In which the pond wonders which Terror jihadist fundamentalist Islamophobic bigot is the fairest of them all ...

Don't get the pond wrong. There's really important news happening this day. Just look at the Sunday edition of the Currish Snail ...

But it's the pond's duty to attend to jihadists eager to spot thought crimes ...

Of course there's obvious international examples of the jihadist thought police crusaders at work ...

The pond felt the immediate need to express cyber sympathy ... after all, who knows what the Trump administration actually thinks, apart from kowtowing to Saudi Arabia, and the fascist fundamentalists who run that medievalist kingdom aren't amongst the pond's favourite people (more here, though following the link is a thought crime).

Brotherly kingdom? Spare a thought for the sisterly ... the women who can't even drive a car and who must endure male supervision at every turn...

But enough of middle eastern jihads, because the Terror has turned out a splendid array of jihadists this day ...

Now the pond is deeply over this incessant, rabid, ranting about Islam that litters the pages of the Murdochians. Here's a thought. Why don't they just freely shut the fuck up ...

That armchair warrior Akker Dakker is particularly agitating. The notion that the fat owl of the remove will lumber out of his comfy leather chair and destroy all jihadis without mercy is comical in the extreme ...

Well, the pond can only stand so much, even on a meditative Sunday dedicated to the hideousness of religion, so it selected the Devine, because ... well because the Devine is still by far the best at hating ...

If you want a fundamentalist Xian devoted to bigotry, hate, and foaming and frenzied lathering up of homophobia, why look past the Devine?

Here's a thought? The Devine's bigotry passes as a form of thinking?

Uncomfortable conversations? Does that mean we can mention the Devine rabbiting on about gay marriage?

Now the upside is that there's nothing funnier than the Devine talking about a secular society and pretending that Catholic fundamentalists are secularists ... as if they don't have a deep hang-up about Alan Joyce ...

... and sundry other matters where their bigotry routinely takes to the air and sounds like your average Daesh jihadist ...

But wait, there's more comedy to follow ...

Hmm, the pond wonders what the Devine chanted when she urged on the war in Iraq?

As for preening fuckwitted Xians pretending they aren't part of the problem, and dumping it all on the Islamic fundamentalists and blaming it on their holy book ...

Does anyone read the bible these days?

But wait, there are even more opportunities for the pond to mention the gigantic mote in fundamentalist Catholic bigot eye ...

Oh just fuck off, for pity's flying fuck sake ... the day that the pond has to integrate with the thoughts of the bigoted Devine is the day it will be truly radicalised ...

And now, because the pond can stand only so much Islamophobia, and fundamentalist (Xian) bigotry, even on a meditative Sunday, there's only a sampling from petulant Peta and armchair jihadist Akker Dakker ...

The question here is how much either can sound like the most genuine jihadist follower of the methodology of the Saudia Arabia thought police...

It's an amazing and hotly contested battle ...

Here's Akker Dakker closing off his jihad with rousing words ...

Now there's a jihadist warrior of note, shouting from his leather armchair, possibly with a port in hand if no white powder is nearby ...

Can petulant Peta possibly match him?

Yes, the fascist spirit of Saudi Arabia and Daesh is strong in that one ...

The pond unilaterally awards the win to petulant Peta, and anyone who wants to appeal to the AAT about the decision, tough shit, the pond has abolished it, and exiled all bleeding hearts to Antarctica to find the lost southern walri ...

And now speaking of competitions, the pond has become aware of another rich competition currently going down ...

Ah, the Trump card ...

But who will save us now from the Trump card?

Can you play six handed five hundred without a Joker in the pack?

So many questions, so little time, and now humanity's only possible salvation gone ...

So many happy hours wasted in a never-ending childhood  ...

More Batman, less bible, less vitriolic Devine, and fewer Terrorist jihadists, it's the only way forward for a genuinely secular society ...