There's no doubt that the lizards of Oz are are in a state of deep consternation ...dammit, uppity young folk, all energetic, not knowing the wisdom of their elders, and dammit right at the time the Victorians are talking of putting old folk to the long sleep, sending them up to the farm where Rover went for a nice holiday with the sheep ...
Oh there was much gnashing of flabbergasted teeth ...
The Caterists were in deep mourning, sighing and wailing, and beating their bosom and renting the air with their heartfelt sobbing ...
But the pond yearned for the thoughtful, nuanced analysis of a deep thinker ... someone like an Akker Dakker ... given his usual prominence this day in the Sunday Terror ...
There you go ... a fart joke ...
Why didn't the lizards of Oz cut to the chase like an Akker Dakker? All this bleating like sheep about problematic youffs, when really they meant to say fart joke ...
It's truly admirable where the Terror has landed in terms of political analysis ...
A fart joke?
Well it's true nobody's laughing ...
Why it makes the pond's comparison of Akker Dakker to the fat owl of the remove seem a model of sophisticated wit ...
Now as might be expected from someone who starts off talking about a fart joke - it immediately made the pond suspect that Akker Dakker himself might suffer from flatulence in old age - the rest of the analysis was equally scintillating ...
Of course it's misogynist you silly old fart, if you start off by calling a woman a fart.
Well that's what you did you see, by having a line about a fart joke juxtaposed next to the offending politician ...
Are you such a silly old fart you can't see that the comparison's a tad demeaning? Why even the pond calling you a silly old fart has a hint of the misandrist about it, you silly old bugger ...
Now it's not as if the kiwis can't enjoy a joke, but they show a leaning to more classical forms of wit - the pond dropped in on stuff to see the kiwi style here ...
Phew, this might be a way to get through Akker Dakker as he whines and moans like a 'loser is winner' lizard Oz front page...
"Clearly not prepared to compromise"?
You mean he negotiated like an onion muncher and got done by a woman? Well the kiwis know all about thet ...
Now forget the fart joke for a moment. The big question is will Akker Dakker go a sheep joke, just to remind the dropkick losers that the infallible, immortal ABs are also dropkick losers ...
Forget your economy, this raises deeply serious and concerning questions ...
Put a woman in charge of the country and the men immediately lose their balls ...
What's that? The sheep joke? Hang about a mo, it's sure to come ...
There, the sheep joke done and dusted, though sad to say, it seems like the Terror staff lost their Photoshup kut for the day ...
Oh it's such fun to talk of the dutch and fush and chups and sheep and ... how about unicorns...
And now back to Akker Dakker getting right to the point with that fart joke ...
Oh indeed, indeed, that Winston ...
And so to a final bleat from a man who thinks fart jokes a rich form of political analysis and quite possibly some kind of climate science ...
Um, so this means that Australia will no longer have a coalition government, an inherently unstable and dodgy model, made all the worse by one of the current coalition parties having a New Zealander as its leader?
Dear sweet long absent lord, first they ruin the All Blacks, and then they force Akker Dakker to make fart jokes, and now they're ruining Australia ...
Not to worry, as noted there are more NZ cartoons here to help with the crisis ... and the NZ Herald has cartoons here, though it's fair to say their gallery format is even worse than the SM Herald ...
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