Wednesday, June 13, 2018

In which the bromancer's Kris Kringle produces a dead mouse burger ...


There was no walking around the big theatrical piece yesterday … even the reptiles had to pause from their student-bashing …

It was a splendid array of talent …


The bromancer had promised an early Kris Kringle, full of surprises, and so the pond raced off to hear his assessment …


A mouse? 

The pond always got stiffed in Kris Kringle matters, but a mouse?



But surely there was meat … that dead mouse had to be useful for something …


Oh surely the bromancer is being a tad hard …

Why according to his colleagues at Fox, the rapture is at hand as the master deal-maker produced the deal of the century ...


Never mind, back to the bromancer's early Kris Kringle …


Hmmm, the pond proposes a year's corrective detention for the bromancer in the Fox gulag, so that he might be shown the light …

A new day is dawning, and it promises to be splendid …




1 comment:

  1. The Babbling Bromancer: "This bears more than a passing resemblance to the way Barack Obama kept diminishing the goals of his agreement with Iran."

    OMG, you mean that Obama started with a 'wish list' that then got negotiated down to end up with an actual, enforceable (comprehensive, verifiable, irreversible)) agreement that Iran has kept to ? How totally naive and ineffectual of him. He probably should have just withdrawn all American troops from the middle east as a gesture of ... of what, exactly ?

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