Saturday, May 13, 2017

In which the arm-breaker and prattling Polonius share kind words and thoughts ...


The pond wanted to start off this day with a reminder of what a really disturbed and weird man Mark Latham was, is, and no doubt will continue to be...

What's astonishing is that he didn't even bother with a new account when he resumed twittering, but stayed instead with Real Mark Latham, though the technologically illiterate bumpkin at first tried to deny any connection to the filth, until back in August 2015 Marik Di Stefano Buzzfeed nailed him in Here's How We Confirmed Mark Latham Has Been Tweeting Abuse At Women ...

This is old news to followers of the arm-breaker, but the pond thought it worth re-hashing, because of a momentous event today ...

Polonius has decided to prattle about the arm-breaker ...



Now the generality of sane and balanced humanity probably doesn't care too much what a prissy anal-retentive thinks about the barking mad, but the pond finds it titillating ... after all, if deep into the perversity of constant reptile watching, even noting their toilet habits has a certain compulsive fascination ...

The latest development is all the more compelling because at one time in an earlier life the arm-breaker embarked on a string of abusive columns for Crikey ... featuring prattling Polonius ...


Back in those days the arm-breaker delighted in tormenting Polonius, as in this account of a book launch ...


Well actually, if anyone wants to read a small proportion of them, they can find them at Crikey here, currently outside the paywall.

In due course the arm-breaker ran out of steam - short attention span - but anyway, it should be fair dibs, with Polonius given his turn. 

The pond is supposed to be about Polonius, and what joy to find him scribbling with delight about Labor rats ... as if he was an expert in rattus rattus, or perhaps was one himself, and so knew whereof he wrote ...



So there? 

What sayeth the arm breaker?


There's more at Crikey here, currently outside the paywall, but the pond should hasten back to Polonius for a final word. 

Polonius does so love a final word ... especially if it's a tedious history lesson in the bleeding obvious, where Polonius turns Catholic rat and celebrates Billy Hughes, which perforce means he takes a stern view of Daniel Mannix ...

The pond fears for his mortal soul ...


Cared little about what the true believers thought? Is Polonius suggesting a glorious future for the rabid arm-breaker, like the glorious rats he seems to be celebrating?

Well it's excellent that prattling Polonius cares so much about the arm-breaker and what he thought ...


The pond could go on and on with the quotations ... anyone interested can just google the co-joined names of the Hendi and the arm-breaker or Henderson Watch, and can then marvel at or wonder why prattling Polonius chooses this moment to celebrate not so much a Labor rat, as a notorious ratbag, now far beyond the valley of the raving larrikin ...

In the interim, the pond will just settle for the punchline to that yarn about the inner city 'leet Polonius and his tidily paid consort ...


Ah memories ... and now Polonius prattles about the way that the ratbag might yet reinvent himself as a politician ...

Truly it's a weird and wonderful world. 

Is it wrong for the pond to suggest urine samples should be taken from all the reptiles, operators and members of institutes and think tanks, and politicians? Credit where credit is due for the idea, with David Rowe offering more cartoons of lab rats at work here ...by golly that oddly dressed chap in the corner looks like he's high on something. Is negativity as euphoria-inducing as speed?




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