In which Miranda the Devine uses the Sabbath to urge anal rape with an olive branch on the world ...

Re-watching Buñuel's La Voie Lactée - so many weird Catholics, so little time - and then taking in a half hour of live streaming of a HD NASA space walk by two American astronauts - so many clouds covering the earth, such a magical thing to see - is about as close as the pond gets to a spiritual experience these days ...

Talk about the milky earth ...

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars, the sky above and the mud below, and so on and so forth ...

Speaking of weird Catholics and the mud and the gutter, this splash immediately flagged to the pond that the Devine had broken the peace of the Sabbath with a peculiarly offensive dose of vile abuse ...

That "take our olive branch and shove it" was a giveaway ... even though the abusive creature who'd scribbled the Sabbath-breaking obscenity was hidden from view ...

Let's not beat around the bush here. We're talking about taking an olive branch and sticking it up the arse.

Anal rape. Not gentle, lubricated, pleasing, possibly orgasmic anal sex, but anal rape with a tree branch.

Now according to Tamworth folklore, this can be done with many things besides olive branches - giant woolly Pioneer buses, for one, and in extreme circumstances, said bus might be shoved so far up that eyeballs pop out of head ...

Now the pond wonders at the hideous, deformed mentality of a Devine who would give utterance to a form of abuse that might make a wharfie cringe and on a Sunday too, when tykes are supposed to be in church worshipping the transubstantiation ...

But don't get the pond started on Buñuel and let's not doubt that she meant it, because it's there in the header ...

Now some might plead that the Devine is scribbling in ignorance, using words she once heard spoken by a wharfie, without understanding their real meaning, being the sweet, innocent, vacuous tyke she is...

Those would be people unused to handling the vipers, the red bellied blacks and browns that are commonly found around Tamworth.

To make sure that we get it, to make sure that we understand that the Devine is seriously intent on anal violation, anal humiliation, anal hate and hurt, it's there in the opening lines in more explicit form...

Now it might be suggested that the sun doesn't shine in the nostril - unless perhaps in orbit doing a space walk outside a space station - but that's surely a fudge.

Everybody knows that the primary location where the sun don't shine is the arse ...

And so what the Devine is saying, though cravenly and without the explicitness of the wharfie, is take an olive branch and shove it up your arse without benefit of lubricant ...

Oh gentle Jesus, meek and mild, is this one of your children speaking in a Sunday meditation?

What follows of course is more of the standard offensive and insulting Devine clap trap, designed to troll anyone with feelings ...

Not bigots or hostile to homosexual relationships?

While urging anal rape on same? With an olive branch? And if same isn't available because the long absent lord burned the bush, then do it with a woolly Pioneer bus?

Ah, that'd be the way of the gentle fork-tongued Christians, pretending to be meek and mild, but who just love to grab hold of an olive branch and shove it up the arse, and let it be noted again, with no mention of lubrication ...

That's a bit like Shelton breaking Godwin's Law and invoking the Nazis, in the style of a Bill Leak cartoon, and never mind the way that the Nazis persecuted homosexuals (though to be fair the British were just as adept at the Turing mode).

So it gets even richer when the Devine starts talking about the suffering of the Christians ...

Would the Devine dare to compare the suffering of local Xians with those tortured by Daesh?

Of course she would because she's entirely fatuous, and never mind the gays flung from the roof tops to their death by crazed Daesh fanatics ...

Well it's possible to lie back and accept the olive branch up the arse, or it's possible to rise up and oppose this sort of inflammatory language and rich abuse ...

As if the nasty culture wars would ever go away, thanks to the eternal presence of homophobic bigots, the Devines, the Bolters, the fundamentalist reptiles at the Catholic Boys Daily, and the fundamentalist Xians and Islamics, united in their hatred of the other and the different ...

Truly, the Devine is the Daesh of the Terror ...

Tout ce qui dans ce blog ...

Well if Shelton can break Godwin's Law with impunity, why can't the pond, especially when truth can be pleaded as a defence?

Never mind, the tone of the comments inspired by the Devine confirmed that she had performed a masterful - or if you will mistressly - troll ...

Oh fuck, not the fucking chooks ...

Oh dear, there's a prime HEAIDCKD wit at work ...

Well, it's just another Sunday amongst the meek and mild Xians ... and remember on your way out, don't forget to splash yourself with some Devine holy water ...