Imagine the pond's despair.
Prattling Polonius has always been a reliable opener for the pond's Sunday meditation, but this weekend he went full Australian Daily Zionist News contributor, with tedious historical angle designed to send readers into a state of somnambulism ...
Antisemitism in Australia did not begin on October 7. It is the culmination of a half-century shift that saw the left turn on the Jewish state.
By Gerard Henderson
The pond baulked, resisted opening the mouth to take the bit ...
About the only use the pond could find for it was as a springboard, a segue to Haaretz ... and Adla Alnazer's offering Australia, Don't Be Surprised. Israel Does This to Palestinians All the Time (*intermittent archive link)
Oh that's tasty, way more interesting than Polonius.
The pond will have another chunk, but not before reassuring Adla that the lizard Oz does it all the time ...shielding Israel from accountability:
But with Polonius banished, along with all the other reptiles whom the pond winnowed out yesterday, like chaff in the wind, what was left provided slim pickings...
Oh sure there was a culture war issue that briefly landed on the top of the page later on the Saturday, a bit of Bita ...
It must be hugely important, it was top of the digital "news" ma, up there with Our Henry's contribution to the Australian Daily Zionist News (for those that missed it Our Henry was in the archive and so was "Ned's" contribution. So much fodder for the Zionist News on the weekend).
The splash featured a pompous git posed in classic arms crossed style ... and so did the yarn ...
The header: University students struggle to write after schools ditched cursive for screens;Reliance on digital devices and typing means many university students can’t write handwritten essays and notes, a former curriculum chief says.
The caption for the snap of the preening, posing git: Former vice-chancellor and chairman of the Australian Curriculum, Assessment and Reporting Authority Steven Schwartz. Picture: Britta Campion
Before enduring some four minutes of Bita blathering, the pond should declare an interest.
The pond hates doing anything using handwriting.
Many years ago, a friend of the family gave the pond a cheap-as-chips portable typewriter, and the pond never looked back.
The pond did a self-taught crash course in touch typing, using a standard primer as a guide, and while never up to stenographer or transcriber standard, still managed a decent wpm rate (with only a modest error rate, mainly produced by the keys deciding to stick together. Damn you ancient keyboard).
Unless you happen to be an intense sort of Chinese calligrapher, devoted to the art of Hanzi, or some English nerd compelled by fonts, there's nothing useful or noble about affecting to think running writing or cursive is better than producing English that can be read.
BT, aka "before typing", the pond's handwriting looked like the proverbial tale of a drunk spider crawling through an inkwell ...
The pond isn't the only one.
Back in the day, a number of King Chuck's letters and annotations came to the attention of the press and were so notorious that they attracted a "spider" appellation.
Attorney General made a final attempt to block release of Charles' letters
High Court wanted release but Government appealed to Supreme Court
Known as 'black spider' memos because of royal's scrawled handwriting (Daily Snail link)
With that off the pond's chest, it was time to get down with it ...
Calling for a ban on laptops and iPads in primary school, Emeritus Professor Steven Schwartz said screens were “certainly damaging for children’’.
“It’s affecting their behaviour, their ability to interact with one another, to understand how people react to them,” he told The Australian.
Emeritus Professor Schwartz – a former chair of the Australian Curriculum, Assessment and Reporting Authority (ACARA) – said students needed to learn to take notes by hand, instead of typing on a laptop or relying on YouTube videos or AI summaries.
While cursive writing remains part of the national curriculum, he said “hardly any’’ schools taught the old-school skill of running writing because it was not part of the National Assessment Program, Literacy and Numeracy (NAPLAN).
“Now with AI cheating in university, they’re saying they all want to go back to written examinations – and they’ve got all these kids who can’t write, they can only print,’’ he said.
“They’re like monks illuminating a manuscript – it would take years for them to write all the things down. It’s hilarious, but it’s what’s happening.
“It’s just all been pushed over to screens and computers and a lot of what we expect or used to take for granted is now gone.”
There came another snap of the ponce prof, Professor Schwartz says students needed to learn to take notes by hand, instead of typing on a laptop or relying on YouTube videos or AI summaries.
Does this help explain why the reptiles refuse to admit that there's climate change, and climate science is real?
Perhaps it does ... after all, if they're so afraid of laptops and digital thingies and such like, they probably can't handle science either ...
“Most of the research that’s been done over the last 10 years has shown [that screen time] is damaging,’’ he said.
“It’s not as if they won’t get screen time out of school, so I think that at least within school it’s probably a good opportunity to have human time.’’
Did the ancient prof know that this claptrap would be saddled with a stock image that is utterly banal, the worst sort of digital drivel you could provide as an illustration?
Even AI might have managed something a little less tawdry, cheap and pathetic: Children learn better when they write things down, says Professor Schwartz. Picture: iStock
Perhaps not, but that wretched image does rather undercut the prof's message, because if the pond contemplated it for more than a nanosecond, the pond might well pluck out an eye.
Then the bittish Bita went on to conflate reading with running writing ...
The nation’s education ministers have asked ACARA to look at changing the laptop-based NAPLAN writing test to a pen-and-paper exam next year.
Almost 25,000 parents and teachers have signed a change.org petition, initiated by The Heads Up Alliance, demanding “device-free’’ primary schools and greater emphasis on books, handwriting, pen and paper and “human relationships’’ in high school.
“We must ensure that by the end of primary school Australian children are able to read and write fluently for sustained periods,’’ the petition states.
“One-to-one internet-connected devices such as laptops are an ever-present source of distraction for high school students, disrupting the focus needed to think deeply and learn new concepts.’’
Oh the hideousness of the full to overflowing intertubes and distracting devices.
Wouldn't you know it, it is just a bit of culture wars sh*t stirring, what with petulant Peta turning up to join battle ...
A report from the Centre for Independent Studies argues too many people are now going to university to study subjects that "neither broaden their minds, nor prepare them for work", says Sky News (sic) host Peta Credlin. “Too many people are essentially putting off life for three or four years and, in the process, incurring a substantial HECS debt, and often having their minds filled with left-wing propaganda into the bargain,” Ms Credlin said Ms Credlin said Professor Steven Schwartz’s report notes student numbers “increased 70 per cent” in the decade after the Gillard government dropped admissions quotas. "And that, coupled with perverse incentive in university funding, that has … 'blight(ed) the life chances of many members of the younger generation'."
Did some reptile loon have to read that tag in running writing?
How else to explain that they still hadn't caught up with Sky Noise down under having undergone a rebranding?
And so to the real reason for the entire exercise.
It was just a promo and the prof was flogging a service.
Before proceeding to the final gobbet, the pond headed off to the MindChamps site to check the pricing ... (the pond confesses to using the intertubes and a computer to do it)
Nice work if you can get it, and so to the penultimate gobbet, and a full-on plug ...
He said handwriting helped build “muscle memory’’, compared to taking notes on a laptop or watching a recorded lecture on YouTube.
“The reason why writing means that you’ll retain more is that you can’t write fast enough to write down every word the lecturer said – you need to process it into ideas and then write those down,’’ he said.
“You’re already getting deeper learning, because you are deep in the ideas.
“Writing it down helps you remember it better because you had to put that effort into putting it down on paper.’’
Emeritus Professor Schwartz said children must be explicitly taught to read and write using phonics – the sounding out of letters and words – and criticised teacher unions for opposing the Year 1 phonics check now mandated by state and territory education ministers.
“There is no real substitute for explicit teaching,’’ he said.
“Universities pretty much told [trainee teachers] that these things were wrong.
“Leaving students to do whatever they want to do, [thinking] they’ll eventually learn what they’re supposed to learn, is a lot easier than trying to teach them.
“There is an actual science to it [teaching] and we just have to inculcate that into the universities, but it’s been hard.’’
MindChamps founder and chief executive David Chiem – a former Australian actor – uses theatre and music to teach children literacy from the age of 18 months. “It’s about pre-literacy – we don’t wait until they get to primary school and struggle,’’ he said.
But wait, there's more ... MindChamps founder and chief executive David Chiem was awarded a doctor of letters by Western Sydney University.
And so to the final plug, and please write the name down in long hand, or perhaps devise a sales ditty up there with Mr Plough ...(that name again is MindCamp, remember to call MindCamp)
“Until they love reading, they’re not going to enjoy writing.’’
Dr Chiem said children needed to learn a love of books, plays and music before they started school, otherwise “all of these gadgets and devices that are so obviously designed to get children addicted will win the war because we didn’t nurture literacy from the earliest years’’.
Western Sydney University has awarded Dr Chiem an honorary Doctor of Letters for his significant contributions to early childhood education, literacy and educational innovation.
UWS vice-chancellor George Williams said he was “impressed and inspired’’ by the MindChamps teaching techniques, which could be integrated into the university’s early childhood teaching degrees.
“The engagement of the kids, the joy of the educators it’s obviously a highly effective model,’’ Professor Williams said.
Time out, a 'toon please, and as climate science was mentioned...
That left the pond in search of a bonus, and the pond rifled through the detritus and trash that had been discarded yesterday in the archive.
There was nothing for it, Dame Slap had to be picked out of the rubbish, if only to confirm the pond's running thesis that the reptiles are on an extended campaign to promote Gina's pampered pet ...
The header: Permission to speak? Hanson’s fight is ours; Her battle with Mehreen Faruqi has forced Pauline Hanson to ask the High Court to be heard, and they should listen on principle alone.
The caption: Pauline Hanson has lodged an application with the High Court to seek leave to appeal against the recent decision of the Full Court of the Federal Court in her litigation against Greens senator Mehreen Faruqi, right.
Dame Slap spent a bigly six minutes dealing with the extraordinary suffering of Gina's pet, apparently because the poor thing's unable to rabbit on in the offensive way she somehow manages to do on a daily basis ...
She has put the boringly biased ABC on notice. She echoes our frustrations with the woke and increasingly unskilled bureaucracies that we can no longer rely on to provide independent advice to government. It is only right that Hanson is now taking the fight up to our most senior courts.
Uh oh, that word again ...
So the reptiles are entirely on board with Gina's pet's agenda, but perhaps only because she's a mirror reflecting their world view back to them.
On with Dame Slap ...
Less than 12 hours after Queen Elizabeth died on September 8, 2022, in Britain, Faruqi tweeted: “Condolences to those who knew the Queen. I cannot mourn the leader of a racist empire built on stolen lives, land and wealth of colonised peoples. We are reminded of the urgency of Treaty with First Nations, justice & reparations for British colonies & becoming a republic.”
About four hours later, Hanson tweeted her response: “Your attitude appalls [sic] and disgusts me. When you immigrated to Australia you took every advantage of this country. You took citizenship, bought multiple homes, and a job in a parliament. It’s clear you’re not happy, so pack your bags and piss off back to Pakistan.”
Charming.
The temptation is to respond in the same way as the troller did the trolling (she could at least piss off back to a fush and chup shop), but the pond again wasn't in a biting mood.
Luckily there followed a snap featuring the trolling charmer and her trolled victim ... One Nation leader Pauline Hanson during her Federal Court appeal against findings of racial discrimination. Picture: Jane Dempster/The Australian And Mehreen Faruqi.
Oh dear long absent lord, shades of the racist Bolter, we're back with 18C again.
Why aren't the reptiles of the lizard Oz allowed to descend into a cesspit of abuse with Pauline? Why is life so unfair, why are all these minorities so unkind, can't they take a white supremacist joke?
Section 18C is bad law. It should have been repealed by the federal parliament long ago as an affront to a robust and healthy democracy. Plenty of courts have pointed out that political debates are not polite afternoon teas where people recite poems by Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Why on earth, then, is Hanson muzzled from responding with political verve to a politically charged tweet by Faruqi? Sure, Hanson’s response was colourful, rude and perhaps wounding. If Faruqi wants to protect her glass jaw, she shouldn’t be dishing it out. Most Australians would say they each gave as good as they got and this should be left on X, not take centre stage in a courtroom.
As former High Court justice Michael Kirby said about political debates in this country: “One might wish for more rationality, less superficiality, diminished invective and increased logic and persuasion in political discourse. But those of that view must find another homeland.
“From its earliest history, Australian politics has regularly included insult and emotion, calumny and invective, in its armoury of persuasion. They are part and parcel of the struggle of ideas.”
We might lament that parliament has left 18C on the books. However, it’s not too late for the High Court to rule it is unconstitutional. Hanson argues, among other things, that parliament acted outside its powers when it enacted section18C in reliance on the external affairs power (also called the treaty power) in section 51 (xxix) of the Constitution.
Hanson’s legal team argues that section 18C goes much further than the treaty on which it relies, the International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination (known as ICERD) and is therefore invalid.
Inevitably Kirby got dragged into the fuss...Former High Court justice Michael Kirby. Picture: John Feder
Strange, way back in 2015 Kirby was quoted as saying about the act which contains 18C:
As former High Court judge Michael Kirby has said, the act represented, "for the first time, a clear parliamentary instruction, enforceable by law, that racial bigotry against members of a particular race would not be tolerated in Australia". (here)
Never mind, the reptiles have always been exceptionally keen on their right to indulge in racist bigotry and bile ...
Anne Twomey is a constitutional guru and professor emerita at the University of Sydney’s law school. When she talks about constitutional law, it’s not just students who listen. So do judges.
Twomey’s recent episode of her YouTube Constitutional Clarion series raises similar concerns about the constitutional validity of section 18C. Twomey said article 4 of ICERD was clearly aimed at “criminal offences, and it involves action of a very serious nature”. Article 4 is also subject to article 5 of the convention, which includes the right of people to freely express their opinions.
“What is odd about the Full Federal Court’s reasoning in the Hanson case is that it doesn’t interpret that treaty obligation in the context of freedom of speech,” Twomey said.
“The judgment … sets out articles 4, 6 and 7 of CERD, but it leaves out the critical article 5.”
Twomey dismissed the Federal Court’s claim in the Hanson case that 18C validly catches low-range conduct to try to “nip in the bud” conduct that might become of the more serious kind that is the subject of treaty. The court’s reasoning is right up there with saying a cigarette is a gateway drug to heroin.
Hanson’s second ground of appeal is that section 18C of the RDA breaches the implied freedom of political communication. Now we get to the hot mess created by our courts.
The Federal Court said section 18C didn’t breach the implied freedom because this part of the RDA was enacted for a legitimate purpose of enhancing the free flow of speech by shutting down speech that was offensive and insulting. Hanson says the court’s reasoning is wrong. Incredibly, as Hanson’s appeal application notes, the Full Court of the Federal Court ignored the two most recent cases on the implied freedom.
And as a reminder that it's more culture wars fodder, petulant Peta turned up again, though this time the reptiles realised Faux Noise down under had indeed been rebranded ...
One Nation Chief of Staff James Ashby responds to the court upholding the finding One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson racially vilified Mahreen Faruqi. “I received a phone call today from a former federal court judge who said the outcome of today’s decision was intellectually dishonest and lazy," Mr Ashby told News24 host Peta Credlin. “We’re not happy with the decision.”
And so to Dame Slap's final gobbet, wherein she maintained the Ashby rage ...
The Federal Court also ignored Jarrett v NSW, where the NSW Court of Appeal said the Constitution entailed “acceptance of the potential for disharmony, incivility and disruption that is part and parcel of democratic intercourse”.
The legal niceties are, of course, important. However, the core problem is that our senior courts have made a dog’s breakfast of free speech in this country over many years. Scrap that. I know what’s in my dog’s breakfast. But I cannot for the life of me understand the slippery legal inventions made by judges to empower judges to decide what can and cannot be said in this country.
Plenty of lawyers more learned than me, and even a few judges, agree the High Court has made a mash of free speech. Some of them will be at the annual Samuel Griffith Society conference in Sydney this weekend, where judicial meddling will be front and centre of a robust debate about free speech.
The High Court’s invention of an implied freedom of political communication and further inventions of entirely subjective tests that apparently determine when the implied freedom applies, make the whole area harder to decipher than the Voynich Manuscript. At least the Voynich Manuscript has some pictures. This uncertainty means we, the people, have no real clue as to what we can and cannot say – until a High Court cryptographer tells us so.
Just to tie that joke in with the blather about calligraphy, the Voynich Manuscript is perfectly readable, because it's handwritten, it's not any of that dreadful digital nonsense ...
See The New Yorker ...
By Jo Livingstone
November 30, 2016 (*intermitten archive link)
And so to the final whine ...
This is untenable. Hanson supporters may not be reading Federal Court and High Court judgments, but their instinct to distrust the tendencies of a small group of elites to think they know better than the rest of us is entirely rational.
It would be a travesty and a sign of cowardice, or perhaps hubris, if the High Court refuses to hear Hanson’s appeal.
It is high time the nation’s most senior court took a long and considered look at the mess they have created and the uncertainly (sic) they have foisted on Australians.
The AI at the lizard Oz is beyond sloppy, but there's a cartoon designed to help tease out the hidden messages buried in that Dame Slap piece ...
Speaking of the uncertainly that Faux Noise has foisted on the entire world, here's a few more 'toons explaining all the uncertainly ...