In which the pond endures, at great length, the suffering of angry white males and angry female blondes ...

Now the pond could have chosen almost any of these digital offerings this day, and been entranced. 

There's nothing like a bill gaining the support of the Hansonists to help flagging poll numbers, is there?

But it's the pond's business to head off down to the waste treatment works on a daily basis, and it doesn't get any smellier than this ...

Yes, it's the long-suffering white male, and Caroline Marcus daring to go where even the Oreo and Henry 'hole in the bucket' Ergas, amongst others, refused to go yesterday ...

Now the pond has already had a kind word to say about head honcho at Nine, Hugh Marks and his curating of the Nine brand, and really can't think of anything to add...

... so it's on with the treats ...

Now it turns out that the arm-breaker is just indulging in a meme common amongst white nationalists and Trumpists in the good old USA ... look at this line up this day ...

And so on, and even though familiarity breeds contempt, on we go ... with a proper credit to the cesspit that routinely publishes a lot of cess ...

Now the only observation the pond has to make at this point is that the photo used as an illustration looks nothing like the white males the arm-breaker is bleating about ... 

It looks like a persecuted, harassed metro hipster male dragged off the street in Surry Hills and taken deep into the bowels of the bunker to be used by the Terrorists as a model. No wonder the lad looks terrified.

There's the trimmed beard, fresh from the Shaver shop with nifty beard gear, and the short hair and the harried look, as if the poor lad stepped out with the wrong shoulder bag ...

Yes, it's exactly the wrong sort of illustration. 

This is the sort of white male the arm-breaker would, on his usual day, stridently mock for not being a man's man, but rather an inner city 'leet hipster loser and dropkick, unaware that Parramatta is the centre of the world.

Never mind, on we go ...

Yes, the last time the pond looked, this man is a long-suffering resident white stoically enduring the slings and arrows in Airds ...

... oh wait, the pond isn't sure now which man we're talking about, but the pond is certain that at least one of them is a long-suffering white man living a life of poverty in Airds ...

And so to the last burst of bile ...

Well yes, and it's probably very good that society and the Murdochians allow a place for loons to vent, because, let's face it, you wouldn't want a Latham catching a cab while in an angry mood ...

But sadly the pond must leave it there, because this is a day for the sort of notorious double bunger that sees anxious readers, unused to coping with bigotry and stress, dropping like flies ...

And so the pond moves on to that other strange phenomenon, the year of living dangerously with angry female blondes ...

Now the pond has previously gone on at great length explaining why, even if one happens to detest a particular religion - or the dress codes of many religions - that banning rarely works, and instead often produces a sense of grievance and persecution ...

You know this sort of thing featured cheek by jowl this day in the Terror with the angry female blonde ...

Let's see how we can lather up that sense of paranoia and persecution ...

Perhaps this could best be done by associating, conflating and confusing a form of dress with all the worst that fundamentalist Islam can offer ...

Yes, there's an excellent start, and see how the trolling produces such an excellent and astute response,  a loathing not just of the clothing, but as the dear commenter said, finding the religion offensive on many, many levels ...

These blondes really know how to bring on the hate and lather up a frisson of fear ...

Now your average Jesuit might be able to understand and appreciate the subtle difference between a woman wearing a hijab and other forms of clothing symbolising a religion and enslavement, and a burkini, which somehow is the only symbol of the enslavement of women that matters ...

But it has to be said, it's a subtle distinction that escapes the pond ... in much the same way as the pond often mistakes a fully clad nun, frequently mistaken for a penguin, as an enslaved woman, a bride of the slave master Christ ...

Perhaps what the pond needs is a grotesque caricature in classic Terrorist style to help it understand ...

It was around this point that the pond had only one thought lingering in the mind ...

No wonder the Nine brand is fucked ... what a gormless wimp ... 

What a tragedy for the Nine brand and A Current Affair, to have a woman who makes the Devine sound sometimes moderate, out there shouting the hate ...

And so to a final grotesque example of linking the extreme with a form of swimwear that not so long ago wouldn't have caused any fuss at all ... at least until it got linked with the most extreme and outrageous behaviour ...

What a trawl through the sewer of festering hate, fear and loathing.

If that's liberation, perhaps the pond should be counted out. And if it manages to radicalise the pond, the long absent lord alone knows what it manages to do for a moderate Islamic.

So thanks to the Daily Terrorists for peddling an arm breaker and a blonde doing a first class job as a hater. 

And at the same time, much like that screeching parrot that used to live at the Dungowan pub, what a peculiarly Australian form of entertainment, the rough modern equivalent to ranting ratbags in the Domain ...

Well between this ...

... and this ...

The pond knows what wins, and what cranks up the hate, fear, paranoia and persecution ...

Oh wait, how did that make a come-back?

Never mind, for anyone who made it this far, feel free to award yourself an Order of Lenin medal for heroic suffering, and here's a Pope cartoon offering an even better flying experience in the near future, and as always, more excellent Papery - without the need to become a bride of Christ - here ...