Friday, March 20, 2026

In which Our Henry and Kllernomics disappoint so the pond tries to flood the zone with distractions ...

 

The pond is open to welcoming any apostate, deserter, turncoat, recidivist, renegade or backslider into the camp.

Bill Kristol, for example, has done a full 180°doughnut ...

There he was yesterday in The Bulwark mounting a full assault on King Donald and his war...

...As for the current war, one is reminded of a passage from Churchill’s lively and instructive memoir of his first three decades, My Early Life. He recalls the great confidence British officials had prior to the Boer war in 1899. Looking back from 1930, Churchill writes,
"Let us learn our lessons. Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that any one who embarks on that strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The Statesman who yields to war fever must realise that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events. . . . Always remember, however sure you are that you can easily win, that there would not be a war if the other man did not think he also had a chance."
If only Trump had read this paragraph before launching his hubristic war. If only Pete Hegseth had read it before boasting about our inevitable success. I suppose it’s out of the question that either would have done so. But is it out of the question to look forward to a day when we will once again have leaders who might not only know the name Churchill, but have learned from him?

No mention of Churchill's delirious desire to hang on to empire and India, or Gallipoli for that matter, but the pond is all for international laura n'order. (And speaking of weirdos, you can also get Andrew Egger doing over weirdo Joe Kent at the same link).

All good fun, so is it wrong to recall the Kristol of another era?

Here's David Corn in WaPo ...

Who knew Bill Kristol had such a flair for satire?
How else to read his piece for Outlook on Sunday, in which he declared, "George W. Bush's presidency will probably be a successful one"? Surely Kristol, the No. 1 cheerleader for the Iraq war, was mocking himself (and his neoconservative pals) for having been so mistaken about so much. But just in case his article was meant to be a serious stab at commentary, let's review Kristol's record as a prognosticator.
On Sept. 18, 2002, he declared that a war in Iraq "could have terrifically good effects throughout the Middle East." A day later, he said Saddam Hussein was "past the finish line" in developing nuclear weapons. On Feb. 20, 2003, he said of Saddam: "He's got weapons of mass destruction.... Look, if we free the people of Iraq we will be respected in the Arab world." On March 1, 2003 -- 18 days before the invasion of Iraq -- Kristol dismissed the possibility of sectarian conflict afterward. He also said, "Very few wars in American history were prepared better or more thoroughly than this one by this president." He maintained that the war would cost $100 billion to $200 billion. (The running tab is now about half a trillion dollars.) On March 5, 2003, Kristol said, "We'll be vindicated when we discover the weapons of mass destruction."

And so on, and for those who want the links, here's Bill burbling away in WaPo about the wonders of George W. 

Sadly the link to Corn doing over Kristol in his blog for The Nation no longer works, but it can be found on the Wayback Machine as Kristol Clear at Time...

...let’s take this occasion to review Kristol’s record on Iraq, courtesy of a rather cursory Nexis search. It holds no surprises.
On September 11, 2002, as the Bush administration began its sales campaign for the coming war, Kristol suggested that Saddam Hussein could do more harm to the United States than al Qaeda had: “we cannot afford to let Saddam Hussein inflict a worse 9/11 on us in the future.”
On September 15, 2002, he claimed that inspection and containment could not work with Saddam: “No one believes the inspections can work.” Actually, UN inspectors believed they could work. So, too, did about half of congressional Democrats. They were right.
On September 18, 2002, Kristol opined that a war in Iraq “could have terrifically good effects throughout the Middle East.”
On September 19, 2002, he once again pooh-poohed inspections: “We should not fool ourselves by believing that inspections could make any difference at all.” During a debate with me on Fox News Channel, after I noted that the goal of inspections was to prevent Saddam from reaching “the finish line” in developing nuclear weapons, Kristol exclaimed, “He’s past that finish line. He’s past the finish line.”
On November 21, 2002, he maintained, “we can remove Saddam because that could start a chain reaction in the Arab world that would be very healthy.”
On February 2, 2003, he claimed that Secretary of State Colin Powell at an upcoming UN speech would “show that there are loaded guns throughout Iraq” regarding weapons of mass destruction. As it turned out, everything in Powell’s speech was wrong. Kristol was uncritically echoing misleading information handed him by friends and allies within the Bush administration.
On February 20, 2003, he summed up the argument for war against Saddam: “He’s got weapons of mass destruction. At some point he will use them or give them to a terrorist group to use…Look, if we free the people of Iraq we will be respected in the Arab world….France and Germany don’t have the courage to face up to the situation. That’s too bad. Most of Europe is with us. And I think we will be respected around the world for helping the people of Iraq to be liberated.”
On March 1, 2003, Kristol dismissed concerns that sectarian conflict might arise following a US invasion of Iraq: “We talk here about Shiites and Sunnis as if they’ve never lived together. Most Arab countries have Shiites and Sunnis, and a lot of them live perfectly well together.” He also said, “Very few wars in American history were prepared better or more thoroughly than this one by this president.” And he maintained that the war would be a bargain at $100 to $200 billion. The running tab is now nearing half a trillion dollars.
On March 5, 2003, Kristol said, “I think we’ll be vindicated when we discover the weapons of mass destruction and when we liberate the people of Iraq.”
Such vindication never came. Kristol was mistaken about the justification for the war, the costs of the war, the planning for the war, and the consequences of the war. That’s a lot for a pundit to miss. In his columns and statements about Iraq, Kristol displayed little judgment or expertise. He was not informing the public; he was whipping it. He turned his wishes into pronouncements and helped move the country to a mismanaged and misguided war that has claimed the lives of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians. That’s not journalism.

And so on...

Should an atheist take any glee in the way some lost Opus Dei soul realises they were in the grip of a massive delusion? 

Or in the way a Mormon might suddenly become aware, perhaps by watching the musical, that Christ didn't actually visit America?

...I believe-
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed
to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.

I believe-
That plan involves
Me getting my own planet.

I believe!!!
That Satan has a hold of you.
I believe!
That the Lord God has sent me here!
And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!!

I believe!
That God lives on a planet called Kolob!
I believe!
That Jesus has his own planet as well.
And I believe
That the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.

I believe the reptiles will have a change of heart, I believe the reptiles will do a Bill Kristol, I believe the reptile sinners and reprobates will be welcomed into the tribe, because who has not at some point been the victim of bizarre belief systems?

Foolish, foolish pond.

Just as the pond was hoping that the reptiles of Oz had suddenly come to a heavenly vision, they avoided the war altogether and opened with a celebration of the filthy rich ...



Coal lives! The destruction of the planet can continue unabated and the rich shall prosper and flourish!

The pond turned to Our Henry on a Friday, knowing that the obdurate old bull-headed bigot has never been for turning, has always stuck to a singular, most peculiar set of beliefs...

It was only fitting and proper for him to celebrate the many spectacular successes of the war.

Waddya kno, the cunning old fox buried his head in the sand, and took to blathering about something entirely different.



The header: Great mind warned us of threat of ‘neo-idiocy’ Philosopher Jurgen Habermas spent his life defending reasoned debate, but feared democracy was collapsing into noise and division.

The caption:  Jurgen Habermas spent a lifetime defending reasoned debate as the foundation of democratic life. Picture: AFP

Others have noted Habermas - the Graudian here and here - but suddenly the pond found it stuck with Our Henry for an unholy five minutes while the world whirled on elsewhere...

Even worse, the reptiles decided that there would not be a single visual distraction:

Jurgen Habermas spent decades arguing that modern democracy had the resources to save itself. By the time he died last week, aged 95, he had concluded that those resources were collapsing.
The gap between the magnificence of his life’s work and the bleakness of its ultimate conclusion measures what has been lost. Not just a towering philosopher, but a fundamental conviction: that reason and politics could work together.
Habermas was that faith’s last great defender. Its core was simple. Democracy does not just need its formal structures; it needs citizens who know how to argue.
Not shout, not posture, but submit their views to the judgment of others and even change their minds. Habermas – born with a cleft palate, acutely alive to the power and purpose of speech – called this “the force of the better argument” and considered it the only legitimate basis of political power.
This was Western modernity’s great achievement: that when it is asked “why?”, authority must answer – with answers that withstand scrutiny. Authority could no longer rest on God or tradition. It could only rest on consent: reasoned, revisable, formed through public argument.
Having grown up under Nazism, one question haunted him: When authority can always be challenged, what prevents societies from disintegrating into chaos or falling prey to those who promise to end the argument?
Robust democratic institutions were clearly essential. But also vital was what he called a “public sphere”. It had emerged in the coffee houses of 18th-century London and Paris, where citizens argued about politics free of court and church. Over two centuries it grew into a dense network of associations, newspapers and journals, radio and television: a whole civilisation of informed, contentious public life.
Now, he warned, that fabric was in tatters – the shared space in which citizens had learned to argue, to listen, to be surprised.
Old media, for all its faults, filtered. Editors decided what mattered. Reporters had to justify claims. Stories passed through people whose credibility depended on not being wrong. Then the internet created an enormous space in which those protections were absent.
Anonymity compounded the damage. It gave voice to those the gatekeepers had shut out. But it also dissolved the oldest constraint on public speech: the knowledge that you would be held to account. Mask the speaker’s identity and every inhibition against bad faith, abuse and sheer fantasy goes with it. Even free speech’s staunchest defenders – Milton, Defoe and Mill – feared it rendered freedom of expression unsustainable: but the internet made it ubiquitous.
The result is not a richer conversation but the dissolution of the conditions for any conversation at all.

The pond couldn't stand it ... there had to be some relief, some kind of plan for the future ...



Meanwhile, Our Henry meandered on, without a single mention of Thucydides, seemingly intent on catching his own tie.

Poor Old Henry, still not aware he's trapped in the lizard Oz hive mind:

Crucial in that dissolution are the echo chambers – less because their inhabitants see more of what they already believe than because they stop encountering views that genuinely surprise or radically challenge them. Without real otherness, there is no real argument, only endless amplification of entrenched beliefs. The shared world that democratic discourse requires shatters into hermetic fragments.
This, Habermas suggested, is not solely, or even mainly, a failure of technology. It is a failure of character. Democracy calls for a particular kind of person: one a vigorous public sphere historically helped nurture.
The thinkers Habermas grew up with – Adorno and Horkheimer, steeped in Freud – had made this central to their project. Democratic citizenship requires psychological maturity: citizens strong enough in ego to renounce the fantasy of omnipotence, to tolerate uncertainty, to engage with genuine otherness without falling into projection or rage – or turning to violence.
The culture of the 1960s set out to overthrow the disciplines that sustained that maturity ethic. What replaced them was not liberation. Psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan had described how the ego is first constituted through a mirror – through identification with its own image – and how the movement from that imaginary self-absorption to genuine engagement with others is never fully secure. What the 1960s unleashed was a reversion to the permanently adolescent self, craving recognition rather than truth, for whom life is a theatre and to live is to be applauded.
Social media’s echo chamber universalised that condition and gave it political form. Surrounded only by reflections of itself, the self no longer encounters the otherness that alone can discipline its demands, train its impulses and instil what Tocqueville called democracy’s “habits of the heart”. Without them, what follows is antinomianism: the narcissistic refusal of any authority that does not mirror the untamed self’s own convictions. The psychological conditions for submitting to the force of the better argument are no longer being reproduced.
The result is what we see on our streets, in universities and cultural institutions: the “neo-idiocy” of the highly instructed but semi-educated Adorno had diagnosed in 1967. And it is what Habermas sensed returning, with a vengeance, after October 7, 2023, when he condemned the wave of antisemitism he regarded as a sure sign of democratic collapse.
Worse still, philosophy itself was providing neo-idiocy with a fraudulent conceptual justification. Postmodernism was, for Habermas, nihilism’s latest incarnation. His answer to it was “communicative reason”: the proposition that it is analytically and practically impossible to make sense of knowledge without reference to an objective world, against which claims to truth can be cooperatively and rigorously tested.
Abandon those suppositions and you destroy the conditions for rational criticism. Terrifyingly, it reminded Habermas of Heidegger and his acolytes, who had lent their talent to Germany’s descent into the abyss – which is why he attacked postmodernism with such vehemence that Derrida accused him of adopting “a warrior tone”. Post-modernism’s epigones, and we have many, he dismissed as wanting the glory of intellect without its hard labour.
Habermas offered no truly credible solutions. He believed regulation could force platforms to change.
But you cannot pass a law restoring people’s willingness to be wrong. Nor can you fine your way to intellectual seriousness. And regulation cannot recreate what has been lost: the patience to follow a complex argument, the basic trust that the other side is not simply your enemy.
From birth to death, Habermas was a man of the left. More often than not, I found his politics wrongheaded. But there is a world of difference between disagreeing with a thinker and watching his tradition die. His vast erudition, the astonishing breadth, depth and subtlety of his arguments, his insistence on taking every objection seriously – these were the fruits of a left formed by centuries of the Western intellectual tradition. “We have to stand by our traditions,” he insisted, “if we do not want to disavow ourselves.”
Look at what has replaced it. Derrida was personally harmless, his weapons footnotes and impenetrable jargon. Those Habermas called “red fascists” are not: contemptuous of argument, quick to reach for intimidation, egged on by postmodern academics who preach rather than teach.
With Habermas, a whole culture of the serious left draws to a close. Those of us who spent decades grappling with it are the losers too. The greatest curse, Mill warned, is stupid opponents: ones who never force you to sharpen your wits. Habermas, ever faithful to Kant’s motto – “Dare to Know!” – always did. May he rest in peace.

No doubt Habermas's refusal to contemplate the realities of the current ethnic cleansing going down in Gaza and the West Bank softened Our Henry's view of the old codger, though whether he was a lefty or a liberal will have to be put aside ...

Never mind, let's hear it for grifters and for the filthy rich ...



The pond still held out hope for that other Friday regular, Killer, but all he offered was a dose of Killernomics ...



The header: Rising rate of ignorance on money’s role in inflation; Critics argue central banks rely on shaky theories, with little proof that interest rates meaningfully control inflation.

The caption: Critics argue central bankers rely on uncertain models to guide rate decisions. Picture: NewsWire / Gaye Gerard

Sheesh, an unholy four minutes of Killernomics, IPA style, and again without a single reptile visual distraction:

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you do, you’re misinformed,” is commonly attributed to Mark Twain. Whatever its provenance, it’s wholly accurate when it comes to the breathless nonsense that accompanies any change in official rates by the Reserve Bank, or any other central bank for that matter.
Three eminent economists, Jeff Borland, Peter Dawkins and Ross Garnaut, recently took Australian Financial Review columnist Richard Holden to task in print for accusing the RBA of politicising monetary policy by downplaying the impact of public spending growth on inflation.
I’d like to take them to task for believing movements in the cash rate shifts inflation or unemployment in any observable or even meaningful way. It’s at best a theory without any serious evidence to support it.
In an exclusive interview last week with Hoover Institution senior fellow John Cochrane, one of the world’s top macro and financial economists for many years, I modestly suggested that “small moves in the cash rate could not have any kind of statistically tangible effect on the growth rate of the CPI”.
He went much further. “Let me tell you honestly, we don’t really know if higher interest rates raise inflation or lower inflation,” he responded. “I can tell you, it’s not even a theory, it’s a story.”
The idea basically relies on one data point: the 1980s. “Central banks raised interest rates and inflation came down, but 10 other things happened, too,” Cochrane said, pointing to Reagan’s presidential win, then massive spending cuts. “We fixed Social Security. We cut marginal tax rates from 70 per cent to 28 per cent. So, one episode is always dodgy.”
Another myth peddled around “rates day” is how low unemployment is supposedly inflationary. Yet inflation has been high when unemployment is high or low, rising or falling. It was rampant in the 1970s even as unemployment surged. It was subdued in the late 1990s and 2010s, despite labour markets tightening to levels once thought impossible. Japan has combined near-full employment with near-zero inflation for decades.
Moreover, the very definition of unemployment is arbitrary. The ABS said on Thursday the jobless rate had risen to 4.3 per cent in February, from 4.1 per cent a month earlier. But that definition excludes the near one million potential workers who say they want a job but either haven’t searched recently or aren’t available right away.
Roy Morgan’s far more realistic measure showed that in the same week what it calls the “real unemployment rate” fell to 10.6 per cent from 11.2 per cent in January. So is unemployment currently inflationary or deflationary? Pick your measure.
The reverence accorded official pronouncements is similarly laughable. Since 2012 Australia’s trimmed mean inflation, the one the RBA supposedly cares most about, has been outside the already quite wide 2-3 per cent inflation target for almost nine years, or more than 60 per cent of the time.
In May 2021, the brightest minds at Treasury and the Reserve Bank, using the latest economic models, forecast inflation would never exceed 2.25 per cent across the next three years. Yet within 12 months it had jumped to 6.6 per cent before peaking at 7.8 per cent in late 2023.

Again the pond simply had to break ...




At least Killer managed to work Covid into his yarn, though he failed to mention masks or vaccines ...

And all these were published after governments had pumped Covid stimulus into their economies. Indeed, they were made after inflation had already begun to rise rapidly, and they occurred well before Russia invaded Ukraine in early 2022.
Isn’t it obvious from the Covid years that the money supply, which almost no one talks about, has a far bigger impact on inflation than fiddling with overnight interest rates? Unemployment and inflation both soared everywhere from 2021, another major crack in the idea they are necessarily related.
Not enough people understand that inflation mainly arises from money creation by the banking system through (mainly home) lending, and governments via deficit spending.
More than a quarter of all the Australian dollars in existence were created in the past five years. M3, the broadest measure of money, in Australia grew at around 7.3 per cent, to $3.37 trillion, over the year to January, faster than any other relevant economic variable.
No wonder Australia’s inflation rate, at 3.8 per cent, was the highest in the 38-nation OECD before the war in the Middle East broke out, apart from Turkey, Colombia and handful of former Soviet bloc countries.
At least awareness is spreading. New shadow treasurer Tim Wilson on Wednesday said something no senior mainstream politician has said for years, when asked about inflation. “It’s too much money chasing too few goods. So what we have is more cash going into the economy than our economy is productively producing,” he told ABC radio.
We’re supposedly a free-market economy, yet one of the most important prices is set by bureaucrats who have for decades demonstrably failed to control inflation in the way they say they can. Why do perfectly sensible economic arguments about the folly of government pricing petrol or restaurant meals not apply to interest rates?
“Central banks have two masters,” Cochrane also explained to me. “One is the government, and the other is the banking system. Central banks do hold interest rates down to help governments finance deficits until the inflation gets really bad.”
Perhaps inflation hasn’t been mismanaged by officials who privately understand it, but managed for different ends.
Adam Creighton is Institute of Public Affairs chief economist.

The pond promises not to mock Dame Groan for at least a week ...



Sadly after all that, the pond had to personally supervise the despatch of this day's pearl clutching to the intermittent archive.

RBA board no place for conflict of political interest
Which way did the Treasury secretary jump at Tuesday’s RBA meeting, where the board only narrowly backed the decision to raise the cash rate?
By David Pearl

And as some might feel pity for the Iranian people, caught between three blood thirsty regimes, the pond merely notes that the Australian Daily Zionist News is still carrying out its war-mongering duties.

Evil Islamic regime posed existential threat to free world
This is not a war over territory or resources. It is an urgent act of self-defence for the protection of millions of innocent civilians and more.
By Hillel Newman

The name might not immediately strike a chord, but if you wander down to the end, you immediately catch the reason for the drift ...

Hillel Newman is Israel’s new ambassador to Australia.

The flow of guff culminated in this histrionic word salad ...

Over the past few days, the question has shifted from why and why now to: What comes next? In taking action, we are not only defending our citizens, we are helping to secure a safer and more stable future for our region and for partners such as Australia who share these values.

Some might think it's a weird sort of value, the murdering of 150+ plus Iranian schoolchildren, but whatever, Hillel, you do you ...

Again the pond personally supervised the intermittent archive placement, and merely offers this as a teaser trailer ...



Meanwhile, speaking of Western Civilisation, as the reptiles often do, WaPo offered this chilling headline ...

Israel urges Iranians to revolt but privately assesses they’ll be ‘slaughtered’



Now there's a government of Israel/Western Civilisation value in action ...

Anyone wanting to dive deeper - courtesy Jeff - can follow the link, and there was also this by Franklin Foer in The Atlantic...



And so on, and while there, follow the link to ...

Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done
Allied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing. (*archive link)
Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. He does not think about how his behavior in one place will change the behavior of other people in other places.
He does not consider the wider implications of his decisions. He does not take responsibility when these decisions go wrong. Instead, he acts on whim and impulse, and when he changes his mind—when he feels new whims and new impulses—he simply lies about whatever he said or did before.
For the past 14 months, few foreign leaders have been able to acknowledge that someone without any strategy can actually be president of the United States. Surely, the foreign-policy analysts murmured, Trump thinks beyond the current moment. Surely, foreign statesmen whispered, he adheres to some ideology, some pattern, some plan. Words were thrown around—isolationism, imperialism—in an attempt to place Trump’s actions into a historical context. Solemn articles were written about the supposed significance of Greenland, for example, as if Trump’s interest in the Arctic island were not entirely derived from the fact that it looks very large on a Mercator projection.
This week, something broke. Maybe Trump does not understand the link between the past and the present, but other people do. They can see that, as a result of decisions that Trump made but cannot explain, the Strait of Hormuz is blocked by Iranian mines and drones. They can see oil prices rising around the world and they understand that it is difficult and dangerous for the U.S. Navy to solve this problem. They can also hear the president lashing out, as he has done so many times before, trying to get other people to take responsibility, threatening them if they don’t.

The pond regrets there was simply no time to visit Vlad the Sociopath land ...

Putin Henchman Tossed in Psych Hospital After Shocking Plea to Russians
LOCK AND KEY
A very public call to overthrow the Russian leader came from an unlikely source—and within a matter of hours, that source was locked up. (*archive link)

The pond has learned its lesson ...

I believe!!!
That the coal loving reptiles have a hold of you.
I believe!
That the Lord God has sent me here to celebrate the filthy rich and grifters!

And I believe that God invented Western Civilisation for the good of all
Four legged people!!

And now this, featuring the good oil ...




And now this ... 24 minutes long, but with Hugh and capitalism and economists in the lead roles, and the Emeritus Chairman in a supporting role ...




Thursday, March 19, 2026

In which the pond sends petulant Peta off to the cornfield and so is left with just the swishing Switzer and Jack the wannabe Insider ...

 

The pond has long complained that Thursday is the worst of the worst days in the hive mind calendar, and look no further than this day's outing for evidence it's always dire.

First there's always petulant Peta ...

Islamophobia must be seen for what it is … and isn’t
On International Day to Combat Islamophobia, critics warn that laws and reports may suppress legitimate criticism of religion. True reform must come from within Islam itself.
By Peta Credlin
Columnist

The pond truly appreciates the return of the intermittent archive and personally supervised the uploading of this bigot to that desolate, malfunctioning cornfield... so that all that's needed is a teaser trailer ...



If you wanted a dictionary definition of Islamophobia, you couldn't go past this for an example ...

... there are clearly a lot more radicalised Islamists screaming Allahu Akbar as they take the lives of infidel nonbelievers than there are Christians screaming support for Jesus as they detonate suicide vests or fly planes into buildings.

This at the very time that a bunch of alleged Xians are bombing the heck out of Iranians, not to mention the odd 150+ school girls ...

Petulant Peta went on that way, reminding the pond that atheism really is the only way out of this kind of manic Xian and Islamic mania ... (more on mad Kegsbreath's religion later in this bulletin).

The reptiles compouned this carry on by featuring yet another item worthy of the Australian Daily Zionist News, attempting to tame Tame yet again ...

Tame’s call for intifada has real-world consequences
Grace Tame’s ‘intifada’ call is a threat to all Australians
Grace Tame blames a smear campaign for losing speaking engagements but people and organisations that know what ‘globalising the intifada’ means don’t want you to represent them.
By Marnie Perlstein

What a classic way to carry on a smear campaign and by a typical suspect ...

Marnie Perlstein is a Jewish advocate who lives in Sydney.

The pond didn't want to indulge in the endless reptile smear campaign with even a teaser trailer, what with its opening soft porn snap of Tame, so it was off to the cornfield with that.

But early in the morning that left the pond with just two reptiles, and alas and alack, one of them was the swishing Switzer, still on his rehabilitation tour through the hive mind ...



The header: Is the Iran war testing the limits of American power? Conservative confidence in a US-Israeli victory over Iran may be misplaced. Tehran’s resilience and strategic retaliation suggest a prolonged, high-stakes conflict with no clear end.

The caption for the cavorting King: Trump’s administration assumed decisive advantage over Iran, but Tehran’s response has complicated US objectives. Picture: AFP

On the upside, the swishing Switzer could only manage a three minute read, so the reptiles said, and the presence of the corrupt, narcissistic, demented King gives the pond permission to match it with a 'toon or two ...




And to be fair to the swishing Switzer he hasn't been big on American or Australian adventurism.

 Witness this opening line in the Graudian in March 2015 ...

Tony Abbott’s announcement to deploy 300 Australian army instructors to Iraq by the middle of this year reminds one of Talleyrand’s observations of the Bourbon monarchs: he has learnt nothing and forgotten nothing since the invasion in 2003.
As much as it pains me to say this, the prime minister and other western interventionists – including (of all people) Bill Shorten and Tanya Plibersek – are showing the same contempt for the lessons of history.

With that noted, it was on with the latest history lesson ...

Among many conservative commentators in the US and Australia, the prevailing view of the war with Iran is one of confidence.
The assumption is that the US and Israel hold the decisive advantage and that Tehran will ultimately be forced to accept Western terms. After all, Iran has been subjected to one of the most intense air attacks in history and there is no let-up in sight.
But the war is not unfolding as Washington and Jerusalem expected, and there are no plausible off-ramps to end the conflict in ways that preserve American credibility.
If that is correct, the implications for American power and regional stability could be profound.
Before the US-Israeli strikes on Iran a little more than fortnight ago, Donald Trump appeared to assume that Tehran would ultimately conform to Washington and Jerusalem’s maximalist demands: an end to uranium enrichment, the dismantling of Iran’s ballistic missile program and the termination of its support for militia proxies across the Middle East. But the Iranian leadership was never going to bow to those demands.
When Washington moved a massive concentration of military power into the Persian Gulf in an effort to intimidate Tehran, the Iranians did not buckle.
And when the US and Israel eventually launched their strikes, the apparent assumption was that the killing of supreme leader Ali Khamenei and dozens of senior military commanders would leave the regime so weakened that it would have little choice but to capitulate to American demands – or that the resulting instability would lead to regime change, with Iran’s new leaders accepting Washington’s terms. However, the regime remains firmly in place and appears to possess more leverage than Washington or Jerusalem initially imagined.
With its back against the wall and convinced that it faces an existential threat, Tehran has responded with the full range of its capabilities. It has retaliated directly against Israel, struck at American interests and allied facilities in the Persian Gulf, and moved to stop the flow of oil and disrupt shipping through the Strait of Hormuz – steps that are already generating serious tremors in global energy markets.
Washington is so worried about rising petrol prices at the pump that it has granted Russia sanctions relief to allow more oil on to global markets – a development that represents a windfall for Russian leader Vladimir Putin as he continues to prosecute his war in Ukraine.
What, precisely, the US – or Israel, for that matter – has gained from this conflict is far from clear.

As a result of the swishing Switzer being a tad short weight, the reptiles dropped in just one visual distraction:

Iran’s leadership has survived US-Israeli strikes and remains firmly in control, maintaining leverage in negotiations. Picture: AFP




Speaking of middle East influencers ...



Then it was time for the final gobbet:

And if Trump wants to bring the war to a successful conclusion, the obvious question is whether he has any credible off-ramp. At this stage there is none in sight.
The Iranian regime has not been decisively defeated and it has both the incentive and the capability to prolong the conflict while further threatening the international economy.
The key question, therefore, is how Washington expects to persuade Tehran to settle.
Inside the administration, officials sometimes speak as if the US and Israel alone determine the course of events – that they decide when the war begins, when it ends and the terms Iran must accept. Trump says the war will end “when I feel it in my bones”.
But international politics rarely works that way. The Iranians have a say and any settlement must take their interests into account.
Punishment alone is unlikely to force Tehran to capitulate. Iran has long prepared for the possibility of major military confrontation and appears ready to absorb substantial damage while escalating in response.
Strikes on critical infrastructure inside Iran will almost certainly provoke retaliation against strategic and economic targets across the Gulf and in Israel.
Iran’s arsenal of ballistic missiles and drones gives it a significant capacity to inflict serious damage across the region.
Nor does Tehran have any incentive to settle on America’s terms. To make matters worse, Iranian leaders will expect tangible gains – sanctions relief, financial compensation and guarantees that the attacks will not start again anytime soon.
Indeed, as time passes and the economic and geopolitical costs of the war mount, Iran’s bargaining position could strengthen rather than weaken. Could a long war play to Tehran’s advantage?
If the conflict begins to inflict serious damage on the global economy, Trump may have no choice but to bring the war to an end. Should that happen, Tehran may well claim an ugly victory – and many will ask what this war was about in the first place.

And as always there needs to be a promotion as part of the rehabilitation tour.

Tom Switzer is presenter of Switzerland, a podcast about politics, modern history and international relations.

Lesson learned...



The pond is sure that Milne and Shephard won't mind.

Then it was on to the bonus, and for reasons best known to Jack the wannabe Insider, he decided to tuck into a serve of Tucker ...




The header: How Tucker Carlson became a one-man PR megafactory; Carlson might maintain some level of deniability, but scratch away the ‘just asking questions’ veneer and he is never far away from antisemitism.

The caption: Tucker Carlson speaks on stage on the 2024 Republican National Convention. Picture: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images

If the pond wanted a serve of deeply weird America, it would usually revert to The Bulwark or tabloids of The Daily Beast/HuffPo kind ...

For example, this outing by Julie Ingersoll ...What Pete Hegseth’s Spiritual Mentor Wants for America  Pastor-theologian Douglas Wilson advocates theocracy, the restriction of the franchise from women and nonbelievers, and much else—and he is closer than ever to real power.



Nuttier than an Xmas fruitcake, and fruitier too ... and yet this is the drunk notionally in charge of the current crusade!

The likes of Will Sommer have made a career out of observing the antics of the likes of Laura Loomer...

Laura Loomer Gets Roasted on Trip to India Plus: Disgraced manfluencer declares victory, reveals true colors.

And there are a host of "influencers" feeding on each other on assorted platforms as a way of driving clicks and views ...

It's an easy way to fill in time, and Jack is easy ...

In yet another brazen act of self-promotion, Tucker Carlson has claimed he is on the cusp of arrest in the US. Looking trim and tan – the Ozempic and Coke Zero diet seems to be working – Carlson took to the cameras on Sunday, with a vague tale of his texts being read by the CIA.
He could face criminal charges of acting in service of a foreign power – aka fraternising with the enemy – he said, due to “some” conversations he had with “some” Iranians before the war started.
It’s not clear what evidence the former CNN and Fox News host has, but I do know Ayatollah Khamenei had an X account. I attempted to lure the late Supreme Leader of the Islamic Federation of Iran into a Twitter conversation a couple of years ago. Perhaps wisely, he had chosen to keep his DMs closed. But I’m sure a blue tick buddy could always slide in and ask the Ayatollah how the family’s going.
The notion that Carlson and Khamenei were online pen pals is not entirely ridiculous. “Iran and America have nothing to fight about,” Carlson said in a podcast in July last year, in the wake of the US strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities.
In more recent times, Carlson claimed the Iran war was driven by Israel’s “regional hegemony” and was not in the national interests of the US.

And yet a broken clock can be right a couple of times in a 24 hours cycle, and there's plenty of evidence to hand to support the notion that the Iran war has been driven by Israel’s “regional hegemony” and was not in the national interests of the US.

Up until recent attacks, the US had attempted to avoid attacking key Iranian oil facilities - possibly presuming that there would be an end to the war and that the mess would have to be fixed and that a shortfall in oil would play havoc with the world's economy - as if Benji cared about any of that - and left the assassinations and the adventure in Lebanon to the government of Israel.

Of course the point of being an influence is being noticed, so Tucker will shape shift in a trice ...

Vladimir Putin gives an interview to US talk show host Tucker Carlson at the Kremlin in February, 2024. Picture: Gavriil Grigorov / AFP




The pond has no time for Tucker's fellow travelling with Vlad the Sociopath - the irony of Vlad bleating to the UN about the Iran excursion is beyond the valley of stupidity - but it's not as if Vlad hasn't had a lot of encouragement from the King himself ... a man with way more clout than Tucker, and always willing to present Vlad the Sociopath in the best possible light ...



Jack tries to have fun with this self-serving carry on, but comes off as a lightweight himself ...

One imagines US intelligence agencies have a bit on at the ­moment but should Tucker’s clairvoyance come to pass and he is bundled off to the slammer, we should bow our heads in sorrow for the poor bugger who has to share a cell with him.
Can you imagine it? “So tell me, El Chapo, how are you feeling now? How did you feel after I asked you how you are feeling? You still want to shiv me in the left eyeball? We’ll circle back to that.”
A one-man PR megafactory, Carlson is fresh from an earlier bizarre and ultimately refuted claim that he was harassed by Israeli officials during his brief fly-in, fly-out interview with the US ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee.
Apart from a quick selfie taken outside Ben Gurion Airport, Carlson stayed between the airport’s four walls where, he said, Israeli government officials detained him. They didn’t and the Israelis have the CCTV to prove it. The US government also confirmed the incident was a fantasy.
Former Israeli prime minister Naftali Bennett called Carlson “a chickenshit” and “a phony”.
The Huckabee interview went to air on X, racking up two million views almost immediately, with another three million on other platforms. Huckabee batted away Carlson’s themes of Israel pulling US strings. Carlson sneered his way through the interview. According to Carlson, Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Texas senator Ted Cruz are “Christian Zionists” who he “dislikes more than anybody”.
We know this because Carlson said it during his podcast with guest Nick Fuentes in October last year. Fuentes is a white supremacist, Holocaust denier and vicious antisemite who invariably spews out hate and hyper-aggression, which is odd, given Fuentes looks like he couldn’t go three rounds with Mahatma Gandhi.

Yet here's the thing... Fuentes is another shape-shifter, which is why you could read the Daily Beast a couple of weeks ago ... Far-Right Influencer Revolts Against Trump: ‘Vote Democrat’

“Something has gone horribly wrong,” a fuming Fuentes, 27, said during a new podcast episode, while seated beside a hat emblazoned with the words “America First.”
“The movement is something else now. And what we need in 2028—this is our last chance. We need in 2026 for this administration to be shut the f--- down.”
“What does this administration do, other than cover up the Epstein files, embezzle money through government contracts, and bring us to war for Israel,” Fuentes, who has a history of being accused of antisemitism, went on.
He continued: “This administration needs to be shut down immediately. Do not vote in the midterms, and if you do, vote for Democrats, f--- this.”
Fuentes, whose show draws between 500,000 and 1 million views per episode, escalated further, urging voters to metaphorically “burn down the house with them inside.”

And so on, and anything for the clicks and controversy, and that's the way it goes in that weird world, and don't get the pond started on Candace ... Candace Owens; Tucker Carlson with Nick Fuentes. Picture: Facebook





If you want an idle distraction, you can spend time on YouTube watching the three amigos aka the three potato boys take on Candace ...

Candace Owens’s Erika Kirk Docuseries Is NUTS

Candace Owens' latest conspiracy theory is batsh*t crazy

Go down that Candace rabbit hole and you might never see daylight again.

And yet Erica Kirk herself is deeply weird and always contriving to get herself into some kind of war or feud ... it's the nature of the beast:

College Republicans Chapter Collapses After Erika Kirk’s Visit (*archive link)



More deeply weird American younglings.

Social media and the need for clicks and likes has driven the United States mad.

It's a pity that Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die has such a lame final act, because it's opening vision of younglings in the classroom, in thrall to their phones and marching on a substitute teacher, is a hoot ...



Meanwhile, Jack was stuck back in ancient times ...

Fuentes admitted that he’s “always (been) an admirer” of Stalin. The old mass-murdering paranoiac’s birthday is on December 18 and every year, apparently, Fuentes draws a big red circle around it on his calendar.
Fuentes admires Hitler a little more than Stalin. Presumably, the party hats and fairy cakes come out on April 20, too.
Carlson remained cheerful and warm throughout. He’d been waiting so long to meet Fuentes, he gushed, before Fuentes geared up to unleash a litany of antisemitic tropes.
In terms of vodcast views, the high watermark was Tucker Carlson’s interview with Vladimir Putin in February 2024 where Carlson stoically sat for more than two hours, nodding his head at the right times, while Putin regaled him with 9th century revisionist Russian history.
When it came to asking the tough questions, Carlson preferred Moscow’s streets to the Kremlin, only to become bedazzled by Russian supermarkets. It was not so much the bounty on the shelves inside that caught his eye but the coin-operated shopping trolley concept. Chuck a kopeck in the trolley and away you go but bear in mind, in order to get that kopeck back, a shopper has to put the trolley in its designated corral. Carlson looked on, mouth agape in wonder, like a macaque witnessing a pea and thimble trick.
Obviously, the bloke has never shopped at Aldi.
The downside to this miracle of Russian retailing is, if you cause a stink in the fruit and veg aisle, you’ll either be kicked to death by the FSB there and then, or more likely, given cursory firearms training, dispatched to the Zaporizhzhian front and told to go your hardest.

Jack again led with an easy ploy ... Tucker Carlson and Clive Palmer give a press conference ahead of the Australian Freedom Conference at the Palmers Fig Tree Pocket Estate. Picture: NewsWire / Glenn Campbell




Barking mad of course, but what happens when you go looking for sanity? You end up right back with King Donald ...



There's nothing so lame as someone trading on influencers while resolutely unaware that what was true a nanosecond ago is no longer valid a nanosecond later...

Carlson was raised in California as a Democrat and commenced the well-trodden pathway from the left to the right many years ago. He has since veered into the margins to trumpet Christian nationalism and US isolationism, combined with what Ted Cruz ­described as “an obsession with ­Israel”. Other MAGA podcasters and influencers like Steve Bannon, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly have broken ranks with the White House over the Iranian War but only Carlson seems so fixated on Israel.
Is MAGA splintering under the weight of it? It’s clear Tucker’s outside the tent playing sword fights with Alex Jones, at least according to Donald Trump. “Tucker has lost his way. He’s not Maga. Maga is saving our country. Maga is making our country great again.
“Maga is America first, and Tucker is none of those things. And Tucker is really not smart enough to understand that.”

Jack's quoting King Donald as some sort of authority?




It's just another variation on MAGA madness, and ssssh, don't mention Epstein.

And so to the closing line ...

Carlson might maintain some level of deniability, but scratch away the “just asking questions” veneer and he is never far away from antisemitism. Be it on the left, or right, or God only knows where when it comes to Tucker, antisemitism is the ugly but inevitable end to anti-war sentiment.

Just roll that one around on your tongue ...

...antisemitism is the ugly but inevitable end to anti-war sentiment.

Yeah nah, you can think in an anti-war way that the current excursion is a mad folly without ending up anti-Semitic, though you might end up with a healthy contempt for the current government of Israel.

It turns out a broken clock can take into account the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and the West Bank, and that can't be easily wiped away by an easy line proposing that it's merely anti-Semitism.

Nah yeah ... Tucker might be a compleat loon, but so are the loons who scribble each day for the Australian Daily Zionist News ...

And now this ...



The beefy boofhead is always good for a laugh ... and now this ...




Wednesday, March 18, 2026

In which the bromancer and "Ned" grapple with King Donald's folly ...


King Donald has finally got what he worked so diligently to achieve. 

International pariah state status.

And domestically things are a little on the nose. 

Even gutter dwellers of the Tim Pool kind are breaking away ... MAGA Pod Bros Rally Around Top Trump Official After Sudden Exit (*archive link)



That letter in CU?




Oh dear, and yet the news sounded so good in the lizard Oz ... 

After all, there's nothing like a couple of assassinations and Israel government anarchy to stir the lizard Oz blood, and get the hive mind's heart pounding away ...




But the business plan seemed in some kind of trouble ...



A buck for two months? That's the level of the bait and switch that's now needed?

But, for all its many failings,  the intermittent archive comes free...

Down below the news hovered the bromancer, and the pond immediately turned to him for advice and help, only to discover the proud reptile warrior was surprisingly gloomy:



The header: US and Iran locked in ‘horrible equilibrium’ with no clear path to victory: The US-Iran conflict has reached a dangerous equilibrium with Iran still controlling the Strait of Hormuz and Trump unable to achieve regime change.

The caption for the grinning, gesticulating loon: US President Donald Trump in Washington on Monday. Picture: AFP

The bromancer opened by hinting that a quagmire was in the making ...

Donald Trump and the mullahs have reached an ugly stalemate, perhaps indeed a quagmire, in Iran.
The war is poised at an unstable, dynamic and horrible equilibrium, where the US can’t quite win, and Iran won’t quite lose.
No matter what happens from here, Trump, and Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu, have greatly weakened Iran.
But while the Israelis may be satisfied that they have “mown the grass”, crippling the Iranian threat for a while, Trump has not met several key objectives.
There’s no sign of regime collapse, though that can happen suddenly, or even regime alteration. The Iranian President has been humiliated, but the presidency has never been a powerful post. The Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps, rightly considered a terrorist group by many Western nations, shows no sign of breaking. It seems to be indoctrinated at sufficient depth, like its creation Hamas, that one fallen leader is simply replaced by others.
Yet without regime change, the Iranian threat will in time simply re-emerge.
Trump has also hit the limits of US unilateralism and his own chaotic communications style. Having abused and humiliated allies, he’s now calling for their naval assistance in the dangerous business of clearing the Strait of Hormuz.
No one is volunteering, even those nations sending military resources into the region.
It may be impossible to clear the Strait without a land invasion of Iran. It’s a very narrow waterway. Any Iranian boat can lay a sea mine, any diver attach an explosive to a ship’s hull. It may be possible to suppress Iranian missile firing, though the US hasn’t yet achieved that. It’s impossible to suppress drones, which can easily be fired off the back of a truck.

The reptiles did their best to inspire hope in the bromancer, Liberia-flagged tanker Shenlong Suezmax, carrying crude oil from Saudi Arabia, in Mumbai, India, last week. Picture: AP




But these days oils ain't oils ...

Iran also shows every sign of being able to keep up economically crippling attacks on its Gulf Arab neighbours. It’s still firing missiles in small numbers but has plenty of drones. Combined with closing the Strait of Hormuz, that means Tehran can impose a massive economic cost on the whole world, and an acute disruption on US allies in the Gulf.
One of Trump’s greatest strengths is his brazenness. He indicated a week ago that he could declare victory and go home. No one is better able to turn on a dime than Trump. But if he goes home while Iran still has the Strait of Hormuz shut, and perhaps before it even agrees to a ceasefire, that would be, notwithstanding the damage it’s taken, a significant win for Iran’s theocratic, totalitarian and blood-soaked regime.
There are a few other aspects of the equation which have got too little attention. The US and Israel have destroyed most of Iran’s conventional military forces, its navy and air force, much of its command structure, its industrial/military facilities and much of its missile stock and missile production facilities.
That’s hugely significant. But here is a key element of the jigsaw missing from most analysis. Iran has not used its conventional military forces much at all in its tremendous terror, destabilisation and proxy military campaigns.
The Iranian military and political leadership – in complete contrast to the Australian Defence establishment – understand profoundly the power of asymmetric warfare.
Asymmetric warfare is undertaken by weaker powers against stronger powers. Drones are a quintessential asymmetric weapon. So is terrorism. So are proxy militias. So is cyber warfare.

The reptiles decided to parrot King Donald's talking points...

US President Donald Trump has warned the United States is “locked and loaded” to destroy Iran’s key oil export hub on Kharg Island. Trump said the military could wipe out the facility “on five minutes’ notice” if he decided to give the order. The president described the island as Iran’s “crown jewel” and one of the regime’s most valuable strategic assets. Kharg Island handles the vast majority of Iran’s oil exports and is central to the country’s energy industry. US forces previously struck military targets on the island but deliberately avoided destroying the oil infrastructure.




Somebody forgot to tell the bromancer he should have sounded locked and loaded ...

So is disinformation.
All these things don’t cost much money, certainly compared with aircraft carriers and the like. They will be relatively easy for Iran to rebuild.
Israel has been shocked at how heavily the Shia terrorist militia Hezbollah has rearmed itself in Lebanon. Israel had inflicted massive damage on Hezbollah. The elimination of the Syrian regime was thought to have diminished if not eliminated Hezbollah’s resupply lines. The Lebanese state was supposedly newly empowered to disarm Hezbollah. There was a formal ceasefire and commitments made by Hezbollah about demilitarising.
Yet in the current conflict, Hezbollah initiated hostilities with Israel and is still firing rockets, drones, artillery and other projectiles into northern Israel, despite massive, renewed conventional military effort by Jerusalem.
The loyalty of the Iranian proxies to the mullahs in this conflict has been a shock for Western military planners. The Houthis are active again in Yemen, pro-Iranian forces are active again in Iraq. Pro-Iranian terror attacks have occurred again in the US.
This doesn’t mean Trump’s action was futile, or even unnecessary. It does show that with a determined enemy there are very few “short” wars and no predictable or guaranteed outcomes.
The other objective Trump seems unlikely to meet is definitively ending Iran’s nuclear program. Iran has 400kg of uranium enriched to 60 per cent, which is nearly weapons grade. Most of it seems to be stored near Isfahan. If there’s no regime change, the only guarantee for the US would be for special forces to go in physically and take the uranium out. That would be unbelievably dangerous.
Trump could alternatively order his forces to take Kharg Island, through which Iran gets 90 per cent of its income. But this would be a big, dangerous ground operation, which the US public is completely unprepared for.
The US could bomb Iranian electricity and other civilian infrastructure. But that inflicts a terrible human toll, doesn’t guarantee regime change and could generate millions of refugees.
The likeliest outcome may be that Washington and Tehran, on back channels, negotiate a ceasefire, even without the achievement of many US strategic aims.

No clamouring for a dinkum Oz ship to head off to the gulf and join in the action? No call to arms, no celebration of AUKUS?

What on earth has gone wrong with the bromancer?



Sadly the bro ignored his eternal war on China - not one mention of China in his piece! - so allow the pond to help out.

Trump Goes on Wild Rant as Irish PM Struggles Not to Laugh
FULL OF WIND
President Donald Trump reignited one of his favorite grievances, and the Irish prime minister could barely stifle his laughter at the absurdity. (*archive link)

Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin could barely keep a straight face as President Donald Trump launched a rant about one of his signature complaints: windmills.
In an Oval Office appearance to commemorate St. Patrick’s Day, Trump took a question from a British reporter on U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s hesitation to fully support Trump’s war in Iran with the U.K.’s entire military might.
The president said he was disappointed with Starmer before going on an unintelligible rant about energy and wind turbines, which he constantly refers to as windmills.
“Windmills all over the country, destroying those gorgeous Scottish fields,” Trump said, reiterating his longtime hatred.
The president then repeated his lie that China, by and large, the world’s largest producer and user of wind energy, doesn’t use windmills.
“Windmills, which don’t work, uh, they’re tremendously expensive, and the best testament to that is the windmills are made in China, but China doesn’t use them,” Trump complained.

And so on and on, and that reminded the pond of another angle ...

How the Iran War Could Consolidate China’s Energy Dominance
Amid global oil and gas disruptions, China stands prepared for the electrostate era.
By Jason Bordoff, a columnist at Foreign Policy

...China appears highly vulnerable. Roughly half of its crude imports and a third of its LNG imports transit the Strait of Hormuz. With so much at stake, China’s foreign ministry quickly called for an end to hostilities and for all parties to ensure safe passage through the strait. This is why some analysts have cast Beijing as the likely “big loser” of Trump’s strike on Iran.
Yet over the longer term, there are at least three reasons China may emerge as a surprising beneficiary.
First, for more than two decades Beijing has pursued an energy security strategy designed precisely for moments like this. At its core is electrification: shifting more of the economy away from direct oil and gas consumption and thereby reducing exposure to volatile oil and gas markets prone to geopolitical disruption.
More than 30 percent of China’s final energy consumption now comes from electricity, compared with just over 20 percent globally. More than half of the cars sold in China are electric, the result of deliberate policies aimed as much at energy security as emissions reduction. The International Energy Agency estimates China has avoided 1.2 million barrels per day of oil demand growth since 2019 and now projects Chinese oil demand will peak in 2027, two years earlier than previously expected.
Beijing has also worked to generate as much of its electricity as possible from domestic sources. Coal and renewables dominate the power mix, while nearly all electricity demand growth in 2024 was met by clean sources, led by solar and wind. Half of all nuclear reactors under construction worldwide are in China. Although the country imports natural gas, only a modest share is used for power generation. In the event of prolonged LNG disruptions, China can lean more heavily on domestic sources of energy such as coal to bridge the gap.
China would still feel the sting of a global oil shock, of course. But its push to become an electrostate—rather than doubling down on crude production—has reduced its exposure. The United States may be the world’s largest oil producer and a major net exporter, yet because oil is priced globally, American consumers feel the pain at the pump just the same. The most durable hedge against oil shocks is to consume less oil, not merely to produce more.

All that ranting and railing at windmills and renewables by the lizards of Oz, and suddenly there's talk of the joys of being an electrostate?

Likely it was too much for King Donald and the lizard Oz hive mind to comprehend.

Putting King Donald fun aside momentarily, there were other reptiles out and about this day, and thank the long absent lord that the pond could consign them to the intermittent archive.

That took care of Dame Slap celebrating capitalism ...

The two faces of Mike Cannon-Brookes
All this talk of sacking people with heart and humanity can’t hide the fact Cannon-Brookes is – at heart – a brutal capitalist. And there’s no shame in that.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

It's not just sacking the planet that she loves, she loves all sorts of sackings, and brutalism of the most brutal kind.

And these pearls of wisdom could drop into the void ... the pond will accept no wannabe Dame Groan substitutes.

Bullock and her board are the authors of their own predicament
With the RBA’s credibility in tatters after a string of poor decisions and economic calls during the past few years, their hand was forced.
By David Pearl

If the pond wants that sort of commentary, it rarely finds the need to go beyond the infallible Pope ...



And the pond is by now well over the Canavan caravan, and so well over ancient Troy trying to pump up the hagiographical volume...

How a former communist plans to save the Nationals
What matters is not Canavan’s past but the future of the Nationals and the Coalition. The upshot is that Canavan should not be underestimated.
By Troy Bramston
Senior Writer

The pond knows from bitter experience that there's nothing worse than some fundamentalist religious nutter deciding to turn into an atheist nutter, unless it's the process in reverse - atheist turns Opus Dei - and ditto silly young men attracted to communism, who in later days turn into loons of the "coals that batter" Canavan caravan kind.

See Emeritus chairman Rupert for how that plays ... how easy it is to toss off talk of being young Red Rupert, and then in baleful older age, don the black shirt and red MAGA cap, especially if there's a buck in the offing and blood to sell to a vampire...

Never mind, that diligent weeding and sorting left room for "Ned's" natter to join the bromancer blathering about the war...



The header posing an enormously silly couple of questions: Trump as wartime President – is he fit for purpose? Having attacked Iran with no reference to allies, Trump now needs everybody’s help. Suddenly, he is desperate for an allied coalition. Who would have believed?

The caption for the orange clown: US President Donald Trump speaks to reporters before boarding Marine One. Picture: Brendan Smialowski / AFP

Only in the hive mind could you find a reptile still wondering if King Donald was fit for purpose ...



Okay, the pond needs some help to get through this modest sojourn with "Ned, because he wasjust as gloomy as the bromancer.

On the upside, "Ned" kept this Everest climb to a seemly four minute amble up a modest hill, stuffing it full of banal observations and laughable billy goat butts of the "final judgments still await" kind ...

The world is now seeing another side of Donald Trump – a President under serious pressure over a war he chose but confronting the consequence of a conflict spinning out of his control.
The assumption that many commentators made at the start, myself included, is that Trump at some stage would declare a victory and evacuate the field. But the Iranian regime has made that option far more complicated. Trump is now trapped since this conflict has evolved into two related wars.
The first war has proceeded well in a military sense, given large-scale destruction of Iran’s military and naval capacity that must leave a diminished regime – but Trump’s blunder was his pledge of regime change from the air, an idea historically improbable and ignorant of the nature of the regime and of Iranian identity.
Trump told the regime’s military to “lay down your weapons” or “face certain death”. Final judgments still await, but this bravado seems to have misunderstood the fanatical ideology and structural power of the regime. Into the third week the regime is not only still alive and functioning but is spreading chaos and destruction, attacking the Gulf states and effectively closing the Strait of Hormuz – squeezing global energy supplies, driving up prices and threatening the world economy.

The reptiles flung in a standard snap of the King ...President Donald Trump waves as he boards Air Force One. Picture: Juloa Demaree / AP Photo.




The pond had passed up several chances to celebrate the king, but couldn't resist any longer ...





It was becoming clear that "Ned" couldn't cope, and so he reverted to his usual impression of a headless chook scuttling about, startled by falling clouds ...

There is no sign Trump foresaw or planned for such a contingency. Yet this scenario has been basic to US and Western war-gaming conflicts with Iran for years. It is further evidence that Trump launched this war with an irresponsible lack of planning and a disastrous misjudgment about the regime’s capacity to provoke a global energy crisis.
The Wall Street Journal reported on March 13 that Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine warned the President in several briefings before the war that a US attack could prompt Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz and possibly deploy mines, drones and missiles to disrupt the world’s vital shipping corridor.
Yet Trump, while acknowledging the risk, said Iran would likely be forced to capitulate before such a decision and, even if Iran tried, the US military could handle it. This seems to reflect the ignorant and cavalier attitude of Trump towards his most important war decision as President. It is like his tariff policy – Trump acts without thinking issues through.
It raises the question: to what extent has Trump undermined US national security decision-making? America risks living with a wartime President who lacks the emotional and intellectual strengths for the task.

The reptiles slipped in a snap of the general with a surprisingly modest array of scrambled eggs for decor ... Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Caine



What about the real warrior? Couldn't the reptiles rustle up a snap of their onetime Faux Noise kissing cousin?





At least "Ned" took note of China in his piece ...

The regime, while damaged, has now put Trump under pressure. Trump is being forced to accept as a war goal something he never envisaged – having to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
How to do this? Well, Trump doesn’t really know.
Last week Trump said “We’ve won.” Yet he now battles to thwart a global energy crisis. Having accepted that he must free up the strait, the President can hardly declare victory and head to the exit with the world facing an oil shortage, higher inflation and weaker economic growth.
This is turning into a battle of US power versus Iran’s endurance. The regime’s tactic is to impose such political pain on Trump that he cracks under the pressure. It targets Trump’s vulnerability: that he lacks the temperament or the character to fight for the long haul.
Trump’s bravado never stops. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said: “The Pentagon has been planning for Iran’s desperate and reckless closure of the Strait of Hormuz for decades, and it has been part of the Trump administration’s planning well before Operation Epic Fury was ever launched.”
The world awaits. In the interim, the story is ominous. While declaring victory, Trump has appealed to a range of nations – Britain, France, China, Japan and South Korea – to send ships to help the US to reopen the strait. His appeal implies the US can’t do the job alone. Having attacked Iran with no reference to allies, Trump now needs everybody’s help. Suddenly, he is desperate for an allied coalition. Who would have believed?

Who could have doubted? Only clueless reptiles stuck in the lizard Oz hive mind.

Cue a snap of Xi, Chinese President Xi Jinping, left, and Chinese Premier Li Qiang arrives for the closing ceremony of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference. Picture: Vincent Thian / AP Photo.




Oh, the poor king, left dangling ...




"Ned" ended on a gloomy, almost defeatist, note, dangling in the void with the Faux Noise King ...

In an interview with the Financial Times, Trump threatened NATO countries, saying if it’s a negative response “I think it will be very bad for the future of NATO”. Incredibly, he implies this is a test of the alliance. But NATO countries will need to think hard about sending ships to a likely doomed mission since the narrowness of the strait becomes a killing field for Iranian missiles.
As for China, the main US rival and a close supporter of Iran, Trump wants to delay his upcoming visit to China to put pressure on Beijing to help in the Gulf. So the Iran war is stretching into US-China relations. He needs China’s help – not a smart prelude to talks with Xi Jinping.
As for Russia, Trump has made it a big winner by relaxing sanctions on its energy exports. The power reality is alarming: the more Trump expends US resources in the Middle East, the more Russia and China are the winners.
Trump cannot let Iran win the energy war, but what price to stop it? The other option is ground forces, an option Trump has kept open with his deployment of a marine force to the region.
As the Journal said, Trump might now face a choice between defeat or escalation, neither being remotely entertained a few weeks ago. Trump began this war with devastating damage to Iran’s military capabilities and a powerful sense that reckoning time had come for Iran’s terrorist and fanatical regime. The problem lies in his manifest defects as a war leader – the grave shadow that hangs over this crisis.

 Really? That's the best "Ned's" got?

His manifest defects as a war leader, as if those were the only defects in a wretch so defective he might as well be a Tesla cybertruck.

The pond found this vastly more amusing, even if its explanation of the reasons for start of the first world war is inclined to the mindlessly simplistic ...




Now will somebody shush that baby, the reptiles haven't caught a decent night's sleep in days ...




And finally, the pond is currently on an LBC/James O'Brien jag ...