In which the pond discovers that reactionary zombies as well as Sharri stalk this Friday ...

It being Friday, and things being all quiet on the western civilisation lizard Oz front, the pond headed off to the Terror for its TGIF dose of Sharri ...

In the search for the hit, a bunch of silly headlines turned up ...

Weak, worst, and Hadders demanding he resign only six hours ago?

How lucky for Malware that he should have Sharri making the call ...

Yes, Malware is safe for the moment ... well, at least for the next five days ...

This is safe? A total dropkick loser, inept at everything he does ... but then people, or at least Jack Waterford, were scribbling back in January that Malcolm Turnbull is Australia's weakest and most indecisive prime minister since Billy McMahon ...

And considering he came straight after the onion muncher, that's an amazing call ...

Oh and for those wondering about that leaked document, it was back in September 2015 that Leaked document tars Malcolm Turnbull as worst minister on appointing women ...

Let the white-anting begin in earnest ...

Now the pond has to pause here, as the threat from the right looms, to note once again how the Terrorists keep failing with their illustrations. The reality is that Xi Jingping has got bugger all to do with this story, while a much more important figure has been forgotten ...

Week after week the pond reprimands the Terrorists, and week after weak week they commit the same error. 

And so to the threat from the right ...

Sheesh, it is discussed?

Every day the pond discusses the NBN.

More to the point, fancy trying to give Malware gravitas by juxtaposing him with a real statesman, while overlooking the obvious pictorial reference ...

Never mind, it's time to canvas the options ...

So the chook is safe until after Xmas? Mainly because the entire useless bunch is made up of the living dead?

Well the pond couldn't help but notice one story bubbling away nicely in the reliably homophobic lizard Oz ...

It goes without saying that the reptiles have done all they can to encourage tensions, and maintain the rage and do their best by fundamentalist Xians ... and the ratbag right of the far out Liberal party and the Cory-ites ...

Now the bizarre hypocrisy and the humbug and the stench around the vastly expensive and useless postal survey is coming home to roost, with the ratbag homophobic fringe refusing to play the game or at least abide by the rules ...

Perfect sense? Since when has homophobia been based on perfect sense, when hypocrisy and humbug makes much more sense?

Is Cory still trying to get back in to the pond's banner? Of course he is ... and any excuse will do ...

Oh FFS now they've dragged in Aboriginal homophobes to bolster the case because liberals will be too genteel to have a go at bigoted blacks?

And in a story supposedly about how fucked the Liberal party was because it was a home to hypocritical, humbug rightwing loon ratbags?

The pond was instantly reminded of the forlorn expression on the face of the young gay Aboriginal guy who once worked in a childcare centre the pond frequented with its spawn. Talk about the worst of both persecuted worlds, gay and black ...but then you have to be immensely confused to mistake Xianity with the dreaming, since Christ arrived very late on that particular scene ... and as a result, for thousands of years all those thousands of heathen unbaptised blacks who didn't hear the coming word of Christ were packed off to hell quik stix ...

Never mind, all those lobby cards and posters have been a slow build to a Rowe cartoon with more Rowe here, as he discovers that the entire parliament is full of mindless reactionary zombies ...