Day 77 of MUC and day 30 of MOC, and the Oreo battles the hipsters to save the country ...

At last a geo spatial analysis of why the reptiles are losing market share ... it's all the fault of the hipsters ...

The pond can't work out who's sillier, PwC, or the reptiles for recycling it - Darren Davidson, it turns out is a worthy replacement for Sharri - whatever happened to that sweet senior writer?

But there's an obvious message that emerges from this impeccable waste of research energy and money ... clearly it's time to clear out the bunker, the enclave of reptiles lurking in Surry Hills ...

Turf out those hipsters, you know, 'Ned' Kelly, the bromancer, and all the rest of them, and alas, while she's not exactly in the heart of Sydney, perhaps it wouldn't be a bad thing to get rid of the Oreo too ...

Now the pond knows that many are addicted to the Oreo biscuit - such a creamy centre - but these days the taste is tinged with fear verging on panic, and it gives off a most peculiar flavour ...

Ah, it's rally round the flag time, and aim carefully, wait until you see the whites of their hipster eyes, and no collateral damage, please ...

Oh wait, the pond got that entirely wrong, it's just another riff on the old frog and the scorpion routine, with the Oreo attempt to do the scorpion. 

On and on they go, tearing and lacerating each other ...

... because it goes without saying, that the Bolter's energetic contributions as a CFA volunteer - heck, a volunteer at anything that needs volunteering - is truly remarkable and astonishing to behold - take that Malware, let that be a lesson to you, you bludging ponce - and the Bolter's love of fireys has been celebrated for yonks ...

Oh dear, there the pond goes, getting distracted again, when we should be finishing off our delicious Oreo snack ...

The Christian gift of grace!

By golly, the Oreo really does go on giving ... this is a veritable wafer of love, a communion of minds ...

And for those who just choked on the wafer, luckily the pond is still catching up on past cartoons, and it seems that Rowe really did go there ...

The pond is waiting for the PC reptiles at the lizard Oz to set up an caterwauling ... this on-going defamation of gorillas must stop, and Rowe must apologise to them ... you can wait for the apologyto turn up by heading here ...