It seems that the great Australian orange juice crisis of 2017 might be at last over, with the new season's oranges coming on line ...
The pond doesn't buy Australian orange juice out of faux patriotism, but because it prefers fresh juice over reconstituted juice ... and the last few months have been hard, with the juice shortage driving the pond into a frenzy ...
Of course it's a first world kind of crisis, and a never no mind up against what people going about their business all over the world might cop from homicidal maniacs of one religious or political persuasion or another ...
A few have complained about people bunging on a concert as a response to recent Islamic fundamentalist activities, but the pond thinks it an excellent idea ...
The Wahhabist fundamentalist mind dislikes music (and dance and many other forms of joy-giving), so the more music there is - even a beaver's attempt at the art form - the better. Juice it up ...
The pond wondered what it would be like to have an Oreo shortage. It would probably be even more dire than an orange shortage, but luckily this morning, there was an abundant Oreo crop ... as might be expected from one of the top ten minds in Australia's universities, and quite possibly in the world ...
There was this ...
And there was this ...
Now the pond isn't keen on using terror for political and column filling purposes immediately after a barking mad Islamic fundamentalist attack. It is, of course, what the fundamentalists want ...endless TV pundits talking endlessly, and in the process talking up, the fundamentalist agenda ...
Besides, there was something more appealing about someone deploring the EU signing up with the Communists, when the Donald is busy signing up with the dictator Vlad the impaler Putin ...
The reptile promotion sealed the deal ...
Yes, it was time for some vintage Oreo alternative views of the world out there with Chuck Jones ...
So without further ado ...
Now this is rich, ripe and fruity stuff, as good as a season of undiluted, with genuine pulp, orange juice ...(please, don't give the pond pulp-free, the pond loves its pulp. To suggest pulp-free, isn't just unAustralian, it's unTamworth).
Any stray reader might analyse the repetition of false and meaningless data and statistics ...all the pond can do is enjoy the redolent rhetoric on view in sentences like ...
"Today it represents the bureaucratic elite of a sclerotic world order led by careerists."
It reminded the pond of the language of Mao, who loved to talk of careerists, as in "Especially watch out for careerists and conspirators like Khrushchev and prevent such bad elements from usurping the leadership of the Party and the state at any level."
How about "we must be especially vigilant and prevent the emergence of big and little careerists, and we must master how to see through and resist various types of conspiratorial activities" or "... we can see that preventing careerists and conspirators from usurping Party power is a general and long-term problem for proletarian parties in power ..."
It's truly strange and wonderful how communist and fascist rhetoric can merge and blur into a seamless meaningless whole ...
You have to hand it to the Oreo. She sounds like a genuine Maoist ...
It's the reason twits absorb the tweets of the Donald in a leap, a bound, or a mindless gulp. Simple-minded slogans, meaningless chants, in lieu of meaningful activity ...
Cue the final Oreo gobbet ...
Of course what a fuckwit like Oreo dare not admit is that when you put a fuckwit like the Donald in the White House, even a Communist state can begin to look and sound sensible ...
How weird is it that the Donald can make a Chinese dictatorship like benign and intent on sensible world stewardship?
It's like that Oreo guff about political Islam in the final par.
The pond is still waiting for an explanation of why the Donald made the home of Islamic fundamentalism, the prime exporter of Wahhabism, his first international port of call, and why Saudi Arabia was left off the list, in what was clearly intended as a ban on Muslim countries ...though the Donald tried to fudge the intent.
While not wishing to indulge in binge drinking of the Oreo, her other piece ended this day with a rousing call ...
Saudia Arabia is the prime exporter of fundamentalist Islamic wahhabism to the world.
Would any lizard Oz reptile have the courage to declare it? Would the Oreo make a stand?
Not really ... this is her penultimate par ...
It's as if Islamic fundamentalism came out of nowhere and somehow it's all the fault of Western welfare ...
Not a mention of the billions that Saudi Arabia has spent promoting its Wahhabist jihad around the world ...
So much stupidity, so little time ... yet in that country, the Oreo wouldn't be driving around, or scribbling columns or turning up anywhere without the supervision of a kindly patriarchal male ...
Well that's enough of the Oreo glut this day. It's time for a fresh dinkum orange juice ... while ...
The Oreole: "According to President Trump ..."
ReplyDeleteNow there's a very silly statement, anything "according to President Trump" is guaranteed to be gold-plated nonsense. Or, to use an okkerism, bulldust.
And talking about okkerisms, I just didnt know until yesterday that an American "oreo" is the same as an okker "coconut".
And then she says: "....61 million Americans signed off on it when they voted Trump into office".
Well, correcting the usual reptile blatant inaccuracy (it was actually 62.9 million who voted for Trump), what about the 65.8 million who voted against it ? Or isn't at least acknowedging the majority part of American democracy nowadays ?
PS: Mao was right, gotta prevent the rise of those careerists. Ooops, I think it's already much too late for prevention.
No one does a better version of my hair is on fire than Jennifer.
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Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01
ReplyDeleteMike Carlton Retweeted The Australian
We are at war, cries one of The Australian's resident RW idiots. Oriel never disappoints. She gets barmier by the week.
Carlton was limited to the 140 characters of Twitter otherwise he would have included Albrechsten, Cater, Collier, Ergas, Johns, Kelly, Henderson, Richardson, Shanahan (him and her), Sheridan, Sloane et al.
It's easy for them to say it, Anon, because they don't have to experience it. That dirty business they leave to others. But their war cries continue to sound.
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DeleteCouldn't agree more DP. Oreo is a fuckwit and clearly has never run or been involved in an actual business.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she take her sermon on the importance of national sovereignty over global agreement and cooperation down to the head quarters of the likes of Louis Vuitton, Prada or the like.
I mean who are we in the West to insist China can't assert it's sovereignty by making handbags and shoes of said brands? Copyright or IP infringement- boohoo.
Copyright is nothing but a left wing conspiracy trying to assert a new world order...
I mean what benefit would it have to our economy to deal with other countries based on shared norms with the confidence they won't arbitrarily assert their sovereignty in the middle of your deal. What a dip shit.
So, the Oreo has a new catchcry – “the West and the rest”. That’s sure to do a lot for any fair-minded attempts at diplomacy, bridge building or fence-mending in the international sphere. But I suppose that’s to be expected when imperious hacksters like her gleefully ride the wave of Trump’s divisionism.
ReplyDeleteThe Donald’s primal horde rhetoric underlines his contempt for any national or international endeavour based on compassion and compromise - such as Obamacare or the Paris Accord - and the reptiles are sucking it up.
Oz copycats like the Oreo, the Bromancer, Polonius et al have answered the call and sniffed the evil oxygen of the latest Trumpian rampage. Because he is POTUS they can feel justified in adding their own two bob’s worth to his tweets/sprays/pronouncements/whatevers.
Intoxicated by Trump’s current displays of arrogance and bullying, the reptiles are now whipping themselves into a frenzy of hate and paranoia. Exhibit one would have to be the Bromancer’s fantastic performance on the Drum the other night - a veritable herptilian tour de force. The wide-eyed fool was shouting ‘em down and frothing at the mouth like a wounded Gregosaurus. His brain had flicked on to default and suddenly he was back in the swamp being attacked by a humungous swarm of red and green pterodactyls who were shouting truthy stuff at him from a great moral height. Priceless.
“Interview with a Reptile” - see it all here at around 20 minutes in if you dare.
Thanks to Anonymous for the link;
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-23/the-drum-tuesday-may-23/8559786
Saudi Arabia launches national state company for military industries
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