Day 23, and as delusional reptiles feud, it's time to burn the delusional Devine witch ...

The pond had to drop everything.

It was a lacerating, nay an eviscerating cry, a howl of pain, of enormous suffering.

Not the "W" words per se, in themselves, with their hint of ding dong, but perhaps more the dreaded "L" word...

Now at first blush there might be a few cynics who wonder why anyone should give a toss.

After all, it's not as if the "W" word hasn't been tossed around before by the haters ...

Frankly the only response to self-pity is a song ...

Once upon a time you dressed so fine

On your way to a Tony Abbott dinner party

Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?

People call say 'beware witch, you're bound to fall'

You thought they were all kidding you

You used to laugh about

Every delusional that was hanging out

Now you have to shout even louder

Now you have to act even prouder

As you're out scrounging your next meal and favourable tweet

How does it feel, how does it feel?

To be in Malware's home,

Like a witch with a copper connection

As useful as a rolling stone?

Or some such thing. Being the Devine, the dear thing doubled down in her usual way ... because it wasn't the "W" thing, it was the "L" thing ...

Yes, the argument's clear enough.

The Delcons are delusional, but when it comes to sundry policies, I'm truly delusional ... richly, ripely delusional in a way that can only be called a barking mad, right wing warrior fruity way ... which is why I plumped for Malware ...

Put it another way.

You call Tony Abbott delusional? That's not delusional, this is delusional ...

And then came an image that seared the pond's soul ...

Oh it's Miranda d'Arc, and hasn't the photoshopping been kind to her ...

And so to the rest of the plaintive cry ...

Malware, Cory approved! When baking delusional dishes, always use Cory-approved bakeware ...

You see, the delusionals have backed the wrong soft-shelled wetback liberal lefty, whereas the Devine and Cory have maintained their fundamentalist hardcore right wing principles.

Strangely the Divine readership was up in arms at the logic.

You see, one of the problems with the Terrorists cultivating a barking mad readership is that they're inclined to bark, howl, whine and pant ...

And the leaders of the Delcon tribe called for bowls of water, so that they might wash their hands of the matter and maintain some kind ostensible friendship with the addle-brained witch.

Little Timmeh took time out from his ongoing domestic, unfurled in the Graudian in News Corp journalists reject domestic violence views of Daily Telegraph's Tim Blair ...

“The national News Corp house committee was disappointed to read Daily Telegraph opinion writer Tim Blair’s piece on family violence, published in the early hours of Monday morning,” a letter to News Corp’s head of employee relations Andrew Bioccaa said. 
“Blair’s misguided attempt at humour undermined the great work News Corp has been doing to combat family violence through campaigning journalism across the group. 
“We point out that family violence leave is part of News Corp staff’s log of claims in the most recent negotiating round, which was recently endorsed by members across the country.” 
Endorsed by the national house committee for News Corp journalists who are members of the Media Entertainment and Arts Alliance, the letter calls on management to reject Blair’s comments and “recommit to campaigning against the scourge of family violence”.

Little Timmie valiantly left off his satirical thrusts at Amanda Meade - there's nothing like bashing a woman, preferably a woman working at the ABC or the traitorous Graudian - to reassure the Devine of his eternal loyalty ... and her profound stupidity ...

Wrong! Because a return to Tony Abbott is what the country needs.

So many levels and bevels to this delusionalism.

Naturally little Timmie's readers piled on to the wicked witch, shouting burn her, burn her.

And the Bolter found the burning witch image irresistible too ...

Wrong, witch, wrong!

It was around this point that the pond began to realise that possibly, just possibly, and depending on the budget and the reaction to it, the delusionals might actually manage to bring down Malware's government.

Ideological, zealot scorpion and hapless frog, and the delusional Devine arguing that she's even more delusional than the delusionals, with the delusionals confused about their delusions ...

Which puts the pond in a terrible dilemma. How to deal with the triumphant, gloating Shortenistas in the extended family?

Perhaps the pond should just revert to the ancient art of bank bashing. More Glen Le Lievre twittering here, and a link to his new site.