Saturday, January 31, 2026

In which the lettuce loses hope, compounded by the presence of the Lynch mob and the dog botherer ...

 

Amazing really.

The reptiles have sunk so low that early this weekend, there wasn't any "news" - even hive-mind skewed "news" - at the top of the page, but rather a dog bothering opinion piece yammering on about the need to be at one with the hive mind.



Yes, the dog botherer even trumped the little to be proud of saga still giving the lettuce the shivers.

And further down the page came this, which evoked Nathaniel West's Miss Lonelyhearts ...

At least that provided a sign of just how desperate the reptiles were to try to get vulgar youff to give the rag a go ...




Oh FFS ...

In a rare move, Ree’s column appears outside The Australian’s digital paywall, a sign of the substantial potential audience for her words.

Talk about pathetic, needy desperation. 

"In a rare move"

Sheesh, that paywall model must really be suffering, and as for lowering the demographic of the rag to below sixty? Is that why they stuck the lying rodent, now out of power since 2007 - 2 bloody OO bloody 7 - at the top of the page?

Still, it could have been worse, they could have reverted to Ming the Merciless ...

At the end, the new Nikki Gemmell made a heartfelt plea ...

...I find myself writing about something different. About learning to live inside the tension between what might have been and a tentative curiosity for what still remains possible.
I’d like to explore that some more, here, from time to time. Will you accompany me?

Nah, sorry, sweet Charlotte, you do realise the company you're now keeping? Can't you smell the stench of the sewer as you inspect your navel and gather your fluff?

Regrettably, the chance of the pond ever going near your scribbles again is between nada and nil and nihil and zero squared.

So it was back to Sarah and the devastating news for the lettuce that its hopes for an early win had been reduced to just the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way ...



What was remarkable was the way that the reptiles littered Sarah's piece with snaps of the creationist young earth spawn, who had shown he hadn't got the ticker, but who lingered in the air like a bad smell ...

“An individual of his abilities and principles has much to contribute on the front lines of our fight for the promise of Australia and to ensure that our best days lie ahead.
“My colleague and friend is a great asset to the Liberal cause, with formidable strengths and an unwavering commitment to serving our country.”
While momentum is building towards a leadership challenge, most Liberal MPs who spoke to The Australian said it was unlikely a spill would be triggered by Mr Taylor or his supporters at Tuesday’s partyroom meeting as the former opposition Treasury spokesman did not yet have the numbers.
Mr Hastie said he made his decision after consulting with colleagues and “respecting their honest feedback to me, it is clear that I do not have the support needed to become leader of the Liberal Party”.

See, the hastie pastie was the featured item in the AV distraction, Sky News contributor Jaimee Rogers discusses Andrew Hastie's bowing out of the leadership race for the Liberal Party. “Andrew Hastie has confirmed this afternoon that he won't be contesting the Liberal Leadership as he doesn't have the numbers,” Mr Rogers said. “The Coalition is fractured. The Nationals are no longer formally part of the arrangement. Polling is soft. “When an opposition is distracted by itself, it can't do the job voters expect it to do and that is hold the government to account … Without unity, you simply cannot function as an effective opposition.”




On and on Sarah blathered ...

“On this basis, I wish to make it clear I will not be contesting the leadership,” Mr Hastie said in a statement released a day after he and three other Liberal MPs met with Mr Taylor face-to-face in Melbourne.
The only conservative powerbroker not present was frontbencher Michaelia Cash, who was in Melbourne but has kept her distance from the leadership debate ahead of a looming preselection battle. Senator Cash did not respond to questions from The Australian over whether she was invited or made aware of the Melbourne meeting.
Mr Hastie’s announcement came as Ms Ley – who has fiercely defended her position since the disastrous Coalition split she blames entirely on Mr Littleproud – revealed the interim arrangements for her shadow cabinet.
While temporarily distributing the portfolios left empty by the Nationals who resigned as part of the split, Ms Ley warned she would announce a permanent shadow ministry before the second parliamentary sitting week, starting on February 9.
Several Nationals MPs said Ms Ley’s statement and language was clearly intended to give a “timeline” for the Coalition to reunify, with Mr Littleproud late on Friday declaring he expected the two parties to “discuss the issues in a constructive matter” next week.
The statement was released half an hour after Mr Hastie announced he would exit the leadership race, leaving Mr Taylor as the sole conservative leadership candidate, but Nationals sources said the timing was a coincidence.
It follows Mr Littleproud dramatically declaring that the ­Coalition could not come back together while Ms Ley remained leader, in an unprecedented intervention that sparked concern from Nationals while infuriating Liberals, who agreed the move had hardened support for Ms Ley.

... and once again it was the man without ticker who appeared in the AV distraction, Liberal MP Andrew Hastie has announced he will not be contesting for the Liberal Party leadership. He claims he does not have the support needed to become the leader. This bombshell leaves Liberal MP Angus Taylor as the main running contender.



The lettuce was in full melt down mode. 

Anyone the lettuce talked to carefully explained that the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way wasn't the brightest bulb in the barn or the sharpest set of shears in the shearing shed, so Susssan had a fair chance of limping on ...and nothing Sarah said could lift the lettuce's spirits ...

Despite this, most Nationals MPs believed a change in Liberal leader was necessary in order reunify the Coalition given the degree of bad blood in recent weeks, but few have even privately expressed a preference for who that might be.
One Nationals MP said a final impasse could emerge before the Coalition reunified, warning Mr Littleproud may make the reappointment of the three Nationals shadow ministers who were asked to resign after breaking cabinet solidarity a condition.
Liberal sources said Mr Taylor – who ran against Ms Ley in last year’s leadership ballot – still needed to peel off two or three MPs who had indicated their support for the current leader, while allies of Mr Hastie warned their colleagues not to expect they “automatically” transfer their votes to Mr Taylor after a bruising week of negotiations.
But moderate MPs said the fact Mr Taylor was the conservative candidate as opposed to the more controversial Mr Hastie paved the way for negotiations.
“Taylor is obviously more ­appealing than Hastie so now that we know Hastie is out of the picture discussions can happen,” the MP said.
While Mr Hastie has previously made clear his openness to taking on the leadership, Mr Taylor has refused to weigh in, citing shadow cabinet solidarity.
Mr Taylor’s supporters believe a leadership spill is increasingly likely to be forced late next week or the following week, after Mr Hastie’s departure allowed the former treasurer to canvass support more openly across the party room.
They estimate the numbers in favour of a spill currently mirror the 25 to 29 votes Mr Taylor secured against Ms Ley in last year’s leadership ballot, but argue momentum will now build around a challenge.
Some Moderate MPs still believe Ms Ley can survive a challenge, but they conceded that Mr Taylor was more likely to peel off votes from the centre than Mr Hastie.
Mr Taylor and his backers have yet to lock in the precise timing of a spill, nor have they settled when frontbench resignations – including his own – would begin to fall into place.
Ms Ley’s performance in the next sitting weeks would also have a bearing on timing, sources said.
“Does Sussan (Ley) stabilise and we get some clean air or make progress on interest rates? Or is it a disaster and the polls get worse and we don’t cut through on the interest rate problem? That’s what will decide the spill and timing around that,” one MP said.
Supporters of Ms Ley and Mr Hastie argued Mr Taylor should resign from the frontbench immediately if he is launching a challenge.
“He was caught red-handed yesterday,” one Liberal MP said.
“If Angus has any honour at all, he’ll resign,” another said.
It’s understood that Mr Taylor’s pitch as leader will be that the threat facing the party from Labor and One Nation is existential and that he will return the Liberals to a centre-right party.
The Liberal party room will meet for the first time since the Coalition split last week and the subsequent Liberal leadership speculation on Tuesday.

That's it? The lettuce will have to wait until Tuesday, and even then it's likely to be a dud, and little to be proud of will have even less to be proud of?

To be fair, Sarah - in the spirit of the reptiles' relentless recycling program - also got a column out of it, best dealt with in a couple of gobbets ...



Why did the pond bother? 

It was just more titillation, and the vague hope that the beefy boofhead would pull it off, and thereby consign the coalition to the wilderness for years ...



Good luck to the lettuce, the pond says, with the help of the immortal Rowe ...




And now a comedy item from Crikey ... (sorry, paywall)

Hopeless romance: Could you imagine a more romantic Valentine’s Day activity than this? One Nation’s newest parliamentarian Barnaby Joyce, together with One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts, is hosting a New England branch dinner on February 14, promising “an evening of good food, strong company, and straight-talking politics about Australia’s future”.
The MP’s new party even wrote a little poem to go along with its Facebook invite: “Roses are red, violets are blue, this Valentine’s Day, New England has a date lined up just for you.”
Tickets are $95 per person, and if you don’t have a date, don’t worry: the post specified it’s okay to “bring your partner, bring a mate, or come solo”. —AN

They even had a poster ...




Will Tamworth's shame never end? 

Not Westies, not the once proud home to the greatest tower of ice that ever was?

It's going to be a tough weekend, with the likes of the bromancer and nattering "Ned" no shows, so the moment the pond saw that the reptiles had tried to slip the Lynch mob through on a Friday arvo - like a dump of Epstein documents - the pond knew its weekend duty.

No stone must ever be left unturned in defaming the academic reputation of the University of Melbourne, and so the pond celebrated yet again at the sight of this splash... 



Huzzah, because no matter who turned up in the weekend hive mind, room had to be found for the Lynch mob ...



The header: Two dead Americans and a fractured right: why Minneapolis could be Trump’s breaking point; The unfolding Minneapolis drama can be seen as a sign of the robustness at the heart of the US experiment.

The caption for the wisely uncredited, remarkably hideous collage, deployed in the splash and then unfurled in the full column: How Donald Trump lost conservative America.

Only the Lynch mob could perform the mental gymnastics and sleight of hand required to turn murder in the streets into a triumph of American democracy, and spend a bigly nine minutes in the performance ...

Someone must have been telling lies about Martha K’s housekeeper, for one morning she disappeared without doing anything wrong. Martha K, my mother-in-law, lives in a Texas independent living facility. A few months ago, Marcella, her housekeeper, vanished. Federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were cruising.
An instinctive, mostly non-voting (Americans have the right not to), conservative all her life, Martha K now had a lived experience of Donald Trump’s crackdown on illegal immigration. She didn’t like it. The federal government, under Republican control (all three branches), has rarely felt more present in her life.
The progressive potential to ­exploit this disquiet, as Trump goes into his political twilight, is enormous. Democrats are mostly failing to do this; Kamala Harris, to my mother-in-law’s bemusement, remains popular. Instead, it is elements of Trump’s base, especially among MAGA-leaning intellectuals, that are starting to query their leader’s approach.
Minnesota has been Texas on steroids. The Trump team has nursed a grievance against the blue state for its stoking of violence following the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Within two years, nearly half of its capital city’s police department had quit. So much for Democrats having their back. Instead, they campaigned to defund the cops and turned a blind eye to massive welfare fraud among the state’s Somali community.
Trump still blames Xi Jinping (for Covid) and Governor Tim Walz (for post-Floyd riots) that ­ruined his election prospects.

Note the clever way that the Lynch mob makes it personal, as the reptiles slipped in a snap of one of the victims, but preferred a dumpster dive to a snap of the lesbian victim (who after all was just a woman of the wrong kind): Alex Pretti was shot by a federal officer in Minneapolis last week. Picture: Michael Pretti via AP; People gather on top of dumpster in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Picture: Stephen Maturen / Getty Images via AFP




The Lynch mob warmed to the cleansing task at hand ...

Minneapolis is hardly the centre of illegal immigration. Los Angeles County has an estimated 1.1 million illegal immigrants, New York 600,000. Minneapolis has a paltry 34,000. All are deep blue but this small midwestern city – about the size of Canberra – has form with Trump.
Trigger-happy ICE agents, deployed to Minneapolis by the President, have met iPhone-happy progressive activists and killed two of them (Renee Good and Alex Pretti).
Trump loyalists have defended ICE’s “self-defensive” actions. Jacob Frey, the city’s mayor, has told ICE agents to “get the f..k out of Minneapolis”.

Now in the best NY Times both siderist style, there are always two sides to every issue, two ways to interpret anything. 

See how the Lynch mob handles the job:

There are two ways to interpret these events. The first sees in them signs that the Trump presidency is now in decline. That all second terms loose crisis and end in failure. That any two-termer will experience the rejuvenation of his opponents and fracturing of his base. This latter phenomenon is especially important to grasp.
The second, which I will come to, sees in this Minnesota winter less evidence of a fading administration, and more a reassertion of competition, sometimes violent, but recurrent and unavoidable given America’s foundational character.
This is not a reason to be cheerful, more a reason to be realistic.
Minneapolis and cracks in the MAGA ICE
Even before Alex Pretti died, Republicans were beginning to question the wisdom of Trump’s targeting of Minneapolis. With the 37-year-old male ICU nurse now dead, fissures have widened. Some GOP politicians have gotten twitchy: ICE agents have now killed two US citizens (not illegal aliens) who were exercising their First Amendment right to assembly. Aren’t Republicans proud defenders of such rights against their federal abridgement?
How far the deceased were peaceable in the moments before they were shot remains hotly contested. For what it is worth, I believe my own eyes on this: both were victims of excessive force, by agents of the national government. America’s 250th birthday this year will feature prominently the brave rebels who targeted invading British red coats. Minneapolis has put the GOP on the wrong side of that history and its impending commemoration. Alex Pretti was shot for exercising his Second Amendment right to bear arms.
The more intriguing response on the right has come from its intellectuals. To some, Trump has imbibed a version of the identity politics he condemns in his progressive opponents. This disquiet has been forcefully directed against senior White House aide Stephen Miller and Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, who have backed ICE as warriors in a culture war against “domestic terrorists”.
“Fire Kristi Noem into the Sun,” declared the conservative Jeffrey Blehar at National Review. “At a minimum, the DHS secretary should immediately become the least visible member of this administration.” “No, no, Noem,” pleaded Commentary magazine.
For sure, there are still MAGA activists who will admit no doubt. They continue to caste the crisis in the language of identity politics. The ideological transitioner, Naomi Wolf, who started left and has now moved right, was especially critical of female protesters: “The smiles you see on their faces now say it all: white women long for all out combat with ICE – who tend to be strong, physically confident, masculine men – because the conflict is a form of physical release for them.”

The reptiles, still ignoring the first victim, slipped in a snap of ICE Barbie, and never mind the cruel way that King Donald snubbed her in his usual North Korea style cabinet meeting, as a sign he was displeased with his minion: Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. Picture: Al Drago/Getty Images/AFP



The incredibly realistic Lynch mob carried on ...

The “conservative truth-teller” Erik Erickson posted on his social media that “An AWFUL is dead after running her car into an ICE agent who opened fire on her. Progressive whites are turning violent. ICE agents have the right to defend themselves.” In this twist on left-wing intersectionality, an AWFUL is an Angry, White, Female, Urban, Liberal.
Elon Musk, quite used to firing things into the air, drew a long bow on Minneapolis. “Liberal women,” he wrote on X, “will divorce their husband and only let him see his children once a month, then cry about how ICE hurts families.”
Isn’t the reduction of all human phenomena to race and gender the preserve of the progressive left? Shouldn’t conservatives prioritise individual rights and liberties and relegate the salience of group identity?
The usually Trump-sympathetic blogger Richard Hanania, one of the architects of MAGA’s anti-DEI push, found all this exasperating. “So we’ve already tossed individual liberty and federalism out the window. I thought conservatives were also against attacking people on account of their race, or at least not attacking white people on those grounds.”
Yuval Levin, the most incisive conservative commentator in America today, has been clear: “Trump and his team are beginning to pay a price for their wilful blindness to both the dynamics of American public opinion and the logic of the American constitutional system.”
Lyndon B. Johnson dolefully said, “If I’ve lost Walter Cronkite (on Vietnam), I’ve lost America.” I think the same about Levin, Trump and Minneapolis. The popularity of Trump’s election pledge to get the Mexican border under control, and his great strides in doing so, has been squandered in the snow and ice of this midwestern city.
This has less to do with the seemingly inevitable violence of ICE’s pursuit of illegals than it has with the adoption of a psychological approach grounded in identity rather than of law and order. The latter should be the right’s bread and butter; leave grievance and victimology to your left-wing ­opponents.
This column has long argued that Trump has little interest in building a lasting, new kind of conservatism. He doesn’t think in left-right terms. Despite the endurance of a left-right spectrum, as old as the French Revolution, to help us understand political differences, in the Age of Trump, a horseshoe might be more accurate.
Donald Trump has always tested the traditional spectrum: a rich man who speaks for a working class, right-wing on lots of cultural issues but with no real feel for conservatism, wants a restoration of American greatness without building a durable majority to do it, demands Greenland be decolonised, while toppling a left-wing dictator in Venezuela.
Where do we locate these characteristics on the left-right axis? How about his embrace of identity politics? Here, we need a horseshoe. Trump and too many of his lieutenants have become identitarians. In their urgency to beat opponents, they have adopted their tactics and psychology. This portends an intense period of intra-GOP conflict as Trump’s presidential clock ticks down.
Conflict is basic to American political development

Conflict?

That's an incredibly polite way to refer to civil war and murder in the streets and racism, but never mind, as the reptiles slipped in an AV distraction, Joe Kelly is on the ground in Minneapolis as protests continue against the presence of federal border control agents in the city.



The Lynch mob, keen to maintain his status, dragged in "identity politics", as well as said civil war ...

This gloomy interpretation of what Minneapolis portends – a resort by both sides to, rather than a transcendence of, identity politics, the fracturing of Republicanism, and the squandering of Trump’s electoral capital – needs a wider context. This does not rely on the “well, they had a Civil War, so how bad can this episode really be?” question. But the greatest bloodletting in American history is hard to ignore in any assessment of contemporary turbulence.
Abraham Lincoln’s Union forces killed close to 300,000 Confederate rebels between 1861 and 1865. Trump will fall some way short of this. He will likely not match Bill Clinton either. In 1993, the Democratic president sent the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms into a religious compound, killing 76 US citizens. The bloody end to the Waco siege makes ICE depredations today seem small.
Ilhan Omah, a US congresswoman from Minnesota, was attacked while denouncing ICE at a town hall on Tuesday. Charlie Kirk died at the hands of a progressive assassin last year. In 1856, Representative Preston Brooks of South Carolina brutally beat Senator Charles Sumner of Massachusetts with a cane on the US Senate floor. 1963: JFK blown away. What else do I have to say?

It seems that violence is cleansing and cathartic, and all to the good. If, for example, one of the Lynch mob's students went plumb loco and plugged the dude, why it would be just an experiment in American democracy. 

On the other hand - there are always two interpretations to hand - it might just be a senseless murder, much like two people gunned down in the streets by faceless masked goons roaming the range.

Pick your poison, the pond is sure the Lynch mob will treat it as an excellent academic exercise.

And so to celebrate violence as the way forward:

Violence has always been a feature of American political development. The experiment that has been run since 1776 is enduringly ideological – the United States is an idea. Conflict over what the idea is and how it is to be realised is unavoidable. Indeed, the wonder is how little violence infects the system given its ideological character.
The ideological experiments of the 20th century, from Hitler’s Germany and Stalin’s USSR to Mao’s China and Pol Pot’s Cambodia, killed millions of their own people. For all its faults, America remains a better power than any alternative.
Autocratic regimes fell, while America’s disputatious democracy became the greatest power in world history. The separation of powers, on which the US constitution is built, gave it a durability, taking it from global irrelevance at its beginning, to the system on which the world turns today. When the various crises of the moment interpose, we should remember that longer record of success.

Eventually the reptiles managed to get in both victims, though only by way of posters, Posters of Alex Pretti and Renee Good who were fatally shot by federal agents in recent weeks. Picture: Stephen Maturen/Getty Images/AFP; A man stands at the memorial site for Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. Picture: Jaida Grey Eagle




It turns out that killing someone is apparently just a form of "moral contestation":

We are too quick, especially in Australia, to indict moral contestation as culture war. An America unwilling to fight over its culture would be an immeasurably smaller place. This writer has not spent his entire adult life studying a Canberra-style technocracy. The United States is the working out of the human condition. It is meant to be messy, sometimes bloody, unwaveringly compelling.
This is not an excuse to wallow in Minneapolis as some sort of blood sacrifice for a contested idea. It is a request to place the tragic dynamics of that city in a wider context. Two large forces are in tension: the power and appeal of immigration as basic to American national character and the forces seeking to make that immigration subject to the rule of law. It would be more remarkable were there no geographic locus to this conflict. It just happens to be in Minnesota.
Finally, consider that, rather than Minneapolis representing the failure of American federalism, we may be witnessing an intense moment of its fulfilment. Competition between branches and levels of government is not a flaw but a feature of the US system. Edward S. Corwin, the famous constitutional scholar, said the constitution was “an invitation to struggle” over who controls foreign policy. Why does this city implicate foreign policy? Because the progressive ideology and activism of Minnesotans intends to alter how the state attracts and assimilates immigrants. Minnesota has a de facto foreign policy – forbidden by the constitution – but one which it is in competition with the federal government over.
Governor Tim Walz’s parallel diplomacy (or “paradiplomacy”) has become a feature of how American federalism invites a struggle over immigration policy. The formal levers of power are in the president’s hands, but he must adapt them (and there are signs this week that he will) for local consumption. Federal supremacy is something that must be fought for rather than assumed. It creates an environment for competition which, at its worst, spills blood on American streets. But, at its best, represents an enduring American capacity to argue over where power should lie.
Neither my mother-in-law, nor any of her neighbours, ever heard from Marcella (32) again. A woman desperate to contribute to American society, who cleaned the bathrooms of Americans when their fellow citizens would not, is now, in Martha K’s conservative mind, emblematic of Donald Trump’s overreach.
That Trump inhabits a system that will allow him to recalibrate is, again, evidence of a systemic robustness, rather than of existential crisis, at the heart of the American experiment.
Timothy J. Lynch is professor of American politics at the University of Melbourne.

And there you have it. 

It's all splendid evidence of "systemic robustness" for a country that keeps its colonialism and fascism to a decent level ...

As for that "invitation to struggle"?

What a pity that the name Mein Kampf is already taken. 

It would have been the perfect title for this piece, as the Lynch mob's struggle helped the University of Melbourne maintain its reputation for academic excellence, in a Germanic sort of way ...



And so inevitably to the dog botherer, if only because the reptiles made such a feature of the wretch so early in the weekend, with the lying rodent front and centre.

But before turning to the dog botherer - a rough equivalent of having to fix a blocked toilet - the pond would like to recall yet again Liam Kenny's howl of pain in Junkee way back in 2013:

Chris Kenny is my dad. On one of the Sky News political analysis programs he hosts, he has replied to the Chaser joke, lamenting that if his children were ever to Google his name in the future, this is the kind of filth we would stumble across.
Heaven forbid.
Kenny is a staunchly neo-conservative, anti-progress, anti-worker defender of the status quo. He is an unrelenting apologist for the Liberal Party. He was one of Alexander Downer’s senior advisers at the time of the Iraq War. He’s been known to argue for stubborn, sightless inaction on climate change. He spits at anyone concerned with such trivialities as gender equality, environmental issues or labour rights from his Twitter account on a daily basis. Recently, he characterised criticism of the lack of women in Tony Abbott’s Cabinet as a continuation of the Left’s “gender wars”. He is a regular and fervent participant in The Australian’s numerous ongoing bully campaigns against those who question its editorial practices and ideological biases. The profoundly irresponsible, dishonest, hate-filled anti-multiculturalist Andrew Bolt has recently referred to Kenny on his blog as “a friend”.
And it’s a jokey picture of a bestial embrace that I should be afraid of discovering online?

Sorry Liam, absolutely nothing's changed, and he's still blathering on endlessly, as in this tedious ten minute outing ...



You see sweet Charlotte? This isn't the rag for you, this is a rag dedicated to dinosaurs ...

The header: How can Australia be ‘one and free’ again?; How did we get here? Since October 2023, Australia has been riven by hate, anger and violence – and we urgently need leaders to turn the tide and restore our unity.

The caption for the wisely uncredited collage, featuring an uncredited lying rodent: As Australia’s social cohesion splinters, grievance politics is tearing us apart.

Anyone expecting anything unifying should leave the room immediately.

This is just another dog botherer litany, a set of whines and moans, deeply pathetic, and only remarkable in that the reptiles were so desperate that they put this at the top of the "news" section ...

Just five years ago, in response to claims that referring to our country as “young and free” insulted Indigenous Australians, then prime minister Scott Morrison officially changed the second line of our national anthem to “for we are one and free”.
Given unprecedented levels of hatred, divisiveness and even violence in our national debate, we are faced with the confronting question of whether the new line is even more misleading than the original.
Since the atrocity in Israel on October 7, 2023, we have seen more than two years of vicious antisemitism coming initially from Islamist extremist elements before reanimating neo-Nazi groups. After 26 months of threats, graffiti, vandalism, and firebombings of Jewish homes, businesses, childcare centres and synagogues, as well as regular political protests chanting for the annihilation of ­Israel, we saw the worst terrorist attack on Australian soil when 15 people were shot dead at a Bondi Beach Hanukkah celebration last month.
One and free? Ask the parents who send their children to Jewish schools to spend their days behind razor wire and armed guards.
One and free? Ask the families who gathered in Hyde Park last Monday to celebrate Australia Day only to be abused by a man in a T-shirt showing an Indigenous flag modified to include the clenched fist of a black power salute. “I hope the white genocide does happen,” he said, “because you guys are c. ts, f. k your flag, f. k this genocidal country.”
On the same day in Melbourne a young woman with a small Australian flag responded to taunts by saying, “I can be proud of my country.” A man wearing a keffiyeh shouted that this country is “funding a genocide” in Palestine.
“What about all the Indigenous people that are still dying in custody?” he shouted. “What about the fact that this country is built on stolen land? You don’t give a f. k? What does that mean? You’re a f. king piece of shit racist, good thing you’re standing in the shade because I know that you’re so white you don’t belong here, you’re European, this is Indigenous land, you’ll f. king burn.”
Toxic, divisive stand-offs
This is more than an isolated incident. It reflects the grievances, divisions and erroneous self-flagellation that has become commonplace in our country, mirrored not just in radical protests but also in our national debate, especially on publicly funded media.
Indigenous affairs, the Middle East, #MeToo feminism, transgender activism, climate change, the renewables rollout – a range of topics trigger toxic and divisive stand-offs.
In Canberra, hyper-partisanship has fuelled personal (and false) attacks against leading figures, numerous parliamentarians have left their parties, the Coalition split twice inside a year, and the tone of debate sinks ever lower.
A true public square no longer exists, media is polarised, and social media algorithms constantly reaffirm prejudices. The Adelaide Writers Week became so confuzzled about who could and could not speak that the whole event was cancelled.
Despite a national cabinet process during the Covid-19 pandemic, we saw an each-state-for-themselves mentality prevail, with citizens barred from crossing state borders even for urgent medical treatment or to see their dying loved ones.
Illogical restrictions, lockdowns, curfews and vaccine ­mandates were imposed, and protesters were hit with brutal policing – in Victoria they fired rubber bullets.
In my lifetime I have not seen more division, or a greater lack of social cohesion. Many of us wonder what national values or symbols our country can unite around.

Here's one thought.

Any notion of cohesion won't come via the dog botherer, the hive minds at the lizard Oz, or the ratbags at Sky Noise down under - the entire business model relies on division - nor will it be the relentless desire to return to little Johnny's era ... Former PM John Howard arrives at a candlelight vigil in Bondi late last year, a week after 15 innocent people were gunned down. Picture: Tom Parrish



Every so often, the pond wonders why it bothers, then perks up at the thought that tomorrow might bring prattling Polonius and fresh bouts of climate science denialism.

In the meantime ...

“I am not as pessimistic as that,” former prime minister John Howard told Inquirer. Howard sees the fissures, but offers a broad, his­torical perspective, and one that stems from first-hand experience through crises such as the Port ­Arthur massacre, 9/11, the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, and the Bali bombings.
“I think the biggest single failure of the past several years was the failure of the government to give moral leadership after the terrible antisemitism displayed at the Opera House after October 7,” Howard critiques. “If the Prime Minister had responded strongly, say by ringing (then opposition leader) Peter Dutton and suggesting a joint press conference to ­condemn antisemitism, I think the nation would have responded ­better. The government failed to give the moral leadership. Governments can always give the lead, they can always set the tone.”
There can be little doubt the Opera House debacle shamed Australia, and the soft response from politicians and authorities gave tacit encouragement to subsequent escalation.
Police made much of expert advice that at the Opera House nobody chanted “gas the Jews” – yet they failed to comprehend that “f. k the Jews” and “where’s the Jews?” amounted to the same vilification and hate speech.
At that protest we also saw an Israeli flag burned, and “Allahu Akbar” chanted along with, tellingly, “shame, shame, Australia.”

All par for the Australian Daily Zionist News, with appropriate images designed to set off the hive mind, An Israeli flag is burned on the forecourt of The Sydney Opera House in Sydney following the outbreak of war between Israel and Palestine. Picture: NCA NewsWire / Jeremy Piper




It was the reptiles that let clap happy fundie loon SloMo back out of his bag, with the inevitable results ...




But that's the reptile business model.

Fear, hate, loathing, anger, division and then doing the Orwellian thing of making it sound like that's what they deplore ...

Unity through hared, two minute hate sessions directed at the common enemy, creating a forced communal ecstasy ...

...a nation of warriors and fanatics, marching forward in perfect unity, all thinking the same thoughts and shouting the same slogans, perpetually working, fighting, triumphing, persecuting ...

And here's how it's done ...

Here was a gathering threatening Jews, celebrating the slaughter of innocent Israelis by the bloodthirsty Islamist terrorist of Hamas, and denouncing Australia – yet it was met with relatively mild ­condemnation and led to no police charges.
The only arrests police made were to take two men parading Australian and Israeli flags out of harm’s way. Surely this is a case study in how inaction can ­foster hatred and undercut social cohesion.
On Australia Day most people were at the beach or at a backyard barbie celebrating the day in our traditionally laconic fashion, but the protests for and against the day were increasingly strident and hateful, uniting on only one point – antisemitism. The “Invasion Day” rallies were infused with pro-Palestinian and anti-Israeli aspects, a bizarre concoction of grievances that saw chants about “always was, always is Aboriginal land” interspersed with chants for “intifada” and the elimination of Israel.
At the opposing “March for Australia” protests, far right activists and neo-Nazis took control, and one man was arrested for allegedly declaring that Jews are the nation’s worst enemies.
Authorities seem to have no trouble arresting alleged extreme right antisemites (and nor should they) but they seem very timid when it comes to arresting Islamist hate preachers or those demanding intifada.
This is particularly disturbing given we have seen the human cost of a globalised intifada at Bondi. There is a sense of a two-tiered justice system, which undermines public faith and further threatens cohesion.
Speaking on antisemitism in ­Israel this week, former prime minister Scott Morrison explored the origins of the angst, and he pinpointed the replacement of individual moral agency by grievance and identity politics.
“When failure is moralised as systemic injustice, liberal norms collapse. Individual responsibility is excused in the name of grievance and institutions – universities, cultural bodies, media and even religious organisations – that become infected with this culture become seeding grounds for those who wish to destroy the very liberal society they are supposed to nourish and protect.”

Then came an image to remind correspondents that Dame Groan has been screeching about the weevils of furriners for years in the lizard Oz, Protesters join the March for Australia in Sydney on Australia Day. Picture: NewsWire / Christian Gilles




And so to the rest of the litany, and if it wasn't bad enough that the lying rodent had featured, the dog botherer made sure the demographic stayed well over 70 by dragging in Blainers ...

This is an acute observation that applies to many of the hot-button issues that have metamorphosed into toxic debates.
When grievance and identity trump all, even the facts seldom matter, as the abusive protester in Melbourne articulated – if you do not see the systemic injustice that he does, then you are less than human, you are ripe for hatred.
We see this absolutism in so many debates. Protesters still yell for Indigenous land rights decades after the Mabo decision and resultant legislation have delivered rights so powerful that 45 per cent of the continent is under native title administration.
So what is it that the protesters want, all of Australia ceded? It is absurd, of course.
Esteemed historian Geoffrey Blainey agrees about high levels of divisiveness and the toxicity of public debate, and points to the role of education.
“The universities have much to answer for,” he told Inquirer.
“My opinion is that probably social cohesion has been low and the maladies you define have been high on previous occasions,” Blainey assesses, referencing the turmoil and drought of the 1890s, and also the Depression years.
“We won’t know for years whether this is the worst of times, but it could well turn out to be true.”
Overall, Blainey, like Howard, looks to history to keep pessimism at bay. “Human crises of one kind or another sometimes carry the seeds for a period of revival, whether we see the seeds at present I doubt,” he said.

Keep pessimism at bay? 

The entire business model of the lizard Oz - of the dog botherer in this outing - is to dwell on pessimism, gloom and doom, and brood about difficult, uppity indigenous people, Elders burned an Australian flag as thousands of protesters gathered at Queens Gardens in Brisbane to protest against Australia Day. Picture: NewsWire/Tertius Pickard




How soon before the litany turns to climate science denialism?

Soon enough, though some might think too soon, with so much more division and hate to offer ...

“Political parties, left or right, usually revive after periods of trauma, our political history since the 1890s tells us this.”
Politicians are often their own worst enemies, undermining trust with the public, and this is only ­getting worse. Many voters have become highly sceptical of government following the Covid pandemic overreach, the refusal to call a royal commission, and the clear double standards where authorities were heavy-handed in enforcing intrusive laws and shutting down vaccine mandate protests in ways they never countenance for an anti-Israel or anti-Australia Day protests.
When voters are told repeatedly by both sides of politics for many years that renewable energy is the cheapest form of energy while electricity prices rise to record levels and the renewables rollout creates enormous pain for regional communities, it does not build trust.
I noticed a Sydney public transport bus this week sporting the ­signage, “This is a zero emissions bus” – a blatant lie given this ­machine is about 20 tonnes of metal and plastics fuelled by electricity that often comes from coal-fired generation.
Howard sees climate change as a dividing line. “There is a lot of extravagant language being used about climate change,” he said, “but I think more and more people, and I’m one of them, are starting to wonder why we are giving away natural advantages that providence gave us, for diminishing returns?

So tiresome, and so predictable, March for Australia and Invasion Day protesters clash outside Melbourne’s Parliament. Picture: Brendan Beckett




Will "zealots" get a run?

How did you doubt?

“Why should we give up the advantage of cheap energy, why should we deny to poorer nations of the world the abundant energy resources we possess?”
The hard left maintains its climate catastrophism, but Howard is right – increasingly mainstream and regional Australians see only lies and the infliction of pain for no discernible gain. Yet protest groups such as Extinction Rebellion feel sufficiently emboldened to blockade train lines and disrupt coal ports, preventing companies and workers from going about their lawful business. They also feel no compunction about blocking traffic across the Sydney Harbour Bridge and elsewhere, creating enormous inconvenience for tens of thousands of fellow citizens.
The doomsday scenarios that inspire these zealots are often mouthed by politicians from the governing parties; political rhetoric has consequences.
The Indigenous voice debate created a schism in 2023 with both sides of the argument failing the honesty test at times (some on the yes side claimed this was only a minor constitutional change, while the no side pretended the Uluru statement was 26 pages long). And over the past five years the Brittany Higgins case and the #MeToo campaign stretched credulity, eroded faith in authorities, and ended careers long before the truth began to come out.
This is the Americanisation of our political debate, the descent into personal attacks. It is amplified by a postmodern disdain for objective fact – “your truth” being all that matters; and as with most detrimental aspects of public debate, it is worsened and coarsened through social media.
It is daunting to contemplate where all this is heading. We need to remind ourselves that the sound and fury often comes from a radicalised few, and the mainstream disposition can be very different.

 Oh FFS ... the Americanisation of our political debate?

He's writing for an American owned corporation, with its owner caring so little for Australia that he gave up his citizenship for a mess of shekels.

Then came a snap of a man who sounded very much Nick Fuentes, and so King Donald, and so Faux Noise adjacent, Brandan Koschel, arrested and denied bail over alleged hate speech at Sydney’s March for Australia rally on Australia Day earlier this week.



Then it was back to the litany, with more little Johnny, more climate science denialism, and more SloMo, and by this stage, the pond just wanted it to end ...

Howard makes this point about our increasingly fractious national day. “I think the most significant thing about Australia Day is the polls, and how there is a massive increase in support of the current day,” said the former prime minister. “You are seeing the silent majority, the decent middle, revolting against the noisy opponents.”
If that trend continues, dare we hope for a “relaxed and comfortable” Australia Day in the future? Tony Abbott’s optimistic history of Australia is a runaway bestseller, so maybe there is a growing appetite for the national story.
Might we again celebrate what unites us? Might we dare to be proud of a nation that is the envy of most, and which works hard to right its wrongs and provide fairness for all?
Can we find away to re-establish a pluralistic public square, even when the media is polarised, people disappear into digital media silos, and the ABC is increasingly a plaything of the green Left? Democracy depends on informed debate, so it is hardly surprising that the degradation of our national debate has coincided with the splintering of our political class, the disenchantment of voters, and a decline in support for the major parties.
We used to come together to help each other in national disasters. When Cyclone Tracy flattened Darwin at Christmas 1974, people in the southern states took Territorian refugees into their homes.
Now, when bushfires or floods destroy homes and lives, we regularly endure the grotesque and inane spectacle of climate alarmists pretending Australian policies have worsened the impact, even as volunteers risk their lives in the aftermath. Such heartless nonsense should be argued out of the conversation but too many unthinkingly amplify it.
This week, when Morrison made a timely and thoughtful contribution to the debate about tackling Islamist extremism, he was denigrated by the National Imams Council as reckless and Islamophobic. And Labor’s Anne Aly accused him of using the Bondi massacre to sow discourse (she meant discord).
It is a bleak outlook and there is a distinct shortage of intellectual integrity and moral clarity.
If the benign and successful ­nation of Australia cannot find common cause for pride and celebration, there can be no hope for any sovereign entity.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese talked the talk on Australia Day. “A nation built with care and compassion, aspiration and determination,” he said, “A nation whose strong heart beats with courage, kindness and that abiding Australian instinct for fairness.”
Easily said, but what has he done to foster than purpose? What has he done to make us “one and free”?
The entire country got behind Australia II in 1983, when every landlubber professed some knowledge of winged keels and spinnakers. And perhaps the high point of national cohesion and self-regard came in 2000 when the Sydney Olympics were spectacularly efficient, entertaining and friendly.
Perhaps we could aim to nurture a resurgence of national cohesion and purpose by 2032 for the Brisbane Games.
Six years to find some common ground and shared aspiration, to root out the extremists, the disrupters and the aggrieved.
It can be done. History shows it should be done. But it will take leaders, and none of them yet are standing up.

Actually if the dog botherer wants a spirit of unity, via sport, here's a thought ...

Boycott the World Cup ...

History shows such boycotts can be done ... but it will take genuine willpower to tackle a truly damaging Faux Noise cult by giving up a football cult ...

And so this day's reptile studies are done, and the pond can only offer one consolation.

There could be worse ways of wasting time and money ...




Friday, January 30, 2026

With the lettuce in despair, and Our Henry yet again sent off to the sin bin, the pond was left to ferret through the bouffant one, Joe, Pete and Clive...

 

Shattered.

To see two men conduct negotiations - and fail to reach an agreement - on a funeral day was beyond the lettuce's most fervid and desperate imaginings.

The reptiles didn't know what to make of it at either, and remarkably there was was no acknowledgment of the fiasco anywhere on the top of the lizard Oz's digital edition this Friday morning.

Instead, an EXCLUSIVE about a "secret plan" about autism aid led the way, followed by an EXCLUSIVE about the ALP banking on inflation-fuelled income tax windfall, followed by a big splash bout a woman killed by the mad Mullahs, followed by Cameron yearning for war ...though the headlines varied between  "war" and "military strike" ...

Commentary by Cameron Stewart
Trump’s three demands to Iran amount to an ultimatum for war
Donald Trump gives Iran three demands that make US military strike more likely
The President has issued Iran three demands the Islamic Republic will almost certainly reject, dramatically raising the prospect of devastating US military strikes in the coming weeks.

The pond regrets that Cameron sounded short on lingo, because surely "special military operation" should have been given a trot?

Below that, Joe, lesser member of the Kelly gang, was actually in Minneapolis, and below him the pond finally landed on an EXCLUSIVE bit of genuine lizard Oz loonacy ...

EXCLUSIVE
We need an ‘Aussie Dome’, ex-army chief urges
Peter Leahy says Australia faces ‘rapid and comprehensive defeat’ from new missile technology, and must quickly get an ‘Aussie Dome’ protection system.
By James Dowling

Won't someone give that man the money to build a new Maginot line?

The pond passed on Jimbo's tired rewrite, and saved the source material for later ...

It was only below all this nonsense that the reptiles allowed the bouffant one to deal with the lettuce's most pressing matter...and even then the header was all wrong. 

Was Susssan going to outlast the lettuce, which was wilting in the summer heat and browned off?



The pond did appreciate the image of the two pretenders looking like Mafia thugs attempting to get jobs as extras in a fourth Godfather film ... but the rest of the copy was an unhappy experience for the lettuce ...

Especially after the theatrics and failure of the Hastie-Taylor meeting to “choose” a single conservative, Ley may last for much longer than many people think.
She holds the office and title, she has a body of support among moderate Liberal MPs and she is benefiting from a burning anger at Littleproud’s attempt to dictate to Liberal MPs on the leadership.
Ley is not going to resign.
Just so you are sure, let me repeat that: Ley is not going to resign.
There will be more disastrous poling to come but if two contenders split the support in the partyroom between them, history shows the incumbent remains in charge.
John Howard survived tough times as prime minister because the two Peters – Reith and Costello – cancelled each other out, as did Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard in their attempts to oust Kim Beazley.
Of course, Ley’s leadership support has been threadbare and declining since the moment of her election; the Nationals’ decision to try to force her from the leadership using a split from the Coalition has delivered it a mortal blow.

Oh sure there was another snap of the gangsters in a pose down mood, emerging like fourth rate thugs from a steal and burn car ... Matt O’Sullivan, Jonathon Duniam and Andrew Hastie arrive together at a Melbourne home. Picture: Liam Mendes

It was so good it deserved bigly prominence ...



But how could the lettuce take comfort from this brief two minute summary? Too many buts ...

But Ley is still leader … and will be for at least a while.
During that time failed expectations about Hastie and Taylor will grow, as will the extending real crisis of identity at the heart of the Liberal Party’s survival.
What’s more, as the architect of the current Coalition split – dwindling relevance and loss of more ground to One Nation – Littleproud has bolstered Ley’s support within the Liberal Party and faces his own leadership challenge next week.
The Coalition is no more – for the moment – and that’s not Ley’s fault.
The Liberals are hopelessly split factionally, culturally and geographically but that’s not entirely Ley’s fault either.
Even the poor polling, which had improved after the Bondi Beach massacre in December but has since slumped again amid the Coalition mess, is not all Ley’s fault.
But in the inevitable end, further poor polling will be the tectonic shift that removes the Liberals’ first female leader, not the ambitions of two male pretenders.
Why did they have to do this to the hapless lettuce on a Friday? Was it wrong to expect a decent bit of bloodletting at a funeral ...

The lettuce was inconsolable, not even Golding could help ...



There was another conspicuous absence, with the reptiles having gone very quiet on the matter, so it was best left to the infallible Pope to note ...



Meanwhile, over on the extreme far right, the pond was forced to send the ramblings of Our Henry to the cornfield archive yet again...

PM’s Bondi ‘apology’ a case of regret not remorse
While Labor has for years asked us to bear the guilt for deeds committed generations ago, it refuses to be held accountable for the escalation of murderous antisemitism.
By Henry Ergas
Columnist

Generations ago? It would seem the guilt of deeds might be a tad fresher, what with there still being an ongoing bout of ethnic cleansing in Gaza ...cf Haaretz, The Final Expulsion of Palestinians Is Underway - and Your Indifference Enables It... (*archive link).

Devotees will be pleased that Our Henry retained his ability to make pompous and portentous references, though this time with a biblical flavour ...

The authors of the Christian Bible recognised this in stressing the distinction between metameleia – regret without transformation – and metanoia, the reorientation of judgment that follows recognition of failure and issues in new patterns of behaviour. Their predecessors in the Hebrew Bible drew an equally forceful moral divide between charatah, the sting of regret, and teshuvah, the commitment to repair the wrong and not repeat the wrongdoing. In both traditions, what makes the difference, bridging the gap between lofty aspiration and lived conduct, is a willingness to frankly shoulder responsibility.

Will Our Henry ever frankly shoulder responsibility for the assorted war crimes conducted by the current state of Israel?

Probably not, probably he'll parade his dictionary of quotations ...

Max Weber articulated the danger this poses with extraordinary clarity, long before it became a commonplace of political debate. Where responsibility is displaced or denied, he warned, the moral field of politics collapses into one of two outcomes: either the triumph of fanatics, who believe the immeasurable damage they wreak will be redeemed by some ultimate salvation, or a descent into unadorned opportunism, in which disastrous errors are concealed by evasions, obfuscations and deceptions.
No democratic political system can retain its legitimacy under those conditions. Without the willingness to confront outcomes – which is at the heart of what it means to take responsibility – there are no lessons learned and no errors corrected; without apologies that rise above mouthing “I’m sorry”, shattered confidence cannot be rebuilt; and without credible promises, there can be no secure basis on which to plan a shared future.
But these are possible only, Weber cautioned, when leaders possess a high level of personal and political maturity: for the capacity “to scrutinise the realities of life ruthlessly, to withstand them and to measure up to them inwardly” requires the “will to adulthood” (Mündigkeit) that turns the resolve to face facts “soberly” into a settled habit. Those who lack that maturity are, in Weber’s words, “not equal to the task they have chosen, not equal to the challenge of the world as it really is” – they are, that is, not equal to “politics as a calling”, no matter how immense their talent may be for politics as a mere profession.
That is why the death-rattles, not only in Australia but throughout the West, of the ethic of responsibility echo an older and darker moral pattern – the world of Shakespeare’s bleakest and most foreboding play, Troilus and Cressida, in which moral language survives solely as a means of self-exculpation, and in which apologies collapse into excuses. Characters acknowledge harm, even genuinely lament it, yet refuse the self-implicating turn that would bind regret to reckoning.
And as Shakespeare sought to show, sensing England’s slide toward chaos and violence, when apology becomes just another way of avoiding having to answer for one’s deeds, fine words can only deepen wounds that cry out for healing.

Weber and Shakspere! But at least the pond could offer a few morsels as chum to lure punters to the archive.

Not so migratory import Brendan ...

Society punishes one form of Jew hate while applauding another
What an idiot Brandan Koschel is ... ‘Jews are the greatest enemy to this nation’? Doesn’t he know you’re meant to say ‘Zionist’?
By Brendan O'Neill

While it was perfectly suited to the Australian Daily Zionist News, the pond could live without it, especially as Brendan doesn't seem to have the first clue about Shakspere as a way to make a knockdown argument ...

That sort of artful dodging is the same as employed by Tony Bleagh joining King Donald in his Gaza real estate venture.

Instead the pond turned back to the loon who had generated the Oz EXCLUSIVE, but without the Jimbo re-write, instead in Pete's own words ...



The header: Why it’s time defence builds an Aussie style iron dome; We are in great danger of a rapid and comprehensive defeat at the hands of new technologies. Do something, Australia.

The caption: Israeli Iron Dome air defence system fires to intercept missiles over Tel Aviv, Israel, June 2025.

"Do something" hardly seemed the most precise demand, so an explanation followed...

With the completion of major upgrades to Tindal RAAF Base in the Northern Territory, it is time to consider how we might protect and defend it. Given the current deteriorating strategic situation and rapidly developing technologies, we must also consider the need to provide broadbased protection across the length and breadth of Australia.
The Russian missile and drone attacks on Ukraine are a worrying warning of what could happen. The 2023 Defence Strategic Review placed an emphasis on strengthening and hardening northern bases. This is too narrow an approach. All of Australia is vulnerable to new missile, rocket and drone technologies.
Israel and the US have or are developing their respective domes to protect their homelands. Where is the Aussie dome?
Australia provides a geographic sweet spot for the US as it seeks to strengthen its presence in the Asia-Pacific region. As it did in World War II, Australia provides an ideal operational launch and support base for combat operations to our north.
Chief of Defence Force Admiral David Johnston has told us Australia needs to be prepared for the possibility of launching combat operations from our own soil. This means existing and planned US and Australian military bases are legitimate targets. So too are a broad range of industrial, resource and civil infrastructure facilities across Australia.
When considering the defence of Australia, we can no longer hide behind a sea-air gap.
We now live in an era where technology has defeated geography. For nearly two centuries Australia’s geographic isolation shaped our political, trade and economic development. This isolation, no contiguous borders, great continental distances and unforgiving topography also provided Australia with security and protection.
During the 18th and 19th centuries Australia’s defence was primarily obtained by guarding our major cities from seaborne invasion with forts and coastal artillery.
Our broad strategy was to maintain defence in depth by a policy of expeditionary warfare or forward defence. Until very recently geography and distance remained our major advantage. Not so now – now our enemies can reach us from any place on Earth, and from space. War will come to us with unprecedented speed, accuracy and destructive power. At the strategic level we are vulnerable to nuclear-capable intercontinental ballistic missiles.
At the operational level, the threats include hypersonic weapons such as the Russian nuclear-capable Oreshnik intermediate-range ballistic missile. This weapon, which has been used in Ukraine, has a reported range of up to 5000km and a speed of up to 13,000 km/h. At this speed it could cross the Australian continent in well under one hour. How might we detect and counter this threat?

The reptiles interrupted with just one snap ... irefighters (sic) carry a dead body from the rubble of a government building hit by Russian rockets in Mykolaiv on March 29, 2022.



Irefighters? It seemed to set the ire of Leahy on fire ...

Warships anywhere off our coast and long-range aircraft operating from bases to the north of Indonesia can potentially fire long-range missiles at us with relative impunity.
Other technologies that have defeated geography are attacks through cyberspace and intelligence surveillance and reconnaissance capabilities that can lay bare our capabilities, intentions and actions.
While there are treaties against conflict in, from and through space, we must consider that space, as the ultimate high ground, will be irresistible to any enemy. Anything that clusters, lingers, emits or rehearses in the open becomes a potential target.
Combine this with drones, delivered by conventional or clandestine means, which can loiter and, when controlled by artificial intelligence, can mass to strike targets. Australia is vulnerable to this type of threat.
Warning time at all levels of war has gone and the detection-to-destruction cycle will be measured in minutes, not hours. It will be difficult to prioritise which assets to protect as everywhere, and everything, is a target.
We are not prepared for this new type of conflict, which has blossomed on present-day battlefields. Technology is the new king of the global battlefield. Observe how we are scrambling to secure microchip production capabilities and ensure supplies of critical minerals.
While the search for new technologies has always been a feature of war – crossbows, to muskets, to long-range artillery – we are now facing a new depth and breadth of threats that we find hard to comprehend.
We are in great danger of a rapid and comprehensive defeat at the hands of new technologies.
The big difference is that this time the threat is against Australian-based military capabilities, our civil and industrial infrastructure, and our morale and will to fight. We will need a focus on air defence of all military bases, industrial facilities and many civil assets. Our cities and infrastructure are legitimate targets. What thought are we giving to developing and deploying lasers to counter the enormous speeds of hypersonic missiles?
No nation has yet to devise an effective solution to the technological conundrum that confronts us. In short, the problem is going to get worse before it gets better.
Do something, Australia.
Peter Leahy was chief of army from 2002 to 2008. He is director of the National Security Institute at the University of Canberra and chair of the Defence and National Security Committee of the RSL.

Splendid stuff, and the pond looks forward to missiles being installed at Pinchgut and at Fort Queenscliff, so we can fire a shot across the bows at anyone who approaches ...(is it wrong to suggest Darwin's port would be just the right place to ward off Xi?)

Or perhaps we could just follow the lizard Oz tradition, and wear a flag ...



In desperation, the pond decided to take another look at that offering by Joe, lesser member of the Kelly gang ...

ON THE GROUND
Defiance, grief as Minneapolis grapples with shooting fallout
Grief, defiance: on the ground in Minneapolis
As even US citizens fear leaving their homes and carry their passports when they do, locals have no confidence the situation will improve any time soon.

Why is it always the pond that has to be the first to archive reptile offerings?

You see there was nothing particularly of note in Joe's five minute ramble through those streets ...

Joe didn't manage to do a Faux Noise. 

While he gave King Donald a little room in his opening, as the pond read on, it became clear he had spoken to entirely the wrong sort of people ... so that's where the pond dropped in on the intrepid street reporting ...

...Christine Hebl, 45, told The Australian she came down after first stopping at the memorial for Mr Pretti. But she nearly burst into tears as she spoke. “I just officially became a registered nurse today. So, I felt like I wanted to carry his (Mr Pretti’s) legacy,” she said.
“I’ve been here several times. I don’t live too far away, about a mile away and thought, well, I’ll just stop here on the way home and pay my respects to Renee too.
“I went to a nurses school that … probably, 50 per cent of my graduating class was immigrants. I love them. And I will fight for them. I live in an apartment building that immigrants live in and some of them haven’t left their apartment in three weeks … They feel imprisoned in their own communities.
“ICE needs to get out of here, but I don’t know if that’s going to happen.”
Donnie McMillan, 71, told The Australian he was “pissed with President Donald Trump and the way he sent people out here to deal with this … He has to respect us. And I don’t feel like he is.”
“I feel like he’s trying to make an example of the people from Minnesota,” he said. “I’m mad. Yeah, Mr President, if you’re listening, come talk to me. Don’t send Tom Homan. He’s not going to tell me what I want to hear. I want to hear that you’re going to stop this and get these people (Border Patrol agents) out of Minnesota.”
“It’s not a Republican/Democratic story when you are killing citizens on the street. This isn’t the Wild West.”

Well yes ...




The pond hesitated to use snaps of the people who had talked to Joe. Who knows if they might be targeted by King Donald's minions?

Kevin FitzGerland, 72, told The Australian he had driven 960km from St Louis, Missouri, to “support Minneapolis”, and called for ICE to be abolished.
On Wednesday evening, several speakers at a nurses’ candlelight vigil paid tribute to Mr Pretti and the crowd of about 1000 repeatedly broke into loud chants of “ICE Out” as they pushed for solidarity against the federal migration crackdown.
A brass band played and a bagpiper provided a rendition of Amazing Grace. One man, holding an upside-down US flag, sang his own version of Bella Ciao, an anti-fascist Italian folk song, to honour Mr Pretti. Addressing the crowd, one event organiser, Ali Marcanti, a nurse at United Hospital in St Paul, condemned the initial characterisation of Mr Pretti by the Trump administration as a “domestic terrorist”.
“The only domestic terror threat in the state of Minnesota are ICE and Border Patrol agents in our communities causing chaos, tearing apart families and trampling our constitutional rights,” she said.
Speaking at a CNN Town Hall on Wednesday night, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey – who drew the ire of Mr Trump for his refusal to enforce federal immigration laws – continued to push for federal immigration agents to leave the city.
He said the new footage of Mr Pretti did not justify his killing. “Are we actually making the argument that Alex Pretti should be killed for something that happened, like, 11 days prior to the shooting itself?” he said. “I think we should be talking about the circumstances that actually led to the killing and what took place.”
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara criticised the tactics of federal immigration officers, saying they “just do not appear safe”.
Earlier in the day, Mr Trump warned that Mr Frey’s refusal to endorse federal immigration laws was “very serious”. On Truth Social, Mr Trump said he was “PLAYING WITH FIRE!”.

Once again Golding misled the pond ...




If "playing with fire"is conciliatory, perhaps people should care when filming masked thugs acting as an inspiration for Liberals down under ...




After all this, the pond wondered if something had gone wrong with the reptile diet.

The reptiles seemed off their game, as if the domestic cavortings and the killing fields inspired and encouraged by their Faux Noise kissing cousins was beyond the pale.

And where was the bromancer when he was so badly needed?

Perhaps he was preparing a magnum opus for later in the day, which could be recycled into weekend fodder.

The pond can only hope, because in the meantime it was left with Clive ...



The header: Donald Trump, Tehran talk tough, but protesters left to help themselves; When Donald Trump declared this month that “help is on its way” to Iranian protesters the phrase sounded ominous and reassuring in equal measure.

The caption for the collage which shockingly and shamefully was actually credited, when Grok was standing by to shoulder the blame: The Ayatollah and Donald Trump in front of Iranian protesters and a Jet B-2 Stealth Bomber with the Flag of Iran. Artwork by Emilia Tortorella

Clive spend a bigly four minutes brooding about King Donald and the mad Mullahs, but it sounded like he didn't think the demented narcissist was actually helping all that much ...

Fresh tensions flared this week following Donald Trump’s renewed threats of a possible military strike against Iran, this time tied to demands for a new nuclear deal, which prompted swift denunciations from Tehran and warnings of retaliation “like never before” should the US act.
The exchange underlines how quickly rhetorical escalation can return – even as both sides have so far avoided direct confrontation, and the risk of miscalculation now appears markedly higher.
When Donald Trump declared this month that “help is on its way” to Iranian protesters – urging them to “KEEP PROTESTING – TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!!” – the phrase sounded ominous and reassuring in equal measure.
It hinted at consequences, suggested leverage, and implied Tehran’s actions were being closely watched. At the time, Iran was gripped by its most serious unrest in years – sparked by economic collapse and currency devaluation – across hundreds of cities. The state’s response was already proving deadly, with mass killings peaking around January 8-9.
Today, however, the picture looks markedly different. Mass street protests have been largely quelled amid brutal suppression, a prolonged nationwide internet blackout (now over 20 days, one of the longest on record, with partial easing in some areas), mass arrests (41,000-42,000 reported), and widespread fear. No mass public executions of protesters have taken place, though death sentences were issued in some cases, and executions of other political prisoners continue. Iranian officials have publicly denied intentions to carry out protest-linked mass executions, and rejected claims that US threats halted any such plans.

The reptiles interrupted with an AV distraction ... United States President Donald Trump is threatening Iran with “major attacks” in a bid to force the country to make a deal over nuclear weapons. The US president has been increasing his threats against the country in the wake of recent deadly protests, where he encouraged demonstrators to take to the streets. The United States has been moving warships to strategic positions in the Gulf, with officials stating the USS Abraham Lincoln is in the Persian Gulf and is in range of Iran.



Clive carried on sounding gloomy ...

Credible reports from rights groups (eg, HRANA, Amnesty International) and opposition sources place the death toll in the thousands; confirmed figures exceed 6000, with some estimates ranging from 20,000 to 36,500 – far surpassing previous protests.
That restraint on the most inflammatory extremes was not born of weakness. It was a calculation. Public mass executions would have invited renewed global condemnation, possibly unified Western pressure and unwanted strategic complications. Avoiding them cost the regime little, while allowing it to reassert control through familiar, quieter means: targeted arrests, intimidation, surveillance, enforced disappearances, hospital raids on the wounded, and protester exhaustion. The blackout further obscured the scale of repression, concealing crimes and disrupting co-ordination.
In that narrow sense, Trump’s warning may have worked – not by altering the balance of power inside Iran, but by reinforcing existing incentives for restraint at a critical moment around mid-January. It appears to have drawn a red line around a specific act (mass executions) rather than signalling broad or sustained support for the protest movement itself. Once that line was respected – and protests suppressed – the immediate urgency drained away.
What has changed dramatically since then is the US military posture and framing of tensions. While Washington initially refrained from overt escalation tied to the protests, it has since surged additional assets into the region: the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group, F-15Es, tankers, missile defences and more – shifting from precautionary positioning to visible force projection.
Trump’s rhetoric has pivoted toward Iran’s nuclear ambitions, ballistic missiles and refusal to negotiate a new deal, warning the “next attack will be far worse” than prior US or Israeli actions (including the June 2025 strikes). Tehran has responded with threats of unprecedented retaliation. Additional sanctions have been imposed, but there has been no sustained diplomatic offensive centred on the protest movement.
This helps explain the current phase of US-Iran relations. Washington has backed its rhetoric with a heightened military posture, but not yet with direct action. Tehran has taken care not to provoke the situation further, even as it warns of severe consequences. Both sides appear intent on managing friction in the nuclear domain rather than igniting it over internal unrest – though the crackdown’s economic costs have exacerbated grievances and may sow seeds for renewed unrest.

It seemed there was a lot of posturing going down, and the intervention just a splendid way to keep on avoiding the Epstein files, what with the Minnesota murders having provided some relief and a few killing field distractions, but not nearly enough.

The reptiles slipped in a snap designed to warm the cockles of Captain Bonespur, US Navy Captain Daniel Keeler, the commanding officer of the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, prepares to fly an MH-60R Sea Hawk helicopter in the Indian Ocean. Picture: AP



And then it was on to more disappointment, ending up with Alice ...

Israel’s posture reinforces this interpretation. Israeli officials have reportedly cautioned against US escalation explicitly linked to domestic protests. That is significant. Israel’s strategic focus remains on Iran’s nuclear program, missile capabilities and regional proxies – not internal dissent. Linking military action to protests would likely backfire, uniting Iranian opinion behind the regime and complicating Israel’s freedom of action.
So what, then, did “help is on its way” actually mean? It did not mean intervention. It did not mean regime change. And it did not mean sustained support for an uprising. Instead, it amounted to a momentary act of deterrent signalling – a warning aimed at shaping behaviour during a volatile window. Once the most acute risk passed, the warning receded, even as military deployments reinforced broader pressure on nuclear issues.
There is an uncomfortable implication here, particularly for Iranian protesters. Many are acutely aware of how often Western encouragement proves fleeting. Bold words raised expectations that were never fulfilled, breeding cynicism once the spotlight moved on and repression continued. The priority appears to have been preventing escalation that would have narrowed options for all concerned, rather than sustaining momentum in the streets.
The episode underscores a hard truth about Iran. External actors can sometimes influence tactical choices – but they cannot dictate outcomes inside the country. Trump’s warning may have nudged the regime away from a particularly provocative course, but it did not alter the underlying balance of power or prevent massive bloodshed via other means.
In Through the Looking-Glass, Lewis Carroll’s Humpty Dumpty famously claims that words mean whatever he chooses them to mean. In the end, “help” meant exactly as much – and as little – as the moment required.
Clive Williams is director of the Terrorism Research Centre in Canberra.

What a dismal day. The lettuce in despair, the Canberra Mafia dominated by impotent poseurs, King Donald doing his usual Ozymandias impression - look on my works and despair - and things going wrong everywhere for the Murdochian empire ...

All the pond needed was an image of King Donald doing a Colonel Walter E. Kurtz impression to round out a wretched end to a wretched week ... (with Nosferatu in command of the sub) ..




PS, how to do an obituary ...