It's always a relief to turn to scintillating Sharri for a TGIF lunch treat ... though first we need to sort out a terminological exactitude ...
Is it the Duracell bunny?
Or is the Duracell bunny really a reheated Energizer bunny?
The pond merely reports and you decide ...
Indeed, indeed ... at last the pond realised who it was that Lyle Shelton was imitating ...
Where would the pond be without these scintillating insights. Ray Moore, oops, way more, please ...
Now the pond can't count the number of times that the pond has had to remonstrate with the reptiles.
It might well be that in the tree killer edition the full Sharri is shown, but why are digital readers of a decently heterosexual aged onion muncher white man kind so often short-changed? Why is it left to the pond to fulfil the tabloid obligation of the page three Murdochian?
Never mind, Sharri has some serious business at hand, which is to conflate the SSM marriage postal survey with candidates jostling for a place in the sun in the Liberal party.
Forget the alleged energy crisis, forget the economy, forget the Donald and North Korea, it's the postal survey that's going to send everything into Sharri hyperdrive (well at least energiser bunny overdrive) ...
Now if the pond is on the money, in the world of the simplistic Terror, Sharri's piece will next cop an illustration of the onion muncher up against Malware in combative poses ...
And thus the Murdochians can keep their hero in the mix and make him seem like a relevant and potent force ...
Hmm, around this point, if the pond is a studious student of scintillating Sharri ...
... there should be a photo of Tony and Cory showing like minds in stern action ...
Or perhaps it should be a snap of a meeting of manly men, watched by an admiring poodle with a faint hint of quizzical bemusement ...
What's that?
We only have a smiling, beaming snap of one of the homophobes? Well never mind, one'll do ...
And there we have it. More splendid reptile logic, of a kind only a scintillating Sharri could offer an onion muncher ...
Lose the campaign and that's a win ...
Narrow the victory and that's a success...
Get the 'no' campaign to win and that will be a super victory ... the dog will really have caught the car then, and like all dogs, will know exactly what to do with the car ...
So what's to be drawn from this energiser Sharri outing?
It seems simplistic and simpleton enough for the pond.
They really do want him back, they really do want to re-heat the cold, grey ashes of bigotry, fear and hate ...
They don't just want to do Malware down, they want the onion muncher back as the leader of the opposition, ready to give comrade Bill a hard time.
It's seriously weird and perverse, but it probably comes with a rider ... who knows, but that the onion muncher might return and storm to an unlikely victory, as he did when he dished it out to songs at the footy and to gays ...
Luckily that allows the pond to end with a few cartoons from a land where such wishes have come true ...
Judge Roy Moore is almost as good as Judge Roy Bean, though not so entertaining.
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Now THERE"S a true Trumpian judge.
And forget to mention there is a rather good Western by John Huston starring Paul Newman.
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Hmm, right. Thanks to Shari we now know that Onion Muncher is conducting the first Little Endian uprising - and many more to come.
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