A tidy joke from John Oliver this week. After noting Bill Clinton's ending of welfare - as the US once knew it, with major and catastrophic changes - he tossed in a clip of Clinton thanking Kevin Spacey, and then did a reverse pike: "pretty remarkable right? That they let that sexual predator anywhere near Kevin Spacey" ... boom tish.
The pond does find life with the reptiles incredibly turgid, comparable only to the study of the three fields system.
In general the reptiles take themselves incredibly seriously, a bunch of preening, self-important blowhards, incapable of landing a joke ... but it's not just the reptiles of the lizard Oz.
Then there's Peter Hartcher. Any time that the pond accidentally lands on The Drum, it can feel its IQ drain out of the ether and leave the room, but there he was last night, a dullard lowering the room temperature to below zero.
Hartcher is terrible TV talent, stiff and awkward and grating, and besides that a fool, and as usual, he was treated with awe and reverence by the Drumsters, and never mind the shameless hysteria of his beat-up, and it was only later in the evening that the pond caught up with Media Watch ...
How good was it to see that supplier of arms, Peter Jennings, and his doom sayer prediction of a war with China in months given a bit of a dust-up ... the pond can say with some pride that it has routinely ignored this Jennings, even when he was the pride of the reptile fleet of warmongers ...
As for doofus Hartcher's defence of his pandering to the war mongers, you wouldn't have learned anything of alternative realities from the soft time given to him by the Drumsters, nor apparently the ABC letting loose one David Marquet on the world, a classic American hustler promising Intent-Based Leadership ® "for your organisation to implement to create effective leaders at every level." (hat tip to Kez, because the pond can't be bothered doing a Polonius for the entire ABC).
Nine's foray into war mongering folly was an attempt to match the reptiles, but the reptiles have been doing this for years and now they have a lesser member of the Kelly gang trained up to do the job ... and there he was going full blast today ...
It's too hard to pick out the detail, every detail is equal in that 'toon, and it reminded the pond of that old koan, "everything is best" ... When the pond was walking through a news agency he overheard a conversation between a cartoonist and his customer. "Give me the best piece of caricature you have," said the customer. "Everything in my cartoon is the best," replied the cartoonist. "You cannot find here any piece of caricature that is not the best." At these words the pond became enlightened.
And so to the moment where the pond explains why it won't be looking at this reptile or that ...
Oh dear, the reptiles have hit on a new riff to berate Albo and drag in former Chairman Rudd, and it was also on view in the triptych of terror, which saw a flurry of EXCLUSIVES ...
Well the pond is pleased it didn't waste time with Marcus Stewart because sweet Sarah has an EXCLUSIVE insight, and apparently these days publishing Geoff Chambers pushing a routine bit of reptile bullshit about reviews and consultations is also an EXCLUSIVE ... and never no mind what might have happened if someone had bothered to do a review or a consultation or a summit or an inquiry about Robodebt. Sorry, sorry, the pond keeps forgetting, the reptiles disappeared Robodebt, it's a non-thing, a nothing ...
Is it any wonder that the pond settled for a light-hearted moment with cackling Claire, before moving on to offer up a standard groaning?
The pond noted that you had to go back to the 1943 original or a 1970s reprint to find references to Dame Slap ...
Dear sweet long absent lord, she's the lizard Oz "editorial director", whatever that blather means. The reptiles are fucked, the country's up shit creek without a paddle or a sub, and the planet's doomed ...
And so without further ado, off for Tuesday's regular groaning ...
It's a bit like cackling Claire discovering what happened to Enid ... the Groaner discovering that Labor might be up for a bit of pork-barreling... and speaking of that, why not give money to the Americans so they can build their subs and send us a couple of shop-soiled items?
Here we go ...
Administration officials said the US would announce an investment of US$4.6bn in its own submarine industrial base. While these would be American funds, Australia would also make a sizeable contribution.
The funding for US domestic production could be a point of tension in Australia at a time when the budget is facing pressure on multiple fronts.
Here we go ... Peter Dutton says Coalition would support NDIS cuts to pay for Aukus submarines. aka Liberal leader offers bipartisan backing for ‘sustainable’ savings for the next generation defence scheme
And at that point, the pond abandons cackling Claire and the jolly good groaning for an immortal Rowe ...
Why that dress is up there with the grand days of the onion muncher ... it's all in the details ...
The moany Groany: "we need at least 200,000 new homes each year to cater for our growing population. There are also nearly a half-million individuals on social housing waiting lists." So, 200,000 new homes each year ? Now that hasn't happened just right now, that's been the case for maybe 15 to 20 years - ever since our immigration levels went up significantly (up to 108,070 in 2002-03 and increasing ever since) while maintaining a solid local birthrate (though of course the local births do take a few years to get up to the home needing stage).
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, if we take that number from Groany and consider it's probably been around that number for, say, the last decade, then that would mean Australia has added about 2 million homes in that time. Where did they all go ? But then, Melbourne's population has increased from 4,217,000 in 2013 to 5,235,000 in 2023 or over a million in just 10 years, so maybe a lot of them have ended up out in Melbourne's rapidly growing west. What about Sydney, Brisbane and Perth ?
Here we go!
ReplyDeleteSuggested reading for tomorrow DP. Very loonpond-y.
OrcAus - Hell Devil.
"Goblin, spectre, or hell-devil") in the 10th century Old English Cleopatra Glossaries, about which Thomas Wright wrote,"
"The term is used just once in Beowulf (in the sense of a monstrous being[c]), as the plural compound orcneas, one of the tribes belonging to the Descendants of Cain, alongside the elves[d] and ettins (giants) condemned by God:"
"Frederick Klaeber suggested it consisted of orc < L. orcus "the underworld" + neas "corpses", to which the translation "evil spirits" failed to do justice.. .. " Hence orc-neas may have possibly been some sort of walking dead monster, a product of ancient necromancy,[15]or even be flat out called zombies,[18][19] to use a familiar modern term from popular culture."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc
The book has already been written.
"The Killing Spirit (2004)
A Savage Tale of Orcs
A novel by Sean-Michael Argo-[naught]
"The race of orcs [OrkAus] are the last remnants of an ancient and brutal world [US] that has been left behind by the civilizations of man and elf. The marauding orcs find themselves under attack by an alliance bent on purging the world of its savage past in order to make room for a new age of peace and growth [Orc-tarky] Under the guidance of their shamanic leader [?- suggestions?] a barbaric tribe of orcs fight back, joined by trolls [UK] and goblins [Aust] as they struggle to survive a journey of self-discovery and holocaust. Beset upon all sides by a world that seeks their end, the ancient races delve deep underground [water] to awaken the dark god [nuclear weapins] that spawned their kind, and launch the final campaign on a world no longer their own.[or fit for humanity]
https://www.fantasticfiction.com/a/sean-michael-argo/killing-spirit.htm
Via
https://www.wired.com/2006/04/orcs/
How Dutton et al incubated OrcAUS:
"In medieval Europe, union with an incubus was supposed by some to result in the birth of witches, demons, and deformed human offspring. Legendary magician Merlin was said to have been fathered by an incubus. Walter Stephens writes in his book Demon Lovers that some traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with an incubus or succubus may result in the deterioration of health, an impaired mental state, or even death.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
Remember to Duck & Cover.
As Andrew Hastie says in your link "Here we go" OrcAUS “cannot fail” and some “hard choices” in the budget because “money doesn’t grow on trees”. Hard choices always fall on the poor and NDIS engendering continued sickfare. I'll bet real estate is being snapped up as we speak.
And the poisened chalice for our grandkids' kid kids? If not orcneas - zombies .
"Ship-Submarine Recycling Program
I wore my thumb out scrolling the "unknown date" to recycle the Attack submarines & Ballistic missile submarines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship-Submarine_Recycling_Program
Ooops:
ReplyDeleteProgress in detection tech could render submarines useless by the 2050s. What does it mean for the AUKUS pact?
https://theconversation.com/progress-in-detection-tech-could-render-submarines-useless-by-the-2050s-what-does-it-mean-for-the-aukus-pact-201187
Oh but that'll be ok - they can just stay in port in America and use those wonderful long-range weapons that David Marquet told us all about. Wouldn't need to be crewed then, just connect up the remote controls to the weapons firing switches and destroy the Chinese 'Wall of Steel' from the opposite side of the Pacific. We could even leave our subs at home uncrewed too. Pretty wizz, huh.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/mar/13/peter-dutton-says-coalition-would-support-ndis-cuts-to-pay-for-aukus-submarines
ReplyDeleteHi Dorothy,
ReplyDeleteIt would seem that AUKUS, sorry Oceania, has always been at war with East Asia.
Yeah, but now East Asia has replaced its brick wall with a 'steel wall'. Even East Asia had to modernise sometime, and there'll likely be a lot of Australian iron in that steel and a lot of Australian coal used to smelt it.
DeleteYay, we're rich again ! But will our PM be known as 'Wall iron Albo'?
Well, hooda thunkit:
ReplyDelete‘White saviours’ accused of finding flaws in voice proposal ‘to stay in spotlight’ by working group member
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/mar/14/white-saviours-accused-of-finding-flaws-in-voice-proposal-to-stay-in-spotlight-by-working-group-member
Now fess up, is there anybody here who didn't realise that this was exactly what was happening ?