The pond has begun tracking the reptile news day with the same devotion it once showed to the reptile commentariat now tucked behind the paywall …
Every so often, it turns up a genuine piece of coal ..
Dear sweet long absent lord, not BHP …not those bloody activists … oh pity the poor pollies left holding the coal …
That rat ScoMo jumped the shark too …and the pond could sense that the entire newsroom was engulfed in a flood of tears ...
Slowly, slowly ...
And then came this … more reptile sobbing over a gloomy mutton defeatist Dutton …
Now there's nothing that remarkable about this. After all, the mutton Dutton's idea of loyalty is to stir up trouble for Julie Bishop, and swear an oath of fealty to a dropkick useless loser heading rapidly for his thirtieth hiding …
No, what's good is the way that the reptiles have played their part in this Euripdean tragedy … for they must run the next Newspoll, and they are drawn towards the man of the moment …
Nary a moment can pass without the grim spectre turning up in his MAMIL splendour somewhere in the LaTrobe Valley, and the reptiles destined to cover it, and add to Malware's shame … oh the night they drove old Malware down, you could hear the pond singing …
Poor Rach is transfixed … go on Rach, mention the Ciobo matter, mention the coal again, oh won't someone think of the dinkum clean Oz coal, oi, oi, oi, and evoke the MAMIL in all his majesty …and remember to spruik the coal loving, war hero mocking forum ...
It's passing marvellous to behold, the way they clutch to their worry beads and repeat the mantra, while the treacherous BHP goes about its business, and the mutton Dutton is consumed with defeatism …
All that's left to make the pond's day complete are a few Donald cartoons …
"The pond has begun tracking the reptile news day with the same devotion it once showed to the reptile commentariat ..."
ReplyDeleteAnd I note that there's only marginally more connection to reality in the "news" than in the wholly delusional "commentary".