The pond will get around to prattling Polonius in due course, as is right and proper for a weekend, but had to defer consideration of his concerns to deal with a matter raised to 'top of the digital page' status yesterday by the reptiles, channeling their colleague from the WSJ …
It goes without saying that the pond has long suspected Lord Downer of being a member of the deep state - it's reliably claimed that black helicopters at one point could be seen shuttling back and forth to the Adelaide hills - and the way that he worked with the Kenyan Moslem on the second Iraq war produced one of the great disasters of American policy …
What's that you say? The pond has drunk too deeply of the fake news cocktail? Stay, Lord Downer has got himself into deep waters, and the vigilant reptiles of the WSJ are on to him …
Indeed, indeed, though it's possible that Kimberley A. Strassel is unaware of even more sinister aspects of Lord Downer's career - even more problematic than his deep state collaboration with the Kenyan Moslem on the second Iraq war ...
What's that? Another pond sip of the faux news cocktail?
Certainly not. Consider how Lord Downer's work fitted hand in glove with the devious Kenyan-born Moslem in the matter of the unfolding and undoing of the Donald.
Oh there are to be questions to be asked, and absent actual answers from Lord Downer himself, more questions, and endless speculations, perhaps while singing along to the tune "the night Obama drove old Donald down …all the bells were ringing …"
Indeed, indeed. Of course Lord Downer might clear things up by revealing the conspiracy, and nailing the very thin pretexts, but it's likely he's off in his black helicopter with his precious cargo of silken stockings…
And while on the subject of compelling breaking news, the reptiles were on a roll yesterday …
There was this …
Yes, Mitch is doing his level best to re-take the crown of ABC botherer from Richard Alston, long gone but never forgotten by the pond …
Come on Mitch, show him he was just a rank amateur ...
Indeed, indeed, everyone and his dog might realise that the date was chosen with an eye on its ulterior political purposes, but this is simply not the sort of information the ABC should be imparting to its viewers.
Mitch wins, and Richard Alston is but a faded memory …
And finally, the reptiles reported on a tragedy, which we will no doubt hear much more of over the next few weeks, and which the pond is therefore sending up the flag, so that people around the land might salute the fuzzy concept of "western civilisation" (are the Ruskis in or out, whither Tchaikovsky, what of all those wretched nineteenth century novelists with hard to spell Ruski names, can spaghetti and print and gunpowder be allowed, or are they part of Oriental civilisation, must Spain be excluded because of the Muslim influence, yadda yadda, etc, etc?)
BREAKING indeed and SHOCKING as well. Look how he folds his arms, as if defiantly engaged in some Buddhist folly:
The pond was mercilessly teased for years by relatives about the complete uselessness of a degree in the y'artz, but how pleasing that the reptiles should be so concerned about a degree in Western Civilisation:
Never mind, the pond has the perfect solution that will teach that chorus line of left-wring hand-wringers a lesson as they try to denigrate and deny Australian's noble history and culture.
What on earth is the usefulness of a degree in Western Civilisation, when properly there should be a degree in Australian Civilisation?
And how dare they take a view on the onion muncher claiming the right to herd academics in the right direction ... as if academic freedom is the real issue, when everybody knows it's because deep in his heart he's a useless Pommie bastard …
The last thing we need is a degree in Pom Civilisation, what we need is an heroic degree in dinkum Australian Civilisation.
Oh there'll be options to take a climate denialist major, the aesthetics of beer drinking, a unit in football studies (suggested theme, why round balls are the work of Satan), and the pond offers to lecture in the introductory semester on the topic "the significance and meaning of the sun shining out of Simon Birmingham's arse …"
And with that out of the way, problem solved, it's on to the Pope, who would of course be a fit and proper subject for study by students, with more chances to pursue the pond's curriculum in Australian Civilisation here …
Hi Dorothy
ReplyDeleteI will take the opportunity to post on this article because having watched Birmingham on estimates he is just a false suave self opinionated git who would lie to his own mother to support the liebrals.
As for for the witch from the west surely she will be bought undone when she has to front up to explain her actions in sending in the federal liberal party police who are always acting in support of the right wingers you couldn't trust them to do their job if it involves exposing the conservatives as liars.
My one hope is that if Labor win the next election they clean out the top echelon of the federal police because they have been used by the liberals as undercover agents against labor.
The 'deep state' security gremlins always have been, ww. Look back to Lionel Murphy's raid(s) on ASIO - nothing has changed other than Dutton's muttons are much more united than in Murphy's time. No better at their supposed job, though.
ReplyDelete1973 Murphy raids (it's a very short read, but informative).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Murphy_raids