Saturday, July 29, 2017

In which the pond goes full NSFW (NSFAnbody really) with Dame Slap ...


The reptiles led off with this early on the Saturday, and the pond felt the need to treat it as a late night special, with some of the text below the fold ...


Let's face it, with this talk of pussy feminists, Dame Slap is actually calling them cunts ...

Well she's not talking about LOLcat pussies of the cute kind ...


No, she's talking in the Donald way, of pussies as a thinly veiled way of talking about cunts, out there for the groping and the grasping ...


We all know where this tone, this talk of pussies as barely disguised talk of cunts, has come from. The Donald is a master of the art, and has set the tone for all sorts of biblical discussions ...



And so is the Mooch ... and the Mooch sets the tone for all the recent high falutin' political talk in the last few days...


Yes, it's only been a week of the Mooch ...

In that short time, the self-branded “Mooch” has caused the ouster of press secretary Sean Spicer, publicly and directly contradicted Trump’s legal team, vowed a brutal staff purge, leaked news that he was firing a White House spokesman before he even told said spokesman (only to turn around and bizarrely denounce his own leak, pretending that he didn’t do it), outed the president on live-TV as his source, potentially worsened relations between the FBI and the Trump White House, accused Chief of Staff Reince Priebus of a felony, and accidentally went full on-the-record with The New Yorker for an interview in which he dubbed Priebus a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic” and accused Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon of “trying to suck [his] own cock.” (here at the Daily Beast).

Now ever since Deadwood the pond has accepted that motherfucker cocksucker is a rich part of the human vocabulary - well ever since Tamworth and Denis Leary, but let's give credit for this latest iteration, which has inspired Dame Slap and much commentary ...


Here ... and funnily enough elsewhere the reptiles seemed to be mildly disturbed by the tone the Donald was setting ...


Salty language in Washington?

What about the salty language in the lizard Oz, with Dame Slap berating a pack of cunts?

Now don't get the pond wrong. The pond once worked for a female boss, who strode up and down the corridors of power calling everyone, men and women, cunts.

It wasn't much of a management technique ... the women had enough of that shit from the men, and the men were very disturbed at a woman taking over their management style ...

Still, it makes for piquant reading, and puts Dame Slap's thoughts in perspective if you read them as they're meant to be read.

Others might be be a little more explicit with their talk of cocksuckers, but whenever you come across "woman", "feminist", or "pussy",  or "pussy feminism", or the like in Dame Slap's text, think cunt, and if you find that a little too difficult, feel free to substitute "frigid bitch from hell" ...


It does put a tidy little spin on Dame Slap's words, though it's a tad ironic thinking back to the old days when conventional conservatives and Christian fundamentalists would have had a fainting fit.

As the pond read on and on, and Dame Slap sounded ever more like the Donald and the Mooch, it became possible to wonder whether this new salty language phase might ever end, or if it would continue as the new standard, at least until the rapture ...


The entire Dame Slap piece resonated with Trumpian rhetoric and Mooch madness ... and remember, the meaning becomes clearer if you insert 'cunt' at the appropriate places ... though 'uppity frigid bitch' is always handy ...


It also made the pond wonder at the damage that might be done to relationships in the modern age, which seem to be taking something of a battering ...



Here, but it seems to be at one with the general gospel of hate resonating around the world, which is helping bring the White House ever closer to Daesh and the Wahhabist fundamentalists of Saudi Arabia ....


And to be fair, Dame Slap is doing her fair share of work by slagging off the cunts, in a hate style she manages right to the end ...



Funnily enough these quiet cunts - to use Dame Slap's concept -  never seem to bleat a word about the Donald, but they're happy to drop others in it ...


That's Fox Business?

Oh okay, Coulter is never quiet, but isn't she looking weirder by the day, and there - with that talk of bullying by tweet made plain and clear - isn't it strange how more and more Dame Slap grows to resemble her? And how that talk of 'harden the fuck up' if you want to get out of the jungle is just the Donald in disguise ...

Funnily enough, even some Murdochian outposts are now seeing the bizarre comedy arising from the mindset, which is infecting the world ...  and now apparently, Dame Slap, and the lizards of Oz ...





2 comments:

  1. They gots the Mooch, and poor old pedestrian Oz has the Caterist.

    I lay me down to sleep tonight veritably fizzing wondering if you will play the reveal on the repellent Caterists tomorrow, or wait until the appointed day that we all pay out taxes awaiting.

    The small joys of the slow unravelling of govt by Shivs sponsored by cranky old men.

    Surely a good week will follow a good week?

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  2. I wonder why he likes to be called The Mooch(er) when surely he's better described as The Mush (or 'mouth' for those too young to know).

    Anthony Scary-Mush ! Now that really hits the spot, doesn't it.

    As for D. Slap, just wau ! That creepy, cranky feverish ott rant surely deserves a Gold Kenny ! Maybe several.

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