What an unfortunate, egregious connection the reptiles pushed yesterday, with this poignant juxtaposition of our Barners and their Zuma.
The pond suspects there's a rogue, a dissident, in the reptile camp, with a cheeky, deeply subversive sense of humour ...
And it didn't get much better this day on the lizard Oz front page ...
Yes, it's crisis here, crisis there, crisis everywhere, and it completely stops Malware attending to the ruination of the NBN and other important bits of business, and so stops the pond from noticing same ...
More of Dame Slap anon, which is to say later in the day, but right now the Murdochian tabloid tree-killing editions are in Barners' life-force sucking mode ...
The Marcus yesterday, and the Devine today, tried to mount a rearguard action, and blame it all on the deviant, perverted leftists ...
Damn you pious, sanctimonious leftists ...
Watch out, or you could end up sounding like a righteous, fundamentalist Devine of the Catholic kind.
Sadly, the Terrorists locked the Devine behind the paywall, as if the pond cared ...this day there were leftists everywhere ...
The Fairfaxians and the ABC were doing their best to help out ... the Fairfaxians even helpfully lined up a replacement ...
... while the ABC politely deemed Barners' situation "uncertain" ...
But if it's all the fault of the lefties, who's in charge at the digital Terror?
Untenable?
Oh damn your pitiless leftist, Marxist hearts ... and there's that photo again ...corr blimey guvnor, nudge nudge wink wink, say no more ...
It seems we are all Spartacus, or leftists, now ... even the lizards of Oz ...
There's no sport here, it's like shooting ducks in a barrel ...
The hapless Barners is now in that stage of grief involving denial, and what might be called a case of the Bronwyn Bishops ...
He'll linger, he might even linger longer, but he's a goner, even if he doesn't quite realise it at the moment ...
If he stays, he'll be a constant irritant, distraction and laughing stock, and he'll keep on ruining things for the reptiles, and so for the pond ...
And as a result, the bouffant one turned quite biblical ...
What a shame the reptiles felt the need to shorten the header, removing the reference to "peril of biblical proportions" ... the pond is a sucker for bible references...
The three cocks crowing, or crewing, or whatever!
Many were the times that the pond wandered out into the Tamworth dawn, frost on the ground, determined to kill the crewing rooster ...
Well it didn't end well with that story, and the chance of Barners taking a short break, then returning to roll the rock aside and rise in all his glory seems slim, even for those with a firm belief in fairy tales ...
This whole sordid business must end soon.
It's terribly distracting, the reptiles are in an uproar, and even though it's true that the Marxist lefties beguiled hapless, innocent Barners into an affair, somehow they seem to be escaping the blame, and somehow people seem to think the whole sorry mess, and the way it's been handled, might be sheeted home to Barners himself ...
Here's the thing. Barners was a klutz before all this began, and he'll continue to be a klutz, now with bonus added complications that will haunt him every day he stays in the spotlight ...
Any occasion will be turned against him, and he'll be seen as stepping into cowpats or whatever, wherever he goes, as conjured up by Rowe in his latest cartoon offering, with more immortal Rowe evictions always available here ...
"Here's the thing. Barners was a klutz before all this began, and he'll continue to be a klutz, now with bonus added complications that will haunt him every day he stays in the spotlight ..."
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean that Carners Barners is just like Malcolm Trumble ? And that this fine pair of retarded peacocks are who the Australian people voted to be Prime, and Deputy, Minister ?