Friday, October 31, 2025

Won't someone think of the moo cows?

 

The pond has been delighted these past few days by King Donald images, for reasons explained at length by Hannah Yoest in The Bulwark in What We Choose to Nazi, The Department of Labor is posting Heroic Realism propaganda. What, exactly, are they telling us?

Short version ...



AI slop at its finest and a real inspiration for the lizard Oz's graphics department.

The pond has long been fascinated by propaganda posters, whether Stalinist, Maoist, Nazi or more minor practitioners of the form, but now King Donald's minions are catching up fast, and might well be the new frontier ... though they still have some work to do achieve pure Adolfism...




Not so hot.

Gotta hand a win to Adolf in that face off ...

While visiting The Bulwark, make sure to catch Andrew Eggers noting fascism in action...

In June 2023, a Washington man named Taylor Taranto drove cross-country to the nation’s capital on a mission. In YouTube livestreams, he said he had fitted his van with a detonator and intended to use it to blow up a government building. He posted an address online purporting to be Barack Obama’s home—one day after Donald Trump posted the same address on Truth Social—then drove around D.C.’s Kalorama neighborhood in an apparent attempt to find it. Approached by Secret Service agents, Taranto attempted to flee, but was arrested. When agents searched his van, they found multiple guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition. A search of his online trail revealed a man positively addled by right-wing conspiracy theories who had been making threats against prominent Democrats—Obama, Kamala Harris, Jamie Raskin—for months.
This year, Taranto was convicted of carrying the guns and ammo without a license and of making a hoax bomb threat. His sentencing hearing is today—but the prosecutors who charged him, assistant U.S. attorneys Carlos Valdivia and Samuel White, won’t be attending. They were placed on administrative leave yesterday, hours after filing a sentencing brief in which they committed a forbidden act: acknowledging that the January 6th attack on the Capitol, which Taranto attended, was carried out by “thousands of people comprising a mob of rioters.”
Last night, after Valdivia and White were placed on leave, a new set of prosecutors for U.S. attorney Jeanine Pirro filed an updated sentencing brief. Identical in nearly every respect, the new brief removed all mention of January 6th and scrubbed the suggestion that it was Trump’s post that had informed Taranto where to look for Obama immediately prior to his arrest.

Amazing scenes, but then each day King Donald's disunited states offers remarkable moments, as the slide into abject authoritarian degeneracy quickens in pace ...

It seems the world is falling apart, and the reptiles are struggling to keep up, what with King Chuck in a William-esque rage...



In the good old days, a black sheep like this could have picked up a GG gig, or at worst, a state guv posting until the heat died down. Or maybe enjoyed exile with a dictator, perhaps in Spain.

But that's not the reason the pond has turned to a late arvo posting, even as the pond struggles to keep up with the struggling reptiles.

For some reason, the archive version of this "agribusiness" story was saved to the archive with a shadow blurring the read, and such a splendid effort deserved better treatment ... so please, allow the pond ...



The header: Back Australia: Stop treating cows and cars the same, cattle farmers tell world governments

The scribbler: Matthew Denholm

The length: 5 minutes

The caption: Cattle farmer Adam Armstrong is a partner in NSW and Queensland-based cattle producer Russell Pastoral Operations. Picture: Simon Scott

For some reason, it seems that the reptiles are now opening up to comments, and at time of writing, this piece by Mattie D. had attracted some 125 of them.

More on that anon, let's get into it ..

Farmers across the world are ­demanding a more nuanced approach to tracking and reducing greenhouse gas emissions, saying livestock must stop being a “whipping boy” for global warming.
Peak meat producer bodies from 11 key nations will on Friday demand governments globally follow New Zealand and Uruguay in treating methane from livestock and other emissions separately via “split gas reporting”.
They argue the current widespread approach of expressing livestock methane emissions as a carbon dioxide equivalent overstates the warming effect of this gas by three to four times.
Carbon dioxide produced by burning fossil fuels lasts in the atmosphere for 1000 years, whereas methane from grazing animals is broken down in 10-12 years as part of a “constant” or “biogenic” carbon cycle.
“We need to separate those gases that are occurring in a cycle, and always have been, versus new carbon being injected into the atmosphere from fossil fuel burning,” said Adam Armstrong, partner in NSW and Queensland-based cattle producer Russell Pastoral Operations.
“We’re getting blamed for the climate crisis despite doing nothing different than has been going on forever, in a cycle that’s been in balance for millions of years.
“By some estimates, there are less ruminants in North America now than there were before it was settled (by Europeans), when there were 80 million buffalo running across the Great Plains.”

The reptiles interrupted with a 06:28 news flash... Zac Purton prepares for The Everest horse race,Ka Ying Rising Jockey Zac Purton prepares for The Everest race. Mr Purton said Ka Ying Rising is...more



More? Of course there's more...

This frustration that emissions accounting and targets effectively place cows and cars “in the same basket”, is shared by meat producers and some scientists globally.
They fear it will lead to unnecessary, counterproductive reductions in meat consumption and herds and not maximise agriculture’s role in cutting emissions.
The declaration calling for a split gas approach is signed by Cattle Australia and peak groups from Canada, the US, Britain, NZ, South Africa, Ireland, India, Cambodia, Georgia and Kenya.
They say cattle farming can play a major role in reducing methane emissions through methane-cutting feed additives, selective breeding for lower-emitting cattle, improved manure handling, and by managing grazing to boost soil sequestration.

At this point the reptiles produced a splendid graphic featuring a gif-like opening aerial view of moo cows grazing, with this alone repaying the cost of the visit ...



That seemed awkward for the moo cows, but the reptiles were determined to save the day ...

“We are very much the solution to this climate crisis – not the problem,” Mr Armstrong said.
NZ earlier in October endorsed such a position, announcing a separate and lower methane emission reduction target – of 14 to 24 per cent below 2017 levels by 2050 – and $NZ400m in ­methane-busting measures.
The joint statement by the meat industries of the 11 nations calls on all parties to the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change to adopt a similar split-gas approach.
They say this would not necessarily impact net-zero strategies. “The science is clear: emissions of long-lived gases must reach net zero by reducing as far as possible, and then balancing with carbon storage or removals to prevent further warming,” the statement says. “In contrast, emissions of short-lived gases, like biogenic methane need only to decline gradually to have the same effect.
“This fundamental difference in behaviour needs to be recognised in climate policy, and adopting a split gas approach is the most effective way to do so.”

The reptiles then did an embed photo of Cattle Australia chief executive Will Evans and a charming slogan, which should be captured visually in order to convey its charms ....



The text alone, for those who care ...

Cattle Australia, one of the signatories, is lobbying the Albanese government to follow NZ and Uruguay in adopting the approach. “The reduction of emissions and their effect on global warming cannot come at the expense of food security,” Cattle Australia chief executive Will Evans said. “So we’re trying to get an accurate set of data so that we can make sure we’re not limiting production but are reducing emissions intensity.
“We’re not wanting to shirk responsibilities or get out of anything. This is about getting accurate measurement and we’re optimistic the government will see it that way.”
A spokesman for federal Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen suggested the government was unlikely to budge from its exclusion of split reporting from Australia’s Net Zero Plan and formal Paris Agreement target. “The government has accepted the independent Climate Change Authority’s advice to set national greenhouse gas emissions reduction targets that cover all greenhouse gases, including methane,” he said.

For some reason, Little to be Proud of turned up in the yarn ...

Even the Coalition – deeply divided over climate change policy – appears uncommitted, backing detailed biogenic methane accounting while not explicitly endorsing a split gas approach to targets.
“The government should be developing accurate methane emissions accounting frameworks and metrics, to enable emissions to be accurately measured and demonstrated for the livestock sector,” said Nationals leader David Littleproud.

Ah, the coalition ... a chance to add to the pond's visual T quota ...



And so to the wrap up, albeit that the conclusion featured a final uncertain line ...

Livestock industries are urging countries to support a split gas ­approach as part of a review by the UNFCCC to be conducted by 2028.
Australia’s beef industry on Thursday reported it had reduced net CO2-equivalent emissions by 70 per cent since 2005, largely driven by carbon sequestration on grazing land.
Scientific studies differ on whether there are more or fewer ruminants in North America now than pre-European settlement.

Ruminate on all that as you will.

As for those comments? 

Pretty much what you'd expect for those who pay to access the hive mind ... with these selected at random from the top of the pile-on at time of writing ...




And so on, and so to a bonus, featuring the lizard Oz editorialist.

The pond rarely pays attention to the Oz editorials, which is a great shame, because they're the spring which gives rise to a mighty paranoid river.

Take this outing, full of hysteria and panic ...

New York poised for socialism as Zohran Mamdani eyes mayor’s office, It’s incredible that 24 years after 9/11, New York is poised to elect as mayor an extreme-left, radical, Shia Muslim ‘democratic socialist’ who has had difficulty condemning Hamas but is fiercely critical of the ‘apartheid’ Jewish state for alleged ‘genocide’.
Editorial
2 min read
October 31, 2025 

This in a town which boasts the WSJ and the NY Post! Not to mention Faux Noise!

How could this be? How could the world get it so wrong. A Muslim mayor in London. Maybe a Muslim mayor in the big apple?

Is there no end to the weird ways of a reptile world turned topsy-turvy?

Incroyable ...

It may seem incredible that, 24 years after 9/11, New York, the city with the second-largest Jewish population outside Israel, is poised to elect as mayor a 34-year-old extreme-left, radical, Ugandan-born Shia Muslim “democratic socialist” who has had difficulty condemning Hamas but is fiercely critical of the “apartheid” Jewish state for alleged “genocide”.
Ahead of Tuesday’s election in the city that came to symbolise global resilience in the face of terror, however, that is what polls overwhelmingly show voters are about to do in electing Zohran Mamdani, who arrived in the US in 2018, to fill one of America’s most high-profile and powerful public offices.
Polls give the man Donald Trump refers to as “Commie Mamdani” 47 per cent of the likely vote, well ahead of his nearest rivals, former New York state governor Andrew Cuomo, a Democrat, on 29 per cent, and Republican Curtis Sliwa on 17 per cent. Mr Mamdani looks a shoo-in despite frantic, 11th-hour efforts to block him by getting Mr Sliwa to stand aside for Mr Cuomo.
That seems unlikely to happen despite prominent commentators such as Michael Goodwin, of the New York Post, writing: “In my 50 years of writing about politics, I have rarely seen a candidate so unworthy of the office he seeks. The world view he is selling would destroy virtually everything good about New York. He was raised by his parents to hate America, our history and our institutions, and many of his associates are cut from the same radical cloth.”
Mr Mamdani, if he wins, seems certain to turn politics on its head not just in overwhelmingly Democratic New York, Mr Trump’s home town, but more broadly within the Democratic Party across America. Despite views that, as the Jerusalem Post noted, “should alarm not only Jews and Israelis, but anyone who believes that if terrorism is to be defeated, the terrorists must be seen and treated as what they are – pure evil”, polls show Mr Mamdani has strong support, especially among younger voters.
Whatever offence he may have caused by prevaricating when asked in a Fox News interview whether Hamas should “lay down its weapons and relinquish control of Gaza”, and his condemnation of Israel for “genocide” and “apartheid”, appears to have been more than offset by voters seduced by pie-in-the sky socialist economic policies. They include free buses and childcare, city-run grocery stores and rent freezes. Given Mr Mamdani’s radical left-wing credentials and anti-Israel hostility, the stakes in the race for the mayoralty could not be greater.

Terrifying ...




Sounds like the lizard Oz editorialist is suffering from ZMDS...where's The Times (of London) when it's needed?


   


And there was this one too ...

Trump, Xi meeting on trade goes off with a bang, The warm diplomatic words in Busan might not convey the full picture but they are welcome nonetheless. A stabilisation of global trade between the world’s two major economies is firmly in our best interests.
Editorial
2 min read
October 31, 2025

That seemed overly cheerful.

Strange, because Joe, lesser member of the Kelly gang, signatory to Pentagon "champagne" Pete's waiver, had seemed a little glum in his outing, itself a short 2 min read ...(snaps of King and Huangdi shaking paws in the archive)


Donald Trump needed to strike a bargain with Xi Jinping at their meeting in Busan, and not just to boost his credentials as a wheeler and dealer on the international stage.
The reality is that Trump had skin in the game – a bad meeting would have had real, immediate political consequences.
First, the US President needed to ensure he did not lose control of his bid to reorder the global trading system and lose face as the strategic and economic competition with Beijing heats up.
The reality is that China now has far greater leverage in the trading relationship and had carefully prepared for Trump’s tariff war, flexing its muscle by threatening to exert much greater control over global supply chains for rare earths.
This was a pressure point where the US is acutely vulnerable, with the threatened move by Beijing potentially halting the flow of smartphones, cars and even household appliances across the globe.
The impact of such a calculated Chinese power play would have potentially crippled hi-tech industries ranging from AI to defence manufacturers, with US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent recently warning that the only reasonable response would have been a forced economic decoupling.
“Make no mistake, this is China versus the world,” he said.
For now, this fate appears to have been avoided, with Trump saying that Beijing had agreed to postpone its strict new controls for a period of a year following his 90-minute meeting with his Chinese counterpart – although the threat remains active in the background.
In return, Washington is expected to reduce by 10 per cent the fentanyl-related tariffs imposed on Beijing – bringing the overall rate on Chinese goods to about 47 per cent.
This will be framed as a victory for America by Trump, who swiftly described his discussion with Xi as an “amazing meeting”.
Yet, in typical Trump-fashion, he made another key announcement shortly before the encounter with the Chinese President that overshadowed their talks: the US would start testing nuclear weapons on an “equal basis” with Russia and China.
The second key political outcome for Trump was on US soybeans, a pressing domestic priority on which he needed to deliver. He said China had agreed to purchase “large amounts, tremendous amounts, of the soybeans”.
This will be welcome news to American soybean farmers who are seen as a loyal constituency for Trump despite becoming collateral damage in the trade impasse with Beijing.
Farmers have been under pressure on multiple fronts because the higher US tariffs have pushed up equipment prices.
Soybeans – America’s biggest agricultural export – have been especially hard hit and lost their biggest market when China stopped making purchases earlier this year.
Time was running out for the US President,with the harvest season well under way and agriculture groups across the country warning of a spike in bankruptcy filings and pleading for help in the task of unlocking new markets.
US Department of Agriculture figures show China made up slightly more than half the total $US24.5bn export value for US soybeans in 2024.
While Trump will frame the meeting with Xi as a success, it will also be a reminder that Beijing is now more than capable of playing the President’s game of tariff brinkmanship.
China was more far more cautious in the provision of detail about the trade talks following the meeting with Trump, with a statement released by China’s official news agency Xinhua noting that “follow-up work” still needed to take place.

The lizard Oz editorialist was having none of that .

Never mind the nuking, feel the joy...

There were theatrics aplenty in the lead-up to Thursday’s high-stakes meeting between Donald Trump and Xi Jinping. Militarily, Mr Trump announced an immediate resumption of nuclear testing in the minutes before the meeting got under way.
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un blasted a sea-to-surface cruise missile shortly before Air Force One landed in the South Korean port city of Busan. And in the days leading up to the top-level handshake, Chinese and Taiwanese militaries both carried out simulated combat exercises to underscore the flashpoint nature of the island’s future.
Diplomatically, Mr Trump has been on a roll through Asia, witnessing the signing of a normalisation agreement between Cambodia and Thailand, receiving a golf bag and putter from Japan’s new Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, and getting a military band rendition of the Village People’s YMCA in South Korea. Anthony Albanese shared the love, with warm praise from the US President for a recent agreement to invest in new supplies of critical minerals and rare earths to break China’s dominance and control across a broad sweep of commodities essential for digital life.

Indeed, indeed ...



Just what always comes in handy for a king...

As for the rest, it seems that a 47% tariff is what passes for normal these days, so everything's aglow with good Xmas cheer ...

Mr Trump and Mr Xi last met in person in 2019, during the G20 summit in Osaka, Japan, where the two leaders agreed to hold off on new tariffs and to proceed with trade negotiations after a series of escalations in their nations’ tariff battle threatened to disrupt the global economy.
In a repeat performance, Thursday’s meeting was strictly business. The pair attended the summit with a framework already determined by US and Chinese negotiators. Topics included export controls on Chinese rare earths and US technology, as well as market access for US soy bean farmers.
Mr Trump’s ambition was to agree to lower tariffs on China in exchange for co-operation in cracking down on the export of chemicals used to produce the deadly narcotic fentanyl. As part of the framework deal, China would delay implementation of new rare earths restrictions for a year and Mr Trump would agree to hold back on a threat to impose a new 100 per cent tariff on all Chinese goods.
Mr Xi is pushing for renewed access to the most powerful computer chips, and for the US to freeze potential new policy actions deemed harmful to China. Mr Xi said in his opening remarks that China and the US “should be partners and friends”, and that he was ready to continue working with Mr Trump to build a “sound atmosphere” for the development of both countries. Mr Xi added: “I always believe that China’s development goes hand in hand with your vision to make America great again, our two countries are fully able to help each other succeed and prosper together.” After the meeting, Mr Trump declared it a “12 out of 10” and “amazing”.
The warm diplomatic words might not convey the full picture but they are welcome nonetheless. This is particularly true for Australia, which is forced to balance its strong economic ties with China and its deep cultural and security affinities with our like-minded democratic ally. A stabilisation of global trade between the world’s two major economies is firmly in our best interests. But there is always the potential for collateral damage if a transactional US President decides to prioritise US exports to China in a way that damages ours.
Where it leaves the rare earths deal with Australia remains to be seen. All will become clear in the days and weeks ahead. Before the meeting, the Prime Minister declined to back Mr Trump’s tariff approach. Mr Albanese said free and fair trade was good for the world, and “the more open trade occurs, the better it is for the global economy, the better it is for Australia”. This is the only sensible position Australia can take.

Oh come on 47% is a real winner. Trust Ronnie Raygun, as channeled by King Donald, as only a demented king can do, to explain why.

So to the 'toon wrap, and remember, before Xmas there's always a few ghoulies, so enjoy the candy ...







Halloween? Fergeddit, for true terror, contemplate Killernomics and Our Henry ...

 

Amazing really, that the reptiles should at last have become aware of the war that's been going on in Ukraine, no thanks to Vlad the sociopath, but there it was, right at the top of the page as an EXCLUSIVE ...



The pond suspects it was only so that the reptiles could find another stick with which to beat Albo, what with the King Donald stick having gone MIA ... but still for those who might care ...

Envoy’s blast over Australia’s ‘profit’ from Ukraine war
Ukraine’s top diplomat in Canberra argues Labor has a moral obligation to give Kyiv a share of the ‘many billions of dollars’ in extra revenue as a result of soaring commodity prices.
By Ben Packham

No doubt Ukraine would like to thank News Corp for the many pieces denouncing Vlad the Sociopath that have featured in reptile publications over the years (we keed, we keed).

Also on hand was a moving, inspirational piece by garrulous Gemma, who for reasons that escape the pond has something of a cult following amongst correspondents ...

'Don’t let the old lady in’: Baby boomers rewrite rules on ageing
The death of 80-year-old Suzanne Rees on the solo trip of a lifetime was a tragedy. But it also highlights a generation who have torn up the retirement rule book to make the golden years the bolder years.
By Gemma Tognini
Columnist

Sheesh, talk about an inspiration for hardy old boomers who dare to enter the hive mind on a daily basis.

And there was an obligatory EXCLUSIVE climate science denialist piece by Mattie boy ...

EXCLUSIVE
Stop treating cows and cars the same: farmers revolt over climate blame
Eating a steak should not be equated to driving a petrol car in the climate debate, say cattle farmers. They’re pushing a plan to end their global warming ‘whipping boy’ status.
by Matthew Denholm

The only thing the pond noticed while giving that a cursory glance was this bizarre splash labelled "Landing page banner" ...



Well it was a change from this sort of nonsense ...



Over on the extreme far right there was plenty of action ...



Joe "just sign Pentagon Pete's waiver" Kelly, a lesser member of the gang, but these days on the rise, offered ...

Trump saves face but Beijing holds cards
Donald Trump needed to strike a bargain with Xi Jinping at their meeting in Busan, and not just to boost his credentials as a wheeler and dealer on the international stage.
By Joe Kelly
Washington correspondent

He was backed up by Will of Glasgow fame, offering ...

Cooling the air with Spinal Tap flair: Donald Trump and Xi Jinping in Busan
The two self-styled strongmen of the US and China appeared to be in a mood to de-escalate the economic and trade tensions that have reached extraordinary levels at times this year.
By Will Glasgow

But this was fabulous reptile Friday, with Halloween hovering in the air, so the pond had no time for any of that.

Killer of the IPA was on the prowl, and there was also Our Henry, so the pond's morning course was set.

It should go without saying that Killer of the IPA loves a bloody good bail out ...



The header: Why Javier Milei’s anti-socialist revolution holds lessons for Australia, Thankfully, Australia is a long way from embracing anything like Peronism but the political class is showing worrying signs.

The kaption for the kavorting llown, a Killer inspiration: Argentina's President Javier Milei celebrates after winning in legislative midterm elections in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Killer began with a stern flourish ...

However damaging it is to nations and people, socialism is addictive and, like all addictions, giving it up is extremely difficult.

Others might have started this way ...

However damaging it is to nations and people, bail outs are addictive and, like all addictions, giving it up is extremely difficult.

Jackie Calmes in the Trump-appeasing, fellow travelling LA Times had had enough in Argentina bailout shows that Trump’s Cabinet has no adults in the room (*archive link):



Ah Jackie, how little you understand, it's totally normal in the world of IPA Killernomics ...

Please, stand back, allow Killer to explain ...

So it was understandable that supporters of Argentina’s President Javier Milei – elected on a radical free-market reform agenda two years ago – were in a sombre mood in the lead-up to Sunday’s congressional midterm elections.
For all the successes of his presidency – dramatic falls in inflation, a balanced budget, falling poverty rates and instilling a sense that this beleaguered nation might return to the prosperity it once knew – the shallow slogans of his big-government Peronist opponents were as alluring as ever. You can be sure very few of the 50,000-odd federal civil servants laid off since the chainsaw-wielding economist-President got to work – more than a fifth of the total – were about to support his libertarian La Libertard Avanza party.
The media, mainstream polls and the financial markets expected his wings to be clipped just as the fruits of his reform agenda were bearing fruit, especially following the poor showing of his party in provincial elections only a few weeks earlier. But voters chose to stay the course, providing as big an endorsement of Milei’s reform agenda as the President’s supporters could’ve hoped for.

The reptiles immediately offered a distraction, celebrating the marvellous Milei ...Newsweek Senior Editor-at-Large Josh Hammer reacts to Javier Milei’s win in Argentina’s midterm elections. “South America is a mess with the seeming exception of Argentina, which is really good news,” Mr Hammer told Sky News Digital Presenter Gabriella Power. “Milei has been able to achieve a lot in a very short period of time.”




Speaking of that election some offered a bit of snark, and the massive bribery and foreign interference that featured...



And so on and on, but Killer couldn't be shaken in his devotion to marvellous Milei...

Milei’s party won almost 41 per cent of the vote on Sunday, compared with 32 per cent for the main left-wing opposition party Fuerza Patri, which favours the economic policies of the Perons and Kirchners, which had turned Argentina into an economic basket case over successive generations.
Since 1950, Argentina has spent more time in recession than any other nation, according to recent analysis by Cato Institute researcher Ian Vasquez. In 2021 Argentina, which in the late 19th century was among the richest nations in the world, ranked 158th out of 165 nations in terms of economic freedom, according to the Fraser Institution’s annual index. Argentina’s constitution is modelled on the US, affording the parliament or congress significant power to disrupt any reforming president. While Milei’s party still doesn’t command a majority in either the Chamber of Deputies or the Senate, its bigger representation makes it much harder for the opposition to throttle the President’s agenda.
“Today we passed the tipping point – the construction of a great Argentina begins … Now we are focused on carrying out the reforms Argentina needs to consolidate growth and the definitive takeoff of the country – to make Argentina great again,” Milei said after his weekend victory, echoing the language of his ally and fellow disrupter, Donald Trump.

Cue a snap, avoiding the temptation to burst into song about crying for Argentina, Argentinian leader Juan Domingo Peron making a speech in Buenos Aires.



Ah, fellow disrupter, King Donald. 

How that Killer talk set Jackie off ...



Killer's Killernomics thought all that was perfectly normal and he tossed off the bail out with tremendous sangfroid ...

In an unprecedented show of support, the US provided Argentina with a $US20bn ($30.37bn) currency swap lifeline only weeks before the election to calm what had been a wildly fluctuating peso. The free-market pension, tax and labour market reforms Milei could not progress with a recalcitrant congress are now possible in the second half of his first term.
Whatever their success, Milei has already demonstrated rapid cuts in government spending need not prompt a recession, as most economists in Australia would immediately suggest should even modest pruning be proposed Indeed, for the first time Argentina is providing economic lessons to the world that stagnating Australia should heed.

Whatever their success? That's Killernomics at its finest...

The Argentine economy, which has minuscule net immigration, is expected to grow between 4.7 and 5.5 per cent this year, according to the International Monetary Fund, compared with only 1.8 per cent in Australia, where mass migration is the order of the day. Milei has slashed Buenos Aires’s fiscal footprint from around 26 per cent of GDP to 18 per cent in two years, achieving the first balanced budget since 2009 on IMF figures wholly through reductions in spending.

And that was the end of the Killer kontribution on Argentina... to which Jackie offered a footnote ...

Oh, one more thing about the Bessent bailout: As journalist Judd Legum recently reported in his newsletter Popular Information, the lifeline to Argentina also helped a Bessent friend, hedge-fund billionaire Rob Citrone, who stood to lose big if the country continued its downward spiral.
And that’s the kind of aggrandizing deal that indeed makes Bessent a “normie” — by Trump World standards.

"Normie"IPA Killer next turned to domestic matters ...

Meanwhile, Canberra’s fiscal footprint is headed toward 27 per cent of GDP. In his victory speech, Milei praised what he called “the most reformist congress in Argentine history” and called on the governors of the 23 provinces to implement his 2024 “May pact” to supercharge economic growth.
Provinces must reduce debt, cut government spending and taxes, simplify their labour laws, sanctify the importance of private property and remove impediments to the extraction of raw materials, in which Argentina, like Australia, is extraordinarily well endowed. It’s worrying that Australian governments are doing the opposite across every dimension: locking up resources, increasing taxes and debt, and re-regulating the labour market. Indeed, Victoria is riding roughshod over property rights by forcing wind farms and solar panels down the throats of communities that don’t want them.

Pshaw, don't we just need a bail out or three?

The reptiles interrupted with a snap ...Ken Henry



Killer couldn't resist a little climate science denialist flourish ...

Milei has slammed net zero as a “socialist lie”, while Australia has embraced it as quasi state religion. Argentina embraces nuclear energy, while our government outlaws it. In December 2024, Milei announced an as yet unlegislated simplifying reform that would abolish 90 per cent of Argentinian taxes. Former Treasury secretary Ken Henry recommended a similar change in Australia in his 2010 tax review that continues to gather dust. A century ago Australia and Argentina were among the richest nations on Earth; Melbourne and Buenos Aires among the two most prosperous cities. While Australia embraced free markets Argentina opted for socialism and paid dearly. Its GDP per capita, as a share of US GDP per capita, fell from almost 90 per cent to 30 per cent.
Let’s not swap places in the 21st century. Australia, thankfully is a long way from embracing anything like Peronism but the political class is showing worrying signs. Perhaps it’s no surprise underlying inflation remains stubbornly high at an annualised rate of more than 4 per cent, while Argentina’s has plunged from almost 290 per cent last year to around 32 per cent.
Health statistics show addicts have a dramatically higher chance of recovery after two years’ abstinence. Let’s hope that holds true for nations and socialism too.
Adam Creighton is chief economist at the Institute of Public Affairs.

And that was IPA Killernomics done for the day. 

All the pond has to do is sit back and wait for the IPA bail outs to flow into its coffers, so that the pond might pose as an economic wonder, a marvel for the ages...

Please celebrate with the infallible Pope, because we're looking good for that bail out ...




And so to the Friday Halloween event that all correspondents waited for with baited breath (those simply 'bated' can wait in the corridor):



The pond almost shrieked with delight.

Our Henry does the y'artz!

And as soon as the pond spotted that shifty-looking dude with beard and head gear, the pond knew that there'd be trouble in Our Henry land, because nothing sets the hole in the bucket man off more than Muslims...

The header: There is a concerning shift happening in Australia’s arts sector, Far from promoting creativity, Creative Australia funds politics disguised as art that has all the mediocrity of socialist realism.

The caption: Museum of Contemporary Art Khaled Sabsabi work entitled You

According to the reptiles, Our Henry ranted for a full five minutes, though whether it was fair to start off with a still taken from a ten minute AV piece did cross the pond's mind ...

The pond read the MCA pitch ...

YOU (2007) is a multichannel video and sound installation. It was first shown in Khaled Sabsabi’s solo exhibition at Campbelltown Art Centre in 2007 as part of a two-part installation that included a pendant video installation titled TOO. In YOU, the viewer enters a space in which the image of Hassan Nasrallah (1960–2024), then leader of the Lebanese paramilitary and political organization Hezbollah, is multiplied progressively across the walls to become a mosaic of images that immerse to the point of saturation. They are accompanied by the voice of the religious leader blessing a crowd which begins as a murmur and gradually builds up to a crescendo of overlapping voices before subsiding again.
Sabsabi took the image and sound from a televised rally which took place in Beirut in 2006 marking the end of a 34-day war with Israel that was mainly fought in the south of Lebanon. Thousands attended the rally, held in Beirut’s heavily bombed Shiite Muslim south, to hear Nasrallah claim victory on behalf of Hezbollah. The Australian Government listed the entirety of Hezbollah as a proscribed terrorist organisation in 2021.
With YOU, Sabsabi looks to draw attention to the brutality of war and of the media-controlled image in the service of ideology-driven propaganda. The title of the work is significant in that it addresses each of us, as individuals, invited to make choices when confronted with media’s ability to vilify or deify.
Khaled Sabsabi is an Australian artist of Lebanese descent, who fled the civil war in Lebanon for the suburbs of south-western Sydney in 1976. His works address the experience of migration and the relocation of culture in the context of the Lebanese diaspora. In their reflections on the many expressions of Islamic and the Arab culture that are woven through his works, Sabsabi looks to highlight the common humanity existing within cultural diversity.

The hole in bucket man wasn't going to swallow any of that guff ...

Why it was almost Wilcoxian ...



Go get 'em, and don't spare the bigotry or the hysteria...

Whatever else one might say about Creative Australia, no one could accuse it of lacking imagination. After months of blistering controversy – and a review that found its decision-making seriously defective – the agency has issued an annual report hailing “an exceptional year” in pursuit of its “ambitious vision”.
It is, as the saying goes, art imitating farce. Having forgotten everything, Creative Australia seems to have learned nothing. It has doubled down on its generosity to Khaled Sabsabi while wrapping its grants process in secrecy so dense it suggests paranoia. The more questions are raised – of favouritism, insiderism, quiet patronage – the tighter the curtains are drawn.
John Maynard Keynes would have been aghast. The great economist, who designed and chaired Britain’s Arts Council – the model for all that followed in the Commonwealth – saw state support for culture as a civic duty, not a political indulgence.
In a May 1945 broadcast, he hailed it as proof that “at last the public exchequer has recognised the support and encouragement of the civilising arts of life as part of their duty”.

Please, a reminder of Our Henry's mortal enemy, Visual artist Khaled Sabsabi in Granville. Picture: Anna Kucera / Creative Australia




That sent the hole in the bucket man into a laissez-faire rage ...

But he immediately drew a line. “We do not intend to socialise this side of social endeavour,” he pledged, for “everyone recognises that the work of the artist is, of its nature, individual and free, undisciplined, unregimented, uncontrolled”. Nor, he insisted, would the Council confuse culture with “welfare”, dispensing funds to this favoured constituency or that. Rather than allowing “the welfare side to be developed at the expense of the artistic side and of standards generally”, or subordinating art to political objectives, it would dedicate itself to the single-minded pursuit of aesthetic excellence.
Underlying those aspirations were assumptions now almost forgotten. As Lord Annan later observed, Keynes and his contemporaries believed “that reason could order society and that art could refine the emotions”. They also shared a clear sense of aesthetic value, grounded in competence of execution, merit of content, intellectual coherence, seriousness of purpose, artistic integrity and originality – all combining to achieve emotional resonance. And they could not imagine those criteria would ever be overthrown.
“They were wrong, if gloriously so,” Annan concluded, for it is “the irony of liberal civilisation that it breeds minds that question the very civilisation which makes them possible”.
The first casualty of that irony was the belief that there even is such a thing as a work of art. As art historian Thierry de Duve observes, the hallmark of the contemporary oeuvre is that it risks not being recognised as art at all.
There had, of course, been precursors, most famously Marcel Duchamp’s porcelain urinal, Fountain (1917), but the decisive rupture came in the 1950s. In 1953, Robert Rauschenberg obtained a drawing by Willem de Kooning, painstakingly erased it, then exhibited the blank sheet, neatly framed and labelled Erased de Kooning Drawing, Robert Rauschenberg. Five years later, Yves Klein pushed the logic further by “exhibiting” an entirely empty gallery, The Void (1958).

Damn it, that's not art, my five year old could do that sort of art, at least if there was a five year old in the house, and as for Gough and that bloody insulting piece of p*ss-splattered paint (watch out for the fireplace Peggy), James Mollison and Robert Hughes with Jackson Pollock’s Blue Poles.




Dammit, those reptiles were determined to send Our Henry back to the Victorian era, where a man knew art was art, and a cigar was a fine bloody cigar ...

Once the idea that art must embody aesthetic value was discarded, the space was filled by whatever could pass as radically different – “the shock of the new”, as Robert Hughes called it, became the only remaining test. In 1961, Piero Manzoni’s Merda d’Artista (90 tins allegedly containing the artist’s own excrement) made the point with unrestrained vulgarity, and its commercial success confirmed that scandal could deliver both notoriety and wealth.
Soon after, the Viennese Actionists turned provocation into spectacle, producing ritualised performances of bloodletting, mutilation, animal sacrifice and physical ordeal in which audiences became complicit participants.
The result was the disappearance of any distinction between good work and bad, while much of what passed for contemporary art became incomprehensible to the public. As the art world slid into a kind of gnostic cult, a new class of curators emerged as all-powerful arbiters of taste, issuing ever longer and more tortuous labels to explain the inexplicable to puzzled spectators and to exceptionally wealthy, if at times woefully semi-educated and uninformed, collectors, most recently from the Gulf.
At the same time, the hollowing out of aesthetic criteria – combined with the restless pursuit of novelty – cleared the terrain for the protest movements of the 1960s to seize the artistic stage. “Artivism”, defined by its champions, Benjamin Barson and Gizelxanath Rodriguez, as art “rooted in the struggle against patriarchal capitalism”, did not merely march through the institutions; it elevated the assault on excellence to new heights.
“Protests by blacks, students and women,” claimed feminist art historian Whitney Chadwick, had decisively exposed “the fiction of an art world isolated from broader social and political issues by ‘objectivity’, ‘standards’, and ‘aesthetics’ ”. With “quality” mocked as the last refuge of “the conservative wing of the art-for-art’s-sake crowd”, what mattered was no longer what a work was but what it did: first and foremost, “for the cause”.

The reptiles finally remembered who had set Our Henry on this path ... John Maynard Keynes




On the Hole in Bucket man ranted, with a singular failure to point out that none of this had anything to do with the glorious days of ancient Roman art, when emperors decided who'd get work ...

Those ideas proved to be the intellectual equivalent of crack cocaine, spreading through the arts world with epidemic speed and ruinous effect. By eliminating any criteria of merit, they stripped funding institutions of their moorings, allowing what Keynes had derided as “welfare” to triumph over aesthetic value.

And what of those glorious days when princes and Popes ruled?

As Uncle Ben so succinctly put it to a young Peter Parker (AKA Spiderman), with great power comes great responsibility. Perhaps because no renaissance rulers enjoyed the superhuman talents awarded to Spiderman, they had to use other means to communicate their suitability for the job. The objects and buildings a prince and his family patronized were reflections of their taste and learning, their dignity and their magnificence. Visual art helped a prince self-fashion as an ideal and rightful ruler...

...Art commissioned by the ruler and his family displayed in public spaces  and within the princely household served to legitimize and stabilize the sovereign’s power. Works of visual art were also often given as gifts to courtiers and to rulers of foreign territories  (recall that “foreign” often meant another Italian state) as  strategic acts of diplomacy. In short, everything patronized by the prince and his family was a reflection of his authority. 

(It's only an art history site for students, but the pond does wish Our Henry had thought for a nanosecond about other funding mechanisms, whether it involved railway robber barons, profiteers from the first world war, or filthy rich folk with as bad a taste and as appalling a sensibility as Our Henry).

Perhaps Our Henry missed out on a grant early in his career, and that's why he became a failed economist...

As even a cursory reading of Creative Australia’s annual report, or those of its predecessor, shows, the easy task of “supporting ethnicity and gender differences in the arts” replaced the hard one of seeking real excellence. Fortunate indeed the applicant who, while vociferously denouncing settler colonialism, Zionism and climate denialism, could also claim to be black, transgender and “differently abled”.
Worse still, the erosion of merit encouraged a form of institutionalised corruption, with panels dominated by the artistic-curatorial complex allocating taxpayers’ money on what too often appears to be a “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” basis. The lack of transparency, the dismantling of safeguards such as limits on successive grants, and sheer managerial incompetence did the rest, entrenching defects worthy of scrutiny by the National Anti-Corruption Commission.
Little wonder then that so many grants and awards – which conveniently boost the market value of recipients’ work – have gone to “creatives” who lack nearly every quality that once defined a serious artist: originality, complexity, universality, ambiguity, depth and insight into human nature. And little wonder, too, that publicly supported “art” so rarely rises above affirmative, prolix kitsch.

There's really nothing to say when Our Henry is in full rant mode, and the next snap seemed designed to set him off yet again ...Dmitri Shostakovich




How he raged ...

It is, after all, just a postmodern version of socialist realism, in which art – as cultural commissar Andrei Zhdanov declared in 1932 when imposing the new Stalinist orthodoxy – was merely “a weapon” for “the ideological remoulding of the people in the spirit of socialism”. There is, however, one crucial difference: socialist realism glorified the social system that sustained it; our variant seeks to bury it.
There are, no doubt, some who prefer Dmitry Kabalevsky’s Song of the Party Membership Card to Dmitri Shostakovich’s String Quartet No.8 in C minor. And there are, by the same token, those who think Khaled Sabsabi deserves taxpayers’ Croesian largesse.

Indeed, indeed, how wise of our Henry to remind us that what the y'artz really needs is funding by princes, Popes and potentates ...

Or if you happen to be Shostakovich, down on your luck and persecuted by the sociopathic Stalin, inspiration for Vlad the socipath, by writing music for films approved, funded and controlled by the state... pre, and then mercifully post Stalin...

...Composing for the stage and the screen was a lucrative undertaking. The New Babylon netted Shostakovich the tidy sum of 2,000 rubles. Directed by Sergey Yutkevich and Fridrikh Ermler, “The Counterplan” was a 1932 Soviet drama film with a rather primitive propaganda message. It centers on a Leningrad factory constructing a powerful turbine under the enthusiastic leadership of committed Party Secretary Vasya. He is secretly in love with Katya, his friend Pavel’s wife, but will be disappointed. Construction of the turbine is interrupted by the careless work of the old drunk Babchenko and errors in the drawings, which the bourgeois wrecker Skvortsov had spotted but deliberately ignored. Nevertheless, the factory successfully delivers the turbine and Babchenko learns to forego vodka and use modern methods, and wants to join the Party. The delighted boss raises a toast. Supporting this romantic tale of the heroic efforts of young workers, Shostakovich composed one of his brightest and most popular scores. 

So it goes, so it went, and that way we'll be certain to be given genuine art ... something to move the soul and the spirit ...



Damn you Muslim artiste, how dare you infringe in Our Henry's dedication to Zionism, and perhaps a devotion to a little ethnic cleansing while we're at it ...

But that is what happens when a culture loses its bearings. Theodore Adorno is said to have observed, in lamenting the collapse of aesthetic standards, that “in the twilight of a civilisation even dwarfs cast long shadows”. It is, alas, in those shadows that Creative Australia now proudly takes its place.

Indeed, indeed, none of those bloody Islamics please, and if we have to have arts funding, perhaps we could discover a J. Paul Getty to provide alternative funding, so at least we could all make jokes about the need to have a pay phone installed in the home...

And having finished with the embittered bigot, time for an immortal Rowe ...



As Our Henry took the name of Shostakovich in vain, perhaps also a musical tribute featuring one of the pond's favourite pieces...



Thursday, October 30, 2025

In which there's a lot of pearls clutching and a short, dinkum Groaning ...

 

Essential news for Murdochians ...




Putting that aside aside, the pond had thought about a walk on the wild side with Nick for a late arvo post ...

The pond was sorely tempted to retrieve Nick from the archive, despite having put him in the archive earlier in the day ...

One Nation polling surge reveals dramatic shift in Australian politics
Anti-establishment populism once powered Pauline Hanson’s brand. Yet the politician who once embodied outsider defiance has become part of the establishment.
Nick Dyrenfurth


What a chance to segue to two of the rogues featured this day in the immortal Rowe's rogue gallery, dressed to the T ...





But Nick couldn't get excited about Tamworth's enduring shame ...

...Speculation that Barnaby Joyce might defect to join and lead One Nation only underscores its stagnation. Joyce, a two-time Nationals leader and former deputy prime minister, shares Hanson’s populist instincts and flair for grievance. But he, too, is a career insider. Swapping one relic for another won’t make One Nation more credible to younger or diverse voters.
Joyce might give One Nation a momentary boost but crystallise its deeper weakness: a populist outfit that can’t exist outside the political class it condemns. Neither Hanson nor Joyce embodies the generational change populist movements elsewhere have leveraged – nor, energy policy asides, can they speak credibly to material issues such as wages. In 2014, for instance, Hanson called for penalty rates to be scrapped “right across the board”.

... and nor could the pond ...

There's simply no erasing the shame, just the faint hope that in the end, a bit like the Cheshire cat, all that will be left is a smirk and a whiff of beer ...

So the pond decided to indulge in some pearls of wisdom, even at the risk of upsetting correspondents with some massive pearl clutching ...



The header: Liberals must reject net-zero agenda and the entire policy architecture underpinning it, The Liberals must resist the siren song of a halfway house position on net zero, which will only exacerbate policy uncertainty and play into Labor’s hands.

The caption for whatever that image should be called, for which no human bean was credited: Sussan Ley has a balancing act to perform on net zero. Pictures: News Corp/iStock

Right at the get go, there was a chance to feature another Rowe rogue, also dressed to the T ...



Oh that's distilled essence of Sussss ...

But the pond had a bigger problem.

What is it with this "must", as in "Liberals must"?

Might the pond politely suggest that scribblers for the lizard Oz must stop using "must" for fear it would lead to an ever-expanding stench of "mustiness" ...

Now carry on "musting" with these pearls of wisdom ...

To keep the Coalition and her own team together, Sussan Ley is being urged to water down support for, but not entirely reject, the net-zero agenda.
Its supporters have canvassed a number of ways it might be achieved. Some propose that the Liberals simply push back the net-zero day of reckoning from 2050 to later in the century.
Others suggest they promise to repeal the government’s legislated 2050 commitment yet retain net zero as a motherhood aspiration – much like eliminating the road toll or childhood poverty – but one that will not be achieved at any cost.
Far from being a clear rallying cry to take to an election, the subtlety and ambiguity of this position would confound a team of medieval philosophers.
Of course, it is a good thing the Coalition is debating the merits of net zero (one day the Labor Party will have to do the same), but the way it is doing so is amateurish and lacks policy depth.

The pond, for reasons too perverse and weird to attempt to explain, can never get enough climate science denialism, however it's dressed in the lizard Oz, as a Satanic solar fiend loomed into frame, leering, shouting, gesticulating and being pointy, Minister for Climate Change and Energy, Chris Bowen during Question Time at Parliament House in Canberra. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




There was a Rowe rogues gallery portrait for him too, and didn't he look good in a T ...



It was what was needed for the pond to wade through this grit in the oyster ...

Most Liberal moderates who want to retain or water down net zero – but not reject it outright – seem reluctant to state their case in public, preferring instead to background friendly journalists. Their pitch, if you can call it that, largely focuses on retail politics – and in particular their reading of public opinion on climate change, which oddly they assume to be immutable.
This is a misreading of the recent federal election, where Labor chose to run on Medicare and the electorate’s dislike of Donald Trump rather than net zero. Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen, a political liability, was put in witness protection during the campaign.

Could it possibly be a climate denialist column, without a mention of the IPA and the constant fear and loathing of renewables? IPA Research Fellow Mia Schlicht explains the regional pushback against Labor’s renewable projects. Ms Schlicht detailed how thew Coalition lost in a “landslide” which further pushed Labor towards its green dream. Around 79 per cent of Australians indicate affordability and reliability should be the main focus of the country’s energy policy, “not net zero”, she said.



Of course it couldn't, so how could the pond resist mentioning this yarn in the Graudian



On with more pearls...

Yes, Labor won a big majority in the lower house, but its primary vote languished at less than 35 per cent. And bear in mind no first-term federal government has lost at the polls since 1931.
Polls show people care much more about the cost of living than climate change action, and if prompted they are not prepared to pay much – if at all – for the latter. Anthony Albanese knows this. That’s why he flooded the electorate with well over $1bn of energy bill relief last year, belying his own claims about the low cost of wind and solar power.
But let’s put the politics to one side and consider what a watered-down version of net zero could possibly mean in policy terms.

How weird did the visual distractions get? Truly weird ... Andrew Bragg addresses the media in Paddington. Picture: Christian Gilles / NewsWire; Former prime minister Julia Gillard



The pond thought that the Parrot had dragged Juliar out to sea in a chaff bag and tossed her in, but it turns out that the reptiles can never get enough regurgitation of the past ...

At the heart of the government’s case for net zero is a lie (that a renewables-dominated grid will lower electricity costs), an evasion (about the punitive effective carbon tax, at least eight times Julia Gillard’s proposed levy, needed to achieve it) and a fantasy (that the rest of the world has embraced this goal).
Coalition federal politicians have a clear and inescapable decision to make: do they accept the government’s claim that wind and solar is the cheapest form of new power or do they reject it?
This is ground zero of the entire net zero debate, as both Bowen and Nationals senator Matt Canavan would agree.
If you accept the government’s assertion, a renewables-dominated grid will not only do the heavy lifting to get us to net zero, it will deliver a positive supply shock to the entire economy, spurring electrification of transport and industry and boosting productivity, growth and living standards.
If you reject it, this same grid is associated with a steep negative supply shock, accelerating our deindustrialisation and slowly strangling the broader economy.
In the former case, you might as well endorse Labor’s policy to massively ramp up subsidies for wind and solar. Forget about watering down net zero.
In the latter case, you should instead support the phasing out of these subsidies, which would lower energy prices (as coal and other forms of dispatchable power become more viable) but increase emissions for years or perhaps decades to come – at least before large-scale nuclear power generation becomes a reality.
On this pivotal question, there is no third way.
In the world of policy, it is far better to make a clear choice – for better or worse – than to fudge it, which a policy of capping or slowing the increase in wind and solar subsidies would represent.

The reptiles reminded the pond that the lettuce was still in the race, Sussan Ley




Sheesh, Rowe's rogue gallery had already featured her, but what the heck, if the reptiles can indulge in inane, endlessly repetitive climate science denialism, the pond can do a repeat too ...



How good she looks, but sadly that led to the final bit of sand in the oyster ...

Indeed, this would leave us with a stalled transition, risking the worst of both worlds.
With no clear policy signal from government – either for or against net zero – the flow of capital into our grid, whether in new coal and gas or new wind and solar, could dry up altogether, risking a catastrophe. The politicised Treasury department would run this line mercilessly in the lead-up to 2028.
Let’s briefly turn to the question of principle. Liberals are talking endlessly about their liberal and conservative traditions but are dodging a central question: Is a government-directed net-zero agenda compatible with either of them? How can a classical liberal ever support the idea of a top-down, government-directed world where Canberra decides what we can consume, what we can produce and how we can live our lives, regardless of purported justification?
Perhaps during a war as an unavoidable expediency, but over decades? And for what: an infinitesimally small difference to global emissions?
Bob Menzies would have never supported this agenda, which he would rightly see as socialism dressed up in a different garb.
My advice to the Coalition partyroom is this. If you want lower energy costs, more growth, higher living standards, you must reject net zero and the entire policy architecture underpinning it – just as your sister parties are doing overseas.
Labor will never admit it, but this is what it fears: a 2028 referendum on Bowen’s management of the electricity grid and capture by renewable interests.
Above all else, resist the siren song of a halfway house position, which will be seen through by intelligent voters everywhere, exacerbate policy uncertainty and play into Labor’s hands.
David Pearl is a former Treasury assistant secretary.

Excellent work ... with a lot more grit in the oyster to come ...




That 'here' is here, but you'll need to get past the Lancet paywall by registering for a free copy...

And now to show off that Rowe rogue gallery in all its splendour ... so many T's, so little time...



Cf John Hanscombe in The Echidna ...(newsletter, no link)

There's no denying it was a poor fashion choice. After the triumph in Washington, where he proved himself an adept Trump whisperer, deciding to step off the prime ministerial jet in casual clobber was poor judgment.
Or was it?
In a week when the Coalition and its Sky News carnies had so much they could have talked about, they chose instead to focus on Albanese's Joy Division T-shirt, a matter of grave national importance.
If you were the PM, you couldn't have asked for a better Joy Diversion.
Forget issues like environmental law reform, skyrocketing energy prices, the housing crisis, government secrecy, sticky inflation, dangerous Chinese harassment of Australian military aircraft ... yadda yadda yadda.
What really concerned Sussan Ley was the T-shirt featuring an album cover of a long-extinct punk band. A T-shirt worn by thousands of jowly, greying and daggy dads pining for their youth. The problem? The band's name, Joy Division, was a translation of the Nazi concentration camp brothel system. Not that anyone but Sussan Ley and Sharri Markson cared.
The punk movement was all about shocking the establishment. The Sex Pistols, The Dead Kennedys, The Clash, The Stooges, The Damned ... few band names of this era were soft and downy. Sussan should know this. She was a punk herself. And as the ever sharp Betoota Advocate pointed out, there's a Nazi connotation in the altered spelling of her own name. Not that she realised that when she added the extra S as a kid, just as few at the time would have connected the name Joy Division to the Third Reich.
Media attention is a precious thing in politics, especially when you're in opposition. Squandering it with tenuous claims about the symbolism of the PM's T-shirt choices was always bound to invite mockery. Ley took aim, fired - and shot herself in the foot. Again.

And so say all the cartoonists, and so to a bonus, and who better than Dame Groan?

Sure it's a day old reheat, sure it's just a 3 minute read, so the reptiles said, but the old chook has a devoted cult following and correspondents are always delighted to savour a jolly good groaning ...



The header: Jim Chalmers’ hubris is positively electric as reality of inflation hits, It has not been a good time for the Treasurer. First the superannuation changes, and now the release of the hugely disappointing September-quarter CPI figures.

The caption: Treasurer Jim Chalmers in question time on Wednesday. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

The pond vastly preferred the portrait in Rowe's rogue gallery ...




Never mind, the pond must confess to mild astonishment at the way that the reptiles were distracted by all the summits, and by King Donald mingling with Albo, and so the inflation figure tended to slide through the lizard Oz like a slippery seal through the red sea ...

Not so Dame Groan, she was a savage shark ready to maul that seal ...

First it was the ignominy of backing down on his proposed superannuation tax plan for balances above $3m, now there is the dis­appointing inflation read.
It has not been a good time for Jim Chalmers.
The release of the September-quarter CPI figures was a huge disappointment for the government.
Even though the forecasters were betting on the trimmed mean – the measure that matters to the Reserve Bank because it factors out volatile factors – increasing in the quarter by somewhere between 0.6 per cent and 0.9 per cent, the actual figure was 1.0 per cent.
In annual terms, the trimmed mean increased by 3 per cent, putting the figure at the very top of the bank’s target band. This was also the first time the annual trimmed mean had increased since the fourth quarter of 2022.
The headline figure was even higher at 3.2 per cent.
The net effect of these CPI ­figures is that we can kiss goodbye to any reduction to the cash rate – it is currently 3.6 per cent – on Melbourne Cup day or at the final meeting of the year.
There is now a distinct ­possibility that the rate may not be reduced at all given the rearing of inflationary pressures on ­several fronts.

For no particular reason, the reptiles decided to slip in that horse race, The focus on Melbourne Cup day will now return to the race that stops the nation, rather than interest rate decisions. Picture: AFP




Damn, it's a vast equine conspiracy organised by that joyless wretch Albo.

Somehow he'd persuaded the Reserve to arrange a gaggle of punters, deliriously oblivious and distracted, determined to have a plunge ...



Confronted by this devotion to horse flesh, Dame Groan inevitably got on to groaning about her devotion to climate science denialism ,and the wretched way renewables are ruining everything ...

Two factors stand out in the result. The first is the rapid rise in electricity prices and the temporary suppression of the impact by dint of government subsidies. When these subsidies lapse, the true movement in electricity ­prices is revealed.
And bear in mind here that the commonwealth electricity rebates worth $150 that are currently in place are due to expire at the end of the year.
Using the June quarter of 2023 as a base of 100, electricity prices without the rebates rose to 122 in the September quarter just gone. According to the ABS, “the electricity series recorded a rise of 23.6 per cent over the past 12 months.” Wow.
Most of us are sick and tired of hearing Climate Change and ­Energy Minister Chris Bowen tell us that renewable energy is the cheapest. The trouble for him is that the figures tell a completely different story.

That "sick and tired" line triggered a memory in the pond ...

The row erupted after Pochin said she agreed with a caller on TalkTV who complained about the "demographics" of advertising.
Pochin said the viewer was "absolutely right" and "it drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people".
She said "it doesn't reflect our society" and "your average white person, average white family" is not "represented anymore".
Pochin blamed the situation on the "woke liberati" in the "arty-farty world".
"It might be fine inside the M25, but it's definitely not representative of the rest of the country," she said.
As the penetration of renew­ables increases in the electricity grid – Bowen is wont to brag about renewable overtaking coal for short periods – electricity prices continue to rise sharply.
He tells us he doesn’t want to enter a blame game about the ­actual or impending closure of ­energy-intensive manufacturing. Many readers will also be happy to skip the game too and simply conclude that Bowen is to blame. (BBC)

Is it better to be "sick and tired" or "driven mad"?

Or can furriners and rewewables do both to Dame Groan?

Whatever, no pesky difficult furriners, this time, this time it's that Satanic solar and wind worshipping beast that has driven Dame Groan mad, Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen cannot deny that electricity prices continue to rise sharply. Picture: Martin Ollman




Hang on, hang on, isn't that exactly the same snap of the Demonic One featured in that other yarn seen above?

What could the pond do but repeat the regurgitation like a reptile sub-editor?




Sure enough, that sent the old biddy into a final paroxysm of madness, grief and groaning... 

It’s impossible to see how the largest aluminium smelter in Australia, Tomago in the Hunter Valley, can continue to operate without reliable and affordable electricity.
Renewables will simply not cut it. And given that 40 per cent of Tomago’s costs are electricity, it doesn’t take a genius in maths to realise any significant increase in electricity prices will force the closure of the plant.
The other significant factor in the CPI figure is ongoing inflation in the services sector. Annual services inflation rose by 3.5 per cent in the September quarter. Given the massive expansion in the largely government-funded care economy, this result is not entirely surprising.
We are also seeing the potential for very large increases in costs in the retail sector if the junior rate of pay case is decided in favour of the unions. There are also significant wage pressures in relation to some disability support workers. Even though overall wage growth has been relatively well contained, in the absence of any growth in productivity inflationary pressures arise because of the increase in unit labour costs.
No doubt, the Treasurer will try to spin his way out this latest piece of bad news on inflation. The trouble is that the punters will be able to see through the fine words. Because as they say, fine words butter no parsnips … or pay the electricity bill.
This is the first time trimmed mean annual inflation has increased since December 2022.

Oh we'll all be rooned, no doubt, and well before the war on Xmas can begin.

How to reassure the silly old chook that things aren't quite so bad?

Perhaps by offering a seasonal reminder that things aren't so jolly elsewhere ...




Luckily there's a fearless leader standing by to do an IQ test and so lead the country out of that pumpkin wilderness ...



Here, see how you go. 

Pass the first three questions, and you too can scribble for the lizard Oz ... or drive the planet towards disaster ...