In which the pond does a double bill of the Major and the Oreo … but patrons need to bring their own popcorn ...

 

The pond was expecting that the reptiles' very own Major Mitchell would explain this day what would happen should the dogs ever catch the car.

For years the reptiles have railed at the ABC, and finally they're ever so close to the car, so close to achieving the dream, and then Stephen Brooks gets cold paws, and worries about catching the car...

Surely Brook's bleat about the ABC being privatised is completely wrong, surely the Major would have the inside nod from the Chairman about the way he was preparing a privatisation bid, surely the Major had a plan for when the reptiles caught the ABC ownership bus …

Sadly, as he often does, the Major failed the test, and instead the pond was confronted with this double bill and a shortage of popcorn …

Sheesh, more bloody Trumpism, as if the world wasn't full enough of it already … but the pond knew its duty, and buckled up for the double bill …

It's true, it's true, the Soviet Union is no more.

But look on the bright side. They've got the Crimea back, they've made a mess of the Ukraine and they're well advanced on their takeover bid for the United States, while Brexit is shaping up very well …

And now it's time for the Major to show that he's a diligent reader of the reptiles… how else could the hive mind stay alert and sentient?

Indeed, indeed, there's nothing like an astute Major pointing out hypocrisy …

… while loving a team player …

And so to the Major's best antipodean version of Fox and Friends lite ...

Around this point, the pond needed a breather and thought it important to wheel in Rudi to add to the Major's spirited defence of the Donald …

There's more TT here, with the next one due today on American time, but the pond must now attend to its Oreo-munching duties ...

It is, in its usual way, distilled essence of Oreo lunacy, though the pond thinks it shows signs of marking time and explains why the reptiles might be grooming "Gravedigger" Sexton as a supplement …

But would the gravedigger manage to call the FBI a "liberal institution"? Only the Oreo could manage this sort of insight ...

As for the rest, it's true that a reading of Breitbart would generally suffice, perhaps with a few items from the National Inquirer thrown in for good measure, perhaps with a dash of Daily Caller and InfoWars on the tossed salad, and it goes without saying that Hannity, Fox and Friends and Fox News are essential, except of course for the dreadful Shepard Smith. How on earth did they let that pinko commie pervert get into the Fox bigly goodliness?

Now there are some that note that the most notable observation in the recent report was the singularly ineffectual way the deep state went about blocking the Donald's climb to the top, keeping all the Ruski stuff secret, with the only observable achievement performed by Comey, who managed to set Clinton's poll figures into a tail spin just days before the election by claiming there might be a there there, though no one has yet managed to find the there that was supposed to be there ...but don't worry, none of that will trouble the Oreo …

After all, if the reptiles can't manage to sound like Alex Jones, what's the point?

Indeed, indeed the FBI under J. Edgar Hoover, in a land blessed by Senator Joe McCarthy, is undoubtedly the world to which we should return … though this time the aim should be to persecute all those fellow travellers who succumb to Canadian and European interests, and refuse to tug the forelock to Kim and Putin …

And now with the apologists done and dusted for the day, a cartoon celebrating what they're apologising for …