In which Akker Dakker makes a late move for Sunday attention as one of the world's greatest climate scientists ...

The pond was outraged, not so much at stumbling on a 404 whereby the reptiles tried to show that they had a sensa huma - and so up to date too, dragging Bob out for show - but by the notion that the reptiles of Oz were hate media central.

On the weekend, they give up the ghost by Saturday night, and by Sunday, the Terrorists are clearly hate media central ... just look at the line-up ...

And that got the pond even madder ... the pond had looked at the Devine, a fine hater in top Chuck-hating form, and petulant Peta, an exceptional Malware loather, and yet routinely Akker Dakker gets overlooked ...

And yet Akker Dakker is one of the world's greatest climate scientists, even if he's too modest to make the claim himself ... while helping the world dream of a career at Vogue ...

You see, you don't just get climate science, you get brainwashing and Stockholm syndrome and Patty Hearst and F. Lee Bailey ... and somehow it adds up to this ...

Oh dear, where did that come from? 

The pond of course wants to proceed on the level of rigorous scientific examination of the data, in the way that Akker Dakker himself explains the climate science conspiracy and hoax that will see the United Nations use the weird notion of a changing climate to introduce world government by Xmas ... though perhaps it would help the scientific discussion and the general tone if we showed guns trained on a Swedish bank, as this sort of illustration always makes clearer the implications of climate science ...

There, you see? Akker Dakker's on to the claque like an Xmas cracker...

Of course the pond can't match Akker Dakker in his rigorous use of scientific language. 

Stockholm syndrome, Kool-aid, global hysteria, manipulative compromised scientists, mass suicide, Snowtown, the Beaumont children and weird crow-eaters are the sort of elegant arguments that would adorn any peer-reviewed paper ...

The pond likes to think of them as units, or boilers - count them - wherein Akker Dakker blows his coal-fired, steam-laden stack ... (don't forget to shovel a little white powder into the furnace so it can burn all the brighter).

Now as we proceed further, deeply into the science, perhaps an illustration of the most demonic form of hellish suffering ever devised by inhumanity should be shown ...

This impeccable set of arguments is based on impeccably elegant scientific research, which has seen many a compromised climate scientist abandon the field when confronted by Akker Dakker's rigorous science ...

There's little more to be said, as Akker Dakker patiently explains that the future is coal, coal, coal ...

Thank the long absent lord that this carefully considered collection of well-refined arguments makes such a potent case ... and that future generations will be able to look back and thank Akker Dakker for refuting climate science and making the planet safe for dinkum Aussie coal, oi, oi, oi ...

It's tremendously reassuring that the Donald and Akker Dakker are of like mind and like science and like status as being amongst the world's best climate scientists...

Eat your hearts out reptiles of Oz, you've a long way to go before you can claim that you're greenie-hating central ...