Day 21, and the pond celebrates the delusional yet again ...

The pond is a proud supporter of the delusional. Where would the pond be without them?

At this very moment, the pond is standing by, eagerly awaiting the next missive from Moorice himself, aware that his appearance on the ABC was a temporary aberration, and soon he will return to his true home, the lizard Oz, to prophesy the imminent return of the real Messiah ... or perhaps  a new ice age. Whatever, the pond will pay heed ...

In the meantime, the pond must make do with the lesser Dolts, such as little Timmeh.

Now Timmie never attracts quite the same attention as the Bolter, but on these very pages a fierce controversy has erupted as to whether he's earned the moniker little Timmie or Timmeh ...

The pond is catholic in such matters, and is aware that little Timmeh himself loves such disputes, because he's nothing if not an attention-seeking troll, always wanting to appear in the Graudian to outraged howls... as he managed most recently in News Corp columnist Tim Blair accused of making light of domestic violence.

You can take the man away from the Truth, but you can't take the Truth out of the man ...

Ah those were the days, when journalism was journalism ...

But where were we?

That's right. With sandwich in hand, ready to wander off into the world of the delusional ...

Indeed, and many were the crazed nutters of the Black Knight kind strutting the land, eager to assert the right for Talibanish fundamentalism to continue, as is the right of fundamentalists everywhere.

Truth to tell, nothing pleases the pond so much as a bold affirmation of the right to continue to be delusional ...

Of course little Timmie is writing for the Daily Terror, and so he must spell out in a very simple-minded way his simple thoughts, with very large photos of the demonic force threatening to ruin Australia... (let's face it, you can say things ten times to your average Terrorist reader and you'll be lucky if it sticks, unless you're talking about knock ons in the bunker ...)

Yes, patient Terror readers, little Timmeh will now explain what his very own stablemate coined and promoted in the Terror. The concept of the delusional conservative. A badge of pride. 

LittleTimmie summons up all his energy and insight for a final defiant, and for Terrorist pieces, quite lengthy exegesis:

This is the sort of stuff the pond can't get enough of ...

Delcon Central ...

From a scribbler who proudly embraces the concept of being a rigid conservative.

rig·id (rĭj′ĭd) adj. 
1. Not flexible or pliant; stiff: a rigid material.  
2. Not moving or flexing: rigid muscles. 
3. Not changing or adjusting to different conditions or problems: a rigid thinker; a rigid hierarchy. 
4. Scrupulously or severely maintained or performed; rigorous or harsh: rigid discipline. 
5. Being an airship with a external frame made of rigid parts.

It's hard to pick or choose. The concept of little Timmie as a rigid dirigible is almost irresistible, but we should play fair, because if anyone's a blimp at the Terror, it surely must be Akker Dakker.

Akker Dakker is another delusional, with the flexibility of a member of Daesh ... and he too has to repeat things several times to make them stick ...

There's a lot more, but Akker Dakker reached a kind of frothing, foaming frenzy right at the end ...

Gripping stuff.

Which leaves the pond in the remarkable situation of tracking what will become known to later generations as the reptile wars ... in which certain reptiles revolted against their colleagues.

Instead of Colbert's Friday night fights, the pond now has little Timmeh and Akker Dakker in a tag team match against Miranda the Devine and Niki Savva, with the Bolter as a kind of Brock Lesnar of the delusionals ... or should that be CM Punk?

The pond gets routinely confused, especially as wrestling and the delusionals have absolutely nothing to do with the real world.

But what fun to see them tear up the seating and get stuck into each other. How soon before they introduce jelly and mud wrestling to the delight of all?

Speaking of wrestling, some wretch made a change to this celebration of the delusional prince ...

And how's this for a mud wrestle?

Hmm, the pond will drink to that ...