If it had been a Labor politician, what's the chance that the reptiles would have been restrained?
As it was Barners of Armidale (no longer Tamworth's shame) barely made it into the top of the lizard Oz edition ...
There was the dog botherer growling away in the preferred top extreme far right position, while Barners just stumbled his way into the bottom splashes ...
Was it because originally others first had the footage, with Nine setting the pace and the yarn featuring in the Nine papers?
That last line is the sting in the tail, and the pond thought it worth contrasting the style of coverage.
Yes, the reptiles had the same snap at the start of the piece, though cropped to reduce the infamy...
But what followed was a peculiar defence and a celebration of love ...
As if to erase the image, the reptiles then ran a snap of the family man ... when at the bottom of the barrel, or deep in cups, always drag in the family ...
Then came more family ...
Blowing off steam? That's the euphemism for fall down drunk?
The Nine papers ran with the defence ...
“But it does go to show modern society, where somebody chooses to video another person on the ground rather than going to help. Whatever happened to the good Samaritan?” McCormack said.
“He’s obviously on the ground and unwell. The person [taking the video] has realised it was Barnaby, because they wouldn’t just start filming anybody lying on the ground, and they’ve walked past, walked back and then walked back again past him and videoed.
“Why not keep the phone in the pocket and go say, ‘Hey mate are you all right?’”
Queensland Nationals MP Keith Pitt said Joyce had responded to the publication of the video, saying he was embarrassed. “I won’t be providing additional comments from the cheap seats,” Pitt said.
“It’s a poor reflection on society that passers-by reach for their phones first and a help hand second, or, in this case, it appears not at all.”
Well yes, it's clear enough that Barners has a bit of a problem, and so the defence grows a little thin ...
“One of those is getting pissed and lying in the main street of our nation’s capital. This is complete buffoonery and if the Nationals leader doesn’t use this to consign him to the backbench for eternity then I don’t know what will,” the MP said. “I’m embarrassed for the Nationals, I’m embarrassed for the Coalition and I’m embarrassed for Australia.”
Nationals leader David Littleproud has declined to comment.
Campion told news.com.au that she was on the phone with Joyce at the time.
“I’ve been with Barnaby when we have found a man in the same state on the street and rather than take a video and sell it to the media, he picked the guy up and took him home. We later found out there had been problems with his medication and if he hadn’t helped him back he could have been in a very bad situation,” Campion said.
Nationals deputy leader Perin Davey said she shared Campion’s and her colleagues’ concerns “that someone would film Barnaby rather than checking to see he is OK. I am glad that Barnaby is OK and it wasn’t anything more serious than overbalancing.”
Actually addiction is more serious than overbalancing, and the first of the 12 steps is to admit the problem. And the second first step is for his colleagues and those getting drunk with Barners not to have looked to blame the passerby armed with a phone, but instead to have looked out for their mate ...at a minimum, tuck him in a cab and send him to his living quarters, or perhaps suggest ways he might begin to deal with his problem ...
Now just to lighten the tone a little, there was this in Crikey ...(paywall)
Crikey has yet to reach the heights of the venerable Meade, leading this week with a story about how the reptiles set up Steven Miles - namely Sky News's Adam Walters - and then in the usual way of the hive mind, how the entire mob piled on, including but not limited to the Bolter and the dog botherer ...
There was another report by the venerable Meade of the lizard Oz's sports department being reduced to just two reporters, which helped explain why there'd been a small boost to reptile profits ... and the venerable Meade ended with the Bolter affair, with the Bolter demanding the release of bodycam footage, because he's incapable of admitting error.
Whatever, the point surely is that the more who provide source material for herpetology students are doing invaluable work ...there's room for the venerable Meade and Crikey and Media Watch and a whole lot more because herpetology studies can be a chortle while being a bore ...
And so it was back to the grind for the pond ...
The pond knew its duty - dog botherer time - and for once the pond could safely pass on a shrieking bromancer, having a go at jolly Joe, because perhaps dimly, the bro recognises that if the tangerine tyrant wins in November, Vlad the impaler will be given an enormous boost, and the bro might even have to confront the prospect of a real war with China, if dictator Xi seizes the chance to do over Taiwan...
The immortal Rowe summed up the dilemma of having two candidates in their dotage...
It's always in the detail ...
Just to be certain there was no escaping the dog botherer the pond checked below the fold ...
There was the dog botherer again, and such are the reduced circumstances of the commentary team that there were two outing by the bouffant one ...
It's not just the sports team... the graphics department is just a ghost in the shell, and the comments section with two bouffant hair dos?
Hacks gotta hack, but the oscillating fan finding hope in the Teals?
It was just too weird. Didn't the man read the rag in which he appeared? Was he sublimely unaware that the reptiles had spent years demonising the Teals, such that the pond had to banish the colour from its wardrobe?
Never mind, it was finally time to boogie with the man ...
Sheesh, it was an even worse week for the reptiles than the pond realised, and only the dog botherer's feeble attempt to drag in a reality TV show helped the pond comprehend how dire ...
If you're going to go the cock crowing thrice and call a plague o' both houses, at least go with the classics ...
What else? Well a shadow passed over the pond's world when it stumbled on the lizard Oz editorialist's attempt to deal with the week ...
But then the pond noted something much more ominous.
Dear sweet long absent lord, they'd hidden "Ned's" natter out of sight, and so the pond's Sunday mission, should the pond choose to accept it, was already clear.
Cope with nattering "Ned" and Polonius railing at the ABC, all in the one outing.
Worse really, than Hercules being confronted by the Augean stables or Sisyphus by that bloody rock ...
What next? What further pain? What further suffering? What else would the long absent lord send to torture the reptiles?
Deary me, Doggy Bov must have been reading the Media Watch transcript: "I was in the room when he [Abbott] declared in his 2013 victory speech that he would deliver 'a government that says what it means and means what it says'...". Well, hooda thunk it; a dishonest god-fearing conservative 'politician' - well two of them if one includes Abbott.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, there's always "reasons", like "Abbott reduced the growth in spending" instead of keeping his "promises". Which Doggy Bov tells us: "As I suggested for Gillard, these debating points might have been useful in government at the time, but they are futile now." Ah, the undeniable righteous wisdom of the Boverer. If only Albo had taken notice.
Then we have the telling points: "Abbott's government was competent in many areas, such as stopping the boats, negotiating free trade deals, and repealing the carbon tax." He may have "stopped the boats" but he did nothing to stop the aeroplanes which continued to deliver "immigrants" both legal and otherwise, in numbers. As for the "free trade deals" does anybody really take any notice of them ? Or does our trade with China outweigh them all ? As to repealing the carbon non-tax, well only a senseless climate denialist would look favourably on that.
So, great way to begin the weekend: the outpourings of a bedazzled Doggy Boverer.
The poor old Poms do ...
Deletehttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-63627801
Former environment secretary George Eustice has savaged the UK's free trade deal with Australia and criticised Liz Truss's role in negotiating it.
Mr Eustice, who helped secure the agreement, told a Commons debate that it was "not actually a very good deal for the UK".
It was the first post-Brexit deal negotiated from scratch.
But Mr Eustice argued it gave away "too much" after the then trade secretary Ms Truss "shattered" the UK's negotiation.
... while the Yanks did the same to us ...
https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/us-free-trade-agreement
Critics claim that Australian negotiators failed to gain a significant share of the American market while at the same time providing significant concessions to the US on biosecurity, health policy, intellectual property and government procurement policies.
'Free trade deal' is essentially an oxymoron. Coalition administrations in our land still claim to believe in them, as do their hangers-on (or Dog Bovverers - whatever appellation suits), even as they recoiled from the implications of what their sometime MP - Charles Robert "Bert" Kelly - used to say about tariffs. I enjoyed interesting conversations with 'Bert'. He had several stock phrases about how many on his side of politics trumpeted their supposed belief in 'free trade', because that was the conservative position, but they wanted nothing to do with it in practice.
DeleteI think it would have amused him to see how he is invoked now by way-out-to-the-right groups in Australia. The Centre for Independent Studies has a Bert Kelly Memorial Lecture, content of which is increasingly at odds with the stuff they churn out each week as a supposed 'think tank'.
Yeah, that's standard procedure for much of 'humanity', isn't it: say one thing, but do the opposite. Especially in matters of 'religion'. Also, I'm reminded of Bertie Russell's proposition about freezing water to boil it. Give me money, and the right to recruit an elite army for enforcement, and I could teach people that you boil water by freezing it.
DeleteOf course, he said, it would be a 'Sunday belief'; during the week people would continue to boil water (for their cups of tea) by heating it, and only on Sunday would they 'freeze' it. There's rather a lot of 'Sunday beliefs' out there amongst humanity, isn't there, and 'free trade' and 'free markets' are amongst them.
Err, that was me. Forgot to click on the 'name' thingo. Getting to be more like Biden every day.
DeleteThen we have today's Mr Ed: "He [the Opposition Leader whoever that might be at the time] must fight for the values that define the conservative side of politics and offer a better alternative for voters at the next election." And just how, one wonders, is the Opposition Leader supposed to resolve two such mutually contradictory imperatives at the same time ?
ReplyDeleteGB - we might assume that Mr Ed is aware of recent events in the UK; specifically one of their spare Prime Ministers trying to launch ‘Popular Conservatism’ to save that cause over there. In my scan across various reports of that gathering, I found a common comment being along the lines of 'the unifying element for the speakers was to list the things they hate'. Even those who, however briefly, hoped 'PopCon' might have amounted to something, could not identify policies that might improve the circumstances of people in the UK at any foreseeable time.
DeleteOh yes, the de-lovely PopCons who will indubitably soon take Liz back to 10 Downing.
DeleteMarked NFP - aka LYING BY OMMISSION! - for Reptiles.
ReplyDeleteThe lying rodent "John Howard was re-elected leader of the Liberal party in 1995, and pledged "never, ever" to introduce GST." ... "A proposal to exempt tampons from GST was dismissed by Howard."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goods_and_services_tax_(Australia)
I propose to every woman I hear saying patriarchy! unfair! low wages!, to support a bonk ban and national strike. No takers as yet.
And due to the perception of the "dismal science", if I try to explain that "So, even if the imported products lack quality, they can easily penetrate the market due to low costs.", most males and females eyes glaze over...
"With 18% and 12% on inputs and 0% on the sale of sanitary napkins, leads to a situation where the rate of tax on inputs is more than the rate of tax on output supplies. This is referred to as an inverted tax structure in GST. The manufacturers can claim the refund of input taxes, but it would result in additional financial and administrative costs on the company’s part."
"On the other hand, importers have an added advantage as they are charged only with customs duty instead of customs duty+GST. Thus, the exemption of GST on sanitary napkins has benefitted the importers and not the local manufacturers. So, even if the imported products lack quality, they can easily penetrate the market due to low costs."
"Exemptions available for sanitary napkins
"The GST rate on the sale of sanitary napkins was 12%. But, from 21st July 2018, the sale of sanitary napkins was exempted entirely. This was perceived as a major victory. But, the actual benefit to the consumers was very little. Exemption of output GST resulted in the denial of ITC to the manufacturers. Thus, with no difference in manufacturing cost, the manufacturers are not left with any price benefit which they can further pass down to the consumer."
...
https://cleartax.in/s/gst-exemption-sanitary-napkins
And did search engines discover an Australian reference for above on pg1, 2, 3? No, India?!
Because:
"The Algorithm” is the only critique of “The Algorithm” that “The Algorithm” can produce"
by KEVIN MUNGER
https://crookedtimber.org/2024/01/29/the-algorithm-is-the-only-critique-of-the-algorithm-that-the-algorithm-can-produce/
Goodness gracious:
ReplyDelete"Collapse in system of currents that helps regulate global climate would be at such speed that adaptation would be impossible."
Atlantic Ocean circulation nearing ‘devastating’ tipping point, study finds
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/09/atlantic-ocean-circulation-nearing-devastating-tipping-point-study-finds
Surely Lloydy and the Riddster and Marohasy will refute that ?
After mass coral die-off, Florida scientists rethink plan to save ailing reefs
ReplyDeleteBut there is some good news.
The digital splash is simply wild for productivity increases or we’ll be rooned. And there is the Member for Armidale doing the productivity shuffle on a Canberra footpath.
ReplyDeleteLead by example son, show ‘em what you’re made of.
But the reptiles would support him if he was in leadership they are so low they slide under a snakes belly.
DeleteUmmm:
ReplyDeleteThe French sex recession: has la flamme really gone out?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/feb/07/the-french-sex-recession-has-la-flamme-really-gone-out
"Reports suggest the French have lost their va-va-voom in the bedroom – and they certainly aren’t the only ones."
Oh my, so much 'external' debt:
ReplyDeleteFrance $3.3trillion
Netherlands $3.79trillion
Japan $4.34trillion (but only $34,832 per capita)
UK $8.7trillion
USA $32.9trillion
And Australia ? $1.83trillion or $67,777 per capita - nearly twice Japan's. We're doomed, the reptiles tell us, doomed !.