In which it's just a serve of Killer, the lizard Oz editorialist and Gina's IPA ...

 

So here's a story at the top of the lizard Oz for which the pond could only muster a sigh of 'told you so' tired resignation ...

All those years the reptiles did their best to destroy the NBN to aid the Chairman and eventually money had to be paid out because of the third rate wretched really unique* (*ABC licensed) MTM foisted on the country by Malware after he failed to carry out the onion muncher's order to completely destroy it. 

Now that a fix is required, the reptiles inevitably resort to "spending fears", and so it goes ...

That's another reason the pond will be ignoring petulant Peta this morning ... she and the onion muncher did much to send Malware on his path as a wrecker, and yet she has the cheek to imagine she's "centre right" ...

What's the point of blathering about smaller government and freedumb? 

Check out the state of Britain at the moment, and you'll find freedumb and the slashing of government and it gets weirder by the day, with that ratbag ideologue Suella Braverman the shortest-serving home secretary at 43 days ... what a hoot, if you don't live in little England but can read Suella Braverman resignation letter: what she said and totally meant, or Suella Braverman’s fall would be astonishing at any other time. But chaos is the new normal or Welcome to the doom loop of Tory Britain: an austerity that kills, a democracy routed ...

A cartoon will help with all that ...

Talk about freedumb, but the pond, being in the business of herpetological studies, must turn to the gloating of the Killer ...

Splendid stuff - abortion, who cares, just slump into gloomy autumn reality, and whatever you do don't ask Killer for help with control of your body - and Killer naturally isn't worried about the wondrous qualities of some of the candidates ...

Back to Killer, and the pond has a pound to a penny that at some point Covid will enter the picture, with climate science also in the running, because Killer loves to help fuck the planet ...

Indeed, indeed, and if you happen to be a Killer on a Killer wage, what's 10.1% inflation or a planet fucked by climate change? Above all, don't worry about the quality of the candidates ... 

...instead feel the Covid fear ...

What's Covid to a brave warrior, what's this nonsense about climate science? The pond hesitated to run the next cartoon because Killer wouldn't see the humour or would identify with the wrong character ...

As for the rest, it is now routine and tedious for the pond to complain about the slim pickings below the fold in the lizard Oz...

Three lizard Oz editorials in a row early in the morning, because the chairman is too tight to spring for a loon festival...

Only one stood out and it wasn't the blathering Westacott, nor the lizard Oz editorialist suddenly realising that the UK was fucked ...

Whenever the pond sees "cancel culture" it reaches for its Glock ...

Meanwhile, over at another News Corp publication ...

Shocking stuff, but it got worse ....

And then came the standard reptile blather about not visiting the sins of the father on to the daughter ...

But this worm-laden apple didn't fall far from the remarkably deformed tree, and has funded the most wretched and regressive organisation in the country ...

Per Mike Seccombe in The Saturday Paper, and not so long ago, only back in July 2018...

It produces Killer's favourite bedtime reading, and at one time, Dame Slap was its chairman, and now maybe isn't, but who knows, it's such a furtive, secretive organisation, with so many regressive agendas it's impossible to keep count ...

Back in the day it was smoking, but now it's "what have you got?", with a love of coal and climate science denialism and infesting the Liberal party with far right loons all the go ...

Look at that baleful line-up of stooges and dropkick losers ...and that's as good a reason as any to realise there's some cultures that need cancelling ...

There's a lot of coal-washing going down in that sports funding ...

So when the lizard Oz editorialist scribbles this ...

... the pond remembers that this coal and iron washing produces this ...

And then there's the climate science denialism and the hate for renewables, and so on and so forth ... and all the pond could think was fuck the reptiles, fuck Gina and fuck the IPA, if only because they're at the centre of a freedumb loving campaign to fuck the planet ...

The pond apologises for this crunched infallible Pope, but it is on theme ...

And there was this from the immortal Rowe ...

And the pond couldn't resist this smell of Musk, because at any EV charger now you'll see Tesla owners looking not so cocky, and perhaps even a little brand-shamed ...