Friday, August 14, 2026

No hole in bucket man this day, with just Killer Creighton and the Canavan caravan to fill the gap, hide the tragic loss ...

 

Europe is still ablaze with heat, mad king Donald gets madder by the day, a Senator goes rogue on the beefy boofhead, an ICAC investigation provides endless juice, and yet those who dwell with the reptiles remain entombed in melongate.

Take it away bouffant one ...

How did podcaster catch question-avoidant PM over melons?
If Anthony Albanese is so clever at deflection, why didn’t he avoid the dumb, degrading questions in the first place?
By Dennis Shanahan
National Editor

Just two minutes? No wonder the pond turned it over to the intermittent archive ...

Meanwhile over at the top of the digital "news" ma ...

EXCLUSIVE
Falling house prices: the tipping point that sparks a recession
Australia has not seen a national home price crash exceeding 10 per cent in more than 50 years – economists say that record could be broken.

There isn't an actual recession at the moment, but when has a reptile gone wrong with portents of disaster, and saucy doubts and fears?

It's doom and gloom all the way, but much more importantly, the pond was suffering its own crisis. 

No Our Henry! 

No Friday foray into Thucydides!

Sure the pond could have stepped back in time to 8th August ... IBAC inquiry exposes the rot at heart of government, but the pond always never looks back, you can never look back ... except perhaps if the pond was travelling and missed yesterday's serve of the infallible Pope ...




Don't get the pond started on how it loathes monster trucks.

The canny Cranston was on on hand to show a deep concern for the working class, as only servile slaves to the billionaire class can do ...

ECONOMY
Same job, less real pay: workers’ earnings going backwards
Australians’ real wages go backwards as falling productivity hits economy
Official figures show Australians’ real earnings have fallen up to 5 per cent since Labor came to office, with public servants largely protected by inflation-adjusted union pay deals.
By Matthew Cranston

But he's just Dame Groan lite with his talk of roonation, and he soon got swept away by news of Albo and mad king Donald having a chat, and what do you know? Still more melons! Trump, Albanese talk in phone call; PM doubles down on melons episode, as you'd expect when chatting with a man who loved to go the grope, and so endeared himself to Faux Noise...

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has again rejected calls to apologise to Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi over his comments about the “melons” she gave him in a comedy podcast.
Mr Albanese told News24 he has already said sorry for “elements of the podcast” but has nothing to apologise for in relation to the diplomatic incident.
Speaking to News24, Mr Albanese said he respected Ms Takaichi and Japan, while arguing his comments were misrepresented.
“I do respect the Japanese Prime Minister,” Mr Albanese told News24 when asked about his controversial comments.

But where's the hair shirt, the grovelling and the mortification, perhaps with a hundred lashes with a pine branch, Percy Grainger style...

Somehow Killer Creighton managed to tag team himself with whatever was happening, and so stayed near the top of the "news",  and that's where the pond began ...



The header: Socialism set to rot New York, as it’s doing in Australia; New York is repeating a government grocery experiment Queensland tried – and abandoned – more than a century ago.

The caption for a piquant snap of bananas in play: New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani speaks at an announcement event of a discounted grocery plan for city-run municipal grocery stores. Picture: AP

It turns out that Killer was outraged by the Mayor's socialism, but what about mad King Donald?

It was Forbes that recently ran a piece by James K. Glassman, Our First Socialist President:

Forget Mamdani, AOC or El Sayed. It’s Donald Trump who can lay a strong claim to being America’s first socialist president.
The hallmark of socialism is control of the means of production. In a manner unprecedented in U.S. history, the federal government under Trump has been gaining direct ownership of American corporations – some of them historic icons.
The government a year ago bought 433 million shares of Intel Corp., the semiconductor manufacturer. Donald Trump (“Trump sees the government as himself,” says Brooke Masters, the U.S. managing editor of the Financial Times in discussing the deal) becomes the largest shareholder in Intel, a half-trillion-dollar corporation, at 10%.
When a Japanese company wanted to purchase U.S. Steel, Trump approved the deal only if the government received a first-ever “golden share”, giving Washington veto power over major corporate decisions. In November, the government made a deal to own up to 20% of Westinghouse Electric. In July, the U.S. took an equity stake in Global Foundries, a profitable chipmaker spun off from AMD, for $300 million.
In the past, the government intervened in a crisis to keep a critical company afloat; the bailout of General Motors and Chrysler in 2008 is the best example. Loans, grants and commitments to purchase products to promote federal priorities have been a regular feature of industrial policy. Those subsidies lean toward socialism. But what the Trump Administration is doing is qualitatively different – a full-on embrace of socialist principles.
“They’re converting loan and grant programs into equity stakes,” said Brent Cebul, an associate professor of history at the University of Pennsylvania who researches business-state interactions. He called the Westinghouse deal “an important precedent-setting disjuncture.”
The Council on Foreign Relations has a deal tracker that lists two dozen businesses in which the Trump Administration has announced or closed an equity investment. One of them is IBM, a 115-year-old company that will receive a $1 billion infusion. IBM has a market capitalization of $223 billion and a stock that’s roughly doubled in the past four years.
Another example of a company that doesn’t need the money is SandboxAQ, an artificial-intelligence start-up backed by Nividia, the most valuable U.S. company, and Alphabet, which ranks third. The U.S. government on June 17 signed a definitive agreement to acquire an equity stake in SandboxAQ, plus royalty payments on sales.

And so on, and what an inspiration, but Killer seemed not to have caught up on the trend as he embarked on his rant, because how could he forget the Mayor (he's Islamic, don't ya kno) ...

In a week when the government announced a $2.5bn bailout of an aluminium smelter that its own “renewable” energy policies had deliberately made unviable, it’s hard to believe there’s competition for the most stupid economic policy around.
But self-proclaimed “Democratic Socialist” New York mayor Zohran Mamdani has proved a strong contender with his plan for a government-owned grocery store in each of the city’s five boroughs from late next year, as part of his “affordability” push.
NYC Groceries, as they are to be known, will sell a “core basket” of staples including meat, milk, eggs and bread at yet to be established locations.
The city council will tip $US70m ($100m) into construction and fit-outs, waive rent and taxes, and hand the day-to-day running to private operators who will receive “affordability payments” on the condition they can sell the produce at a 30 per cent discount to market prices.
Mamdani’s administration says the stores will save New Yorkers $US1000 a year, failing to specify which New Yorkers. Use of the store won’t be means-tested. And with only five outlets in a city of 8.5 million people, the overwhelming majority of New Yorkers will never receive a cent. But they will be paying higher taxes so the time-rich retirees and unemployed living just north of Central Park (one of the first planned locations) can take a stroll to buy subsidised salmon.
But it’s doubtful even those lucky few will benefit.

Naturally the melongate man was inked into the yarn, Anthony Albanese announces the bailout of the Tomago smelter on Thursday. Picture: Thomas Lisson



But Glassman wasn't the only one to note the Mayor's real inspiration.

Over in Foreign Policy, Keith Johnson offered Trump Has His Own Communist Manifesto

At a time when U.S. President Donald Trump and the Republican Party are warning about the threat of “communism,” the Trump administration itself has taken over much of the means of production.
If Trump’s foray into state capitalism last year seemed alarming—and it did—it has only gotten worse. 
The U.S. government now holds equity stakes in as many as 30 companies across a gamut of industries. What started with a “golden share” in U.S. Steel has morphed into a government takeover of vast swathes of the economy. Trump recently browbeat oil companies such as ExxonMobil and Chevron over their refining margins, as the Iran war’s economic toll has led to higher gasoline prices. His own pick for the Federal Reserve is floundering, even as Trump spam calls him repeatedly. All the while, Trump continues to arrogate congressional powers of taxation to raise import duties on U.S. consumers. 
“There are some novel economic changes going on, and nobody is talking about it,” said Tad DeHaven, an analyst at the Cato Institute who is setting up a program to research state capitalism. “Since it is driven by one man’s personal desires, there is no plan and no strategy. It changes by the day.”
Trump’s blitzkrieg on industry has focused on rare earths, mining, metals, and semiconductors, among other sectors. It is a jarring move for a nominally Republican president, from a party that has long espoused free-market values. 
There is a case to be made for state intervention in certain industries that need government injections of money, know-how, or support otherwise. Shipbuilding is a good case in point and was, at one point in Trump’s second administration, a priority—until it wasn’t. Semiconductors are another critical sector that requires government support in most cases; Taiwan’s world-beating chip industry grew off government largesse, as did, for a spell, the U.S. chip sector. There are scads of academic research about the spread of state capitalism worldwide.
The difference between what Trump is doing and what other countries are doing is significant. While other countries grapple with the sudden vulnerability of supply chains or a needy infant industry, the Trump administration has turned state capitalism into a revenue stream. The number of exemptions and exclusions for tariffs, and special treatment for certain firms, has grown.
“The spin is always, ‘It’s just the critical industries.’ There is not some sophisticated plan here. This is someone who wants to exercise control over the economy,” DeHaven said.

But Killer still hadn't caught up with the trend ...

The supposed 30 per cent discount will invite shortages and arbitrage, not to mention rich opportunities for the successful operators to learn how to maximise their “affordability payments” while satisfying the black letter of their obligations. For example, 30 per cent below what exactly?
Operators may use market data, their own advice or “other observable data points”, to fulfil this requirement. And equivalent products are left vague – private label or premium brand? The whole political sales pitch becomes a joke once specifying a market benchmark becomes impossible.
And even if the stores can manage to meaningfully offer cheaper goods, savvy customers will naturally buy in bulk. Indeed, if meat could be bought far below market price, why wouldn’t restaurants or enterprising middlemen buy it in bulk for themselves, or resell it? Stopping such behaviour would mean quantity limits, membership cards and bureaucrats policing shopping baskets, all of which will add to the cost of the whole process.
Moreover, the stores will put some of the city’s existing 1100 grocery stores and 10,000 bodegas (which, unlike NYC Groceries, have to pay tax and rent and get by without lucrative “affordability subsidies”) out of business, thereby exacerbating the above problems.
Mamdani’s argument that existing providers are profiteering or price gouging doesn’t make sense.
American food retailers made an average net profit margin of just 2.1 per cent last year, according to the Food Industry Association. In other words, confiscating every cent of grocery store profits would get Mamdani’s stores only barely one-14th of the way to his promised discount.
If Mamdani’s shops manage to achieve lower prices it’s only because he has shifted the bill from the checkout to the tax system, while adding administrators’ and other compliance costs along the way.
And as Margaret Thatcher once observed, socialist governments eventually run out of other people’s money. New Yorkers collectively cannot save money by subsidising themselves.

Maggie is Killer's inspiration? The woman who produced little England all on her own, and it's been littler England ever since? Sure 'nuff ...Britain’s former prime minister Margaret Thatcher.



And so to the final gobbet ...with Killer ranting away for a corporation which in the past has shown an appetite for government funding and/or marketplace "adjustment", as a replacement for failing market interest, though it's never enough.

To the extent New York’s groceries are overpriced, it’s because of government regulation. Strict zoning has made it very hard for large low-cost supermarket giants such as Aldi or Walmart to compete.
Just as Anthony Albanese could scrap the energy regulations that make smelting unviable, Mamdani could tear up regulations that make real competition possible. Instead, both prefer to waste billions of dollars of other people’s money and present themselves as the saviour.
The two virtues of Mamdani’s policy are: first, its relatively small cost and scope given the city’s budget of over $120bn. It’s almost as if Mamdani or his advisers don’t even believe the scheme can work or will last. It’s really a $US70m political campaign marketing expense.
Second, it is very likely to become a wonderful case study in economic stupidity.
Socialists often proclaim “health” and “education” are “important” so they should supposedly be subsidised or provided by the government. But food is certainly at least as important as those things, and its provision by the private sector has been one of history’s greatest successes.
Mamdani probably isn’t aware that it was American supermarkets that in fact helped defeat his beloved “socialism”. In 1989, then Soviet reformer Boris Yeltsin made a visit to a supermarket outside Houston, Texas, where he reportedly wandered the aisles astonished at the abundance and variety of food available to ordinary Americans.
“Even the Politburo doesn’t have this choice,” he marvelled, according to the Houston Chronicle. If Soviet citizens saw it, he said, “there would be a revolution”.
If only we’d learn from our mistakes. A Queensland Labor government launched dozens of government-owned butchers from 1915 onwards, specifically to provide cheap meat and restrain private prices. Naturally they ultimately failed and the last were sold by 1929.
A century later, Mamdani is repeating Queensland’s experiment, proving that if anything requires government subsidy it’s the study of economics and history.

Splendid stuff and all that the pond might expect from an IPA man, and what joy to see public utilities privatised, because it's worked out so well for the Poms - nothing like swimming in sewage - not to mention how well we're doing down under ...



But what to do for a bonus, with much of what's happening in the real world excluded from the reptile purview? 

The pond stepped past the usual AUKUS silliness ...

Canberra honesty the key to social licence of AUKUS
Conflicting ministerial accounts of how long US submarines will rotate through HMAS Stirling have left Western Australian communities exposed to planning uncertainty.
By Cathy Moloney

If it ain't the bromancer, it ain't on ...

...The way governments handle both places will shape expectations for any future submarine basing decision on the east coast, including Newcastle, where similar questions will arise.
A more persuasive AUKUS story will not come from smoothing over these tensions. It will come from showing that governments are prepared to be honest about them, and that places asked to host capabilities central to the Australian defence strategy of deterrence by denial will also be given the planning certainty, investment discipline and political respect needed to manage it. That is why the rotational question cannot be treated as a technical footnote – it is a matter of trust. Australians need a clear account of the trade-offs, safeguards and local obligations that will define AUKUS in practice, because trust will depend not on what governments promise at the start, but on whether host communities can recognise success when it arrives.
Cathy Moloney is an independent strategic adviser and an executive member of Women in Nuclear Australia.

If the government was being honest, it'd have to confess that AUKUS is a turkey of the first water, and a bunch of Moloney isn't going to help with that.

Delusional, but it ain't the pond's business to deal with reptile dreams ...

The pond also stepped past the meretricious Merritt and an educational Alex ...

Why a charter of rights undermines parliament as the true guardian of our liberty
Human rights charters make almost no difference to protecting ordinary people, as NSW parliament considers adopting its own Human Rights Bill.
By Chris Merritt

Memo to self. 

Must at some point advise dumb Yanks of how useless their dumb bill of rights is ...

Actions speak louder than vacuous words in bonding society
Australia’s classrooms once built a shared national story – now the traditions holding the country together are going untaught.
By Alex McDermott

Bonded society? 

Memo to self. 

Must at some point boast about having avoided being a teacher, despite being a bonded student, destined to wake in fright out woop woop way ...




Memo to Alex, must at some point explain to reptiles that living in the days of Ming the Merciless wasn't some sort of golden age. 

Must point out that this might appeal to the aged lizard Oz demographic, but the days when a cheap arsed medal and a commemorative booklet worked their magic are long gone.

Been there, done that, move on ...



And with that the pond could allow itself an indulgence.

And it wasn't ...

‘NO PROBLEM’
Pauline Hanson unable to name leaders of Japan and Indonesia
In a moment reminiscent of Senator Hanson’s infamous ‘please explain’ moment, the One Nation leader was unable to name leaders of key international partners but maintained diplomacy with South East Asia would be ‘no problem’.
By Noah Yim



No, it was the bouffant one talking up the Canavan caravan, a man these days attempting to sound saner than Malcolm Roberts and Gina's pet, despite them all sharing a deep love of coal ... and better still, it was an EXCLUSIVE ...



The header: Matt Canavan push audit of foreign treaties as Nationals meet and discuss Pauline Hanson threat; Nationals leader Matt Canavan has called for a full audit of more than 4000 international treaties, warning some are being weaponised against Australians.

The caption for the snap of a man attempting to catch flies with his mouth: Matt Canavan on Thursday, and Pauline Hanson, inset. Picture: Martin Ollman/NewsWire, Getty Images

What's more, it was only a two minute read, because when attempting to puff up a boofhead, the less said the better ...

Nationals leader Matt Canavan is calling for a full audit of more than 4000 international treaties to which Australia is a party, to ­prevent foreigners, international organisations, unelected bureaucrats and those seeking to impose a “global tyrannical order” from weaponising agreements against the Australian people.
In a speech to the Nationals’ conference in Canberra on the weekend, Senator Canavan will declare that an audit is necessary to know what treaties Australia is subject to and to ensure “each treaty puts Australians first”.

This is the best he's got? This will turn the tide against Gina's pampered pet? So it seems...

The bold foreign policy move comes as the country party meets over two days to discuss their ­direction, amid a tidal wave of One Nation support that threatens MPs at November’s Victorian state election, the NSW poll next March and the federal election due by 2028.
Senator Canavan will tell the conference he is concerned that there are thousands of treaties in which the content and intent is not known and whether they “serve the national interest and protect the sovereignty of Australian people?”
“The Australian public deserves to know, do the thousands of international agreements that we have signed up to and that any agreement that Australia is party to must serve the interests of Australians, not foreigners,” told The Australian on Thursday.
Senator Canavan said some of the 4000 treaties “were signed by the King of England on behalf of his British Dominions, and others were with countries that no longer exist”.

Railing at the doings of King Chuck (no Queen?) is the best he can do? So it seems ...

“In the past few years, international bodies have lectured Australians about what energy we should use, what cars we should drive, what food we should eat, who we should let into our country and even what we should be allowed to say,” he said.
“The only people that should decide what happens in this country are the Australian people.”
In 1995, Liberal elder Rod Kemp backed a Senate committee recommendation that government conduct an audit of treaties, partly because “there is still uncertainty as to the exact number of treaties to which Australia is currently a party”.
But, the audit was not done and Senator Canavan said it was time it was done.
“Too often, international agreements have become weaponised to take away the basic rights of farmers and everyday Australians,” he said. “The increasing abuse of the external affairs powers is weakening our federation.”
Senator Canavan said the Albanese government did a deal with the Greens to use international treaties’ powers to expand the laws surrounding the Great Barrier Reef catchment area. “For many farmers this means the federal government has effectively taken over control of their entire farm, when it should be the states that have control of basic land planning issues,” he said.
“The only people that should decide what happens in this country are the Australian people.”
Senator Canavan said the Nationals would be accused “of all sorts of bad things for wanting to oppose the attempt to impose a global tyrannical order”.
“But I will not apologise for being a patriot. I will always defend the right of a free people to decide what happens in their nation,” he said.
Senator Canavan’s speech will be his first as leader. The party conference comes after Senator Canavan’s predecessor David Littleproud quit following two Coalition splits and questions over his ability to mount an electoral case against Pauline Hanson’s surging populist party.

What a dismal bout of impending blather ...

The pond felt so bereft it turned to the lizard Oz editorialist, still trying to coach some sense into the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way ...



Thanks coach, that ought to fix everything ...

Stay focussed, take the ball up the guts, and don't get distracted by dreams of glory ...



And so to a whiff of heresy ...





Thursday, August 13, 2026

Akker Dakker holds the fort ...

 

As forewarned yesterday, the pond today is in the big smoke, and unable to deal with the reptiles of Oz.

So a placeholder is required.

As a warm up act, the pond would like to follow up on the good news from Lloydie of the Amazon and the Riddster, advising that all was well with the reef and the world.

So much good news ...Summer 2026 on course to be UK’s hottest on record, says Met Office – as it happened

And here ...




But not just there, so many other headlines to choose from ...




But why not go here?



Or why not go to climate denialist heaven? There's graphs ...




If that reminded you of alternative reality and the story of vaccine hysteria, there's probably a reason. It's all bizarro world science in the MAGAfied News Corp mind.

Feeling sated by all the good news?

Feeling primed for a serve by one of News Corp's top notch climate scientists?



The header: Piers Akerman: Nation’s twin pillars of success – energy and immigration – chipped away by Labor’s ideology, Piers Akerman argues Labor’s energy and immigration policies have simultaneously undermined Australia’s economic reputation and social cohesion.

Dear sweet long absent lord, how to move past that thumb of Barners looking like an overheated football? 

The pond struggled to get to the homespun, rustic wisdom in the accompanying text, of a kind for which Barners is justly famous: One Nation MP Barnaby Joyce calls out Energy Minister Chris Bowen for wanting to run data centres on intermittent power. “So, you’re going to feed this horse rocks, and it’s going to live,” Mr Joyce told News24. “The data centre horse won’t live on rocks; we've got to feed it hay. “It’ll die.”

Should we be buying that sort of nag? Might it not be better off in the knackery? Couldn't we use a little extra glue?

Now stand aside, here comes Akker Dakker, top notch climate scientist:

The twin drivers of Australia’s amazing decades of global success were its access to unlimited fossil fuel reserves and a carefully managed immigration policy.
Both economic engines have now been smashed by Labor’s ideological approach to governing.
Once the envy of the world, Australia under the ALP has lost its reputation as a nation worth emulating, as it plummets downward toward the bottom of the developed countries list.
Unsurprisingly, both policies are controlled by the most questionable ministers in the extreme-Left Albanese government, Energy and Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen and Home Affairs and Immigration Minister Tony Burke.
Bowen displayed his ignorance when promoting his unachievable net-zero goal (without using the phrase) in an address to the National Press Club on Wednesday. Ironically, he passed the platform when a Burke address had to be indefinitely postponed because cabinet was unable to agree on the direction of the government’s immigration reforms.
Bowen further confirmed he lives in another galaxy as he announced the rollout of further heavily subsidised rooftop solar and battery installations for factories and sheds.

As always there has to be a villain, and the Daily Terror, just like the lizard Oz, has an endless supply of comical snaps ...Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen displayed his ignorance when promoting his unachievable net-zero goal at the National Press Club. Picture: NewsWire/Martin Ollman




Akker Dakker is old school ... birds of a black coal batters feather ...




Marvel at how he's devoted to that black gold ...

Whenever he opens his mouth to claim power will be cheaper because of greater access to so-called renewable sources, he fails to mention that the price of electricity has only increased because of his nonsensical virtue-seeking renewable energy transition plan. Subsidies are not free money – taxpayers carry the burden of paying for Bowen’s grandiose plans.
He made the false claim that “coal isn’t baseload power anymore – it’s an unreliable asset.
Every time coal breaks down, your bills go up”, when his own department acknowledges coal contributed 55.2 per cent of the power in NSW, 56.5 per cent in Queensland and 50.6 per cent in Victoria last year.

Could there be any reptile story that didn't feature a loving shot of a coal-fired station? Any unreliability is due to the Labor-Green pressure on coal-fired utilities to neglect necessary maintenance and upgrades. Picture: Jake Nowakowski



Dear sweet dinkum, ultra clean, extra virginal, Oz coal ... and remember we must feed AI so it can spread misinformation throughout the planet ...

Coal is reliable. Any unreliability is due to the Labor-Green pressure on coal-fired utilities to neglect necessary maintenance and upgrades.
China has no such barriers and uses our coal to manufacture and sell windmills and solar panel furniture for Bowen’s 82 per cent renewables-only 2030 fantasy.
He compounded his reputation for economic stupidity by introducing plans to force energy-hungry data centres to run only on new unreliable renewable sources rather than fossil fuels, and a proposal to ban a data centre slated for the NT’s Beetaloo Basin natural gas field.
In the real world, his ministerial fiat makes no sense whatsoever. It sits with his fantasies about the illogical ban on domestic nuclear energy, which is being used by every other nation in the OECD.

At this point in his two minute rant, the reptiles signalled a shift for the fat owl of the remove ... Home Affairs, Immigration and Citizenship Minister Tony Burke is equally delusional about immigration. Picture: Richard Dobson




Just time to do a little furriner bashing, in the patented News Corp way ...

Burke is equally delusional about immigration. Where once Australia attracted and admitted only hardworking migrants, anxious to live here and subscribe to the values of a liberal democracy, we now assist a cohort that hates our way of life.
A former senior public servant recently recounted his experience at the Australian embassy in Damascus during the Lebanon war in the 1980s.
“The walls were decorated with scenes of Australia, including beach scenes with women in bikinis and blokes in Speedos,” he told me.
“I spoke to a Lebanese woman who had just been interviewed with her family. She indicated the pictures on the walls and made it clear that she thought the scenes were immoral.”

Does that mean we can ban all Poms? Can we kick out the onion muncher?




That was in The Bulletin, 6th October, 1973. Such sweet memories.

Back to doing the warm up.

Another topic.

The pond usually likes to revert to Haaretz when any reptile strays in to the middle east, but because the pond has wasted so much time on sweet virginal Oz coal, this will have to do ... Israel Captured 230 Square Miles of Lebanon, Razed Villages and Built New Bases




Splendid stuff, the work of building a greater Israel is never done, theocracies never sleep...

And that's a jolly good warm up for the second instalment of the fat owl of the remove ...



The header: Piers Akerman: Take news of Hamas disarming with a pinch of salt as violent terrorists can’t be trusted; As the world cannot trust Hamas to disarm, Australia’s $130m in Gaza aid faces greater scrutiny over UNRWA’s documented links to the terrorist organisation, writes Piers Akerman.

The caption for the AV distraction, featuring the sort of image designed to terrify Daily Terror readers, provided they can spare a moment from thugby league types going the biff: News24 Defence Analyst Peter Jennings says nothing should be taken at face value from Hamas. “Let’s be cautious,” Mr Jennings told News24. “Nothing should be taken at face value from Hamas.”

Jennings of the fith form appears everywhere in News Corp these days peddling the standard line about a group which was pumped up by Benji himself ...

Again it's all there in Haaretz ...




Sheesh, distracted from the obfuscating Akker Dakker again ...

Hamas, the Islamist terrorist organisation which invaded Israel in October 2023, murdering, raping and torturing civilians, may disarm its force in Gaza, according to the US, Turkish, Egyptian and Qatari governments.
There are many conditions required but, given it’s just a proxy for Iran’s lunatic fundamentalist Islamic revolutionary government, nothing it says can be trusted.
In the off-chance that it’s relying on the Muslim tradition of taqiya, which permits lying to protect Islam from attacks by infidels, Australia should demand the return of the millions the hard-Left Albanese government has poured into Gaza since it came to office in May 2022.
At Foreign Minister Penny Wong’s direction, at least $86m has now been sent to UNRWA, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East.
UNRWA has employed Hamas terrorists, including many who took part in the October 7, 2023, Nova music festival massacre.

The reptiles followed up that drivel with a snap also designed to terrify Daily Terorist punters, Given Hamas is just a proxy for Iran’s lunatic fundamentalist Islamic revolutionary government, nothing it says can be trusted. Picture: Omar al-Qattaa/AFP



Fortunately, the Israeli defence forces have relentlessly tracked many of the murderers down, just as they found and killed the 1972 Munich Olympic assassins who murdered Israeli athletes.
Critically, the Morrison government reduced Australia’s annual core contribution to UNRWA from $20m to $10m in 2020-21.

There's nothing like helping with the ethnic cleansing of Gaza ... Gazans with humanitarian aid packages provide by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRWA) in al-Shoka, east of Rafah. Accepted Israeli figures show how many UNRWA workers were active with, or had family connections to, Hamas. Picture: Bashar Taleb/AFP




But the pond takes Akker Dakker's point that Israel knows how to hand out rough ... well, it's hardly justice ...




C.f. Israeli settlers besieging Palestinian families in West Bank village

Israeli settlers have been besieging two Palestinian families in their homes in the occupied West Bank since Sunday, with the families saying their supplies were running out and rights groups urging the authorities to step in.
On Wednesday Israeli security forces were reported to have withdrawn from the Jewish settler outpost in the village of Qusra near Nablus, following clashes with a crowd of extremist settlers. About a dozen settlers are said to remain at the site.
After the Palestinian homeowners made their initial report to the Israeli army, the first soldiers who arrived at the scene were filmed praying with the settlers.
The Abu Ridi and Hassan families have been posting on social media appealing for help after their water and power supplies were cut off and their food stocks ran low...




Just another part of the ethnic cleansing, and please allow the fat owl of the remove to help with the job ...

After the first reports that UNRWA employees were involved in the October 7 attacks, funding was temporarily paused in late January 2024, but restored by March.
Australia has sent more than $130m to Gaza since October 2023 through UNICEF, WFP, the Red Cross and Jordanian field hospitals.
According to accepted Israeli figures, out of UNRWA’s approximately 13,000 employees in Gaza, at least 185 UNRWA workers were active in the military branch (Al-Qassam Brigades) of Hamas, and 51 were in the military branch of Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ).
However, there is evidence that roughly 10-12 per cent of all UNRWA Gaza staff (around 1200-1500 individuals) have family or political ties to Hamas or PIJ.
Wong and her DFAT staff were quiet when a 700m, 18m deep tunnel was discovered directly under UNRWA’s Central Headquarters in Rimal, Gaza City.
The subterranean facility housed a major Hamas military intelligence data centre powered by UNRWA’s electrical grid.
The ABC and other Left-wing Australian media have been just as silent about the number of combat tunnels constructed directly below UNRWA elementary schools in Zaytoun, Maghazi, and Sheikh Radwan, though UNRWA has now publicly confirmed and condemned their presence.

Naturally there's a snap ... Part of the reinforced tunnel complexes uncovered beneath Gaza City’s Al-Shifa Hospital. Picture: Reuters/Mohammed Salem




Speaking of that unhappy strip, largely reduced to rabble, how's the greater Israel project going?




And so on and on, and you won't be reading any of that in Akker Dakker ... you'll just read smug Islamophobic jokes of the ululating kind ...

Nor did they give much coverage of the reinforced tunnel complexes uncovered beneath Gaza City’s Al-Shifa Hospital, with command rooms, living quarters and air-conditioned spaces tied directly into hospital power lines. Or the tunnel shaft below the Rantisi Children’s Hospital which led to an underground bunker network that contained weapons caches, communication gear, and evidence suggesting hostages had been held there.
Another tunnel under the Sheikh Hamad Hospital (Qatari Hospital) & Indonesian Hospital also accessed underground chambers within the medical facilities.
Tell me that DFAT bureaucrats overseeing the handouts and the Australian-paid UNRWA officials didn’t notice the tunnels being dug, the concrete being poured as Hamas diverted money meant to provide civil infrastructure and health and education facilities for the Gazans.
News of the possibility of a Hamas backdown won’t be greeted with ululations in the mosques of Western Sydney and Western Melbourne.

What an insufferable, condescending clown he is, and there's a reason for shaming him the way the pond does ...




And now a couple of 'toons not likely to be dated in the next few days ...






Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Melongate rulez, with the bromancer fully woke, and Clive assigned his mad king Donald duties ...

 

A housekeeping note: perforce the pond will be in the big smoke tomorrow and away from a computer and the reptiles, so there'll be a placeholder, but it's a Thursday in the hive mind, so no biggie ...

As for today, it seemed for a moment that the reptiles had given up on melongate, what with new lines of attack for the relentless jihadists.

This day seemed at first glance to be all about housing, with three fear mongering hit pieces at the top of the digital "news" world, ma...




Off to the intermittent archive with them ...

PROPERTY
Housing price falls? PM is down with that
Anthony Albanese has backed falling house prices and labelled negative gearing and capital gains tax discounts ‘taxpayer-funded landlord welfare’ as the Coalition unveils rival housing policies.
By Geoff Chambers, Noah Yim and Elizabeth Pike

MID-SIZED CAPITALS
‘Perfect storm’ hits property market
Perth and Brisbane property prices tumble as housing market enters ‘perfect storm’
New data has revealed Perth and Brisbane’s once-resilient property markets are now among Australia’s fastest cooling, with declining locations nearly quadrupling in a single quarter.
By Mackenzie Scott and Ben Wilmot

Even the indefatigable Geoff, chambering yet another round in his barrel-hot shottie, had to go ...

COMMENTARY by GEOFF CHAMBERS
Albanese wields sledgehammer on property for votes
The PM gives Labor MPs a green light to be honest about how the budget inflicted a sledgehammer – rather than a scalpel – on an already vulnerable property market.

Will we ever return to sob stories about vulgar youffs and younglings exiled from the housing market?

But the pond didn't have to brood for long about that, because down below all that came the bromancer and he was hot to trot on the melongate saga, because what red-blooded reptile could fail to keep this jihad alive?

It was time for the bro to go fully woke, and be incredibly polite...




The header: Anthony Albanese tries to be cool but gives us a high-class, refined stupidity; Anthony Albanese’s attempt at casual banter has backfired badly, reinforcing Japanese quiet doubts about Australian political maturity.

The caption for the sinisterly sneering PM: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese faces criticism over his podcast remarks regarding Japanese leadership. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

The bromancer started out in typical hard-hitting style ...

It takes a special kind of high-class, refined stupidity, not available to normal people, for an Australian prime minister to choose to make crude jokes about a female Japanese prime minister.

Ah memories ...



Don't get the pond wrong. The pond is incredibly pleased that the reptiles have at last gone fully woke.

No country more thoroughly practises, and places greater value on, courtesy, politeness, dignity, “face” and respect than Japan. So Anthony Albanese in his all-but-inexplicable jokes about Sanae Takaichi’s “melons” has re-established that the Les Patterson streak of deeply unimpressive Australian mediocrity lives on.
Leave aside for a minute the grotesquely crude innuendos – which everyone except Albanese and his hypocritical defenders recognise (imagine if Scott Morrison or Tony Abbott had made these remarks) – of talking about the Japanese PM smuggling in “two melons, as you do”, while mimicking, in front of his chest, the hand gestures of his interviewer who was clearly referencing a woman’s anatomy.
For what reason on God’s green earth would any Australian PM with an IQ above room temperature answer a question about the worst gift he had ever received by referencing Japan’s leader?
The whole Japanese language is built around formal terms of address. You use a different term to address an aunt, as opposed to a cousin, a friend or a stranger. It is a profound achievement of contemporary society that it is so orderly, polite and law-abiding.

The reptiles tried to bolster the bromancer's rage - he's a gentleman and a scholar - with a few inserts ...




Way back when the pond had extensive dealings with Japanese wheeler dealers, and discovered that you could never win in the civility games, and that a lot of crude gaijin behaviour would be tolerated if there was a deal to be made.

It's safe to say that this epic failure caused more pain ... Japan building Australian submarines is a match made in heaven




And the rest, as they say, is history ... and that had to hurt.

And now back to being woke...

Albanese’s defence of his comments is almost comically implausible. He referenced the melons shortly after saying, in response to a question, that he would like to “shag” Kylie Minogue. This is Albanese imitating Donald Trump at his crudest. It’s the opposite of virtue signalling, it’s vice signalling.
Some genius in the Prime Minister’s office, perhaps in the social media team, must have advised him that this was a good way to “connect” to young people who don’t normally follow politics. The problem is you can’t narrowcast to one audience without all audiences seeing you. At no point has Albanese ever shown he understands the importance of the Japan relationship.
Japan is perhaps the US’s most important ally in the world, certainly its most important in Asia. It’s immensely important to us. Yet while the Albanese government is relentless in making special gestures of friendship towards China, it seems permanently tone deaf, if not downright reckless, in the way it treats Japan.
Was there an invitation to the Japanese leader to address our parliament during her recent visit? Why is it that Albanese couldn’t be bothered attending the 50th anniversary dinner of the NARA Treaty between Australia and Japan?
The PM and his defenders argue that only his political opponents are making a fuss of the melons. That’s not true. His crude and inexplicable remarks were the subject of a devastating opinion piece by a left-of-centre feminist in The Japan Times, which is read by much or most of the Tokyo leadership class. It was also subject to devastating criticism from former Japanese ambassador to Australia Shingo Yamagami. Albanese defenders dismiss Yamagami as a hawk who never liked the Albanese government. But the bottom line remains, he’s a senior Japanese diplomat and well plugged in to Takaichi and her conservative government.

Cue the final insert ...



And so to a final gobbet ...

The Albanese gaffe was subject to official cables between Canberra and Tokyo. The Japanese government, unlike its Canberra counterpart, is led by people of maturity and substance, so naturally they didn’t lower themselves to get into the grubby muck with Albanese. But this incident will certainly reinforce every negative opinion, every doubt, that senior Japanese have long privately held about Australians.
After the catastrophe of World War II, Japan went about building a new and thoroughly good society, not perfect but very good. It emphasises hard work and social solidarity at home, and is generally exemplary internationally. It’s one of the great human success stories of the past 80 years.
The Japanese greatly appreciated the reconciliation and friendship they received from Australia, pioneered, inconveniently for Labor, by Robert Menzies, Black Jack McEwen and later Malcolm Fraser, who signed the NARA Treaty, and John Howard. They also recognise, unsentimentally, that Australia has three great assets – strategic geography, mineral wealth and alliance with the US. But they’ve long harboured doubts that Australia is not altogether a serious country, not led by serious people.
As long ago as the 1990s I unintentionally caused a diplomatic incident. At a small dinner a visiting Japanese economics minister was speaking off the cuff. He said that while Japan valued Australia, trade unions made us one of the most difficult countries in the world in which to run a business.
Thinking the remarks were on the record, I reported them. The minister thought his remarks off the record. It was an innocent misunderstanding. The minister was mortified that he might have unintentionally given offence to his Australian hosts.
There is a lurking, generally publicly unspoken, sense among many Japanese that Australian leaders are not to be taken altogether seriously. Albanese reinforced that a hundredfold and added to it the perception that we can’t even muster elementary good manners either.

Only the immortal Rowe could bring together the two lizard Oz strands for the day in his own inimitable way ...



The bromancer wasn't the only reptile to be mortified. 

The pond only notes it by way of a screen cap, but the bouffant one was also on hand ...




And Dame Slap went fully woke as well ...

Albanese’s women fail their own sexism test
Labor’s most senior female ministers have spent years calling out sexism – until their own leader made a lewd remark about a female ally.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

Dame Slap's opening thrust set her fully woke tone ...

It must be exhausting being a lefty feminist. Always toeing the line, tying yourself in knots, pulling up a po-faced expression one minute, then contorting a smile to fob off a boob gaffe by your leader the next, gaslighting us, all while carrying that heavy flag for hypocrisy.
Hard work. I’m glad it’s not me; I prefer a more honest day’s work.

Um, that'd be the honest work of telling womyn to stop being snowflakes, stop being teary-eyed pussies, and to harden the fcuk up, and so on and so forth ... and anyone wanting more of Dame Slap carrying that heavy flag of hypocrisy can head off to the intermittent archive.



What else?

Early in the morning the canny Cranston was out and about ...

Labor has no answer on weak productivity
Labor’s cheap population trick no answer for feeble productivity
The Reserve Bank is not happy about Jim Chalmers using increased population in an attempt to boost lacklustre economic growth.
By Matthew Cranston
Economics Correspondent

And William Wright delivered the sort of advice that proved astonishingly handy for the conservative German businessmen who were on hand to help Herr Adolf in his rise to fame and glory (and didn't that work out well)...

Business ponders ways to win the ear of One Nation
The lobbyists who built careers connecting business to Labor and the Coalition now face a problem: nobody knows who to call at One Nation.
By William Wright

It's not just Gina who should be pampering Pauline ...

Whether One Nation forms government, holds the balance of power or simply reshapes the political debate remains uncertain.
What is not uncertain is that corporate Australia can no longer afford to view politics through a two-party lens.
William Wright is chief executive and co-founder of GovLens, an AI political intelligence platform for Australian and British businesses. He was previously UK managing director of GovConnex and is a regular political commentator.

Well played Bill ... showing off all the best that AI can offer.




And so to a bonus, and with so many reptiles fully woke and others sent off to the archive, the pond was left with just Clive ...



The header: Donald Trump learns there are no clear winners in Middle East war; US President promised American strength would deliver – instead he faces an Iran that survived and an Israel that won’t comply.

The caption for the snap of a man imitating a cane toad: President Donald Trump in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington. Picture: AP

Clive could only manage a three minute piece, but be fair, he was standing in for the bromancer, what with the bromancer being far too busy dealing with being fully woke, the real issue this day ...

Iran has demonstrated resilience and tactical opportunism under pressure, while Benjamin Netanyahu has put Israel’s security red lines ahead of alignment with Washington. Donald Trump, meanwhile, is discovering the limits of presidential leverage in a region where allies and adversaries pursue their own interests.
The pattern is less a novel Iranian psychological victory than a familiar feature of Middle Eastern politics. The US and Israel launched their campaign against Iran on February 28, targeting its nuclear and ballistic-missile capabilities. Iran suffered severe military punishment but survived and responded with attacks of its own. The conflict then moved towards negotiation, particular after the impact on domestic oil prices became difficult for Trump to ignore.
Since then, Trump has combined military threats with somewhat erratic diplomacy. A June memorandum of understanding with Tehran declared an end to military operations, provided for reopening the Strait of Hormuz and committed the parties to ­negotiations over Iran’s nuclear program. The nuclear issue was not resolved: enrichment and the disposition of enriched uranium were left for subsequent negotiations. The agreement has since frayed, while negotiations over Hormuz remain difficult, with Iran seeking a significant role in controlling maritime access.
Iran’s achievement is therefore not that it has defeated the US or Israel. It is that it has survived without losing the regime or all of its strategic leverage. Its nuclear infrastructure has been severely damaged, but military action cannot easily destroy the scientific knowledge needed to rebuild a nuclear capability.
Nor has the fate of all Iran’s nuclear material been conclusively established. This is consistent with Iran’s longstanding approach: absorb punishment, preserve the regime, negotiate when necessary, and exploit divisions or fatigue among its opponents.
Netanyahu faces a different calculation. For Israel, the possibility of an Iranian nuclear weapon and the survival of hostile armed groups on its borders are existential security questions. Netanyahu has repeatedly insisted that Iran must not acquire a nuclear weapon, with or without an agreement. Israel’s willingness to act independently is consequently greater than Washington may find comfortable.

Clive won the pond's heart with that sublime understatement about "somewhat erratic diplomacy".

That's worthy of Sir Humphrey providing discreet advice to Minister Hacker - or is that Bernard,  explaining eccentricity: "I have an independent mind, you are an eccentric, he is round the twist".

The pond also appreciated the subtle nuance in mad king Donald not feeling "comfortable" about Benji telling him to fcuk off, he was going to keep the ethnic cleansing going ...(that's what the google bot forces the pond to do) ... Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Jerusalem in March. Picture: AFP



Clive continued to make the whole affair seem like a normal set of diplomatic tiffs, with the odd bit of biff ..

The disagreement is now particularly visible over Gaza. Netanyahu has rejected Trump’s 15-point roadmap, which envisages Hamas disarmament in stages alongside a phased Israeli withdrawal and a new civilian administration in Gaza. Netanyahu insists there will be no withdrawal until Hamas is genuinely and comprehensively disarmed. The rejection is a significant disagreement with Trump, although not a rupture: discussions continue and Netanyahu still describes him as “a close friend”.
Israel is due to hold a national election on October 27, and Netanyahu is under pressure from right-wing coalition partners and voters concerned about the wars in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran. His refusal to accept an American timetable can therefore be seen as both a security position and domestic political positioning.
Trump needs diplomatic successes, lower regional tensions, stable energy supplies and a foreign policy narrative demonstrating that American military power produces results.
Netanyahu must satisfy Israeli security concerns while managing a politically divided country and coalition pressures. What Washington sees as a necessary sequence towards ending the conflict may look in Jerusalem like an unacceptable gamble.
Iran benefits from every significant disagreement between Washington and Jerusalem. But this does not mean Tehran has somehow played Trump or Netanyahu; its advantage is structural. The longer a conflict continues, the more difficult it becomes for the US to reconcile military objectives with energy prices, military resources, regional stability and domestic ­politics.
Israel also benefits from continued American pressure on Iran: a weakened regime and degraded missile and nuclear capabilities reduce the threat to Israel, while the Gaza war keeps Hamas and other armed groups under pressure and diverts international attention away from settlement expansion in the West Bank.
Military success does not necessarily produce a political settlement. Iran’s nuclear knowledge cannot be bombed out of existence; Hamas cannot simply be wished away; and Gaza cannot be reconstructed without resolving who governs it and who provides security.

Again Clive won the pond's heart ... what a program ...

Trump needs diplomatic successes, lower regional tensions, stable energy supplies and a foreign policy narrative demonstrating that American military power produces results.

He does realise mad king Donald is barking mad, clearly on the downhill slide mentally and physically, surrounded by yes men who don't have the first clue? Right?

No matter, time to terrify the hive mind ... Members of the Al-Qassam Brigades, the armed wing of Hamas, in Rafah, Gaza, last year.




In the end, Clive sounded a little despairing ...maybe there might be a few hurdles facing that ambitious program he assigned to mad king Donald ...

Destroying military capabilities is much easier than creating a durable political order.
One of the principal losers may therefore be American influence. Trump entered the conflict promising that American strength would produce decisive outcomes. Instead, he has found himself on the back foot negotiating with an Iranian regime that survived the initial assault while confronting an Israeli government that is unwilling to accept American proposals when they conflict with its own security ­calculations.
The US remains far more powerful than any individual regional actor. But power is not the same as control. Iran has demonstrated that it can endure American military pressure; Netanyahu has demonstrated that Israel will pursue its own interests even when Washington disagrees; and Trump is discovering that in the Middle East, even an American president cannot always dictate the end game.
The main beneficiaries of the conflict seem to be the American and Russian oil producers who are making up for the global shortfall in Middle East oil ­supplies.
Clive Williams is director of the Terrorism Research Centre and a former Australian Defence Intelligence officer clive.williams@terrint.org

What a relief to look away and enjoy the infallible Pope for the day ...




Not the bloody melons again!

Must it always be melons?

And forget the gambling. The reptiles love their gambling revenue.

Why can't there be talk of apples?

Yes, it's not just the ABC that can have a bit of DW filler, dealing with life under Vlad the sociopathic invader ...