So John Oliver picked up on Bob Katter and his dropkick sidekick, and had much fun with them, and once again made sure news of the ugly Australian spread through the United States!
So Media Watch last night had much fun with the racist loon from the deep north, whose family came from the Middle East …
Sorry, that's so yesterday, today the reptiles are deep into the killing fields, and the onion muncher shoving his stick in the ants' nest day after day has finally worked, and he and climate science denialism have won, and now it's just a matter of burying the walking dead …
Oh yes, already the fighting and the mutual abuse has begun, as noted at the ABC here…
Oh how he's crowing, and here's why the pond simply couldn't avoid the Malware in the headlights …the reptiles were in a frenzy ...
It was a full-blown crisis alright, and it made the Caterist look even more irrelevant than usual … but where to start?
Well the dog botherer was given top perch on the digital page …
Now all of this will be digital fish and chip wrapping, possibly by lunchtime, but it wasn't a good start - Dutton has handicaps to address?
Well that's hardly a vote of confidence from a climate science denialist still infatuated with the onion muncher …
Well that's the bleeding obvious, right there. What would Malware do? Head to the back bench to maintain the tribal war with the onion muncher, or resign and create the fuss of another by-election?
This tribe is so divided that only a fool would wonder why the onion muncher should be rewarded for the part he played in the massacre ...
Oh sorry, the pond should have known the dog botherer would still be yearning for the onion muncher.
But what a tragic metaphor for the mutton Dutton… a thugby league boofhead, and not even one of the clever ones, but just a thick battering ram given to taking the ball up the guts and then wondering where the memory went in later life …
The one thing you can count on is that being a thugby league forward is that there are few surprises, and the pond says that with fond memories of its thugby league uncle forward being flattened by a Pommie bastard punch …
Never mind, this is a marathon, and next up is the hand-wringing nattering "Ned", keening and moaning and sighing in the usual "Ned" way ...
Fair dibs. The reptiles have played an enormous part in the ideological and cultural wars and poisoned any rational response to climate science.
It's a bit rich now for nattering "Ned" to moan from the sidelines, as if the reptiles have had nothing to do with it ...
Now we're talking of Prince Charming? As usual, Rowe put it better, with more Rowe here …
Oh the pond just needed a break before a final gobbet of "Ned" … as the poor lad can hear the snicker-snack of Comrade Bill's vorpal blade sharpening ...
He's going to last into the coming weeks?
Meanwhile, poor old Troy was in an absolute dither, and sounded as if he was at the end of his tether ...
Oh steady Troy, it was Bob Katter and his minion that became an international joke on John Oliver …the onion muncher v. Malware is just a domestic joke ...
Yep, even Troy is hearing a death rattle, and the sweetest delusion of all is that Malware's going will save this mob, when the vorpal blade strikes ...
Actually if the pond might be so bold, the pond would love a new prime minister. It might not be the solution, but it might just be the ultimate solution.
The country could afford a little time out until an election is called and then a vote is taken, and then it will be possible to see how the antics of this mob will be judged …
And if instead the mutton Dutton decided to try to hang on and delay the moment of decision and revision for as long as possible, what a mess that would be … what a chance for the tribal wars and the rage and the hurt and the bitterness and the confusion and the chaos to continue ...
But stay, there has to be at least one delusional scribbling this day … yes, please, bring in the cane toad for a considered home town scribble, somehow imagining that Queensland still runs the nation, even in the year they lost the series to the cockroaches ...
Ah the deep north, at it again …so the mutton Dutton is the only hope of holding onto power?
What sayeth others?
But they don't get it in the deep north, home to international joke Bob Katter and his minion, who goes nameless on the pond …
Never mind, keep on pumping up the volume for the plod from the north ...
Well the reptiles have now inherited the wind …
Their slavish addiction to the onion muncher and climate science denialism has brought the government to this pretty pass ….and in the pond's view it couldn't have happened to a better conviction politician, the man who ruined the NBN and then proceeded to ruin the chance of any intelligent response to climate science …
Let the infallible Pope scribble an epitaph for this wretched potato man, with more epitaphs for gravestones available here …and no doubt there'll be one available for the mutton Dutton, and pretty quik stix too ...
ReplyDeleteDorothy and we pay these clowns to represent us in Canberra.
Well I want a refund.
With the evidence piling up more forcefully than we have experienced in earlier times that extreme weather events are happening more frequently and we have representatives who are blind to what is happening even in our own country let alone around the world.
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ReplyDeleteDoggy Bov: "To my mind, it has always made most sense that if Turnbull imploded or resigned, the party would return to Abbott."
ReplyDeleteAnd I guess that just shows us what kind of "mind" the Doggy Bov has, and what kinds of "minds" he thinks the LNP pollies have. And here's a definitive example of the kinds of minds that reptiles have:
Troyboy: "We [he means Australia] are already the coup capital of the world. No other country topples their leaders, state and federal, more often than we do. There is more stability in tin-pot dictatorships, military juntas and banana republics than in Australia.
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We have become an international joke."
Right, so in the reptile Prayer Book, it's all those ultra-stable dictatorships and autocracies and juntas that are worthy of praise, while we poor sods are "a joke". Yep, I can see how that idea might appeal to a baby-face like Bramston who has never experienced the unparallelled joy of living in "stability" (which even we had quite a bit of under Menzies). I wonder if Troyboy grasps that even that international 'non-joke' the USA changes its leader every four or at most eight years, despite the changeover being a long, drawn-out hugely expensive circus. At least our 'changes' are over in a morning.
Oh well, I guess we should just recruit an expert quadrumvirate consisting of Hun Sen, Kim Jong-Un, Xi Jinping and Vlad Putin to come and teach us poor simpleton jokes how to keep one leader for life. At least that will make master Bramston happy.
Ohh, and congratulations to the LNP's newest backbencher: welcome to Destructerville, Mutt Dutt.