But luckily the Bolter continues on in top form, so we just had to do a dinnertime delight...
No doubt there are some doubters out there, who wondered how the Bolter arrived at the the news that "sceptics now outnumber warmists", but before the doubters try to blind the pond and the Bolter with science, it's simple.
The Bolter did a survey of News Corp journalists and commentators, and writers for The Spectator and Quadrant, and for good measure, took in the views of the staff of the IPA and Lord Monckton.
And there you go, QED and another scientific insight added to the world. No wonder the Bolter felt the need to contrast this rigorous methodology with the devious tricksters fiddling with the figures ...
Naturally the pond just had to read on ...
What's this? One of the world's foremost climate scientists locked away, unable to provide balance and reassurance to the masses? Surely this should be free to google ...
Yes, things are in a sorry state, especially when the Bolter himself slavishly copies down the thoughts of others and flings them together and calls it a blog, providing inspiration for the pond and bloggers everywhere ...
Now the pond knows that there are some wretches out there who've been taken in by the UN world government conspiracy, dressed up as faux climate science ...
In the usual way, the Fairfaxians were at it again today, with that dreadful Peter Hannam scribbling Polar heatwaves have ice in retreat at both ends of the planet (forced video), and quoting tweets ...
Now there's a lot more by way of meaningless graphics here, but it's time to get down and dirty with some real science, flung together by the Bolter, who observes all that's happening in the world from his Melbourne eerie ...
Look at that, water, water everywhere, and every drop to drink ...
Damn you Climate Institute with your fake statistics and ruinous data ...
The rest of that survey is at the ABC here, but that's exactly the sort of place where you'd expect to find this sort of alarmist nonsense,...
Naturally the Bolter did his own analysis of the nonsense, and came up with the statistical truth ...
Now the important thing about any decent statistician is to ignore any suggestions or calculations contrary to the true believer's thesis, and with that matter settled, we can move on to other matters ...
Indeed, indeed. And exactly the same thing is going on this very day at the gullible Fairfaxian rags ...
publishing this sort of tosh, when they might be showing desal ruins ...
Anyone can put a fancy pants bit of red on a map - the British did it for centuries.
What we need is a snap of beautiful, flowing, bounteous water ...please, HUNsters, do your thing ...
Oh the rogues, the charlatans, the wanton betrayers of truth ... look at how they keep spinning their web of lies and deceit ...
Now there might be some silly people who head off to read the detailed reports on the state of the climate 2016, but as always the pond will leave the final word to the world's greatest climate scientist, a title hard won through years of hands-on field experience in Melbourne which has led to first hand study of the two poles, glaciers and any number of other observations ...
Indeed, indeed, and the Bolter is well placed to spot a con ... the pond always believed in the old saw of getting a poacher to be game keeper, and a con artist to spot a con ...
But before we go, can we leave you with a last image of bounteous waters, which is about as meaningful as a shot of endless desert, but which in its own way, summarises the Bolter's understanding of the scientific method ...
Of course they won't say they're sorry. Saying sorry is only the sort of thing the Bolter routinely says when he gets caught out in an error, which fortunately never happens because he's never, ever, ever wrong.
He's always right, and that's why the pond relies on him for its climate science ...the moment anyone admits to doubts, uncertainties, the need for clarification or more data, the pond realises its in the company of fraudulent fools without a centime of sense or understanding.
Absolute certainty that everything is for the best in the best of worlds is the way forward ... so let us continue on our merry way while we can ...
Mirror Of Illusion
ReplyDelete.. In the cold grey-mask of morning I cry out,
But no-one feels the sound that I shout,
And you don't hear me through the tears you've shed,
and the dream-world that you've found will one
day drag you down,
The mirror of illusion reflects the smile,
The world from your back door seems so wide,
The house, so tiny it is from inside,
A box that you're still living in,
I cannot see for why
You think you've found perception's doors, they
open to a lie you .. DEMENTED MAN .. caught in a web of emptiness.
Time We Left This World Today bolting far, a long long way to run.
[The randomly selected president is disturbed due to a national emergency while watching a game show that involves a big pumpkin] It'd better be important, it's almost time for the big pumpkin.
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