Tony Abbott, and a special moment of thanks unto the lord ...

Tremendous news.

As requested by this site, the mad monk Tony Abbott is now the leader of the opposition. By a vote! The good lord came down to the earth, as we requested, and moved amongst the Liberal party, and lo, they came unto a decision, and it was good, and the Pellist heresy was justified. Here endeth the lesson, but follow the angels and all will be well.

And better still, he has the full support of mad uncle Wilson "Ironbar" Tuckey, and Kevin "the Undertaker" Andrews!

Happy days! And he's a groover, with a deep romantic appeal to women, who just swoon and bare their thighs in his presence:

Finally, the Liberal party has elected its Mark Latham.

Look on your new fearless leader, mortals, and bow down. By a single vote!

Oh it's better than a chook fight in a poultry farm.

Now let's all lift our voices to the heavens in thanks:

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin' all week with you.

This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
He's wearing my Liberal party membership on his chain.
He's my steady, he's our man,
Me and the lord gonna love him all we can.
(Chorus)
Gonna cruise him round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends

Hopin' climate change debate never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.