Saturday, August 04, 2018

In which Dame Slap preaches rebellion and the pond takes to the street, or at least the Upper Hunter ...



The pond loves it when the MAGA-loving Dame Slap gets agitated and preaches rebellion and revolution …

It's such an inspiration to the masses to take to the streets with torches and pitchforks ...


Did someone mention David Murray? Fresh from assiduously working so hard to make the CBA reach its current exalted position, the dear sweet lad is now seeking to save the basket-case at one time known as the AMP.

Please allow the pond to shed a tear for the suffering of the rich … lost in the dales of tears and woe ...


Get your real estate bargain here, and make sure that the rustic folk doff their hat in proper style to the lord of the manor …

But enough of that, back to the revolution ...


Indeed, indeed. Whenever the pond's partner says "embrace me", the pond rightly retorts that such a vague term has no place in the English language. No matter how it gets sung, "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you, Embrace me, you irreplaceable you", the reality is that it's such a vague term!

No wonder this Gra Gra was hopelessly confused …

Around this point the pond would usually drop in to check on how Dame Slap's other social experiment is going …



But time is short, and there's a rebellion to stage, and civil disobedience and all the rest of it as the suits march in rage against all that's wrong in the world ...


Indeed, indeed, let the rich be exalted, and let memories of dastardly pinko perverted commie thinking just be a nightmare dreaming …


Speaking of Murray, did the pond mention that he and Dame Slap are climate denialist birds of a feather?


Well you can listen here and read more too, and here the pond must confess a particular contempt for AMP, for the way it took in the pond's mug parents. A shilling a week when they could barely scrape together to put food on the table, all to ensure a handsome future for their children, and twenty quid at the end of it, which might buy you a brick or two in a handsome Dales building …

But that's the way it's always worked, though sometimes the contempt the rich have for others is more palpable ...


Well around this point, the pond always begins to think that it might be time for a sans culotte attitude to develop, but will settle for the news that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hears about effects of 'severe' drought conditions during Upper Hunter visit

Perhaps the long absent lord does occasionally move in mysterious ways … perhaps indeed, She will keep the last gobbet of Dame Slap to a couple of pars ...


Meanwhile the infallible Pope has reported on the state of play in the real revolution that hopefully will soon surge across the land and reward the banks …with more infallible Pope here



1 comment:

  1. Oh dear, what to say about this ? That Dame Snap has finally found another crusade - after the abysmal failure of the Monckton and MAGA Man sagas (about which she is totally silent now) ?

    Ok, so she's seriously against social justice and diversity, and especially against "putting women on boards, regardless of merit". But she's for Chris Corrigan, and David Murray (the man who provided such great moral leadership to the CBA just a very few years ago).

    And she knows, full well, that modern corporations are so befuddled[tm] that they simply can't do anything about justice and diversity and still operate as profitable corporations. And, just maybe, she might have a point there, because they don't seem to be able to do much about anything, even operating as profitable corporations. As thieving rogues, yes, they can do that, but not much else, it seems.

    Oh well, it will be of some minor interest to see how long this latest "passion" of Dame Snap - a lady of butterfly mind with a bulldog grip - will last. A very small and puny bulldog, and a very rapidly fluttering butterfly, though.

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