Ever since the Pellists disappeared, and the angry Sydney Anglicans went off the boil - so hard to find a complimentary woman in these troubled times - the pond has started off its Sunday meditation with prattling Polonius ...
Now the pond has no trouble with this - it doesn't miss the Pellists or the angry Sydney Anglicans - but occasionally the pond yearns for other fodder ...
The pond has lately taken to reading The Bulwark, because it's home to reformed, recovering Republicans who know where the bodies are buried, and the methods used to produce the bodies ...
Thus there was a splendid piece on the war on Disney ... The Right's Cancel Culture Comes for Disney, by Charlie Sykes, which included this ...
Dorothy Parker! The real Dorothy Parker!! The pond's immortal inspiration!
And "What fresh hell is this?", the very thing the pond thinks every day it wakes up to inspect the reptiles ...
Then there was this about the mango Mussolini's treason ...
Is it any wonder that the pond occasionally gets restless with the small beer that ponderous prattling Polonius offers for a Sunday meditation.
Forget a splash of holy water and a sip of consecrated wine, sometimes the pond needs a wafer full of meaty human goodness, and a decent serve of culture wars and treason ...
Never mind, Polonius was out and about on the weekend, attempting to calm troubled waters and herd his lost sheep towards salvation ...
Well it might not be everyone, but there have certainly been some strange sights and strange bedfellows of late ... (New Daily)
And then there were the greatest hits and memories, with the platters that matter at the Graudian ...
It's hard work being a lickspittle forelock-tugging apologist for the notorious liar from the Shire, but never let it be said that Polonius and his prattle is not up to the task ...
And so to a change of pace, because the pond was astonished to see that somehow the Gemmell had gemmelled her way into the commentary section, and they say a change is as good as a holyday ...
Dear sweet long absent lord, the It factor, the cool vibe, the Insta beacon, and blather about the God of Coal, with Gemmell apparently blithely unaware of the reptile company she keeps. Sad really...
At least the pond remembered what it was like to be caught in a time warp ...
There are more bubble headed boobies at the lizard Oz than were ever dreamed of in the pond's philosophy ...
But once the pond had put its foot in the water, it decided to go all the way with the oscillating fan ... yes, it's a form of heresy, a kind of sacrilege, but why not dirty up a Sunday ...
He'd already been given an honourable mention in the Barners despatches, so why not the real deal, the full thing?
Enough with the nervous nelly reptiles.
As the pond noted at the start, it used to spend time on a Sunday religious follies, and why not a trip back in time for the sake of nostalgia and memories ...
You see a friend of the pond lifted a Book of Mormon from a hotel room, and offered it to the pond as being useful for a post, and sure enough the pond was reminded of the delusions that the likes of Mitt Romney subscribe to ...
Now Mitt is obviously a clever businessman, adept at screwing people and making a motza, and he's made more money than the pond will ever dream of, and yet the pond at least doesn't believe in Santa Claus burying lost gold plates or giving a lift to Christ in his sleigh so he could visit America ...
That talk of Nephi is the clue ... because the Nephi and the Nephites are up (or down) there with talk of Thetans ...
The Three Nephites were chosen from among Christ's twelve disciples on the American continent. Of the twelve, nine expressed their desire to enter speedily into Christ's kingdom once their earthly missions were completed, and Christ granted their wish. The remaining three wanted to remain on the earth laboring in the cause of Christ until his Second Coming, a wish which he granted unto them upon his departure into heaven. (wiki)
Of course the usual doubting Thomases have been out and about for many a year ... (here)
Every era has its cultists and its hucksters and its Elmer Gantries and its mango Mussolinis, but the Book of Mormon is a real doozy ...
Here's a couple of pages celebrating Christ landing amongst the Nephi in America ... and if you believe that, the pond has a harbour bridge going cheap ... (clicking on to enlarge the absurdity might help)... with chapter 11 wherein Christ shows himself to the Nephi ...
And now as this has been a light-hearted affair, what about a closing gaggle of US cartoons to seal the deal ...
Our Polonius - ‘as Sky News reporter Andrew Clennell told Peta Credlin on Wednesday’. Yep - it’s the old ‘as seen on television’ that has worked so well in marketing magnetic pillows, and knives that will cut through the soles of a pair of Blunnies and any number of unguents that ‘contain no chemicals’ and will cure your personal affliction in 3 days or your money back.
ReplyDeleteSo it should work again for $loMo.
Also, Dorothy - thank you for the Horsey cartoon of the Thomases. At times, David Horsey approaches ‘our’ David - Pope - for combination of drawing ability and message. His ‘Wiki’ site links to more of his work, through ‘Tribune Content Agency’ (I could not get the specific link to copy here, but the one on ‘Wiki’ does go through)
Polonius quoting C F-W: "while professing to be a man of faith and claiming centre-right status, Morrison is a product of the left."
ReplyDeleteQue ? What has $loMo ever done that would make him "a product of the left" ? Was it all those years of involvement with Houston and Hillsong ? Anyway, Polonius putters on: "But she provided no evidence to support her case against the Prime Minister ..." Dame Slap rides again: it hasn't been proven in a court of law, so it just never happened.
Oh, but now that great man, Johnny "I believe it so it isn't a lie" Howard crashes in: "Howard added that Morrison did not deserve criticism for his religion. Quite so. Just as Fierravanti-Wells does nor warrant disapproval because she is a Catholic." There's a few Canadian indigenes who might dispute that, but really C F-W is a member of a religion, Morrison is a member of a cheap avaricious cult (that's Pentecostals, not Hillsong which is even worse).
Lastly, we have this: "7.30 ... omitted Andrew Landeryou's reference to Labor's "cantankerous cabal" in the Senate and elsewhere whom he alleged had bullied his late wife." And apart from that being just the usual wingnut "whataboutism", where's his evidence ? Stating stuff without evidence will just have him run afoul of Dame Slap because nothing he's saying has been proven in a court of law.
Sky news Reporter Thug Clennell told Cruella de Credlin on Sky!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's proof positive, you can take that to any failing bank you like.
Now that we have the proof and Identities of two of the signed signed affidavits will Polonius be issuing a retraction.
Just imagine how much smoothy the NSW Liberal Party would run, if it just ran the Candidates that Thug Clennell said were the best?
It looks like that idea has the tick of approval.
Now look who's getting in on the act; PeeVO: "Allegations without evidence border on the worthless." "Border on", PeeVO ? No, no consult your colleague Dame Slap: allegations without evidence that is proven in court are useless and unbelievable. Got it now ?
ReplyDeleteBut never mind, just look on the bright side: "an unemployment rate of just 4 per cent ... is a good thing..." But, BG, butt: "Underemployment is a huge problem, with more people wanting to work more hours but unable to." Oooh, I know how to fix that: pick up our immigration level to at least 200,000 pa - then there'll be a need for so many houses and schools and hospitals and roads and community centres and all sorts of things needing lots of workers in order to be made and built, we really will have nobody unemployed. And all those academics who lost their jobs when the Chinese couldn't come here because of Covid, will be back on the payroll too.
But here we go again: "continuing to accumulate debt future generations will need to pay back" . It's so good to know that nothing will be done to pay off the "debt" for at least 30 years ! My Age Pension is safe !
"There are more bubble headed boobies at the lizard Oz
ReplyDeletethan were ever dreamed of in the pond's philosophy"
LOL, good one.
But I detect a sly shout out - "Bubble headed boobies -
to the actor Jonathan Harris and his alter ego the
infamous Dr. Smith, whose photo has graced your
masthead for yonks.
He invariably described The Robot in those terms.
I crossed paths with both 30 years ago. Things
got deeply weird when Harris exploded and
cursed me out in his native Bronx tongue.
Dr. Smith scared me as a kid and here he
was attacking me. And I wasn't even some
alien creature from Alpha Centauri.
Jersey yes. Alpha Centauri no.
Maybe Proxima Centauri, JM - much more likely to have a life bearing planet than Alpha (or Beta).
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