The pond took its first look at the lizard Oz and was totally unnerved.
Petulant Peta, Jack the Insider and Killer Creighton reporting from the USA? It was more than the pond could take, the pond simply couldn't do it.
Thursdays were always bleak, but this day seemed even bleaker, so the pond put the tepid pile of garbage to one side.
But what to do to keep the comments section open without changing the settings?
Luckily the pond was pleased, as proud as dinkum punch really, to see Sky News (Au, not the divested Pom mob) score an honourable mention in (the remarkably cheerful) Sam Stein's piece for The Bulwark, Breaking: Sources Say the Story You’re Reading Isn’t Real.
The pond's own acquaintance with Sky News (Au) is extremely limited.
The pond doesn't mind garbage but paying for it is a bridge too far. After all, if you still have the likes of Rowan Dean on your books, then in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed climate science denialist moron is going to be the king.
Back to Stein and that dishonourable mention, infinitely pleasing, and a loon called Bad Hombre who specialises in false reporting, including a recent yarn about the Harris-Walz campaign paying for entertainers to turn up to her rallies.
Much of Bad Hombre’s content is based on stories and bits of information from other publications. But occasionally, a post will give the impression that Bad Hombre has insider access to people in Harris’s close orbit (or in the Washington Post newsroom) and is just gleefully spilling the tea.
Days before his Lizzo post, the account—the bio for which reads “Political commentary. Catholic. Populist.”—issued the following post:
Major drama within the Kamala Harris campaign this morning. A source reveals that Harris screamed at and angrily berated her campaign manager Julie Chavez for over 30 minutes on the phone this morning. . . . Chavez was in tears during the phone call as Kamala shred her to pieces, called her an idiot, inept, horrible at your f-ing job, and told her that her stupid advice is going to be the reason she loses.
Actual Harris campaign sources, not surprisingly, were totally perplexed.
It’s impossible to know the extent of Bad Hombre’s reach. But according to the barebones metrics X makes publicly visible on posts, the made-up Chavez story alone got seven million views.
Occasionally, Bad Hombre will post a bit of “news” based on actual public information. But these morsels of reported fact are presented in a way that fundamentally distorts the story. On October 22, Gwen Walz canceled a reproductive rights talk in Maine without offering an explanation. Bad Hombre picked up on the news, posting that the vice presidential nominee’s wife had canceled the event “angrily” because “Kamala spoke to Tim Walz to tell him his wife’s overbearing attitude was hurting her with male voters.” That post got 1.8 million views.
One of his more infamous posts—falsely accusing a Harris-supporting Republican couple in Pennsylvania of being paid actors and left-wing film producers—prompted Sky News Australia to do an entire segment on it as if it were true. (“This was great investigative journalism by the journalist that went and found that out,” one Sky News contributor says.) The couple said their life was turned into chaos, although they’ve since embraced their role as Harris surrogates.
Yeay, minor bush league Sky News finally made it to the Faux Noise big time.
At this point Stein posted a link to X featuring said Sky News (Au) distribution of lies, which should have come with an "unsafe, about to enter Uncle Leon cesspool" warning, but where you can still see the clip (unlike the screen cap below).
If you liked you could go straight to Dinesh recycling Sky News (Au) recycling garbage. This also contained the link, which is just as well because the pond understands that Sky News (Au) took the original down:
Ye ancient world of cat and dog eaters, preferably with ketchup and pepper, how lucky to live in a world where Dinesh D'Souza pays attention to your work and means something other than barking mad insanity howling at many moons.
Of course Sky News (AU) is just a wannabe aspirational drop kick bunch of losers who'd like to imagine themselves as Faux Noise down under, but credit where credit is due.
Faux Noise has had decades at refining its knives, as noted by Gretchen Carlson in a tweet:
Ye ancient cats and dogs, served with mustard and mayonnaise, the pond can remember the days that Gretchen made a living on Faux Noise getting outraged about Festivus:
Oh they were the good days, when the war on Xmas was always worth a laugh.
Carlson told host Kevin McCullough that a Festivus pole display in the Washington state capitol next to a Christmas tree was “outrageous,” adding: “I don’t want to have to drive around, eventually, years gone by with my kids looking at all the Nativity scenes during Christmas time and say, ‘Oh look kids, there’s the baby Jesus, way behind the Festivus pole, you can barely see him.’”
Carlson previously explained that she does not want to see a Festivus pole because “I’m all for free speech and free rights, just not on December 25th.”That was it for the Stein/Sky News (Au) connection, but while at The Bulwark, the pond did enjoy an Orwellian reference by William Kristol (ye ancient cats and hounds, the pond can remember the days when Kristol presented as a fatuous fop).
Once the war on Xmas is recalled, Megyn Kelly immediately springs to mind, as stupid now as she was back in the day.
There was Jon Stewart, still turning up on a Monday for The Daily Show, way back in 2015:
There must be more juice in the war on Xmas, and after tonight, it'll be less than two months to go. Time for the outrage machine to get cranking.
That was it for the Stein/Sky News (AU) connection, but while at The Bulwark, the pond did enjoy an Orwellian reference by William Kristol.
Ye ancient cats grilled medium rare and hounds served in their juices, the pond can remember the days when Kristol presented as a fatuous fop:
Cf. Why is Bill Kristol always wrong?
Say what you will but the mango Mussolini has managed to bring together a weird assortment of extremely strange bedfellows, including the pond, Bill Kristol and Arnold Schwarzenegger, immortalised by Clive James as a brown condom full of walnuts ...
But back to that Kristol quote:
Quite the contrary, he offered this about that occasion:
The love in that room, it was breathtaking. There’s never been an event that beautiful. It was a love fest. It was love for our country.
You might not have thought that what you saw Sunday at the Garden was beautiful. In fact it might have looked ugly. You might not have thought that what you saw was love. It might have looked more like hate.
But Trump says it was love. Who are we to argue? To do so might make us enemies from within. And Trump and his gang will wreak vengeance and exact retribution, if they win, on those who are enemies from within. But not to worry. They’ll wreak vengeance and exact retribution under the banner of love.
There’s a precedent for this. The interior ministry in George Orwell’s Oceania, the building with no windows but with its interior lights always on, the heart of state power and repression, the place where submission to Big Brother is ultimately enforced. That is the Ministry of Love.
The pond will have to remember that when dealing with the odes to hate that emanate from the lizard Oz. The reptiles are merely doing the work of the Ministry of Love. To quote a few lines:
The Ministry of Truth contained, it was said, three thousand rooms above ground level, and corresponding ramifications below. Scattered about London there were just three other buildings of similar appearance and size. So completely did they dwarf the surrounding architecture that from the roof of Victory Mansions you could see all four of them simultaneously. They were the homes of the four Ministries between which the entire apparatusof government was divided. The Ministry of Truth, which concerned itself with news, entertainment, education, and the fine arts. The Ministry of Peace, which concerned itself with war. The Ministry of Love, which maintained law and order. And the Ministry of Plenty, which was responsible for economic affairs. Their names, in Newspeak: Minitrue, Minipax, Miniluv, and Miniplenty.
...The Ministry of Love was the really frightening one. There were no windows in it at all. Winston had never been inside the Ministry of Love, nor within half a kilometre of it. It was a place impossible to enter except on official business, and then only by penetrating through a maze of barbed-wire entanglements, steel doors, and hidden machine-gun nests. Even the streets leading up to its outer barriers were roamed by gorilla-faced guards in black uniforms, armed with jointed truncheons.
...One did not know what happened inside the Ministry of Love, but it waspossible to guess: tortures, drugs, delicate instruments that registered your nervous reactions, gradual wearing-down by sleeplessness and solitude and persistent questioning. Facts, at any rate, could not be kept hidden. They could be tracked down by enquiry, they could be squeezed out of you by torture. But if the object was not to stay alive but to stay human, what difference did it ultimately make? They could not alter your feelings: for that matter you could not alter them yourself, even if you wanted to. They could lay bare in the utmost detail everything that you had done or said or thought; but the inner heart, whose workings were mysterious even to yourself, remained impregnable.
...He did not know where he was. Presumably he was in the Ministry of Love, but there was no way of making certain. He was in a high-ceilinged windowless cell with walls of glittering white porcelain. Concealed lamps flooded it with cold light, and there was a low, steady humming sound which he supposed had something to do with the air supply. A bench, or shelf, just wide enough to sit on ran round the wall, broken only by the door and, at the end opposite the door, a lavatory pan with no wooden seat. There were four telescreens, one in each wall.
Speaking of the MM and his ministering to Love, predictably he totally lost it over comparative crowd sizes.
Who knows how he'd feel, what he'd XXXX, how he'd react, if someone asked him to compare his cock's size to that of Arnold Palmer's:
Lordy, lordy, if he does squeak a win, the USA can look forward to at least four years of psychosis on parade. Who knows what it will look like four years hence, if senility and dementia maintain their relentless march.
Finally, to strike a sombre note, the pond would like to put a face on the ethnic cleansing and genocide that's currently being perpetrated in Gaza.
Come on down Yulia Malinovsky, featured at CNN: Israeli MP behind bill to expel key UN agency accuses US of interfering with process.
She was one of many, but she was a barking mad fundamentalist leader of the pack.
Is there a meta-irony to be found? Well yes, because Malinovsky was born in Ukraine, where Vlad the Sociopath is busy waging his own form of ethnic cleansing and genocide.
So it goes ... and so the pond turns to the 'toons for a little relief and a celebration of a day that has spread through Newtown like cockroaches, rats, or a virus.
Hi DP.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad for your recovery's sake you chose not to fully engage the steaming pile of feculence that is the Oz. During the period the Pond was on hold I had no idea of what the reptiles were up to. The vile rantings of Rupert's attack hacks held no interest for me unless accompanied by your cutting commentary and judicious choice of cartoons...plus the wit and wisdom of fellow commenteers of course!
Anyhoo, here's a little ditty with some advice for the upcoming election in the DSA (Divided States of Amerika). Apologies to the Beatle Brothers. Their song opened with the Marsellaise, but my version opens with Deutschland Über Alles.
All He Needs Is Hate
Trump, Trump, Trump...
There's no scam he can pull he hasn't done
No crap that he can fling he hasn't flung
No way that he won't lie
If he thinks it can win the game...
He's greasy!
There's nothin' he can take that he won't nab
No pussy that he thinks he couldn't grab
No stunt that he won't try
To make sure that he wins this time...
He's sleazy!
Don't believe in Trump
Don't proceed with Trump
Don't concede to Trump, Trump...
Don't let Trump succeed!
Ta Kez, the pond's mood needed lightening, in particular:
DeleteNo crap that he can fling he hasn't flung
No pussy that he thinks he couldn't grab
The negatives suited the melody nicely and the pond sang along.
Kez, in 50 years we will be awarding you a Nobel for Literature.! Loved the "opens with Deutschland Über Alles."
DeleteSoooo apt.
Cheers DP!
DeleteAnd thanks Anony!
DeleteThe Nobel will be posthumous, BOC. 😄
Delete"And here's one for Uncle Leon, bizarre billionaire, Elon Musk Wants Big Families. He Bought a Secret Compound for His"
ReplyDeleteThe secret compound mad Uncle Leon bought was actually made by his iwn compounding chemist to newscorpse' recipe. Licence fee waived. Its name?
Koolaid.
Look what has happened.
One if his shunned progeny...
Vivian Jenna Wilson...
Says:
"“F**k every single one of you motherf**kers who was at that Madison Square Garden rally, and f**k everyone who had anything to do with that racist bigoted bullsh*t,” Wilson posted on her Threads account. She transitioned when she was 16 years old and Musk has since been horrendous to her. Wilson has since taken her mother, Justine Musk’s maiden name.
. .
"“The amount of sheer and blatant racism proudly on display was an absolute f**king disgrace, yet it would be a lie to say it was surprising. You all understood exactly what was being said, and historians will remember who cheered with disdain.”
...
“He was cold, he’s very quick to anger. He is uncaring and narcissistic.”
...
https://www.themarysue.com/i-refuse-to-be-polite-or-demure-elon-musks-daughter-tears-into-rampantly-racist-madison-square-garden-donald-trump-rally/
XXXX Musk.
In Vivian Jenna Wilson's OWN words.
Vivian Jenna Wilson
vivllainous
🕷️She/Her
...
"What you said is incorrect for quite a few reasons. The main one is you're trying to rationalize something that really can't be rationalized, which is bigotry. The reason republicans gained so much traction is not because the trans movement has "devolved into" something, it's because they're a party who have historically and successfully relied on bigotry to gain and maintain power."
...
https://www.threads.net/@vivllainous?hl=en
DP, a Vivian Jenna Wilson quote sometimes, may hit the Elon spot.
And wait til she has both philisophy and political degrees!
Seems Vivian Jenna Wilson's Dad is coming in handy to explain what is wrong in many psycho situations.
Delete"The term “psychological safety” is often misleading. When managers hear safety, many dismiss it as a soft style that implies complacency. Meanwhile, psychology implies too much mumbo jumbo. High-profile figures like Elon Musk advocating for a “hardcore” style perpetuate this misconception. But this is a fundamental misunderstanding of the relationship between high standards and psychological safety."
https://www.leadingsapiens.com/psychological-safety-vs-high-standards/
One does not need to risk eyesight on either version of the Flagship, because it is all taken up by the lemniscate. The Chuckleheads badly over-acting on Sky Australia do give themes and memes a boost, back across the waters, while occasional viewers still try to work out who Kosha Gada ever has been, and why her opinion should be of any interest to regular Australians.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the unlovely Miranda Devine is pushing a new book of fantasy tied to speculation interlaced with her otherwise unsupported imaginings about how the Bidens have outgrifted the Mango one. Seems that tome was launched by Mango's able lieutenant, fresh out of jail, but ready to lead the purge of anti-Trumps after the declaration of the vote on November 2-3.
One might wonder if Mango will be upset by suggestions that anyone could outgrift him; no doubt, if he is, Truth Social will fill up, through the night, with his rantings on the art of the grift.
Rowan, you are the dumbest "man" in the world, much less little old Australia.
ReplyDeleteYou must have suffered a severe iodine deficiency in your early years:
https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article-abstract/89/8/3851/2844396
Loved that Fox chyron: "Kamala's focus is on Trump, not on voters" because after all, who is Trump's focus on ?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I caught a moment on the teev when a nice lady being 'interviewed' said of Trump that:
"He works very hard"
"He's on the side of the ordinary people"
Yeah, so sad in describing somebody who only works hard at never working at all and is only ever on the side of one very ordinary person indeed. But it does show how seriously removed from any semblance of reality that very many people - especially Trump voters - are throughout their lives.