to do it,” he said. “Greg (Hunt) said to exercise caution, but he was a lone voice. At the start there was no pushback from any Western Australians in our cabinet.
“But I knew within a short time it was a disaster. I went to work with Mark (McGowan) to fix it. I can’t blame the Labor Party for using that against me. I mean, why wouldn’t they? And I don’t hold it against Mark either. So yes, it was a disaster. I don’t think we would have lost as many seats in WA as we did.”

This morose, maundering wander through the past is what the reptiles hope will trigger sales? Seems so, because they slipped in a massive snap of the cover, The Twilight of Exceptionalism by Paul Kelly is out on Tuesday July 14

The pond shrank it to the right size ...



The pond is supposed to give a flying fig about all this? (Use your own curse words, but beware the google bot):

The then Assistant Minister to the PM, Ben Morton, a West Australian, said: “The impression left was that the prime minister was saying that Western Australia had got it wrong. The people were never going to accept that. I went to work to get the decision reversed but it was too late. The issue was being presented as Palmer versus the entire state with Morrison on Palmer’s side.”
While Mr Morrison later withdrew, the damage had been done. It was Mr Morrison’s worst mistake in the politics of Covid because it had the most lethal direct impact – turning WA from a Liberal stronghold into a Labor on at the election that destroyed the Morrison government.
But Mr Morrison’s reassessment goes far beyond the High Court case. He now agrees with Mr McGowan’s decision on the border, an extraordinary rethink.
“I have a different view now. In the first few weeks and months of the pandemic we didn’t really talk about borders,” he said. “We had closed the international border, but what did that mean internally?
“We didn’t give that enough thought because, ultimately, I think the West Australian border made a lot of sense. It didn’t disrupt the national economy. The border was in a remote area. The borders between Victoria and NSW and between NSW and Queensland were a completely different issue.”
Mr McGowan ensured his state remained remarkably Covid-free and without most of the restrictions imposed on other states. At the 2021 state poll he turned the West into a de facto one-party state and for a long time enjoyed an approval rating above 90 per cent, a success unmatched anywhere in our political history.

Could it get any more tedious? Of course it could, bring in comrade Dan, though some might get a snort, a giggle or a laugh out loud moment at the thought of SloMo being "a professional" ...

As a professional, Mr Morrison respected the political skill of both Mr McGowan and Victorian premier Daniel Andrews but his treatment of Mr Andrews was seen as too soft by both his treasurer Josh Frydenberg and health minister Mr Hunt.
Mr Frydenberg said: “The problem was that he (Morrison) thought he could work with Daniel Andrews, but every time Andrews saw an opportunity to whack Morrison, he did. There was no quid pro quo. You saw that whether it was on the vaccine rollout, social restrictions, or funding programs where Victoria always wanted more money. The premiers whacked the federal government if it suited their domestic politics.”

What an astonishing revelation, worth repeating ...

The premiers whacked the federal government if it suited their domestic politics.

Who'd have thunk it?

Why the pond will have to do an extraordinary rethink of the relationship between the states and the feds, as the reptiles slipped in a snap ... Police officers and Royal Australian Navy personnel stop drivers on the West Australian border during the pandemic. Picture: AAP



Want further evidence that "Ned's" tome (the pond uses the word advisedly) isn't up to snuff?

Attacking Mr Andrews’ policies that put Victoria in a massive cumulative lockdown, Mr Hunt said: “There was no explanation for the curfew. There was no explanation for the 5km rule. There was no real explanation for a children’s playground being taped off. No medical advice was ever provided on these measures.
“We accepted that Victoria went into hard lockdown because they completely lost control of their contact tracing, but we didn’t accept individual measures which were at odds with our medical advice. It was clear many of these were (the) premier’s decisions or Victorian cabinet decisions taken without medical advice but for control or other purposes.
“We need to put in place protocols to make it difficult for premiers to do this again.”

Hunt? The name is vaguely familiar, perhaps we need to put protocols in place to ensure he never appears again.

The next caption repeated what had already been written, Scott Morrison, right, was accused by some in his cabinet of being too soft on then Victorian premier Daniel Andrews, left. Picture: Getty Images



Woulda, coulda, shoulda ...

Mr Morrison believed one of the worst instances of premiers acting for political, not health, reasons was their compulsion to close schools as there was no advice to this effect from chief medical officer Brendan Murphy.
“Our very strong view was that schools should not be shut. There was no medical evidence to support it. This was being driven by the state teachers’ federations – it was about teachers’ health, not children’s health. I said in national cabinet, ‘Brendan (Murphy) is here. He’s telling you there’s no medical reason to shut schools, so why are you doing it?’ I said: ‘You have every right as premiers to make the decisions you want, but you don’t get to go out and make up health advice. Don’t pretend that’s why you’re doing this’.”
Claims by many conservatives that Mr Morrison should have waged a political campaign against the premiers and brought them under control are fatuous. Mr Morrison’s former chief of staff, John Kunkel, said: “The federation did not permit that. Yet the media encouraged this thinking and the populist conservatives encouraged it. They promoted themselves. They weren’t serious commentators on Morrison.”
The Twilight of Exceptionalism – The Liberal and Conservative Era, published by Melbourne University Press, is out on July 14.

The pond apologises. That's not the glorious big splash the pond was hoping to make on its return ...

On the upside, at least "Ned" helped the pond avoid yet another sampling of the Australian Daily Zionist News...

I’ve seen less Jew-hatred in Muslim countries
After almost three decades as an Israeli diplomat, I’ve never seen such levels of antisemitism as I’ve witnessed in Australia.
By Hillel Newman

Well he would say that, wouldn't he, and so would the lizard Oz echo chamber, with a patented EXCLUSIVE that simply regurgitates Newman's piece ... two for the price of one ...

EXCLUSIVE
Australia the worst country I’ve seen for antisemitism, says Israeli envoy
Australian antisemitism worse than in Muslim nations, declares Israel’s top diplomat
Hillel Newman has called the nation’s antisemitism scourge significantly worse than the two Muslim countries where he was previously ambassador.
By Richard Ferguson

Just a way of making a living, eh Fergo?

That old saw came out for another dance ...

“When people march and chant ‘From the river to the sea’, they are calling for the annihilation of the state of Israel. That is a sign.”

The problem?



If even Benji is deeply anti-Semitic,  if he's calling for the annihilation of Israel, then Israel has a real problem ...

As for the rest of the rabble, Dame Slap was still hanging around like a bad smell ...

Shag, marry, kill?’ Sorry folks, I’m with Albo on this one
Let’s play an experiment, ladies: Keating, Hawke, Rudd. If I were to say to you ‘shag, marry, kill’ you’d probably have an answer straight off the bat. I certainly do.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

Spoiler alert. She isn't really with Albo, she slags him off every which way, but the pond will leave yesterday's droppings to the intermittent archive.

If the pond wanted fun with Albo, it'd settle for the infallible Pope ...





And if it wanted a female columnist being witty, it would settle for a serve of Marina Hyde. Mad King Donald's World Cup follies, Taylor getting hitched, and so on, and what's not to like?

Heck while the pond is at it, cutting reptiles dead like a Becky Sharp, why not send Miles off to the cornfield ...

The real reason the CCP hates America
The CCP does not fear America itself, but the ideals it represents – ideals capable of inspiring the very people the party seeks to control.
By Miles Yu

American ideals? On what mad King Donald part of the planet is Miles living?

The pond was titillated enough to sample Miles and see how he dealt with mad King Donald's reinvention of "American ideals", and could only come up with this ...

Donald Trump flies over the 60-foot high faces of (from left to right) Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln carved into the granite in Marine One at Mount Rushmore National Memorial. Picture: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images



That's it? That's the sole mention of mad King Donald in a treatise on newly minted American ideals?

A mention in a caption for a snap?

And it got worse, ending with this blather, entirely out of sorts with the currently disunited States, ruled by a grifter and a con artist ...

...It is the idea that free societies flourish through openness, liberty, equality and consent of the governed, while dictatorships survive only through coercion, censorship and fear.

You guessed it. Mr Yu was inside the Bezos tent, a rag much reduced by a billionaire's whims ...

Miles Yu is director of the China Centre at the Hudson Institute. This article was first published in The Washington Post

Sorry, you must do much better, Mr Yu, before the pond pays any attention to you ...



Desperate stuff, and the pond also ruled out Alex...

Australia needs to stop snubbing TAFE for universities
Employers are crying out for occupational skills that are taught in a TAFE classroom rather than a university lecture theatre.
By Alex White

Why?

Alex White is chief executive of the Victorian TAFE Association.

Well he would scribble that, wouldn't he?

Lastly the pond had to rule out Eric ...

Defining moment’: Telstra outage a bigger problem for CEO
Cracks in the network have put Telstra’s high-cost, premium reputation on the line.
By Eric Johnston
Associate Editor

Why? The notion that Telstra has a premium reputation was too bizarre to contemplate...

Did Eric entirely miss that recent yarn, Telstra, Optus and TPG forced to publish new mobile coverage maps?

Despite living barely 10 minutes west of the largest inland city in New South Wales, Uranquinty residents have long struggled to get the major telcos to understand just how bad their mobile reception is.
"We had a telco executive come out once to discuss the issues we were having with reception and he was sitting on the back verandah of one of our homes and was challenged to call the owner of the home," Deb Bewick recalled.
She said he was "surprised" when he could not make the call so close to Wagga Wagga.

Tell the pond about it. Sitting in the Sydney-Melbourne train is like being in a Faraday cage, at its most effective at blocking all signals around Wagga Wagga.

So being in Sydney with no phone yesterday was just more of the same.

Again the pond apologies for the dismal crock of reptiles on parade this day.

If the pond had had its druthers, it would have been featuring a version of le stylo-plume, courtesy the immortal Rowe ...



Or better still, Nige and Pauline...



The pond is looking forward to Nige v. Count Binface, with little England making a great attempt to upstage mad King Donald in the entertainment stakes ...



A postscript:

Speaking of Pauline and monoculture, as some do, the pond was vastly relieved yesterday at the chance to drop in to Sydney's Chinatown, which has had some bigly changes since the pond last made a visit ...

There were inexplicable visual mysteries, with this sighting in Kimber Lane ...



There were also signs that 'monoculture' never had a chance. 

The pond and partner attended a Thai restaurant, and discovered we were of totally unique origins ... of some 50 or so in the diner, we were the only visible signs of a non-Asian heritage, at least until another couple turned up, and we became only slightly unique.

Elsewhere on our wanderings we reverted to being totally unique.

Strolling around the markets felt like being in an Asian outpost, and nothing wrong with that, because it was invigorating, if at times disconcerting when seeing the sort of games that distracted the younglings. 

And if you happen to be wandering around the markets (a long way from ancient Paddy's markets times) and you need a script filled at 8 pm, there was a franchise pharmacy open, with an adept, attentive pharmacist at hand. The pond suspects she might have been of Vietnamese descent, but only because she was a parishioner at St Josephs, a Catholic church just up the road from the pond's old digs.

In short, it's too late for the monoculture brigade, unless they happen to plan mass deportations of an ICE kind, and the pond can't imagine the country standing for it, because the Thai meal was good, and the markets a great place to acquire a lucky cat, and we all need a bit of luck sometimes...

Now back to that entertainment, free for all to enjoy ...


 


 Is it wrong to also enjoy the suffering?


 


Tuesday, July 07, 2026

In which ancient Troy sets the pace, there's yet another nuking of the country, "Ned" flogs a tome, and Dame Groan embarks on a snake-bashing day ...

 

A little housekeeping: the pond will be in the big smoke tomorrow morning, so the pond will not be keeping company with the reptiles, but given the way the pond's penultimate post attracted a measly two comments, it's likely nobody will much care. 

Those who do can head off to the intermittent archive for their reptile fix, and hopefully the pond will be back in business on Thursday.

Meanwhile, on with the entertainment ... with ancient Troy coming at ya ...



The header: Taylor’s lurch to the right will lead Liberal Party to extinction; At a time of existential crisis for the Liberals, Angus Taylor has taken the party backward since he became leader in February.
The caption for the collage, as Emilia strikes again: Pauline Hanson, Anthony Albanese and Angus Taylor. Artwork by Emilia Tortorella. Sources: iStock

The only reason the pond decided to spend quality time with ancient Troy - a bigly four minutes - was to settle the vexed question of the lettuce.

Would the lettuce have to come out of retirement to stage yet another gladiatorial contest with an incumbent?

It took ancient Troy a long time to get there, but eventually he did...

Invitations for the Conservative Political Action Conference in October have gone out. They feature Liberal leader Angus Taylor flanked by Nationals leader Matt Canavan and One Nation leader Pauline Hanson. There it is, the image suggests, the future three-party coalition of conservatives seeking to govern Australia.
“Angus Taylor. Pauline Hanson. Matt Canavan,” the invitation from the far-right CPAC says, enticing supporters to come to Brisbane. “Different lanes of the same movement, in the same room, pointed at the same goal: changing the government and getting Australia back on course.”
This association is toxic for the Coalition. To be linked with the far-right xenophobic, nativist, populist Hanson as part of her movement at the same place with an identical purpose is ruinous branding for the once mainstream centre-right party. What on earth is Taylor thinking? There is good reason Sussan Ley avoided CPAC like the plague.
The Liberal Party risks being devoured by One Nation if it does not seek to defeat the Hanson party. Taylor seems to miss this fundamental point even though the evidence is blindingly obvious. The rise in support for One Nation has come mostly at the expense of the Liberal and National parties. Unless the Coalition fights One Nation, it will be replaced by One Nation.
At a time of existential crisis for the Liberals, Taylor has taken the party backward since he became leader in February. His MPs are openly questioning the party’s strategy, philosophy, policies and image. He lost a safe seat – Farrer – and thus presides over a smaller party than the one he inherited. He’s losing Jonno Duniam from the frontbench. And the Liberal Party is tanking in the polls.

Sheesh, that doesn't sound at all positive for the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way ...Angus Taylor atthe (sic) LNP Conference in Brisbane. Picture: John Gass



Rowing against the tide and conventional reptile wisdom - hadn't Polonius himself blessed the beefy boofhead as the right sort of chap as recently as Sunday?- ancient Troy carried on with his litany of despair ...

The Coalition primary vote has fallen to another diabolical record low of 17 per cent, according to Newspoll. This is a political party in its death throes. Labor, for all its ups and downs in and out of government, has never reached that low in more than 40 years of Newspoll. The Liberal Party resembles a minor party, on the fringes, polling not much higher than the far-left Greens.
The political circumstances, however, could not have been more favourable for Taylor. He was given the gift of Anthony Albanese and Jim Chalmers breaking iron-clad election promises on negative gearing, capital gains tax and trusts, facing a huge public backlash and forced to retreat, yet the Liberal leader could not capitalise on it.
When Taylor toppled Ley, his promise was that he would do better than her. Approaching six months on, Taylor is floundering and performing worse than his predecessor. Nobody knows what the party stands for under his leadership: he has failed to define the party’s purpose or craft new policies. He is a terrible communicator. That was evident when he could not state that he supported multiculturalism.
His colleagues, including deputy Jane Hume, had no problem supporting a multicultural Australia. Queensland Premier David Crisafulli said at the weekend his LNP government supports multiculturalism. What message does Taylor’s stumbling equivocation send to migrant communities that have deserted the Liberal Party at recent elections?

Cue a snap of malevolent Melissa ...Melissa McIntosh holds a press conference in the Mural Hall at Parliament House. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman.



Ancient Troy continued, inconsolable ...

The party’s dire position prompted calls for a “rebrand” from Liberal frontbencher Melissa McIntosh. This cannot be interpreted any other way than a critique of the party and its leader. But McIntosh is right.
The party does need to rediscover what it stands for, what its purpose is and who it wants to represent. As she said, it goes beyond image to values, policy and strategy.
The party seems to have given up on reclaiming previously safe seats in Liberal heartlands from the teals. Tim Wilson had luck on his side when he regained Goldstein at the last election but winning back other seats held by teals seems to be a low priority. Yet this is where the party’s shrinking membership and donors still predominantly live.
While it is highly unlikely the Liberal Party can return to government without winning back seats lost to independents in multiple states, it is unlikely to survive as a major political force unless it takes on One Nation strongly.
Yet senior Liberals are refusing to rule out preference deals with One Nation or power sharing in a coalition government. So rattled is the Liberal Party that MP Tony Pasin, a close colleague of Taylor, went public urging a deal with One Nation to carve up the seats they will target and “work hand-in-glove” to defeat Labor. This is the three-way conservative coalition in all but name.

At this point the pond became confused, because the reptiles introduced a snap of ...NSW Minister for Transport David Elliott



... while ancient Troy dubbed him a "former NSW minister".

Whatever, it led to a gloomy conclusion:

If Taylor does not have enough problems or know how to deal with them, another has lobbed in his inbox: the NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption’s Operation Rosny, an inquiry that will, among other things, examine electoral donations and branch stacking in the already dysfunctional NSW division of the Liberal Party.
Former NSW minister David Elliott said Taylor should resign over his relationship with Catholic Schools NSW chief executive Dallas McInerney, a close ally and fundraiser for Taylor, who has stepped aside during the investigation. Taylor dismissed Elliott’s allegations as “nonsense”. Senior Liberals say they are worried what will be uncovered and who will be implicated.
Meanwhile, Andrew Hastie stands in the wings. The Liberal leader-in-waiting has signalled he is up for the fight against One Nation. He has the cut-through Taylor lacks and says he will not be intimidated by “a relentless campaign of personal attacks” over possibly being called as a witness in the war crimes trial of Ben Roberts-Smith. Taylor was never going to be the messiah for the Liberals. The party has started to consider alternatives. The clock is ticking on his leadership.

Not a ticking clock, ancient Troy, it sounds like the lettuce must come out of retirement. Say the word, and it's ready to do battle ...

What's remarkable is that this dirge of despair comes as the government does its best to give the beefy boofhead a break.



Not to worry, Tuesdays at the lizard Oz always feature stale offerings from aged hacks, and the pond is keen to freshen up the algae-laden waters with fresh insights.

Come on down a certain Cristina Talacko, who has never appeared in the pond before.

A little reheating is necessary, because she was out and about yesterday in the hive mind, but hey, she's one of those "we need to nuke the country to save the planet" types, and the pond is always keen to celebrate the genre.

First a word of introduction.

Christine can be found at the Mothers for Nuclear site - no, the pond didn't invent that name, it really does exist with this her pitch.

Nuclear energy is one of the safest, most heavily regulated technologies in existence. Its carbon footprint is as low as wind and lower than solar. And the next generation of reactors, smaller, faster to build, and even safer, is already on the horizon.

Ah, the horizon.

And she could be found furiously scribbling for the AFR on a couple of occasions, both saved by the pond to the intermittent archive.

Australia toys with its own ‘Why Nations Fail’ moment on energy
It’s dangerous when institutions are captured by their own storyline. Faith in renewables has become an identity, and that’s a lot harder to tweak than policy.

There tended to be a certain sameness to the offerings and the rhetoric.

Inter alia ...

A decade ago, leaders might have claimed ignorance. Today, globalisation and real-time information remove that excuse. Around the world, advanced economies treat energy as strategic infrastructure – the foundation of economic competitiveness and national sovereignty. Crucially, they are adjusting course where reality demands it.
Germany is the most striking example. Once the global champion of renewables-first strategy, Germany now faces some of the highest electricity prices in the OECD and is being forced to strengthen gas and capacity mechanisms to stabilise the grid. Germany is the future Australia is walking toward – only Australia still has time to change direction.
Other countries have already shifted. France is investing €52 billion ($92 billion) to expand nuclear capacity and secure long-term competitiveness. South Korea reinstated nuclear expansion after its phase-out weakened energy security and threatened heavy industry. Japan is restarting reactors and locking in long-term LNG supply because its economy cannot function without firm power. The United Kingdom is investing in both large reactors and small modular reactors to ensure future baseload. The United States is approving record LNG export infrastructure to support allies and domestic industry, while revitalising nuclear through production tax credits.
The pattern is clear: nations that secure affordable, firm, reliable energy prosper; nations that treat energy as ideology decline.

And again ...

Net zero is the right destination, but the road we’re on is broken
Australia must learn from the global reset already underway. We need an all-technologies approach that prioritises performance over ideology.

...Australia is phasing out coal, but what is replacing it? Intermittent renewables cannot run a modern economy alone. And so, gas is filling the gap. The Australian Energy Market Operator projects gas generation will need to increase by 14 per cent by 2030 to maintain grid reliability as coal retires. Gas peaked plants, gas capacity investments, gas purchase contracts – not temporary, but structural. That is not an energy transition; that is greenwashing fossil dependence.
At the same time, we continue to ban nuclear energy, the only zero-emissions technology capable of providing reliable baseload power at scale. Australia is the only G20 nation with a ban on nuclear energy.
Yet while we block nuclear, the rest of the world is shifting.
In June 2023, Sweden’s parliament changed its energy target from “100 per cent renewable electricity” to “100 per cent fossil-free electricity”, explicitly reintroducing nuclear as central to achieving industrial competitiveness and energy security. The UK is doubling down on nuclear with its £20 billion ($40.3 billion) Great British Nuclear program. The US passed the ADVANCE Act in July 2024 with overwhelming bipartisan support, accelerating advanced reactor development and unlocking over US$100 billion in private capital for next-generation nuclear projects.
Japan has restarted nuclear reactors. Canada is building modular reactors. Poland is transitioning directly from coal to nuclear. The Philippines, Ghana and Kenya are preparing nuclear programs as part of their decarbonisation strategy.
France, which already generates approximately 70 per cent of its electricity from nuclear, announced a program to build six new EPR2 reactors with an estimated investment of €52-67 billion ($92-$118 billion), affirming nuclear as essential to its climate and energy independence goals. South Korea reversed its nuclear phase-out policy in 2022, returning nuclear to the centre of its energy strategy.
These are not reckless nations. These are pragmatists who understand physics.
It’s time for Australia to do the same, to design a transition that is real.
That means putting people, nature, and national security back at the heart of climate policy. It means embracing every technology that works, instead of clinging to a single narrative. It means measuring success by outcomes: lower emissions, lower bills, stronger ecosystems; not by construction targets or political slogans. Above all, it means restoring integrity to a debate that has drifted dangerously far from evidence.
Net zero is still the right destination. But the road we’re on is broken.
Australia must learn from the global reset already underway. We need an all-technologies approach that prioritises performance over ideology. We need to stop confusing megawatts built with emissions reduced. And we need to stop sacrificing nature in the name of saving it.

There's more on the full to overflowing intertubes, but the pond will consider the introduction compleat, because with that track record, it was almost inevitable that Cristina would find a natural home amongst the reptiles, and so it came to pass:



The header: Australia’s energy policy is living in its own private Idaho; Australia is the energy outlier: an isolated continental grid, no neighbour to lean on and a legal ban on the one firm zero-carbon technology the rest of the world is racing to deploy.

The caption for the snap of the renewables heel, who clearly needs to think a lot harder (sorry, no human credit for that remarkable collage, so perhaps it was AI, devouring resources with the enthusiasm of a raptor): Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen.

Cristina spent a bigly 4 minutes explaining why she wanted to nuke the country to save the planet:

Which advanced economy plans to power itself by 2050 overwhelmingly with variable wind and solar – no nuclear, no interconnection to a neighbour’s grid, no great rivers left to dam?
Yes, Australia.
I spend much of my time inside other countries’ energy transitions, and every flight home arrives with a 1980s soundtrack: the B-52s’ Private Idaho – “living in your own private Idaho, underground, like a wild potato”. A state of sealed windows, where the echo passes for the world. It is an apt description of Australian energy policy in 2026.

Actually, if the pond might briefly interrupt, sealed windows are now all the go.

A remarkable number of the pond's relatives and acquaintances are investing in the design and building of their own private Passivhaus (passive house if you insist).

The concept has a detailed wiki listing, and the Australian government produced a site dedicated to the notion.

This was the pitch for insulation and sealing doors and windows and so on ...

The Passive House concept initially met some resistance in Australia because some people believed that it was only suited to a cold northern European climate. This idea was dispelled by the rapid uptake of Passive House ideas in China, where entire precincts are being built to Passive House standard in all climates, from cold to hot and humid.

Sorry, the pond didn't mean to interrupt, and perhaps it's too bold to suggest that maybe a different metaphor might have been used, for fear of otherwise sounding like a serve of half-baked musical rhetorical chips.

Do go on, open the window, ruin the seal, and spend a bucketload more on your energy ...

Now open the window. The world has changed. Denmark, the poster child with renewables above 80 per cent of its electricity – a fifth of it from burning biomass – is wired into Norwegian hydro and Swedish nuclear, and last year ended a 40-year ban on nuclear power. Germany spent roughly €500bn on the Energiewende, continued to burn coal, imported French nuclear electricity through the winter, and is openly rethinking its approach. Finland gets 40 per cent of its electricity from nuclear and in 2022 its Green Party became the first in the world to formally back the technology.
Norway and Iceland run on hydro and geothermal. Spain and Portugal discovered in April last year, in Europe’s largest blackout, what a stressed grid can do in 15 seconds. The United Arab Emirates built four nuclear reactors from a standing start in just over a decade. Every other G20 economy – the US, China, Japan, South Korea, Canada, France, Britain, India – is building or restoring nuclear alongside renewables.

Of course this will be extremely familiar to students of the reptiles, who love to feature snaps of nuked countries, because it makes them shiver with delight at their naughtiness ... The cooling towers of the nuclear power plant in Grafenrheinfeld, Germany, on August 16, 2024, shortly before their controlled demolition. Picture: Daniel Peter / AFP



Apart from breaking assorted seals, Cristina has a concrete propensity for banal words, perhaps because necessity isn't always the mother of invention:

Necessity is the mover. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine turned energy policy into security policy overnight; AI rewrote the demand curve, with the International Energy Agency expecting data centre consumption to roughly double to 945 terawatt hours by 2030.
The response has been concrete. Thirty-one countries have pledged to triple nuclear capacity by 2050. The World Bank lifted its decades-old financing ban; the Asian Development Bank followed. About 70 reactors are under construction. Italy legislated its return four decades after walking away; Belgium repealed its phase-out. And the most data-driven companies did their own maths: Microsoft is restarting Three Mile Island, Google has contracted small modular reactors and Amazon is targeting five gigawatts of new nuclear.
Against this trend, the outlier is Australia: an isolated continental grid, no neighbour to lean on and a legal ban on the one firm zero-carbon technology the rest of the world is racing to deploy.

Then came another unfortunate metaphor:

The psychology of the Australian cocoon is worth understanding. 

Actually if the pond might be so bold, cocoons are actually a jolly good idea. 

As well as being protective, nature uses these structures to maintain a constant, regulated microclimate, buffering external temperature shifts and retaining moisture.

We should all be so lucky:

Silkworm cocoons are important biological materials that protect silkworms from environmental threat and predator attacks. Silkworm cocoons are able to provide significant buffer against temperature changes outside of the cocoon structure. We present our investigation of the thermal insulation properties of both domestic and wild silkworm cocoons under warm conditions. Wild cocoons show stronger thermal buffer function over the domestic cocoon types. Both the cocoon walls and the volume of inner cocoon space contribute to the thermal damping behaviour of cocoons. Wild silkworm cocoons also have lower thermal diffusivity than domestic ones. Calcium oxalate crystals affects the thermal behaviour of wild silkworm cocoons, by trapping still air inside the cocoon structure and enhancing the thermal stability of the cocoon assembly. The research findings are of relevance to the bio-inspired design of new thermo-regulating materials and structures.

The pond shrugged its way out of its cocoon as Crista continued:

Politicians committed so fully to one pathway that questioning it means questioning themselves. A heavily subsidised industry depends on the pathway continuing. Consultants are paid to make the chosen path look workable, not to challenge whether it should be chosen at all. Inside such a room, consensus feels like evidence. The cocoon is warm because everyone inside is paid to keep it warm.
Consider where our own pathway is taking us. Snowy 2.0 was sold by Malcolm Turnbull in 2017 as a $2bn project before a completed business case had tested the claim. At the 2023 reset, it became a $12bn project. Last month, the Auditor-General found “significant deficiencies” in its management, while independent estimates put the direct cost closer to $20bn and the all-in cost, including transmission and financing, as high as $42bn.

At this point, the reptiles introduced a favourite whipping boy, Malware, and never mind that he was the sort of doofus who set out to destroy the internet on the onion muncher's orders, Malcolm Turnbull during a visit to Snowy Hydro in Cooma. Source: Alex Ellinghausen /Fairfax



It's all familiar stuff, and it's a fair bet that with this outing Cristina would find a home with the beefy boofhead and Ted:

The hydrogen and the wind stories are no better. The flagship Queensland hydrogen project, once valued at more than $12bn, has collapsed. Origin, Fortescue and Woodside have all walked away from major hydrogen ambitions. And this year’s budget quietly redirected $1.3bn from clean-energy programs it once trumpeted, including $1bn from Hydrogen Headstart. The Illawarra offshore wind zone has no feasibility licence. A Hunter offshore wind proposal, the 2GW Novocastrian project off Newcastle and Port Stephens, failed to proceed after Equinor withdrew and the developers declined the federal feasibility licence. Moonlight Range was refused. Proserpine was shelved. The transition is being slowed by finance, approvals, transmission and communities who don’t want to host turbines.
Meanwhile, the Capacity Investment Scheme has taxpayers underwriting 40GW of renewable and storage capacity, supporting about $73bn of investment, with the key contract terms largely hidden from public view. Frontier Economics puts comparable transition costs above $600bn, while the Australian Energy Market Operator’s headline figures remain a planning estimate, not a single audited national bill. No government has yet put a clear, whole-of-system cost in front of the Australian people.
Security tells the same story. AEMO’s final 2026 blueprint concedes under “constrained delivery” Australia reaches 75 per cent renewables by 2030, not 82 per cent. Project costs are assumed to rise by 30 per cent, transmission is delayed and coal remains in the system until nearly 2050.

How did the pond know that Cristina was a winner? 

Why the reptiles interrupted with Lloydie of the Amazon, dedicated climate science fudger, explaining to petulant Peta how we'll all be rooned (and still no rebrand!).... The Australian’s Environment Editor Graham Lloyd says the cost of Australia’s energy transition will be ‘much larger’ than the AEMO estimated $128 billion. “The real figure on what it’s going to cost is much, much larger than 128 billion,” Mr Lloyd told Sky News host Peta Credlin. “Modelling that was done by Frontier Economics has put it at about $650 billion.”




Eeek, windmills, eeek ravaging solar, and the coins, oh the despairing coins, heaped and scattered..

Cristina insisted that she must keep up with her song metaphor:

Then there are people. Households were promised power bills $275 lower. Instead, more than $5bn in rebates has been used to hold bills down temporarily, and once those rebates were exhausted the Australian Bureau of Statistics recorded out-of-pocket electricity costs rising 37 per cent in the year to February. Governments are negotiating rescue packages for smelters. Industrial leaders warn that Australian energy costs are far above those in competitor countries and manufacturers are leaving, taking sovereign capability with them.
The song Private Idaho carries its own warning – a deadly radium clock ticking at the bottom of the pool. Ours ticks in plain sight: coal retiring on a fixed schedule, the energy demand wave arriving on someone else’s, capital allocating now to jurisdictions that kept their options open. None of this requires betting the house on nuclear; renewables, storage and grid modernisation remain essential. It requires something more modest and more radical: lift the ban, commission a genuine full-system cost study and let the options compete on evidence, in public, with the numbers on the table.
“Get out of that state you’re in” is no longer a lyric. It is a deadline.
Cristina Talacko is co-founder and chief executive of GLOW Strategies.

Is it wrong for the pond to want to stay in a Passivhaus or snuggle into a cocoon? At least that way the pond could avoid all the reptile braying about the weevils of renewables and the joys of nuking the country to save the planet.

Apparently Cristina has yet to catch up with a favourite reptile ploy, explaining why doing anything was useless and much too expensive ... and anyway, was there much wrong with the world, apart from the odd record heat wave?

Trust Lloydie of the Amazon blathering away on Sky Noise down under to explain it to her in a few choice words ...

Sure can. The Australian’s Environment Editor Graham Lloyd says Australia’s emission reduction targets will do “absolutely nothing” to reduce global emissions. (Sorry, the pond doesn't usually link to News Corp, but it's easy enough to find).

So according to ancient reptile lore, there's absolutely no point in nuking the country, or doing much of anything else, and we may as well keep on with clean, dinkum, pure, innocent virginal Oz coal, because it's all existentially pointless. Enjoy your coming summer...

As for the alternatives this day, the reptiles made a big fuss at the top of the page early in the morning.



Naturally the pond went there, because these days the reptiles are increasingly obsessed with the past, what with current realities not offering much joy ...

Imagine the pond's despair to discover it was just "Ned" nattering away ... and there were only two minutes of natter. 

Such a wretched offering and in such small portions...



It turned out it was just a book promo, and best despatched in three gobbets ...




Oh no, not the Lehrmann matter yet again. (Hadn't he failed yet again?)

Will the pond be lining up for a copy, to hear a tired, old, irrelevant fart blather to another tired, old, irrelevant fart? Not likely, hopefully a street library will provide, and in the meantime, the cover will suffice...



There were a few alternatives this day ...

How Australia became NIMBY capital of the world
When the NIMBY reflex can stop a family’s extension and a piece of infrastructure, it’s stopped being about genuine grievance and become sport.
By Julianna Burgess
Contributor

Ben, in lieu of the bromancer, was packing it in his usual way ...

China says missile test was routine. Pull the other one
Australia’s run of security agreements with Pacific nations are closing off China’s options to establish a military base in the region.
By Ben Packham
Foreign affairs and defence correspondent

All that's well and good, but how could the pond forget it's Dame Groan Tuesday? Holding her back until last was just a tease, a playful troll.

On with the groaning ...



The header: Why Labor’s pro-union IR agenda is a productivity killer; How the PM can keep a straight face telling us he doesn’t condone the behaviour of the CFMEU is anyone’s guess.
The caption for the snap of two heels: Anthony Albanese and Jim Chalmers on the campaign trail. Picture: Mark Stewart / NewsWire

Dame Slap spent a bigly four minutes announcing we'll all be rooned by Xmas, for the squillionth time, but she introduced something of a variation.

She went back to union bashing roots, taking to the task like Homer Simpson on snake-bashing day. 

As well as being all the fault of Jimbo, there were other flies in the pudding...

Over the years, I’ve written a great deal about industrial relations. But in recent times it’s simply become too depressing to spend time on the subject.
The retrograde changes that have been made since Labor secured office in 2022 have been entirely politically motivated, rewarding its trade union partners – some would say masters. They are completely unrelated to increasing productivity, improving employee-employer relations or securing win-win outcomes.
Like a covetous teenager, the Australian Council of Trade Unions and several other influential trade unions have set down a “must have” list of gifts. The Labor government has worked through the list, ticking each one off as they are made law or delivered through the tribunal system.
By right, Jim Chalmers should have raised strenuous objections to these productivity-sapping initiatives, which now mean any annual GDP growth above 2 per cent is essentially impossible, lest the rate of inflation accelerate. But the Treasurer has a very skewed view of the workings of the labour market.
He was happy to be convinced that labour’s share of national output had been artificially suppressed under the Coalition government and measures to increase it were both justified and economically harmless. For this reason, he’s fully supported higher mandated wages set by the Fair Work Commission.

Naturally the reptiles flung in an AV distraction from Sky Noise down under - still no rebrand! - but the pond finds it hard to get past that spelling of "Jaimee" ...​Sky News host Jaimee Rogers criticises Labor’s alleged plan to amend industrial relations laws to favour unions. “It creates an exemption under discrimination law, allowing the Commonwealth to give preference to businesses with union enterprise agreements when awarding government support,” Ms Rogers said.​“Why should a company's relationship with a union have anything to do with whether it receives taxpayer-funded support?​“Shouldn't the best project win?​“If these decisions will genuinely deliver better value for taxpayers, then publish the criteria.​“Let the public see who benefits and why.​“Because if there is nothing to hide, there should be nothing to fear from transparency.”



Dame Groan continued to rage, and the pond let her, in the hope that it might at last winkle out a comment or three ...

If he had done his homework – or been properly advised – Chalmers would have learnt that the fall in the observed labour share is a worldwide phenomenon that is about changes to technology and forms of employment, including the shift to independent contracting.
He would’ve also learnt that the forces of supply and demand apply no less in the labour market, and the key to higher real wages is growth in productivity.
Let’s run through some of the economically damaging changes the Albanese government has made to the law and regulation of industrial relations. The first cab off the rank is the abolition of the Australian Building and Construction Commission, a key demand of the Construction, Forestry and Maritime Employees Union and other unions.
Notwithstanding the assertion of the then minister, Tony Burke, that the ABCC had been ineffective in dealing with the industrial relations problems in the construction industry, the fact that the unions were so keen to see it gone is telling. At the margin, the ABCC constrained the most egregious union behaviour, partly because of its powers to compel witnesses to testify.
This was payback. Big time. How the PM can keep a straight face telling us he doesn’t condone the behaviour of the CFMEU is anyone’s guess. Sure, the union has been put into administration. But reading the ongoing revelations, it’s clear the union continues to operate in a largely unconstrained fashion. The infiltration of criminal elements into the industry is probably irreversible.

Time for another heel, Tony Burke addresses the House of Representatives before the winter recess. Picture: Hilary Wardhaugh / Getty Images



And so to wander back in time, because - amazing scenes - Juliar is going to be trotted out by the groaner...

Having ruled out any return to multi-employer bargaining prior to the 2022 election, Labor quickly broke this promise by introducing several changes to the Fair Work Act that made agreements between several employers in the same industry entirely possible.
Clearly, the aim of the unions is to pick off the easiest target within an industry sector, gain concessions and then spread them across as many employers as possible.
It’s the antithesis of the model of enterprise bargaining envisaged by Paul Keating all those years ago, but also by Julia Gillard when she was the minister for workplace relations.
The same job, same pay was another example of payback, this time for unions operating in the mining industry. To achieve what flexibility was possible under Gillard’s legislation, several companies developed a model of having a core workforce covered by an enterprise agreement and a secondary workforce sourced from labour hire companies or internally.
The result of the new provisions on same job, same pay has been very significant increases in the remuneration for some workers, particularly in mining. The change has imperilled the viability of some operations, but the high commodity prices have cushioned the short-term effects.
Over the longer term, there is no doubt it has made Australia a much less desirable place to invest in the resource industry. This has been made clear by the leaders of some of our biggest mining companies. The US and South America are now seen as preferable investment locations.
We have also seen small businesses caught up in a new definition of casual work as well as being swamped by claims for unfair dismissal. They have also been impacted by very generous increases awarded each year in the national wage case.

The pond distinctly remembers that in Juliar's day, she was rooning the country by Xmas, and a chaff bag was urgently needed, but it now seems like she's living rent free in the hive mind, and provides a handy club for the present ... as Dame Groan relentlessly returned to the past, like some aged mariner in an old folks' home, Julia Gillard addresses the parliament



That led Dame Groan to a final gobbet of ruination and damnation, and the pond wondered if this might be a new template for fulminations and foamings ...

Just as mad King Donald had dragged commie swine back from the 1950s, might not fear of all powerful, all conquering unions rooning the country become a new reptile meme? (And never mind that unions are pretty toothless, remember, they're in league with the guvmint!):

The needs of workers have dominated as a criterion over employers’ capacity to pay, a position egged on by the submissions lodged by the federal government. Under the most recent decision, award wages were increased by 4.75 per cent, with even higher increases for the lowest-paid workers. The Reserve Bank is now expressing some unease about the growth in wages, although the Treasurer doesn’t see the dangers.
In the meantime, the FWC has simply been mandating higher rates of pay for aged care and childcare workers, which are way beyond the scope of employers to fund short of massively increasing fees. The government is now using taxpayer funds to co-fund these wage rises, which is a complete fiscal folly.
Having failed twice to persuade the FWC to eliminate junior rates of pay in key awards, a stacked panel finally decided this year in favour of the unions. This decision will again hit small businesses particularly hard as junior rates of pay are phased out for workers aged between 18 and 20 in retail, fast food and pharmacy.
Just recently, a new clause in the legislation was slipped through without any serious parliamentary scrutiny to allow government procurement to discriminate in favour of companies with union enterprise bargaining. This government simply shows no shame in handing out favours to the unions. Let’s not forget union membership is less than 10 per cent in the private sector. What can’t be won through recruiting members can always be obtained from tame politicians.
As the Productivity Commission notes: “Australia’s labour productivity growth is going from bad to worse. Labour productivity fell by 0.6 per cent in the March quarter and over the year to March has grown by only 0.3 per cent. Australia’s labour productivity appears stuck at the levels we settled into after the Covid pandemic.”
There’s no doubt that the backward slide in the regulations in industrial relations is a major contributor. Just don’t expect any remedial action from this government.

But could we at least have a 'toon in our despair?




And this to set the scene ...



... because mad King Donald has done it again ...