Saturday, August 31, 2024

In which the pond settles for the Ughmann and the Angelic one, because why bother with losers who didn't make the top twenty?

 

Spring is about to sprung, but at the pond ennui is in the air, as well as reptile allergens ...

For a change, the pond thought it might open with a flourish directed at Crikey

It seems that Chris Berg has decided to set up shop there, a dangerous move, though possibly inexpensive.

The moment the pond reads a click bait trolling headline like this: "Telegram founder’s arrest is radical — if it’s a crime to build privacy tools, there will be no privacy" - then the pond's eyes immediately glaze over ...

It's no crime to build privacy tools, the crime is to allow privacy tools to hide criminal activity. 

The pond realises that loons are proudly concerned about Democrats molesting children in basements below pizza stores with non-existent basements, but a far more likely way to molest children is via an app which hides the deed, and for which the owner allegedly fails to introduce effective monitoring. 

Telegram says it does, French authorities say it doesn't, let the courts decide, but in the meantime let there be no blather about privacy for the molestation of children, unless you happen to be Tuckyo Rose, Uncle Elon or Chris Berg.

Sure this sort of idle provocation generates clicks and exasperated comments, like this from a certain drsmithy, starting with a Bergian flourish:

"In other words, the French claim is that Durov developed a tool — a chat program that allowed users to turn on some privacy features — used by millions of people, and some small fraction of those millions used the tool for evil purposes. "
No, the French claim is that Durov’s company is very uncooperative when it comes to legal requests for information from Telegram about suspects under investigation. I can say this with confidence and no need to speculate, because it’s the second bullet point in the list of French accusations you linked to but obviously did not read (or did and have chosen to lie about):
“Refus de communiquer, sur demandes des autorités habilitées, les informations ou documents nécessaires pour la réalisation et l’exploitation des interceptions autorisées par la loi”
Which Google translate tells me is, in English:
“Refusal to communicate, upon request from the authorized authorities, the information or documents necessary for the performance and exploitation of interceptions authorized by law”
Additionally, if you go and read reporting about this that isn’t just the usual wannabe tax evaders libertarian chicken-littling, the French authorities are being very clear that is the reason, and it’s not just them having the problem, but a bunch of other European Governments as well.
So, it seems reasonably safe to assume that every other accusation involving “complicity” is a product of his organisation’s consistent refusal to answer legal requests, rather than because he simply “developed a tool”.
As an analogy, consider that the police had the phone number of a suspected paeodphile discussing one of his crimes via text message, and Telstra refused to provide that information when presented with a formal request. They’re not doing the wrong thing because they run a mobile phone service, they’re doing the wrong thing because they’re not assisting a police investigation when requested.
I’m not sure many people would consider this is “a radical position”. Indeed, even if you replaced “paedophile” with “bicycle thief”, I doubt many people would find it particularly outrageous.
This entire hysterical rant is based on a false premise that is the product of stupidity, wilful ignorance, or deception. Given old mate is associated with the IPA and ATA, and boasts about being part of the “Blockchain Innovation Hub” it could easily be all three.

Well yes. If the pond wants IPA lite or heavy, it knows where to go. Crikey needn't try to match up ...

There were many more comments including the usual from the barking mad loons that cluster at the site, but if this is the trolling, click baiting tip of the libertarian iceberg, then Crikey is likely to be off the pond's map. If the pond wants inane arguments, there's always the reptiles and they're always on splendid parade in their Easter bonnets in the weekend Oz ...

Before going there, as a correspondent noted, how could the pond resist noting the splendid news in yesterday's Weekly Beast?

Possessed of only a modest level of self-awareness, the pond at least knew it had long been in the grip of a niche cult product, the work of a wild-eyed dangerous clique, a bunch of extremists well outside the mainstream, and that few on planet earth 2.0 shared the pond's bizarre desire to plunge into the maelstrom.

Then came the evidence ...




The pond ventures to suggest that if it wasn't for the ABC constantly recycling reptile talking points and giving them respectability in "what's in the papers today" type idiocies, no one would know or care what the reptiles wrote or thought ...

Weirdly, News Corp stays in the game by offering a free news service, news.com.au, which studiously avoids lizard Oz extremism and has no paywall. 

But do the lizards of Oz ever learn that lesson? Does News Corp? Nope, the same old stew, the same old slops, the same old gruel, is served up day after day, while the pond holds out its bowl and begs for more niche clique cult gruel please ...




Something broke in the pond this day, and the desire to tip the gruel on the floor was overwhelming. 

The reptiles have hit on the trick of dragging some of their commentary away from the far right column, embedding them in what allegedly passes for "news".

So there was nattering "Ned" blathering on about Gaza as the genocide goes down and the pond simply couldn't do it.

Above him was Dame Slap, blathering on about the Voice, and the pond simply couldn't do it. Dame Slap opened this way ...

There was a time when the Yes side infuriated me with the shallow quality of their “debate”. Now the Yes side bores me. It has been 10 months since the proposal to change our Constitution failed, and its proponents still have not moved past the second stage of grief. They are now wallowing in anger. Why did this happen, who is to blame? Someone, please wake me up when the bloodletting stops. Even better, let’s hope they get to the final stage – acceptance – soon. Please.

She's bored? Sure, she went on to give the craven Craven a serve, and who can argue the pleasure of doing that when boredom strikes, but what about the real world, which might explain the wallowing in anger ...





What a contemptible woman she is, how complacent, and smug and self-satisfied. At least the Cheshire cat had the decency to fade away, just leaving the smirk, but Dame Slap lacks the class of even an average moggy ...

Well the pond will leave matters in the west to the sandgropers who drop by, while the pond contemplated what to do to fill up the space with a standard serve of pap and pablum, or,  if you will, pabulum, and for that what you need is a failed seminarian doing climate science denialism...

Come on down Ughmann, fill the void with inanity ...




Who else but the Ughmann could open in this fashion ...

Illiteracy about how the world actually works is everywhere but is often paraded by some of the nation’s allegedly most highly educated people, if you can take scribbling for the Oz as a sign of education. Take the Ughmann, failed seminarian, failed wannabe politician, wretched novelist and onetime security guard. Go on, take him, according to that chart nobody much wants him ... see how the preening prat starts off his course in smug condescension ...




The pond knows how this denialist game works. Toss trippingly off the tongue references to the Haber-Bosch process and you can sound like a genuine scientist ...

Confuse and conflate and meanwhile if you step outside the hive mind, you can discover shocker stories like this one in the Graudian ...




They'd rather do anything than tackle the bleeding obvious ...and so would the Ughmann ...




Wondering about that link, not working in the screen cap? 

Fear not, it's not an actual meaningful link, it's the Ughmann quoting the Ughmann, a way to keep the readership inside the hive mind ... just a sampling of what you missed by not having a hot link ...




Dear sweet long absent lord, the pond had forgotten the Ughmann's use of Latin to give himself an ersatz form of pundit respectability ... but at least those outside the hive mind know why the lizard Oz is outside the top twenty ...




The pond will settle for just one gesture. The abolition of the lizard Oz in tree killer form (the tabloids could also go the way of the dinosaurs). 

The pond can imagine a future where an actual newspaper is passed around in class with a mix of bewilderment and bemusement on faces ...

At this point the reptiles slipped in a trolling, click bating video ...




Usually the pond wouldn't bother, but as Alex Epstein is being name dropped, allow the pond to link to his DeSmog listing...

There's a lot more at the link, this will have to do as a citation ...




Oh yes, warming and then greening is good, and off to the cornfield with him.

And while the pond is outside the hive mind, time for a pre-emptive strike, because Geoff Bongers is a name mentioned by the Ughmann in his final gobbet.

It turns out that he's a "nuke the country to save the planet" (soft paywall) character (though there's hardly any need, what with beneficial warming and greening ...)





And so to the final gobbet, the Bongering and all the rest ...




What a prize maroon. Apparently it's news to the Ughmann that we're addicted to plastics and that they've even joined RFK Jr's brain worm in our brains ...




Instead of wandering through the Ughmann's list of the obvious, a painfully ignorant and inept form of denialism, why not head off to The Conversation to read about hose microplastics?

So why did the pond go down the Ughmann path? Well now people know how many holes are needed to fill the reptiles' climate science hall ...

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm cryin'
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Saturday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the Ughmann
They are the Ughmenn
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

And so to the bonus and a little light relief with the Angelic one, because bashing furriners is always fun, even if it leads to very funny logic ...

Yes, it's back to blather about the 'leets ...





Of course the Angelic one and other reptiles can do this because they don't even get into the top twenty these days ...




So deeply, deeply weird, and yet to be fair, not a single mention of childless cat ladies ... nor even a decent history lesson ...




The pond gets it. A barking mad fundamentalist Catholic is always going to want to go gay bashing with barking mad fundamentalist evangelicals and barking mad fundamentalist Islamics.

Why if the Angelic one wanted to keep the company of the Taliban, she'd be relieved of the burden of scribbling and could stay safely in her home ... but she hasn't quite reached that level of Xian values yet ...

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Why that's almost Taliban in its purity of intent ...




Indeed, indeed, and none of that riffraff you might encounter with all the awkwardness diversity might involve. 

We might all pray to different gods, but we know all those different gods truly hate teh gayz ...





On and on she rambled ...




Could it be that constantly bashing teh gayz can provoke?

Never mind, at this point the reptiles slipped in one of their classic gotcha question click bait videos ...




Sharri, full disrespect, apparently can't understand it's possible to rub head and tum in alternate motions at the very same time... like it's possible to be both appalled by the Taliban and appalled by the current genocide being produced by barking mad Jewish fundamentalists in response to barking mad Islamics on a killing spree...

Thank the long absent lord the pond is an atheist and has now reached the final gobbet of barking mad fundamentalist Catholic blather ...




Maybe just occasionally rethink values that persecute minorities or the rights of women or teh gayz or ... 

Oh never mind, the pond was only providing further evidence why the reptiles are outside the top twenty.

If you wanted rocket science, why are you here? Oh, you wanted an immortal Rowe for a closer... the pond can help dig that grave ...




And that reminds the pond of another thing it wants to mention. 

How useless has Snopes become? 

If you google it and the mango Mussolini and bleach, you come up with all sorts of attempts to wriggle the camel through the eye of a needle ...

The latest turned up a week ago here: Fact Check: Trump Didn't Say People Should 'Inject Bleach' To Tackle COVID-19. Here's What He Said ... which is why this TT was so satisfying ... 

First check out the third panel ...




Meanwhile those just following orders presented to hospital with ailments arising from the injecting of bleach.

Check it all out and soon you could be arguing points with the style and conviction of the Angelic one, and your path outside the top 20 will become an even easier slippery slope ...






18 comments:

  1. For anybody vaguely interested, a short commentary on the Harris-Walz CNN "interview":

    Rating the CNN interview(er)
    https://jabberwocking.com/rating-the-cnn-interview/

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    1. GB - thanks for that link. Much better than the blatant over-acting of 'presenters' on Sky News Australia, although, interestingly, James Morrow, whose 'you know' quotient can run above 100%, had that in control for his theatrics yesterday. That was the only improvement on his usual blather, and I have not bothered to dial up Ms Panicky.

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    2. Yair, I especially liked KD's comprehensive list of 'Questions asked'. Noodlenuts are to be found everywhere. especially on 'popular' media.

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    3. PS: you might like this one too:

      https://www.eschatonblog.com/2024/08/its-important-for-harris-to-answer.html

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    4. I did like that one too, GB. Always worth being reminded that low unemployment generates benefits to multiple numbers of people, in giving them opportunities to renegotiate the terms and conditions of their current jobs, or to seek another, which offers them more satisfactions.

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    5. The Chadwick quotient aka the "you know" quotient, leads to...

      "Normalization of deviance can exist in conjunction with corporate omerta where deviation from rules is held up by a code of silence surrounding the deviations or an unspoken agreement on rhetoric within a group of executives. One of the reasons Lion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302crashed was normalization of deviance based on a criticism of corporate omerta with a "culture of silence".[8]"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalization_of_deviance

      The koolaid reverses "corporate omerta with a "culture of silence" making it a culture of noise. No less omerta.

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    6. Anonymous - we do seem to have more fun around the pond than many other discussion sites manage, and I have enjoyed your further investigation of what a 'you know' quotient might become in our culture. Your comments, and references, might even make the excessive use of that 'filler phrase' less irritating to me, personally, on the odd occasions when I still attempt reviews of what is blowing across the Sky News broadcasts.

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  2. The Owl-man did set out a useful truth this day, but with no self-awareness. ‘Illiteracy about how the world actually works is everywhere.’ The device takes him to his understanding of how he thinks the world actually works, with coal tar as one example.

    Might we go back to 1856, when the remarkably young William Perkin, was actually trying to synthesize quinine in the cause of British dominance in the malarial tropics. The elements did not co-operate for Perkin, and he was left with a reddish powder. A further attempt at synthesis, with aniline, gave Perkin the first mauve dye, and the foundation of his fortune.

    So far, so the flowering of ‘science’ in the middle of the 19th century. Yes - Perkin’s financial success set off many other, similarly random (such as Fahlberg with saccharin), investigations of the coal tar that was an abundant waste-product of the age of gas lighting, available by the barrel from the gas producers at no cost. Those further successes took organic chemistry from a branch of botany, to the industry that supports much of our life now.

    The Owl-man, in typical booster fashion, would have us believe that this was unending triumph of human progress. Yet, through the second half of the 19th century, particularly as manufacturers competed, in ‘free enterprise’ fashion, much of the history of producing dyes and colourings from coal tar was caught up in the distressing, sometimes deadly, side effects of using colours on clothing, then in foodstuffs and drinks, which had been made with arsenic or aniline as mordants. Or bright yellow sweets for children, with a significant level of picric acid.

    So that early history of organic chemistry, should have been a useful reminder to the Owl to moderate his boosterism for sheet plastics in the 21st century. But, of course, in best cost-benefit analysis - claim all the benefits, steer the costs to some sad failing of human nature which the mighty market has not yet corrected.

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    1. I don't think he reckons there ever is anything for the market to correct - it's all just down to the incorrigible failings of the lesser homo saps saps, isn't it ? Market creations are all perfect from the moment of conception aren't they ?

      After all, if you developed cancer from all the cigarettes you smoked, it was just because of your own failure, wasn't it ?

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  3. Hasn't everybody worked out that Musk is just a hater who wants to exterminate the human race ? After all, he loves his wives and children so much he can't stop having them, and he can't stop hating them all.

    What he really wants, though, is that the Mars colony will consist entirely of Musk descendants and that Planet Terra will just end up uninhabited.

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  4. Ughmann's knowledge of the philosophy of science is very superficial. A theory is not discarded because of 'black swan events' eg, it was known in the 19th century that Newton's theory of gravity was wrong (the orbit of Mercury was not as predicted) but it was not discarded. Imre Lakatos (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imre_Lakatos) noted "that one can always protect a cherished theory (or part of one) from hostile evidence by redirecting the criticism toward other theories or parts thereof" (to rescue Newton's theory, a planet Vulcan was proposed in an orbit that fixed the error in Mercury's orbit, but in a position that we couldn't see it). I haven't studied philosophy of science for a very long time, but back then the best answer to "what is science" was, "it's what scientists do".

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    1. Joe - I wondered why my Owl-Man went off on that digression. I am wary about any claims for a general philosophy of science, because my professional time was in biology. The foundations of biology are laid by taxonomists. Of my personal experience, the best taxonomists were somewhere on the 'spectrum' - they sorted and categorized organisms simply because that is a human thing to do. That attribute is known to have a significant genetic component. I believe that comes from our time as hunter gatherers, when it was of benefit to tribe, or clan, or whatever grouping, for someone to know the important characteristics of several thousand plants and animals. No doubt clans were reduced or eliminated because they did not have the member, often also shaman, who knew which red berries were good to eat, and which ones could kill you before sundown.

      The quote attributed to Rutherford, about science being either physics or stamp collecting, is apposite.

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    2. Well it's hardly unpredictable that Ughlmann is as ignorant of rational inquiry as he is of all other human 'knowledge'.

      But I think it's worth contemplating the conception of N. David Mermin enunciated in his 'Boojums All The Way Through' that our 'scientific investigations' are comprised of two components:
      1. 'explanations' which are the theories, models and concepts that we develop to allow us to interpret the universe and predict its behaviour
      2. 'descriptions' which are statements about reality.

      As may be just a tad obvious, we have lots of explanations, but not quite so many descriptions. So 'gravity' is an 'explanation' whereas the orbits of planets is the best we can come up with in the way of a 'description'.

      Therefore, 'explanations' are subject to continuous revision and improvement as our set of 'descriptions' changes as our means of observation and recording improve over time.

      Just don't let us ever fool ourselves that our 'explanations' are actually 'descriptions'.

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  5. My partner has been 'streaming' ER of late (in the old fashioned way, episode by episode at the rate of two episodes daily). And in one episode I just happened to catch, one of the performers decided not to sing a memorial prayer at a pre-burial gathering, but to go for some Green day Good Riddance lyrics.

    From which, I thought this sounded good:

    "Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
    Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
    So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
    It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

    It's something unpredictable
    But in the end, it's right
    I hope you had the time of your life
    ."

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    1. Ooops: https://youtu.be/mwnoNVOj1Fs
      (if you are at all interested).

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    2. Clearly having an 'inside' day; 'outside' is setting a winter temperature record, and not in a pleasant way.

      But, a bit of 'verse', from when 'Punch' tried to be amusing, and celebrating that early boom in British organic chemistry, at industrial scale. The author did use 'alembic', but pity they did not have a Kez then.

      There’s hardly a thing that man can name
      Of use or beauty in life’s small game
      But you can extract in alembic or jar
      From the ‘physical basis’ of black coal-tar
      Oil and ointment, and wax and wine,
      And the lovely colours called aniline:
      You can make anything from a salve to a star,
      If you only know how, from black coal-tar.

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  6. Speaking of the angelic one's dreaded elites sometime a long time ago in Palestine the political and religious elites executed a certain long haired sandal wearing character for being a trouble maker who is now famous for throwing the money lenders out of the temple.
    Meanwhile the church founded on that minor atrocity is collectively the worlds second or third largest property owner, and a major behind the scenes player in world politics.
    It is also historically infamous for executing thousands of trouble makers who dared to question its self appointed "authority", especially uppity women as defined by the toxic Hammer of Witches tract.

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  7. On the Crikey story about Telegram, it's worth noting that messages over Telegram are encrypted only under very specific conditions, never by default, see https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2024/08/25/telegram-is-not-really-an-encrypted-messaging-app/

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