So many pleasures this day, and not just the raging controversy of the fake tradie who shows that real can be the ultimate fake, and not just the Pope cartoon, with more Pope here ...
Naturally Dame Slap was on hand to defend a truly wretched advertisement, badly conceived and badly executed, and seemingly designed to trade on its 'where do ya get it?' capacity to appall ...
But the pond is given to ineffable perversity, and nothing could sway it from its ultimate destination.
Not the valiant attempt by a Liberal candidate to whack Malware in the moosh with a chair ...
Well done Ben, there's you're five minutes of fame and a link to the ABC here ...
Nor was the pond inclined to dally with the latest news about the new Minister for Defence in the incoming Malware government ...
That'll be front and centre, suh! for the Minister for Defence and Onion-munching.
But no, the pond is never fickle, the pond is resolute and devoted, and this day Imam Cory turned up in a fit of pique, distracted from his crusade by ill-tempered comparisons and vexatious questions ...
Yes, the twittering tweeter twitted, and the world paused, breathless and agog ...
Whenever the jihadist from the south steps out, the pond pauses to listen with admiration.
The pond has long admired the strength of Imam Cory's jihad against the degenerate, deviant, deviate sodomites, and the bestialists and their filthy depravity ...
These catamites meeting in their molly-houses are an offence to any decent crow-eater, so surely a comparison between Sheikh Cory and other sheikhs of like mind would find favour in his eyes?
Now the pond scoured the piece again and again to try and work out what was the falsehood in the question and couldn't make sense of it.
It's true that the Shady Sheikh has made outrageous comments and it's true that Sheikh Cory shares the same fundamentalist mindset, especially when anyone gets him agitated about bestiality and polygamy (and quite possibly pedophilia and zoophilia).
The only allowable doubt then is not the question, but whether Malware actually bothered to talk to George and Cory ... since talking to such fundamentalists is a bit like preaching to a brick wall.
Let us remember once again what Imam Cory, deep in the thrall of his jihadist crusader, radical Islamic, radical Christian theology, said in parliament in September 2012, a brew too rich even for Tony Abbott to swallow ...
Splendid stuff, full of character and not a slur in sight, and there's even more in the parliamentary record here ...
Sadly the rest of the story shed no further light and in the interest of a faux balance and getting it up to a decent length, had to spend a little time with the Billistas ...
Never mind, the pond could begin its day full of character and bereft of slurs, and even enjoy the ongoing stream of jokes about the faux tradie thanks to David Rowe, and more Rowe here ...
The fake tradie may be a certified metal worker, but he also owns a substantial business and is set to benefit from the Libs tax cuts. He also works for the libs ad agency.
ReplyDeleteWell you know Imam Cory is probably right. Remembering a juicy moment (in connection with commentary on the Middle East) there is, reputedly, a saying to the effect of: "A woman for necessity, a boy for pleasure, and a goat for ecstasy".
ReplyDeleteThough I have to say that the way I remembered it was "A goat for relief, a woman for pleasure but a boy for ecstasy".
The thing though is that when I looked it up via Google, the most popular version appears to be: "A woman for necessity, a boy for pleasure, and a melon for ecstasy". I just have to stand with Imam Cory here, there's no way I'm going to vote for marriage equality for melons ! You never know where that could lead - would it be pumpkins and aubergines next ?