Wednesday, March 20, 2019

In which the reptiles do a Pontius Pilate, while Dame Slap does a most excellent Elmer Fudd impression ...


What a shame, what a tragedy. There's Paul Maley doing a bout of Pontius Pilate, washing his hands, and delivering a top notch 'nothing to see here, nothing to do with us' routine…

What happened to the pleased as punch, punchy, out and about, strutting, Islamophobic reptiles, and proud of it, and be damned to you all?

Gone to water, it seems ...


Uh huh. So it's nothing to do with Australia, and it's all the fault of those dreadful Europeans. 

Thank the long absent lord for that, but it worried the pond, this ducking and weaving and dodging, as if the reptiles were ashamed of their glorious past and their noble deeds and scribbles ... 

Let's face it the radical left loons, working closely with their beloved partner, the fake news media, are using every trick in the book to silence the majority of our beloved country. They have all out campaigns against lizard Oz journalists who are doing too well.  Lizard Oz journalists must stay strong and fight back with vigour. Stop working sooo hard on being politically correct, which will only bring you down, and continue to fight for our Country. The losers all want what you have, don't give it to them, be strong and proposer, or be weak and die. Stay true. 

That which doesn't kill you will make you stronger. It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees. Blut und boden. Keep fighting hard for Tucker and fight even harder for Judge Jeanine …all she did was display a little Islamophobia, and what's wrong with that …

And please, don't forget the local heroes either. The Bolter, Little Timmie, Dame Slap, Miranda the Devine …your competitors and the devious Islamics are jealous, they all want what you've got, Number One. Don't hand it to them on a silver platter. They can't beat you, you can only beat yourselves. Be weak and die, and the Islamics will have won ...

Let's face it, Islamophobia hasn't killed anyone, and how disturbing it is to see valiant defenders of white western civilisation in pell mell retreat, while the leftists gloat and mock with lines like Tony Abbott doesn't deserve any credit for finally acknowledging Islamophobia


The onion muncher said so, so it must be true. And let's face it, Islamophobia hasn't killed anyone.

Of course the reptiles were right to drive Yassmin Abdel-Magied out of the country. She was young and feisty and uppity and difficult, and even worse, Islamic. As for that Waleed Ali, isn't it time for another all-out assault, what with the way he's been hogging attention?

Sorry, where was the pond? Oh that's right, with the craven, 'nothing to do with us' Maley, pretending it was all happening somewhere else ...


Indeed, indeed …we are all Spartacus … what a time and a moment to defend Fraser Anning ...


And then some devious perverts decided to kick the noble Maley when he was down,  and just as he'd blown the retreat, and was scrambling away along the beach to hide ...



Did the pond mention scuttling along the beach? Why so did Rowe, with more Rowe here ...



Lo, a scuttling crab, perhaps trying to pretend it's changed its tune …


Well, it's going to be a very full day of reptile denialism, because the reptiles also offered up nattering "Ned" and he was at his most prolix and tedious, but with nary a thought to be found about the tribe of reptiles that not so long ago had clustered under the banner of the crusading Christian white Western Civilisation banner …anxious about South African farmers, worried that Islamics were coming here, and much preferring just a few hand-picked migrants from Norway, or at least decently Christian ...


… says the tribalist reptiles of Oz ...



Yes, the diversity that's on view in the lizard Oz, and Sky after dark, the diversity that has kept this country white, Christian, male, proud and strong, aware that if you're weak, you die …


Maintain the rage, Murdochians, the pond relies upon it for a daily fix … when it's not joining "Ned" in delusional bleating, and shouting at clouds ...


Ah yes, both siderism at its best. Just look at Chairman Rupert's United States … you know, the very same Chairman that pays for "Ned" to natter … along with many other nattering chums and colleagues …



Sorry, that new slogan will have to wait awhile before the lizard Oz reptiles can adopt it in a seemly way.

It's true it would have suited the reptiles of Oz right up to a recent unfortunate event in New Zealand, which has seen much scuttling along the beach and the onion muncher in retreat and Maley in denial… but in due course, the reptiles will be able to return to the usual order of Islamophobic and crusading Western Civilisation business ...


Dear sweet long absent lord, he didn't just quote that devious, deviant trouble-making Jew, did he? Isn't he aware that Chairman Rupert loves the Donald, and the Donald knows what's what with Soros …


And so to the final "Ned" gobbet, with the pond feeling very disheartened by the reptiles refusing to stand proudly at the forefront of white patriarchal Western Civilisation, at least for the moment ...


Liberalism is under assault? At the very moment that the Donald fawns over a far right homophobic authoritarian from Brazil, and the clueless "Ned" wrings his hands and moans, and wonders who has helped bring the world to this pass?


And so to a final offering.

The pond was torn … stout-hearted Lloydie was at least maintaining the climate change rage, and the lizard Oz editorialist was backing him up, and demanding answers …



A pity they couldn't get their stories straight … Lloydie thought it was industry doing the demanding, but the reptile editorialist made it clear that it was the lizard Oz demanding that climate science theologians provide the answers … since, as Dame Groan established only the other day, it was all a beat-up and it would be much cheaper to keep on using sweet, beloved, dinkum clean true blue Oz coal than do anything about fake news and false climate religions …

But you see, the reptiles had also headlined Dame Slap, and she was in fine trolling mood …


In these troubled times, the pond wondered whether it was politically correct to mention Br'er Rabbit and the tar baby and the briar patch routine to explain Dame Slap's trolling.

Perhaps it would be better to think of it as wabbit or duck season, with Dame Slap impersonating Mr Fudd ...


Curiously, that opening rant takes the pond back to the old days at Flinders University, when Prof Brian Medlin used to rage around the place, explaining that the revolution would only happen when everything was truly fucked.

Amazing really, the way the mindset of the hard right and the hard left come together, with Dame Slap doing just the same, and hoping that if comrade Bill scores a win, everything will be fucked, the country will be ruined, and that'll learn ya, that'll teach ya a lesson, and you'll all be wanting to be back in the warm arms of an authoritarian right wing pack of bigoted males before you know it …because everything is going swimmingly well now ...


Yes, put on the MAGA cap and swan out into the night air in the streets of New York … and if you don't, why a hard rain is gunna fall, and it will all serve you right ...



It's a symptom of Dame Slap's sublime complacency that she doesn't have the first clue what it's like to be poor and on struggle street in Australia … or that her idea of bliss might be slaving away in an Amazon warehouse for abysmal pay, or perhaps driving an Uber and transferring all the costs of employment on to the tax payers of the future … Oh America hurrah, that we should be blessed by such Deliveroo initiatives ...

Sadly it seems Dame Slap seems to be having a little trouble making any of the connections that have gone before …


Let's face it the radical left loons, working closely with their beloved partner, the fake news media, are using every trick in the book to silence the majority of our beloved country. They have all out campaigns against lizard Oz journalists who are doing too well.  

Lizard Oz journalists must stay strong and fight back with vigour. Stop working sooo hard on being politically correct, which will only bring you down, and continue to fight for our Country. The losers all want what you have, don't give it to them, be strong and proposer, be weak and die. Stay true. 

That which doesn't kill you will make you stronger. It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees. Blut und boden. Keep fighting hard for Tucker and fight hard for Judge Jeanine … and don't forget the local heroes either. The Bolter, Little Timmie, Dame Slap …your competitors and the devious Islamics and leftists are jealous, they all want what you've got, Number One. Don't hand it to them on a silver platter. They can't beat you, you can only beat yourselves. Be weak and die, and the Islamics and the radical left and comrade Bill will have won … or  perhaps Saturday Night Live and late night comics. Surely these wretches should be banned, or at least censored by the right people? You there, stop laughing, laughing is terribly wrong … and besides, you'll all be fucked and that'll learn ya, yeah, that'll teach you all ...


Core Liberal values, she surely means … because there aren't too many core liberal values that turn up when you don the MAGA cap and stalk into the New York streets to savour the night air, and the sweet smell of authoritarian victory …







8 comments:

  1. Dame Slap: "A rotten Labor government may be just what the Liberal party needs, too, forcing it to reflect on wasted years in government, factional fights, personality contests and only then discern what it stands for as political party. That means returning to core liberal values."

    Umm, that's core liberal values as opposed to core Liberal values, os it ?

    And would those "core values" be the ones that would have sunk Australia into the GFC morass like almost all of the rest of the world ? Except that the Labor 'Gang of Four' (with a little bit of help from Ken Henry) refudiated those "Liberal values" and instead used economic savvy to keep Australia - and especially its banks - afloat ?

    And should we be saying that we needed an LNP (Turnbull) government at the time so that its atrocious mishandling of the GFC would have taught us all a lesson: don't expect LNP bigots to know how to run an economy. And don't fool yourself, they still don't.

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  2. Nattering Ned: "The security agencies agencies will assess the need for greater surveillance in this country of the racist, violent right wing and its culture".

    Great. Fraser Anning is one step ahead of you there Neddles - he hangs out with the violent and disgraceful right wing and its culture. Seems several of your Sky after Dark clowns do as well.

    Could be some valuable intelligence there. On second thoughts....

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  3. It occurred to me that Janet's "poor economic outcomes" all sound like "good economic outcomes" to me. They are poor political outcomes (for a given side of politics), but the connection to poor economic outcomes is as unclear to Janet as it is to me, I reckon. I'd stipulate on wage growth without productivity growth, were it not for the fact that for too long we saw productivity growth without wage growth, so a little catching up is overdue.

    It occurred to me that the pond's Prof. Brian Medlin sounds a little like Souvarine the anarchist in Germinal, with the minor difference that Souvarine was willing to personally ensure everything is fucked by what is euphemistically called "direct action". We have the Liberal Party for that, so no need these days.

    But mostly it occurred to me that the reptiles seem to have successfully deflected events in New Zealand down the "white supremacist" trail, but I'm not sure that framing isn't a little self-serving. Surely a white supremacist likes whites and hates non-whites, regardless of religion - the KKK would burn a black christian as quick as a black muslim.

    But these shootings were not carried out in that vein - he did care whether his targets were brown, white or brindle, and he didn't go shooting up a congregation of Egyptian Copts or Malawian Catholics, did he? I haven't read the manifesto (and won't), but I'll take a punt and say that its all anti-Islamic and nothing about race, per se. So I think the "white supremacist" tag they're so careful to use is a nice bit of eyewash, to avoid having to admit that this was, in fact, an act of Christian terrorism (and thereby admit that such a thing exists).

    But then, it wouldn't do for the Catholic Boys Daily to actually call it what it was, would it? So put him in a different box and no-one will notice...is there are twitter tag #notallxians yet?

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    1. para 4, line 1: for "he did care...", read "he didn't care..."

      #facepalm

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  4. I am afraid the Murdochracy goes from madness to insanity with this stupid bitch criticising Gough Whitlam. Gough took Australia out of war in Vietnam that we should never been involved in and recognised China who has been become our largest trading partner but apparently little Johnny would have been smart enough to forge links with a communist country. So what does it mean when we have a lying and depraved organisation like Murdochracy dictating our international relationships for our security and peaceful co-existence with our neighbours.
    What can we say about the radical right wing who have dominated our political agenda for over century and look at the devastation they have inflicted on poorer countries by using our Sherif the USA to invade other lands and kill and maim the people of Korea,Vietnam,Iraq.
    There is so much that could be said to rebut this stupid person.Whitlam changed Australia for the better and will live on in the history of Australia long after Murdoch will be remembered as parasite on the world.

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    1. As per Frank's comments below, what's good for Murdoch's backers and allies of convenience may not be good for the rest of us For my part, Gough's agenda suited me down to the ground (18 in 1972). If the Whitlam government over-reached it was because they had a huge agenda after the long years of conservative stupidity.

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    2. OK - Frank's comment "above"

      Incidentally, if Labor has to explain its energy policy it might be reasonable for the government to explain its policy - they don't seem to have one.

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    3. To my somewhat time-faded recall, Bef, the "worst" aspects of the Whitlam governments were Rex Connor (and Khemlani) and Jim Cairns and Junie Morosi.

      He did win two elections, the second being a successful double dissolution brought on partly by the Gair "affair" and the Libs threat to refuse Supply plus 6 bills - three on electoral matters, two related to Health insurance (one of which established Medibank, later renamed as Medicare) and one for establishing the Petroleum and Minerals Authority. And I didn't remember any of that, I had to google it.

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