In which the bromancer goes around again ...

With the savvy Savva MIA in reptile action - perhaps she's in the Malware entourage off to the States - it was left to the onion muncher to celebrate the chief … and by golly the reptiles showed off the bromancer in style ..

Yes, in later editions, the reptiles put the bromancer at the top of the digital page, and blessed him with a Lobbecke, and cultists know that it doesn't get much better than that … a singular honour

The pond was in urgent need of a win-win situation … and a celebration thereof …

Listening to the mutton Dutton blather on the other day about the need to revive some kind of oath of allegiance, the pond was reminded what had dangerously radicalised it, and turned it deeply subversive, now so deep in the mire that it spends a few precious minutes a day mocking the reptiles, flag-waving as they do while serving at the whim of a foreign overlord …

It was being marched out in serried ranks of Protestant spawn to stand before the flag and swear loyalty to god, queen and country. 

Having come from the Catholic system, the pond was aware that god was in reality a rather bland wafer that was inclined to stick to the roof of the mouth, while it's impossible to convey the profound sense of disappointment at one toy the pond received …

 

Damn you long lost relatives ...

As for country, the pond would have settled for the milk not having been left out in the Tamworth sun instead of all the flag-waving colonial nonsense ...

But enough of ancient traumas, according to the bromancer, there is much to celebrate, and celebrate he did …

The pond loves the way that the commentariat bromancer refers to the commentariat in a very Donald way, as some kind of mysterious third person entity …

It's all the more impressive because in his earlier outing on the pond this very day, the bromancer deplored the influence of the populist Donald on weak populist minds of the onion muncher kind ...

Wrong lessons to be learned from a ridiculous populist US president?

Ah but that was then, and now the bromancer is now, and things are going swimmingly, and all is in spiffingly good shape, and there's much to celebrate… unless you happen to be American going down with the ship, or a world going down the drain with the Donald's attitude to climate science ...

Could the savvy Savva herself have managed to come up with Malware as an "unmitigated success" and "deeply realistic" and so on and so forth …?

Probably not. Now that the bromancer has abandoned the 100% wrong onion muncher, he needs someone new to lavish his affection on and a weird conjunction, perhaps to be known as the MalDon, close kissing cousin of the mastodon, is now born in his mind.

Sure the Donald was gravely ill-advised on the TPP … by the Donald … but that was only so that Malware could manage a stunning success ...

Indeed, indeed, a stunning success, though who knows what we're signing. 

And full credit to the Donald, whose singular achievements were celebrated a few days ago by historians keen to cement his place in history, as recorded by many sites, and by the WaPo here ...

The pond has a theory about George W. and his leap up the list.

Many thought he was amongst the worst of the worst … until the Donald came along.

The Donald has been the salvation of George W., another singular achievement …though strangely the bromancer is silent on that one.

But enough of stature and places in history, it's back to the bromancer celebrating Malware's singular achievements … getting the tone right, and getting a first class general delivered, with a promise of a war in China in the future …

Can things get better than bunging on a do with the Chinese?

And there in that last gobbet came another schizophrenic reference to "our commentariat" again, but as astute readers will note, the bromancer isn't a member of the commentariat.

He's a commentator … and there's a world of difference, because that permits hagiographic foot-kissing worship of both the Donald and Malware in an extravagant style, in a way even the savvy Savva wouldn't dream of doing on a Thursday…

And so to keep the celebrations going, the pond decided to celebrate a little American history ...