Spillage ...
It was with great regret that Dame Slap's contribution to the civil war had to be relegated to the spillage bin, to leftovers, to seconds, but the judge was severe and the decision was final.
It was deemed to be a meritorious effort, but not up to Dame Slap's usual conspiratorial paranoid standard ... no mention of it all being the fault of the UN's push for world government, just the ABC ...
Well of course, it goes without saying that it was all the fault of the ABC, and nothing to do with little Johnny or the onion muncher ...
Now immediately the pond could sense some getting agitated about the judge's decision, and suggesting the pond must have imported a thugby league referee or a one-eyed umpire who routinely wears a Collingwood shirt (oh they need their 25 players, they really do).
After all, shouldn't a line like "that's how the word 'marriage' in the federal Constitution should be altered" have scored top place for Dame Slap, somewhere more prestigious than the spillage bin of abandoned history?
Say what? Has Dame Slap gone politically correct? What's wrong with being a bigot? Has it become some kind of insult? What happened to the good old days with gorgeous George?
Never mind, damn you ABC, and it's time for yet another fine paranoid conspiratorial rant from Dame Slap, which sadly the judge marked down for being far too predictable ...
The delusional is strong in this one, but then Donald Trump would never become president, and Dame Slap certainly wouldn't be seen prowling the streets of New York in a MAGA cap ...
Some might now wonder, having scrutinised the Dame Slap tea leaves, how she's actually going to vote and whether indeed, she is an enthusiastic "yes" voter, but sadly, it's likely that a lot of the commentariat are going to do a Malware and go to ground and do a doggo ... or blame the ABC, because the Murdochians have been such fierce supporters of the gay community.
And if you read that without spitting out coffee and contributing to the spillage for the day, well done ...
The same can't be said for the lickspittle, servile, grovelling of the bromancer, out and about and showing how it was done this day and as a result scoring top spot in the reptile fickle finger of fate opinion listing ...
The judge was mightily impressed - this lap dog, forelock-tugging display only happens a couple of times a week - and deemed it up there with "all the way with LBJ", which worked out tremendously well if you did your time in country in the manner of many of the reptile armchair warriors ...
But perversity is the name of the game at the pond, and the judge decided that poor old prattling Polonius should earn the charity spot below Dame Slap ...
The only reason for dragging prattling Polonius out of obscurity was to marvel at the sight of him channeling Martin Ferguson ...
In recent days, the pond's correspondence has been charting the sell-out Labor types, who cross the floor, usually for unseemly personal gain, though sometimes because senility brings out latent, rabid Genghis Khan tendencies ...
Fergo should be the top of anyone's list of such types ...
That at the ABC back in 2013 here.
Of course the wheels of industry would grind very squeakily without the assistance of the grease supplied by lobbyists, and Fergo is of the top-notch 'greaseball' making the mockery kind ...
Shameless really, but it leads to some strange bedfellows, with Polonius all over Fergo like a besotted, pimply youth led into to the presence of Scarlett Johansson and never mind that she's just a ghost in a coal mine:
The pond loves the way that Fergo and Polonius framed it. Workers are given the "freedom" to negotiate, because there's nothing like a fair negotiation between a single worker and a small, humble cottage industry corporation, say one the size of BHP ...
Such are the joys of reading about quislings and turncoats, ostensibly out and about still battling for the valiant worker, especially anyone getting a stipend for doing work after 7 pm:
Greater flexibility?
Think of that in the same light as perhaps in the same light as some of the positions to be found in the Kama Sutra.
When you're being fucked, or right royally screwed, there's nothing like being able to adopt a flexible position for the screwing ... especially if you happen to be a bar attendant making a living, as opposed to some poor fucker in the US who has to go and collect food stamps because they can't afford to live on the wage they're getting because it's so far below the poverty line that it's not a living wage ...
And now, as the bromancer introduced the subject, why not end on a Pope cartoon, which happens to embrace both the civil war and the 'end of the world' war the bromancer so loves ... with more papal pronouncements here ...
Tony says no, his sister says yes. Tykes against Dykes?
ReplyDeletePrattling Polonius Having speakers from the ALP.
ReplyDeleteI ask why would you if you are a member of the ALP go to this old fossils den to make a speech all you are doing is giving him life support.
Ferguson is a bloody turn coat and like Richardson,Johns and the rest of the right ring nutters that have come out of NSW labor party where it would seem the party would take anybody that has the capacity to defraud or run a scam is eligible to be a member. Getting back to polonius I read somewhere that polonius is losing his memory as he was discredited with his version of Santamaria and came away with a chip on his shoulder but has tried since to rewrite the event.