Like a dutiful flock of sheep organised by Babe, or the chairman, the Murdochian tabloids have swung into line.
They were even blessed with a ScoMo interview, though distracted by an offer of free Basil …
But the pond gave up its tabloid addiction some time ago, and anyway, Basil was a bloody hamster, and speaking of the real rats, the lizards of Oz were still reeling, and were alarmed to discover that ScoMo had something of a temper …
There was no need to revert to the tabloids, there was still plenty of reading littered amongst the reptiles the pond had already consulted …
The savvy Savva had rushed into print for the pond's Sunday pleasure?
Say no more …
Oh it's delicious stuff … and it's almost possible to imagine how this talk might go down with petulant Peta …
Uh huh, yesterday's loser and permanent hater showing her onion-munching style …and now the pond's Sunday will get off to a perfect start if perhaps the savvy Savva might be so kind as to refer to the onion muncher as a suicide bomber ...
He enjoyed a game of AFL? But he's a thugby league man and has no time for such piffle and idle aerial ping pong distraction.
Surely the savvy Savva is verging on hagiography already, but if it irritates the onion muncher, the pond might forgive her … after all, others have tried to understand the mystical union between Victorian and pigskin and found it as strange as transubstantiation …
That look on the face is almost as good as a montage of onion-munching food-eating highlights, but the pond mustn't get distracted from the last savvy gobbet ...
The takeaway? Now they're gunning for the rat Cormann, and ScoMo should be careful about including rats like the mutton Dutton and Cormann, and the rest of the rat fink rabble and riffraff bunch of treacherous traitors in his cabinet …
And now because the pond can never get enough of the cock crowing or the sweet news of rain falling in the north west, what did the oscillating "nazis are socialists" fan have to say?
Why it sounds like another big dump, and the pond can't get enough of big dumps, especially as the oscillating fan was honoured with a Lobbecke, guaranteeing him cult reptile status … and sure enough, it looks like a suicide bomber has been at work in a potato-sized head ...
Budgies talking to a mirror? Surely that should be reactionary loons talking to climate denialist shape-shifting reptilians at the lizard Oz, of the kind featured in yet another astonishing Fox News coup?
But soft, it's ScoMo's first instruction from the bromancer to clean up the full-to-overflowing intertubes, and who could argue with that … or perhaps it might seem that the pond isn't taking this shuffling of the deck chairs seriously enough …
Not to worry, it's time to dump yet again on the deeply embittered suicide bomber and his amateur-hour aides…
What utter fools, what a clueless rabble, what spiteful reactionaries …
Oh how sweet it all sounds, even from a man who can spot a socialist Nazi at ten paces …
As Wilcox imagines, with more Wilcox here, there are many more religious experiences ahead, especially if the suicide bomber exercises his right to a ninth life and returns for yet another strike …
Van Onselen: "It's a shame we won't get to see just how devastating the defeat would have been under Dutton's leadership, implementing policy scripts considered appealing by reactionaries."
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a big clue that no matter how "devastating" a Dutton result might have been, it wouldn't have changed anything or anybody. Like a certain German socialist of whom the Oscillator is a big fan, they can always find someone and/or something else to blame.
And now instead of Malware who, for all his failings, was still at least partially rational, we'll have the speaker in tongues and his illuded and deluded ideas and sacred beliefs, as our 'national leader' - truly, a bear of very little brain. Yeah, round and round and round again.
This is the guy who said "The Bible is not a policy handbook, and I get very worried when people try to treat it like one." The subtext - "happy to believe until it proves inconvenient, then just as happy to abandon".
DeleteI don't think Australians follow down the American path that belief, in itself, is always beneficial. I suspect that odd beliefs, especially if the believer can hit the "pause" button whenever it suits, are not great vote winners in this country.
So now you have the figurehead gone but you still have the architects of the tax plan and the energy policy in place. As you say, no change.
I often wonder if the reactionaries go to the trouble of deceiving themselves before deceiving others? Put another way, are they delusional or simply dishonest. Clearly, their policies suck and their base is shrinking (and splintering). Are they following the Abbott suicide bomber path?
Delusional or simply dishonest ? Not only ... but also, I reckon, Bef.
DeleteBesides, all the best "salesmen" follow the same recipe: they believe totally in what they're saying ... for just exactly as long as it takes them to say it. And as for ScoMo, his little way is that having said that about the Bible, he is totally at liberty to choose what he will and will not believe and do. Not that that is entirely original to ScoMo, just about every religion that has ever existed has practised that lovely little dodge.
I am convinced that this coup was organised with the support of Rupert Murdoch he was in Australia to give the orders for Abbott to proceed and undermine Turnbull purely because of the NEG. Murdoch has all of his underlings sprouting anti global warming messages in all their publications.
ReplyDeleteYou did put this the other day, ww and I admit to having some small inclination to believe.
DeleteBut it would kind of make Murdoch both omnipresent and omnipotent, and devil-like though his powers may be, I reckon that would take the mighty satanic powers only possessed by Soros to make that all happen.
Don't forget his army of lickspittles!
DeleteYeah, he does have quite a few of them, I guess. But we are daily witnesses to the helpless incapacity of most, if not all of them. Wouldn't reckon the likes of the Bromancer, Dog Botherer, Ned Kelly, Peta Credlin etc could actually manage to engineer a coup even among themselves, much less in the Fed Parliament.
DeleteUnless you reckon that The Muncher, Mutt Dutt, Kevin Andrews and Matthius Cormann et al are all Murchoch Minions ? Even so, there's not much in the way of conspiratorial nouse in that lot ether.
A case of the deranged psyches being willing, but they're just the usual run of wingnuts of very little brain.
Who are these youngsters, these brave new and fresh faces, Scott Morrison and Josh Frydenberg, they of this much announced generational change of Liberal Leaders?
ReplyDeleteHonestly only the old fogeys of The Melbourne Club and the Liberal Party could try and pass off these two long term right wing class warriors as "new generation".
Every Liberal interviewed has been repeating this phrase ad nauseam. Of course the Murdochians have joined the chorus.
The Liberals really do think the Australian public are idiots.
Morrison is a Dutton in Morrison clothing.
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ReplyDeleteChoose "the onion" ar rhs menu.
She is a better onion muncher and did it before the onion muncher. I feel a joiny exhibition... oniin muncher vs onion muncher.