Greetings pond passerby. Today we look at the savvy Savva, who follows the Klepper dictum, “May you only hear from others what you’ve already been telling yourself.”
Put it another way: "May you only say about Malcolm Turnbull what he's already been telling himself."
Now the pond can quietly boast, without preening or ostenatious display, that it wrote that introduction several days ago, just after the first Klepper episode screened, with a complete, almost unholy belief in the capacity of the savvy Savva to deliver a screed offering Malware some kind of salvation ... and sure enough ...
The pond almost felt like bursting into song with a verse from another preening ponce:
Time is on my side, yes it is.
Now you all were saying that you want to be free
But you voters'll come runnin' back (I said you would baby),
You'll come runnin' back (like I told you so many times before),
You'll come runnin' back to me.
Of course it was a tad unfortunate that at the very same moment the reptiles had run with a slightly different angle in their digital and tree killer editions ...
Who even remembers the 'agile' innovative agenda nonsense that the copper-clad, multinodal fop foolishly thought was a product differentiation point from the undiluted ludditism of the onion munching wrecker?
After all, they both worked hard to wreck broadband, so the credit should be shared ...
Never mind, when it comes to the crunch, the savvy Savva will always find a way to be optimistic ...
Best get on with the drinking from the savvy Savva chalice ...
Now not everyone was convinced by the soothing sounds of the optimistic Savva, and the comments section was littered with talk of pure undiluted iron pyrites ...
The savvy Savva had the difficult task of talking up a fop who'd scored another fail at the start of the week ...
This had seen Gra Gra turn from his memoirs about life on the Gold Coast to take a jaundiced look at the fop's poll performance ...
Cruel, but perhaps not so cruel as Rowe's invocation of the Hindenburg in champagne-flight, with more cruel Rowe here ...
Of course Gra Gra backed up his piece with all sorts of graphs and charts, but the pond cut to the chase, preferring his talk of the lemmings heading to the cliff ...
Oh and there's a reference to that Australian classic, Wake in Fright ...
(No, the pond would rather drop molten wax in the eye than watch Kriv Stenders do his craven worst - and lordy lordy, has he done a lot of wurst ...)
Well this is all terribly gloomy stuff, 'roos being slaughtered, lemmings over cliff, homosexual advances in Broken Hill, and now shockingly gay sounds at bum sniffer celebrations ...
The onion muncher isn't happy? When has he ever been happy? Oh okay, he's only happy when he's in the depths of nattering negativity, so he must be terribly happy at being able to whine and moan and spit bile in his usual way ...
Quick, it's time for some air in the glass, and another dose of the savvy Savva putting her best spin on the ball, and explaining how well Malware has done with his SSM survey ...
Phew, that positive talk of the totally useless, expensive parade of bigotry and hate, dressed up as a survey, didn't go well.
And as for that talk of the Kiwis, curious. The pond probably missed it but it heard from some who were interested that as a result of the NZ election, English had done something of a lemming and was dangling by fingertips from the cliff edge, and as a result the country was now in the hands of a known unpredictable nutter narcissist who won't bother making up his mind until October ...
That's probably what passes for a victory in the minds of Malware supporters these days ...as they moan about the extremism unleashed by the deluded Malware because he didn't have the spine to stand up to the onion muncher ...
Well it's been another day for optimism to burst at the fracking seams, thanks once again to the savvy Savva, and naturally the Pope is here to give the day his blessing, with more papal blessings here ...
Gra Gra: "I know that the desire to hold onto your own seat is a powerful incentive to raise a voice in anger or dissent."
ReplyDeleteOk, so how come John Winston Howard didn't raise his voice in "anger or dissent" over the LNP policies in 2007 when he faced the loss of his own seat ? And how come the 22 LNP Reps who lost their seats also didn't raise any voices in "anger or dissent" either ?
"And as for that talk of the Kiwis ..."
Well the talk seems to be that Steven Joyce and Bill English made up some fanciful lie about a NZ$11.7 billion "hole" in Labour's costing and despite being called on it by a bevy of economists and others, they repeated the lie incessantly, and "the mud stuck". Oh yes, Turnbull has a heap to learn from the NZ Nationals campaign. But I think he already knows that trick.
Savva: “If there were an election this weekend, Malcolm Turnbull’s government would probably get smashed.”
ReplyDelete“probably get smashed’? The word "probably" implies doubt when the reality is that the Coalition getting smashed will be as certain as death and taxes not only for this weekend but also next and the next and the next………..