Friday, August 21, 2026

Need the pond offer more? A Killer time, and with Our Henry too ...

 

The pond leapt on Our Henry like a starving wolf or hound in urgent need of nourishment, with a serve of the best of Western Civilisation.

Sure, the pond hadn't paused to do a survey of this day's lizard Oz offerings, sure the headline ominously warned of a treatise on Gina's pampered pet ...but Thucydides!



The header: Authenticity of Pauline Hanson to keep Labor in power; One Nation’s permanent fixture is eating into the Coalition’s core vote – proving that enduring authenticity beats policy depth.

The caption for the bog standard snap of Gina's pet looking smug and supercilious, if only someone would explain what that word meant: Thirty years after entering parliament, Pauline Hanson’s brand of unabashed authenticity continues to reshape the right side of Australian politics. Picture: Tony Gough

The pond drooled in anticipation. 

A bigly five minutes of Our Henry using the very best references from his dictionary of quotes to demolish the bottle-bred ranga:

Thirty years after she rose in parliament to warn that Australia was “in danger of being swamped by Asians”, Pauline Hanson has finally succeeded in swamping someone herself: the Liberal Party.
Newspoll’s August 9 survey has One Nation level with Labor on 29 per cent of the primary vote, with the Coalition sunk to just 18 per cent, its lowest primary vote on record. Roy Morgan a day later had One Nation ahead of Labor, 26 to 25.5 per cent, with the Coalition on 22. Pollsters disagree on who is running second; they all agree that a party founded in an Ipswich fish-and-chip shop is now contesting the lead in the national polls.
In part, Hanson’s rise reflects the old adage: persistence beats resistance. She has been a fixture of Australian politics for three decades, and longevity of that kind converts a personality into a well-known brand.
Familiarity, in turn, provides resilience – not least by undermining the demonisation tactics so effectively deployed against her years ago. A figure who has survived three decades in politics, including a wrongful imprisonment, cannot credibly be portrayed to the electorate as a wild and dangerous quantity; she has already been tried, in every sense of the word, and outlasted the verdict.
Meanwhile, her policies – and One Nation has plenty of them – remain what they have long been: vague in places, ill-judged in others, and sometimes simply unworkable. But it is far from clear how much that now counts against her.
The Australian Election Study asks, at each federal election, whether the major parties “keep their promises”; since 2019, neither party has ever convinced more than 23 per cent of voters that it does. Were the question put today – after changes to capital gains tax and negative gearing that Anthony Albanese had ruled out “for the 50th time” barely a year before – that proportion would surely be lower still.
Little wonder then that no one believes Labor’s National Platform, adopted barely three weeks ago, provides a reliable guide to what Labor will actually do. As for the opposition, try asking Liberal voters what their own party truly stands for.
But it isn’t only policy credibility that has collapsed; party attachment has weakened even more dramatically. In 1990, 4 per cent of Australians said they felt close to no political party; by 2025 that figure had reached an unprecedented 25 per cent, while just 34 per cent said they always voted the same way, a record low. As voters become less attached to party labels, the leader’s own persona plays an ever-increasing role in the political battle.
That factor may be the one that matters most. That Australians are disillusioned with political elites is hardly news: of the 28 major-party leader ratings at elections since 1987, three of the four lowest were recorded in the last three elections. As faith in politicians’ promises has collapsed, so has confidence that they hold any settled convictions at all.
There is, in contrast, no doubt that Hanson has steadfastly remained herself. She has kept raising the same uncomfortable subjects – immigration, multiculturalism, national sovereignty – others chose to ignore. That hardly means she offers good answers. But she at least has the courage to address good questions – and to do so without equivocating.

Well that was disappointing. A kind back-handed approval of Gina's pet for asking good questions, and not a single example of astonishing insights from Western Civilisation.

Even worse, the caption for the sole snap to break up Our Henry's text suggested a dire turn ... Unlike France’s Marine Le Pen, who built a disciplined party machine, Pauline Hanson’s movement remains dependent on a single figure. Picture: AFP



Not Le Pen?!

Is there no one Our Henry might invoke?

Outspokenness and consistency have given her something even rarer in Australian public life than competence: the ring of authenticity. Lionel Trilling brilliantly identified the mechanism more than half a century ago. Sincerity, he argued, asks whether what you say matches what you believe; but once society itself comes to be seen as a stage on which everyone is merely “playing the role of being ourselves”, sincerity no longer guarantees very much at all.

Lionel's a good first step. 

The pond immediately rushed off to its book of quotes to be reminded of a thrilling Trilling:

“Insanity is a direct and appropriate response to the coercive inauthenticity of society ... it is an act, expressing the intention of the insane person to meet and overcome to coercive situation; and whether or not it succeed in this intention, it is at least an act of criticism which exposes the true nature of society” ― Lionel Trilling, Sincerity and Authenticity 

And again:

“In any genre it may happen that the first great example contains the whole potentiality of the genre. It has been said that all philosophy is a footnote to Plato. It can be said that all prose fiction is a variation on the theme of Don Quixote.

It could be said that all lizard Oz columns are but a variation on the theme of Our Henry ... but will there be more astonishing insights from Western Civilisation?

Spoiler alert, the pond was shattered to discover that Our Henry had banished the ancient Greeks and Romans, and any thought of a medieval sage ...not even a Locke or a Burke disturbed the text:

What steps into that vacuum is authenticity. The issue is no longer whether you say what you mean. It is whether you are who you say you are, so that voters know what they are getting. An unabashed rogue, such as Donald Trump, can then seem preferable to a dishonest priest – and it is worth recalling that Hanson, unlike most alleged crooks, was actually exonerated.
But Hanson is not only unmistakably authentic. As elites drift ever further from everyday Australians, she appears closer than her political rivals to their concerns, their fears and even their hopes. With only a small minority of voters telling the 2025 election study that “people like them” have much influence on government, that makes her authenticity an extraordinarily valuable asset: she seems “something like me” and at least she is not pretending to be anything else.
There is, in that, a striking resemblance to Marine Le Pen, the leader of France’s right-wing Rassemblement National (National Rally) party. Like Hanson, she has drawn strength from decades of visible continuity, deployed with systematic discipline to shed a truly demonic image: Le Pen’s own father, the party’s founder, was a Holocaust-denying antisemite with documented links to former Nazis, leaving a political inheritance so toxic that Hanson’s pales beside it.
And Le Pen too offers a clear, stable and unquestionably authentic political identity against leaders the electorate no longer trusts. At a moment when confidence in personal political efficacy has collapsed, voting for her seems the only way to secure the real change other politicians promise but never provide.
The result is that despite a recently upheld conviction, voters have flocked to the RN, placing Le Pen ahead of her rivals for the 2027 presidential election.
There is, nonetheless, a crucial difference. Le Pen did not merely outlast her demonisers. Brick by brick, she built an actual political machine: succession planning well advanced around Jordan Bardella, a leadership team based on tested, long-serving lieutenants, a thorough policy development process, regional strongholds underpinned by ubiquitous local branches.
Reinforced by effective party discipline – “ultras” whose outbursts tarnish the party’s respectability are swiftly shown the door – that machine has made the RN the most cohesive grouping in the National Assembly, bolstering its standing as a potential party of government.
It is that patiently built apparatus that has let Le Pen push deep into the electorate of Les Républicains, turning an insurgency on the centre-right’s flank into a formidable bid to supplant it.
That transformation of periodic outbursts of electoral discontent into a disciplined, ongoing party machine is the whole difference between a mere disrupter and a genuine political force – and it is the one test Hanson has never passed. Thirty years in, One Nation still has no comparable depth of leadership talent, no equivalent network of trusted lieutenants, no plausible provision for a post-Hanson succession, and nothing resembling RN-style control over its own candidates.
Familiarity and authenticity have made Hanson a permanent feature of the landscape; they have not made her a government-in-waiting.
And with little sign that the Liberals have gotten their act together, she may well do to an unreformed Coalition exactly what the polls suggest – hollow it out, seat by seat, without posing a serious threat to Labor’s hold on office.
The real risk is therefore not that Pauline Hanson wins. It is that her rise simply guarantees Australians three more years of misery – a misery we now know so very well, and need so very little. 

Sheesh, what a dismal, mediocre offering, with nary a hint of Plato or Socrates. Not a word about aspiring tyrannos? Couldn't Our Henry have spared a word for Cypselus of Corinth?

Instead the hole in bucket man sounded as if he'd overdosed on a dozen reptile offerings of the "Ned" kind.

Perhaps the pond should have begun by doing that survey of lizard Oz offerings ... but alas and alack, the lizard Oz "ticking clock" routine had been merely to announce the arrival of yet another bog standard true crime piece ...



The pond's YouTube logarithms are saturated with True Crime, so the pond only dipped in to the one piece of prose available on the matter:

How key witness in Rosslyn McQueen murder broke her 40-year silence on case
On a cold winter’s afternoon, two journalists knock on Donna’s door to ask about a decades-old murder mystery. She was ready to break her silence.
By Hedley Thomas

The pond did its best to stifle a yawn. 

This is the way the lizard Oz is going to save itself?

On the other hand, perhaps that was more interesting than the reptiles indulging in their basic "news" jihad at the top of the digital page, ma...




For the record the reptiles had cunningly contrived to avoid having their lead story archived, but it contained a compelling message from the beefy boofhead, and so that at least needed to be clipped ...



How could the pond miss that opening image, and at least a little of the copy that followed?

The rag really is state opposition media in waiting ... and so it was something of a tragedy that the devilish reptiles had tricked the intermittent archive into a "page not found" routine.

When a page could be found in the archive, the pond quailed in misery...

EXPERT WARNS
Bailouts and welfare ‘drag us down’, say top economists
Former top Treasury officials and leading economists have urged Labor to tighten its fiscal rules as Australia’s gross federal debt briefly surpassed $1 trillion for the first time.
By Jack Quail

Strange, the reptiles routinely warn the hive mind of dangerous 'leets and so-called experts.

Lo, after the pond had quivered and quailed, there came the mug punter's friend, as the indefatigable Geoff, chambered away ...

COMMENTARY by Geoff Chambers
Jim shouts at the clouds, as Labor’s economic narrative falters
The Treasurer is a walking, talking propaganda machine who Labor colleagues and business leaders fear is losing control.

A reptile who could invoke "shouting at clouds" deserves a spot at the pond, even if it's just a link to the archive.

For entertainment purposes only, the reptiles even resorted to dragging out a moth-eaten relic ...

EXCLUSIVE
‘Deplorable’: John Howard blasts Anthony Albanese and Scott Morrison over treatment of Fiona Brown
John Howard has condemned Labor’s attacks on former Liberal staffer Fiona Brown and noted the ‘inexcusable contradiction’ that then-PM Scott Morrison apologised to Brittany Higgins.

By Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

Of course, it had to be Dame Slap and a rather gluggy Rice keeping that ancient jihad going. 

This is one of the sturdiest reptile jihads, a never ending story, and it served only to distract from a more recent jihad, melongate ...

Six weeks on, PM admits his appearance on racy podcast was an error.

Over on the extreme far right, the meretricious Merritt turned up with a bog standard contribution to the Australian Daily Zionist News:

Ruling provides rare insight into judge’s thinking
How one judge perceives the great public policy issue of our time: antisemitism and hatred of Israel.
By Chris Merritt
Legal Affairs Contributor

Note the cunning way that the malicious Merritt's headline had managed to confuse and conflate anti-Semitism with a hatred of Israel, as if the sight of ethnic cleansing could be sneezed away. 

A fine example of pedantry would follow, but the pond was immediately disturbed and distracted by a hint of heresy in Cameron's offering ...

Israel needed to go the extra mile on Frankcom killing
Australia right to call out Israel over refusal to launch criminal probe into aid worker deaths
Israel’s military has cleared its own soldiers of a crime over the killing of seven aid workers, including Australian Zomi Frankcom. Australia is correct to say that is not good enough.
By Cameron Stewart
Chief International Correspondent

The pond was so astonished it saved Cameron to the archive and clipped him as well ...



Cameron had questions to ask, and while they were just about a single Australian, and while abuses of this kind happen on a daily basis in Gaza and the West Bank, it was a baby step that deserved some encouragement. 

Ask away Cameron ...



The wrong mindset? But what if ethnic cleansing and genocide is the mindset?

Even so, it was remarkable, a deploring of the IDF and support for Wong and Albo. It was as if the pond had stumbled into an alternative universe.

There was an immortal Rowe to help Cameron with that ...



And so to the real bonus, and of course it had to be Killer Creighton.

The pond can hear the whining. What happened to the big fuss about the Swans? Sorry, down the page.

Why do I have to head over to another place for a beguiling tale about cultists in action?



Exclusive Brethren secretly paid far-right activists to perform stunts disrupting the federal election

Moan away. You can't expect the lizard Oz cultists to cover another cult.

What about the latest from ICAC?

Sorry, the reptiles love to bury that well down the page. You have to go elsewhere ...

‘You have got to go’: former NSW minister tells Icac ‘something strange at play’ when she was sacked by Perrottet

What about the Emeritus Chairman, who had entranced the ABC this morning?

Murdoch family succession drama laid bare in unsealed court documents

...James's ever-souring relationship with his elder brother and father has been well reported, but Commissioner Gorman points to Rupert's suspicion of his son as a key reason Project Family Harmony got the green light.
"Rupert Murdoch was brought into the plan … under the false assumption that James Murdoch was 'making trouble' by fuelling press speculation about governance of the [Murdoch Family Trust] after Rupert Murdoch's passing," he wrote.
But Commissioner Gorman said Rupert's beliefs about James's dealings with the press were "unsubstantiated".
In one example, the commissioner said Lachlan and others within the company believed James, or someone acting on his behalf, had leaked information to Financial Times journalist Alex Barker about the details of the family trust.
But Commissioner Gorman wrote: "At trial, Lachlan Murdoch admitted that he did not have any proof that James Murdoch or his associates had briefed Alex Barker."
A similar suspicion arose around a book published around that time called The Successor, an unauthorised biography of Lachlan written by Australian journalist Paddy Manning, now an investigative reporter at the ABC.
But the evidence in Reno pointed elsewhere. Commissioner Gorman found that for Manning's book, Lachlan's own adviser, Ms McKenna, had been a significant source, giving more than 14 hours of interviews plus follow-up correspondence.
"The evidence demonstrates that Lachlan Murdoch falsely told his father, without proof, that James Murdoch or his associates were sources for The Successor," the commissioner wrote.
"He did not tell his father that Siobhan McKenna had been involved, with his authorisation."
Commissioner Gorman also described Rupert's concern that his younger son would vehemently oppose Project Family Harmony.
"They assumed James Murdoch would be 'very hostile to this and would basically pull out the stops to block it,'" he wrote.

Forget it Jake, it's reptile town, we all know it's a Succession snake pit, and Lachy's one of the most poisonous snakes.

Spare a thought for Killer.

Everyone knows that the poor lad has never been the same since someone demanded he wear a mask during Covid ... so attention must be paid.



The header: States, Canberra to go over Covid cliff ‘all in debt together’; Ultra-low interest bonds issued during the pandemic are set to expire from 2030, threatening to add billions in interest burdens.

The caption for a splendid piece of art by Frank that lifted Killer's piece into distinguished, rarefied MOMA territory: Federal and state debts are set to pass $2 trillion as ultra-low pandemic bond rates expire post-2030. Sources: Supplied and iStock. Artwork by Frank Ling

Killer used Covid as a metaphor for an "we're all rooned" outing that put Dame Groan firmly in her place as a rank amateur:

Remember Long Covid? Medical experts still debate its provenance and prevalence, but when it comes to state and federal governments the affliction is very real, albeit mercifully in remission.

Trust Killer for expert medical advice, and know that we'll all be rooned by Xmas:

Come 2030 and beyond, though, it’s guaranteed to flare up with a vengeance. Our governments borrowed like there was no tomorrow during the Covid pandemic, issuing hundreds of billions of dollars’ worth of bonds during 2020 and 2021 at ultra-low interest rates to “keep us safe”.
The full price of that dubious safety is yet to be paid, years after anyone who was “saved” has long passed away.
The federal government’s gross liabilities this week bobbed above $1 trillion for the first time, but that’s only the tip of the growing debt iceberg.
For a start, state governments’ non-financial public sector balance sheets reveal another $706bn as of June, and those debts are no less “public” than Canberra’s.
But even those figures underplay the challenge ahead, obscuring the great Covid debt refinancing cliff that awaits beyond the customary four-year budget forecast period.
The four biggest states have almost $277bn of bonds outstanding, with coupons, or interest costs, averaging around 2 per cent, according to new research by the Institute of Public Affairs, released this week.
When those sweet deals progressively expire from 2031, they’ll need to be refinanced at current long-term borrowing rates, which for state governments are around 5.5 per cent for 10 years, adding well over $8bn a year to their annual interest costs.
Each of NSW and Victoria, for instance, will be up for an extra $2.7bn a year from 2030 onwards, even if they decided to abruptly become fiscal saints and never run a cash deficit again.
This will amount to around a 25 per cent jump over and above the $11bn of interest costs they’ve each budgeted for the 2030 financial year.
To put that in perspective, the entirety of Victoria’s payroll and insurance taxes will be just about enough to cover the state’s annual interest bill.
South Australia’s annual interest burden would be able to fund its police force more than twice over.
The commonwealth faces the same problem, too, having around $280bn of cheap Covid-era debt on the books at a coupon of 3 per cent or less.
Toby Johnston, former chief economist of the Future Fund, estimates those bonds will cost an extra $9.5bn a year from 2030 on, assuming the federal government faces today’s prevailing 10-year yield of 5 per cent.
Of course, interest rates could well be higher still, given grim forecasts embedded in practically every government balance sheet in the developed world.
“The global bond market is sending a clear signal to all governments – get your house in order or face much higher debt service costs,” Johnston, now director of Westwood Strategic Advisers, tells me.
“Every additional dollar spent servicing past debt is a dollar that cannot be used to fund services, reduce taxes or invest in the national’s future,” he adds.
Even before the great Covid refinancing cliff begins to ratchet up, combined state and federal debts will push past $2 trillion, according to forecasts by the Parliamentary Budget Office released this week.
Almost certainly this will understate the actual fiscal deterioration, given the “degree of systematic optimism” built into budget forecasts, as PBO chief Sam Reinhardt put it in a speech last month.

The reptiles interrupted with a terrifying snap, showing exactly why Killer had suffered so, way back when, a suffering that had left an ineradicable scar: Signs and tape baring (sic) people from an empty Bondi Beach in March 2020. Picture: Damian Shaw



No doubt some wag thought the pond might have had some fun with "baring", but this is serious people. 

Killer is in pain, and suffering from a rare kind of long Covid dementia:

Budget forecasts assume no new spending, which “rarely eventuate(s) in full because governments later announce new programs, extend existing ones, or respond to emerging pressures”, she added.
One good example is the National Disability Insurance Scheme, which was meant to have around 300,000 participants, rather than the 780,000 it had as of June.
Apologists for Australia’s soaring public debt often point to its supposedly low level as a share of GDP compared to other countries (about 50 per cent including the six states). Yet the stock of debt matters little. Canada has gross debts the equivalent to well over 100 per cent of its GDP yet enjoys a 10-year bond yield of 3.7 per cent, well below Canberra’s. New Zealand has been borrowing at a cheaper interest rate than Australia too for some time.
The world keeps Australia on a tighter fiscal leash, and for good reason: we’re a smaller, remote economy, whose economic viability would be torn asunder by a clash between China and the US in the Pacific.
Our biggest export customer is the number one geopolitical enemy of our most important military ally.
The Australian dollar isn’t a reserve currency, and we have a chronic inflation problem that predates the US-Iran war too.
A cursory look at state and federal budget management reveals appalling levels of waste and stupidity, best illustrated by the massive increases in public sector headcount and pay, at state and federal levels. Indeed practically all economic growth has been in the public sector, and in particular the highly regulated and relatively unproductive “care economy”.
The treatment for financial Long Covid will be painful, and it won’t be optional: significant cuts in spending along the lines Australia hasn’t seen before.

Why chose this sort of painful metaphor and hammer it to death?

It's the masks, Killer has never recovered from the masks or the need to talk about vaccines ...

At least we know it will work. New Zealand in the 1980s and Canada in the 1990s offer past examples of chronically mismanaged nations that had to make radical cuts and soon returned to fiscal health.
State and federal governments have planned bond issuance this year of some $235bn, the highest amount since the 12 months to June 2021.
Back then the Reserve Bank was helping keep borrowing costs down by creating billions of dollars of new money. That will be much harder to do in coming years, given the growing loss of faith in the monetary system throughout the developed world.
At least more economic commentators are coming to realise that the nation’s real public-debt burden extends far beyond Canberra to the states. What more need to realise is that Canberra is ultimately on the hook for the lot of it.

And so to the wringing of that metaphor's chicken neck:

“We’re all on this together” might have been an irritating, nonsense slogan during Covid, but it certainly applies to public debt, given the implicit guarantee the states enjoy.
Adam Creighton is IPA chief economist.

Strange, the pond seems to remember that we were all in a Covid mask-wearing mess back in the day, but never mind, there's an infallible Pope to hand to help with the cure ...




You see Killer, if you have just the right mindset, the memory fades and it all becomes a blur, a killing field of lost ghosts.

Speaking of forgetting, or not being aware, this is a true story.

The pond's partner had to ask who Natalie was. No idea. As clueless as Alicia Silverstone.

The pond won't harp on it, but such bliss, to live so far away from the doings of the court of mad King Donald...





Thursday, August 20, 2026

In which the pond gives up, but does offer an archival listicle explaining why the reptiles of Oz and their endless jihads are more tedious than ever ...

 

There had to come a time when the pond went to the lizard Oz well, and walked away still parched with thirst. 

Not even doing a Bear Grylls could have ended the sense of bodily and mental dehydration ...

Not a single reptile jihad held any appeal this Thursday, and so the intermittent archive was forced into overtime.

The contrived "ticking clock" routine was still top of the "news", ensuring that the pond would have not the slightest interest when the alleged investigation came to light.



There's only so many ticking clock movie memes any possum should have to reference.

Immediately below came more news of fallout from the Lehrmann matter, though you'll never see his name mentioned in reptile headlines...

EXCLUSIVE
Defeat of MeToo mob: $1.5m payout for Higgins’ boss Fiona Brown
Fiona Brown gets $1.48m payout but no apology for false rape claims
The former Liberal staffer has settled her commonwealth claim for $1.48m, almost $1m less than Brittany Higgins received, saying she feels ‘vindicated’.
By Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

The deliberate, glib, cheap, provocative framing of the yarn as a defeat for the "MeToo mob", typical of Dame Slap and a boiling Rice, was more than enough to ensure the pond walked on by ...

Add to that talk of "false rape claims", and you might be left with the sense that the original claim of rape had been dismissed, rather than that it involved another stage in endless feuds about cover ups.

And just below that came another reptile panic ...

EXCLUSIVE
Australia’s national debt tops $1 trillion for the first time in history
The historic milestone comes as interest costs are forecast to consume an increasing share of government revenue by decade’s end.
By Matthew Cranston

The only fun thing about the canny Cranson's panic attack was the snap of Jimbo looking diabolical and demonic at the start of the yarn ...



Down below that came the indefatigable Chambers - is there another reptile who contributes more to reptile panic attacks at the top of the digital page ma?- offering another assault and bout of hysteria...

COMMENTARY by GEOFF CHAMBERS
Drowning in zeroes: Debt bomb explodes for trillion-dollar man Jim Chalmers
The Treasurer once called a trillion-dollar debt bill a national disgrace – now he owns one.




Over on the extreme far right there was the usual transphobia ...

Covert gender activism wags the care watchdog
A national health regulator designed to protect patients from ideology has itself become an instrument of it.
By Gary Geelhoed

Personally saving that to the intermittent archive wasn't so much a chore as relief at not having to touch the muck by reaching for the archive barge pole.

Things that the pond might have been interested in kept being ghosted. 

The reptiles still opted out of any commentary on the wretchedly flawed gambling legislation, leaving the pond to contemplate Wilcox ...



The Australian Daily Zionist naturally ignored stories of Israel's ongoing disgrace in Gaza, the butchery and the cover ups, with Jack leading the way ...

Why a longer royal commission will not solve antisemitism
Pushing to extend timelines and subpoena high-profile activists risks turning a serious inquiry into an influencer circus.
By Jack the Insider
Jack the Insider
Columnist

Again the pond had to be first to save the piece, to its eternal shame. Would anyone extend the same courtesy to an empty plastic bottle?

Down below, in the "news" section, came ...

EXCLUSIVE
Labor elders demand royal commission probe union antisemitism
Labor stalwarts have called on the Bondi royal commission to extend its deadline and probe antisemitism allegations within their own party and the union movement.
By James Dowling and Elizabeth Pike

Guess who featured at the bottom of that yarn? Jennie George, apparently as a way of suggesting she's not got a monocultural mania about renewables...

You had to scroll way down the lizard Oz page, or head off to the Graudian to read Israel admits its soldiers fired at car in which Hind Rajab was killed

Or in another place to check out ...No criminal probe over Israeli strike that killed Australian Zomi Frankcom

There's no end to the cover ups or the ethnic cleansing.

And apart from a yarn about Kyrgios taking to the coke and mad king Donald taking to Kim Jong-un - hasn't there ever been a repressive dictator he hasn't loved? - and air traffic controllers taking to overtime, there was only petulant Peta exhibiting her usual pique and taking to Keogh ...

COMMENTARY by PETA CREDLIN
Our Diggers deserve better than Keogh
Veterans’ Affairs Minister has faced calls to resign after allegedly complaining about a missed appointment during a long-delayed meeting.

Again it was left to the pond to save it to the intermittent archive and again the pond did it grudgingly. Why fill up the overloaded archive with useless petulant crap?

A little later, this also popped up on the extreme far right ...

WHO’s high-price pandemic plan
Australia is poised to sign major WHO pandemic agreements – but a new study warns the financial case underpinning them is built on smoke and mirrors.
By David Bell and Ramesh Thakur

... because who can remember a single pandemic in recent times creating any sort of world chaos?

On the bright side, that allowed the pond to do a segue into the infallible Pope, because who doesn't love a pandemic? 



The lizard Oz editorialist also failed the pond, what with yet another bout of transphobia and another contribution to the Australian Daily Zionist News.

The only piece to appeal to the pond?



Happily that pointed the pond to a WSJ piece, though in classic lizard Oz style, it didn't feature a link, what with the rag always keen to keep punters inside the hive mind.

Never mind, it was easily found, and it happened to be in the archive ...

Russia Burns Books and Sacks Libraries in Ukraine
Bibliocide—attacks on the written word—was a tactic of Nazi Germany, the Khmer Rouge and ISIS.
By Emily Hamilton

By way of contrast with the lizard Oz, the WSJ is a Murdoch rag which still attempts the odd bit of journalism ... and this will serve as a teaser trailer ...



And so on, and that was the pond's listicle or litany of all that unwary punters might encounter at the top of the lizard Oz, whether as "news" or in the commentary section, this dismal early Thursday.

Perhaps if Our Henry returns with a bout of Thucydides on the morrow the pond will manage to perk up and pay attention, but right at the moment, the lizard Oz is unreadable, its jihads overly familiar and utterly tiresome.

Almost anything newsworthy and/or interesting is happening elsewhere ...unless you happen to be interested in the doings of footy boofheads ...

Swans ban five players over hotel scandal involving exotic dancers
Tawdry details revealed of exotic performers being hired for lap dances at a hotel, as five Sydney Swans stars were rubbed out for the season and detectives move to speak to those involved.
By Damon Johnston, Jay Clark and Lachlan McKirdy

The lizard Oz artwork managed to hit just the right note of silhouette titillation and boof ...



Say what? The reptiles are now borrowing their yarns from the HUN?

Could the rag sink any lower?

Best to turn to the immortal Rowe for a wrap-up 'toon ...




And how does it go in Vlad the sociopathic invader's Russia?


 


It's amazing to live in a time when psychotic Lord Haw-Haws parade about, wanting to nuke this and bomb that and start the third world war ...


 



Wednesday, August 19, 2026

In which the pond winnowed the reptiles all the way down to Stewie stewing about the mad king and "Ned" stewing about the beefy boofhead mired in contradictions ...

 

Today seemed like a perfect day for the reptiles to opt into abusing the government and the opposition on the sordid matter of the gambling matter sell out, but they decided to opt out, and carry on their usual jihads.

EXCLUSIVE
Rental disorder: nation’s largest property manager backs warning on 30pc rises
Property manager Ray White has warned Jim Chalmers’ budget tax changes could force rents up by almost a third, as the Albanese government publicly rejects the analysis.
By Thomas Henry, Matthew Cranston and Ewin Hannan

The pond guesses that the lizard Oz's devotion to tabloid revenues for the Murdoch empire trumped any concern for hive mind punters ...

EXCLUSIVE
$240 rent hike for Christmas: Jim’s people pay price
Rents in Jim Chalmers’ Rankin electorate climb at three times Treasury’s forecast rate
The Treasurer promised rents would rise just $2 a week – but in his own electorate, landlords are hiking them by up to $240.
By Mackenzie Scott and Jordan Lamont

The indefatigable Geoff was standing by to chamber another tirade ...

COMMENTARY by GEOFF CHAMBERS
Tell ’em they’re dreaming: Treasury’s forecasts were simply pie in the sky, Jim Chalmers
The Treasurer’s frustrated reaction to an NAB client note discussing impacts of the government’s housing tax crackdown reveals a politician under pressure.

It wasn't as if they couldn't have turned to the 'toons to see what was going down in the real world, courtesy of the likes of the infallible Pope ...



As a way of continuing their avoidance tactics, the reptiles also dragged truly moth eaten Petey boy out of the closet to join another jihad ...

EXCLUSIVE
Costello warns Victoria faces multi-term battle to repair ‘sickly’ state
The former treasurer urges the next state government to rein in spending, slash taxes, and dismantle Daniel Andrews’s ‘command-and-control’ public service.
By Anthony Galloway

Sure enough it turned out that trained parrot Anthony was just regurgitating what Petey boy had offered over on the extreme far right.

First steps on the road back from this state of decay
The state that gave the world its longest Covid lockdown now faces a $200bn debt crisis – it will take years to escape.
By Peter Costello
Contributor

Couldn't the reptiles rustle up a relevant Victorian Liberal rather than this ossified antique?

What a joy to be able personally to consign both of them to the intermittent archive.

If the reptiles had wanted to strike a Victorian tone, they could have turned to Golding, celebrating the vultures at the footy ...



The pond also did the same archival service for Dame Slap, what with her deciding to act as chief reptile ghoul this day, performatively showing off her routine of hard bigot...

‘Soft bigotry of low expectations’ claims don
One of the world’s greatest universities, home to Newton and Darwin, seemingly let identity politics trump academic rigour – with devastating consequences.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

It was the pile on of jihadist bigots that claimed the don, and the pond refuses to indulge Dame Slap in her version of the blame game.

There was avoidance wherever the pond looked.

Instead of the gambling matter, the bouffant one summoned up his usual two minute bleat ...

Keogh fiasco takes the gloss off reforms and energises opposition
On the day Australia honoured its Vietnam veterans, their own minister was too busy to meet them – until the Prime Minister personally intervened.
By Dennis Shanahan
National Editor

Come on bouffant one, couldn't you have at least joined the immortal Rowe?



Oh and the pond should note that the reptiles are still continuing their silent movie ticking clock count down at the top of the digital page ...



It better be good, but the pond suspects it will turn out to be a dud, a bit like when Richard Harris turned up to defuse the ticking time bermb in Dick Lester's Juggernaut. Cut the red wire (or was it the blue one?)

With all that winnowing of the hive mind, the pond had to go below the page to discover Cameron in a tither and a dither ... bermb, bermb, bermb Oman ...



The header: Donald Trump’s foreign policy unravels with threats to key international partners; The threat to ‘bomb the s..t’ out of Oman signals a presidency unravelling on the world stage, with Iran, Gaza and the Strait of Hormuz all defying his grip.

The caption for the bone spurs clown carrying on like a member of the military: President Donald Trump arrives at the White House on Sunday. Picture: AP Photo

It's tough times for the reptiles down under, what with their kissing cousins at Faux Noise still actively campaigning for the triumph of the GOP at the mid-terms, so that mad king Donald might continue his reign without let or hindrance.

This might help explain why Stewie could only summon up three minutes and the reptiles larded the piece with a number of AV distractions ...

One day it’s South Korea, the next day it’s Oman. Donald Trump’s threat to “bomb the shit” out of Oman was the latest bad day of geopolitics for an increasingly frustrated President.
These are tough days for Trump on the international stage. Nothing seems to be going right. The war against Iran is at a stalemate, with no hope of a meaningful resolution any time soon. Trump can’t break an increasingly belligerent Iran with military force and can’t even get Tehran to the negotiating table to secure a face-saving peace deal. The collapsed 60-day memorandum of understanding with Iran ended this week with no achievements and no move on either side to try to revive it.

This really should be bromancer turf, but perhaps he was exhausted by yesterday's outing, as the reptiles piled on the AV distractions ... US President Donald Trump is threatening to bomb Oman as it reportedly closes in on a deal with Iran to control the Strait of Hormuz. “If Oman gets in the way, we’ll bomb the s**t out of them,” President Trump said. The White House has maintained one of its key goals is to fully reopen the waterway for free passage. President Trump also reiterated that the main objective is stopping Iran from having nuclear capabilities. Iran told Reuters it plans to escalate tensions in the Strait of Hormuz if diplomacy continues to fail and it’s giving the US a few weeks to fully implement the MOU and end its naval blockade.




Stewie was as perplexed as the bromancer. Perhaps both of them need to head over to Faux Noise for retraining on the inhouse e-emetre, so they might become clear ...

In Gaza, Trump’s peace process has come to a halt after Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu rejected Trump’s plan under pressure from the far-right faction he needs to court to retain power in the October election. There is now almost zero chance of the Gaza peace process advancing before the Israeli election despite Trump sending his son-in-law Jared Kushner there this week to try to push it forward.
With each passing day, it is increasingly likely that the Iran conflict will remain unresolved by the midterm elections in November. In other words, Americans will go to the polls with the motivation to punish Trump for this unpopular war and for the soaring gas prices and flow-on inflation it has generated. The likely outcome is that Republicans will lose the House of Representatives and most likely the Senate, making Trump a lame duck for his final two years in the White House.
Trump’s frustration with this situation is playing out in the increasingly bizarre comments and empty rhetoric he is employing on Iran.
His bewildering order this week for the Pentagon to scale back military exercises with an ally South Korea – and hand a diplomatic win to the ‘unthreatening and respectful’ Stalinist dictatorship of North Korea – because Seoul did not do more to help the US on Iran, can only be interpreted as a presidential tantrum.

The reptiles threw in another AV distraction ... US President Donald Trump claims North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has always treated him with “great respect”. “I understand him, he understands me,” he said. “I get along with him very well. What I’m doing is making things safer.” This comes after President Trump ordered the military to scale back joint drills with South Korea hours before they were due to begin.




Stewie was relentlessly gloomy ...

Likewise, Trump’s empty threat to “bomb the shit” out of the unthreatening gulf state of Oman is another ‘lash-out’ moment.
Trump’s beef with Oman is that it is negotiating separately with Iran for a deal to allow shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, with Iran overseeing ships entering the Strait and Oman overseeing those leaving the Strait.
The details of the proposed deal are unclear but Trump is unhappy with the prospect of a deal which could potentially give Iran any form of control over shipping in the Strait.
Trump also lashed out at Oman in May over the possibility that it would join forces with Iran to re-open the Strait with conditions attached.
Oman frames itself as a neutral negotiator between the US and Iran and Iran even though Iran has launched strikes against Oman during this war. But Oman has been too close to Iran in the eyes of some in Washington, with its leader Sultan Haitham, having sent a message of congratulations to Iran’s newly selected supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, earlier this year.

The reptiles turned to a final AV distraction ... President Donald Trump's approval rating fell to the lowest level of his presidency, ‌with an overwhelming majority of Americans concerned the U.S. war with Iran will last a long time, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll that concluded on Monday (August 17). Reuters Politics Editor Scott Malone explains.

As a way of wrapping up the Faux Noise follies, Stewie decided the mad King needed a little advice ...

Yet in the end, Oman is not a key player in the conflict and Trump would be better served focusing on more effective ways to break the impasse in the oil-critical Strait of Hormuz. Not that he claims there is an impasse. Trump has claimed falsely that the US already controls the Strait and that it will eventually claim the waterway as US territory. This sort of empty rhetoric only serves to undermine Trump’s reputation and US prestige while giving confidence to the abhorrent regime in Iran.
Trump has enough challenges trying to re-open the Strait of Hormuz and seek an honourable exit from this conflict without tilting at windmills and lashing out at countries like South Korea or Oman rather than Iran.

Buckle up Stewie, it's an astonishingly effective distraction, though it's hard to work out what's distracting from who or what these days ...




The lizard Oz editorialist was equally distracted ...



The pond can reassure the reptiles of Oz that the pond is in daily personal contact with the mad King, and no doubt if palms are greased, something can be worked out ...




Consider the pond and Faux Noise as signed up members of the prestigious group, the Midterms Patriot Roster. How else to ensure the madness continues?

And with all that aforementioned winnowing, the pond had backed itself into a corner and only had "Ned's" natter to hand out as a bonus ...

Some bonus, though it's arguably better than a kick in the teeth:



The header: Are the centre-right ready for a fight on super? One Nation and a Liberal maverick have put compulsory superannuation on the election agenda.

The caption for a man inclined to brag out of turn: Andrew Bragg says super is “probably the biggest failure of public policy in the last 50 years”. Picture: Martin Ollman

"Ned" took a bigly five minutes, and the pond can safely say it had no interest in what he had to say, nor much in the topic itself.

The pond merely offers it as another example of the way the reptiles continue to torment themselves, haunted by Gina's pampered pet Pauline, and the odd pollie inclined to brag too much ...

A combination of One Nation under Pauline Hanson and Liberal maverick Andrew Bragg has put on the table the most potentially incendiary item at the next election – how far the convoluted forces of the centre right venture to undermine compulsory national superannuation.
The immediate retaliation from the Albanese government gives the game away. The two policy edifices sanctified and untouchable in Labor’s pantheon are superannuation and Medicare. Labor sees them as weapons to be mobilised and fortresses to be defended at all costs. And, to a great extent, the Liberals have long been intimidated by these Labor icons.
The centre right is trapped. It resents and disputes the principles that underpin compulsory super but it has always failed to devise any enduring reform that strikes at the Labor model. But with the Liberals needing to be bold, lusting to differentiate themselves from Labor, and a public agonising over cost-of-living pressures, the same issue arises again: will the Coalition strike against the edifice?
Their core proposition is obvious: with real wages declining and living standards stagnant, why should the Australian people tolerate a law that confiscates 12 per cent of their wages to be locked into a retirement fund that they cannot access for the rest of their working life? Who decided on this level of imposed sacrifice? Might its social licence be far less than what Labor and the union movement assume? Will the centre right have the courage and the brains to test the issue?
Many Liberals, if not most, still see compulsory super as the embodiment of government control and union influence, hostile to their core philosophy of individual freedom. The system is a permanent torment for the Liberals – they can’t accept its principles but they can’t devise the means to change it (even when in office).
Two influential Liberals, opposition Treasury spokesman Tim Wilson and housing spokesman Bragg, have long been hostile towards the model. Wilson opposed the increase in the contribution rate to 12 per cent, has previously called for low-income earners to be exempted, and said people should be able to access their super to buy a home.
Last week Bragg called for a New Liberalism and attacked vested interests, with super funds top of the list. He branded the super system a “massive failure, probably the biggest failure of public policy in the last 50 years”. He slammed the 12 per cent compulsory rate, saying it took “from people’s wages to vest them with managers they will never meet”, constituted a loss of liberty and choice, and asked pointedly whether people in their 20s would prefer to put their 12 per cent into super or buying a home.
What happened next defines our politics. Hanson jumped on the train last weekend. She doesn’t have policies but she emotes. Her message on News24: people should be able to access their super. “A lot of Australians are doing it tough now and struggling to pay off their mortgages,” Hanson said. “In some ways I feel that you should give them their money now and let them help them with the cost of living. It is their money. They’ve sacrificed it in lieu of pay.”

Freedumb boy with Gina's pet? 

At least it keeps "Ned" far away from that gambling matter: Pauline Hanson believes people should be able to access their super. Picture: Tony Gough




It was up to "Ned" to lather up fear and loathing as best he could ...

Hanson has emotional pull. But she offered no rule changes, no details, no message on how wide or how high she wanted access changed. Nothing. Jim Chalmers didn’t miss. “One Nation wants to destroy the compulsory superannuation system,” he said. He warned any government of Liberals, Nationals and One Nation would “absolutely decimate the economic security and retirement incomes of millions of Australian workers” because they shared a “divisive anti-worker, anti-super ideology”.
The Treasurer said it was the biggest threat to the superannuation model in four decades. And it is another campaign weapon for Labor. If the Liberal Party plans to offer serious changes to the super system, this is a bad start.
If you have been impressed in the past by a Labor Medicare scare, that will be dwarfed by an election based on super, with Labor, the union movement and the power of industry superannuation funds united in their assault on the centre right. Nothing is more institutionally and policy precious to Labor than compulsory super – it would sacrifice everything to win an election-driven referendum.
On display is how Hanson eats the lunch of the Liberal Party, then spits it out. She issues populist declarations (not viable policies) from immigration to super, pre-empting the Liberals who typically find that their own policies, when realised, can’t match Hanson’s recklessness or just duplicate it, and are then dismissed as ineffective or unsure about their beliefs.
In retrospect, Labor’s creation of compulsory super is one of the most astonishing achievements since Federation. It testifies to Labor’s mentality as an institu­tional party, from its bond with the unions, its creation of Medicare, its IR machinery, to its most recent creation, the National Disability Insurance Scheme, despite its many flaws.
The $4.5 trillion super sector, unique in the world, is based on compulsory contributions from wages to private superannuation funds (as opposed to a nationalised model). It originated as a Labor-ACTU project, the architects being Paul Keating and Bill Kelty, the model developed initially through the ALP-ACTU Accord during the 1980s and then, under Keating’s influence, becoming a mandated super scheme by law with a 9 per cent contribution target.

The pond would dearly love a penny each time the reptiles show that the French clock man keeps living rent-free in their heads ... Paul Keating shakes hands with ACTU secretary Bill Kelty at a rally in Melbourne during the 1996 federal election campaign.




Some pond correspondents might have a view, but "Ned" moaning away about super fun with Pauline isn't the pond's problem.

He's the one forced to shout at clouds that the beefy boofhead's mob are mired in contradictions, and that means the pond just has to sit back and marvel at the show ...

Keating noted that in progressing to 9 per cent, rising productivity meant while employer contributions rose, so did the profits share of the economy. While Keating’s aim was a 15 per cent rate, that was rejected by the Howard government.
The only remarkable thing about the current outbreak on super is that it didn’t occur earlier, given cost-of-living and housing pressures. In the 2022 campaign Scott Morrison unveiled a policy allowing people to access 40 per cent of their super account, capped at $50,000 – yet delayed the release until the end of the campaign, fearing the retaliatory power of industry super funds.
It was, however, the earlier debate about the lift to a 12 per cent contribution that triggered substantial critiques.

How weird did it get? Despite his blather, "Ned" felt the need to help out Gina's pet and the man inclined to brag:

In 2018 an article by Grattan Institute analysts Brendan Coates and John Daly delivered a frontal assault: “The bipartisan plan to increase compulsory super contributions to 12 per cent will reduce wages today, do little to boost the retirement incomes of many low-income workers, and cost the federal budget billions now and well into the future. If politicians really want to help low-income earners, the planned increases should be scrapped …
“As the Henry Tax Review and others have noted, higher compulsory super contribu­tions are ultimately funded by lower wages, which means lower living standards for workers today.”

That meant "Ned" had to wheel out a big billy goat butt, handsomely dressed up as a "despite":

Despite this analysis, compulsory super is embedded in our political mentality, as revealed in the absence of any serious “rollback” proposal – so far – despite falling real wages, stagnant living standards and agitation over the pressures that households have faced for some years.
Presumably, Hanson will keep running her campaign. If she gets traction, watch out; that will intensify pressure on the Coalition. The Liberals, meanwhile, are mired in contradictions. Angus Taylor backs stability in the system and also backs investment flexibility for superannuation. Liberal analysis shows that when the super contribution rose from 10 to 12 per cent, real wages fell by 2 per cent over the same time. OK, but what, if anything, will they do about it?

Okay, but why should the pond give a FF? It's all on the beefy boofhead, and all on the reptiles and the way that Gina's pet has plucked assorted positions straight from the pages of the lizard Oz, whether it be Dame Groan's furriner bashing or Lloydie of the Amazon's climate science denialism.

How about a lengthy meditation on this Wilcox instead? It would still have consigned the gambling matter to an opt out chamber room ...




Meanwhile, just to keep the bermb, bermb, bermb Oman fun flowing ...




Tuesday, August 18, 2026

In which the bromancer and Dame Groan set the Tuesday pace, with other reptiles sent to the archive ...

 

The reptiles today deployed the hoariest of ancient thriller movie devices ... the ticking clock ...



Are they going to keep that damned thing top of the page for the next two days?

Things must be desperate in the attention-seeking hive mind, with the top of the digital world "news" ma this day just a standard bout of alarmism from the canny Cranson ...

COST OF LIVING
Brace for an extra 30pc on your rent after Labor’s tax changes
Renters facing a housing crisis could be hit with rises of up to 30 per cent after the Albanese government scrapped key investor tax concessions, NAB has warned.
By Matthew Cranston

It's the "could be" that gets the pond. 

Give a shout out when it's a "will be", "are being" or "have been", and the pond will take note of the sky falling in...

As usual, it mainly served as a vehicle for a snap of Albo and Claire looking startled, as if a melon had hovered into view ... (where has melongate gone?)



Luckily the pond didn't have to pay attention beyond that teaser trailer because the bromancer was on the scene, dealing with an imponderable, intractable Faux Noise issue ...



The header: World rides rollercoaster with Donald Trump to midterms; The US midterm elections loom as a defining moment for global politics, shaping international policy in unpredictable ways.

The caption for the mad king: US President Donald Trump boards Air Force One in Morristown, N.J. Picture: AP

The bromancer eventually works his way to "nearly chaotic", a big leap for the hive mind, but it takes him some time to get there, so please be patient, as we wade through the ramble ...

Everything that happens in the world for the next three months will be influenced, if not shaped altogether, by the lead-up to the US midterm elections in November, which at this stage look like being a car crash for Donald Trump and his Republicans.
It will be a tricky period for Australia as the US, and every other nation, will combine, in the most confusing fashion possible, internal and external policy. US enemies will try to influence the outcome. US allies will be worried about even more unpredictability than usual.
The Democrats will win the House of Representatives. In the Senate the race is more finely pitched. The last two years of Trump’s presidency will be characterised by congressional chaos and divided government. The House will devote itself energetically to inquiring into any and all of the strange processes of government that have characterised the administration.
It’s quite likely the House will impeach Trump for a third time. It’s inconceivable Democrats would do well enough to have the 60 members in the Senate necessary to convict Trump.
One lifeline for Republicans is that the Democrats, under the influence of the Democratic Socialists of America, are choosing a number of far-left candidates, such as Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan.
In some ways it’s shaping as a reverse of the 2022 midterm elections. Trump insisted on backing a number of fairly loopy MAGA candidates for the Senate. They beat more mainstream Republicans in the primaries but lost the Senate races to Democrats.
However, for a dynamic like that to take hold, the Republicans have to be at least in the race. It’s absolutely clear now that the Iranian regime is determined to keep control of the Strait of Hormuz indefinitely, and incidentally hurt Republicans in the midterms.

It wouldn't be a bromancer piece without a gesturing deviant, Iran's President Masoud Pezeshkian gesturing as he speaks during a press conference in the capital Tehran. Picture: AFP




Under extreme pressure from his Faux Noise cousins - Has Sean Hannity given up on the Iran war? - the bromancer went a "weirdly" ...

Trump has said so many weirdly self-contradictory things about Iran over the past six months that his words are the least reliable guide as to what might happen. Remember just two weeks ago he said if Iran didn’t make a deal he would unleash the greatest military attack since World War II.
Iran didn’t make a deal and of course Trump didn’t launch such an attack. It’s now a reliable rule of thumb that the more Trump talks of an imminent attack, the less likely it is to take place.
Those folks who think Trump never makes a mistake will say this is all savvy negotiating tactics by Trump. But for a statement to be an effective negotiating tactic it’s necessary for the other party to the negotiation to think the statement has some meaning. The Iranians have worked out that Trump is now mainly bluffing about renewed military actions.

The reptiles then reverted to a much loved image ... Children swim as ships are seen anchored in the Strait of Hormuz off the coast of Bandar Abbas, Iran. Picture: Getty Images




Realising he might have gone a tad too far, the bromancer organised a hasty retreat, because there must always be indecisions and revisions, and not just in an Eliot poem ...

This is not to damn Trump altogether. His administration has done some very good things and some very bad things. The polarised positions on Trump – that he is always the devil versus the idea that Trump is always the only possible saviour – are both wrong. Trump is a mixed grill, like most leaders.
However, I would say Trump is now a victim of his tactics. He is much more tactical than strategic. He saw a tactical opportunity to decapitate Iran and change it forever. The decapitation was tactical, and worked, the permanent change was strategic, and didn’t work.
If Iran had actually been on the brink of acquiring nuclear weapons, almost any American action would have been justified. But Trump had told us he had previously totally obliterated Iran’s nuclear program.
Trump envoy Steve Witkoff saying that Iran was within a few weeks of producing a weapon completely lacks credibility and has never been backed up by any evidence.
Iran nonetheless remains an intensely evil regime. It has several times tried to assassinate Trump. For the past two decades it has been the world’s chief state sponsor of terrorism. It’s on the record that Tehran has undertaken cyber espionage against civilian infrastructure in the US. As artificial intelligence develops, this kind of capability will become more lethal.
The biggest US enemy, the People’s Republic of China, will also be working to affect the outcome of the US midterm elections. In the past couple of weeks there have been credible reports of Beijing backing pro-Palestine groups in both the UK and the US. This suits Beijing’s interests because it sows hatred and division within Western societies.

All good, but then the bromancer had to deal with the elephant in the room ...




That had sent Tom Nichols in The Atlantic into a state of hysteria, Trump Will Make South Korea Pay For His Iran Humiliation, His rage is driving him to make irrational policy choices. (*intermittent archive link)

...When Trump makes the effort to say something is “unrelated” to his actions (and then adds a coy question mark) it usually means it is completely related—and probably his central motivation.
Scaling back the exercise is, of course, an insane decision, which does nothing but hurt an ally, and tempt an adversary to think—correctly—that American leadership is feckless. You could be forgiven for wondering why South Korea and the rest of the free world must pay for Donald Trump’s failures. Such confusion is understandable, except that in Trump’s world, every loss, every defeat, is a personal insult. When things go wrong, someone must be held responsible—and that someone is never Donald Trump.
America and the rest of the world are now witnessing a public exhibition of narcissistic rage. Trump embarked on a war for personal glory, and what he got instead was ongoing humiliation. He clearly finds it all unbearable.
Trump both fears and respects the autocrats who rule Russia, China, and North Korea, and so he dares not cross them. Instead, he is seeking to assuage the psychic injury of his loss in Iran—including the American public learning of the shameful conditions to which he has subjected U.S. forces—by kicking America’s allies, the nations he can punish without fear that they will kick him back.
The Iran war was not the president’s failure, you see. Others failed the president. Those disloyal South Koreans, who every few years drag him into a needless confrontation with that respectful and peace-loving young man in Pyongyang, refused to help him topple the Iranian regime. And because Trump is unable to subdue Iran, unable to replenish stocks of U.S. weapons he should never have expended in this war, unable to take care of the service personnel he has put in harm’s way, someone is going to pay. The most convenient target he could find, at least for the moment, was South Korea.
At a better moment in American history, an enraged Congress would step in and demand answers about such dangerous idiocy. They would rush to the White House, talk to the press, hold hearings, and in general act like responsible stewards of American power. Those days, at least among legislators of the president’s party, are long past. They will take whatever Trump dishes out. Our allies might for the time being similarly ignore Trump’s tantrums, but they have power and agency of their own, and even now are likely planning for a world in which the Americans are no longer men and women of principle who stand by their word and by their friends.
The Chinese and the Russians and the North Koreas are certain to draw the appropriate lessons from this deranged policy. They have been shown, yet again, that when Trump fails, he hurts those he feels safe hurting. Already, North Korea is dispatching missiles and thousands of soldiers to aid Russia in its war on Ukraine. If a conflict should break out in the Pacific or on the Korean peninsula, or if the war in Europe spreads further West, the world’s dictators might well count on Trump to focus American wrath not on the enemies of the free world, but on the nations that have always pledged to stand side by side with the United States in a mutual defense of freedom.

And the bromancer himself has form in this area. 

When he's not organising a war with China by Xmas, he could reliably be found berating North Korea ...

Mad North Koreans can destroy Australia
We must make ourselves indispensable to US interests.




That didn't age well, and how he has to bite the bullet, verging towards his own kind of incoherence ...

Rather bizarrely, Trump has now issued a fusillade of abuse against US ally South Korea for not joining US military efforts against Iran (neither did anyone else). He has ordered that US joint military exercises with South Korea be curtailed. In his Truth Social post, Trump said such exercises “send a signal to a Country (North Korea) which since Donald J Trump has been president, has been unthreatening and respectful”.
This is one of the most bizarre things Trump has ever said. Pyongyang has sent tens of thousands of troops to aid Russia, rapidly expanded its nuclear missile force, and supplied Moscow with artillery and weapons in exchange for military hi-tech.
Yet Trump also plans to put punitive tariffs on nations that buy Russian oil and gas. That’s totally incoherent. One possible explanation: Could there be Washington/Pyongyang back channel talks under way?
At the same time, Trump has changed the name of the US regional military command from Indo-Pacific Command to Pacific Command, which signals some kind of retreat in ambition, while US Defence under secretary Elbridge Colby explained he no longer calls China out by name because the Trump administration now wants to avoid harsh rhetoric with China because this might lead to war.

Et tu, Elbridge? Elbridge Colby, US under secretary of defence. Picture: Getty Images




It was a sad and sorry bromancer that had to move on from "most bizarre" and finally wheel out that "nearly chaotic" ...

This is all incoherent and nearly chaotic. 

Fear not, there's always a billy goat butt from this kind of billy goat:

Yet the US remains our indispensable ally. 

What do do? is there some sand handy, because the bromancer is feeling very ostrich:

The best policy for Australia, in this turbulence and confusion, is to keep our head down, avoid personal confrontation with Trump, and continue to deepen institutional linkages with the Pentagon and other US institutions that will outlast Trump.
The Albanese government is actually managing the US relationship pretty well. The other thing we should do is build our own formidable defence force. The Albanese government’s not doing that much at all.

Sheesh, is that any way to treat a master detective?



With that done, the pond delicately stepped past the bouffant one ...

ALP’s veterans debacle a self-inflicted wound
A minister who could not find time to meet veterans somehow found it within two hours after they staged a dramatic public gallery walkout at Parliament House.
By Dennis Shanahan
National Editor

The old lizard Oz foot soldier could only manage a "less than two minute read", so the pond personally saved it to the archive ...

Ditto the pond had no interest in this yarn ...

A plea to keep faith in our cultural diversity
Two of Sydney’s most prominent religious leaders have united across faiths to warn that monoculturalism would deepen social divisions.
By Kanishka Raffel and Benjamin Elton

This said all the pond needed to know ...

...Yes, a flawed multiculturalism can be damaging, but the better alternative is not to retreat into a monocultural illusion that neglects history and human nature. We can take inspiration from the variety of the Australian bush or the cityscape of our home in Sydney, with its churches, synagogues, mosques and temples. We should invest our efforts in nurturing a form of collaborative multiculturalism that serves Australia and all its people, creating an Australia that is stronger precisely because it is diverse.
Rabbi Dr Benjamin Elton is Chief Minister of The Great Synagogue in Sydney. The Most Reverend Kanishka Raffel is the Anglican Archbishop of Sydney.

The pond has been spanked too many times with a warm lettuce leaf to care about that kind of word salad ...

And the pond had absolutely no time for this yarn, as it didn't seem to feature a saucy novel with a sexy pulse ...

EXCLUSIVE
ICJ gags former top judge’s verdict on its green overreach
Top Australian judge Ian Callinan blasts world court for wading into climate change policy
The International Court of Justice invited a former High Court judge to write an essay for its 80th anniversary – then tried to suppress his criticisms of the court.
By Paul Garvey

Is it too reflexive to wonder why a "top judge" - the reptiles new way of saying "top loon" - has himself waded into climate change policy, if only to berate the ICJ for allegedly wading into climate change? 

In reality, it's just a way of drawing attention to the IPA, a reminder that most days the lizard Oz is an IPA publicity machine...



On what basis did the not so learned judge decide that the ICJ's opinion on climate change was unpersuasive? 

Is he an expert on climate science as well as a zinger of a racy novelist?

...by all accounts Chief Justice Murray Gleeson had barristers in fits at a dinner at the Brisbane Club to mark the retirement of Ian Callinan. Reading selected quotes from the works of the former Brisbane judge, Gleeson lingered on the more racy sections of the books. Likening these accounts of sex as akin to an old movie in which the act was not fully depicted but represented by a shot of the male fast asleep, Gleeson remarked that Callinan's interpretation of sleeping with a woman "meant exactly that - going to sleep". (AFR)




So that's how the pond should be training to become a top notch climate scientist!

Of course the whiner had many other whinges, but typically the reptiles treasured the climate change angle, because nothing's wrong with the world right now ...

All that clearing of the decks kept the pond wide-eyed awake, and left room for the most treasured Tuesday moment of all for Dame Groan cultists ... a serve of her groaning ...



The header: Tomago more proof Anthony Albanese backs politics over good policy; Faulty energy policy has cost taxpayers $2.5bn to save the very industry it helped cripple, as the Albanese government’s political calculus overrides economic reform.

The caption for the grinning fiend: Anthony Albanese visits Tomago Aluminium Smelter to announce a financial lifeline to the smelter for 10 more years. Picture: Thomas Lisson

This is a classic reptile ploy. Spend weeks, neigh months, neigh years, groaning about the lack of an industrial base in crucial areas relating to defence and security...

Remind us bromancer ...

...A related decline in deterrence comes from Western governments deciding not to spend the money to produce the military capabilities that deterrence requires. All around the Western world defence spending is in a fight to the death with social spending. Defence is losing. Governments and electorates are choosing limitless social expenditure on infinitely expandable personal needs over national security spending.
As a result, the conventional balance of forces, as well as the nuclear balance, is moving against the West.
Further, the West’s defence industry base is plainly inadequate, having been greatly reduced since the end of the Cold War, with much Western manufacturing relocated to China. Western powers are slowly rebuilding this industrial base, but the process is almost criminally slow. (from August 2024, in the archive)

... then send in the groaner to beat them up, as the get 'em coming and get 'em going strategy requires:

Good policy is good politics; it’s the principle Paul Keating followed during his reforming purple patch as treasurer. What is less understood is that constant communication and explanations were also essential ingredients.
Virtually all policies involve winners and losers. Unless the losers can be compensated in some way, including through an understanding of the benefits of a bigger economic pie, economic reform becomes very difficult.

The pond can still remember ancient times when the French clock fan, sometimes observed flying over Australia on his way to Paris, sent the reptiles into a frenzy, but now he's best seen as a golden age club with which to beat the current age of lead ... Treasurer Paul Keating abided by the principle that good policy is good politics.




With that warm up, it was on for young, old and the "we'll all be rooned" biddy ...

This message is totally lost on the Albanese government. Politics trumps every other consideration. Bad policy that leads to lower productivity, higher costs and a shrinking economic pie is tolerated if there are votes involved.
Last week, we learnt of the bailout of the Tomago aluminium smelter in the Hunter Valley. It is the biggest smelter in the country and uses a very large chunk of the electricity generated along the east coast. The estimated cost of the bailout is $2.5bn over a decade, with the contribution of the NSW government capped at $1.225bn. That’s clever on the part of Premier Chris Minns, but not so appealing for Australian taxpayers.
Aluminium is essentially congealed electricity, with between 30 and 40 per cent of Tomago’s costs being energy. The long-term contract the smelter previously secured guaranteed affordable electricity until 2028 when the agreement expires. The figures for a new power contract quoted to the owners – Rio Tinto is just one of the parties – would have necessitated the closure of the plant.
The global aluminium market has shown considerable volatility historically. Russia is a big producer, as is China. There are multiple smelters in China’s western region, with modern coal plants their principal source of energy.
Other countries that are consequential producers of aluminium include Iceland, Norway, Canada and, more recently, Indonesia. Some delays in the commissioning of new plants have led to relatively high aluminium prices in the past few years, with strong demand from a variety of sources, including electric vehicles and renewable energy.
The Prime Minister claims Tomago is an example of “strategic capability” as one reason for the bailout. But given that aluminium is produced by many of our strategic allies, it’s not clear that this rationale stacks up compared with some rare minerals, for example. There is also talk about new renewable energy projects going ahead because of the deal, but Tomago’s investment in these is trivial.
The real motive for the Tomago bailout is that the plant directly employs 1000 workers, with other jobs indirectly hanging off its continuation. (The figure of 5000 in total is a stretch but is quoted to emphasise the importance of the smelter and downplay the cost of the governments’ handout per job. At $2.5m per direct job, this intervention is very expensive.) It is also located in a politically sensitive part of Australia.
But the biggest irony of this announcement, which follows several other bailouts of similar smelters/refineries, is that faulty energy policy is the main reason for the rescue operation. Had Tomago been able to roll over the energy contract at similar prices, there would be no need for such hefty compensation.
But the headlong pursuit of decarbonisation and subsidisation of renewable energy have led to much higher electricity prices and a potential loss of reliability. (Aluminium smelters require 24/7 power, although they can power down to some extent.)
But there was Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen at the announcement of the bailout, seemingly unaware that his actions, in part, have led to taxpayers being tapped on the shoulder to save the plant.

Maestro, please, a snap of the hapless one, gesticulating and requiring Dame Groan's correction, Minister for Climate Change and Energy Chris Bowen during Question Time at Parliament House in Canberra. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




Dame Groan was quick to send the likes of the bromancer to the corner ...

Let’s be clear here that the bailout of Tomago is all about politics, not economics or geostrategic factors. It’s stretching the meaning of words to describe it as part of the Future Made in Australia project. A private sector company could easily have the regulatory authorities knocking on the door, accusing it of misleading advertising.
Then we come to the GST deal with Western Australia and the PM’s clear assurance that nothing would change, notwithstanding the release of the Productivity Commission’s draft report on the topic. Again, this is all about politics, not good policy. And in this case, the fault is bipartisan, with the special deal having been first introduced by a Coalition government led by Scott Morrison.
For many years, WA had been a recipient state under the arrangement known as horizontal fiscal equalisation. This century HFE has been applied to the revenue generated from the GST.
But the outstanding development of the resources industry in the west, as well as high commodity prices, turned the state from being a recipient state to being a donor one, meaning the relativity of its distribution – 100 is even – began to sink and could have been as low as in the 20s. It’s easy to see how the citizens of WA felt deeply annoyed.
Now there are several ways of dealing with this conundrum; some sort of short-term adjustment may have been in order. The truth is that the way in which HFE works in this country has several flaws, including the disincentive it creates for states to develop their own resources and for governments to operate as efficiently as possible. There are also some arbitrary exclusions from the calculation – for example, gambling revenue.
Other federations around the world run much less extreme versions of HFE, which in our case is designed to allow all states to provide services of similar standard to their citizens. In Canada, for instance, only a portion of the provinces’ mineral royalties are counted towards the calculation of HFE. This is one solution to our WA problem. In the US, the extent of HFE is much lower again. There is a simple acceptance of big differences in the standard of government provision between the states and the role interstate migration can play.
The point here is that rather than create an arbitrary baseline relativity figure for WA and top up all the other states so they are no worse off – that was the Morrison deal and continued thereafter – there are other, superior policy changes that could be implemented.
Bear in mind here that the fiscal cost is now around $60bn over a decade, a large multiple of what was originally expected. This is money the federal budget cannot really afford. Note also the current arrangement produces the bizarre outcome that WA receives 113 per cent of its assessed fiscal needs compared with just under 100 per cent for the other states.
It’s a clear case of politics trumping good policy, something that has become a hallmark of this government. WA is politically important, and Albanese has made it clear there will be no change to its special GST deal. There are better ways of dealing with the issue, but he is not interested.
The Keating principle that good policy is good politics has been totally forgotten.

Um, wasn't it a hallmark of the clap happy's government? 

And now the current government lacks the balls aka the wherewithal to do anything about it?

And as for the French clock devotee, you have to admire the way he's moved from this ...




... to becoming the old biddy's poster boy, bedecked with her good housekeeping seal of approval ...

And now time to close with the immortal Rowe heading off to the races ...




Credit where it's due ... this is what Faux Noise has produced ...