The pond was instantly alert on the weekend, thanks to the reptiles of Oz.
Fancy asking young students about masturbation - the pond knows for a fact that the only masturbators on the planet work for the lizard Oz - and even worse, fancy quizzing the sweet young innocents on "how to search online".
Why the pond knows for a fact that the very last thing twelve year olds would do is go online and google for interesting things (having made sure the parental filter was turned off). They're only interested in learning more about the ancient art of origami.
Naturally the pond plunged in to the fetid pool of filth without even the benefit of a condom ... the pond always understood such devices should never be mentioned in polite company, seeing as how furtive unprotected sex and a backyard abortion was always the better option...
What a deplorable, shocking state of affairs.
Fancy advising that students becoming sexual not be exposed to porn! (Of course up Tamworth way, the joke was that boys should be exposed to poddy calves, but perhaps that's too saucy for the reptiles of Oz and sweet, innocent Nat Bita, just doing the bidding of others in maintaining the culture wars).
Fancy advising that students becoming sexual not be exposed to porn! (Of course up Tamworth way, the joke was that boys should be exposed to poddy calves, but perhaps that's too saucy for the reptiles of Oz and sweet, innocent Nat Bita, just doing the bidding of others in maintaining the culture wars).
What an appalling disgrace.
Fancy trying to deal with the porn that litters the web, and has even resulted in songs proposing that the internet was made for porn. Why there's even, as Colbert joked, porn for hamsters. Forsooth, questions must be asked of these deviants in parliament this every day!
Fancy trying to deal with the porn that litters the web, and has even resulted in songs proposing that the internet was made for porn. Why there's even, as Colbert joked, porn for hamsters. Forsooth, questions must be asked of these deviants in parliament this every day!
And fancy advising students to be gentle with women! Why, what women want is a good beating from the likes of Mark Latham ... what a turn on that is!
And speaking of the arm-breaking Latham, it just so happens that the lad is out and about in today's Terror ...
Now the pond would like to congratulate the Terrorists. It was a Herculean task, and an astonishing feat, but they managed to fit many things into one, simple, astonishing header ...
Look at it. Neo-Marxists, damn you all, and pesky neutering feminists, you're all going to hell too, and look, they've even managed to fit in re-engineered sexuality and social values.
Where will all this end? Why soon enough boofheads will get into trouble for breaking a taxi-driver's arm, and at that point you can kiss civilisation and all that's valuable farewell ...
Who's better placed to understand anti-bullying programs than the arm-breaker?
You see? Break a man's arm, and then you laugh, and then they call you Sir (memo to students, this also helps when in a relationship with a submissive. Break their arm and you'll get called Sir a lot, which is almost as big a giggle and a laugh as lunchalot).
Okay, now it's back to the future, and the rest of a rant, which it turns out is so exceptionally longwinded that the pond feels the need to refrain from further editorial remarks ...
Indeed, indeed ...
A noble, patriotic sight.
Well that's just for gentlemen readers who might need a little lift to get them through the last bit of the extended rant ...
Well that's just for gentlemen readers who might need a little lift to get them through the last bit of the extended rant ...
Yes, it's being taught in more and more classroom, as opposed to taughting English, so that the silly cackling geese wouldn't have the first clue about the plural form or the way that it should be taut in more and more classrooms ...
What we need is a morest classrooms revolution!
Not to worry, and the pond doesn't really give a whit or a jot that the arm-breaker seems never to have actually come across the observable truth of a hermaphrodite.
The notion and the word has been around as long as Hermaphroditus and Ovid, but when you're an ignorant strutting peacock of a bigot, given a platform by the vicious Terrorists, your world view will always revert to bullying bigotry, because that's what you do ...
The notion and the word has been around as long as Hermaphroditus and Ovid, but when you're an ignorant strutting peacock of a bigot, given a platform by the vicious Terrorists, your world view will always revert to bullying bigotry, because that's what you do ...
Now please, no correspondence on the matter of lingerie football ...
It's a serious game, and they really do play serious football ...
Just as Hooters is all about serious, elegant haute cuisine ...
Welcome to the arm-breaker's observable reality. You're welcome, have a nice day now ...
Once you've finished with the masturbation, the break-out quote on dead tree edition of The Australian is promising another mountain climb for you Dot, and what a joy it will be:
ReplyDelete"Bill Shorten's populism makes Mark Latham sound sensible" by Nick Cater
Thank the absent lord that our taxes that our taxes are not being wasted on blithering baloney....
Imagine the grazes and rashes you must get playing footy in your reg grundies--those girls are tougher than me.
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