With the news out of Washington that General John F. Kelly has stopped all leaks - and so there's absolutely no leaked news, and certainly none in relation to Malware - the pond was forced to look elsewhere, beginning with some Newtown graffiti, or street art, call it what you will ...
And with things consequently placid at the lizard Oz, the pond had to turn to the Terrorists and to their top political commentator, their very own simpering Sharri, laying down the sharia law ...
Oh dear it never gets old, does it, the nuisance value of these pesky gays and their supporters is impossible to estimate. Always distracting, always getting in the way ...
The pond was astonished to see one of these gay jihadists at the top of Sharri's story. and even worse flourishing the satanic text that inspired his wicked jihadist campaign.
Have they no shame? This Freedom Boy - the pond understands this is the name this fierce revolutionary goes by - claimed he had nothing to say, nothing at all on the subject, and yet there he is, waving one of the most dangerous, subversive propaganda rags in front of the camera, like the dangerorus radical he is ...
Let's face it, that tree-killing thing is even more dangerous than the Quran, the bible or L. Ron Hubbard blathering on about dianetics while picking pockets ...
The country's simply not safe while these gay bomb throwers are allowed to run wild and free ...
Oh the fiendish bomb throwers, the rascals, the rapscallions ...just when we could be demonising the Islamics, there they were out and about throwing their bombs and quite ruining everything ...
Sure that image might be construed as offensive, but let's face it, everyone knows teh gays routinely ruin everything, and are rather like the SS ... terrorists the lot of 'em ...
And now can we have a shot of the suffering PM, if you please, being bombed and hijacked and ruined ...
Yes, dammit, you gay saboteurs, how dare you talk of human rights when the real business - demonising the Islamics and instilling the fear and maintaining the power - is the most important thing for the Liberal Caliphate ...
Please ...
Can we have a photo of another one of these devious revolutionary ratbag infidels ...
Please ...
Do they have the mettle?
Likely not. Gays are notorious for having man bags and wearing scarves and coiffed hair and caring about their appearance and not worrying about caricatures and stereotypes, as they sneak around in high heels, so after they've done the damage, they're likely to skulk off into the night, and begin building the next bomb.
They're definitely much worse than Daesh, and they want to ruin everything, but they don't have the balls.
Speaking of balls, the pond understands that at this point some older gentlemen readers might have started to get restless.
Usually the Terrorists would run a photo of Sharri to satisfy jangling heterosexual nerves ...
All this talk of gay bomb-throwers can be terribly wearing for the jaded heterosexual appetite ...but if the Terrorists won't do it, then the pond must provide a distraction from all this talk of wicked gay bomb-throwers ruining everything ...
Ah that's better ,and if a photo of Warren Entsch should happen to turn up in the next gobbet, that should inoculate and keep safe the heterosexual population threatened by these wild-eyed anarchist bomb throwers, with all their cheap, mindless talk about equality and rights ...
Oh dear, did someone in the back row faint at the sight of Warren?
Quick paramedic, boil some water, lots of it, and produce another Sharri photo ...
Oh that's better, and so to the final gobbet ...
Indeed, indeed, five damned bomb throwers ruining everything, and expert, sympathetic analysis from Sharri, who can spot a Daesh follower at a hundred paces ... just ask him about his opinion of gay marriage ... or perhaps just ask good old jellyback and gutless wonder Malware, always ready to cave into bigotry and homophobia, or dump human rights into the party room so that they can all take the rap...
And so to the prescient Pope, as usual providing a commentary which helps explain why simpering Sharri routinely sends the pond up the wall, or into catatonic repressed silence.. with more Pope here ...
The USA.....the United Sieve of America. So bigly, everything falls through.
ReplyDeleteThe SSM issue is possibly the only chance the LNP has of saving a good number of seats at the next election, yet they appear happy to cut of their nose to spite their face.
The data is in regards the population that has long ago resolved the matter in their own minds and have moved on to think about matters of far greater importance... Taxation, energy, climate change, NBN/digital future,housing, etc. etc.etc.
There are many elements of the human condition that have been around since the beginning of time and same sex attraction is but one, but one that has hijacked by a small clique of religious zealots.
Folk are born same sex attracted.
Folk are taught religious belief.....cheers.
Yes, it would appear that some backroom focus group has found the simplest problem with the most straightforward answer & decided to use it to demonstrate the absolute cluelessness of Australian conservatism. Job well done!
ReplyDeleteThat Pope cartoon is stunningly good.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/aug/04/news-corps-handmaids-fail-is-sbss-gain-as-boss-hits-back-at-bunch-of-sooks
“These violent delights have violent ends
ReplyDeleteAnd in their triump die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume”
No matter who we think Shakespeare was, they always had some sharp and meaningful words for every possible human situation.
Delete[Exit, pursued by a bear.]