In which the pond attends a slow-speed dog bothering function ...

The pond and the Donald know exactly where the dog botherer was coming from this day with his call for leadership ...

Someone strong, manly, someone to lead the angry albino reptile out of the wilderness (though into it will probably do just as well) ...

There's no doubt that the Liberals are still searching for a remarkable rocket ...

The fireworks choices made to date have been a tad mixed ...

Naturally the pond recommends the Liberals pay attention to the dog botherer. 

After all, as a minor war criminal, he did much to help Iraq into the situation it currently finds itself in, and if that isn't a reason to celebrate his sound advice, the pond can't think of another ...

Dear sweet long absent lord, they can't get over the onion muncher, can they? Was it the shared trysts?

Not that the pond is insinuating anything ...

They shared a gay friend? 

Ah yes, the pond knows that routine too well ...

If you’ve ever used your black friends to try and pardon your racism, you need to understand these three reasons why “I have black friends” is not a legitimate argument. (here)

Oh the pond doesn't want to know, it's best to get back to the lesson of the day before the dog botherer hops back into his time machine and travels back into the past to discover the infinite wisdom of what he's already written ...you know, like the way the Iraq war was a rip-snorting success ... but please, kept it simple-Simon, simple-minded simplistic ... and remember to make a joke about the love media, because undying rage and hate is so much to be preferred ...

Love? Why the dog botherer spits on it from a great height ...

Yep, they still can't get over the onion muncher, sitting there in the wings, mouthing his attack lines, and never mind the way he's mightily pissed off a lot of people, except the knucklehead right of the dog bothering kind ...

But at least that mention of a shark allows the pond to flit away to recent great Sharknado stories ...as at the Hollywood Reporter, How 'Sharknado' Casts Its C-Listers and Nearly Landed Trump as President, and at The Independent, Donald Trump threatened to sue Sharkknado when they didn't cast him as president ...

Well it's just as interesting as reading the dog botherer urge Malware to swing towards the rabid right, because if he doesn't the onion muncher will get him, or comrade Bill will go into great white mode ...

Of course we've been here before with the cackling geese ...whether it be climate science or the NBN, though the pond is always willing to go there again ...

It might be recalled that the reptiles of late have spent an inordinate amount of time and energy blaming everyone except Malware for the state of the NBN.

What they make of having the Kohler cuckoo in their nest is beyond the pond ...

Ah yes, remember the good old days of this, at Gizmodo here ...

And this back in 2016 at the ABC here ...

So what does the choleric Kohler think of all that cheap talk of  25 mbps?

Given that the onion munching Malware fraudband is now all over the place advertising the quality of the product, and the quality of the thinking ...

... which brings the pond slowly, reluctantly, back to the dog botherer ...

Actually it demonstrates the enormous, incalculable stupidity of minor war criminal dog bothering kind ...

Who else but a fatuous gibbering idiot would compare broadband to sports stadiums?

There's a lot more of it, easily googled, but it sent the pond into a blind, irrational rage ...

And so to the last gobbet of advice this day for Malware from the minor war criminal, everything having worked out so spiffingly well for him on the NBN, though it turned out that all they could afford was to ship Tamworth's number two oval to Echuca ... (great little town, they could use another oval).

Uh huh. The pond never thought it would be saying it, but bring on the great white shark ... anything at all which will chow down on a dog bothering simpleton blathering on about identity, religious and personal politics when all he means to say is angry white reptiles of the Oz kind shouting at clouds ...

As for the rest, it gets the pond too agitated, but at least there's more First Dog here ... as he gets into 'lock 'em up' mode ...