Sunday, May 29, 2016

Day 69 of MUC and day 22 of MOC and the pond revisits old favourite Akker Dakker doing a bloodnok over Barners ...


What the pond finds beguiling is the slow turning, the whirring and whirling in the sky, as the News Corp commentariat come home to roost ...

Not so long ago, good old Akker Dakker was in the McCrann camp ... and every so often the pond likes to drop in on the Bombay club for a serve of decent conservative curry, with lashings of G and T and the creak of leather to see how the dear old lad is making the adjustment to his new Malware-decorated home ...

The pond has noted a shift in tone, through "Even muddled PM is better than bungle Bill" to "Vote Labor in haste, regret at your leisure" to this offering today ...


Oh dear, thank the long absent lord, he's called it.

Akker Dakker's pronounced it game, set and match, so there's absolutely no need to pay any attention during the long weeks still ahead ... that'd be like following the Calvinists, or perhaps the angry Sydney Anglicans down the pre-destinationist path ...

It wasn't so long ago that Akker Dakker was a bit more edgy and tetchy.

Any sampling of the thoughts of the fat owl of the remove about Malware would have shown lots of yaroop garooah ...



Oh he did so despise Malware, but now he's coming in gently on a wing and a prayer and a zephyr to pronounce the election a done deal ...

The trick, it seems, is to firmly hold the nose to block the smell, then flail away at anything or anyone else ...


Yes, the greenies are always a good target ...


Yes, it's not just refugees caught up in a cat conundrum of being bludgers while stealing jobs with their innumerate and illiterate skills. It seems that Aboriginal workers do really spiffing hard yakka in the live cattle trade but when it comes to working in parks, they're a pack of bludgers ...

Who knows how they manage it. Perhaps tt's something about the greenie vibe that makes them chill out in a parks vehicle but turn wild with hard working blood lust herding cattle ...

In some weird way, it's a bit like the confusion at News Corp, wanting to charge for Akker Dakker's dulcet insights at the front door, while giving them away for free at the back door ...


Oh by golly, it's still hard, embracing and holding close that despicable, effete ponce ...

But Akker Dakker closes his eyes and does it for queen and country, no doubt in much the same way as Major Bloodnok once did ...


Thank the long absent lord for Barners and the Nats and Agrarian Socialism.

By golly sir, harumph, harrah, if you dare show your effete, ponce colours in public, by gad and by flaming damn, Barners will take you out like he took out Boo and Pistol ...

Yes, Malware is just Johnny Deep in an elaborate disguise, and it will take a manly Nationals man to keep him on the straight and narrow ...

So this is what it's come to, this is where Akker Dakker has pulled up ...


No wonder the Terrorists are featuring Peta and the Devine, the Thelma and Louise of the right these days on a Sunday ... p

Poor old Akker Dakker, bloodnoking his way into irrelevance ... and with such bad ideas for a movie ...


7 comments:

  1. Can political reporting in this country get any better? Today's Sunday Telecrap reports that Bronnie Bishop is the latest addition to Sky News' crack team of completely unbiased election commentators.

    At least she'll be on an appropriately-named station. Presumably she'll be delivering her reports from a chopper, like those people who do those eye-in-the-sky traffic reports on the evening news.

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  2. Dopey Dakker has a good point Dot.

    From https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-just-being-stupid-and-being-fearless ?

    "Fearlessness and stupidity can both be the intentional suppression and completely disregard for the consequences an act might bring about whether the act was planned or spontaneous, so the same act can be interpreted as either depending on ones value judgement."

    As far as Barnyard is concerned, I'd lean toward stupid but maybe Akker Dakker can't tell the difference.
    Bil

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    1. Sufficient stupidity is indistinguishable from evil.

      Sufficient fearlessness ?

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  3. In case the youngsters don't get the Bloodnok reference, here's a sample -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVbxegt_Wz0

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  4. Beware the evil of Demon Dick and the Masked Marauders.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpS3ILvK_bQ

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    1. Dear sweet long absent lord, Bunter himself and the VHS showing just why all this talk of a digital revolution is so much idle nonsense. Easy to see why Bunter is a copper and tuck shop boy ...

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