The pond had to offer the little finger to Dame Slap, cutting her dead because she was in campaign mode before Xmas.
It was just the usual DS litany, and the irony of her casting herself as a woman of principled convictions, with which to judge others, wasn't sufficient to compensate for the loss of time involved.
As for Stephanie Coombes, it was an opportunity for the reptiles to regurgitate all the graphics already featured on the pond in an earlier parrot story, together with this insight:
If 2GB was a zoo – and it certainly felt that way much of the time – Jones seemed like a particularly rare and endangered exhibit. A lonely relic from another time, stuck on the wrong side of a glass cage, trapped by public scrutiny and unable (or unwilling) to live truthfully.
Which is not to say Jones’s sexuality was a secret. He would have obvious infatuations with the beautiful young men who worked at the station. Jones would take them to dinner, foster their career, speak warmly of their sharp wit and intelligence (even when those merits were lacking).
We – the mostly young producers – thought it was innocent. Funny, even. Here was a powerful man, a titan of the media, clearly beleaguered with schoolboy crushes. It made for good office gossip.
But I was never close to the inner circle or the people he tried to charm. I didn’t know the details. These days I sorely regret being so glib about it.
But for all involved, the best trial is a fair trial and I will say no more on that matter.
The pond will say no more on the matter. To make the parrot's current matter a matter of tedium is a singular achievement.
Following the revival of the Catholic Boys' Daily, matters religious continue to score a mention.
There was, to stray briefly from the reptile zoo, a cracking Crace,
The gospel according to Boris Johnson: it’s the church’s fault our kids are overweight, a fun read if you can bear the thoughts of a fat frump given a Cracing, while the reptile war on the ACU continued apace in Yoni Bashan's
Vatican questions ACU faith, It’s not just Sydney’s Archbishop who is doubting the Australian Catholic University of late but it appears the church’s highest earthbound authority, the Vatican no less, has concerns.
That Yoni Bashan continuing of the reptile trolling began with a snap reminding the hive mind punters of the object of the reptile wrath, Australian Catholic University vice-chancellor Zlatko Skrbis:
This time the Vatican was dragged into the affair, but anything would have done, because the reptiles are in crusader mode, smearing and stalking in their usual way. You know you're in vindictive idle gossip mode when you get lines like "We're hearing", dressed up with fine distractions like "are cogitating". No cogitation is required when trolling:
It’s not just Sydney Archbishop Anthony Fisher wondering aloud whether the Australian Catholic University is still, well, Catholic.
We’re hearing senior officials in the Vatican have been apprised of the troubles at ACU and are themselves cogitating over the divergence of the university from the church and its mission.
As revealed on Tuesday, it was this very question that circled almost every paragraph of an extraordinary six-page letter written by Fisher to Pro-chancellor Virginia Bourke on November 13.
Rebuking the university’s leadership, the archbishop spoke of his shame with ACU over the abandonment of union leader Joe de Bruyn last month following his delivery of an honorary doctoral speech which sparked a mass walkout in the audience, saying “our largest educational institution seems to be ambivalent about its Catholic identity”.
Copied into the letter was ACU vice-chancellor Zlatko Skrbis, who was recently in Rome to inspect an ACU campus in the city. While there he was also summoned to appear at a meeting with the Holy See’s Dicastery for Culture and Education.
And apparently that meeting didn’t go so swimmingly. Skrbis denied that Vatican officials raised any concerns with him about ACU, and it’s certainly possible that no questions were put to him directly. If they’re not saying it to his face, they’re definitely bringing it up behind his back.
“It was a private and confidential meeting,” an ACU spokeswoman told us. “The vice-chancellor’s meeting with the Dicastery was collegial and mutually beneficial.”
What’s unable to be denied, however, is that high-ranking members of the dicastery are privately raising concerns about ACU’s perceivable deterioration as a Catholic institution. Multiple sources have confirmed it.
The treatment of de Bruyn was one incident that raised pulses, but so did the appointment in January of a pro-abortion academic, Professor Kate Galloway, as the university’s Dean of Law.
And where’s Galloway now? She was paid $1m to give up the position after a conservative backlash; her new role at ACU is Strategic Professor for Law and Social Justice, a pursuit that’s hardly simpatico with Catholic social teachings.
Does Skrbis survive this mess? Chancellor Martin Daubney is mighty keen on renewing Skrbis’ contract in the face of his detractors. And these detractors are many. They’re all watching closely the chapel on the North Sydney campus, waiting for the white smoke to start billowing. YB
Fundamentalism remains at the heart of reptile theology, the search for the pure, and the consignment of the wicked to weeks of reptile coverage purgatory. Skrbis is just the latest in a long line of reptile victims, but as it's the ACU, who cares if it disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow?
As for the rest the reptiles were fixated on the start of the trade wars, and here the pond would like to make a preemptive strike by referring to Jonathan V. Last in The Bulwark.
Here is my concern about Trump’s announcement that he will impose 25 percent tariffs on all goods from Mexico and Canada starting on January 20:
I’m concerned that he won’t actually do it.
Is it possible that Trump will actually slap that 25 percent number on all goods entering the country from Mexico and Canada until they stop all undocumented migrants from crossing the U.S. border and the amount of fentanyl coming into the United States drops to zero?1
Uh, sure. That is one possible outcome.
And if that happens, then prices of consumer goods in the United States will jump and we’ll slingshot into a recession.
Let me tell you a story about a more likely outcome:
On January 20, Trump will issue an EO with his 25 percent tariffs. The trigger date for implementation will be some point in the medium-future. Fox will talk about this great achievement nonstop. The mainstream media will talk about how potentially destabilizing the tariffs are.
And then at some point—maybe before the tariffs kick in, or maybe shortly afterwards—Trump will declare victory. Magically, the supply of fentanyl coming from Mexico and/or Canada will dry up and illegal border crossings will no longer concern Americans.
We’ve seen this story before, over and over.
Remember Trump’s “Muslim ban”? He signed a couple of executive orders, the courts halted them. Lawyers did a lot of pro bono work. After a few weeks everything was business as usual.
Remember when Trump tore up NAFTA? Except that he never did. He simply negotiated a “successor” agreement that was little more than new paint on the same vehicle.2
Remember when Trump built the wall that Mexico paid for? Trump replaced about 400 miles of existing barriers and built 52 miles of new fencing—52 miles! The U.S. government paid for all of this.
This is Trump’s modus operandi.
He promises his base crazy shit. He then announces that he’s about to do the crazy shit. The media freaks out at the prospect of said crazy shit. Trump then wriggles out of doing the crazy shit and—this is the key part—his voters give him credit for the crazy shit anyway.
That’s Trump’s secret sauce: The fact that his voters are never let down. No matter how little he actually does for them, no matter how many promises he breaks or fails to deliver, then never feel betrayed by him.
The pond mentioned all that because the pond is in the pits of despair.
Not because of the threat of tariffs or a trade war. It's because the bromancer has gone MIA and the reptiles have flung two lesser reptiles, minor players, into their coverage of the usual bog standard crazy shit.
Where's the bro when he's badly needed to set the pond straight?
The pond hasn't sighted the bromancer since 9th November, when he promised that Donald Trump's revolution will transform the world, and after that promise, he just disappeared into the ether or up himself.
No matter, never mind, the pond is left with the dregs, two minute reads from Joe, the lesser member of the Kelly gang, and wee Will of Glasgow fame.
For Joe's wretched piece, Trump’s day one plan both a cause for concern and for hope
Imposing tariffs on America’s three biggest trading partners on day one shows Trump is serious about using tariffs, and any notion he was all talk and empty rhetoric on trade policy must be swiftly put to bed, the reptiles dragged out a tired and ancient snap to match his coverage, Donald Trump arrives three hours late for a campaign rally in Traverse City, Michigan on October 25, 2024. Picture: AFP.
October, and here we are nearing the end of November, and that's the best snap they can muster? And just as bad, mealy-mouthed Joe simply wasn't up to the job:
Donald Trump will be muscular in acting on tariffs, but also flexible.
This is the take-out from his plan to make the imposition of tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China the first item of business on day one of his second presidential term.
Imposing tariffs on America’s three biggest trading partners on day one achieves two things. First, it shows Trump is serious about using tariffs. Any notion that he was all talk and empty rhetoric on trade policy must be swiftly put to bed.
Second, Trump is keeping the rest of the world guessing about how broadly they will eventually be applied.
His day one proposal still falls well short of his radical promise for an across-the-board 10-20 per cent tariff and a 60 per cent tariff on Chinese goods.
Trump is showing he means business while keeping his ultimate plans hidden – creating space for future flexibility.
Posting on his Truth Social platform, Trump said Canada and Mexico would be hit with a 25 per cent tariff on all goods coming into the US “until such time as drugs, in particular fentanyl, and all illegal aliens stop this invasion of our country.”
Trump also said he would charge Beijing an extra “10 per cent tariff, above any additional tariffs” on all Chinese products coming into America until the flow of illegal drugs into the US was halted.
Economist Steven Hamilton said the Trump tariffs would be “strongly inflationary in the short run and economically damaging in the long run”, given the strong cross-border trade for North American production inputs.
He also said there was good news from Trump’s day one plans, including for Australia.
“This is confirmation of something we have wondered for some time now – the tariffs are not intended to be an across-the-board, unconditional move to raise revenue but rather are a bargaining chip in order to extract concessions from other countries, just as they were last time,” Mr Hamilton said.
“If the countries do as he asks (or at least appear to make a good-faith effort to do so), then perhaps there will be no tariffs.
“This is, in particular, very good news for Australia, as the probability of across-the-board tariffs, which would harm Australia, just went down.”
If Trump does intend to use tariffs as a bargaining chip, this raises further questions.
Would Trump seek to bargain with Canberra and what would he ask in return for Australia being carved-out of any punitive trade measures?
Nobody knows the answers to these questions, reinforcing the unpredictability of the new Trumpian era.
“We are operating under a lot of uncertainty, and have been waiting for Trump to resolve that uncertainty,” Hamilton said.
“We have to take it step by step.
“But there are many things one might have expected him to do on tariffs on day one.
“This is far, far better than what we would have expected had we taken him (Trump) literally.”
Wee Will's two minute coverage of the bog standard crazy shit, Donald Trump gets personal with Xi Jinping in opening trade war salvo, The second China-America trade war has begun. It is set to get very ugly, very fast, opened with an equally tired and anodyne snap, Donald Trump with Xi Jinping in Beijing during his first term as US President. Picture: AFP
First term as President? Really? That's the best the reptiles can drag out of the archive? And then with wee Will's search engine research to follow:
Beijing’s initial response to Donald Trump’s opening shot in the second round of his trade war with China was to pretend it hadn’t happened.
For almost an hour, there was total silence on the Chinese internet about Trump’s threat to impose 10 per cent tariffs on almost $US400bn worth of products from China unless Beijing addressed his fury about Chinese fentanyl ingredients.
A source in China’s state media told me everyone was waiting for the Chinese government to give its line.
Then, about an hour after the US president-elect’s social media barrage had led news sites around the world, China’s national broadcaster CCTV, announced the news — and set the tone of Beijing’s response.
“Trump arrogantly proposes to impose a 10 per cent tariff on goods imported from China,” CCTV declared.
The story quickly topped China’s search engine Baidu’s search list.
That key word – arrogantly – was everywhere.
At this point the reptiles followed up with a Sky News (Au) cross promotion, featuring the dog botherer and some minor alleged libertarian ratbag contributor:
Sky News contributor Kristin Tate claims the threat of Donald Trump imposing tariffs could “go a long way” to solving the problems facing America today. “I’m not sure that these tariffs will ever be implemented, but the threat of them could go a long way to solving the problems facing this country today,” she told Sky News host Chris Kenny. Ms Tate’s remarks come after Mr Trump claimed he would impose additional tariffs
Uh huh, go on, a long way to solving the problems? A passing shit show shit storm?
Magically, the supply of fentanyl coming from Mexico and/or Canada will dry up and illegal border crossings will no longer concern Americans.
They really do live above the Faraway Tree, while wee Willie did his best to Trump it up:
Eight weeks before Trump has even been inaugurated, the second China-America trade war has begun. It is set to get very ugly, very fast.
Most observers in China think it will continue as long as Trump’s second term and its effects will long outlast him.
And as the Reserve Bank of Australia and Treasurer Jim Chalmers have made clear, what happens to our biggest trade partner is going to be felt in Australia.
These new tariffs would build on the considerable pile Trump built up in his first term (many already at 25 per cent) and to which Joe Biden has added, rather than dismantled.
Trump campaigned saying he would raise them to 60 per cent on all Chinese imports. That’s the direction of travel. They could even go higher.
A violent trade clash with the world’s biggest economy is the last thing Chinese businesses need right now.
Much of China’s economy is limping towards the country’s 2024 growth target of “about 5 per cent”.
If China's economy is limping, then get ready to do the Oz hobble, but the reptiles settled for another anodyne snap, These new tariffs would build on the considerable pile Trump built up in his first term. (Photo by Nicolas ASFOURI / AFP)
Wee Willie then wrapped things up:
Expert observers of the Chinese economy, such as Dan Rosen at the Rhodium Group, think the actual economic growth rate is closer to 2 per cent.
There is no debate that many in China are doing it tough right now. More than 10 million people are estimated to have lost their jobs from the country’s gravely wounded property sector in the past three years.
Trump and his advisers know all this. And they know that in a trade war with China, America comes with huge leverage because the US continues to buy so much more from China than China does from the US.
That almost $US400bn imbalance is Trump’s core grievance, but it means he has far more Chinese trade to threaten than Beijing does.
Tuesday’s 10 per cent threat was accompanied with a claim, delivered in front of the whole world, that Xi Jinping and his government had lied to the incoming American president.
“I have had many talks with China about the massive amounts of drugs, in particular fentanyl, being sent into the United States – but to no avail,” Trump declared.
Not only was the Chinese President a liar, according to Trump, he was in cahoots, or at least tolerating, huge criminal drug operations.
It is a shocking change of tone from the red carpet, flag waving reception China’s leader received last week in Peru and Brazil.
Expect Xi to be furious. Trump is not the only leader of a world superpower with a huge ego.
And as Canberra knows well, China’s President is more than willing to take a no holds barred approach in economic tussles.
Still in mourning for the missing bromancer, the pond paused to note the lizard Oz editorialist chiming in with a bland two minute editorial, Donald Trump’s trade war prompts market angst, Donald Trump’s announcement of trade tariffs could have a huge knock-on economic effect.
After moving at breakneck speed to nominate his White House and cabinet teams, Donald Trump, still almost two months from his inauguration, has promised to impose stiff trade restrictions from his first day in the Oval Office. Canada and Mexico, the US’s biggest trading partners, will pay a 25 per cent tariff on all goods coming into the US. China will be “an additional 10 per cent tariff, above any additional tariffs”, he announced.
The president-elect previously has pledged to impose tariffs of 60 per cent on imports from China. And with the US buying the lion’s share of Canadian and Mexican exports, US tariffs, which were part of Mr Trump’s campaign platform, have the potential to damage the international economy – including, across time, that of the US itself. Australia, which has huge exposure to the Chinese economy, could suffer collateral damage in any US-China trade war, especially through declining demand for iron ore and other commodities. News of a looming trade war prompted falls in shares and the dollar on Tuesday.
Mr Trump linked his announcement to action on border security, immigration and drugs by Mexico and Canada, which suggests the tariffs could be tempered depending on action on those issues. But it creates a challenge for Anthony Albanese and his ambassador to the US, Kevin Rudd, to argue Australia’s case for exemptions as effectively as possible between now and the third week of January. In hindsight, a detour by the Prime Minister to Mar-a-Lago after the G20 summit might have been worthwhile. In 2018, when Mr Trump imposed tariffs on steel and aluminium imports in his first term, he agreed to an exemption for Australia after lobbying by Malcolm Turnbull and discussions on regional security and trade.
For Australia, a trading nation with a budget driven heavily by export earnings, free trade and rules-based trading practices need to be at the forefront of our bilateral and multilateral relationships. The nation has a strong case to argue about the risk of China using any trade war to strengthen its economic relationships across the world, including in the Indo-Pacific, which could increase its strategic influence against the interests of the US and Australia.
China’s ambassador to Australia, Xiao Qian, lost no time pressing the point from Beijing’s perspective at his press conference on Tuesday. “There is no reason for us to compromise our respective national interests for the sake of a third party,” he said. “I look forward to a constructive, productive relationship between China and Australia, irrespective of what has happened in other parts of the world.” After China’s punitive sanctions against Australian wine, seafood, cotton, barley, meat, coal, wood and other commodities that cost the national economy $20bn a year, it would be difficult to take seriously support for free trade by the regime of Xi Jinping. Mr Xiao’s claim the dispute was “not something the Chinese imposed”, pointing to Australia’s ban on Chinese telco Huawei (essential for security reasons), was self-serving nonsense. While continuing China’s charm offensive towards Mr Albanese, Mr Xiao could not resist baring the communist regime’s ugly teeth, urging Australia to back the “peaceful reunification” of China with Taiwan.
Deeply dissatisfied, the pond had to turn back to yesterday's lizard Oz, regurgitating the WSJ, so that the pond could end on a comedic note.
That's more like it, that talk of wokeness, and that graphic, echoing down the corridor in Surry Hills:
The reptiles recycled the captivating illustration at the start of the piece, with this tag,