Monday, September 10, 2018

In which the Oreo shows her sensitive, caring side … and mocks the bleeding heart wimps, cry babies, grim weepers and pussies ...


The Terrorists started off the day with an astonishing realisation via the use of the royal plural …

At last the Terrorists have bravely suggested that they, and Gladys, are out of touch …"we're for Sydney, we're for New South Wales"? Perhaps not Wagga Wagga ...

Meanwhile, madness continues at the lizard Oz … there's continued doubling up of the Oreo and the Caterist on a Monday…

The pond decided to draw a line in the sand, and settle for enjoying undiluted essence of Oreo …


The Oreo was ready to show all the sensitivity to be expected from a lizard Oz scribbler …


Ah, the white feather syndrome is alive and well …

 

… though the pond also recollects having been there with Chopper and the like, the Oreo being at one with Chopper when it comes to sooks and weaklings and cry babies …


But enough of the foreplay, it's on to this day's Oreo tasting …



Yes, where is the evidence, where is the proof? Who could possibly trust cry baby snitches of the female kind?

Why are all these cruel people so unkind towards the noble potato head?


Thanks to the Oreo, it's clear that everything is spiffing, and there's been absolutely no fuss, and it's all the fault of the ABC and other wretched media echo chambers ...


Ah, that reference to a "house girl" is surely Oreo bigotry at its finest … the pond has always found one of the key problems with uppity black folk is their expectation there'll be a house maid hanging around to serve them … 

Such a gracious evocation of antebellum times, when crasser souls might have made reference to muppets …


… with more David here

And now such is the gravity of the situation, the time has come where the Oreo must put aside stern objectivity, and turn to hagiography and forelock-tugging, of a kind only the exemplary Oreo might manage ...


Well done, well played, there's too many of the wrong sort in parliament, and it completely escapes the pond why the Oreo isn't being pre-selected … the Liberal party needs exemplary boofhead, head-kicking loons, and yet they overlook obvious candidates ...

And now, on the weekend, it seems the pond missed this excellent Rowe, with more Rowe here



3 comments:

  1. The Eternal Oreo: "Key MPs claiming they were bullied by Dutton supporters are mostly Turnbull backers."

    Oh wau, that's just amazing: the Dutton Bullies only attacked Turnbull supporters. So that means ... wait for it ... that means that Dutton supporters didn't bully Dutton supporters ! Incredible, yes ? In this age of equal opportunity, we should surely expect the Dutton supporters to bully everybody completely indiscriminately !

    And more Oreo: "...keeping the retail barons honest."

    Now we're going to have totally unprincipled interference in the "free market" by "big government" ? And the Oreo actually expects the ScoMo, who just couldn't see any good reason to have a Banks and Financials Royal Commission, will actually understand the whole thing about "keeping the bastards honest" ?

    [Yeah, good choice, DP]

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  2. Ummm - "the PM is keen to craft industrial relations reform to get the taxman's fingers out of hard working Austrlians' wallets" - can anyone join the dots for me? Tells me more about the state of Jennifer's mind than the any argument she is trying to make.

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    1. Err, well, yes, Bef, but that's true of the Oreo all of the time. Indeed of basically all of the reptiles all of the time - the only thing that any of them can grasp at all, is their own state of mind (and even that not very often).

      But basically, I think it has a lot to do with "Truth isn't truth" and the whole Trumpian mindset. After all, what does "fake news" and "enemy of the people" say about media people such as the Oreo ?

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