Friday, October 30, 2026

In which Our Henry goes full Thucydides and Killer sheds a tear for billionaires ...

 

The pond appreciates that some studious and diligent herpetology students are inclined to be completists - how else to discover the lizard Oz is getting weirder by the day? - so it behoves the pond to note what it missed from Our Heroic Homeric Henry last week, when the brave lad abandoned his Zionist duties to frolic with the perfidious French ...

The political edifice Macron built to remake France is dead and buried
No stranger to street rebellions, this time the republic is facing an existential problem with no obvious solution.

Did the pond say he abandoned his Zionist duties? 

Of course not ...

...That symbiosis brought a darker dimension to the violence. The Islamists’ entrenched antisemitism is part of the milieu in which these youths have grown up. Palestinian flags, and those of Hamas, were widely displayed; a synagogue in Paris’s 19th arrondissement was pillaged and desecrated; Jewish stores in Marseilles were reportedly singled out for attack.
As they ransacked luxury stores, jubilant looters cried “Bismillah” –“In the name of Allah” – over spoils ranging from handbags to electric scooters, now being sold on eBay.
And the wider challenge to republican authority is stark: in a survey published last November, 57 per cent of French Muslims aged 15 to 24 said that respecting Islam mattered more than respecting the laws of the republic.

And so on and so forth, and in much the same spirit, the "we wuz robbed" spirit inspired by mad King Donald has been taken up by Flávio Bolsonaro, and by Benji, with great enthusiasm ...

Eisenkot Says Netanyahu Leading Influence Campaign to Undermine Election Results

...The Joint List said Netanyahu is trying to steal the election, and they "will not be deterred by incitement and attempts to undermine the results."
The party said right-wing figures are making "vile lies and baseless" accusations that demonstrate their fear of the Arab community. "This is a coordinated campaign, funded by Likud figures, that began many months ago and is aimed at undermining the election results and their legitimacy," the party said in a statement Thursday.
The Joint List further called on opposition leaders to "stop cooperating with Netanyahu's vile lies and the racist Kahanists, to stop being puppets on Netanyahu's strings, and to stop advancing his campaign of incitement."

It's only free and fair if you win, and it's always second class citizens in an apartheid state, with no one daring to form an alliance with the "untouchables".

But the pond made the mistake of looking back, when huzzah, Our Heroic Heraclitean Henry was back this Friday and in top ancient Greek form ...



The header: By Henry Ergas
ALP’s moral weakness breaks our civic bonds

The plea for a bot voice to deliver the goods: Listen to this article
8 mins

The caption for the high art: The School of Athens by Raphael shows Plato and Aristotle (centre) in discussion. (Here)

Cry out to the mighty G: Make us preferred on Google.

The pond has tried to steer clear of the Haines tragedy - on the Polonial principle of avoiding politicising and making judgements until the facts are known, even if Polonius and his reptile companions only establish such principles in order to evade them.

But the pond couldn't help noticing this ...

Alleged Helen Haines attacker Brendan Nugent was likely in psychosis, prison report says

A prison assessment of the man who police allege deliberately rammed federal MP Helen Haines has found no indication of extremism or links to political groups or ideologies.
The ABC can reveal an initial evaluation of Brendan Nugent, taken in the days after he was arrested, said he held delusions of being persecuted and was most likely in a state of psychosis...
...A source with knowledge of Mr Nugent's assessment said it also indicated he had a "significant mental health disorder". It is understood schizophrenia is currently being considered as one of the possible diagnoses.
"So far nothing is indicating extremism," the source said.
"There's no group, no ideology, no intention."
They said that "conspiratorial" social media posts unearthed in the days after the alleged attack — referring to Israel, Gaza, climate change, the Kremlin and notorious paedophile Jeffrey Epstein — were more likely a symptom of paranoia and his mental health deteriorating.
"Persecutory beliefs are the most common kind of delusion, and they often latch onto whatever in the news. So you see Ukraine and the CIA turning up alongside fears about his own safety."
The source said the assessment did not rule out that Mr Nugent had a grievance.
"She'd been a friend of his family for more than 20 years, and she was his local member. That's not a random choice. When paranoia takes hold, it usually pulls in the people around you."
Mr Nugent has been withdrawing from alcohol and cannabis since being in custody.

Bear that in mind when reading this patented, prize piffle and tosh ...

There were few things the Greeks feared more: the internal strife, called “stasis”, that tore the polis apart as the restraints that made civilised life possible collapsed.
Plato gave it an unforgettable image: sailors who cast aside the pilot, seize the helm, throw their rivals overboard and fall upon the stores, threatening their own survival.
So, too, stasis wrecked civil governance, opening the way to ruin, foreign subjugation and the extinction of freedom.
The attack on Helen Haines brings that ancient fear into Australia’s present. Coming after three years of unprecedented antisemitic vitriol and violence, it forces us to confront the erosion of what the Greeks called civic friendship: the bond that made a shared political life possible despite searing disagreements.
It was that bond the self-governing cities of Renaissance Italy sought above all to preserve.
Machiavelli called it the “vivere civile” (living civilly): a fellow-feeling that fell short of friendship but imposed an obligation to settle disputes through the laws. It rested on civility, understood not as mere etiquette but as a branch of morality.

Just to affirm Our Henry's devotion to classical references, as a way of attempting to sanitise his thinly disguised bigotry, the reptiles flung in a visual confirmation of his "dictionary of quotations" ways ...A statue of Machiavelli near Florence.



More flowery references flowed from the quill ...

If the word “civility” came from the city, the moral discipline came from the cloister: from the rules that let monks and novices, strangers in close and permanent proximity, live together without quarrel or violence. Erasmus, an Augustinian canon, made those rules into a civic code. “What else is a city,” he asked in 1518, “but a great monastery?”
Propagated through the new medium of printing, civility’s moral code proved essential to England’s recovery from its blood-soaked civil wars. By forbidding “hatred, contempt, insult and arrogance,” wrote Hobbes, it could sustain a “constant civil amity”. And while the laws, Edmond Burke observed, “touch us but here and there, now and then”, the norms of civility work by “a constant, steady, insensible operation, like the air we breathe in”, making self-restraint a habit.
Nowhere did that habit take deeper root than here in Australia. An isolated society thrown together from convicts and gentry, soldiers and squatters, was obsessed with mutual respect: not everyone could eat with aristocratic elegance, writes historian Penny Russell, “but most understood, only too well, when they were being insulted”.
What the colonists rejected was undue deference, not courtesy. Australia, John Hirst argued, was culturally democratic long before it was politically democratic: the respect for ordinary people that others had to fight for was secured in a “democracy of manners” whose essence was not to obliterate difference but to overlook it.
However, a parliament cannot overlook difference; its business is to peacefully channel and resolve it. That is why the colonial legislatures immediately and enthusiastically adopted the rules of the House of Commons Thomas Erskine May had codified in 1844. Address the chair, not your opponent; attack the argument, not the man; avoid and withdraw offensive words: together, historian Judith Brett showed, those rules allowed the sharpest disagreement without enmity, so that the weapons of debate, as May put it, were “wielded according to the laws of a more civilised warfare”.
Nor did those rules stop at parliament’s doors. The union branch, the debating club and the hospital auxiliary all ran on simplified versions of Westminster procedure. “The smallest and the greatest meetings of the land,” Brett wrote, “were linked by their shared deliberative procedures.” Universal too was the expectation that those who sat in parliament would behave at least as well as those who ran the local fete.
But that expectation rested on a habit, and from the late 1960s a generation set out to unlearn it. Self-restraint was recast as repression, to be renounced in favour of authenticity, expressive freedom and jouissance; politics became the onstage performance of behaviours once confined backstage.
From performance, it was a short step to violence. “The great lesson of May ’68,” a French Maoist declared in 1970, “is that violence pays.” And “fascism” was transformed from naming a movement into an all-purpose licence: if your opponent was a fascist, civility was appeasement and violence a duty.

Did Our Henry just attempt to absolve and disappear "fascism" from the discussion? Rioting students block Lussac Street in Paris in May 1968.



The lesson that the pond took from that is that cavorting in the streets has been an intrinsic part of French life since the great days of the late 18th century.

Was it wrong to also remember Herr Adolf in this context? If your opponent was a Communist, a socialist, or just a Jew trying to get by in the Weimar republic, civility was appeasement and violence a duty.

Could this wretched Henry be any more offensive? Never underestimate his seemingly infinite capacity for bigotry, fear and loathing ...

Long confined to the ultra-left, that cult of violence has found new carriers in the “progressive” left’s alliance with the Islamists. Within hours of October 7, 2023, Jews were being taunted on the steps of the Opera House; last October, while keffiyeh-clad protesters pelted Melbourne’s police with bottles filled with shards of glass, Hamas’s flag was cheered as the Australian flag was burnt. The blood was scarcely dry at Bondi before a taxpayer-funded artist refused to “mourn fascists”, placing a murdered Jewish child beyond the reach of civic compassion.

At last there came what all have yearned for ... a return to Thucydides ...

Hatred thus acquired the mantle of virtue and the refusal of civility became a badge of righteousness. That inversion recalls what made stasis so terrifying in Thucydides’s account: the corruption of the language in which citizens judged one another’s deeds. People “altered, at their pleasure, the customary significance of words to suit their deeds”, reducing speech to barbarous nonsense.

What has any of this got to do with Haines, though that's what set Our Henry off? 

Not much. We're now well into standard litany mode ...

Social media has made that corruption into a business model. A study of 1.3 million posts by members of the US congress found that their incivility rose by almost a quarter between 2009 and 2019. The rewards were substantial: by the decade’s end, the most viciously uncivil posts drew some 15 times as many reposts as civil ones. Nor are our parliamentarians far behind, as Labor’s co-ordinated assault on Linda Reynolds so graphically proved.
The restraint being unlearnt on social media does not stay there; and our governments and public institutions have done nothing to stand in the vitriol’s way. In July 1846, when a mob stormed a Melbourne hotel flying Orange banners and shots were fired, the Legislative Council immediately banned processions inciting religious and political divisions. If people “are to be allowed to annoy and insult others because they differ in opinion”, a Melbourne newspaper asked, “where is peace and order?”.
That question was still being asked, and properly answered, more than a century later. Faced with violence on our campuses in the late 1960s, vice-chancellors did not merely name and expel the offenders; they were charged and convicted, and those who reoffended were jailed.
Today, the world’s highest-paid vice-chancellors have allowed threats, harassment and intimidation to persist for months on end, rarely chastising offenders they did not dare name, much less credibly punish. Meanwhile, as violent antisemitism escalated, Labor offered pious hand-wringing instead of leadership, treating each outrage as an aberration and each warning as an over-reaction.
Yet the warnings could not be starker. The Director-General of Security now ranks political violence alongside espionage among ASIO’s gravest concerns, and has felt compelled to plead for civility.

Again the pond felt compelled to wonder.

Precisely how did all that portentous pomposity relate to the Haines tragedy, and a man reportedly in the grip of psychosis? 

Apparently if you throw in Plato and Machiavelli,  the offensive circle of patented bullshit is compleat...

The attack on Haines should lend his words even greater force. For Plato’s parable still rings true: the sailors who seized the helm never meant to sink the ship; they simply stopped caring whether it stayed afloat. That is what the collapse of Machiavelli’s “vivere civile” does to a democracy anaesthetised by complacency and crippled by its leaders’ moral weakness.
The laws cannot transform a fractured society into heaven. They can prevent wreckers transforming it into hell. Unless our government shows the courage to confront them, it will not be the Greeks’ fear that awaits us; it will be their fate.

Every so often the pond thinks it should go into therapy as a way of understanding why it's so addicted to this completely addled inability to understand any discernible form of reality ... but perhaps it's best (certainly cheaper) to exorcise it by way of a blog post ...

But there's clearly a market for this sort of swill, with the hive mind of the lizard Oz a living, breathing, seething sea of hostility. See a sample of Our Henry's comments ...




Dear sweet long absent lord, cleanse the palate with a couple of Golding 'toons ...




And so to other notes on the jihads and early this morning the Australian Daily Zionist News was in full swing ...



FINDINGS
‘Pervasive progressive hate’, antisemitism envoy’s new blueprint
‘Most pervasive’: Jillian Segal calls for sweeping crackdown on progressive antisemitism across institutions
Special envoy Jillian Segal has sharpened her aim on antisemitism to target its ‘modern, progressive’ element in an updated report covering universities, health, media and the arts.
By Lucy Carroll and James Dowling

Maybe ending the ethnic cleansing and genocide in Gaza and the West Bank might help? Or even just accept into the system the Arab parties that played the election game? You know, instead of a full blown theocracy ...

CRIME AND COURTS
Segal’s strategy to combat hate
Antisemitic hate crime victims to receive court anonymity under proposed legal overhaul
Special envoy Jillian Segal’s newest report suggests new education for police and judges after a contentious judgement took aim at her preferred definition for antisemitism.
By James Dowling

And the other jihad bubbled along nicely, thanks to the cranny Crantson ...

EXCLUSIVE
Demands grow for audit of Albanese and Chalmers spending
The PM refused to commit to net savings in the upcoming mid-year budget update, despite spending reaching a 40-year high outside Covid.
By Matthew Cranston

The totally unbiased sources making the call from inside the house?

Inter alia ...

Robert Fisher, a head of state departments such as welfare under both Labor and Liberal governments, said he would back a version of the 2014 federal commission of audit, of which he was a commissioner.

Tony Shepherd, who chaired the Abbott government’s National Commission of Audit, agreed another audit was required.

Peter Crone, chief executive of the last audit’s secretariat, said there was no doubt Australia’s current economic situation and levels of government spending meant an audit was now required.

The lizard Oz editorialist, perhaps peeved that nobody could be bothered diving beneath the fold to read their rants, turned up over on the extreme far right to back the jihad ... and early in the morning it was top of the digital world ma ...

THE AUSTRALIAN’S VIEW
Economic critics from all sides, but are you listening Mr Albanese?
In slamming ‘partisan’ critics of Labor spending, the PM is trying to deflect attention from homegrown inflationary pressure.
By OUR EDITORIAL WRITERS

That's more than enough of that. As usual, the immortal Rowe did it better ...



Besides, what the pond was really yearning for was a strident defence of the wealthy, the filthy rich, the tech bros struggling to get by on their last few billion, though still with enough billions to try to buy an American election.

Who better to pander to theirs and the pond's needs than Killer Creighton of the IPA?




The header: By Adam Creighton
Politics of envy driving wealth tax campaign

The chance to hear it bot style: Listen to this article
5 min

Let's hear it for the mighty G: Google co-founders Sergey Brin, left, and Larry Page at their company headquarters in Mountain View, California, in 2004.

Say it again for the mighty G: Make us preferred on Google.

Killer was on an anti-tax crusade worthy of the IPA:

Even John Maynard Keynes, renowned champion of bigger government, conceded an economy couldn’t thrive with taxation more than 25 per cent of GDP.
Yet today, state and federal governments combined extract taxes well in excess of 35 per cent of GDP, and their combined spending is brushing up against 40 per cent, according to the IMF Fiscal Monitor.
So it’s disappointing to hear that familiar if obnoxious clarion call to increase the GST – as if rejigging the tax base is our biggest problem amid the biggest increase in spending since the Whitlam era.
Peter Costello, who introduced the tax in 2000, is right to warn against lifting the rate beyond 10 per cent. Consumption taxes are a stealth tax, making them easy to gradually increase. Lift an income tax rate and workers’ take-home pay very noticeably falls. Lift a GST to 11 per cent and people barely notice. The Rudd government in 2008 even made it illegal to show prices exclusive of GST.

Cue a snap of Keynes ... British economist John Maynard Keynes.



Killer was heartbroken at the sight of billionaires on the run, refugees suffering from rampant persecution ...

Is it any wonder France, which pioneered the rollout of consumption taxes back in 1954, is wallowing in government spending equivalent to 57 per cent of GDP!
The misguided clamour for more tax amid a global spending crisis has taken an even more ridiculous form in California, where voters next week face a ballot that would impose a 5 per cent, supposedly one-time, excise tax on the state’s billionaires. Economist Thomas Piketty, the eminence grise of the global wealth tax movement, prefers wealth taxes up to 90 per cent annually.
Polls point to a knife-edge result for what’s known as Proposition 40, less than a week out from US midterms that might see the Republicans lose control of both houses of congress, laying the groundwork for similar mad-hatter proposals at the federal level.
The mere whiff of a Californian wealth tax has already slashed the $US100bn ($142bn) projected revenue to $US30bn, according to new research by Stanford University economists Benjamin Jaros and Joshua Rauh. Seven billionaires, including PayPal’s Peter Theil and Google’s Larry Page and Sergey Brin, have decamped to other states, taking almost $US540bn, or nearly 30 per cent of the alleged tax base, with them. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who would face a $US11bn charge under the possible regime, has told the SEC he is considering joining them.
California’s billionaires already contribute between $US3.3bn and $US5.8bn in state income taxes alone, and the perpetual loss of some of that revenue would leave the state’s total tax take almost $US39bn lower, Jaros and Rauh estimated in their October National Bureau of Economic Research paper. “Billionaire departures, and the fact that new founders would think twice about locating to California, have significant potential economic effects if the location of jobs and innovation shifts elsewhere,” they added.
That the already disastrous proposal has been pushed by fellow Frenchmen and Piketty acolytes Gabriel Saez and Gabriel Zucman is bizarre, given their native France’s own failed history of wealth taxation.
The chronically underperforming debt-riddled economy has been hobbled by a wealth tax since the 1980s – another, if less “successful”, French tax innovation. By 2008 it had driven €200bn ($316bn) in wealth out of the country and was costing the French government twice what it raised in other forgone revenues, according to a well-known study by Eric Pichet. “In an open world, the (French) wealth tax impoverishes France, shifting the tax burden from wealthy taxpayers leaving the country on to other taxpayers,” he concluded. And the world is even more “open” than it was then.
Even if wealth taxes didn’t drive the wealthy away, they wouldn’t solve the public spending crisis – there’s simply not enough rich people to prop up the fiscal largesse. Last year the left-wing Australia Institute advocated a 2 per cent annual wealth tax on Australians with more than $5m in assets excluding super and their primary home, suggesting it would raise (laughably) $41bn a year, about half as much as the GST.

At this point the pond became seriously alarmed, not so much by Killer's devotion to the interests of the wealthy, but at the sight of Petey boy ... Former treasurer Peter Costello has warned against raising the GST rate. Picture: John Feder



That chin, talk about a picture of a kind of Dorian Gray - couldn't the reptiles have found a kinder snap?

Never mind, Killer's karing for the kavorting billionaires was a remarkably short outing, as he made a final plea for understanding and sympathy ...

The federal government alone is facing a headline deficit of around $60bn this year.
“Even if the annual wealth tax was restricted to the 200 households on the (AFR) rich list, it would raise around $12.5bn per year from their $625bn wealth,” the Institute’s economists naively estimated, by incredibly multiplying 0.02 by their total wealth.
If the government truly wanted to raise more revenue it would slash spending to get inflation and ever-rising interest rates under control. A major recession will clobber revenues, whatever tax rates and bases are set.
Wealth tax advocates should read some more of their favourite economist Keynes, not only on the maximum taxation countries could bear, but also on the wisdom of wealth taxes themselves.
In the late 1920s he referred to them as a “new and disturbing form of taxation” that might only be used to lower income tax rates on ordinary people. Such a rational argument appears lost on today’s wealth tax zealots, who appear to be motivated by envy as much as anything else.

How refreshing. Usually the "zealots" in lizard Oz parlance are climate change zealots in the grip of a religious cult. Now it seems that they're also "wealth tax zealots".

So much zealotry, so much zealous projection.

Please, let the rich run wild and free, and should you happen to find yourself in the vicinity of one, remember to tug your forelock, and do a Uriah Heep and announce that you're "ever so very 'umble" and that Killer sent you to lick their boots and kick your last bit of change into their bulging purse... lest you appear a zealot...

Once again the hive mind was Killer's kaptive krowd ...




Ah, the dreams of being a clever billionaire, dodging taxes and following Rafferty's tax rules.

Now just for the balance ...

Against Oligarchy, Part II: Wealth Taxes
Going where the money — and the power — is
Paul Krugman



Say no more, the rest can be found via the link, though it ends in a paywall, at which point Abbie Hoffman types might head off to the intermittent archive.

The pond can't always be serious. Paul Krugman often ends his posts with a musical link, and dammit, if Krugman can do it, so can the pond, though perhaps the music might not be to Krugman's taste, and certainly done without a Nobel prize as proof of taste (though Killer lacks that credential too) ...


 


 Ah, wot the hell Archy ...


 


Thursday, October 29, 2026

In which sundry reptile jihads are noted, but the pond must honour its devotion to the mad monk's bromancing chum...

 

With the best will in the world  - malice is infinitely preferable - the pond couldn't find anything remotely appealing in this day's lizard Oz...

Thursday is petulant Peta day, and what luck that the intermittent archive was working, and the pond personally supervised placing her there...

PM defended $6m golf grant, then his story fell apart
A senior government official has contradicted her own minister under oath, confirming sewerage works were never part of Anthony Albanese’s $6m golf club grant.
By Peta Credlin
Columnist

With the reptiles resembling a wrestling tag team, over in the "news" section it was the Jimbo jihad that continued apace ...

PRICES
Charade of savings as inflation rises and RBA hike on the cards
Treasurer Jim Chalmers has refused to commit to net savings in December’s budget update as inflation hits 4.3 per cent and a fifth interest rate rise looms.
By Matthew Cranston and Thomas Henry

The best that could be said for that outing? 

It provided yet another reminder that the reptiles have a seemingly inexhaustible supply of comical Jimbo snaps...



Oh there were charts and graphs and doom in abundance, and just below that, Geoff "the Echo" Chambers (a joke shamelessly stolen in the way mad king Donald uses Neil Young music in his rallies) was also all in on the jihad ...

COMMENTARY by GEOFF CHAMBERS
Trouble in Labor ranks as blame game gets personal
Jim Chalmers has entered the political danger zone after name checking Anthony Albanese and other ministers for their ‘parts’ in driving the government’s tanking popularity.

How disappointing to discover the reptiles did have limits on comical Jimbo snaps, with a quizzical Albo no substitute ...



The lead "news" item top of the digital page early was a bog standard contribution to the long running Victorian jihad ...



SEEING RED
Victoria’s decree: free pass on obscene debt ends … today
Victoria ranked last in national competitiveness for a third straight year. Now, sporting and business leaders are uniting to demand answers from both major parties on the state’s ballooning debt crisis.
By Samantha Hutchinson and Anthony Galloway

It ends ... today!?

Say what? 

They've brought the election forward, comely Jess won in a canter and issued a bold statement? 

Nah, they just wrote a letter ...



That "It ends...today" surely was an attempt by the headline writer to win the much revered but long lost Campbell Reid award ...



Not a single reptile offered the wit of the infallible Pope ...



Damon (why wasn't he named Damien?) chipped in with a bonus jihad contribution, apparently unaware that potholes have been a feature of Victorian life under every kind of regime ...

Labor’s $200bn debt finally hits the road
Potholes have become the symbol Victoria’s decline – and voters are blaming Labor for running out of money to repair the roads.
ByDamon Johnston
Melbourne Bureau Chief

Damon was in apocalyptic "time has arrived" mood, but it was just another chance to recycle that letter...



It was a Killer line, but apparently the reptiles haven't discovered how shutter speed can avoid blurring ... or maybe they were trying for a neo-realist look.

And where on earth is Dyelsford?

Jack the Insider favoured the Albo jihad, while resolutely refusing to be polite. 

The pond personally, politely, sent him to the archive cornfield ...

Polite politics merely act as a shield for dodging scrutiny
Calls to tone down political rhetoric shield the Albanese government from scrutiny over its dirt file on Helen Haines and a $560m pork-barrelling program.
By Jack the Insider
Columnist

There was just one outlier to all these jihads, with Jamie proposing a jihad on the tech bros ...

How Canberra can call Big Tech’s copyright bluff
Australia’s creative industries face the same AI copyright ‘heads I win, tails you lose’ ultimatum that Britain resisted – and a key insider says ministers must hold their nerve.
By Jamie Njoku-Goodwi

The pond didn't have the foggiest idea who he was, and the reptiles didn't give a clue, but the text suggested he was British, and so he was ...per his wiki, with an impeccable number of PMs to his name, including Theresa and Rishi, with Lynton Crosby and Matt Hancock also in the mix ...

If only the reptiles had reverted to their climate science denialist jihad ...




Whatever, and what with Israel determined to remain a fundamentalist ethnic cleansing theocracy, and what with Benji, having already reverted to second Holocaust muck, going the full Arab hate routine ...

ISRAEL VOTES
Election ‘stolen by Arabs’ claims Netanyahu’s Likud party despite narrow lead
The Likud Party has demanded an investigation into fraud and intimidation at Arab polling stations as the final count shows Benjamin Netanyahu’s bloc with 53 seats, Gadi Eisenkot’s with 48 and the Arab parties on 19.
By Anne Barrowclough

... the pond knew at precisely 8.51 PM last night who would be the reptile du jour ...



This is an ongoing situation, as Haaretz helpfully tracked ...



But what did the Australian Daily Zionist News make of the situation?

As always, the bromancer was there to help the pond with all the answers ...




Thankfully the bromancer ignored the surge in voting for Arab parties. Who would want second class citizens in an apartheid state having a say in proceedings?

Best celebrate Benji's survival skills...




Subtle, but it didn't trouble the bromancer, busy relishing ironical smiles... as the dog botherer turned up to help...




The fawning and the adulation continued into a third gobbet, with the bromancer at the heart of the action ...



But at the very end, the bromancer broke down.

All he could offer was confusion, chaos and an abundance of rhetorical questions ...

...The future now is utterly confused. For much of Netanyahu’s prime ministership, his reputation as a hawk meant he often didn’t have to take military action. Israel’s enemies were scared of him. He talked tough but governed prudently. After the shocking Hamas atrocities of October 7, 2023, all that changed.
Netanyahu now is determined to cut down Israel’s enemies by military means and re-establish Israel’s deterrence. But does he go too far? Is he so polarising he needlessly damages Israel’s international standing? Does he still have the sound judgment he exhibited at his best? How do his own political circumstances affect Israeli strategic policy?
It may well be that Netanyahu gets to answer all those questions, for Israel and the world, from the Prime Minister’s office.

The ethnic cleansing and the genocide can continue?

What a relief.

And that left the immortal Rowe to summarise the situation ...




And there had been the pond hoping that some reptile down under would take up the cause and excoriate the defaming of the Cheesecake Factory ...




Now here's a viewing suggestion for the bromancer ...




Wednesday, October 28, 2026

A potpourri of reptile pleasures, with Dame Slap on offer in full for advanced students ...

 

The pond has become incredibly lazy in its approach to herpetology studies, and so when the intermittent archive has a little hissy fit, it throws a spanner in the pond's works when it comes to covering the the lizard Oz hive mind.

Of late the pond has preferred to do a collage, a montage, a potpourri (never fragrant), a medley, a hodgepodge, an assemblage, a miscellany, which allows fellow advanced students to study at their own pace and leisure.

And incidentally it saves the pond the time and the tedium of spending too long in company with the likes of "Ned".

Others might want to do this morning's Everest climb, but the pond is content to offer a teaser trailer and a link ...



Tempted? Feel a fire in the loins, a lust to read further?

How a Jess Wilson win could shape the attack on One Nation
A Liberal win in Victoria — where the party has surged ahead of both Labor and One Nation — could rewrite the federal political rule book.
By Paul Kelly
Editor-At-Large

That's enough of those hard yards for the pond.

No need to go there, and no need for the pond to indulge in the latest outpourings of the Australian Daily Zionist News, though the reptiles were so keen on this one it was top of the digital page early this morning ...

EXCLUSIVE
Landmark antisemitism plan revealed for nation’s schools
The national curriculum agency has proposed reforms mandating detailed Holocaust study and antisemitism education for Australian students for the first time.
By Lucy Carroll




Speaking of ethical conduct, will students be exposed to the latest example of ethnic cleansing, a latter-day genocide, with Gaza down there with the Warsaw ghetto?

Meanwhile, Mr Rubenstein lost the pond from the get go by talking about "Israel's vibrant democracy", which reminded the pond of talk in ancient times by rulers of South Africa of its "vibrant apartheid-based democracy"...

As Israelis began going to the polls, Benjamin Netanyahu still divided the electorate but there was far greater consensus on the existential threats facing the Jewish state.
By Paul Rubenstein




Vibrant?

Adalah, an NGO advocating for Arab rights in Israel, urges election officials and the police chief to intervene. Officers were reportedly asking voters for ID to enter the polls, although they lack the authority to do so, according to Adalah

Adalah, the Legal Center for Arab Minority Rights in Israel, says it has received numerous reports of systematic delays at polling stations in Arab communities across Israel.
"There are numerous reports of severe slowdowns at many polling stations," Yeela Raanan, a member of a team monitoring election integrity in Bedouin communities, told Haaretz.
In many Bedouin communities, Raanan said, "people report waiting for hours, and polling station staff are taking a very long time to verify each voter's identity."
Haaretz has also learned of reports of police officers at several polling stations in these communities. In the southern town of Tel Sheva, 20 Border Police officers were reportedly deployed to a single polling station, while footage showed officers entering polling stations in Segev Shalom.
According to the reports, officers were asking voters for identification, a responsibility that Israeli election law assigns to polling station officials. Their presence was reportedly delaying and disrupting voting.
Adalah urgently wrote to Police Commissioner Danny Levy, Central Elections Committee chairman Justice Noam Sohlberg and the chair of the Be'er Sheva Elections Committee, demanding immediate action to ensure that voting could proceed unhindered.

At some point - why not here? - the pond likes to throw in a cartoon reminding students of what they might be missing in the real world, with thanks to the infallible Pope ...




Then it's back to the grindstone, and instead of AI, why not the war with China (no later than Xmas) to produce a little surge of fear and loathing?

By Rowan Callick

This is usually the turf of the bromancer, but he's been distracted of late by other weighty matters ...




No worries. 

Dictator comrade Xi has been studying the mad king and learning the finer points of how to run a country into the ground ...




And the pond was vastly relieved that after the Haines tragedy, the reptiles could get back to routine business with an outing that bashed indies, teals and greenies all in one go ...

By Will Glasgow




Splendid stuff, and with a dose of gassing the planet as a bonus ...

Sadly there is always an essay component for advanced students, a more detailed study of a reptile in full flight, from beginning to end, from alpha to omega, and this day it's Dame Slap ...




Um, that last line sounds a little stale, what with recent events in Serbia and Hungary (and who had Brazil on their bingo card?), but never mind, we're always up for mindless rhetoric, where a right wing populist mindlessly celebrates other mindless loon populists.

Some students, who might have come late to the story, might wonder why Dame Slap is getting all hot and bothered about Europe, but it's in her nature.

The pond always likes to remind these Johnny and Janey come latelies of Dame Slap's Trumpian origin story ...



 
Of course she's going to be down on Europe, and the perfidious French, and the recalcitrant Germans, and the rest of that unseemly mob ...and speaking of MAGA caps ...




Now back to bashing those bloody cheese eating surrender monkeys and their kind...




Back in the day the pond always liked to show the inspiration for Dame Slap, showing how she could dish it out to any of those cultists believing in the fake religion of climate science, showing her teaching style:





Just hard bloody work at climate science denialism, and as for keeping those naughty European pixies in line ...




Speaking of naughty children, and climate science denialism, the pond was still catching up with the latest reptile effort in that sphere, thanks to Media Watch ... Climate BOM-shell




Sorry, the pond is always getting distracted from the text at hand ...but it does sort of tie in with Dame Slap's hysteria about sovereignty, and climate, and her devoted denialism, and all that jazz, worthy of Brexit in its hey day (didn't that fall on very hard times?)




Oh if we wanted a belly laugh there's plenty to be found, and they're right up Dame Slap's MAGA cap-donning alley ...




And so to some good news, because every so often the pond doesn't need to resort to the intermittent archive.

Sometimes a featured piece can be swallowed whole...

By Our Editorial Writers
Public sector union boss claims rate rises are ‘economic sadism’

Sure, it's just a standard bit of Jimbo bashing, sure it's just a regurgitation of other bits of the hive mind, but remember this is a hurdy gurdy collage, and it's rare when the lizard Oz editorialist steps out into the limelight.

It deserves to be celebrated ...




Job done comrades, and you'll have your reward should the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way ever produce a miracle and take charge of the economy ...

Meanwhile, relax, everything is looking good ...





And speaking of good ... and being on the up and up ... though he really did need a shoe, for the banging thereof on the table ...





Tuesday, October 27, 2026

In which we'll all be rooned with Dame Groan, Geoff chambering a round, and the bromancer doing Australian Daily Zionist News duties ...

 

Sheesh, is Alt for Norge the new talking point for the week? What with the foul-mouthed mad king launching yet another attack on Norway ...

Relax, Norwegians, you're in good company: Canada, Greenland, Denmark, the sh*thole countries of Africa, Mexico, most of Europe and hapless, done down Ukraine ...and that's just for starters.

And speaking of Ukraine, who'd have guessed that Vlad the Sociopath would be accused of war crimes?Ukraine: Investigators find Russia committed war crimes by targeting civilians

And while mired in the excrement of state Russian TV, this opening to a yarn struck a chord with the pond:

There’s this old joke about a guy’s first day in hell. He’s being given the orientation: Here’s where we keep the pitchforks. Here’s where we make the printers. Then the time comes to pick his eternal punishment. The first room is fire and brimstone, eternal agony. “That’s not for me,” the man says. The second is full of people being eaten by animals. “Pass,” he says. In the third room, he finds people sipping coffee while waist deep in excrement. “I think I can handle that,” he says. The door closes behind him as a demon yells, “Coffee break’s over! Back on your heads!”

Alex Galbraith in Salon used that as a way into the cesspit that is Faux Noise host Jesse Watters' cesspit, Even Jesse Watters seems tired of pushing Fox News’ culture war.

But the pond thinks it's just as good an introduction to the daily inversion the pond experiences in the land of the lizard Oz reptiles...

For years now, the pond has done a running joke about Dame Groan living in the land of Said Hanrahan ...

And so around the chorus ran
"It's keepin' dry, no doubt."
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out.

Knock the pond down with a feather, the reptiles ran with the gag and stuck it in the header...with the Groaner taking us on yet one more road to roon (she has so many roads)...



Think? The pond should think?

Luckily this road to roon only ran to two more gobbets ...




So much fuss about something not going to happen? 

But that's what happens when you travel the road to roon ...and are likely to bump into all sorts of odd bedfellows or fellow travellers, including Walshie, because strangely the road to roon always leads back to some golden age ...




Speaking of the road to roon ...


 


Unfortunately the intermittent archive was having one of its hissy fits, so the pond was unable to find (or save) this featured yarn in the archive...



Bosses answer Jim Chalmers’ calls to nominate where he should cut
By Matthew Cranston and Thomas Henry

This might, or might not come in handy later ...

https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation%2Fpolitics%2Fbosses-answer-chalmers-calls-to-nominate-where-he-should-cut%2Fnews-story%2Fc23dfe0c36ae3f2250050149c333d801

The canny Cranston and his mate assembled some grand suggestions, but the pond liked this one the best ...

Graham Bradley, the former president of the Business Council of Australia and former chairman of EnergyAustralia, HSBC, Stockland and GrainCorp, had a long list of spending cut ideas for Dr Chalmers.
“The government needs to reseize federal departments by eliminating duplication with state government agencies in areas such as planning, education, environmental approvals and licensing generally,” Mr Bradley said.
“The government needs to have the courage to impose means tests on many welfare payments, including NDIS (and) child care subsidies.
“It needs to reduce or eliminate federal subsidies for renewable energy projects even if this slows the energy transition and requires further life extension of coal generators. Unrealistic federal time targets are driving up costs.

Well played Gra Gra, another excuse for a toon while on the road to roon...



With the archive (briefly?) on the blink, the pond thought it might indulge Geoff chambering his round in just a couple of gobbets ... what with him being in condescending Dame Groan mode ...




The pond sometimes wonders what rags like The Daily Beast will do if they run out of mad king fodder - currently King Donald and his comical minions are an inexhaustible trove of treasures - but just as pressing is the question, what would the reptiles of lizard Oz do for kicks if they didn't have Jimbo to kick around?

Go on, Geoff, send him a condescending memo ... and make sure the graphics department helps out with a kinda blue snap of a man caught in a grimace ...




The hive mind preaching self-awareness?

The comedy never ends.

Now drum roll maestro, wheel in the immortal Rowe to set the tone for this issue of the Australian Daily Zionist News ...




Hat tip to that portrait on the shelf...




The immortal Rowe rarely misses a trick. Per Haaretz, sorry no archive listing ...

Australian billionaire James Packer reportedly paid Netanyahu's lawyer's firm $50,000 a month for two years. Saying the payments were unrelated to the trial, Packer denied the claim, saying the firm represents him in 'personal and business affairs'

Australian billionaire James Packer paid at least $1.25 million – 1.78 million Australian dollars or 3.85 million shekels – to the law firm of Amit Hadad, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attorney, the Australian newspaper The Age reported Monday.
The investigation, published on the eve of Israel's election, uncovered a trail of monthly bank transfers of $50,000 over the past two years, from a bank account controlled by Packer's company to the account of the law firm representing Netanyahu.
On the same day the investigation was published, Hadad filed a motion on behalf of Netanyahu's defense team requesting that Packer and two of his employees be allowed to testify from abroad, with their testimony broadcast by video link to the judges in Israel.
According to the investigation, the first monthly payment was made on September 23, 2024, from a Citibank account belonging to Packer's legal firm to an account held by Hadad, Roth, Shenhar at Mizrahi Tefahot Bank. A source familiar with the details reportedly said the payments urgently needed to be investigated to determine whether Netanyahu had received an undisclosed benefit from Packer.
acker insisted that the bank transfers to Netanyahu's lawyers were payments for work carried out on his behalf, including "deal finding" in Israel, where he has business interests, and that they were unrelated to Netanyahu's trial.
The Australian newspaper also reported that a Netanyahu spokesperson asked for comment replied: "I couldn't give a monkey's about your questions. We are very busy. We have an election on right now."
Packer did not deny making the monthly payments but declined to comment. Hadad also declined to comment.
Packer's representatives responded that the law firm represents him in his "personal and business affairs." "Any claim that I paid even a single cent toward the legal defense of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is false. Anyone who claims otherwise risks being sued."
Packer was expected to testify as a key prosecution witness in Netanyahu's corruption trial in Case 1000, in which he and businessman Arnon Milchan are alleged to have provided Netanyahu and his wife with gifts and other benefits worth hundreds of thousands of shekels.

But the pond digresses. On with business, because it was the bromancer's turn this day to set the pace for the Australian Daily Zionist News ...




Splendid stuff, and as usual, that provided the pond with an excuse to head off to Haaretz to answer as to what Israel is for. The mall!

As Long as the Mall Stays Open, Israelis Can Live With War Crimes
Israel's liberal public wants to continue with its comfortable routines and consumerist lifestyle. Maybe sanctions that disrupt their vacations, binge-watching and shopping outings will force it to face reality?
Ofra Rodner

The pond would usually provide a link in the archive but this will have to do ...




Meanwhile, the bromancer was lathering himself into his usual frenzy ...




Stop right there.

The pond could overlook the spineless attempts at a little both siderism designed to downplay the current ethnic cleansing and genocide going down in Gaza and the West Bank, but the pond couldn't stand by while the bromancer tried to cleanse the Catholic church ...

At best the Catholic church for centuries had a deeply ambivalent relationship to Jews, as exhaustively laid out in the wiki Catholic Church and Judaism

For many centuries the church was the prime source of anti-Semitism and bigotry, and when the church got around to denouncing it in the strongest terms, what they were doing was denouncing their own wretched history.

Just a sample:

A few years later, within the responding Counter-Reformation, the Catholic Church begun a process of self-definition in the face of the various heterodoxies and heresies and in this context also reopened the question on the status of the Jews. While Jews would be still tolerated, the justification was now the expectation that they soon converted and thus initiate the Second Coming of Christ. In 1553, following the Bragadin-Giustiniani dispute, the Inquisition confiscated the Talmud and burned it first in Rome, then in many other Italian cities in 1553, as it perceived the Talmud as a hindrance to Jewish conversion. Two years later, Cardinal Caraffa, a Grand inquisitor and hardliner against heretics, dissidents and Jews, became pope and ended the more tolerant policies of his predecessors. In 1555, he issued the bull Cum nimis absurdum, in which he ordered the construction of the Roman Ghetto and imposed restrictions on the Jews, such as prohibiting them to engage in most professions outside of moneylending, owning real estate and limit them to one synagogue per city. Pius V went a step further and expelled the Jews from all cities of the Papal States except for Rome and Anconca.In 1593 Pope Clement VIII expelled the Jews from the Papal States with the bull Caeca et Obdurata. At the same time, the new Tridentine Catechism, result of the Council of Trent, acknowledged that the Jews had historically crucified Jesus...

Back to the bromancer, pinning the blame on the Islamics and trotting out the Nazi card... while skipping over the roles of the church, the Crusaders, the Inquisition, the pogroms and the like (as outlined in The Times of Israel, too long to quote here)




Actually the leaders of the current government of Israel have managed all the demonisation of Israel by themselves, wanton cruelty, and a level of vengeful destruction that has seen Gaza virtually obliterated, a kind of collective punishment that has led to many charges of war crimes ... and for what? So that mall life can carry on ...



Was it just a casual coincidence that writer Ofra Rodner referenced binge-watching in the land of the lotos eaters?

Possibly not, because the bromancer's solution was a little binge watching ...




And so the wanton cruelty, the immensely destructive collective punishment and the war crimes continue.

Speaking of war crimes, there's another criminal still out and about ...



Take it away Jamelle Bouie ... (though the pond humbly proposes it's not just Republicans who should have to answer for the mad king and the ketamine-fuelled Uncle Leon) ...