The pond had to spend the weekend explaining the world to snowflakes and pussies.
Just look at the amazing track record, there for all to see and celebrate.
After the war, Vietnam was transformed into a vibrant democracy, while Iraq has been a stunning success - it's the new home for ISIL - and just look at the way that Islamic thinking has been banished from Syria.
The Taliban were given a sound thrashing, which improved the mood of neighbours such as Pakistan, while Afghani women have been left counting the many benefits.
As well as sorting eight or nine wars - the count varies - the current US administration solved the invasion by Vlad the sociopath of Ukraine on the first day in office; persuaded North Korea to give up nuclear weapons; made China give up its designs on Taiwan; and turned the western hemisphere (so some call it) into a paradise for democracy free of any perverted thinking about the Trumpstein files, with Venezuela in hand, Cuba next, and Canada destined to be annexed as the 51st state no later than Xmas.
Truly as the King once noted, there's nothing like skilled diplomacy over weakness:
Truly this man deserves a dozen FIFA peace prizes - peace through war - and what a shame he wasn't elevated to sit beside Henry Kissinger, and instead had to be content with stolen valour and a purloined medal.
Thanks to the Bulwark mob, the pond was pointed to news of yet another business triumph:
For 2025, TMTG had a $712.3 million consolidated net loss, most of which comprised unrealized losses stemming from a drop in the price of digital assets and digital asset related securities. This included non-cash losses related to changes in the fair value of digital assets and digital assets pledged ($403.2 million) and non-cash losses stemming from the fair value mark to market of digital asset related securities ($178.8 million). The figure also includes $59.2 million in non-cash stock-based compensation and $27.0 million in non-cash interest expense on outstanding debt, leading to consolidated adjusted EBITDA loss of $664.4 million. The Company posted $3.7 million in revenue for the year. (here)
Revenue of $3.7 million against a $712.3 million loss?!
Put that in your Truth Social trading pipe and smoke it.
As for the current imbroglio, the pond had to gingerly step past news of saucy doubts and fears at Faux Noise:
Fox News Turns on Trump for ‘Dangerous’ War Mistake
Inevitably the reptiles at the lizard Oz were full of it early this morning, and no doubt will be full of it for days to come.
There was no way the pond could cover all of it.
The pond can at least note the sniping at the cardigan wearers:
ABC reporter brands PM’s Iran statement ‘political propaganda’
The ABC’s so-called star reporters seemingly have a secret insight into what the nation’s political powerbrokers truly believe.
By Steve Jackson
Awkward, what with the reptiles being forced to defend Albo's mob against the unruly mob at the ABC (you can see Lyons make the unexceptional point that Albo was craven and King Donald has been played by Benji at YouTube - the pond gave the video a "like", an extremely rare thing when it comes to the ABC on YouTube).
And the pond should note the visual triumphalism made explicit in the opening collage in the lesser Kelly gang member's report:
Say what? No credit for that visually compelling compile? Never mind, fish and chip wrappings as events overtake the reporting.
Cam was also on hand ...
A weakened Iran will have ripple effects across the Middle East
The assassination of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei marks the beginning of a brazen military offensive that could reshape Middle East power dynamics foreve
Chief International Correspondent
By Cameron Stewart
A ripple effect? Who would have thunk it?
And Saba Vasefi closed off her bout of triumphalism with a somewhat curious phrasing ...
The paradox of this moment is that the celebration is smothered in smoke; the jubilation is happening under bombardment. But it cannot silence the joy Iranians now feel at home and across the world.
By Saba Vasefi
...For 47 years, Iranians endured dictators who seized every space, hoarded all wealth and turned life into a living hell. With the linchpin now gone, the regime teeters. The end is closer than ever – not just for Iran but for the world.
The end is nigh for the world?
Folks in Minnesota will probably know the feeling...
Jennings of the fifth form introduced a note of uncertainty ...
We should hope for a quick US and Israeli victory in Iran, but it’s early days
If regime change in Iran succeeds, it will be a rare show of decisive Western military intervention in an era of perceived strategic drift. But a lot could still go wrong.
By Peter Jennings
The pond stumbled, choked a little, on that "If" ... that If was bigger than a Lindsay Anderson or a Rudyard Kipling If.
Pipes also piped up, but sounded problematic:
Whatever happens now in Iran, Trump will claim victory. But for those of us who are not Trump, what lies ahead? There are seven hurdles to winning. And what does winning even mean?
By Daniel Pipes
All in? Feet on the ground, boots and all, for General "Taco" Bonespur?
At the very end of his listicle, he offered a pipe dream ...
For the US President, that translates into winning congressional authorisation, something Trump ostentatiously did not seek. Accordingly, he stands exposed to the political winds.
Finally, our ignorance as outsiders impedes prediction. Did the allies co-ordinate with opposition forces within Iran? Did they provide money, intelligence and arms? Netanyahu mentioned Iran’s non-Persian minorities that make up more than half the population; were they invited to join the process? Did the allies work out contingencies with the Persian Gulf states? Have they assured China’s acquiescence?
Aware of the chaos that surrounds decision-making in the Trump administration, not to speak of Trump’s monumental inconsistency, I expressed doubts before Operation Epic Fury began. With it under way, I fervently hope policymakers in Washington and Jerusalem know what they are doing. Much hangs in the balance.
Terminating the Islamic Republic of Iran promises nearly 100 million Iranians the possibility of freedom and prosperity. It offers 500 million Middle Easterners a reduction in sabotage and violence. And it substantially releases two billion Muslims from the poison of today’s most vibrant totalitarian ideology, Islamism.
So, bravo to Trump for finally responding to two generations of warfare against modernity and humanity. May he now not leave the battlefield and declare victory until the job is complete.
Bravo, and raise a glass to celebrate endless war.
Luckily the Lynch mob was on hand to explain it all to the pond, and as always the pond never turns up a chance to defame the reputation of the University of Melbourne...
The header: For Donald Trump, attacking Iran has always been about avenging 1979; That was the year he realised America was not up to the challenge of defending itself.
The caption for the flag-waving: People wave US and Iranian pre-1979 Islamic Revolution flags during a rally in support of US and Israeli military action against Iran’s Islamic Republic government on February 28.
The Lynch mob decided, for reasons best known to him, that it was best to turn the clock way back as a way of avoiding any consideration of the present or the future.
Luckily the pond took the opportunity to see what King Donald was actually up to in 1979, courtesy CNN: The time Donald Trump wasn’t worried about the ‘history and culture’ of sculptures
Ah yes, always a builder.
So what did he learn?
“You’re changing history,” he said. “You’re changing culture.”
Trump is not shying away from a debate over Confederate monuments and his top White House aides are pushing the debate on Twitter and in interviews.
“The Democrats, the longer they talk about identity politics, I got ‘em. I want them to talk about racism every day,” Steve Bannon, the White House’s top strategist, said in an interview with the progressive magazine the American Prospect. “If the left is focused on race and identity, and we go with economic nationalism, we can crush the Democrats.”
That Bannon’s theory that any discussion of Confederate monuments is politically beneficial for Trump has striking similarities to the lesson Trump took away from the Bonwit building controversy.
“Ironically, the whole controversy may have ended up being a plus for me in terms of selling Trump Tower,” Trump wrote, noting that future stories would not draw “a tremendous amount of attention to Trump Tower” and help sell apartments.
“I learned a lesson from that experience: good publicity is preferable to bad, but from a bottom-line perspective, bad publicity is sometimes better than no publicity at all,” Trump wrote. “Controversy, in short, sells.”
And so does a bloody good bombing, what an epic distraction, but the Lynch mob had an entirely different luncheon takeaway, as the Lynch mob always does, as he plunged back to 1979:
Jimmy Carter was in office but not in power. The Soviet Union used this vacuum of leadership to march into Afghanistan. China launched a border war on Vietnam, a nation abandoned by the US four years earlier. And Iranian students attacked the US embassy in Tehran, beginning a 444-day humiliation – lasting nearly half a century – of the United States.
The year 1979 was the nadir of America’s Cold War power. It had rarely in its entire history looked weaker. At home there was a partial meltdown of the nuclear reactor at Three Mile Island in Pennsylvania. An oil crisis sent pump prices soaring. The Deer Hunter, a gloomy lament on American decline (with a great theme song), won best picture at the Oscars.
The reptiles helped out with this wander down mammary lane, so much more pleasant than the obdurate present, Iranian students climb over wall of US embassy in Tehran, Iran, in 1979.
The Lynch mob was determined to stay stuck in the past:
This means he is also the anti-Iran President. Trump is inescapably a product of America’s five-decade failure to confront Iran’s revolutionary regime. Indeed, there has been much in Washington’s mishandling that burnished rather than negated the hold of political Shia Islam on Iran.
Again the reptiles helped out with the time travel, American hostages wearing blindfolds and paraded by Iranian militant captors on the first day of occupation of the US embassy in Tehran.
Curiously the Lynch mob seemed entirely unaware of the way that Benji's mob had actively helped fund and support Hamas. It had its own wiki, and could even be found in The Times of Israel ...For years, Netanyahu propped up Hamas. Now it’s blown up in our faces; The premier’s policy of treating the terror group as a partner, at the expense of Abbas and Palestinian statehood, has resulted in wounds that will take Israel years to heal from
The idea was to prevent Abbas — or anyone else in the Palestinian Authority’s West Bank government — from advancing toward the establishment of a Palestinian state.
Thus, amid this bid to impair Abbas, Hamas was upgraded from a mere terror group to an organization with which Israel held indirect negotiations via Egypt, and one that was allowed to receive infusions of cash from abroad.
Not in the Lynch mob's world ...
The consequence of this unexpected victory for Tehran was its creation of a series of proxies funded and designed to weaken Israeli power and spill Jewish blood.
Iran has been the chief sponsor of the 3-Hs: Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Houthis in Yemen and Hamas in Gaza. Again, for Trump, this axis of antisemitism had its genesis in 1979. It was symbolic of American retreat, of a refusal to use overwhelming force to secure its interests, of a reliance on international law to do a job that was the proper preserve of military power.
The October 7, 2023, attacks on Israel were devastating evidence of America’s failure to deal with Iranian machinations.
There was no lack of trying; it just was all ineffective. Under Carter’s Democrat successors, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, America’s Iran policy became one of sustained appeasement. These Democrats were prepared to loosen financial sanctions on the regime in return for its promises to not build a nuclear bomb.
Perhaps those blindfolds were a metaphor ... as the Lynch mob stayed stuck in the past, Then-US President Jimmy Carter faces reporters at the White House.
This is what his hapless students are fed by way of analysis?
US officials visited my campus to assure us that this was a tough measure that would bring the Iranian theocrats into line. Yeah, right. I always suspected this was, at best, an exercise in Sartrean bad faith. Iran’s deepening subversion of the Middle East, its cold war with Saudi Arabia, its complicity in the rise of Hamas – these were a direct response to the freedom of action Obama’s agreement granted the Iranian regime.
Trump tore up this piece of paper early in his first term. He ended that term with the assassination of Qassem Soleimani, Iran’s chief enforcer of anti-Israeli terrorism. A few months into his second term, Trump launched one of the most powerful airborne assaults since World War II on Iranian nuclear reactors progressives hoped international law would shutter.
He now has followed through by assassinating the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic, Ali Khamenei. This is an event of truly global, history-making proportions. It may turn out to dwarf in historical significance the 1979 revolution itself.
It might even dwarf the CIA-inspired coup of 1953?
There go more decades of glorious stability, as the reptiles flung in yet another reminder that the past is more relevant than the present ... Freed American hostages step down from a US Air Force medical rescue plane after arriving in Algiers in 1981.
The Lynch mob then showed off his academic sources:
To deepen the chagrin of his opponents, the MAGA-America First President has allied this hard power with soft. The Abraham Accords in 2020 established formal normalisation of relations between Israel and several Arab or Muslim-majority states that further isolated Iran. Trump has used violence and blandishments to advance US interests. This was a calibration Carter never achieved.
President Obama toured the Middle East apologising for American power; President Trump has made recurrent war and peace there, burnishing that power. “My fellow Americans,” he asks, “which approach do you prefer?”
At this point, for no particular reason, the reptiles flung in a force comparison, a graphic which turned up in many places in this day's coverage...
Meanwhile, the Lynch mob reverted to childhood, or perhaps dotage:
I was 10 years old when Iran fell to Islamists. The television images of this terrible transformation – of a rising middle-class society turned into a medieval darkness – are among my earliest political memories. The misery of the mullahs’ dominion has been a shadow cast across my life, and countless others’, ever since.
America, which had defeated Nazism and then communism, seemed incapable of rolling it back – until this weekend.
So it's all been swept away?
The reptiles interrupted with another much used graphic:
And so to the suffering of the poor prof, endlessly persecuted by minorities and women:
A failed air mission doomed Carter. Trump determined his air campaign would have the opposite effect. Carter plotted to free 52 hostages from an Islamist theocracy. Trump has made possible the liberation of more than 90 million. That seed was sown nearly a half-century ago. For Trump, it is always 1979. For the Iranians liberated by him, it may turn out to be always 2026.
Women have been freed? Like they were freed in Afghanistan? Like they're free to follow orders in Xian fundamentalist communities in what passes as the current version of The Handmaid's Tale?
Pull the other one Prof.
For the record, details of the institution that's being defamed:
Timothy J. Lynch is professor of American politics at the University of Melbourne.
Those closing lines produced a degree of fatuity that even the pond wasn't expecting.
It's always going to be 2026, like a repeat of Groundhog Day stuck in an academic loop?
On the upside, there has to be a winner, and the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way was pushed way down the page, as Geoff chambered a round of hope ...
If Liberal and Nationals MPs remain united (and that’s a big if given recent efforts), the Coalition can return to being a functional opposition.
By Geoff Chambers
Of course, we all know life wasn't meant to be easy, but why do the reptiles insist on selecting snaps that show the beefy boofhead looking like a lean and shifty-eyed ferret?
And now back to the key matter at hand.
The pond really did go looking for the Caterist, what with its endless interest in the movement of flood waters in quarries, but sadly couldn't find him.
If he turns up, the pond promises to feature him tomorrow, usually a slow day in the hive mind.
In the interim, the pond turned to the holy grail for a summary of the situation.
Some might find this easier to read at the intermittent archive, but it is always intermittent, so here's an alternative:
Whatever happens?
Whatever?
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que será, será
What will be, will be
There you go, Prof, womyn freed on a whatever happens, basis.
And so to what the pond had intended to be the bonus, what with Major Mitchell always to hand on a Monday, fresh in from the golf links.
It's a follow up to yesterday's Sunday meditation in the pond, a meditation which didn't exercise the minds of many of the pond's correspondents, but whatever ... whatever happens, here he is ...
The pond decided to put in a link to the intermittent archive for anyone interested in following up those Major links: Tucker Carlson’s Israel narrative is an affront to journalism
The reptiles followed up that opening gobbet with a snap of the Major's hero, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Picture: AFP
That stirred the Major's juices, as he lathered himself up about one of the Emeritus Chairman's gifts to the world ...
When Netanyahu says Israel fights for Western values so the US does not have to, he is telling the truth. Carlson knows the various antisemitic Islamist cults that grew out of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood – including Hamas, ISIS and al-Qa’ida – and are financed by Iran and Qatar have as little regard for Christians like him and Huckabee as they do for Jews.
While claiming many times in the interview that he has no truck with Hamas, Carlson raised a series of issues about Jewish identity and historical connection to the land of Israel that journalists from Hamas, Iran and Qatar regularly use against the Jewish state.
This is how modern journalism dies. Carlson is building an audience on social media platform X and YouTube. He was dumped in 2023 by Fox News.
Carlson has platformed Russian leader Vladimir Putin and leading US neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, a Hitler supporter. He has interviewed a popular historian who thinks the US should have sided with Hitler in World War II, and believes Winston Churchill was a bad guy and puppet for the Jews.
It’s extremist confirmation bias as entertainment. It’s nothing to do with journalism.
Just to terrify the hive mind, the reptiles flung in a snap of Tucker and Nick, though perhaps Nick doesn't have brand recognition down under, Tucker Carlson with Nick Fuentes. Picture: Facebook
The Major was in a generous mood ...
Sure Netanyahu made mistakes in Gaza,
Oh there had to be a billy goat butt after that folly, and sure enough it came in the same sentence ...
...but selling out Israel for money is not one.
It’s why the Jews of Bondi are so shattered and why some Australian Jews are moving to Israel. After the Holocaust that killed half the living Jews in the world they expect governments to take their safety seriously. After all, they have been victimised since Roman times.
This is why as PM in 2011 Netanyahu oversaw a swap of 1027 Palestinian prisoners for the return of one Israeli hostage, Gilad Shalit, taken by Hamas as a 20-year-old soldier in 2006. History reveals the deathly irony: the released Palestinian prisoners included Yahya Sinwar, architect of the October 7 invasion.
Carlson described Netanyahu in an interview with Saudi state television network A1 Liwan on February 24 as: “Completely evil, completely destructive”.
He told the Saudis what he told Huckabee: the US was only contemplating attacking Iran because Netanyahu wanted Donald Trump to do so. Carlson ignores the plight of ordinary Iranians, 40,000 of whom have been murdered during the past month for protesting against Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who was killed in Saturday’s attack.
Carlson tells Huckabee he mourns for the dead children of Gaza. Apparently he cares less for the student protesters of Tehran.
Um, like the deep caring being shown by the King?
Here the pond found The New Yorker far too tempting. a distraction:
The country’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was killed by U.S. and Israeli strikes, but the conflict is far from over, and has convulsed the Middle East in a spasm of interstate violence.
By Ishaan Tharoor (*archive link)
There are few useful precedents to help chart the path forward. Trump may hope for a similar outcome to what followed Maduro’s extraordinary rendition from Venezuela, with the once hostile regime in Caracas reconfiguring itself, under acting President Delcy Rodríguez, into a quasi-clientelistic arrangement with Washington. But, as Vakil told me, “there are no Delcy-like figures in Iran.”
The air campaign over Iran also recalls the NATO-led intervention into Libya in 2011, which led to the ouster and killing of the long-ruling dictator Muammar Qaddafi. But, unlike in Libya, there’s no major rebellion under way inside Iran, nor even a coherent opposition and, absent mass defections from the security forces, little prospect of an armed challenge to the regime gaining significant ground on its own. And then there’s the legacy of the calamity that followed in Libya, with Qaddafi’s ouster paving the way for more than a decade of failed governance and prolonged civil strife.
Outside Iran, some of the diaspora and opposition groups have coalesced around Reza Pahlavi, the son of the Shah dethroned by the 1979 Revolution. Pahlavi has cast himself as a figure of unity who can shepherd Iran’s political transition. But he is already a divisive character outside the country and has minimal influence within. As Ervand Abrahamian, a historian of Iran and professor emeritus at the City University of New York, noted in a recent conversation that we had, history offers few happy examples of monarchical restorations after a long revolutionary interlude. The most recent example, he suggested, could date as far back as the Bourbons being installed in Paris after Napoleon’s defeat in 1815—but that required the deployment of hundreds of thousands of Prussian, Russian, and other Allied troops to buttress the royalist return. Neither Trump nor Netanyahu nor any Middle Eastern leader would want to participate in such an occupation.
For now, with Iran’s regime backed into a shrinking corner, the potential for a destabilizing conflagration is real. “There is a danger of a regional war in which Iran attempts to destroy the positive things that have been built in the Gulf and to go after oil installations to spike the price of oil,” Karim Sadjadpour, a senior fellow at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, said in an interview with Foreign Affairs. “Israel is better equipped to defend itself because of its military prowess and its distance from Iran, but those Gulf countries are more vulnerable.”
The scenes of chaos in expat-clogged places like Doha and Dubai represent a kind of worst-case scenario for leaders of the Gulf monarchies, who want the world to see their glittering kingdoms as oases of stability and prosperity, Kristian Coates Ulrichsen, a Middle East expert at the Baker Institute for Public Policy at Rice University, told me. It also complicates the Trump Administration’s own significant dealings with wealthy Arab royals, which include major rounds of investment in U.S. tech companies and some of Trump’s own family enterprises. A prolonged conflict has “consequences for U.S. credibility as a mediator, as a negotiator,” Ulrichsen said. “We saw after the Iraq invasion in 2003 how credibility takes a long time to be restored when something of this magnitude happens.”
Until the weekend, it seemed there was an off-ramp. Oman’s Foreign Minister, Badr Albusaidi, conducted a last-ditch mission to Washington, meeting with Vice-President J. D. Vance and appearing Friday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” where he said that a substantive agreement between Iran and the United States was “within our reach.” He suggested that Israeli and American fears over a potential Iranian nuclear weapon would be assuaged, that Iran’s stockpiles of enriched uranium could be secured, and the parties in dispute could settle terms “peacefully and permanently.”
The indirect talks staged between Trump’s envoys and Iranian counterparts now seem something of a smoke screen for what was already in motion: a concerted U.S.-Israeli plan to hit Iran, not dissimilar from the strikes in June that also happened during ongoing negotiations with Tehran. Amid the fog of war, Albusaidi recognized that the diplomatic track he had been trying to furrow as an intermediary had come to an end.
“I am dismayed. Active and serious negotiations have yet again been undermined,” Albusaidi wrote on X, on Saturday morning. “Neither the interests of the United States nor the cause of global peace are well served by this. And I pray for the innocents who will suffer. I urge the United States not to get sucked in further. This is not your war.” For Trump, having taken this course, the war is very much his own.
Sorry, Iranian students, you might still be on your own, as the pond returned to the Major and a snap of the hapless huckster, US ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee. Picture: AP
The Major wrapped up in a way befitting of a leading member of the Australian Daily Zionist News ...
Israel has had nuclear weapons for more than 60 years and has never used one. Do Carlson and the MAGA isolationist right really imagine Iran would not drop the bomb if it had one?
Another irony of Carlson’s position on Netanyahu and the casualties of Gaza? Netanyahu is criticised in Israel for having been too generous to Hamas and Gaza during the years Israel allowed the terror group to operate freely and 18,000 Gazans a day to enter Israel on work permits.
This column on August 24 argued Netanyahu’s position before October 7 “was in line with what the left-wing leaders of Europe and Australia … believe Palestinians still need”.
Tablet magazine’s Liel Leibovitz on August 11 wrote: “Israeli society, fragmented … (on) any subject imaginable, was in full agreement (before October 7) on one thing: the best way to handle Hamas in Gaza revolved around the logic that the more prosperous Gaza grows, the harder it would be for Hamas to hold on to power.”
No one understood just how brutal Hamas could be in sacrificing the lives of its own people to damage the Jewish state.
There is no isolationist MAGA path out of the West’s problems with radical Islam, as readers following hate preachers here, in the US and UK should know. Islamism is outsmarting modern leftists happy to parade in pro-Palestinian marches for a regime that hides rockets under schools and hospitals, murders gays and subjugates women.
Carlson knows accusations of antisemitism will not trouble his listeners because they will see such criticism as confirmation elite Jewish opinion is trying to shut him down.
Carlson seeks to frame a world where the rich and powerful – Jews – are responsible for the declining power of the US.
Michael Doran in The Free Press on February 23 argued the seemingly unrelated issues Carlson wanted Huckabee to discuss in fact contribute to “a single indictment: American authority bends in one direction. Israel is not simply an ally. It is the illegitimate beneficiary of an inverted order.”
“The United States provides approximately $US3.8bn annually in military assistance (to Israel). The return on that investment … exceeds the appropriation many times over,” Doran wrote.
The alliance leaves room for the US military to focus on China while relying on Israel in the Middle East.
The logical outcome of thinking such as Carlson’s and that of the pro-Palestinian chanters each weekend here is the Bondi pogrom – killing people because of who they are. It’s where antisemitism always leads.