In which the pond thanks the reptiles for their support of science, then shouts along with the Devine at shocking feminist change agents ...

There's been some cluck-clucking and tut-tutting about the performance of Australian students in maths and science this morning, and indeed it is disturbing ... as noted at the top of the front of the tree-killing edition of the lizard Oz available for free at airports throughout the land ...

It means all the valiant effort and work of such leading scientists as the Bolter, Moorice, Dame Slap, Miranda the Devine, little Timmie Bleagh - the celebration of science is one of the more remarkable achievements of the Murdochians - and luminaries like the parrot, have all been in vain ...

The reptiles routinely provide some of the best science reporting in the nation. Who couldn't admire the contributions of Gra Gra Lloyd, amplifying all the best in advanced scientific thinking ...

Yes, damn you corrupt and incompetent UN world conspiracy affiliated scientists, it's all your fault. And frankly until creationism is taught alongside vile Darwinian evolutionary nonsense, the pond will never rest.

And it would be remiss of the pond not to note the scientific efforts of Malcolm Roberts, Cory, northern gorgeous George, and other leading national politicians who in their spare time are expert scientists.

Thank heavens this downgrading of maths and science  has nothing to do with Malware's celebration of copper as the way to connect a nation - to visit the future we must always return to the past - or the promotion of the CSIRO as a place for endless job opportunities ...

Anyway, why would anyone want to work in such a corrupt organisation pursuing contemptible notions of science? What do we scientists want? We want an inquiry, and we want it now. Conspiracy theorists of the world unite!

Normally this day, the pond would head off to one of the world's leading climate scientists, who once worked in tandem with Screaming Lord Monckton to draw attention to the way that the UN was furtively using climate science to establish world government ...

But this day Dame Slap is busy trying to lure the pond into defending Castro ...

Truth to tell, the pond wouldn't have lasted very long in the land of the dictator, the pond having a dislike of all forms of lifetime dictatorship, be they of the left, the right, or the mad as a march hare Trumpian kind that is to come ...

But that news that women could now call angry white men actual angry white men when confronted by angry white men (as opposed to angry white red-headed expert scientific women) shocked the pond to its core ...

Fortunately, there was a valiant scribe, herself a leading mathematician, former CSIRO worker, and leading climate scientist loose in Murdoch la la land, and to hand to warn the pond of a wicked evil stalking the continent ...

By golly, that graphic was a ripper, and please children, settle down at the back, we shall return to politically correct social engineering in due course.

First let's admire the way the Murdochians have at last come across the Sarah Connor look, fresh from 1984...

Oops, forgot the bandana.  Is it the Aliens look modelled by Jenette Goldstein as Private Vasquez?

And so adequately prepared and forewarned, we can stray into Devine territory ...

Oh dear, look at those shameless, hairy arm-pitted hussies ... and look at the store that supports the Devine, flogging Bar Keepers Friend to the readership. Well they know their logarithms, don't they?

Now it will help in the read if everyone joins in the pond's game.

Whenever you see a servile, lickspittle man working in tandem with women, you must shout out with all your strength, "look out, it's a filthy, vile, wicked feminist change agent" ...

Remember, this is exactly what Castro would have wanted if any stray homosexual had dared to flaunt themselves in the street ... though towards the end, Castro tried to walk back what he'd done ...

Good children, that shout of "feminist change agent" really startled the pond. 

Remember, you shouldn't shout at the men - after all, everyone gets emails of women having sex just to spice up the day - when the real enemy are those wicked diversity champions and feminist change agents.

Please, set aside your ambitions in maths and science, and your hope of getting a job in Murdoch la la land in lieu of the CSIRO so that we can keep playing the game, and look, you get that bonus Aliens graphic ...

Oh well played children. 

That shout of "feminist change agent" really rocked the foundations and the rafters ... and isn't that illustration such tremendous fun ... though perhaps we could wonder if the artist missed a chance in that line about bringing the military to heel. 

Shouldn't the boots have been high-heeled? Did the artist lack a model? Strange, there are plenty to hand ...

Indeed, indeed, and damn those feminist change agents, they even nobbled a brave croweater ... what next, Rudy doing it to the Donald?

And now children, perhaps we could change the game just a little. 

The pond has always found it's tremendous fun to shout "politically correct social engineering" and we've waited since the start of Miranda's mouthings to do it, and now you can join in ...

Tremendous, what a great shout, and the next time a woman is raped at a university, or anywhere much else, remember to thank the pandering Devine, and shout "oh stop whining woman, we've had enough of your exercises in politically correct social engineering. Just lie there and take it like a good girl ..."

Well as often happens in the Terror there was one mug who bothered to take the Devine seriously, as opposed to the hate-mongering essence of vitriol she is ...

Foolish possum, fancy thinking a few facts might count in a post-Trumpian world where the reptiles are tops at science ...

Frankly that bit about climate science at the end was the final straw for the pond, seeing as how the reptiles are amongst the world's leading climate scientists ... perhaps only the Donald himself is more expert ...

Now usually at this point, as a way to end proceedings, the pond would offer a little parfume de Devine for everyone to splash on ... vitriole, such a charming fragrance ...

But instead, why not splash on a David Pope cartoon, and more essence of papal insight here ...

Dammit, these feminist change agent masterminds are fiendishly clever and cunning in their disguises ...