Well it wouldn't be a Monday without an Oreo, and the more delusional and barking mad, the sweeter the taste ...
This day the pond must revert to a sporting concept, which even the sports-indifferent pond came to understand, as petulant spoiled children with more moola than the pond did their thing...
Or some such thing ...
Now there's no point brooding about the non sequiturs in the logic, which sees Britain and France and New Zealand - and the United States by not exercising its veto powers - as apparently and simultaneously part of the freedom hating socialist and Islamic world, while also apparently and simultaneously part of the freedom loving western world ...
At the very least, this might be seen as something of a signal in relation to the behaviour of the Netanyahu government in recent years, a culmination of impatience ...
But logic never enters into the Oreo orbit, and any sign of coherence or rationality would be distracting and upsetting ...
Now as the pond has already noted, and as the reptiles reported this morning, Israel is going to face ongoing problems, which the policies of Netanyahu - while he's been enjoying the odd cigar or a hundred or more of the finest Cuban, and other nice gifts - have done nothing to prevent, now or in the future ...
But talk of Australia or the western world doing a unilateral withdrawal from the United Nations is the sort of destructive idle loony tunes chatter that has eerie echoes of the 1930s and the League of Nations ... and we all know where that ended ...
It puts Oreo in some strange company ...
Barnicle, Morning Joe, Breitbart, Facebook loon with 3 likes, Duterte, and as a bonus, an October 2016 alert which is the sort of false news to which the Oreo's columns should be assigned ... oh and let's not forget the 1930s because the pond always loves a bit of history ...
(That letter here).
Never mind, who cares about the odd consequent world war and holocaust, it behoves the pond to study the workings of the paranoid mind, and so the rest of the Oreo must be considered ...
Well that's enough consideration of that.
When even Theresa May seems to be part of a deep socialist Islamic internationalist black helicopter conspiracy, and Israel is entirely blameless in everything - even, it seems in the pocketing of a few good cigars from movie moguls and arms dealers - the pond knows there's only one solution.
Settle back and enjoy a jolly good Oreo New Year, perhaps with Chinese characteristics ...
Yes, the campaign to make Oreo the easiest path to mental and physical obesity continues apace ...
Armon Hanatziv Promenade This popular promenade in Jerusalem overlooks one of the most inspiring views of the Old City, including Mount Zion, the city’s walls, domes and towers, the Temple Mount, the Kidron Valley, the City of David, and the Mount of Olives. Gazing eastward you’ll see the Judean Wilderness and beyond, on a clear day, the Dead Sea and the Mountains of Moab. The promenade gets its name from the Hebrew name for the nearby home of the Britain’s Mandate high commissioner, now United Nations Headquarters.
ReplyDeleteHard to maintain the view of Israel as a beacon of democracy (and therefore of the rule of law) when this is happening.
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