Wednesday, August 15, 2018

In which Dame Slap goes the Boris ...


The pond regrets calling the reptiles "reptiles" …

Truth to tell, it should have used more measured, more professional, more presidential terminology, as in "what are the lowlife dogs up to today?"


Yep, it's a weird and wonderful world for lowlife dogs addicted to reality television, and Cameron Stewart certainly knows how to weave a magic carpet out of lowlifes …

But as per that first splash, what's the MAGA cap-loving, Donald-infatuated, climate science-denying lowlife dog of a Dame Slap up to today, flirting with the Boris?


Hush now, calling Dame Slap a lowlife dog was just a bit of harmless fun, a bit of pond attention-seeking, and the pond has no time for un-intelligentsia virtue signallers wanting to take a fence, or even the bloody gate ...

Just how many clichés of terminological abuse of the right-wing kind can Dame Slap insert into a piece? Watch and admire …


What always pleases the pond is when lowlife dogs of the Dame Slap kind present themselves as gravely concerned about the future of liberalism, as if the ranting of the Bolter made the future for liberalism look rosy …

Oh yes, the Bolter was on the case …


Another story the pond missed, but speaking of the final solution, naturally Dame Slap has one for those bloody perfectly useful idiots and pseudo-intellectual liberals in the West …

That's the sort of language lowlife dogs deploy when on a quest for more thoughtful debate, by the way, of the kind designed to save liberal democracy, and make it safe for anyone who wants to call lowlife dogs out for being the lowlife dogs they are ...


Up next week from Dame Slap … how perfectly useful idiots and pseudo-intellectual liberals in the West refuse to understand that the playful Fraser Anning was just cracking a few attention-seeking jokes as he delivered the Bolter's message to the Senate …

As for the pond? Well it's all for banning the burqa providing that religious garments for all faiths are banned from public display. The memory of those nuns sweating as they toiled away dressed like penguins in the Tamworth summer heat is still seared in the memory …

Good luck with that, but in lieu, the pond would cheerfully ban narcissist attention-seekers of the Boris kind, and condescending lowlife dogs of the Dame Slap kind who waste the pond's time trying to take Boris seriously …

And now, speaking of attention-seeking narcissists, a few might still wonder why the pond prefers cartoons to the daily scribbles of the lowlife dogs of the MAGA-cap loving kind …


It's simple really … where else are you going to see eerie resemblances pointed out, and once pointed, never forgotten?

Once again the infallible Pope has drawn attention to a favourite pond movie, and a most excellent stomach-popping creature, with more infallible papal insights here



1 comment:

  1. Dame Snap: "Taking offence over a dumb-ass joke trumps defending the freedom of women to wear what they damn well want."

    So when have women, or men for that matter, had that right in freedom loving Western civilisations ? So there's no such thing as "indecent exposure" (with, or without, accompanying sexual exhibition) as a breach of the law ? Or even down to the "dress code" that various establishments impose on their would-be patrons. "No Thongs" anyone ?

    It's just like the 'lowlife dogs' peurile ideas on "freedom of speech" - they've never ever heard of the laws against slander and libel, have they.

    But then, the Dame did praise Denmark as a place where "people ride bikes free from helmet laws" (I wonder if they also drive cars free from seatbelt laws ?) and "locals dive stark naked into the icy Copenhagen harbour". Not unlike good old Oz, I guess, where people gather on the top floor of the Woolworths' car park in mid-winter to be photographed naked purely for artistic purposes.

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