Foolish, foolish, delusional reptiles ... no wonder their front page is full of chaos and confusion, and the usual delcon nonsense from the likes of the Bolter and little Timmie Bleagh ...
Sharpest expert analysis? By the bluntest tools in the drawer? The Bensonite channeler of Abbotti's office? The Bolter proposing that Abbott's the answer, when no one else even thought it was the question ...
Oh please, go back to the onion muncher, and ensure a complete conflagration ... burn baby burn.
Oh please, go back to the onion muncher, and ensure a complete conflagration ... burn baby burn.
If ever a wretched tabloid should have taken the chance to take a look at itself, and its misdeeds, and its delcon rabid ratbag feral rightwing commentariat, today would be the day. But it's the Terror, and so the pond must tiptoe on to other front pages and what a gloomy Murdochian world it is ...
Where's the cleverdick photoshop now? Hanging in the attic, perhaps ...
But it was the reptiles of Oz that produced the best array of a rabble looking for a way out of the rabbit hole into which they'd flung themselves ...
But it was the reptiles of Oz that produced the best array of a rabble looking for a way out of the rabbit hole into which they'd flung themselves ...
Now look at the digital front page, frozen in aspic by the pond ...
Of all the attempts to retrieve something from the abyss, the pond reserves a special mockery for the Order of Lenin hunter ...
That's it? A poll as a form of political influence? What about the rabid rabble of a reptilian commentariat?
Speaking of which, it was a hard choice between the tosser dog botherer Chris Kenny wanting to be as pugnacious as a toothless pug, the chief stenographer doing a Bolter and yearning for the onion muncher, and the bromancer off in delusional delcon land, but as always, the pond stayed faithful to the bromancer ...
Yes, get the wall punching onion muncher back so the nation can return to knighthoods ...
On what gobsmacked planet could it be said that the onion muncher was constructive, disciplined and helpful?
And on what forlorn world of ferals would the pugnacious wall-puncher have helped Malware when all the Sméagol Gollum wants is his precious back ...
It's as if the scorpion and the frog had never been written.
Never mind, it being Monday, the pond also feels inclined to have its usual snack on an Oreo, though the biscuit seems a little soggy, perhaps having been exposed too long to the air ...
It's as if the scorpion and the frog had never been written.
Never mind, it being Monday, the pond also feels inclined to have its usual snack on an Oreo, though the biscuit seems a little soggy, perhaps having been exposed too long to the air ...
Now there's a foolish fop. Of course the Oreo was gung ho for anarchy, rebellion and anti-establishment silent majorities ... provided they conducted their Trumpian business elsewhere. Just look at her form ...
And so on and so forth, easy enough to google for the stray masochist in search of a hammer with which to pound head, but the pond must now complete the Oreo's thoughts for this day ...
Temporal gain? On which linguistic planet does this foolish biscuit live? And then the hand-wringing about the two party system being at risk, and along with it the ability to govern ...
This from a trumpeting Trumpist and wall-puncher lover ...
So many rich and redolent ironies this day, and they will continue for the foreseeable future ... and the pond will have to work hard to resist unseemly gloating as we promenade towards the reptilian Murdochian cliff ...
And so to Rowe on the restless dreams of reptiles and Malware ... and more Rowe here ...
Without superfluous comment, just a juxtaposition of three small bits from Greggy Bromancer's monologue:
ReplyDelete"Third, Turnbull must demonstrate he has the emotional ability to learn from his mistakes and misjudgements."
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"Both [Rudd and Turnbull] are immensely intelligent men, but with a huge question mark over their ability to really ever believe that they actually ever made mistakes and therefore very slow to learn any meaningful lessons from their failures."
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"... Turnbull would not stoop to conquer. Is he emotionally smart enough to learn from the grievous failings of his political strategy ?"
If Malware had called an election soon after replacing Abbott last year the LNP would surely have been returned... As time rolled on Malware increasingly looked like an idiot for not calling an election..... But for how long would Malware have been left alone as leader with the precious in his possession after such an election ?
DeleteIf the LNP had a safe, even solid win and more seats in the Senate then inevitably Malware would be replaced as leader, and very likely by Abbott soon enough. Malware the fizza, and gone forever. Destiny's fool.
If the LNP get over the line now (it doesn't matter how) to have the numbers in the Reps, then who have they got to lead them, who can they pick that may best broker deals with the cross-benchers in s Senate now returned after a double dissolution that was always likely to have more demanding, cross cross-benchers than the last Senate? Surely not Abbott.
Enter Malware?
Malware may well have calculated, albeit fingers crossed, for the LNP to be returned weakly. The double dissolution especially, including seeming to strive to call it over the ABCC trigger which seemed to pander to the Abbott rump and reptiles especially but in fact kept them somewhat at bay, and the lengthy boring hollow campaign favouring the minors being all part of the plan.
Who are the LNP gonna call now? Malware has perhaps cunningly bought himself more time to turn fizza into slow fuse...
Sure, the above joins some dots in a way I haven't heard elsewhere yet, but...
Interesting, Anon. But the only way Malware will benefit from that scenario is if he can convince the hard right (and the Nationals) that he knows best. Unless he really wants to spend the next three years playing the same games he's been playing since last September. And I don't know why anyone would want to do that.
DeleteYes, bring back Tones. At least then they know what they've got.
ReplyDeleteBecause better the fuckwit you know than the smart-arse you don't really know, hey?
Trouble is, Anony, one could - apart from the " immensely intelligent" bit that is - substitute Abbott for Turnbull in the above without changing it a bit.
DeleteBut I guess it is a question of whether you prefer a 'high IQ idiot' to a 'low IQ moron'. Make your own choice as to who is which.
Good morning DP.So Sheridan is suggesting Abbott has an emotional IQ.Yeah,riight!
ReplyDeleteI think his brain is much like the common onion...layer on layer on layer of translucent matter that will always make your eyes water and burn your mouth.
Imagine what the LNP vote would be without over 4 mths. of blatant nation wide propagandizing from the Murdoch machine, strewn for free around airports,fast food outlets,hospital dining areas,etc.etc.,as well as from all the usual suspects on TV,radio,(IPA) and the interwebs.They would have polled the equivalence of the emotionally agile Pitbull.Our house maxim is "once a liar,always a liar" and never forget it.
Funny of the election has to be Brandis blaming Twitter for the dashing of the Liberal dream.He believes a 3 word slogan should outgun a 128 character statement/link. Another intellectual imbecile is our George.
All I can say is where's Dame Slap when you need her?
ReplyDeleteThe "Passion of the Bolt". Oh how we wept tears of.....laughter!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq5g4IyYqnE&feature=youtu.be
Funny, and funny that a subscription funded online magazine like New Matilda doesn't place a link to the actual magazine site on their YouTube pages!
DeleteMeanwhile back in the US uncle Rupert is spitting chips right about now.
ReplyDeleteThe great unwashed of Australia have rejected his divine wisdom.
Take my word for it, heads will roll. Figuratively speaking.
"The future of the two-party system is at risk - and with it the ability of Australian governments to govern for the people."
ReplyDeletePity these poor countries, doomed to chaos by the failure of the two-party system: Germany, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Japan, Malaysia, Korea, India, Israel...in fact, our bipolar left-right paradigm seems to be a feature unique the anglosphere, and the increasing dysfunction in those governments might, just might, be because our politics has moved to reflect the diversity in the electorate.
The binary contrast of crisp biscuit and creamy centre makes for a nice treat, but you can't live on Oreo's alone...