The pond wasn't going there with the reptiles of Oz, as yesterday they skirted around the toilet bowl, the visiting septic tank, determined to be titillated by a fuckwit who clearly doesn't have much idea of anatomy when it comes to abuse ...
But then this day the reptiles decided to go the full Milo on the rotating reptile front page splash, and with it came two contrasting stories ...
Yes, the desperate reptiles jumped deep into the toilet bowl ... they are so pathetically, desperately needy, why they'd even retweet far right Islamic bashing from the orange one ...but while running the gushes from the sewer, apparently no one thought what a rich irony it would be to have Matt Lauer turn up in the very same panel, relentlessly rotating so that all might enjoy the farce ...
What happens when disgraced narcissist attention-seeking black sheep of the family have nowhere to go?
Why they do a tour down under and the colonial hicks, grateful for their presence, fawn over them ... so it was with the "Lord" of Moncktons, and proving they can sink much lower, so it is with the reptiles gushing like a toilet flush over Milo ...
Meanwhile, the pond is determined to get on with business as usual, and today is savvy Savva day, even if the pernicious, perfidious reptiles decided to run the cawing Crowe beneath her calming call for unity and harmony and peace in the land ...
Actually the SSM recriminations might, in this case, lead directly to the homophobic bigots, who having asked for the opinion of the people in a survey which at vast expense replicated a series of polls, then decided to turn away and blame it all on Malware ...
You'd think with the latest news of Sam the man doing his best for the Communist dictatorship that the reptiles would be thinking of their war on Comrade Bill, but such is the perversity, fear and loathing of Malware that yesterday the reptiles were still giving comfort to the onion muncher and seeking out his opinions ...
Actually there's a fair argument that everything in that befuddled onion munching brain is either an afterthought or a brain fart ... won't someone tell him its over, and just send him the invite to his sister's wedding?
No wonder the savvy Savva stood in the pews and called for a community singalong ...
Singing from the same hymn book? The pond was immediately charmed and beguiled by such an old-fashioned cliché, and rushed off to read William Safire's political dictionary:
And now, brethren, if we can just turn to the relevant page and sing along with the savant Savva, and enjoy the cane toad joke ...
The pond always suspected that Malware had helped introduce the cane toad into Australia, and that other explanations were fraudulent lies - note to Milo, this is something really big to explore in reptile la la land, you could make your name down under with this conspiracy theory - but otherwise what a heartfelt column, with its portrait of the Liberal party as full of panicking weak-kneed wretches rending their clothes, whipping themselves with switches dipped in vinegar, and agrarian socialists intoxicated by the inflaming red impact of hair dye bottles ...
By golly, even the pond couldn't come up with that level of invective for a bunch of jelly backs led by the greatest spineless one of them all ...
As for the strategy, it's an infinitely clever one. Ruin the Labor party and put greenies in their place in parliament ... what could go wrong with that, where's the harm? How much easier it would be for the Liberals to get along with the greenies ...
Oh wait, that's right, Malware introduced the cane toad into Australia and now wants greenies in the house to fix it up ...
And now back to the strategising Savva forced to deal with a bunch of headless chooks, determined to squawk except that somehow they've lost their beaks along with their minds ...
Will the jellyfish listen to Savva's wise words? Can we soon see parliaments full of greenies helping out the Liberal party?
Will everybody just shut up for a bit? Or will the reptiles encourage Milo to yap away like a loon president on far right steroids?
And will anyone take note of Sam the man and his love for the Chinese regime?
Who knows, but David Rowe is standing by with the fireworks, so that we can all enjoy the celebrations, with more Rowe here ...
Scanned the Walkley Award winners list for 2017. Scanned it again.
ReplyDeleteIn an obvious attack of freedom of speech, not a single word by The Australian's reptiles was noted, lauded or awarded.
Won't someone think of the reptiles??
Shattering news VC, but don't worry, the reptiles always give themselves their own awards. It keeps them happy - apparently Phillip Adams, that Murdochian leftist, gives them his koala stamp for the occasion ...
DeleteHi Dorothy something doesn't ring true with story of Sam Dastyari how did this recording come to be available and who recorded a private conversation between Dastyari and the Chinese and Australian Citizen out the front of the Chinese home.
ReplyDeleteEither ASIO have recorded the conversation or the ex Chinese person has provided a transcript of his conversation with Sam Dasyari.
There's no doubt Sam the man was set up for a fall, but equally when you're Humpty Dumpty, precariously sitting on the wall, you should beware the fall, especially who you take money from and what you do for them ...
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