Wednesday, December 03, 2025

In which assorted reptile jihads means there's no escaping "Ned's" natter or a bout of Killernomics from the IPA ...

 

A very rare UPDATE:

In the lizard Oz:



And also in the Nine rags:


Sadly the archive versions were before the judgement came through, but this is the nub of in the Nine rags:

Court’s damning comments as Lehrmann fails in high-stakes appeal
Lee found the interview in 2021 on the now defunct The Project program suggested that Lehrmann, who was not named but was identifiable to some viewers, raped Higgins in Parliament House in 2019. However, Lee said that Ten and Wilkinson could rely on the defence of truth.
On Wednesday, the Full Court of the Federal Court – Justices Michael Wigney, Craig Colvin and Wendy Abraham – dismissed Lehrmann’s appeal and ordered him to pay his opponents’ legal costs.
The court went further than Lee and made a significant finding that Lehrmann was not reckless about whether Higgins was consenting to sex, but was aware she did not consent and went ahead anyway.
In a summary of the decision, read in court by Wigney, the court said the “only reasonable inference to be drawn from the facts, known and observable to Mr Lehrmann at the time he had sexual intercourse with Ms Higgins, is that Mr Lehrmann did turn his mind to whether Ms Higgins consented to sex, was aware that she was not consenting, but proceeded nonetheless”.
This provided another basis for upholding Lee’s finding that Lehrmann raped Higgins, the summary said.
Lehrmann’s lawyer, Zali Burrows, had argued in court that Lee had insufficient evidence to find the former federal Liberal staffer was a rapist.

Now will Dame Slap give it all a rest? Or will she keep on with her jihad, with Linda cosplaying for Bruce?

Will she insist on endlessly traumatising the hive mind?

The real trauma?

Being bludgeoned on the head repeatedly by Dame Slap, blunt force trauma by repeated violent blows with a heavy instrument, the pond made brain dead by her endless jihad ...



Only trauma is Labor’s for being caught out in Linda Reynolds and Fiona Brown cases
The Albanese government’s justification for hiring $25,000-a-day barristers to crush two legal claims has been branded ‘risible’ by critics who question the real motives.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

And just to add to the trauma, a couple more blunt instruments ...

SENATE ESTIMATES
Taxpayers’ exceptional bill to fund counsel of war on Reynolds
The Albanese government has paid a barrister more than $5000 a day to fight compensation claims from Linda Reynolds, while Finance Minister Katy Gallagher admits reading court rulings that demolished Labor’s cover-up allegations.
By Elizabeth Pike and Noah Yim

And by the way, the reptiles produced a blatant lie by claiming that Dame Slap's yarn went up at 5.22 am. The archived version was dated 2nd December at 8.55 pm.

Why lie on such a trivial matter? Why the window re-dressing?

Whatever, won't someone make her stop, please dear long absent lord, make her stop, or persuade a lizard Oz editor to make her stop ...

And while we're at it, make him stop, please dear long absent lord, return and make him stop ... 

Donald Trump Melts Down in Unhinged Late-Night Posting Spree

Trump, 79, Reposts Unhinged Typo-Filled Late-Night Rant

Can the pond just have a moment of peace and quiet?

Of course not, it's Wednesday with the reptiles, and the task is to choose the reptile who can be titillating without being utterly jihad tedious ...

First let's get the "news" that batters out of the way ...

EXCLUSIVE
Former Japan envoy slams Labor’s silence on China bullying
Japan’s former ambassador has accused Australia of abandoning its closest Asian ally after failing to condemn China’s vicious threats against the Japanese Prime Minister.
By Ben Packham

Ah, in the archive version that became Japan slams Labor’s silence on China bullying, with the former ambassador given "whole of country, whole of nation, whole of government" status.

That was backed up by an "opinion" piece ...

Where is Australia in Japan’s moment of need?
A Chinese diplomat’s death threat against Japan’s Prime Minister has escalated into economic warfare, with Beijing now questioning Japanese sovereignty over Okinawa itself.
By Shingo Yamagami
Contributor

Relax, Mr Yamagami, the pond understands that the government is sending a load of pig iron your way. Use it wisely and well.

And the Australian Daily Zionist News was at it again...

EXCLUSIVE
Jews’ nightmare with no end: two years of hate, violence as anti-Semitism takes root
Australian Jews have endured 1654 anti-Semitic incidents in the past year as hate attacks reach five times pre-October 7 levels.
By Cameron Stewart

That was turned into an "opinion" piece too, on the basis of want not ...

Party leaders need to prevent racist hate becoming the new normal
The report on anti-Semitic attacks in Australia is a wake-up call for leaders around the country to stop the normalisation of hatred.
By Cameron Stewart
Chief International Correspondent

Sure beats having to write about a far right government, led by a corrupt, pardon-seeking PM, intent on the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and the claiming of the West Bank.

Belatedly, the pond realised the intent of the reptiles' cunning plans.

All that jihad carry-on was designed to make supping on "Ned's" natter seem like a real treat ...



The header: Recover economic clout or Liberals risk wilderness; The more the analysis, the more astonishing is the 2025 election outcome. The damage to the Liberal Party brand is deep and wide – it has run everywhere including into the party’s once strongest suit.

The caption for poor old Susssan: Leader of the Opposition Sussan Ley addresses the House. Picture: NewsWire / David Beach

As a bonus, this "Ned" climb was no Everest climb, more like a 5 minute Mount Kosciuszko stroll, and at least the lettuce read it with interest ...

The more the analysis, the more astonishing is the 2025 election outcome. It has empowered Labor and demoralised the Coalition. The most astonishing aspect is that at a time of punishing cost-of-living pressures and rising interest rates Labor replaced the Liberal Party as the superior economic manager.
At face value this makes no sense. Its only logic lies in an economic perception tied to a deeper view about the credibility and conviction of Labor and Liberal as governing parties. The damage to the Liberal Party brand is deep and wide – it has run everywhere including into the party’s once strongest suit.
It is a reminder that democratic politics is relative. The Albanese government might be seen as an uninspiring and ineffective bunch but, compared with the Liberals, it was united, diligent, with a superior leader and a brilliant communicator as Treasurer. That reversed decades of electoral history on the economic ratings test.
Unless the centre-right grasps where it went wrong in 2025, it won’t recover. Two big features of the election campaign stand out, policy credentials and leadership perceptions. Labor was totally dominant on both tests and they were the tests that mattered.
These are the conclusions from the recently released 2025 Australian Election Study conducted by the Australian National University and Griffith University, its central thesis being the vote reflected a nexus of short-term and long-term factors that, unless checked, “point to Labor dominating federal politics for the foreseeable future”.

The reptiles were determined to remind the hive mind of how we got here ...Peter Dutton visits Mount Sheridan in the electorate of Leichhardt during the 2025 election. Picture: Richard Dobson




This endless contemplation of the runes, this relentless return to considering the entrails, this feckless ferreting through the tea leaves, must make the lettuce extremely pleased ...

Our political culture is changing in fundamental ways. There is voter dealignment from the main parties – Labor and Liberal – yet the country overall is moving to the left in this dealignment story, which means Labor wins office through the preference system. Unless the centre-right understands this decisive phenomenon it cannot recover.
The study identifies the unprecedented aspect of the 2025 election (in the context of its surveys dating back to 1987), notably that Labor prevailed on nine out of the 10 policy issues. The study called this a “significant departure” from the historical trend. Labor won on every economic issue: on economic management 32-28 per cent; on cost of living 37-22 per cent; on tax 31-23 per cent; and on housing affordability 34-16 per cent. This was despite a sustained fall in living standards, though Labor argued pre-election the economy was picking up after the Reserve Bank began to cut interest rates.
The survey makes clear that economic issues dominated the campaign. Two-thirds of voters said an economic issue was their top concern. This should have given the Coalition a critical advantage but that didn’t happen.
Moreover, voters were pessimistic about the economy, with 42 per cent feeling the economy would be worse in a year compared with only 24 per cent who believed it would be better.
There was no great confidence in Labor’s economic management but even less confidence about Liberal management on inflation, tax and housing. The explanatory factor is Liberal weakness, not Labor strength.
The study’s co-author, ANU political science professor Ian McAllister, said: “The Coalition has been losing ground on those economic issues for at least the last two elections.”
The study shows that at the 2016 election the Coalition led on the economy by 27 percentage points, falling to 12 percentage points at the 2022 poll and collapsing into negative territory in 2025. This was the weakest Liberal economic perception at an election in the party’s history. Yet the decline has deep roots. Unless it is reversed the Liberals cannot win an election.

Economic issues? 

Lucky Killer was on hand to sort those out, as the reptiles inserted a snap of triumphant Sauron, Anthony Albanese gestures with his partner Jodie Haydon and son Nathan after winning the 2025 election.




"Ned" carried on with his woulda, coulda, shoulda dance ...

This should have led to a post-election priority Liberal strategy: to regain ascendancy on the economic agenda, to reclaim this traditional Liberal strength, a tactic that would have been assisted because Labor’s economic lead was always fragile and as 2025 advanced the government’s economic vulnerability only intensified; witness the recent increase in inflation.
This tactic was a no-brainer. Progress would have been readily available on the single most vital policy priority. But the Coalition did the opposite.
It waged instead a huge public brawl against the net-zero concept based largely on the notion the Coalition had to move sharply to the right, maximise differences with Labor and prove its economic credentials by spearheading an assault on Labor’s high energy prices. Whether this gives the Liberals more credibility on economic management in this term remains to be seen.
How the Coalition’s policy delivers cheaper energy prices is not yet apparent. And this follows the flawed nuclear power plant policy at the election with the study finding public opinion narrowly split 38-37 per cent in favour with distinctly low support among ALP voters.
On the issue of leadership the Liberals have a serious problem. The study found that since Anthony Albanese became leader “Labor has attracted a greater share of votes based on leadership”. On a scale of 0 to 10, the study found Peter Dutton rated at 3.2 compared with Albanese at 5.1. Dutton’s popularity rating was the lowest of any political leader in the survey’s history back to 1987, with Scott Morrison’s 2022 rating making him the second most unpopular leader. Albanese had ranked 13th out of the 28 party leaders contesting elections since 1987. The biggest Albanese-Dutton gap on traits came on compassion, with the study concluding there was a “consistent pattern” whereby Labor leaders “are perceived as being more compassionate” than Liberal leaders.

Want more salt rubbed into the wounds? Why not beam up the liar from the Shire? Scott Morrison




"Ned" failed to feel the rapture, but did sound like he believed in end times:

All of the above results must be seen in context – the nation over 2022 and 2025 has been moving to the political left, in both substance and style, with the centre-left primary votes accruing from Labor, the Greens, the teals and a range of independents. Dealignment from the major parties has taken the nation to the left.
While Labor’s primary vote was weak in 2025 at 34.56 per cent, Labor is a big winner on prefer­ences as smaller pro-left parties and independents preference Liberals below Labor as people vote down the card. The study concludes that “independent voters tend to be left of centre”.
The Liberals lose because a majority of voters dislike them more than they dislike Labor. If the country is moving culturally left and the Coalition is moving to the right, how can the Coalition attract the preferences it needs?
The forces driving this shift to the left run deep. The study shows the Coalition is losing the votes of people aged under 40 years: in 2022 it won just 25 per cent of this group while in 2025 that fell to 23 per cent. The study shows that younger voters are moving left and millennials are defying the orthodoxy that people will change and vote more conservative as they age.

Finally came the coup de grĂ¢ce, a shot of hapless Susssan herself, Sussan Ley, looking a little odd:



The lettuce rubbed leaves with glee ...

The generational trend is reinforced by the gender trend. At the 2025 election 37 per cent of men voted Coalition but only 28 per cent of women, revealing the modern gender gap allocates women significantly to the left of men. McAllister highlights the role of education: “The electorate is becoming progressively more left. That’s being driven by the ‘big three’ – gender, generation and university education. If you know somebody’s age, their gender and their university education, you can predict with a degree of certainty how they are going to vote.”
Two forces shape politics – what politicians do and the lens the public uses to view politicians. Because more Australians view politics with a leftist cultural lens they will be less sympathetic to leaders such as Dutton and Morrison, less impressed by Liberal economics when their bias is to Labor’s government spending and state intervention.
The so-called new conservatism wants the Liberals to follow Donald Trump and move to the right on energy and immigration along with ditching liberal economics as so yesterday. But it needs to explain how that delivers a 50 per cent plus vote via the preference system in our Australian democracy.

And that was it, "Ned" done and dusted, but for determined masochists, this is the archive link to "Ned's" outing.

That way lies access to links in "Ned's" piece, and to more madness.

For example, that late-breaking reference to so-called new conservatism contained a link to a barking mad piece, though still naturally within the hive mind ...

Why Australia’s legacy Liberals don’t get the ‘new right’
The Liberal Party does not need cosmetic changes, more attractive candidates or better rhetoric. The problem is it clings to a stale consensus that is out of step with successful centre-right parties across the rest of the world.
Dan Ryan

This Dan was hot to trot on all things Nige and King Donald ...



Poor old "Ned":

...Instead, they continue to want to run on a platform that resembles something Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, John McCain or David Cameron or Paul Kelly would approve of – cutting taxes and regulations, budget repair, rolling back DEI, more flag waving patriotism, increase in defence spending and the like. There is nothing inherently wrong with these positions. But they are not new, nor are they sufficient to win.

The pond keeds, it keeds, there was no mention in that par of "Ned", though there coulda and shoulda been.

Just like Dame Groan this rogue Ryan was keen on bashing furriners ...

...The tragedy of Peter Dutton’s election campaign was that it embraced some second order MAGA issues, but ignored the far more important and popular ones. For example, there was much enthusiasm for Elon Musk’s cost cutting program, DOGE. Yet the program was only announced after the US President was re-elected. Similarly, the slogan “Drill baby, drill!” was not used at all until 2024 and was a rehash of a line first popularised by Sarah Palin. Trump was broadly supportive of nuclear power, but did not lead with it.
The Dutton campaign thus managed to attract all the opprobrium of the Trump brand but got none of the upside of his more salient core policies.
Trade policy was not mentioned in any significant way by Dutton. Yet it was the first thing Trump mentioned when he launched his initial campaign, and this ultimately proved crucial in electorally significant blue collar industrial Midwest seats and elsewhere. Now there is a bipartisan position in Washington for at least some level of tariffs on China and many other countries.
In Australia, by contrast, the centre-right continues to support an agreement, signed by Tony Abbott’s government (on almost the same day Trump first came down the escalators in 2015), that allows 100 per cent of Chinese manufactured goods to come into Australia duty-free. If that stays in place we will largely remain, in Andrew Hastie’s words, “a nation of flat white makers” and never have any sort of substantial industry in Australia ever again.
Scepticism about past foreign policy was also a key factor of Trump’s appeal. His harsh criticisms of Iraq and other interventions were a direct repudiation past Republican administrations. These were popular with the public who had grown tired of the misguided and pointless “forever wars”. Yet there has been no real evidence of reflection or contrition in this area from the Howard era right, which appears stuck in the age of George W. Bush.
Hastie seems to get change is required. Other Middle East war veterans who now occupy senior positions in the White House, such as Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth and Jamieson Greer, certainly recognise that a new prudence and realism is needed compared to the last 25 plus years.
Immigration is another area that is central to the rise of the “new right” across the Western world. But it is a subject that has moved well beyond “stopping the boats” of the Howard era. Back then there was an oft-repeated mantra that because our government was able to control illegal immigration Australians welcomed higher levels of legal immigration. If that was ever actually true, it is not true now. Now the far bigger issue is legal immigration numbers.
“Mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilisation and undermines the stability of key American allies”, Rubio’s state department recently announced. Yet the shadow Immigration Minister Paul Scarr refuses to even use the term “mass immigration” and reprimands people like Hastie for their language when they try to talk seriously but sensibly about it.
The Liberal Party does not need cosmetic changes, more attractive candidates or better rhetoric. The problem is it continues to cling to a stale consensus which is increasingly out of step with successful centre-right political parties across the rest of the world.
Dan Ryan is executive director of the National Conservative Institute of Australia.

Why that would have been much more fun. 

The pond could have linked to tales of Hogsbreath the war criminal, an economy being wrecked by tariffs, the increasingly demented madness of King Donald, the war on Venezuela, assorted interventions in foreign lands, while seeing just how much division and hate can be generated on the streets by roving bands of masked thugs ...

All that, and still the pond wouldn't have been able to segue to the Wilcox of the day ...




Speaking of rampaging gorillas, it's on to Killernomics from the IPA ...



The header: The real reason inflation is high, While politicians blame external forces for inflation, a staggering truth emerges: Australian housing prices have risen almost exactly in line with the creation of new money since 2015.

The caption for the wisely uncredited collage, featuring coins (perhaps King Donald's crypto crash coins were difficult to visualise), and a genuinely meaningless graph which would shock an ABC finance report: RBA governor Michele Bullock and Treasurer Jim Chalmers are under pressure as inflation surges.

Killer was in his usual feisty mood:

The real surprise isn’t that inflation is increasing but that it isn’t higher still. More than a quarter of all the Australian dollars in existence were created in the past five years.
The consumer price index rose 3.8 per cent across the year to October, triggering a fresh round of debate about the cause, but one huge factor is almost never discussed.
Our economy is drowning in dollars as new home loans and government borrowing supercharge the money supply faster than the economy can absorb it.
In just 10 years to the end of September what economists call M3, the sum of all cash and deposits at banks, soared from $1.8 trillion to $3.3 trillion.
Yes, the Australian economy has grown since 2015 – mainly as a result of a nearly 16 per cent increase in the population – but nothing else relevant has grown anywhere nearly as fast.
And what did all that new money do?

Jimbo was served up, if only so he could be knocked down ... Australian Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers addresses the media on the monthly inflation data out today. Picture: NewsWire/ Glenn Campbell




Eventually Killer got into economic history, doing his own version of Our Henry:

Most of it went straight into the housing market where, lo and behold, prices have soared.
Strikingly, capital city dwelling prices have increased about 80 per cent since 2015, according to a series kept by SQM Research – almost precisely the same as the increase in the money supply.
Houses and apartments haven’t become more expensive so much as the buying power of the currency, and unfortunately all the wages and salaries denominated in it, has collapsed.
In terms of things the financial system can’t create out of thin air, the big returns in property have been illusory. When valued in ounces of gold, long considered by many the only timeless, universal currency, Australian property has lost significant value.
It’s fashionable to complain about how expensive things have become since the Covid pandemic, as if inflation were some unfortunate act of God, but it’s a choice.
Governments around the world have pumped in trillions of new units of currency into their economies while banks have created credit like there’s no tomorrow. The value of owner-occupier and housing investment loans outstanding in Australia, for instance, has increased by $1 trillion since 2015 to $2.5 trillion, according to Reserve Bank statistics. The more than $300bn handed out to households and businesses during Covid lockdowns were all freshly created dollars.
The official inflation figures based on CPI are artificially low, excluding asset prices which is where inflation typically shows up first. New money doesn’t increase prices uniformly at the same time, a too often forgotten insight of French economist Richard Cantillon in the early 18th century.
“The increase of money will first be felt in the channels where it enters; and so gradually it will spread to other channels and raise the price of goods and products in the whole state,” he wrote in his classic 1734 essay on monetary policy.

Just to add to the misery: Last week’s shock inflation number killed off any chance of an interest rate cut in 2025 and likely for 2026. The latest economic growth numbers this week will be a test as government spending fuels inflation. Non-productive elements of Australian government spending has prevented the economy from drifting into recession.




Killer turned arcane in a way which should satisfy correspondents:

What’s known as the Cantillon effect describes how those who receive the new money first, such as the recipients of new loans, benefit the most as they are able to spend the money before it seeps into the rest of the economy and increases the overall price level.
Cantillon’s belief in an inextricable link between money and prices was popularised last century by American economist Milton Friedman, who famously argued “inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon”.
But central bankers and politicians junked this idea in the 1980s in favour of so-called neo-Keynesian economic models that ascribe inflation to excessive aggregate demand. Inflation arises when unemployment is too low and the economy overheats, they argue, or when workers and employers trigger a wage-price spiral.
It turns out Friedman’s and Cantillon’s ideas have at least as much to offer. The past few years have illustrated how shockingly useless these new theories have become.
In May 2021 the brightest minds at Treasury and the Reserve Bank, using the latest economic models, forecast inflation would never exceed 2.25 per cent across the next three years.
As readers know, within 12 months it had jumped to 6.6 per cent before peaking at 7.8 per cent in late 2023.
It wasn’t only Australian economists with mud on their faces. US Treasury secretary Janet Yellen later was mocked routinely for claiming inflation would be small – and later transitory – in early 2021.
All these forecasts from the first half of 2021 were made well after governments had pumped Covid stimulus into their economies. Indeed, they were made after inflation had already begun to rise rapidly and they occurred well before Russia invaded Ukraine in early 2022 (an event that politicians, laughably, would blame later for high inflation). It should be obvious now that the increase in the quantity of money was having a significant impact on prices.

Come on down Milt, help Killer out: Milton Friedman




Now the pond endured all of that burst of downbeat Killernomics, safe in the knowledge that Killer had the right answer all along ...




There you go, follow Killernomics and a $40 billion bail-out will see you right.

Oh there were doubters, but the pond reckons a $40 billion bail out should just about fix everything wrong with Argentina ... and Australia ...

Or would it?

...The Trump administration’s financial and political interventions in Argentina have been declared a success, but the consequences of these actions are still unknown and remain quite risky. In late September, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced the Treasury Department’s commitment to lend up to $20 billion to Argentina’s central bank and directly purchase Argentine pesos in an effort to stabilize Argentina’s currency markets. Word then leaked that Treasury was seeking to organize a consortium of private financial institutions to invest another $20 billion in Argentine sovereign debt—although the prospective lenders were not comfortable taking on such risks absent a guarantee from U.S. taxpayers. Bessent first justified the actions on the grounds that Argentina is a “systemically important” economy and argued that the peso was “undervalued.” Later, however, he acknowledged that the Trump administration was seeking to provide its political ally Javier Milei, and his right-wing political party, a “bridge to the election” being held on Oct. 26, in the hopes the government might pull out a victory. Shortly thereafter, Trump undermined his own economic support program by stating that the disruptions in Argentina were “not going to make a big difference for our country.” Rather than an unconditional “whatever it takes”-type commitment, the United States was signaling it would only continue supporting the peso market if Milei’s right-wing party emerged victorious. This undermined market participants’ confidence in the peso’s prospects, causing it to decline again and triggering additional purchases by the Treasury. (Treasury ultimately purchased an estimated $2 billion worth of pesos.)
The fact that Milei’s party ultimately prevailed in the elections might create the impression that this episode was a successful use of financial statecraft, meaning the U.S. government’s channeling of money and capital to influence geopolitics paid off. But looks can be deceiving. It remains unclear whether these measures will stabilize the Argentine currency for the long term, as the peso experienced a brief post-election rally but soon fell back near its pre-election levels. Milei has subsequently rejected calls to let the peso float in order to rebuild the currency’s credibility. And Argentina owes the International Monetary Fund $56 billion for loans made before the U.S. intervention. All these factors mean there are still risks that the Treasury, international financial institutions, and any private U.S. lenders enlisted in this effort could end up losing money on their investments. These actions have also implicated other domestic economic policies. For example, the financial assistance benefited Argentine beef and soy exporters who compete against the U.S. agricultural sector at a time when China in particular is looking for alternatives that are not subject to Trump’s onerous tariffs. It is dangerous to prematurely declare this episode a success. When a U.S. administration lacks a sufficient appreciation for the role finance plays in geopolitics, it risks mismanaging its responsibilities—and in the process creating economic and political instability.

And so to Killer of the IPA's wrap-up - relax, that $40 billion bail out is pending ...

In economics I was taught good money should be three things: a store of value, a medium of exchange and a unit of account. Modern currencies are obviously no longer stores of value. That’s why highly leveraged purchases of things governments and banks can’t reproduce, such as land, tend to be winning investment strategies. Accelerating money creation almost guarantees their appreciation in nominal terms.
Tightening the screws on lending is one way to limit this phenomenon, but don’t hold your breath. M3 increased 7.3 per cent in the past 12 months alone.
The Australian Prudential Regulation Authority rolled out new mortgage rules last week – only a fifth of new loans can be to borrowers with a debt of greater than six times their income from February – that were akin to imposing a 300km/h road speed limit.
“These new limits won’t be binding on most banks so will have little impact on the aggregate flow of credit to either owner-occupiers or investors,” chairman John Lonsdale said.
The Australian dollar tap isn’t about to be turned off anytime soon.
Adam Creighton is chief economist at the Institute of Public Affairs.

The pond also promises not to hold its breath or cry for Argentina, or for that matter shed a tear for King Donald's economic policies. After all, FA and FO ...

As King Donald has been mentioned a few times, the pond should and will end with the immortal Rowe, featuring war criminal Hogsbreath and King Donald ...




Forget the gung ho war criminal, and the victims of war crimes on the high seas, instead note the uncanny way that the immortal Rowe catches King Donald in all his glory ...




And this is for those who might have missed it ... more King Donald ...



Tuesday, December 02, 2025

In which the reptile Tuesday almost feels like Thursday, with the bromancer, Dame Groan, and ancient Troy failing to lift the sense of existential ennui and endless repetition ...

 

The never-ending reptile jihad was on again today, with Rice on the boil, and Wong being piked ...

TENSE EXCHANGE
Wong dodges questions on Higgins cover-up claims
Labor frontbencher Penny Wong has refused to accept that cover-up accusations she made against Linda Reynolds and Fiona Brown over the rape of Brittany Higgins were baseless.
By Stephen Rice and Elizabeth Pike

The pond has no idea who reads this navel-gazing stuff, but perhaps if you're a member of the cult you might find it interesting...

Defence stories also burbled along...

RESTRUCTURE
‘Biggest reform in 50 years’: Defence stripped of procurement
Heads to roll as Richard Marles overhauls Defence Department to boost performance
Three underperforming branches will be combined, with a new agency to control about 40 per cent of defence spending.
By Ben Packham and Noah Yim

That brought out Ben, always packing it ...

New defence delivery agency from Marles will take an awfully long time to get going
What will change with all the same people at senior levels of the new defence delivery agency? While welcome and timely, this is also a pretty flimsy announcement from Marles and Conroy.
By Ben Packham

Inevitably the bromancer was also enraged, so the pond had to send Ben packing ...

Commentary by Greg Sheridan
Different titles for top brass but same result: no change
If this Defence reshuffle has any consequence at all, it will contribute to a new round of paralysis as boffins try to game new structures, while leaving all the real problems completely unaddressed.

It was, for the bromancer, a remarkably short - 3 minutes said the reptiles - bout of pique and indignation, with just two snaps offering a distraction:



Sorry, the pond is trying to lower the temperature of the relentless, presumably AI bot scraping that's going on at the moment - so many meaningless hits being scored - but the link is there for anyone wanting to cut and paste the bro's words into their diary ...

Others will realise this is just part of the long standing campaign by the bro to become Reichsmarschall des Grossaustralisch Reiches (after all, it if was good enough for Göring) ...

The key alleged big change is merging three groups – bear with these long-winded titles, they are the Capability Acquisition and Sustainment Group, the Naval Shipbuilding and Sustainment Group and the Guided Weapons and Explosive Ordnance Enterprise – into one new body called, initially, the defence delivery group. After one year its name will change to the defence delivery agency.
Over the decades I’ve seen countless such Defence reorganisations. These three groups were indeed all centralised together until GWEO and naval ship building were peeled off into separate groups as a sign of their importance. You can make the case that they’re better off as separate agencies or that they’re better off centralised. One of the endless grooves of recurrent karma-like cycles of birth and rebirth in Defence is that reforms in one direction are always succeeded a little while later by reforms in the reverse direction.
Each set of reforms allegedly solves all the problems of the past.
It probably is the case that when one agency became three there was a needles and profitless proliferation of higher ranks. Peter Jennings has written that in the 20 years from 2003, the number of star officers (brigadier and above) in the ADF doubled, while numbers in the Senior Executive Service in the civilian defence bureaucracy rose by 80 per cent, while our numbers of actual war fighters stayed much the same.
We certainly have too many generals and too many senior bureaucrats, and not enough soldiers who can fight a war.
But still, everything is wrong with this Marles announcement. The government claims it is a fundamental change more important than anything in five decades – so where are the supporting documents? One and a half pages of a press release in vague general terms and a meandering press conference. That’s it?
Who knew fundamental change required so little actual ministerial work.
The government rightly recognises one of the big problems with our defence acquisition is that we change the specifications for the platforms we acquire again and again. This reform is meant to address that.
But the problem is not essentially found, or solved, in departmental flow-chart changes.
Australian defence has faced two key problems over the last 15 years. One is a dire lack of ministerial leadership and discipline. The government says it wants a mature ship, for example. Defence chooses a design in development. Nobody in Defence is reprimanded or demoted. The minister accepts the Defence preference and cabinet signs off on it.
The old structure could work perfectly well if there were tough-minded ministers across the detail who led their portfolios, demanded results and got rid of ineffective leaders in uniform and in the bureaucracy.
The heads of the three agencies to be merged already have independent relationships with their relevant ministers.
If the new merged agency reports directly to the minister and controls its budget without intimate co-ordination with the ADF or the secretary of the Defence Department, it simply becomes the new Defence Department. Or you get even more red tape, mandarin infighting and bureaucratic blather.
The other problem is that neither Labor nor the coalition in government has been willing to spend anything like the money necessary to do what it claims it wants to do strategically.
Every Defence press conference includes an acknowledgment that we face the most challenging strategic circumstances since World War II, the Defence equivalent of a ­welcome to country ceremony, and then proceeds to do nothing about it.
Marles repeated his preposterous claim that he’s made the biggest increase in defence spending in peace time. This increase is “across the decade”, by which he means the decade ahead.
So a “commitment” to increase spending in 2034 is claimed as the government having already made a huge defence spending increase. That is utter baloney. The government is spending almost exactly the same proportion of GDP on defence as it inherited when it came to office.
And as every strategic analyst in Australia knows – you cannot pay for a credible defence force and acquire nuclear powered submarines from that quantum of money.

Utter baloney? 

Well it is a variation on "nuts"! 

As for how things are going in Gaza, this day the Australian Daily Zionist News was muted, but at least Wilcox wondered ...



Doesn't a pardon mean acceptance of guilt?

Apparently the news of the feds returning to the old colonial game, in the style of King Donald in Venezuela, wasn't enough to appease the bro ...

EXCLUSIVE
Interpol for the islands: AFP chief Krissy Barrett’s Pacific push to counter China
Australia will lead a UN police summit to establish a Pacific regional policing bloc, directly countering China’s expanding security influence across the region.
By Geoff Chambers

As for news of the devastating floods in Asia? 

Sorry, natural disasters are routinely censored at the lizard Oz. 

For that you'll need to head off to an actual news organisation ...Death toll tops 800 as intense storms hammer Asian countries

Meanwhile, Dame Groan was on hand to add to the sense of tepid, endless repetition...



The header: ALP energy rebate is another hand-out we can’t afford, It’s a narrow path to tread. Inflation figures are killing rate cut hopes and power bills are soaring. Energy rebates offer quick consumer relief, but they may also be making the problem worse.

The caption for the wisely uncredited wretched collage: Reserve Bank head Michele Bullock and treasurer Jim Chalmers have walked a narrow path, but surging electricity costs threaten to derail the anti-inflation fight.

These days the old biddy is a two trick pony, alternatively bashing migrants and bashing energy, though if you put it all under the heading "we'll all be rooned by sundown", it's just one trick ...

It was the former Reserve Bank governor Phil Lowe who used the metaphor of the narrow path to describe the challenge of returning inflation to target within a reasonable time frame while holding on to low unemployment.
But the real trouble with narrow paths is there’s always a risk those travelling along them can deviate from the track. And if there’s a steep incline on either side, the consequences can be brutal.
The thing is that it’s not just the RBA walking – stumbling, even – along the narrow path, it’s also the government. The plan of the Treasurer, Jim Chalmers, was to ride the naturally occurring downward path of inflation while maintaining the rate of unemployment around the 4 per cent mark.
All around the world, inflation was easing after the lifting of the supply interruptions of Covid and then the war in the Ukraine. While it was slower going here than elsewhere, some judicious cost-of-living measures, particularly electricity rebates, would ease the short-term pain for households before the rate of inflation fell back to the target band of 2-3 per cent.
In fact, Chalmers initially regarded the electricity rebates as a sort of miracle cure. They would lower the headline rate of inflation, which in turn would encourage the bank to cut the cash rate. It was quickly pointed out that the bank considers the trimmed mean CPI figure that nets out subsidies. By Chalmers’s logic, he should have gone even harder with the subsidies!
It all seemed to be going reasonably well, with the bank cutting the cash rate three times this year, even though it wasn’t entirely clear that inflation was sustainably within the target band.
The bank’s February decision, for instance, looked particularly premature, with the trimmed mean still above the target band. As it turned out, there was an over-reaction at the time to the presumed economic impact of the imposition of tariffs foreshadowed by the Trump administration.

Please don't ask the pond to comment. 

Isn't it enough that the pond presents the old biddy moaning away in all her gory, accompanied by her boring visual distractions ... RBA Governor Michele Bullock after the latest decision to keep interest rates on hold at 3.6 per cent. Picture: NewsWire / Nikki Short



The old biddy's default setting is whine and moan ...

Last week’s CPI print was close to a disaster for the bank and the federal government. The annual headline figure came in at 3.8 per cent, with the annual trimmed mean increasing by 3.3 per cent. The 37 per cent increase in electricity prices in the year to October clearly does deserve the descriptor “disaster”.
It was the first release of the comprehensive monthly CPI figures, so there may be some noise in the data. But it looks like inflation may now be on the way up, having failed to achieve the midpoint of the target band and staying there.
There is almost universal acknowledgment that the cash rate will not be cut at the final meeting of the bank this year. It’s also unlikely that any further cut will happen in the first half of next year unless economic conditions deteriorate significantly. There is some talk that the cash rate could even be increased next year. Any relief for mortgage holders looks a long way off.
This is the context in which the government must decide whether to extend its universal electricity rebates. Recall that at the last budget in March, the Treasurer decided to award these rebates for six months only. At a cost of around $2bn for a six-month extension, it’s not a cheap decision.
One suspects that Treasury advice would be to terminate the rebates. Any further deterioration in the fiscal position should not be considered given the prediction of a decade-long run of budget deficits. Moreover, the impact of lifting the rebate on the headline rate of inflation will have to be confronted at some stage; it’s best to get on with it.
The alternative view – and one assumes taken by Anthony Albanese – is to continue the rebate. It is electorally popular and what’s $2bn when the government is spending close to $800bn annually and the deficit is projected to come in at around $40bn this financial year
The risk is that these rebates will become a permanent outgoing for the federal government. Given the likely upward path of electricity prices, notwithstanding the messaging about renewables being the cheapest form of new energy, the political option seems likely to prevail.
The broader point is that the Treasurer’s economic strategy is fraying, mainly because of the complete inattention to fostering productivity growth and the excessive increase in government spending. Any expansion in the economy is quickly hitting supply constraints, which in turn generates higher price pressures.

As always Jimbo was at the back of the aged groaner's ire, Treasurer Jim Chalmers faces a tough decision on energy rebates. Picture: AAP




Eventually the old biddy sputtered out ...

The fact is that federal government spending has gone from 24.4 per cent of GDP in 2022-23 to 27 per cent this financial year. This is akin to a Whitlam-like expansion. This has led to a crowding out of activity in the private sector, as well as nurturing many low-productivity sectors of the economy.
More than 80 per cent of new jobs over the past two years have been either directly or indirectly funded by the government. It’s this spending that has kept unemployment low, not market forces.
Further budgetary pressures are also emerging. Notwithstanding the pledge to constrain the growth of spending on the NDIS, the indications point to an ongoing unsustainable escalation in the costs of the scheme because of the rise in the number of participants, particularly young ones.
A botched deal with the states in which a separate scheme – Thriving Kids – was to be established for autistic and developmentally delayed children will lead to an increasing burden of higher hospital costs being borne by the federal government. And bear in mind, putting dollar figures in one scheme rather than in another doesn’t do anything to improve the budget bottom line.
As the year grinds to an end, it has been a good one politically for Labor. A massive electoral victory in May, an opposition divided and positionally uncertain, and the passing of amendments to the EPBC Act courtesy of the Greens add up to triumphal year for Labor.
The fact remains that there are serious clouds on the horizon when it comes to the economy, even if there is a tick-up in business investment associated with the construction of data centres.
It looks like both the government and the Reserve Bank have failed to navigate the narrow path of achieving both inflation within the target and low unemployment. Unless the government is prepared to constrain wasteful and excessive spending as well as address the real impediments to productivity growth, the likelihood of interest rates staying where they are, or even increasing, will be locked in.

The pond doesn't know how long it can keep going with this sort of apocalyptic doomsterism.

What about a decent bit of reptile rage about the war on Xmas?



Sorry, the pond starts each dystopian day with the reptiles ducking King Donald's latest outrage or war crime.

Come on reptiles, the advent calendar began on 1st December, and if you can't offer samples of demented King Donald's latest incoherent assault on a female reporter, surely you can dig up a dinkum 'war on Xmas' story?

For a bonus, the pond was torn, with Geoff chambering a round, urging us all to get on board with dementia-laden King Donald...

Wedge between Labor and Coalition on Xi threat
Domestic politics driving wedge between Labor and Coalition on Xi threat
Minimising threats posed by Xi Jinping’s People’s Liberation Army and Chinese Communist Party puts Australia at odds with the United States and undermines the national interest.
By Geoff Chambers
Political editor

In the end, it was a short, barely two minute damp squib of a read, a feeble word salad of waffle, as this sample shows...

...Albanese understands the threats posed by China and has successfully fought to keep the AUKUS pact and Quad security dialogue alive, while progressing critical minerals deals with the US and allies. Sitting alongside Albanese at the White House in October, Donald Trump confirmed the AUKUS nuclear submarine deal was a “deterrence” to Chinese aggression in the Indo-Pacific.
The Prime Minister has also ramped up Australia’s huge flow of aid to Pacific nations. At the same time, he has shown reverence to Xi and Chinese Premier Li Qiang after they removed China’s unfair trade bans on Australian products and resumed high-level business and military leader dialogue.
Senior Coalition figures are opposed to supporting Labor’s approach to China but understand they must get their messaging right. The Liberal Party election review, due to be released ahead of Christmas, will repeat warnings following the 2022 defeat that the Coalition is failing to woo back aspirational Chinese-Australian voters who have traditionally backed Liberal MPs.
After losing electorates such as Bennelong and Reid to Labor, more Liberal seats were lost at the May 3 election including Menzies, Deakin and Banks.
The Liberals have lost more seats with significant Chinese-Australian voters to Labor than they have to teal independents.
While support for AUKUS and the Quad is bipartisan, Coalition MPs believe Labor’s broader approach to China is now partisan. A weakened Coalition, which needs to win back seats with high numbers of Chinese-Australian voters, must strike a delicate balance separating the actions of the PLA and CCP from the economic and trade benefits flowing from China.

Elbows up, lettuce.

The pond felt comfortable turning to ancient Troy for a bout of despair ...



The header: No party’s survival is guaranteed in new era of volatile politics, The Liberal Party’s existential challenge is writ large in a landmark electoral analysis as gender and age gaps widen – but Labor’s long-term future is not guaranteed either

As soon as the pond hears "existential", it reaches for its Sartre gun ...

The caption for the opening snap: The beginning of the opening ceremony for the 48th Parliament in the Senate chamber in Canberra last July. There are challenges for both Labor and the Coalition as their long-term vote share declines, they can no longer rely on rusted-on voters, and support for minor parties and independents is on the rise. Picture: Martin Ollman

(and the archive link for those wanting access to that opening flourish

The pond isn't sure that screen caps will defeat the insatiable bot traffic but it's worth a try, especially as the opening was exceptionally tedious, even by ancient Troy standards ...

The pond had hoped that ancient Troy's outing would give succour and comfort to the lettuce, but even the lettuce began to wilt under the assault by way of waffle.

After that opening mumbo jumbo barrage of blather about artificial divisions of voters into meaningless age groups and into tribes (women!), the reptiles naturally followed up with a snap of Ming the Merciless ... Liberal Party founder Sir Robert Menzies would be among those astonished today at the peeling away of support for the major parties. Portrait: Ivor Hele




Likely Ming would be among those astonished at the way that the reptiles routinely feature a worshipful snap of him on a daily basis ...

The pond grew up on Hele's war images. 

Couldn't the reptiles have offered something other than Ming?



Never mind ... back to ancient Troy's psephological musings ...

Anthony Albanese did secure a remarkable re-election, one for the ages, with a massive haul of 94 seats, but this masks the depth of Labor’s standing. With a vote share of just over a third of the total primary vote producing a big majority of seats, Labor’s support is a mile long but an inch deep. Nevertheless, Labor’s vote actually increased between the 2022 and 2025 elections, up from 32.6 per cent.
The AES shows that Labor was strongly preferred over the Coalition on leadership and policy in 2025. Peter Dutton is the most unpopular opposition leader in almost 40 years. Albanese far outpolled Dutton on traits such as intelligence, strength, compassion, competence, honesty. Leadership has always been a critical factor in elections, although leaders are generally less popular these days.
The most important issue for voters was cost of living. It was a back-to-basics election at a time of high inflation, concern about housing affordability, health and education. In an extraordinary finding, Labor was preferred over the Coalition in nine out of 10 policy areas, including taxation and economic management. Only on national security did the Coalition have a small edge, 28-22 per cent.

It's almost as if the reptiles wanted to make the bro feel like the read of the day, as they hastily interrupted with an AV distraction ...

Redbridge Group Director Kos Samaras says the 6 million Australians who voted for minor parties but preferenced the Labor Party were “instrumental” in Labor’s federal election victory. “The 6 million or so Australians that voted for other parties, their preferences were quite instrumental when delivering the Albanese government a massive win,” Mr Samaras said. “Not only, obviously, did we see an increase in the Labor primary, but also that preference flow was absolutely significant to Labor. “It’s very clear that all the votes that the Coalition lost over the last eight to nine weeks to minor parties, those Australians decided to actually preference the Labor Party.”




Ancient Troy seemed to think trust in political parties had broken down, and managed this feat without once referencing the malign interference of News Corp, faux noise Sky after dark, screeching tabloids, and so on, a trend that hasn't been halted, only made worse by being amplified on social media...

I’ve written about major party dealignment for many years, and the trends are not being reversed or halted.
In the immediate post-war decades, those who always voted for the same party were often 70-80 per cent. In 1987, that fell to 63 per cent. By 2007, it was down to 45 per cent. It declined to 34 per cent this year. This means a more volatile electorate.
When looking at political allegiance – those who identify with a party – this too shows Labor and the Coalition to be in trouble. In 1987, those who had a commitment to Labor numbered 49 per cent. This was Bob Hawke’s third victory. This year it was 31 per cent, having crept up a little. In 2004, Howard’s fourth victory, Liberal partisanship was at 42 per cent. It declined to 24 per cent in 2025.
Related to this is rising support for neither major party. The two correlate: voters turning away from established brands looking for something more independent or insurgent, opting for independents and minor parties. In 1990, only 4 per cent had no political allegiance; now it is 25 per cent. The Greens have risen from 1 per cent voter identification in 1996 to 9 per cent in 2025.
It is said you can’t fatten a pig on market day. In other words, most voters make up their minds about a leader, party and policies long before election day. But this is less true as only 32 per cent of voters say they decided how to vote before the campaign. It is also concerning that voters are relying less on mainstream media – newspapers, radio, television – to inform their voting.
The decline in support for the major parties, and the widening gender and age gaps between them, represent fundamental shifts in political behaviour. It portends a more unpredictable and unstable politics, with no party guaranteed long-term survival. But for now, the Liberal Party is going out of business. This is not opinion hyperbole; the data confirms it.
There is another point to make. While only 32 per cent of voters believe that people in government can be trusted, we can take some pride in there being 70 per cent of voters satisfied with how democracy is working and 74 per cent support for compulsory voting. But these too are in decline.
If we are not careful, we may have more to worry about than the survival of the major parties.

If only the pond could be worried that the reptiles might disappear overnight ...

As for interest in the real world, as usual, the pond has, as usual, to turn to the 'toons for insight, and to the immortal Rowe, celebrating the skill of the family firm at grifting ...




Monday, December 01, 2025

In which there's a Monday triptych of Caterist, bromancer and Major Mitchell ...

 

The reptiles were back on their energy jihad this morning, and in a bigly way...



The bigly lead in the early morning edition was blessed by a Tesla-sparkling gif and the attendance of a full five crusaders, inducing a temptation to wonder how many reptiles were needed to change a light bulb:

POWER SHOCKS
‘Without a plan, higher prices will kill us’: real cost of our spiralling energy crisis
Suffering under the burden of ever-increasing power bills after broken promises that energy costs would be reduced, small businesses across the country are now making some tough decisions.
by  Marcus de Blonk Smith, Paul Garvey, Bimini Plesser, Sean Callinan and Kyle Leonard

What a relief to send these crusaders off to the archive, quickly followed by a two reptile tag team ...

EXCLUSIVE
Solar, wind investment crash puts renewable target in doubt
Australia needs 6 gigawatts annually of wind and solar added to meet its 2030 renewable targets. This year is shaping up as a decade low for signed off investments despite a giant supply pipeline.
By Perry Williams and Rachel Baxendale

Only two crusaders required for that yarn? 

Off to the archive with them, accompanied by Col, always packing it ...

GRID STABILITY
Energy operator sounds alarm on closure of NSW’s biggest coal station
The grid will need frequent interventions without new grid-forming batteries or synchronisers to replace coal, the energy market operator has warned. Australia risks a system that has enough power, but cannot operate safely in practice.
By Colin Packham

Strangely the quarry waters whisperer hadn't got the memo about the crusade, and was more concerned with Tamworth's eternal shame ...



The header: Note to Barnaby: Hanson’s theatrics will lead to political oblivion; Hanson’s popular appeal remains the party’s greatest strength and greatest weakness. But with her as leader the party will remain a mirror image of the Greens: a protest party that rallies the aggrieved and rails against the establishment.

The caption: Pauline Hanson speaks at the CPAP conservative conference at The Star in Sydney. Picture: NewsWire / David Swift

The Caterist spent a full five minutes trying to cope with ratbags, as if the reptiles had done nothing to encourage them, and the pond presumed some anthropologists might find the thought experiment briefly amusing...

Barnaby Joyce and Pauline Hanson would have spent Monday night last week in furious agreement as they enjoyed a home-cooked dinner for two in the senator’s parliamentary offices.
From immigration to net zero, the differences between Nationals conservatives and One Nation are matters of presentation, not substance. Politically, however, they operate in different universes, which may be why the newly liberated independent member for New England is hesitating before throwing in his lot with One Nation.
Hanson’s impetuous decision to walk into the Senate wearing a burka last week condemns One Nation to remain on the fringes of political life. Joyce will have left a party that seeks outcomes to join a party of outrage.
Hanson is a remarkable politician, yet she is destined to celebrate the 30th anniversary of her arrival in parliament in March as she began: defying the pressure to conform to political propriety and forcefully articulating what many Australians think but are unable to say. Yet she remains a back-seat driver, powerless to alter the nation’s course or change lives for better or worse.

The reptiles followed up with a snap of the diners, leaving the pond to wonder if the photographer was included in the meal: Barnaby Joyce has dinner with Pauline Hanson in her office. Picture: Supplied




The pond suspects that Barners is off to the scrap heap, and bizarrely, of all people to help with the scrapping, the Caterist dragged in the Canavan caravan to help with the burial:

Hanson’s popular appeal remains the party’s greatest strength and greatest weakness. Hanson is 71 yet seems unconcerned about leadership transition besides hinting her daughter could inherit the role. Numbers in the Senate will ebb and flow, but the party will remain a mirror image of the Greens: a protest party that expresses dissatisfaction, rallies the aggrieved and rails against the establishment.
The purse-lipped indignation of the political elite only strengthens Hanson’s support within a narrow range.
Yet as Matt Canavan noted on Sky News, social media “likes” are a notoriously unreliable metric. “Has anything actually gotten better in this country by Pauline acting like this?” he asked. “Has it helped lower migration in this country? Has she banned the burka? No, she hasn’t.”
Canavan is unusual among Hanson’s critics in that he broadly shares her world view. Yet their political philosophies are worlds apart. Canavan is a democratic conservative for whom parliament is a forum for resolving dis­agreements, balancing interests and producing workable outcomes.
For Hanson, parliament is a stage on which to perform, a platform for signalling outrage and mobilising supporters. In this, she has more in common with radicals such as Lidia Thorpe than she may care to imagine.
In a passionate and thoughtful 10-minute interview with Andrew Bolt on Tuesday night, Canavan took issue with the TikTokisation of parliamentary politics and the indulgent theatrics of the Senate crossbenches.

So the real problem is that she hasn't succeeded in her far right agenda? Senator Pauline Hanson wearing a burka on the floor of the Senate chamber for the second time in her career.



Oh it was on for young and old with the indignation and the righteousness:

“The right thing for our country is not to debase our parliament like this,” Canavan said. “It is to treat it as a sacred place. I don’t believe we should ridicule people by taking what they wear and putting it on ourselves as some kind of dress-up play to make a political point. There’s a role for deliberative and considered contributions about that issue.
“Unfortunately, this week, Pauline and One Nation have not contributed in that fashion.”
The trivialisation of parliamentary democracy is infectious. For some, such as 21-year-old Labor senator Charlotte Walker, parliament appears to be nothing more than a backdrop for narcissistic Instagram videos. At least Walker has the excuse of youthful immaturity. Not so those on Labor’s frontbench, such as Chris Bowen, who reduces parliamentary debate to a contest of smug one-liners.
That is why the future of conservatism rests in the hands of serious politicians such as Canavan, whose steady influence helped bring the Coalition to an agreed position on the voice and, more recently, net zero.
Canavan, together with Angus Taylor, helped Scott Morrison win the 2019 election by campaigning relentlessly against Bill Shorten’s ambitious emissions targets. They did so despite the unease within the Coalition campaign team, who feared provoking voters in what was then the Liberal Party’s affluent metropolitan heartland.
Canavan was prepared to put aside dogmatism and make trade-offs, dropping his overt opposition to the Paris Agreement and softening his advocacy for new coal-fired plants for the greater good of keeping Shorten out of the Lodge.

Cue a snap of the statesman, Senator Matt Canavan




The pond has absolutely no idea where Pauline gets her taste for cheap stunts of a meretricious kind:

Oh wait ... Bizarre moment Nationals MP carries coal through Parliament - after Scott Morrison performed the exact same stunt in 2017 (caution, Daily Snail link)




Gentlemen dressed out in coal black ...

On with the Caterist, ever onwards...

American economist Thomas Sowell’s incisive observation about political life – that there are no solutions, only trade-offs – applies equally to parties on the right as it does to those on the left.
The rise of Reform UK led some to hope that One Nation might fill the Nigel Farage-shaped gap in the Australian political landscape caused by the collapse of the Liberals in the May election.
The transition from a populist figure of resistance to future prime minister is a work in progress for Farage. He must contain his policy ambitions within the arithmetic of budgets and the constraints of administration. A loose party of enthusiasts must be transformed into a disciplined campaigning machine with a mechanism for leadership transition. For a leader of Farage’s calibre, it is hard but not impossible.
The idea that Hanson could accomplish such a task, however, is fanciful.
Conservative governments, formed through coalitions of parties nominally on the centre-right rather than a single party, have become the norm rather than the exception in European democracies. The Sweden Democrats transformed themselves from a right-wing populist party to become the largest party in a disciplined centre-right coalition that has been in power since 2022.
The Finns Party made a similar journey, entering government in 2015 and 2023, learning discipline after internal splits and moderating positions for coalition viability.
Giorgia Meloni’s Brothers of Italy is one of the most successful examples of transition from a party of protest to a party of government. However, patriotic conservative parties forced by circumstances to go it alone, such as Alternative for Germany, have failed to find a path to government despite polling strongly.

There came a reminder of a storm in the Sky Noise down under tea cup ... Nationals Senator Matt Canavan gets into a fiery clash with Sky News host Andrew Bolt on Pauline Hanson’s burqa stunt.




In the final gobbet, the Caterist made a desperate plea for Barners to return to the fold...

In France, National Rally has succeeded in detoxifying its brand but has limited government experience and faces structural barriers in the French system. Instructively for One Nation, it struggles to establish an identity distinct from those of its founder, Jean-Marie Le Pen, and his daughter, Marine Le Pen.
The pattern is clear. New conservative groupings that succeed in moderating their rhetoric, exercise internal discipline and prioritise competence over anger have a chance of succeeding. Those unable to control their protest habits or build strong party structures will remain on the fringes.
Joyce has the summer to consider whether this is to be his future or if he has more to contribute on behalf of his New England constituents, fighting policy battles within a Coalition that remains the only viable alternative government.
The Liberals and Nationals both need him, as a politician who speaks One Nation’s language and might draw its supporters back into the tent.
The electoral mathematics are stark: the Coalition has no hope of governing with a primary vote in the low 30s, let alone the low 20s, which is where its support now sits.
Joyce’s greatest service to conservative politics would be to admit his mistake and accept Canavan’s offer for him to return as the prodigal son.
Throw another fatted calf on the sandwich press.

Why on earth do they want to encourage this narcissist by indulging his attention deprivation syndrome?

Best leave him to squawk away in the bush as marriage plans are made ...



Regrettably this day the pond had to pass up simpleton Simon doing the daily "we'll all be rooned" routine ...

Tame inflation? We’re due a strong dose of fiscal medicine
Labor should be aiming at something shy of austerity to put a brake on the highest spending per GDP since World War II.
By Simon Benson
Political analyst

It's a noble jihad - no doubt Dame Groan will help out - but the pond simply had to make room for the bromancer, sorting out Ukraine...



The header: Token aid means we’re helping Russia more than Ukraine; Here’s the thing: in life, and in international politics, it’s when your friends are in the most trouble, and everyone’s against them, that you most need to show you have their backs.

The caption: Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky speaks to press during the European Council meeting gathering of the 27 EU leaders last month.

There was a furious five minutes of fulmination by the bromancer, which successfully managed to avoid mention of murder on the high seas by Kind Donald and his minions, and provided an excellent distraction from the King's curs doing their best to sell out Ukraine ...though the scheme was in plain sight in the WSJ ...(*archive link)




No matter, never mind the wittering Witkoff, on with the bro ...

The Albanese government will almost certainly this week announce a new aid package for Ukraine.
The timing is perversely good. Ukraine is reeling from a terrible corruption scandal, Donald Trump is pressuring Volodymyr Zelensky to make unreasonable territorial concessions to Russia, there has been a gear shift in intensity of Russian aerial attacks on Ukraine and the bitter, cold, hungry Ukrainian winter is at hand.
But here’s the thing: in life, and in international politics, it’s when your friends are in the most trouble, and everyone’s against them, that you most need to show you have their backs.
The corruption scandal is shocking, but it was exposed by Ukraine’s own anti-corruption institutions. It doesn’t affect at all the justice or necessity of Ukraine’s cause.
The Senate estimates committee will hold defence hearings on Wednesday. Senate estimates is almost the last avenue of effective scrutiny that the Albanese government has not shut down, strangled, reduced, intimidated or gutted (choose your metaphor at will). The announcement will likely precede estimates.

Cue a military distraction, Anthony Albanese with Richard Marles and Pat Conroy meeting Royal Australian Navy sailors HMAS Stirling Base at Garden Island. Picture: Andrew Ritchie




Amazing really that the reptiles should finally have got around to deploring the deeds of Vlad the sociopath, but here we are ...

It’s almost the only process left that yields information the government may not like. So much of what the Albanese government says in strategic policy is misleading that it has a huge interest in preventing underlying facts from emerging.
The government has made a pitifully small contribution to Ukraine’s freedom over the nearly four years of the war. Former major general Mick Ryan, a close student of the conflict, expresses himself judiciously when he tells this column: “It’s clear our contribution has been valued, but in 2025 it’s been insufficient. It’s in our interests for Russia not to win this war.”
Ryan is being especially polite because so far in 2025 the Albanese government has announced exactly nothing for Ukraine.
It’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that, as in almost every other strategic issue, the Albanese government talks a big game but in reality does almost nothing, the absolute bare minimum to maintain quasi-respectability in the Western alliance.
The government claims to have given Ukraine aid worth a total of $1.5bn across the past four years. To get to that figure, the government uses valuations that are, to put it mildly, somewhere between heroic and delusional.

The Major General was given a big snap, Former Major General Mick Ryan




Meanwhile, outside the hive mind, some were saying the quiet bits out loud ...

...The 47th President being reminded not to cave in to a bloodthirsty and corrupt tyrant like Vladimir Putin is not something any of his Republican or Democrat predecessors required.
Our MGH (Media Glass House) researchers also pointed out that the far-right Donald Trump is in a position – ie: in the White House – to give Putin all the Russian leader wants in any “peace” deal because of people like the far-right Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch who run the far-right organisation behind the far-right The Australian and the far-right Trump cheer squad in the US otherwise known as Fox News.
It was the two Murdochs – as the massive defamation payout they were required to make to a US voting machine firm showed – who looked the other way and kept raking in the dollars when Fox embraced and promoted Trump’s “I was robbed” bullshit after the 2020 US election that helped set him up to win in 2024.
It is suckholes like The Australian’s former US correspondent Adam Creighton ... who regularly and obediently echoed Trump talking points before and during the 2024 election.
It is The Oz’s foreign editor Greg Sheridan who has also boosted, excused, and enabled Trump in line with the Murdochs’ profits-before-democracy mandate.
Even in the same edition as the story carrying the warnings to Trump about appeasing Putin, Sheridan was – to use a technical term favoured by our MGH teams – weak as p*ss on Trump’s tactics.
“It’s very unclear that this is the best way to optimise Ukraine’s position or Western strategic interests,” Sheridan wimpishly wrote.
He has form in propping up Trump when it comes to handing corrupt criminals masquerading as world leaders whatever they want.

And so on, (no, it isn't a link to another pond outing), as the bromancer waxed indignant

All the way through, the Albanese government has refused to take seriously Ukraine’s own priorities, as though Canberra understands what Kyiv needs to fight for its survival better than the Ukrainians do themselves.
Thus initially we gave armoured troop carriers dating back to the Vietnam war that would struggle to get a roadworthiness certificate in Tasmania, much less be any use in war.
We gave some Bushmaster infantry vehicles, which were useful and highly appreciated, but refused to give any more from our stockpile or to manufacture a few more to replace any more we might give. We refused to provide any Hawkei vehicles for the ludicrous reason that they allegedly had a small technical defect, although this was not enough to stop their being used in our own military and the Ukrainians very badly wanted them.
But the real objective of our actions has not been to have a military effect in Ukraine, just to tick a box of allied participation.
What will be in the new package? The Ukrainian media has been speculating there may be some money for the purchase of weapons or for investment in Ukrainian military industrial development. Either of those would be a very good idea.
There may be some Eurocopter Tiger helicopters that the Australian Army is retiring. We’ve taken delivery of our first few Apache helicopters, which will gradually replace the Tigers. The Tigers are expensive to operate but the Ukrainians have expressed a serious interest in them.
The government is doing a bit better with the Tigers than it did with the Taipan helicopters. The Ukrainians were interested in them too but our Defence boffins decided to cut them up and bury them rather than let the Ukrainians have them.

The reptiles decided to introduce a snap of King Donald, doing dirty deeds ... US President Donald Trump and Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky meet in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, February 28, 2025.




The bromancer maintained his rage...

We retired the Taipans for safety reasons, but other nations were still operating them. Both the Tigers and the Taipans are European-made and the Europeans would have supported the Ukrainians in the operation of these choppers. Apparently there was a line of reasoning within the Canberra bureaucracy that the Ukrainians might’ve asked us for future support in operating the Taipans and we couldn’t expose ourselves to such terrible risk.
In fact the Ukrainians would have been happy to absolve us of any future liability for support or help in maintenance and the like. But the Australian Defence Department is one of the great pacifist organisations of the world. Chopping the weapons up and burying them in the ground surely exceeds the wildest dreams of Greens demonstrators.
Our new aid package will confirm and schedule the delivery of the last of the Abrams tanks, which we retired some time ago. We first announced the donation of these tanks more than a year ago. Surely nothing in the world moves quite so slowly as the Australian defence bureaucracy. If we ever move this slowly in a conflict involving Australia, we will have lost before the first white paper is sent for its initial interdepartmental review.
It’s likely we’ll continue the army training program, which is a useful and worthwhile contribution we make. The deployment of our AWAC reconnaissance and control aircraft to Germany is coming to an end. This was entirely ridiculous as an alleged military contribution to Ukraine, as though NATO, the biggest military alliance in the world, couldn’t supervise the air space over western Ukraine and Poland but needed our help.

There was a final snap, Richard Marles



It was time then for the final gobbet ...

There was some benefit for us, in that we got to practice in operational conditions and no doubt scooped up a good bit of useful intelligence. But in terms of a priority capability for desperately embattled Ukrainian military units, and the civilians they were trying to protect, it was absurd.
Australia has profited immensely from the Ukraine war because of the consequent huge rise in commodity prices. Exporting commodities is what makes Australia rich. There is also the gruesome business that for four years we have been buying Russian oil refined in India. Presumably we didn’t initially know about this, but it would have been hard not to know something over the past couple of years.
Ukraine’s ambassador, Vasyl Myroshnychenko, calculates we have provided well more than $2bn revenue to Russia. That’s far more than the notional $1.5bn we claim to have donated to Ukraine.
In other words, we’ve been helping our enemies more than our friends. That’s Australian strategic policy for you.

The pond's takeaway? 

Roll on the shift to renewables, as a way of quenching the appetite for oil ...

Oh, and when it comes to the main miscreant, the King who has done as much as anyone to sell Ukraine down the river, when will the bromancer grow a spine and stop offering watered down apologies for the King?

You know, this sort of apologia ...

Conservatives (like me) who like quite a lot about Trump 

Please re-attach your spine ...



Meanwhile, only Major Mitchell heard the clarion call of the energy crusade, and joined in the jihad ...




The header: Media asleep as Labor botches energy policy; The Coalition’s fortunes would improve if it critiqued high power prices, network rollout failures, environmental destruction caused by wind and solar farms, and an apparent halt in actual emissions reductions under Labor.

The caption for the lettuce-challenged Susssan: Leader of the Opposition Sussan Ley speaks with Sarah Ferguson on 7.30. Picture: ABC

Major Mitchell has done this a zillion times, presumably relying on keyboard short cuts for his five minute diatribes, so he can spend more time out on the golf course ...

The world is waking up to what’s really happening to the climate and in electricity grids reliant on intermittent renewable energy.
As usual, most Australian environment journalists remain asleep. They were strangely quiet about the failure of last month’s COP30 climate meeting in Belem, Brazil, to map out a new, higher path for global emissions reduction targets.
Journalists who had been desperate for COP31 to come to Australia have been silent about the failure of 180 of the 195 nations signed up to the Paris emissions reduction accord to submit their 2035 targets ahead of the latest COP, as required. Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen released ours in September saying Australia would lead the world with a 2035 target of between 62 and 70 per cent reduction on 2005 emissions.
This column asked on November 2 why Australia would want to lead the world and imperil its own heavy industries.
Rather than look at what’s really happening after Donald Trump pulled the US out of the Paris accord, media attention in Australia has focused on South Pacific Island nations that science shows are not sinking.
The Albanese government allows itself to be blackmailed by the region’s leaders as we try to keep China out. Never mind any ocean warming in the South Pacific would reflect China’s contribution of a third of annual man-made CO2 emissions.
Now journalists are obsessing about whether in his new role as COP president for negotiations ahead of next year’s COP31 in Turkey, rather than Adelaide, Bowen can handle his regular job while negotiating a pre-COP meeting in the South Pacific that will cost us a fortune and achieve nothing.
This parochial navel-gazing comes as many countries in the northern hemisphere reassess the damage they are doing to their own economies in trying to accelerate the phasing out of fossil fuels to meet an arbitrary 2050 net-zero deadline.
Feeding into slowing ambitions is a new consensus that warming trends predicted in 2015 when Paris was signed were overblown, perhaps by as much as 100 per cent.
Whereas scientists were openly talking about warming of as much as five or six degrees by 2100 back then, the latest consensus is less than three degrees. Many are settling on 2.5 degrees even if the world junks net zero by 2050. Given we are at 1.4 degrees now, this is only another degree over the next 75 years.
Here a politically naive Coalition has made itself the issue with a drawn-out, divisive debate about whether to drop its support for net zero by 2050, something former Liberal prime minister Scott Morrison signed up for ahead of COP26 in Glasgow in 2021.
The media left at the ABC and Nine newspapers has ignored the drift away from global climate ambition to focus on demographic challenges the axing of net zero will present Opposition Leader Sussan Ley in metropolitan Australian electorates, where younger demographics are firmly behind climate action.

The reptiles kept dragging hapless Susssan into the Major's rant, Opposition Leader Sussan Ley during the passing of the EPBC Bill last month. Picture: Martin Ollman



The pond used to introduce some alternative notes in relation to the Major's denialism...




As if the Major would pay attention or care ...

Over at Sky News and the News Corp tabloids, commentators imagine an Australian populist uprising built on rejecting net zero and high immigration, both reminiscent of Trump’s MAGA movement and Nigel Farage’s Reform UK, which leads the polls with 30 per cent of the British vote.
Australia’s compulsory preferential voting system would make the rise of a new populist movement more difficult here.
This column reckons the Coalition would do better to critique high power prices, network rollout failures, environmental destruction caused by wind and solar farms, and an apparent halt in actual emissions reductions under Labor.
All of this is likely to resonate when voters start to understand what is happening in the northern hemisphere – especially with reliability issues after blackouts in Spain, Portugal, California and Texas all triggered by high penetrations of wind and solar power that affect grid system inertia.
Ley has been out selling her new policy – “Affordable and Responsible: The Liberal Plan for Affordable Energy and Lower Emissions” – but it is light on detail and vulnerable to a Labor-driven media scare campaign. Remember Labor’s false claims ahead of May’s election that Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans would cost more than $600bn and kill Medicare?
ABC 7.30 host Sarah Ferguson gave Ley a brutal grilling on the new policy on November 17, interrupting her 35 times and wrongly insisting the policy was a smokescreen for reintroducing coal-fired power that is being phased out.
The contrast with Ferguson’s interview of Bowen on November 26 was stark. She was much less aggressive and let Bowen speak at length, interrupting him only five times. Bowen was allowed to deny – against all evidence – that network costs are increasing electricity prices. He was not asked about the rising cost of firming through battery and pumped hydro projects.
Arriving just before Ley’s policy was the International Energy Agency’s 2025 World Energy Report, released on November 12. ABC journalists saw it as a repudiation of Coalition claims that renewable energy was pumping up prices.
It was a selective reading given the report speaks of a 10-year time frame before renewables become cheaper. It is also clear in previous IEA work that power prices in the short term rise as a country’s penetration of renewables energy rises. This column dealt with the issue on March 31.
ABC political lead David Speers on the ABC website on November 13 argued the IEA’s discussion paper on power prices would be a problem for Ley.

Strange to think that Speers was once inside the tent, and with all that forgotten is now just another traitor to the reptile cause, David Speers, host of ABC’s Insiders program.




On the upside, that's helped the pond shake its Insiders habit ...

Speers did concede the IEA report says there is “less momentum than before behind national and international efforts to reduce emissions”.
This column reckons when Speers looks at the three energy scenarios the IEA maps out he focuses too much on the “net zero by 2050” path when the wider context of the report suggests the world may not meet net zero or even its existing commitments but may continue on its present path.
Here is where the opposition needs to be smarter. Even on the IEA’s CPS (Current Policies Scenario), global temperatures by the end of the century rise by 2.9C above pre-industrial levels. This is about half the old IPCC RCP 8.5 scare forecast that persuaded the then Prince Charles to declare the world would face doom if it did not phase out fossil fuels before 2030.
The IEA’s STEPS (Stated Policies Scenario) scenario, in which countries act on existing commitments, cuts that warming to 2.5C.
The IEA also admits many of the technologies needed to meet its optimum net zero by 2050 scenario do not yet exist.

And now to a Major source, and of course it isn't an actual climate scientist, it's a political scientist, with a long history and as the pond mentioned droughts, here he is back when Skeptical Science was a thing ...



The Rogering one is of course listed on DeSmog ...with his extensive climate science credentials and impeccable field research on parade ...




Dodgy Roger has always been an inspiration for reptiles down under.

Graham Readfern offered this example in the Graudian in October 2025 ...




After all that, the Major squibbed his attempt at Rogering climate science, and tailed away in a short final gobbet ...

Readers interested in understanding how warming predictions became so overheated should look at pieces published by Roger Pielke Jr on The Honest Broker site on Substack during November.
Pielke Jr is criticised by global warming activists but he is also a respected political scientist, a professor at the University of Colorado Boulder and former staff scientist at the National Centre for Atmospheric Research.
Pielke Jr created a stir when invited to address a climate impact seminar at Cornell University on November 11. Readers can check out his piece about the event on Substack – “The Last Gasp of the Climate Thought Police”, published on November 16.
He ridicules the Paris accord in a November 22 piece, “The Paris Delusion”.
“To achieve deep decarbonisation … (of) more than 80 per cent by 2050 would require decarbonisation of more than 8 per cent a year every year. The world is currently decarbonising at 2 per cent a year … no country has ever sustained a rate … even approaching 8 per cent.”

Well he would say that, wouldn't he? He's been peddling that snake oil for years.

And reptiles of the Major Mitchell kind, keen to destroy the planet, have been helping him flog his snake oil for years ... except that, in this case, in the classic reptile way - always eager to keep punters inside the hive mind - the Major didn't provide a link

Nor will the pond...such blather is best left in the form of a half-baked Major summary.

Instead the pond will end with another immortal Rowe ...




That acknowledgement of McCubbin is noted ...




...but how the original is enhanced by way of a few little touches ...